
I’z not just smart, I’z gifted!
picture: jasonalwaysready. lol caption: (?)
-
-
Copy & paste this:
Click to see Captions Only | Videos Only
« Previous u see teh arrow on mai hed? | halp Next »

I’z not just smart, I’z gifted!
picture: jasonalwaysready. lol caption: (?)
N purdy!
concatulations on nawt sekkund
Y fankoo! Cumming to teh partee!
ders a partee? is i invitered? hurray!
*boogie boogie jiggle dance groove*
Gud dansin! Got annee ideeuhs furr teh partee games, bodriz?
how bout pin teh tayl on teh kitteh?
nooo dat hurtes teh poor kyoot kittehs. we shud plai pin teh tail on teh
doggee. wif a reel doggee!
woo hoo……..let’s get this party started!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTlWqW6fSYc
rockin out
rockin in
hoppi forward
hoppi back
twerl and shake shoulders (like on DWTS)
no lifts!!
shake, shake, shake
shake yr bootie!!!
Grate song jamama!
4.5 kitteh is sprised at alla bloons, an dancin and feastin
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1066106
lolz!!!!!!1!
Hey are dese the kulurful abatars dat fokes wuz tawkin bout teh odder day?? sew purty!!!!
did u already delete ur lolpic? I tried to luk and it sed it was alreddy deleteded… *sad*
no………….. wuzn’t mine to delete. but iz takin 4-EVER to open.
leeze-b
ai wuz jes abbel to open teh LOL, yew mite trai agin. tings is slowin down todai, hope iz nawt teh abatars
This is wut I gotted:
Uh Oh. Where’s The Humor?
Sorry, this lol has been deleted by the user who created it.
maybe I still haz it cuz it saved in mai favrites…….. I’ll trai to recreate it…….. berry cute!!
OTAY heeeeeeeeeeeeeeers Kitty
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1094437
Aw…dat is just teh cutest surprise face!! LOL!!!
Congrajulashuns, 4.5 kittehs!!!
Has u ebbur been on teh top before?
I has sum tappin shoes heer sumware dat Idansdansdans gabe me..
*rummages*
Heer dey is!
*donkee puts on shoes and begins a lively tap in excitement for teh
party*
(I cuddunt find a pikshur ub a donkee tap dantsing wiff bootifull shoos. Can you beeleeve it?)
and u cannawt regift me. Noes. I iz urs forebber.
w00ta w00ta!!!!1! A brade!! Less partee!
Ai haz baloons n pinna tale to teh donkee (NAWT Kafleen!!).
woohoo! partee games!!
and partee fuds?? *drool*
donutz
eggz – devvilled
feesh crackrz
guud drinksez
KEWL, moar devilled eggz!!
and
Honee buns
Iced cupcaeks
Jelly beens
(btw, 4.5 K, u mite needz to go to the NB fur that ‘B’ item….)
yur makeing it wurse!!
Wal, az lawn az wii R hedding taht wai, let’s see if dere’s a boddul in teh nawty barn furr spin teh boddul.
Got a zippo in caes itz cold in dere adn wii needing to maek a fyre?
as a mattur of fact, I still haz the wun Maus threw in my pant yesturdai!
Heer, want to see if it still werks? I was breefly on fire, so it may have been effectimated.
Ahhh, a nies fyre. *warms hans ober fyre*
Oops, ai fink wii bilding it tew cloes tew dat piel ob hai….
hai? oh HEY! ur rite!
Let’s sprinkul a little water arownd teh fire to make sure it doesn excape.
**grabs bottle of unlabeled kerosene**
FWOOOMP!
sum fokes wud dew anyfin tew call teh fyremins!!! yew grillls!!!
Noe problum, leeza. Ai gots awl dese eys cubes lefted ober frum yesterdai.
*dumps eys cubes onna fyre*
Oh noes, ai fink taht makking itz wurser. HALP!!! Enneebuddy noeing teh number furr nine wun wun?
