Lestat?
Lestat? Never heard of him.
eye haz skillz. wickid vampyr skillz.
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Tihs waht eye looks lyke b4 my morning caffeine!!
Taht’s wot ai luk lyk AHFTER myn!
kitteh nawt luk happitail!!
Da dark zite ov de fors iz neer. Cat Drakula stalks heem. Bezides, der arr noe cheezburgers, onli chikin blud fore da speerit of Basement Cat hu towurs ova his fuud.
Conga-rats Tewornj! How we sellubrayt this Sundae eevnun? Dans uff ebil?
Heh! Sew menny ebil danses to choose frum! U pick won fer me wihle eye sip on a Bloodie Marie
teh monster mash? or wee dun mashed dat wun to deff?
Thriller …. tis evilish?
I like it!!! thrilling!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDSojuMUJ50&feature=related
Indeed! Conga ratz tew yew, tewornjkittehs!
Mai, waht stranj tiems these weekend pikchurse ar coming up at. Haz this been going awn fur a long tiem -an ai just hazn’t noticed????
ai dont know ene vampire danses. Oar ene ebil danses. Purrhaps sumthing from “Peer Gynt?” Laik “Hall ov teh Mountain King.” We cud awl just free dans wildlee around ar rooms! ai cud look awn YouTube. Purrhaps it is there. brb.
Ooo! I votes for Peer Gynt! I used to danz to dat wen I was little. Mos’ly jus spin an spin an spin faster an faster with the myoosik.
Taht soundz suff..seffic…berry okay amount uf ebil muzik to me! Hafta drink faster az teh muzik gets faster
hall of teh mowntain king — do want.
here’s wun:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzyi3C4gNnE
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or, yew cud try this wun. it’s … ummm…. diffrent
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw0TikGmVz4
Waow… teh Apoploploplitika verzhun wuz reelee sumfin’….
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Tihs iz a klassik foar spinnininninng fastur adn fasturadnfasturadnfastur…
ohai jch4k — duz your commint mean that there is sum lawgikal patturn to when teh picshurs arrives? duz it meen that I neber noticeded that? duz it meen that my alertness, i can nawt show it to yew? duz it meen that i shud find out what the patturn is?
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inkwyring minds wants to know.
Well – there WUZ! Used to bee like this:
6 AM EST (midnight ICHC)
9 AM EST (3 AM ICHC)
12 noon EST (6 AM ICHC)
3 PM ESt (9 AM ICHC)
6 PM EST ) (12 Noon icHC)
That how so menee peepl get the repeet nawt fursts!!1
an hao we can hav teh races. If ai say we race at the 6 AM ICHC time pikchoor, tehn we ar awl lioned up at 5:59 AM – hitting teh refresh button – waiting fur teh noo pikchur – and then – WHOoSH!!1 We’re off!
But nau – there seems to be an extry pickchure at 8 PM EST – and ai have NO idea waht’s going awn on teh weekends.
LOL!!! Ai’m going to hav to luk. But Phillpe – reelee?? Yoo dint notice?
But don’t feel bad. Menee peepl had NO IDEA waht ai wuz tawking about wif “iCHC time – oar where to find it! SMART peepl. ai will menshun no naymes! LOL!!1
Wow, taht’s newz to me too, aye always thot it wuz random tymes an so aye always jus popped in. Aye relly relly gots luckie tihs tyme, tihs is my very not-second not-second!
{{{{{tewornjkittehs}}}}}} Tehn conga ratz ar twice moar urned!!!
Fur teh vereee longest teim ai, too, thot they just “appered.” An taht is waht they ar appearing to do today! Luk at taht time. Teh picchur must hav arribed at 11:40!
An stranj time indeed.
Mebbe . . .*sniff* mebbee tehy don’t want us to hav enemnore races?? Becuz teh races awnlee werk wif teh eggazkt tiem.
No, Ai tink it’s juss teh yushual weekend straynjness!
Teh burgers prolly posted it erlie te’ see ef enyone was paying attenshun. I surelie was!
LOL
an so yoo were!!!
Hai Janet.
eyem heir in dizguyz – via linux ubuntu az mai windoze borkd totullee an ettid awl mai messijiz. sew awl teh stuph yew rote am gorn.
nebber miend. eye wheel mek teh noo mayul via teh linux an hoepfullee b aybul 2 rite sune.
eyem finkin eye shud send macroshaft a bill 4 awl teh werk eye lawzt fru teh windo!! pleh!! big pleh!!
Taht haz GOT to bee wun ov teh best dizguyzes ai eber did see! LOL
But yur mustache – ai thiink it iz a liddle bit krukked!!! an yoo needz to pull taht hat (iz taht yur grumpee hat??) down to yur aye browse!
