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Bless me Father for I have sinned…
Yaw iz nawt-sekkund! Wanna drink and danse? Oh, and ceiling cat ses figguring out the ring-pulls on cans of tuna is not a sin. iz a gift.
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…but it was just a little one!!!
I ar confessing to dah ceiling cat
go awayz
I maded mah pink monkeh a cookie and I eated it
den threw up on dah new rug
an I sharpened mah pointeh endz
on dah couch
harrassed the bebbeh kitteh
Fraymded teh goggie.
Pooped in yer shoos…
Shreddid yer terlit paypah.
eeted mai gushie fuudz too fast an frew up a tubbee ob fuudz on yur carpit
dat wuz KB, ov kors.
O hai, Elfi!
Hao are u and KB doin todai?
I’s abowt to taek him walkies…. or I wuz, if him hadnt kurld up on my desk/lap in mai arms an’ startd snorzing. Him such teh kyut!!
I wuz in Tennerseez foar teh wiekend. wen ai gottid bak, KB and Kismet had a LOT to tell me about teh trajik sirkomstansis dey indurd whyl ai wuz gon an’ mai roommaet wuz behbehsitty dem. They have bof bin VAREE klingee, almozz to teh poynt ov gittin’ alon wif eech othur an’ sharin’ teh mummatiem. muzt has been teh varee tromatik.
Awww - maeks dem preesheeaet der Mumma wen Mumma goez awai ebbery nao-an-den.
iz soh truu.
In the meantime, I visited my husband in Tennessee, and my other kitty, Bastien. (Basto and Barrett are out bein’ bachelors in TN!) Barrett had expressed some pleh about Basto’s potty habits (they don’t involve the box all the time). When I got there, Basto was like OMG MUMMA HEER. Didn’t ONCE use the carpet the whole time I was there.
WHen Barrett got back from the airport (after dropping me off), Basto apparently looked all over for me, gave Barrett a Dirty Look, and peed on the carpet.
Wut yew dew wif Mumma? Yew gibz hur bak oar ai peez on teh carpet ebbery tiem!!!
*gibs Papa teh ebil eyez*
Wellcome Hoem (tew us) Elfi!!
Hao mush longrr yew has tew bop bak N forf tween B&B/K&K?
nawt mush lawngur, ai hoep! Ai haz teh fynul axamz, den ai fokuzz on teh pakkingz ov teh howss. Dat whut ai klaem, enniewae. Ai has to wedj teh hole hows into teh pawd. I dunno hao dat happun, but ai tryz varee hard.
Ai needz foar goze studyz mai Janetix nao. I iz dun wif teh Fizzyologee, ai gottid a B. I iz dun wif teh Cellz Byolojee, too… ai hoap ai gottid a B, but she nawt has graedid teh finulz yet. Teh Janetix, ai haz dat wun lazt, iz on Thorzdae.
Den… pax teh howz.
Ceeling cat will furgive u agayn and agayn
Calvin - u beet mee 2 dat comment, but Ai forgivz u!
Iz ok Annipuss, grayt mines be tinking alyke!
Ceeling cat iz sloo to anger and kwick to forgive
It has been Elebenty years since my last Confession…
Was supposed to go under my FFL post. WeirdPress no liekee me toodai…
Ceiling cat will alwaiz lub u even if u duz nawt go to Confession.
Cormgrats to all, luks liek a 4-way macramay? OR is is a braid, since Maus haz 2 nawt sekkunds??
Do we haz a cello brashun now?
Sink o teh Mayo festiviez, maybee?
Sangria ennywun??
Oooooohhh! Sangria! But we needs to has it liek tehy makes it in Asturias in Spain. Wif white wine and apple juice and stuffs. Is GUUUUD!
Sangria sounds gud, what iz we eating
I ar hungreh 2
only hadz an apple fur lunch
OK! Where is Zauberflote?? I gess I haz to to Spane withowt her??
***WHOOOMP***
I decyced to go by floo, kwiker that way!
*kaff, kaff, hack*
OK! We haz whyte wine and appul Sangria,
Also an assortmint of Tapas! Everywun dig in!