Yoo giuze maeks me luk liek a brayne sturgeon. Yer proly not evun wearin yer FRUs…
*TiskTiskTisk*
WOW, I iz glad we did not use that bottul fur teh spin the bottul gayme!
well, we duz not want to burn down the NB… 4.5 K, yoo looks owt and let me know when u sees the firemenz, and I will take this nice bloo and wyte kwilt heer that the cheezez seem to has bestored on me, and will whomp out the fire. And then we can offur the firemenz some drinks since they will be thirstee from running to save us! My sneeky plan.. let me show u it!!
4.5 Kitteh tole me that we shud be dressed commando-stile fur the firemenz. I wuz not shure wut she ment. So I putted my CHRG on. If it pertecks u from a brane asploshun.. shirley it can perteck aginst a littul fire!
G Maus, R U awl cobbered in blud wif a bur saw in ur paw? Ohhh! U sedded “brayne sturgeon”. Izzat liek a eer wurm, onlee alot bigger?
leeza: gud plan! Adn wii habbing lots ob drinks frum teh partee!
lolz leeza!!!!1!
Oh, dere’z dat Shirley agan. Hu iz she ne wai? duz she jus lurkz nd nebbur saiz nuffing?
Sumbuddy needs to splain to leeza wut “commando” meens.
well ai dew lern sumfin ebbrydai
Spoonerisms are words or phrases in which letters or syllables get swapped. This often happens accidentally in slips of the tongue (or tips of the slung as Spoonerisms are often affectionately called!)
Duz yu noze de story ub de “Pee little Thrigz” ai uztu be aibul tu sai da hole fing.
Me too. And RinderCella. With the Mugly Other and the Three Sad Bisters.
haz u guiz ever bin to a Renassanse Festival? There’s a guy at the one heer every yeer that tells awl those stories, called Zilch the Toreysteller. Haz u seen him?
No , but wantz tu. Wair iz dis Rensawns fisitbul?
they haz them awl over teh country.. u is in the US of A rite?
I goes to one in NC, called Carolina Renfest. Here’s the link that shows u where the faires are:
http://www.renfest.com/
These are LOTs uv fun and BIG funnie, if u hasn’t been to one u shud try to find one neer u!
Iz dat wair we went tu wedding a fyew wekez ago? Yis, we hab in Calif. tu but nawt wair Ai goze tu eezly. Marin county, norf ub San Francisco I fink. owr neece nd hur huzbum uzed tu maik fry shrimpz nd fingz tu sel dair. Lawtz ub werk but dey baied a nais car aftur.
OOOOeee! wair did dat fing cumz frum? liddul shartroosee fing Ebbreefing jus kepe getz bettur.
Ohai gmwgs
LookeeDey givved yew a green abatar to match yaw shuze!!!
da grene duznt zaklee matchez but iz clos enuf. lukz liek a liddul kwitleeness. Mite be sawftee enuf fur rap up da splortib peepz?
ai jus saw it onna website that splained teh spoonerism
*jamamakitty wanders off luking 4 teh linkie*
scroll down tew teh stories………….
http://www.fun-with-words.com/spoonerisms.html
Yu meen yu dint hoze abowt spunurizmz b4? ai nuw dem abowt 60 yeerz, haow abowt yu, Maus?
ai prolly new bout dem, but nebber herd dem cawled dat!
oooops , nawt Hoze, Noze! :blush:
nd letz se if Ai did that rite fur wuns.
yew made me LOL out loud!! NB fur teh B item!!! HA
ITZ GRAMMA JAMAMA! YAY!!1!1! yu iz habbin a happitayl dae, ai hoeps?
as happitail as innywun kin be at twerk!! How’s mai lil CheezNip?
ai iz dooin gud. ai iz berri happitayl becuz…*drumroll*
DERE ZI UNLEE TEW MOAR WEEKZ OV SKOOL LEFT! YAY!!1!1!111!!!1
Ai stil doan no how yu noze wen skool iz owt wen yu nawt goze tu wun. anuvvur mistry tu me.
cuz mai Momcat tellz me! <3
King-size Peanut Buddur Kups
Lemon Barz
Mocha Cheezcaek
aw phooey – didn’t look far enuf down teh paeg.
