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Bless me Father for I have sinned…
Yaw iz nawt-sekkund! Wanna drink and danse? Oh, and ceiling cat ses figguring out the ring-pulls on cans of tuna is not a sin. iz a gift.
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…but it was just a little one!!!
tak lyke a ICHC membah no propurlye!!!
I ar confessing to dah ceiling cat
go awayz
I maded mah pink monkeh a cookie and I eated it
den threw up on dah new rug
an I sharpened mah pointeh endz
on dah couch
harrassed the bebbeh kitteh
Fraymded teh goggie.
Pooped in yer shoos…
Shreddid yer terlit paypah.
eeted mai gushie fuudz too fast an frew up a tubbee ob fuudz on yur carpit
dat wuz KB, ov kors.
O hai, Elfi!
Hao are u and KB doin todai?
I’s abowt to taek him walkies…. or I wuz, if him hadnt kurld up on my desk/lap in mai arms an’ startd snorzing. Him such teh kyut!!
I wuz in Tennerseez foar teh wiekend. wen ai gottid bak, KB and Kismet had a LOT to tell me about teh trajik sirkomstansis dey indurd whyl ai wuz gon an’ mai roommaet wuz behbehsitty dem. They have bof bin VAREE klingee, almozz to teh poynt ov gittin’ alon wif eech othur an’ sharin’ teh mummatiem. muzt has been teh varee tromatik.
Awww – maeks dem preesheeaet der Mumma wen Mumma goez awai ebbery nao-an-den.
iz soh truu.
In the meantime, I visited my husband in Tennessee, and my other kitty, Bastien. (Basto and Barrett are out bein’ bachelors in TN!) Barrett had expressed some pleh about Basto’s potty habits (they don’t involve the box all the time). When I got there, Basto was like OMG MUMMA HEER. Didn’t ONCE use the carpet the whole time I was there.
WHen Barrett got back from the airport (after dropping me off), Basto apparently looked all over for me, gave Barrett a Dirty Look, and peed on the carpet.
Wut yew dew wif Mumma? Yew gibz hur bak oar ai peez on teh carpet ebbery tiem!!!
*gibs Papa teh ebil eyez*
Wellcome Hoem (tew us) Elfi!!
Hao mush longrr yew has tew bop bak N forf tween B&B/K&K?
nawt mush lawngur, ai hoep! Ai haz teh fynul axamz, den ai fokuzz on teh pakkingz ov teh howss. Dat whut ai klaem, enniewae. Ai has to wedj teh hole hows into teh pawd. I dunno hao dat happun, but ai tryz varee hard.
Ai needz foar goze studyz mai Janetix nao. I iz dun wif teh Fizzyologee, ai gottid a B. I iz dun wif teh Cellz Byolojee, too… ai hoap ai gottid a B, but she nawt has graedid teh finulz yet. Teh Janetix, ai haz dat wun lazt, iz on Thorzdae.
Den… pax teh howz.
Ceeling cat will furgive u agayn and agayn
Calvin – u beet mee 2 dat comment, but Ai forgivz u!
Iz ok Annipuss, grayt mines be tinking alyke!
Ceeling cat iz sloo to anger and kwick to forgive
It has been Elebenty years since my last Confession…
Was supposed to go under my FFL post. WeirdPress no liekee me toodai…
Ceiling cat will alwaiz lub u even if u duz nawt go to Confession.
Cormgrats to all, luks liek a 4-way macramay? OR is is a braid, since Maus haz 2 nawt sekkunds??
Do we haz a cello brashun now?
Sink o teh Mayo festiviez, maybee?
Sangria ennywun??
Oooooohhh! Sangria! But we needs to has it liek tehy makes it in Asturias in Spain. Wif white wine and apple juice and stuffs. Is GUUUUD!
Sangria sounds gud, what iz we eating
I ar hungreh 2
only hadz an apple fur lunch
OK! Where is Zauberflote?? I gess I haz to to Spane withowt her??
***WHOOOMP***
I decyced to go by floo, kwiker that way!
*kaff, kaff, hack*
OK! We haz whyte wine and appul Sangria,
Also an assortmint of Tapas! Everywun dig in!
Mmmm… mussels… !
o ai nebber bin tew Spane — but Ai kinna lieks teh mewsik
“Say the ladies are insane there
And they sure know how to use it”
*Hmmmm… Sounds like the ladies around here*
*Runs away*
…..and that, laydees and gentulmanz, is called ‘projeckshun’.
