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I’z not just smart, I’z gifted!

yes. yoo r verrah smrt.

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  1. 4½ Kittehs says:

    N purdy!

  2. leeza-b says:

    and u cannawt regift me. Noes. I iz urs forebber.

    • 4½ Kittehs says:

      w00ta w00ta!!!!1! A brade!! Less partee!

      Ai haz baloons n pinna tale to teh donkee (NAWT Kafleen!!).

      • leeza-b says:

        woohoo! partee games!!
        and partee fuds?? *drool*

        • bebbeh kitteh says:

          donutz
          eggz – devvilled
          feesh crackrz
          guud drinksez

          • leeza-b says:

            KEWL, moar devilled eggz!!
            and
            Honee buns
            Iced cupcaeks
            Jelly beens

            • leeza-b says:

              (btw, 4.5 K, u mite needz to go to the NB fur that ‘B’ item….)

              • 4½ Kittehs says:

                :shock: leeza-b!! It R a spoonerism! Mmmm, spoonering….

                • leeza-b says:

                  yur makeing it wurse!!

                  • 4½ Kittehs says:

                    Wal, az lawn az wii R hedding taht wai, let’s see if dere’s a boddul in teh nawty barn furr spin teh boddul.

                    Got a zippo in caes itz cold in dere adn wii needing to maek a fyre?

                    • leeza-b says:

                      as a mattur of fact, I still haz the wun Maus threw in my pant yesturdai!
                      Heer, want to see if it still werks? I was breefly on fire, so it may have been effectimated.

                      • 4½ Kittehs says:

                        Ahhh, a nies fyre. *warms hans ober fyre*

                        Oops, ai fink wii bilding it tew cloes tew dat piel ob hai….

                      • leeza-b says:

                        hai? oh HEY! ur rite!
                        Let’s sprinkul a little water arownd teh fire to make sure it doesn excape.
                        **grabs bottle of unlabeled kerosene**

                        FWOOOMP!

                      • jamamakitty says:

                        sum fokes wud dew anyfin tew call teh fyremins!!! yew grillls!!!

                      • 4½ Kittehs says:

                        Noe problum, leeza. Ai gots awl dese eys cubes lefted ober frum yesterdai.

                        *dumps eys cubes onna fyre*

                        Oh noes, ai fink taht makking itz wurser. HALP!!! Enneebuddy noeing teh number furr nine wun wun?

                      • Maus says:

                        Yoo giuze maeks me luk liek a brayne sturgeon. Yer proly not evun wearin yer FRUs…
                        *TiskTiskTisk*

                      • leeza-b says:

                        WOW, I iz glad we did not use that bottul fur teh spin the bottul gayme!
                        well, we duz not want to burn down the NB… 4.5 K, yoo looks owt and let me know when u sees the firemenz, and I will take this nice bloo and wyte kwilt heer that the cheezez seem to has bestored on me, and will whomp out the fire. And then we can offur the firemenz some drinks since they will be thirstee from running to save us! My sneeky plan.. let me show u it!!

                      • leeza-b says:

                        4.5 Kitteh tole me that we shud be dressed commando-stile fur the firemenz. I wuz not shure wut she ment. So I putted my CHRG on. If it pertecks u from a brane asploshun.. shirley it can perteck aginst a littul fire!

                      • 4½ Kittehs says:

                        G Maus, R U awl cobbered in blud wif a bur saw in ur paw? Ohhh! U sedded “brayne sturgeon”. Izzat liek a eer wurm, onlee alot bigger?

                        leeza: gud plan! Adn wii habbing lots ob drinks frum teh partee!

                      • 4½ Kittehs says:

                        lolz leeza!!!!1! :smile:

                      • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

                        Oh, dere’z dat Shirley agan. Hu iz she ne wai? duz she jus lurkz nd nebbur saiz nuffing? :lol:

                      • Maus says:

                        Sumbuddy needs to splain to leeza wut “commando” meens. :twisted:

                • jamamakitty says:

                  well ai dew lern sumfin ebbrydai

                  Spoonerisms are words or phrases in which letters or syllables get swapped. This often happens accidentally in slips of the tongue (or tips of the slung as Spoonerisms are often affectionately called!)