Mmmm… mussels… !
o ai nebber bin tew Spane — but Ai kinna lieks teh mewsik
“Say the ladies are insane there
And they sure know how to use it”
*Hmmmm… Sounds like the ladies around here*
*Runs away*
…..and that, laydees and gentulmanz, is called ‘projeckshun’.
We now concludes Sykologies 101 wif this experimint:
**gets owt zippo lighter**
**checks to make sure itz full uv flooid**
**sets it down in frunt of Maus**
Ahem, iz that sum ladee firmenz I see over there?
*snerk*
Where?
*Picks up lighter*
*Lights it*
*Casually drops it… IN LEEZA’S PANTS*
*Runs away to The Maus Hole*
***thinks to self… I cud nawt haz planned that bettur!!!***
UH OH… better call the firemens!!!
ok class, Maus haz projeckted his issuez into my pants, so I iz forsed to dismiss class fur todai, as I haz to go wif these firemenz now.
Please see Maus for reimbursemints uv enny tooishuns. Kthxbai!!!!
Maus, yew can pay mai student loans? Mai brudder duzznt seem innerested and leeza sez yew wud. kthxbye
Sry KTNF. I iz still payin stoodint loans fer two dawters an Teh Wief. I duznt has a monnee fer your loans…
eh. werf a shawt. Ai’ll keep workin on teh big brudder.
at leest yu has a big bruther to werk awn, mai tooishun munnees r nawt thare at awl. ai duznt want to get a lone, but ai may hastoo.
an in teh meentaim, ai has no jawb. life is teh pleh…
doan feelz badz…. sumtimz u gotz ta dew whutz u gotz ta dew. estudent loanz nawt sos bad akshumaly. Alzo der r grants n awardz u kin get ( no haz to paiz bak doez…
doin da loanz n gettn da edumacation ta due whatz u wantz ta due iz much bedda den NOAT gettn da student loanz n bein stuk doin whutz u don wana do…
I knowz…. Iz been der. iz almos 50 n I amz bak in da skool wif student loans-
butz I amz happitail, iz doin whutz i wantz fur da furs timz!
putz ur tailz up n floof awt ur floof n den getz urself ta skool!
momcat
*Comes back out*
Here’s sum bourbon whippy creem
*Splat*
An I has a seltzer bottle
*SpraySpraySpray*
Fyre out now?
*Runs back to The Maus Hole*
R u channeling teh 3 stoogiz now???
Sumhow I feels like I is in a 1940’s moovie….
**pokes Maus in teh eye and bonks him on teh hed**
channeling? Ai’m channeling nao dat teh satellite gui unborked mai dish
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!
Why soitenly!
***wipes whippy creem off face***
***sprays Mauf wif the Sangria***
Oo, thats gonna be a bit stickee.
FOOD FIGHT!
First I throw sum:
Apple Sauce
Baked Beans
Creamed Corn
D…
Dill Pikkulz
Eggz Salad
Fig Nootunz
G…
Grapez
Hunny Bunches ob Oats
Ice cubez
J…
Jelly beens (*ouch*)
Kiwi pie
Lemon tarts
M…
Jello (gonna be stikee)
Kumkwatz
Lemonade
Marshmallow Fluff (alsew gonna be stikee)
Napkinz fur awl dat stikky
Opossum shaip chonklitz
Peanur buttur samijes
Quinoa salad
Rosted corms
Skwirrl nuts
Toona
uglifroots
vennisun
w….
Uglee froots
Vermicelli
Water chestnuts
X. . .
Ugli frootz
Vanilla icee kreem sammitches
Waddermelin
X…
Hmmm.. Uglifrootz R purtee popular!
Xcrooshiatinglee stinkee stuff
Yolks (raw… *snurt* )
Zucchini (pleh)
Hi, dansee gurl!
I needs too email u sumfin innurestin.
Hey, donkeyfootz!!
I madid yu sum tap shues.
See, yu jus slips tehm awn obber yor hoofies..
email awai!!!
R U havin a gud dai off??
OW!!!
**shaykes hed**
Ice kyoobs???
LOLZ @ awl teh uglifroots bein’ frow’d.
Sowry! Wuz inna hurry adn culdnt fink ob ennyfing else!
Dantsee shoos!
oooooooo….nice!
Butt I cant ware dem in heer…I mite get ugglee froots on dem.
Gots too save dem furr speshul okashun!
♥