draw me
draw me lyke 1 of ur french grls
yoo must git a french manecur liek dem french grlz.
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Hand me the Snorgle Snorkle. I’m going in…
It’s a dangerous job, but somebody has to do it…
Sometimes the cuteness is so severe, it’s just hard to know whether to snorgle or splort.
Ai had no chois. I splorted befoar I kood snorgle!
quarter me!!
Liddle kitteh practises foar career as model.
http://www.sculpturegallery.com/sculpture/paolina.html
Canova”Paolina Borghese”
http://www.usc.edu/programs/cst/deadfiles/lacasis/ansc100/library/images/633.html
Goya “The Naked Maja”
http://www.myrrhine.net/botticelli/venus.html
Botticellli “The Birth of Venus”
Kayte Winslet kitteh is doin hur thing
Layter on Jack, when u tells me not to let go… I will make sure to hang on wif all my poyntee endz. And yr hart will go awwwwwwnnnnnnn…………
Kitteh iz nawt gonna lyke it wen da bote sinkz. Water ebberyware!
iznt dat sposta b Kit Winslet?
Shee furgotted 2 putz on teh “Hart uv teh Katnip” (oar iz dat “Katnip uv teh Oshin”?)
Oooooo La La !!!
SPLORT!
Ai fergitted mai CHRG(wdoi). Nao mai brains am ebberyware.
*Maus rides up on Petunia, who is hauling the CCC, the Tye Booteek, the Pi Wagun, and a Fyretruck*
OK, guys, lets’s help Lyanthya!
Oh hai, Maus! Mai knite in furry armer!
I can has hawt chokklit?
Sure. I’ll get out teh Newqueler Bust Duster and slurp-up yer brayns
*Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Nao I puts it in reburse and put em back in yer head
*rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiW*
Nao I gibs yoo Hawt Chokklit (wif a splash ov brandee)…
An a floofy bankee…
Beddur nao?
Oooh, fanks, Maus. Ai feels MUTSH bedder.
Am we habbin drink an dans?
Proly not todai. I has a confernece call wif Teh Ebil Empyre (aka Micro$loth) inna coupla minnits. If yoo don’t heer frum me toomorrow, yoo will know taht I haz been seedoosed by Teh Dark Sied…
Oh noes Maus - is Bill Gates ur father?
Thankfully, no. But talking to a group of M$ support “engineers” can rot your brain in a matter of seconds. Then they slurp it out and replace it with Vista, and BINGO, you’re a Dark Side M$ Zombie…
Oh… and my call is over. I put on my special CHRG covered in Depleted Uranium paint, and that seemed to keep me safe…
hurrah!!
Thank ar deer CC taht yoo ar saife!!
Ar yoo in such grave peril ebreeday??? Maybee yoo shud keep Petunia in yr office. Wif hur noo war-fiting mooves (ai think teh “levade” and teh “capriole” cud bee spechullee skaree - yoo mite bee safer eben tahn wif the speshul CHRG!
JCH4K! I cameded akross aPome I thot yu wuld
like…too long 2 post here, so I maded a
Poem folder on Cheezfrenz n put it tere
fur you.
Unfortunately Janet, I work in a 8×8 cubicle. Petunia would be… um
… a bit of a tight fit…
wut udder protective tings myte yew be able to put in ur qbikul?
armor
bomshells (ub the poster AND weaponry varietee)
cat claws
d…
Maus, yu kno tat a ICHC
horse kan bend tyme nd
spays n so cn fit ennywhere!
Depleted Uranium Exploding Bullets
Exploding Cigars
Flamethrower
Ginormaus hairball bawmb
Hikkuppt stuffz inna rokkit pokkit
I….
Invasive incendiary devices
jackalopez
Killer Kangarooz
L….
ink from teh sploding dye packets
jump rope/indyana jones whip
kannon
loch ness monster ( oar mebbe dat wudn’t fit)
Minti mowfwash 4 kissin spyez-(Oar firemins) (Oar firewimmins)
Nasty stink bawms
Oskar di Larinte kamo-dudz… Cuz U hast luk gud 2!!!