We now concludes Sykologies 101 wif this experimint:
**gets owt zippo lighter**
**checks to make sure itz full uv flooid**
**sets it down in frunt of Maus**
Ahem, iz that sum ladee firmenz I see over there?
*snerk*
Where?
*Picks up lighter*
*Lights it*
*Casually drops it… IN LEEZA’S PANTS*
*Runs away to The Maus Hole*
***thinks to self… I cud nawt haz planned that bettur!!!***
UH OH… better call the firemens!!!
ok class, Maus haz projeckted his issuez into my pants, so I iz forsed to dismiss class fur todai, as I haz to go wif these firemenz now.
Please see Maus for reimbursemints uv enny tooishuns. Kthxbai!!!!
Maus, yew can pay mai student loans? Mai brudder duzznt seem innerested and leeza sez yew wud. kthxbye
Sry KTNF. I iz still payin stoodint loans fer two dawters an Teh Wief. I duznt has a monnee fer your loans…
eh. werf a shawt. Ai’ll keep workin on teh big brudder.
at leest yu has a big bruther to werk awn, mai tooishun munnees r nawt thare at awl. ai duznt want to get a lone, but ai may hastoo.
an in teh meentaim, ai has no jawb. life is teh pleh…
doan feelz badz…. sumtimz u gotz ta dew whutz u gotz ta dew. estudent loanz nawt sos bad akshumaly. Alzo der r grants n awardz u kin get ( no haz to paiz bak doez…)
doin da loanz n gettn da edumacation ta due whatz u wantz ta due iz much bedda den NOAT gettn da student loanz n bein stuk doin whutz u don wana do…
I knowz…. Iz been der. iz almos 50 n I amz bak in da skool wif student loans-
butz I amz happitail, iz doin whutz i wantz fur da furs timz!
putz ur tailz up n floof awt ur floof n den getz urself ta skool!
momcat
*Comes back out*
Here’s sum bourbon whippy creem
*Splat*
An I has a seltzer bottle
*SpraySpraySpray*
Fyre out now?
*Runs back to The Maus Hole*
R u channeling teh 3 stoogiz now???
Sumhow I feels like I is in a 1940’s moovie….
**pokes Maus in teh eye and bonks him on teh hed**
channeling? Ai’m channeling nao dat teh satellite gui unborked mai dish
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!
Why soitenly!
***wipes whippy creem off face***
***sprays Mauf wif the Sangria***
Oo, thats gonna be a bit stickee.
FOOD FIGHT!
First I throw sum:
Apple Sauce
Baked Beans
Creamed Corn
D…
Dill Pikkulz
Eggz Salad
Fig Nootunz
G…
Grapez
Hunny Bunches ob Oats
Ice cubez
J…
Jelly beens (*ouch*)
Kiwi pie
Lemon tarts
M…
Jello (gonna be stikee)
Kumkwatz
Lemonade
Marshmallow Fluff (alsew gonna be stikee)
Napkinz fur awl dat stikky
Opossum shaip chonklitz
Peanur buttur samijes
Quinoa salad
Rosted corms
Skwirrl nuts
Toona
uglifroots
vennisun
w….
Uglee froots
Vermicelli
Water chestnuts
X. . .
Ugli frootz
Vanilla icee kreem sammitches
Waddermelin
X…
Hmmm.. Uglifrootz R purtee popular!
Xcrooshiatinglee stinkee stuff
Yolks (raw… *snurt* )
Zucchini (pleh)
Hi, dansee gurl!
I needs too email u sumfin innurestin.
Hey, donkeyfootz!!
I madid yu sum tap shues.
See, yu jus slips tehm awn obber yor hoofies..
email awai!!!
R U havin a gud dai off??
OW!!!
**shaykes hed**
Ice kyoobs???
LOLZ @ awl teh uglifroots bein’ frow’d.
Sowry! Wuz inna hurry adn culdnt fink ob ennyfing else!
Dantsee shoos!
oooooooo….nice!
Butt I cant ware dem in heer…I mite get ugglee froots on dem.
Gots too save dem furr speshul okashun!
♥
yew didn’t heer? Eeting tuna or sammun duz tha same thing for kittehs. Fish joose is blest in tha eyes of ceiling cat.