Yes!!! a bill fur elebenty ten, at leest!!! but oh noes!! Moar werk loast? Aut teh window? *sniff* taht is verree sad indeed.
ai hav herd nuthing but gud ovr teh linux – so ai has heops taht awl will be well soon.
l
*Handz Gibbocat a chokklit martoonee
*in konsolashun.
*mebbee dis will helping:
*widro.com/computerbash.html
*just add deh aicht tee tee pee stuff & deh
*tree dubyaz
*wii awl ben dere wunst or twysest
cweenmj!!1 LOL!! That iz sooo funneee!! ai did 75 hitz!1 maus is curshed. keyboard boked in haff. monitor awl bent up (tho ai cuddn’t brake teh glass) an teh – odder thing – borked it open an sparks ar conming aut ov teh wiring!
Ai’m going to send taht to MENEE peeple! Tho purrhaps is verree well known to ebreebuddee but mee???
Deh onleeist bad part is if ur kumpooter
U b sending dem
is borked, u can’t access deh game.
And dat b wen u needing it deh mostest!!!
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Sending it 2 ebbery1.
deh smilez.
aha !!
ok, now I will payz more attenshun. maybe arrange to have Igor on hand fer sum of those early postings (he is up at all hours of the night … during the day, not so much).
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I didnot think about the races. I supposed that yew had sumhow convinceded the great Burgers to post a picshur at a particlewar time so that we cud have the fun. The race wuz sooooooooooo kewl that ai cannot imagine they wud nawt want us to do that.
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n-e-wayz, thnx fer teh informashun …
You’re moast welcome Phillippe!! But yoo thot . . .WHAT???? LOL!!! Taht ai cud ask teh Burgers fur sumnthing . . .an they wud dooo it??? Mai mind – it bogguls!! Corse – mai mind boggles rather eesilee.
Jennifur cawled this afternoon frum Sweden. Ai asked hur waht it was she iz doing rite nao – an she traid and traid to say sumthing she thot wud maek cents to me. Sonthing about finding noo . . .umm microbes? mebbee? in teh fresh water laeks in Sweden. So far she seems to hav found sum hitherto unknown wuns – fud fur a payper, ai think.
but ai am going bak to check awn the weekend tiems. Ai think they used to bee teh saym awl the time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9tqzDh3G0s
w/greensleeves/alcolholic intro
Ritchie Blackmore’s Rainboe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzyi3C4gNnE
traditional orchestral version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLcTIpB3XDo&feature=related
Harry Potter version (???)
firrsttt
Haw come weirdpress eatz teh gooder postz n dosne’t eatz teh worser postz?? Eye woulda shaired teh tye wif u ef it wuz anyfing otehr tahn waht u typed. Eye almost woulda shaired it ef u’da typed “Firsssssst” likea vampyre mighta sayed it…
lul diz grate
Blak kitteh had a long nite outz.
Pore blk kitteh. 1 liddul yawn adn he’z mizlaybulld fer life.
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Mai boi yewzed 2 stikking himz finner in deh kitteh mouf wen dey yawned.
Kittehz wud luk @ him in zaspirashun ebbrey time.
DO NOT GET
o welz iz kyoot aniwae i gezz
Lestat iz a faymous vampire. Teh kitteh in teh bak luks laik a vampire. Teh kitteh in teh frunt – (Watch out behind you!!!) iz saying hee nebber herd ov teh vampire Lestat.
Nao yoo geddit???
Anne Rice, “Interview with the Vampire” — the vampire’s name is Lestat.
nosferatu kitteh “vantsh to shuck yer bluuuuud”
Iz Nosfer-cat-u!!
nosfercatlol, or iz tat finkin too much?
Lolsfercatu
purrfect!!!
Anger managment class….
FAIL!
Louis, Louis, Louis . . .
How could you not enjoy this wonderful gift?
R vampyr kittehs able 2 com out in the sunlite?
Dat wut angree kitteh be angree bowt. Him yells “shut teh blinds, shut teh blinds”
luks like mee wifowt fuds! LOL
Oooh me too. de fuds mus come wen i hongrie else i look laik dis.
yesh yesh. we mus haz da fuds wen we hongri or else!
OMG!!! dis wun maed mi LOL!!
AHH!! I LOVE those books! I started cracking up when I saw that!
DD
No garlik on mai stake, pls…
*snerk*
Hmmm, shure yuu cans goe tu bedd at nite wif dese guise aroun;
(Jes doan cloase yuur eise; Ai gess tihs meens noe sleapeing;)
Oar, yuu cud jes sleap wif wun eise oapen, jes iyn caise tehy sneekx up awn yuu!
Butt, Ai wud nawt taike enny chanses wif dese 2 kittehs,
Noes, Noes, Noes, Noe chanses at awl……………
Ohai, ebbreebuddy. Happy sunnydai. Rejoys
Jamama, wuz fink yu rime wif wun mai uvver dentteez: mamallama.