P…
Pea shooterz
Quirkee . . .weaponz
Revolvers
S. . .
Secret ayjunts (well, duh)
Trip wire
Unbeleevubly clever stuff
V….
Vulcan deth grips
Whippy creem (wif bourbon)
Xtra soft floofy blankets
cunfeshum: mai brudder jus startted werkin foar teh big M 2 weeks ago. He be making lotsa $$ and duzn’t seem to want to pai off mai student loans for me… wunder why nawt?!
*runs and hides and refuses to gib owt her big brudder’s name an locashun to teh angree mobs*
.
oh whell.. mebbe he kan get me in wif teh Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation…. Malaria— DO NOT WANT!
Is this a beeg bruver oar a liddel brover??? an is he marriajed oar nawt?
It maeks a diffrunce. . .sumtiems awl yoo has too doo is smyol prettilee, lukin as cyoot as yoo can - an say “pleeze?” Butt it depends . . .wif a singul beeg brover, yur chances mite bee prettee gud!!
big singul brudder… he has no ’sponsibilitees…. ‘cept hiz own student loans… hmm.. student loans mebbe nawt be a pawsibility, but mebbe he’ll be kinda important.. oar know sum important ppl by teh time Iz reddi to has a job in da reel world and can get me in wif the Gates foundation… Ai’ll be praktissin mai cyoot smile (tho dat nawt werk so well in da past… he jus sez “ur dumb” big brudders… gawtta love em)
*Rinse, Rinse,
scrubee, scrubee
Rinse, Rinse
.
Wut?? Dis hao to du dishies??
*slinks away humilated
Ai no we kin git choo a 50’s bavvin cap frum teh Ty Booteek… yoo wanta flours oar fishies onnit?
*Sweepa sweepa sweep*
*Wype wype wype*
*Scoopity scoop*
*Perlop plup plop*
der branez awl in
Put teh new chrg(wdoi) awn
*Tug tug tug*
*wrap wrap teh duk taype rown*
Hands Lyantha a floofy blankee,Mug ob Hawt chokklit an a possum shayped chokklit.
*jess sit rite down heer an recubber slowly.Hope yew feel bedder sune.*
Tid, wehre dids yoo gets teh uddere braynes? Are yoo shure dey wuz her braynes? Are yoo shure dey wuz BRAYNES?
*Onimous Moosic*
Oh, here’s a jar. It sez “Abby” someting…
Ai ar NAWT yung Frankun Styne!
It’s Frankun STEEN!
Of corpse it is.
Blucher!
*WhinnyWhinnyWhinny*
cue violin moosic….. ;♫
*cheks jar* luks lyke it contayned pikkled gurkins at sum thyme.
Wearing my collar, and ONLY my collar!
oops- fergitted collar…but how daintylly legz is krossd!
Ohai, ai R an odalisque kitten-in-training. Gets meny sleeps dis way!
Ai 2 secksy fur my shurt, 2 secksy fur my shurt,
Sew secksy it hertz!
Rite Sed Fred, ref!
Nao ai’ll b singin dat song AWL afturnoon.
Had tu du somfing, wuz singin teh Cween sawng, Bo heemy un Rapso Dee.
Kween r da BEST! Ai dem sew mush.
Ai wuz finking iz bettur than da Celeen Deeyon song dat leeza-b was startin to sing abov.
subbosed ta be “ai HEART dem sew mush”.
Were did da Heart go?
um, dat wuz nawt me, dat was Rose. Rose singed teh song. Any eerwurmz, see Rose abowt dat.
Ann n Nancy Wilson…hab nawt heered mush bowt dem lately
Ackshully, they is touring this summer, wif Journee and Cheep Trik. I iz going to see them in Aug heer in NC. w00t!
Ai sawd tehm awn reesent kountree moozic awardz. They singed wif taht girl frum Sugerland. It wuz good. Tehy kan still sing.
Ai haz 2 ugree, mush beddar dan Celeen. Ai wuz onna cruz (to Mex) ship inna care ee okie bar n a wuman wuz seeng dat sawn, eeeeerrrriiiiieeee
Ear Worm!
GMTA Maus!!