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  1. Maus says:

    Hand me the Snorgle Snorkle. I’m going in…

  2. leeza-b says:

    Kayte Winslet kitteh is doin hur thing

    • leeza-b says:

      Layter on Jack, when u tells me not to let go… I will make sure to hang on wif all my poyntee endz. And yr hart will go awwwwwwnnnnnnn…………

    • Aahz says:

      iznt dat sposta b Kit Winslet? ;-) Shee furgotted 2 putz on teh “Hart uv teh Katnip” (oar iz dat “Katnip uv teh Oshin”?)

  3. greasycat says:

    Oooooo La La !!!

  4. Lyanthya says:

    SPLORT!

    • Lyanthya says:

      Ai fergitted mai CHRG(wdoi). Nao mai brains am ebberyware.

      • Maus says:

        *Maus rides up on Petunia, who is hauling the CCC, the Tye Booteek, the Pi Wagun, and a Fyretruck*
        OK, guys, lets’s help Lyanthya!

        • Lyanthya says:

          Oh hai, Maus! Mai knite in furry armer!

          I can has hawt chokklit?

          • Maus says:

            Sure. I’ll get out teh Newqueler Bust Duster and slurp-up yer brayns
            *Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
            Nao I puts it in reburse and put em back in yer head
            *rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiW*
            Nao I gibs yoo Hawt Chokklit (wif a splash ov brandee)…
            An a floofy bankee…
            Beddur nao?

            • Lyanthya says:

              Oooh, fanks, Maus. Ai feels MUTSH bedder.

              Am we habbin drink an dans?

              • Maus says:

                Proly not todai. I has a confernece call wif Teh Ebil Empyre (aka Micro$loth) inna coupla minnits. If yoo don’t heer frum me toomorrow, yoo will know taht I haz been seedoosed by Teh Dark Sied…

                • SJ says:

                  Oh noes Maus – is Bill Gates ur father?

                  • Maus says:

                    Thankfully, no. But talking to a group of M$ support “engineers” can rot your brain in a matter of seconds. Then they slurp it out and replace it with Vista, and BINGO, you’re a Dark Side M$ Zombie…

                    • Maus says:

                      Oh… and my call is over. I put on my special CHRG covered in Depleted Uranium paint, and that seemed to keep me safe…

                      • SJ says:

                        hurrah!!

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          Thank ar deer CC taht yoo ar saife!!

                          Ar yoo in such grave peril ebreeday??? Maybee yoo shud keep Petunia in yr office. Wif hur noo war-fiting mooves (ai think teh “levade” and teh “capriole” cud bee spechullee skaree – yoo mite bee safer eben tahn wif the speshul CHRG!

                        • booklion says:

                          JCH4K! I cameded akross aPome I thot yu wuld
                          like…too long 2 post here, so I maded a
                          Poem folder on Cheezfrenz n put it tere
                          fur you.

                        • Maus says:

                          Unfortunately Janet, I work in a 8×8 cubicle. Petunia would be… um

                        • Maus says:

                          … a bit of a tight fit…

                        • wut udder protective tings myte yew be able to put in ur qbikul?
                          armor
                          bomshells (ub the poster AND weaponry varietee)
                          cat claws
                          d…

                        • booklion says:

                          Maus, yu kno tat a ICHC
                          horse kan bend tyme nd
                          spays n so cn fit ennywhere!

                        • Maus says:

                          Depleted Uranium Exploding Bullets
                          Exploding Cigars
                          Flamethrower

                        • idansdansdans says:

                          Ginormaus hairball bawmb
                          Hikkuppt stuffz inna rokkit pokkit
                          I….

                        • Demoncat53 says:

                          Invasive incendiary devices
                          jackalopez
                          Killer Kangarooz
                          L….

                        • ink from teh sploding dye packets
                          jump rope/indyana jones whip
                          kannon
                          loch ness monster ( oar mebbe dat wudn’t fit)

                        • idansdansdans says:

                          Minti mowfwash 4 kissin spyez-(Oar firemins) (Oar firewimmins)
                          Nasty stink bawms
                          Oskar di Larinte kamo-dudz… Cuz U hast luk gud 2!!!
                          P…

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          Pea shooterz
                          Quirkee . . .weaponz
                          Revolvers
                          S. . .

                        • SJ says:

                          Secret ayjunts (well, duh)
                          Trip wire
                          Unbeleevubly clever stuff
                          V….