‘Sokay – ur fuds R teh nommeee!!!!
Krunchee fings
Lotsa saltee fings
Malted milks
Noo York Cheezcaek
Olives, blak and grene
Popcorm (the G rated vershun)
LOL agin!!
Quiche (quiche? adda partee?)
Rhys’s peesez
Snikkerz
Toffee appils
Upsyde daown kayk
Vanilly yce creem wif lawts uv toppings!
W . . .
Weet thins
Xtra creemy whippy creem
YNGs (if teh quiche duzzent scare them off)
Z best of everything else!
OH! OH! I fixded mahself furr teh game!
image.orientaltrading.com/otcimg/70_1796.jpg
Oh, Kafleen, ur lukin GUD!!!
I got tihs at Teh Doller Store…
Whut dollar store u shops at?
The Itty Bitty Kitteh I Can Has Onlee One Monee Store, ov corse…
brilliant
Kitteh so cute he will never be re-gifted.
U tri to regift meh, and I poop in ur shoos!
And pee on ur pillow.
And filet ur fingers.
And gouge ur gullet.
and shred ur shoes
and nom ur nose.
and lacerate ur lips.
and skratch ur shins
An hork a harball in yer hat…
such vilence!! ai better GET IN THE CAR !!!!
and rip ur rear end.
and poke ur ponch.
and bite ur bellee.
butt not bite my butt?
Kitteh doan wanna hab to spit owt teh gaem peeces – per ur picshure up above.
An I can VERB a noun, too!
iz so cute in teh bag!!!
no re-giftin!!
iz purrfect.
nao cuddlez din fuds pwease.
I buyed yoo a gift, but I eeted it…
A Maus eeted a kitteh?
oh noes maus you spit dat kitteh bak owt!!!!
not so nies to be ettin teh bebbehs.
Taht wuz a “alternate capshun” peeps! Sheesh! I no eets kittehs! Mauses is vegemetaireeununununs…
Fank gudness, Maus.
Heer, hab a corm!
Heer, hab a quadrotriticale.
Sez the maus that tryed to nom Janet’s finger erlier todai….
Maus, turn away frum the dark sied!
Ai goes to teh special skool.
Doan call meh speshul!
I rly R speshul. Rly.
Jus don re-gif, me – kthxbai
how one gift rap kitteh?
Ver-ree, ver-ree kayrfullee!
Mye SAT scorez, let mee show u dem!
Scratchin – 800
Attakin – 800
Terrorizin – 800
Bunneh Kickin – 800
Mah Esme had her first chemo today. She was a excellent girl! When we was driving home I rembered whut a Cheezfren neece said about her own treatment so I telled Esme, “U shure kicked cancer’s but today!” Then I rembered I was talking to a kitteh so I said “I mean, u is bunneh-kickin’ cancer’s butt!”
{{{{{{{{Esme}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{Paige}}}}}}}
{{{{lcb+Esme}}}} and kittehs sendz headbutts
Has anyone heard from pb2k
((((((((LCB an Esme))))))))
an no, she wuz to hab a bone marrow byopsy lass Fridai?
last i saw, PB2K was writin about being in teh horsepital 4 a month….
Oh, I didn’t heer u decided to do teh chemos! Yay fur Esme being gud!
How duz that werk? Duz it haz the same side effecks as for non-fur-purrsons?
Today was sposed to be just a consult but teh prognosis and teh price tag (sadly, yes, a factor in teh decision) were attractive and they said they could start her today and it only took a half-hour, mostly for teh bloodwork beforehand.
They said teh side-effects would at worst be an elevated white cell count and that teh usual hair-loss and other stuff humans get were only a very remote possibility.