                  • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

                    Duz yu noze de story ub de “Pee little Thrigz” ai uztu be aibul tu sai da hole fing. :lol:

                    • Maus says:

                      Me too. And RinderCella. With the Mugly Other and the Three Sad Bisters.

                      • leeza-b says:

                        haz u guiz ever bin to a Renassanse Festival? There’s a guy at the one heer every yeer that tells awl those stories, called Zilch the Toreysteller. Haz u seen him?

                      • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

                        No , but wantz tu. Wair iz dis Rensawns fisitbul?

                      • leeza-b says:

                        they haz them awl over teh country.. u is in the US of A rite?
                        I goes to one in NC, called Carolina Renfest. Here’s the link that shows u where the faires are:
                        http://www.renfest.com/

                        These are LOTs uv fun and BIG funnie, if u hasn’t been to one u shud try to find one neer u!

                      • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

                        Iz dat wair we went tu wedding a fyew wekez ago? Yis, we hab in Calif. tu but nawt wair Ai goze tu eezly. Marin county, norf ub San Francisco I fink. owr neece nd hur huzbum uzed tu maik fry shrimpz nd fingz tu sel dair. Lawtz ub werk but dey baied a nais car aftur.

                    • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

                      OOOOeee! wair did dat fing cumz frum? liddul shartroosee fing Ebbreefing jus kepe getz bettur.

                    • tidmum says:

                      Ohai gmwgs :grin:
                      LookeeDey givved yew a green abatar to match yaw shuze!!!

                      • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

                        da grene duznt zaklee matchez but iz clos enuf. lukz liek a liddul kwitleeness. Mite be sawftee enuf fur rap up da splortib peepz?

                    • jamamakitty says:

                      ai jus saw it onna website that splained teh spoonerism

                      *jamamakitty wanders off luking 4 teh linkie*

                      scroll down tew teh stories………….

                      http://www.fun-with-words.com/spoonerisms.html

              • jamamakitty says:

                yew made me LOL out loud!! NB fur teh B item!!! HA

            • nightshayde says:

              King-size Peanut Buddur Kups
              Lemon Barz
              Mocha Cheezcaek

          • 4½ Kittehs says:

            Krunchee fings
            Lotsa saltee fings
            Malted milks

      • kafleen says:

        OH! OH! I fixded mahself furr teh game!

        image.orientaltrading.com/otcimg/70_1796.jpg

  3. Maus says:

    I got tihs at Teh Doller Store…

  4. Kitteh so cute he will never be re-gifted.

  5. Nangycat says:

    An I can VERB a noun, too!

  6. kaitimae says:

    iz so cute in teh bag!!!

  7. dogbotherer says:

    no re-giftin!!
    iz purrfect.

    nao cuddlez din fuds pwease.

  8. Maus says:

    I buyed yoo a gift, but I eeted it…

  9. Starfevre says:

    Ai goes to teh special skool.

  10. Romeow says:

    Doan call meh speshul!

  11. MrsQ says:

    I rly R speshul. Rly.

    Jus don re-gif, me – kthxbai

  12. you says:

    how one gift rap kitteh?

  13. Tribble says:

    Mye SAT scorez, let mee show u dem!
    Scratchin – 800
    Attakin – 800
    Terrorizin – 800

    • Romeow says:

      Bunneh Kickin – 800

      • Mah Esme had her first chemo today. She was a excellent girl! When we was driving home I rembered whut a Cheezfren neece said about her own treatment so I telled Esme, “U shure kicked cancer’s but today!” Then I rembered I was talking to a kitteh so I said “I mean, u is bunneh-kickin’ cancer’s butt!”