                        • leeza-b says:

                          Vulcan deth grips
                          Whippy creem (wif bourbon)
                          Xtra soft floofy blankets

                • cunfeshum: mai brudder jus startted werkin foar teh big M 2 weeks ago. He be making lotsa $$ and duzn’t seem to want to pai off mai student loans for me… wunder why nawt?!
                  *runs and hides and refuses to gib owt her big brudder’s name an locashun to teh angree mobs*
                  .
                  oh whell.. mebbe he kan get me in wif teh Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation…. Malaria— DO NOT WANT!

                  • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                    Is this a beeg bruver oar a liddel brover??? an is he marriajed oar nawt?

                    It maeks a diffrunce. . .sumtiems awl yoo has too doo is smyol prettilee, lukin as cyoot as yoo can – an say “pleeze?” Butt it depends . . .wif a singul beeg brover, yur chances mite bee prettee gud!! :D

                    • big singul brudder… he has no ‘sponsibilitees…. ‘cept hiz own student loans… hmm.. student loans mebbe nawt be a pawsibility, but mebbe he’ll be kinda important.. oar know sum important ppl by teh time Iz reddi to has a job in da reel world and can get me in wif the Gates foundation… Ai’ll be praktissin mai cyoot smile (tho dat nawt werk so well in da past… he jus sez “ur dumb” big brudders… gawtta love em)

        • *Rinse, Rinse,
          scrubee, scrubee
          Rinse, Rinse
          .
          Wut?? Dis hao to du dishies??
          *slinks away humilated

        • tidmum says:

          *Sweepa sweepa sweep*
          *Wype wype wype*
          *Scoopity scoop*
          *Perlop plup plop*
          der branez awl in
          Put teh new chrg(wdoi) awn
          *Tug tug tug*
          *wrap wrap teh duk taype rown*
          Hands Lyantha a floofy blankee,Mug ob Hawt chokklit an a possum shayped chokklit.
          *jess sit rite down heer an recubber slowly.Hope yew feel bedder sune.*

  5. rhsb says:

    Wearing my collar, and ONLY my collar!

  6. Astarid says:

    Ohai, ai R an odalisque kitten-in-training. Gets meny sleeps dis way!

  7. Ai 2 secksy fur my shurt, 2 secksy fur my shurt,
    Sew secksy it hertz!

  8. two_kittehs says:

    I ar purty and I knoz it

  9. Kayjoy says:

    Risque cat iz risque

  10. trina says:

    jack dun no whut to sai to dis awfur

  11. rhsb says:

    Ai’m bringin secksee bak.

  12. OT: Dere is a man walkin rownd on mai roof. No, srsly.

    • 4½ kittehs says:

      Izzit a fyremans?

      • no… sadlee. Oar nawt so sadlee, as dat wud meen my kitteh wus stuck onna roof oar mai howse wuz on fire.
        .
        he’s fixin the sattelite dish. it werked just loverly 3 weeks ago wen dey put it awn teh roof, but den teh awl teh leefs awn teh trees growed in adn noa itz liek “halp! halp! ai cant see teh satelite!” An Duct Dape is liek, “dude, kafleen2, ai can’t watch Aminal Planet in dese condishuns. Srsly.”
        .
        Creative liscence– ai took it.

        • Duct Tape… dat be my kitteh’s name… nawt Duct Dape.
          (ai always feel phunnee correctin mai speeling heer)

        • Maus says:

          Now you just give that right back! Who do you think you are? LCB?

        • 4½ kittehs says:

          Yesh, but is hims cyoot? (Satellite gui, nawt Duct Tape – ai knows Duct Tape R cyoot!!) :smile:

          • hehe… nawt sew mush, tew be honnest. Oh well… mebbe ai’ll have tew keep borkin teh dish and see iffn tehy send a cyootr (an youngr?) wun nex time… oar mebbe I shud just look elsewhar

            • two_kittehs says:

              lyk the UPS guy?

              • is da UPS guy cyoot? Ai’m tinking moar along teh lines of a pool boy or attractive young intern at a WashDC non-profit. Save da world types… I likes dem.

              • U should go to teh UPS store by mah offis. Seems they has a policy of hiring only teh buff yung mans who hasta ware polo shirts that clings in allda rite places. Oh, and they hasta ware pants, too. *hmph*

                If that weren’t enuff to give me palpitayshuns, everytime I goes in there one or moar of them is usually packing something frageely that requires the buff yung mans to squirt white packing peenuts into teh packing box from a hose. I think they is trying to kill me.

                Funny bonus story: one time I went in and one of teh BYMs was wrapping and packing an extry frageely Ming vase or something. One of teh other BYMs said “I is goin to teh drugstore. U want anythings? Some candy mabye?” Teh first BYM thought for a second then sayed “Yeah. Could u bring me a Butterfinger?”