So for mah kitteh, and for her Jethro, who hid his cancer from me until it was too late, it was most def worth it. She will have 4 sessions in all, one month apart.
*** HEY- I HAZ A KWILT? ***
Er, *shakes hed**
Thats so gud to heer, sownds like it’s not too bad fer Esme!
If we ever getz Weezy’s UTI cleered up, Im lukkin into pet inshurance.
It’s sad that it doez cost so much to take cares of owr animal frends. Mai kittehs are 12 yeers old now, and I haz never had to deel wif the older kitteh issues before….sadly….
Ohai, Ai noze wez tawkin abowt LCB nd Esme but, abawt Weezy– wut kined ub fudz yu gibz? arly had UTI nd naow getz da Royal Canin Urinary 50 nd no moar prolemz. She akshul liekz da crunchiz bettur dan da gusheez. iz nawt cheep but semes tu wruk. She toled me she wuz sik bai piddle ina sink so Ai cud se pinkishness. Kined ub snart ai fawt.
I haz been feeding Weezy and Thelma the Royal Canin fur a while now! Not that flavr, tho… the V-E-T says everrything else luks gud on Weezy, she has bloodwerks, all gud, kidnees werks fine, she just has some backteriaz in her bladder that won’t go awai! We haz been thru 3 cysto-sumthings where they sticks a needul and gets a sterile yoorin sampul.. this time, they haz sent it off to get sum culture. So once it has culture, supposebly it will be polite enuf to tell us whut kind uf backteria it is so we can kills it!!
Bakterya iz probly lie so we cant kil it. Nawt purlite atawl. Cultyur iz nawt liek moast peepz noze it.
I is working on stocking teh virtual shelves in mah online store — selling herbal remedies for now — but I do has a UTI remedy for pets listed. U can rite to me at lolcatburglar at gmail dot com and I’ll send u a link and a coupon code for 10% off.
Everybuddy else: I is planning a Grand Opening by May 15, but if ur curious now or has a specific thing u want to ask about, u can rite to me at teh above address.
{{{{{lcb+Esme}}}}} poor gurl! ai iz glad shez dooin bedder, but teh keemoez gotta be a horrible expeerience foar hur!
I hope fings will b easy fur you and Esme.
{{{{{LCB & Esme}}}}}
Sending gud energy to boff ov u.
{{{{{LCB}}}}}
{{{{{Esme}}}}}
{{{{{Liam}}}}} (doan wan Liam to feelz leftowt)
duz her lose her hairz? teh poor kitteh baby!! no wants teh chemo, I’m sure
mai Rascal had teh radiashun wen her thyroid wuz all whaced out. I cuddin eben see her 4 free dais!! din’t dew mush gud do, seh had teh deep, and intrusive mammary cancer in a year. but her wuz 14 yrs old……..
ai jus fank CC dat teh Mamakitty is holdin her own at 18!!
sowwy, ai wuz writin wen yew wuz anserin!! lubs and silent meows of gud wishes frum teh mamakitty
Yay, Esme! Yay, LCB!! Hooray fur teh 2 brayv gurls! Yoo go, gurls . . .
{{{{{{Esme}}}}}} {{{{{LCB}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{Esme}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}}}}}
XXXXXLiamXXXXXX all deez kisses you haz tew share wiv Esme, otay Liam?
Ohai, Tidmum, emayo ai send tu Ambercat nawt deliburz. Fink iz hur spam filtur maibe. If shez arownd oar yu tawk wif hur wud yu tel hur put mai address in hr musheen so it wil taik mai mail? fankz
I will do taht faw you.
An I will rite tew you tomorrow-I beed owt an shoppin an Vissittin peeps,sew
Nawt had chanse tew sit an do teh propper writins.
Ai donut tink it’s mai spamfilter cos Ai chek mai spam, juss to see wut’s tehre (moestlee iagra offers, of an MaryO’s Peru postings!)