        • 4½ Kittehs says:

          {{{{{{{{Esme}}}}}}}}

          {{{{{{{{Paige}}}}}}}

        • two_kittehs says:

          {{{{lcb+Esme}}}} and kittehs sendz headbutts

          Has anyone heard from pb2k

        • leeza-b says:

          Oh, I didn’t heer u decided to do teh chemos! Yay fur Esme being gud!
          How duz that werk? Duz it haz the same side effecks as for non-fur-purrsons?

          • Today was sposed to be just a consult but teh prognosis and teh price tag (sadly, yes, a factor in teh decision) were attractive and they said they could start her today and it only took a half-hour, mostly for teh bloodwork beforehand.

            They said teh side-effects would at worst be an elevated white cell count and that teh usual hair-loss and other stuff humans get were only a very remote possibility.

            So for mah kitteh, and for her Jethro, who hid his cancer from me until it was too late, it was most def worth it. She will have 4 sessions in all, one month apart.

            • leeza-b says:

              *** HEY- I HAZ A KWILT? ***
              Er, *shakes hed**
              Thats so gud to heer, sownds like it’s not too bad fer Esme!
              If we ever getz Weezy’s UTI cleered up, Im lukkin into pet inshurance.
              It’s sad that it doez cost so much to take cares of owr animal frends. Mai kittehs are 12 yeers old now, and I haz never had to deel wif the older kitteh issues before….sadly….

              • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

                Ohai, Ai noze wez tawkin abowt LCB nd Esme but, abawt Weezy– wut kined ub fudz yu gibz? arly had UTI nd naow getz da Royal Canin Urinary 50 nd no moar prolemz. She akshul liekz da crunchiz bettur dan da gusheez. iz nawt cheep but semes tu wruk. She toled me she wuz sik bai piddle ina sink so Ai cud se pinkishness. Kined ub snart ai fawt.

                • leeza-b says:

                  I haz been feeding Weezy and Thelma the Royal Canin fur a while now! Not that flavr, tho… the V-E-T says everrything else luks gud on Weezy, she has bloodwerks, all gud, kidnees werks fine, she just has some backteriaz in her bladder that won’t go awai! We haz been thru 3 cysto-sumthings where they sticks a needul and gets a sterile yoorin sampul.. this time, they haz sent it off to get sum culture. So once it has culture, supposebly it will be polite enuf to tell us whut kind uf backteria it is so we can kills it!!

                  • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

                    Bakterya iz probly lie so we cant kil it. Nawt purlite atawl. Cultyur iz nawt liek moast peepz noze it.

              • I is working on stocking teh virtual shelves in mah online store — selling herbal remedies for now — but I do has a UTI remedy for pets listed. U can rite to me at lolcatburglar at gmail dot com and I’ll send u a link and a coupon code for 10% off.

                Everybuddy else: I is planning a Grand Opening by May 15, but if ur curious now or has a specific thing u want to ask about, u can rite to me at teh above address.

                • no 1 in particular says:

                  {{{{{lcb+Esme}}}}} poor gurl! ai iz glad shez dooin bedder, but teh keemoez gotta be a horrible expeerience foar hur!

            • Romeow says:

              I hope fings will b easy fur you and Esme.
              {{{{{LCB & Esme}}}}}
              Sending gud energy to boff ov u.

            • nightshayde says:

              {{{{{LCB}}}}}
              {{{{{Esme}}}}}
              {{{{{Liam}}}}} (doan wan Liam to feelz leftowt)

          • jamamakitty says:

            duz her lose her hairz? teh poor kitteh baby!! no wants teh chemo, I’m sure

            mai Rascal had teh radiashun wen her thyroid wuz all whaced out. I cuddin eben see her 4 free dais!! din’t dew mush gud do, seh had teh deep, and intrusive mammary cancer in a year. but her wuz 14 yrs old……..

            ai jus fank CC dat teh Mamakitty is holdin her own at 18!!

            • jamamakitty says:

              sowwy, ai wuz writin wen yew wuz anserin!! lubs and silent meows of gud wishes frum teh mamakitty

        • gremlin says:

          Yay, Esme! Yay, LCB!! Hooray fur teh 2 brayv gurls! Yoo go, gurls . . .