                I didn’t say anything but I laffed a littel inside. Last thing u need when u is packing extry-frageely stuffs is a Butterfinger.

                • rhsb says:

                  Dat’s funnee storee, LCB.
                  .
                  .
                  Purrsonallee, ai wud go 2 were da beeg botes r. Ai lubs mi sum saylorz! Dere littel whyt uniforms luk good, eben wif da bell-bottums! :-D

                  • O, I knoes whut ur means. When I usedta work in teh Warshington DC I would take teh subway to teh Pentamagon then catch a bus to my house. (It said right on teh front of teh bus: This Bus Goes to LCB’s House.) (As far a u knoes, it did, anyway.) The bus was teh pleh, but since it started serviss at teh Pentamagon, other passengers were often mans (and wimmins) in various military uniforms. My favorites were teh Navy ossifermans in their summer whites. Sal-ute!

                    • nightshayde says:

                      Ai jus lub men in yooniform!
                      *swoon*



                      *openz wun eye*
                      Psst – sumwun get teh fyremenz, plz.
                      *swoonz agin*

                      • Ok, but in order to keep you from havening a swoon relaps when they gets here, we’ll axe them to remove their uniforms first.

                        Hold on, I don’t think that will halp.

                        Aw, heck. We’ll try it anyway!

                        • nightshayde says:

                          *perks up*
                          Finkz abowt teh shirtless fyermenz… *swoonz yet agin*
                          Waek me wen dey get heer, LCB. Aiz jus gonna hav a liddul nap…

                    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                      Oh mai gosh, LCB!!! Ai dont think yoo wud hav survibeded if yoo wudda had mai job. Ai werked fur the Armee, yoo knoe. When ai wuz in Heidelberg, tehre were lotsa French soljers neerbai.

                      An in Stuttgart – we had HQ EUCOM – (European Command). Therefoar we had awl five serivese – Armee, Air Force, Navy, Marines AND teh Coast Guard! An teh green Berets and teh Rangers!!

                      An in Italy, we had moastly Army, but sum Navee – an teh Italian Naval Academy wuz in ar town – Livorno. Ai eben went to the Graduation Ball wif an Italian Naval Offiser wunz!!

                      So – fer mee – uniform shmniform. Just ebreeday dress. *snikur*

                    • LCB… ai see we’z has mush in commin… teh Washingmachine, DC (ai goes to skool dere… usually… long story) and teh enjoyment of teh fyremenz… ai beleeve ai am ur proteg.. prootj.. you can teech me much, o wise wun!

                • jamamakitty says:

                  heeeeeeeeelareeeeeeeus!!! I mite haf to start shawpin at teh UPS. dey don’t eben wait 4 signature wen drops off pkgs……….. in such a hurry!! might have to require signatures!!! HA

              • Maus says:

                Bend… And Snap!

        • rhsb says:

          Ai feelz fur u Kafleen2. Mai satalyte dish goes bai-bai wen it ranes hard. Den ai hafta unplug it sew ai can watsh regular tee-vee.

          Ai iz beeg chickin wen it comes 2 storms, sew ai hasta C wats goin on wif da wether.

  13. Ai wuz sew eggsited 8O Ai luked atta picshur an it sez “No Comments”
    Ai fot, Whooaa, Ai kin akshully mebbeh beez Nawt Sekond
    Bii teh tyme Ai tiped sumfing in, 8 comintz ware aweddy in B 4 mine
    *hevvy sigh
    Oh will, try agin n agin n agin n agin

  14. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Tihs pourtrayte iys wun ov teh paiynteings taht wuz founded iyn teh attik ov
    Toulouse Latrec menny yeers agoe afture hims passessed awai.

    Hims model foar tihs pikshure wuz a yung pennyless beeuuteeful kitteh naimed Marie;

    Her poseded foar a pyttince, becuz her famblee wuz starveing, adn her dyd iyt tu saive tehm.

    Lature tihs paiynteing becaime veree faymuus, and soe dyd Marie, hoo oavernite becaime teh toast ov Paris.

    Her wuz xtreemelee iyn deymande az a model bye awl teh wel-knowed artysts at teh tieme; hers beautee becaime wurld-renowneded.

    Ebben naow, hers deecendints stil liev iyn Paris;
    Adn tehy awl ar az beeautimusfull az Marie…………..

    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  15. Duffy says:

    Dis is a prelinimary studee for Goya’s Teh Naked Maja.