Whel, fadda, dya haz da rets uf da weeks? Yez gets started.
Whoa, tree wai tye. Maus, that quick rist duz it agen
A Pin Ball Wizard has such a supple wrist…
Iz dat whut it iz. Ai reely needz to plai more pinball, ruther tahn werking.
In fack, gots to go bakc to werk agin.
Hau doo yoo think he duz eet – ai donut knoe
What maeks hims so gud. . .
Postz bai cents ob smell!
*snert!*
It’s THE WHO!! “Tommy” FTW!!!!!!!111
Hmm, dey has Teh Who, we has Teh Wut?
Whair iz teh Why???
Who’s on first?
Wut’s on sekond.
An Teh Wen an Teh Watehekjusshappnd?! – Ai get taht awl teh tym
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Oar yu saying that Maus haz teh smell?
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Ai wundired wut that wuz!
LOL, noe wuzzent wut Ai wuz NfurN, but purrhaps he duz haz teh smell.
(Ai wuz bornd awn Townzend’z burfday, soe Ai am fan ob Teh Huu.)
Ai had teh impyoor thots abowt teh nekkid “Rose” kitteh.
Ai covetid mai naibor’s mows and sunspot.
Ai covetid da lolrusez bukkit….
U must say 3 ohai maryz, and giv up catnip foar 10 minnits.
ohai maryz ftw
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But Ai onlee noes wun ohai mary….
ai stole da lolruses bukkit
sew it wudnut haev bin tehre if Ai akted awn mai cuvit2usnez?
and den ai blamed in awn LCB
oooh tahtz wai wurz! B vry ware ov teh splodin dye pakets, KTNF!
Wy duz ebbreebuddee blaimz mai Bff LCB fur ebbreefing wut goze missing? Shez nawt dis onist, jus a bit lite fingurz nd da sparkleez jus fines dere wai tu her bai demselfz.
an then ai paynted it yellow an gibbed it to D Marie – so she reelee DUZ hav teh lolrusess bukkit – butt she duzzin’t knoe it!!
Ai used mai werk ‘puter 2 look at lols, when ai wuz ‘posed 2 be wurkin’…
Iz taht a syn?!? o noe!
Den a hole bunch of cheeze peeps (incl. me) is goin to H-E-dubble-hockeystix…
Kwik! Riipent!
Ai kant beleev dat ai’m asso-she-atin wif a bunch of heethenz!
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**rhsb walks away, trying to look very very innocent**
ROFL
Uh-oh.
Hao lawng iz teh lien fur teh confeshmunz? Ai did dis wun tew.
Mebee wii kud hab “Class Akshun Confeshmunz” fur dis sin… wud saev tiem.
you not ceiling cat. goes away homens wif your cams
repentent kitteh will nawt be foold
Mom N Law kitteh iz luukin in ur howse AGAIN!
Agnes Kravitz kitteh know wut yer dooin…
Samampha wuz twitchN her noze!
Ai am maed ov slof N muttony… er glutonee.
yu shur dat “glutonee” an not “mew-tonny”??
mmmmm….mutt-on.
Mutt-on teh BBQ….dat bee a Hot Dog.
..Yup..!
*snert*
Ai saevz mai mew-tonny fur Tok Liek PieRat Day (Am goN tew Orygon Beech fur it!)
Ha,Ha!!!!
Prittee faire iymitashun ov me iyn cunfesshun;
Butt wen Ai goes hoem, Ai ar happytayle; awl is guud adn Ai bees at peece!!!
Ceiling Cat iys teh bestest!!!!
The second I saw this all I could think was “Are you there god? It’s me, Margaret” haha
me too!!
y me.
oops. I meened, “and me.”
Butt kafleen!! Yoo DID say it. Just in Spanish! You clefur liddle dawnkey yoo!!
Wuz in Spanish fer teh Sinkhoel de Mayo.
*toats wif a margarita*
Oooo…. gluttunuss donkee muss keep teh greedee hoofs off teh drinkeees…
I can has virjun margareeta?
and chips!
and salsa!
gwak!
black beens!
chedda!
maturs!
black olibs!
pork rinds!
sirloin strips!
tacos!
sour creem!
*groans* luk wutt u started….
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sinkhoel ftw!
Hold da Mayo.
Tank u furr noticin! I wuzz afraid moast wud fink it ment WHY me and get confuzzulled.