Wen Tidmum passes awn yur emayl, Ai’ll send yu a test-messij. Tehn yu will for shor has teh rite address
I gots wun tedai bowt makin my meat mitier!!!!
Aksidentul LOL, corsed bai teh “V” key stikkin awn mai keebord!
yew need tew wype dat jam orf!!
Wut flabur? amber likz it fur yew?
Gess we awl getz doze “inhantzmint” kined ub emayoz
Psssst. I sended yew 2 emayos.
Ai getz doze awl teh tiem. Ai doan fink mai huzbin wud want meh to having dat.
Mr T.M gets teh wuns abowt bigger boobies!!
I r kwite happitayl wiv himz chest.Sumhow I finkso teh Hairy boobiez wud be teh Pleh! awn himz boddee
lolz! @@@@@@@@@@@
Iz Uz talking about mah boss kitteh yogeh?
wud dat be SKAT skors?
the opposite of the kitteh is out of the bag.
or outta teh closet.
Kitteh is nawt a meer bagatelle
Heez a bag o’ pointy ends
Teh noo and improved kitteh play pens!
I showz U mah gifts when tries to cuddle mah belleh
I darez you
Teh gifts ob teh pointy endz.Bwahaahahh
.
Akshully Hazel juss stikked her pointy endz in mah leg.I can has a owiee?
Whutevurs yu do, do not try to sepurate me frrom mah curlee-ribbun. It es full of invisibul creechurs for me to pownse on an SLAYE DED. Is MINE.
Hey – is dis pritty ecks simbol thing mine? Or is it randum? Becuz I likes it. Is liek a mandala.
I hads teh same wun on teh last pikshur!! I can keep? Thx!
Hey yew guize
We nawt poop rainbows-we LOLspeek dem WH00t!!WH00T!!
Ohai tidmum! Mai new ranebow (NAWT Rainman, eh?) is green. An it wuzznt there this mornin, an I goez bakk to thix morninz poast, an itz there! Glad Iz nawt sume color I dislieks! Hao r u today?
Ohai zauberflote
(den I sined in an got mah Hazel fayce bak
)
I haz a green wun too-I forgettid tew sign in tew mah w.p akkownt an gott
a green fing
Dey ar berree pritty.
Duz yew fink it’z tew cheer us up coz we nawt haz teh burgers?
.
I beed owt inna sunshine an shoppin wib mah Sissy tewday-she beeted me to a luffly wrought irun an wikker vaze in teh charity shop so I haz a grumpy at her
Needz a strong kawfee-I haz teh lak ob kaffeen hedake-tew hot fer kawfee eerlier.
Hope yew okay?
ohai, tidmum! iz yu having a happitayl dae? yu getz a hug!
{{{{{{{{{{tidmum}}}}}}}}}}
Ohai {{{{{{{{{{N1IP}}}}}}}}}}
.
I had a grate day inna sunshine an shoppin-cept mah Sissy beeted me tew a priddy vaze in teh charity shop!! Den she mayded me carry it to dah car
I can haz a grumpy at her !!
.
How r you?
ai iz dooin berri gud
iz havin a happitayl dae! speshully becuz…
*drumroll*
AI UNLEE HAZ TEW WEEKS OV SKOOL LEFT! YAY!!1!1!!1!1!
Wow!! onlee 2 weeks? How long iz yaw summer brake?
it goez frum midMay tew midAwgust. lawng brayk!
Oooh! Lookit!! We’s awl got pritty skwigglees bai owr naems! Nao Ai dunot has to fynd a pikchur smawl enuff to be a ayvartar! Cool!
Oahi awl, Ai C teh nawty barn iz teh buzy adn teh fyremens R werkin obbertyme. Wutz wiff awl the purty kolors?? Ai lykes it!!
Merinds mii ob Eester. Kan wii gwonna eggz huntz? Myne luks lyke a kwilt. Lemme no iffin yoo neede a ‘pracemint Leeza-b, Ai weel gib yoo myne.