    (Since it is today, we can call it Sinko de Maja.)

    • altosinger says:

      Oww, groooooone! Teh pun-ishmint!

    • Cinco de Mayo is on May 5th this year???

      Oh wait. I knowed that alreddy. Was on mai *bzzzzt* Fireman-a-Day callendar.

      By happy kwincidence, I grabbed a jacket outta teh closet this morning that I haven’t weared for a while. I forgetted when I grabbed it that a) it was Cinco de Mayo and 2) teh jacket has a pin in teh lapel that is a silver kitteh mah naybor bringed me back from teh Mesico.

  16. SJ says:

    O Hai guys, ai is cookin teh dinner an ai has tragickly over catered. Ai has enuff for elebenty peeps and tehr is only me an Mr SJ heer. Duz annywun want to come over? Ai has teh roste lamb an homemaed unyun soss, teh rosted sweet potayto, an teh veggies. If u brings teh dessert, we is awl set!

    • Ambercat says:

      Ai maded dubble chocchip AND lemonanwytchoc cukkies tihs mornin – Ai’ll be ober for dinner in twenny minits!
      *psst, it’s strate daon teh M4 an left at teh pub, rite?*

      • two_kittehs says:

        Can I come? I bring orange mousse cake
        no it ar not poizon,
        ar delishus and sum what nootrishus

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Ai wud luv to come,too! Ai cud bring sum creemee tapioca pudding wif fresh strawberries. Aill just follow Ambercat!

          But wayte!! Ai thot yoo libbed rite across teh street? Oh – rite – yoo mooved daon tteh block!

        • SJ says:

          Plz to both be coming rite nao! Ai will tie a balloon awn teh gate so u no witch hows it is. Hold awn, we duz nawt has a gate….

          • Ambercat says:

            well taht maeks yu eben eesyer to fynd; strate daon teh M4 to teh haus wiv no gate!

            • idansdansdans says:

              I am eggsited to come also!! Ill bring a nanerkokonut kreem pi wif mirangay
              on tawp. I wil beez on mai unicycle..

  17. JAJEH says:

    Wadda purrcoshus kitteh! Dey growub so fazt deez days….

  18. nightshayde says:

    Milee Cyrus Kitteh seemz to hab losted hur silk sheet. :shock:

  19. KateWinslet says:

    Titanic picture for the win!

  20. leeza-b ???

    u stil heer??

    jus wunted 2 sae herro nayburr!

  21. o hai chzfrnz! hao r u 2dae?

    ai droppin in wile teh dinnur is b cookin bai mai hyoomn

    she sew slo! ai smellz teh met cookin an teh shrooms 2! ai likez teh shrooms in
    teh reel buttah!

    “Huree up hyoomin!” dat wil speed tings alawng! ;-)

    • idansdansdans says:

      Ohai Rosie!!!
      *muah* *muah*
      Cud I budder yu up 4 sum ‘shroomz, tew???
      Adn maibe a stake 4 under tehm???

      • O hai idansdansdans! *hed bonk + purrsss*

        lolz sew sawree, teh hyoomin habs no stake…she gotz teh chewee meetz dat
        doan cost sew mush, cuz she cheep! lolz

        Ai sneek u sum shrooms doe! *pads siluntlee 2 kitshun…grabs shrooms off
        teh plaet…careez shrooms in mouf an dropz at i dansdansdans paws*

        Tel meh hao u liekz dem!

        • idansdansdans says:

          Hooo Boi!!! Tehm’s teh bestist!! I fink I detskt a liddel nip o’ sherry in dere…
          I puts tehm on mai cheezburger.
          *fanks*

  22. lolkitteh says:

    omgtitanic…wuz such a gud movie. I wachd and got a sad. Y U dai, jack?

  23. Daphne Moss says:

    *Iz buried hart o’de oshun in litter box furst…fer safekeepin*

  24. rose says:

    I beeleev ur bluhshing, mistur arteest

  25. healyhq says:

    LOL! Total Titanic reference. I love it. Whoever thought of this was very clever.^^

  26. rainbow_cupcakes says:

    aww! *snorgle* ish a fuddhy pic… u seens da moovie?

  27. T says:

    I am not going to type this response in LOLspeak because I want you (the creator of this brilliant piece) to take it seriously:

    This is so. so. so. funny. I laughed out loud, loudly, and sent it to everyone I know. Amazing.

  28. nairwjg says:

    Twister/Ocean gei sez: “Hawt pic. I can has big diamond now plz?”

  29. polopolouk says:

    Polo shirts,lacoste polo shirts, wholesale polo shirts,


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