Iz EZ tew get Spanich und Grrrman wrdz mezzd inna lolsentence. Iz moar fun tahn Esperantoe.
Ohai {{{{Elfi}}}} we hab mist yu awl weke. Gud tu se yu agen. Hoap awl iz wel.
ooo! fankoo. I wuz in teh tennusee wif mai huzbin. Maekd meh happi.
Dat’s gud. Iz difcult tu caree awn a marij wen libz ina difrent stait. Yur furry frenz mist yu tu. Problee wunt let yu owt ub dere site fur daiz naow.
Nuvver pursun we nawt se fur sebrul daiz iz Sol. Wariz he?
Hii wuz attakd bai caertrollz few freds bak. Ai mizz hymn tew.
Ceiling cat is named Wilson?
Heidee-ho sinner kitteh!
NOOOO, CC iz named HOWARD!
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*Ower CC, who art in hebbin, HOWARD B thy name…*
my mother’s mother’s mother’s maiden name was Hallowell.
as a child, Amy Hallowell knew for SURE she was DIRECTLY RELATED to god, since “… Hallowell be thy name.” She felt VERY special.
U noe dis bee compyooter-brain-troll bait, donchu?
hehehe i iz glad yu all likes muh LOLS! ^.^ i wuz workin vurry hard to make a couple but i hazunt cause muh works suffered a vurry sad trajudee
Congrats on gettin on teh front page!!!!! Yew’s famous!!!!!
Wutt trajudee?
harting minds needz too noe….
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(or minding harts…or sumfing…
Grate capshun, Thestral_eve!
But…
Wut trajudee?
O hai Theatral-eve. Your LOL was VERREEE gud indeed. As yoo see – we had LOT of fun wif it. Yoo nebber know wich dirkshun an LOL will taek yoo – but this tiem we stuck prittee much too it!
Am ai am sorree to heer about yur tajudee.
Ceeeling cat sees and hears all!
Iz diz deh kitteh dat woun up in jails fur all deh misdeeds?
Ohai, ceeling cat…whut’s dis “sin” stuff agin? Yu noe anneething abowt that? Yuh, me neether. Mus be a goggie thing.
s’opposit ob s’owt – as in “Ai wants s’in; Ai wants s’owt
U noe, I tink ur on too sumfin.
Cats…dey bee, ironiklee, teh innocent wuns. Dey is sooooo nawtee butt has no
nolej ub dere nawtiness. Dey juss sits in dere destrukshun and looks at u an ses,”Wutt? Feed meh.”
GOGGIES, on teh uddur hand, deh hab teh full-blown guilt mekanissm built in. Dey
KNOW dey bee screwin up. Dey hab gilltee luks all OBBUR teh place. Dey runs an hides and looks all sorree an wurrieed.
Ebben wen goggie iz innocent
Heh, Heh,……Rlly troo!!!!
Since when did every single macro become way too tl;dr?
I wud lub to ansur ur kweschun, butt dere seems too be a problum….
I lub how we can hab a picshur like dis an noe fite bowt teh CC stuffs.
I lub dis majikul happee place!
*donkee leeps wiff joy!*
OH! Dat remines me:
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1084925 <—-Jamamakitteh maded dat furr me-wuzzunt dat nice?
ai wuz hoping yew saw dat!
ai wuz jus gonna post it in cayse!!
{{{{Lil Happi Donkeee}}}}
I left u a comment on the pic, and also on your post on my blog. And I just
realized you might not have seen either! Sry!
We need a separate site for all these “ceiling cat” ones. Getting rather boring for us non-jesus types.
Iz Booed-hisst Cat beddar 4 U?
Awl catz noa taht thare iz moar tahn juss hour selbs, cawl itz waht U wheel.
Iz teh beleavin, nawt teh naemin taht matturz….
awww..grumpy cat is grumpy?
Why don’t you ignore the “ceiling cat” ones as I do the “poop” ones. Everyone has their own likes and dislikes. You didn’t have to read any of the comments if you weren’t interested in the subject!
Agwee! Ai dohn reed ebbry une – tu manee an ai tu buzzee, so ai juz pardicipate when inchessin or speshally appealin tu me.
Booed-hisst cat…juz got dat!
lol wallcat
Omg dis is in Icanhascheezburger book! Tis awsum!