Hai guise!! I gotted an announsingment frum deh wordpress at mai
blog. It cawlz dem Identiconz and dey sed:
.
Identicons are a cool math-based image idea created by
Don Park that’s unique to the commenter, so even if someone
doesn’t have an avatar yet they have a consistent (and handsome)
image next to their name when they comment.
Isn’t dat nise uv dem?
oh yesh, yur hainessness! pleez tew be tellin weedpress fanz foar teh lubbly abatarz adn mae CC bless dem!
I iz kommentin just to sees de pretty pikshur next to mai naem.
ai wut a lubbly pikshur it iz, zski! yu shud commint moar often!
I want to see what I get too!!!!
but then u will not haz one!
Mine is ok, just a littul singed on the othur sied, that duzznt show ennyways.
tehy luk laik teh kwilt-patturns…
Ohai, Ambercat, Dere yu ar. ai dint scrol down far enuf tu se yu wur heer. so wuz aks Tidmum tu tel yu ai fink yur spam filtur iz wy yu dint getz mai emayo.Ai fink if yu putz in mai address den it wil du,
Ai wuz sprized tu se liddul fingeez fur abatarz tu. ai traid teh uvvur dai tu du nd itz ona wurdpres site but nawt ober heer. Maibe dey traiz tu maik up fur no burgurz?
Ceiling Cat sayz….Elebentyith comandmint: Thou shalt not regift.
Thespian kitteh tries to prove that he can so act his way out of a paper bag.
Lerves it LCB.
FTW!1!1
Thx, but notice that teh kitteh is still in teh bag.
Fail!
ohai, lcb! iz liddle Esme dooin awl bedder nao? ai hoeps so!
o hai! See a little bit higher up for teh latest nooz. But basically she is doin ok. She’d say thx 4 axing but she is havening a nap in teh window right now.
Kitteh bees soe smaurt adn giftid, taht her went tu kollidje;
Synce her bees graduamating sune, her went onna shauppyng spree tuu buys herseylfe a prehsunt, becuz sheez teh valeediktormian;
(Haowebber, her oanley gawt az far az teh giyft bagg adn ribbun, becuz her runded owt ov munnies;
Her mommeh wil gibb her $$$ foar a kommesemint gift tumaurrow;
adn tehn kitteh wil fill up bagg wif prehsunts tehn……….)
Ai weel dough nate morter bord tu herz, Ai nawt uzin no moar!
Mai kittehz seemz tew liek teh bagz an teh ribbunz moar dan ennyfing dat kumz in dem ennywaiz — so mebbe dis kitteh haz a happee wif jus teh bag an teh ribbunz.
I tink that giftee bag is bottomless. Ai keep throwin munees innit foar meh kollidje kitteh. Ah, one mour yeer…
O Rly? Well, I’z smrt tew!
Ai laik noo avatar picher fur uz peeps hu dohn hab une. Dey preddee, n ai ken faine mai pozds fazzer to c ef anee un replied
saddlee, dey awr prolly gunna goes awae layter. dey awlwaez doo. it happen at leest twys befoar.
Mai noo avatar picher is so predeeful and red!!
((Out of LOLCat speak
And yet when I log in…it goes bai-bai….
Kitteh_Cat_Celia is confused-ed-ed….))
I finally maeded an avatar, and I hab been wating fur hours, and it still nawt show up.
You maded an avatar??? !! I can’t wait!!!
It took mine TWO DAYS . I wuz sulking, I tell ya.
I member u wating fur ur avatar,
but forgetted dat it waz TEW DAIS!!!
I guess I habs teh premature whinnnnings.
I bought you a gift
but i eateded it
*burp*
Awww… too cute!!
It’s a rap, and I beeted it.
Oooh – pretee lil fraktal pix. And purple. I likez dem.
TEEHEE.(:
lawlz im gifted