        • cweenmj says:

          {{{{{{Esme}}}}}} {{{{{LCB}}}}}}

        • Tidmum says:

          {{{{{{{{Esme}}}}}}}}}}
          {{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}}}}}
          XXXXXLiamXXXXXX all deez kisses you haz tew share wiv Esme, otay Liam?

          • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

            Ohai, Tidmum, emayo ai send tu Ambercat nawt deliburz. Fink iz hur spam filtur maibe. If shez arownd oar yu tawk wif hur wud yu tel hur put mai address in hr musheen so it wil taik mai mail? fankz

            • tidmum says:

              I will do taht faw you. :grin:
              An I will rite tew you tomorrow-I beed owt an shoppin an Vissittin peeps,sew
              Nawt had chanse tew sit an do teh propper writins.

            • Ambercat says:

              Ai donut tink it’s mai spamfilter cos Ai chek mai spam, juss to see wut’s tehre (moestlee iagra offers, of an MaryO’s Peru postings!)
              Wen Tidmum passes awn yur emayl, Ai’ll send yu a test-messij. Tehn yu will for shor has teh rite address

    • 4½ Kittehs says:

      lolz! @@@@@@@@@@@

    • two_kittehs says:

      Iz Uz talking about mah boss kitteh yogeh?

    • jamamakitty says:

      wud dat be SKAT skors?

  14. Ruth T-Negative says:

    the opposite of the kitteh is out of the bag.

  15. Calvin13 says:

    Kitteh is nawt a meer bagatelle

  16. Kitteh_Kat_Celia says:

    Teh noo and improved kitteh play pens!

  17. two_kittehs says:

    I showz U mah gifts when tries to cuddle mah belleh
    I darez you

    • tidmum says:

      Teh gifts ob teh pointy endz.Bwahaahahh :lol:
      .
      Akshully Hazel juss stikked her pointy endz in mah leg.I can has a owiee?

  18. Duffy says:

    Whutevurs yu do, do not try to sepurate me frrom mah curlee-ribbun. It es full of invisibul creechurs for me to pownse on an SLAYE DED. Is MINE.

    • Duffy says:

      Hey – is dis pritty ecks simbol thing mine? Or is it randum? Becuz I likes it. Is liek a mandala.

      • Duffy says:

        I hads teh same wun on teh last pikshur!! I can keep? Thx!

      • tidmum says:

        Hey yew guize :grin:
        We nawt poop rainbows-we LOLspeek dem WH00t!!WH00T!!

        • zauberflote says:

          Ohai tidmum! Mai new ranebow (NAWT Rainman, eh?) is green. An it wuzznt there this mornin, an I goez bakk to thix morninz poast, an itz there! Glad Iz nawt sume color I dislieks! Hao r u today?

          • tidmum says:

            Ohai zauberflote :grin:
            I haz a green wun too-I forgettid tew sign in tew mah w.p akkownt an gott
            a green fing :smile: (den I sined in an got mah Hazel fayce bak :) )
            Dey ar berree pritty.
            Duz yew fink it’z tew cheer us up coz we nawt haz teh burgers?
            .
            I beed owt inna sunshine an shoppin wib mah Sissy tewday-she beeted me to a luffly wrought irun an wikker vaze in teh charity shop so I haz a grumpy at her :lol:
            Needz a strong kawfee-I haz teh lak ob kaffeen hedake-tew hot fer kawfee eerlier.
            Hope yew okay?

            • no 1 in particular says:

              ohai, tidmum! iz yu having a happitayl dae? yu getz a hug!
              {{{{{{{{{{tidmum}}}}}}}}}} :D

              • tidmum says:

                Ohai {{{{{{{{{{N1IP}}}}}}}}}} :grin:
                I had a grate day inna sunshine an shoppin-cept mah Sissy beeted me tew a priddy vaze in teh charity shop!! Den she mayded me carry it to dah car :shock: .
                I can haz a grumpy at her !! :lol:
                .
                How r you?