Getz a lait strat heer tudai. Hab tu goze erunsz. Ai wuz owt ub chonklit! Yestdy Ai hab tu scrownj tu fined sum berry stayl chonklit chipz. wuz owld nd gray leik me nd nawt taist tu gud eevur. Sum tiemz we jus haz tu maik du wif wut we hab. :sigh: (will that wurk?)
hey, me neith……AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*Eternal lyfe…. Let meh giv U it!*
a-lawng wid teh pain en teh neck, teh stranj sleepin habbits, adn de sudden cumpulshun fer Bloodie Maries.
Well, maibe some small side FX….
Nuffin tew wurry ‘bowt…*
My… yu hazza luvlee neck…..
mai lubbly neck- let met nawt show it to u rite nao. Maybi lattur. Kthxbai!
DO NOT LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!
vewwy scaywwy
Ratz.. I bin triing 2 get rid ov taht by dieting!!
Mai mommeh kitteh alwais sed I wud hazza large fawlo wing…..
O hai, stagehanddan!! Ai wanted to ask yoo if yoo hav considreded jooiyning teh cheezfrenz groop?
It’s a verree nice groop – just peepl frum heer. An – ai think – if we were ebber to put awn a play (wich ai am werking awn) tehn ebree wun wud need to be there – becuz taht is wehre we wud hav teh rehearsal(s). An ai think ai mite need yoo!!!
Go to Yahoo groups – tehn cheezfrenz – an D Marie will doo teh rest. An- yoo mite find it interesting. Ai doo!!
ai agreez, iz verri phun, JCH400000K! yu reely shud think abowt joynin, stagehanddan!
ahm tryin’, but Yahoo is leadin’ me a merry chase.
Ai can giv yoo a bedder link – but it will hav to bee in disguiz1 brb
am currently awaiting approval.
Hooray!!!! Ai don’t know wai it’s so hard!! ai had a terribul tiem. But Ai’m reelee nawt skilled in doing taht kind of thing!! Tahnks, stagehandan!!!
me tu. ai joynd at da wetpaint wich sems tu be saim program but difrent optshunz Nd ai did da Wrudpres tu get abatar. It haz awn dere but it dint cum ober heer az ovver peepz sez Iz berry skrooey!
Oh Hai, gma!! Did u log owt adn den bak in agin? Also, if u noeing
how, deleting deh cookee for ICHC while u b logged owt. Hoep dat
helpingz u.
“dis iz mai brudder. he’z kewl. nawt a murnin kitteh, tho.”-gray kitteh
gray kitteh luks eggs-asper8ted. luks liek him seyz “Grate, furst u wake brudder upz, then u leeves, adn ai’s got tu put upz wid himz fer teh rest ob teh dai. Thanks a lawt!”
iz nawt shadoe. iz brudder wii nawt speek ov
Nomsferatu
rodney. Yoo ar just so. darn. gud!!!!
I’d call that a “win”, meself.
Fangs for the compliment
you have perhaps heard the beauty of a pun is in the “oy” of the beholder?
That was s’posed to be under JCH4K’s comment
(You’re never quite so dumb as when you’re tryin’ to be smart)
as to “never quite so dumb”……nail-head, firmly impacted by hammer, a large one.
nice!!
A literary reference…
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1084694
I’m glad you posted that…I enjoyed your lols!
Hi,
That is a trully wicked sense of humour.
And I like it !
have a nice week,
José
Oh Hai, José! I like ur art.
Mee too. *sigh* I wish I cud paint like dat. I draw, but not paints so good.
*Lukz ober sholder. Seez Kafleen.
*turnz arownd adn runz up 2 Kafleen.
*Bonk!!
Oooops !!!! Shudda used deh brakez!
Sry bout dat!!!
HAI Kafleen!!!
I looked furr u last nite furr reinforsmunt.
Mary O wuzz taunteeng mee wiff a parfait an tryin too getz mee in teh cellar,
dat stinkur. She got locked in butt ated mah parfait. Wutt nurv!
Nice werk, Jose – an teh mewsik choyce is reelee gud, too!! Nice awmbeeawnce!!
Blaek kitteh duin wunnerfull Tasmanian debbil impresshun.
Or iz yawning.
Oh, this is one of the wittiest, most clever, captions I’ve seen! Bravo.
Obliviosity of gray kitteh is wundurful!!!
@@@@@!!
” I iz the vampire Lestat, and I will nom you forever”!
Lestat: Oh God help us just look at you
Shrinking away from my point of view
Showering me with your pious pain
The gift that I gave is examined from shame
Embrace it embrace it
It makes no sense get out your strength to push your grieve aside
This pleasure your denying…embrace it
Embrace it
@ Fairychild
Wow…so I was not the only person who saw that show
hoo iz lestat???