  19. Ambercat says:

    Oooh! Lookit!! We’s awl got pritty skwigglees bai owr naems! Nao Ai dunot has to fynd a pikchur smawl enuff to be a ayvartar! Cool!

    • Oahi awl, Ai C teh nawty barn iz teh buzy adn teh fyremens R werkin obbertyme. Wutz wiff awl the purty kolors?? Ai lykes it!!

      • Merinds mii ob Eester. Kan wii gwonna eggz huntz? Myne luks lyke a kwilt. Lemme no iffin yoo neede a ‘pracemint Leeza-b, Ai weel gib yoo myne.

        • cweenmj says:

          Hai guise!! I gotted an announsingment frum deh wordpress at mai
          blog. It cawlz dem Identiconz and dey sed:
          .
          Identicons are a cool math-based image idea created by
          Don Park that’s unique to the commenter, so even if someone
          doesn’t have an avatar yet they have a consistent (and handsome)
          image next to their name when they comment.
          Isn’t dat nise uv dem?

        • leeza-b says:

          but then u will not haz one!
          Mine is ok, just a littul singed on the othur sied, that duzznt show ennyways.

        • cheshirepat says:

          tehy luk laik teh kwilt-patturns…

    • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

      Ohai, Ambercat, Dere yu ar. ai dint scrol down far enuf tu se yu wur heer. so wuz aks Tidmum tu tel yu ai fink yur spam filtur iz wy yu dint getz mai emayo.Ai fink if yu putz in mai address den it wil du,
      Ai wuz sprized tu se liddul fingeez fur abatarz tu. ai traid teh uvvur dai tu du nd itz ona wurdpres site but nawt ober heer. Maibe dey traiz tu maik up fur no burgurz?

  20. two_kitteh_limit says:

    Ceiling Cat sayz….Elebentyith comandmint: Thou shalt not regift.

  21. Thespian kitteh tries to prove that he can so act his way out of a paper bag.

  22. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Kitteh bees soe smaurt adn giftid, taht her went tu kollidje;

    Synce her bees graduamating sune, her went onna shauppyng spree tuu buys herseylfe a prehsunt, becuz sheez teh valeediktormian;

    (Haowebber, her oanley gawt az far az teh giyft bagg adn ribbun, becuz her runded owt ov munnies;

    Her mommeh wil gibb her $$$ foar a kommesemint gift tumaurrow;
    adn tehn kitteh wil fill up bagg wif prehsunts tehn……….) :smile:

  23. mysterious says:

    O Rly? Well, I’z smrt tew!

  24. no 1 in particular says:

    :) :D :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ai getz it nao! :shock: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGGGG!!!11!1!11!1!1! TEH KULURFUL ABATARZ AWR BAK! WUT TEH JUNK??!!1!1!1!

  25. JAJEH says:

    Ai laik noo avatar picher fur uz peeps hu dohn hab une. Dey preddee, n ai ken faine mai pozds fazzer to c ef anee un replied

    • no 1 in particular says:

      saddlee, dey awr prolly gunna goes awae layter. dey awlwaez doo. it happen at leest twys befoar. :cry:

  26. Kitteh_Cat_Celia says:

    Mai noo avatar picher is so predeeful and red!!

    ((Out of LOLCat speak

    And yet when I log in…it goes bai-bai….

    Kitteh_Cat_Celia is confused-ed-ed….))

  27. lolcatlover says:

    I bought you a gift
    but i eateded it

  28. lizzi33 says:

    Awww… too cute!!

  29. Lucy Pevensie says:

    :D furgit teh stuff taht heelz enny woond oar illness, ai wuntz a kitteh foar Christmas!

  30. MomCatAnna says:

    It’s a rap, and I beeted it.

  31. Silverstream3 says:

    TEEHEE.(:

  32. princess0764 says:

    lawlz im gifted


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