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Cat law #13:

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Cat law #13: Anythin not naild to teh floor iz a cat toy

except 4 anudder kitteh…

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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old lurker

conga rats on yur not-sekund!

jkiel

kthx i iz way susprized that i r not-sekund! This be my not-sekund tyme!

old lurker

Den yu are eggs-tra special. Teh uzual praktiz izfer drinkies an danze
of yer choice!

jkiel

tnx, can i haz nice glaz redwine? not too gud at de danz tho

jamamakitty

ebbrywun kin dans on teh ICHC!! No wun kin see yews sew yew can be Freds Stair or Ginger Rogers!! jus go wit teh flow!!!

twerlie
twerlie
skip across teh floor
skip back
dip yr partner (don’t fall onna hed)
twerlie sum moar

izznt dat fun?

old lurker

redd wyn an brakfest bein served doun below in da commints

 
 
 
 
gibbocat

doan furrgit yur peronul py @ teh pystawl wif awl teh wippee kreem yew once. an teh Tybooteek am as ewzoo-ul prezentin teh bobbul-heddid cat stachewetz 2 teh nawt sekund tiem nawt sekkundz.
concachewmalayshuns!! ;)

gibbocat

mai b teh personul py wud b beddur - az wii am awl owt ov peronul pyz 2 dai! :lol:

cweenmj

In deh Amazon, Perronal pi eetz u.

gibbocat

frum teh cweenmj buk ov
‘amazon fax an supryzin stattiztix’!!1

booklion

oooh, do yu sellz dis buk in teh ty-boo-tik, gibbocat?
I tink I needz a copy ov it.

gibbocat

eyem shoor cweenmj wheel syn yew a coppee! ;)

cweenmj

Just doan asking mii 2 cosine alone. :-)

booklion

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FatKitteh

i agree so much, my cat tonight, tore mums magazine apart playing with, as it was left on da floor

 
 
Tidmum

Incloodin yaw feets!

jamamakitty

iz teh clock off or izzit jus me?

old lurker

s’otay I jest ceked it wif teh ha-y-e time

 
jamamakitty

dis berzhun is 4 LCB!

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Smammie

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beriberi gud!

jamamakitty

did yew see awl teh lubbly hats teh wimmins be wearin at the derby today?

sew lubbly and genteel…….. deys habbin teh nip jewlips tew

old lurker

I hopes we sees dos 2 Ken-tuk-ee bois: teh George Kloonie and teh Johnie Depp

jamamakitty

are dems frum ken tuk kee? ai wuz borned in Ft. Knox but nebber libbed der furlong……………. (sowwy)

old lurker

O jes!!! Iffn I seez dem, I will seez dem all teh way to teh NB

old lurker

stupy ‘puter dis iz suppozed to be up dere!

 
 
gibbocat

hai jamamakitty - am yew pollowjyzin 4 teh rayzin pun?? eye fort ( nox ) wuz berry gud!! an mows approwpree 8!!1 ;)

jamamakitty

it jus kinna sneaked intew teh post!! sumtimes it be der and mostimes nawt! Fanx :oops:

jamamakitty

post? izzit post time? oar pasttime 4 teh post?

 
 
 
 
 
Smammie

hatz, n floatii scarfuz, n ribbonz, n teh nip joolipz 2

teenie

Ur Derby LOL iz most ex…exs…WIN!

jamamakitty

dat’s wun ugleee hors!!! kinda like teh pot calling teh bukkit blak!

 
 
idansdansdans

Im finkin yore 1 fyne hawsie mind reeder…
Ifn teh hawse shoo fitz…….

 
 
 
 
 
lolcatburglar

Calloo, callay! Mah very own personalized lolcat! Thx!

I was gonna say that mah Kid Liam is quite teh prodigy. I think teh thing I sez to him most often these days aside from “o hai Liam” and “Play nicely wif ur Esme, Liam” is “Not yours!” when he has something unauthorized.

Now that it is getting to be warm enuff to not hasta ware socks or tights allda time, I has put on a ankle bracelet for teh duration. Liam seems to think it’s a kitteh toy.

old lurker

LCB do to yer repu.. reper.. hixtorie, I call dibs ona George Kloonie (Iffn we seez him)

 
jamamakitty

LCB, yew has been interred into teh haul ob fame!!

lolcatburglar

*choke, gasp*

Halp! I can’t breeve! U forgetted to leave me some air holes!

jamamakitty

oh teh fireminz are cummin wit teh drillbits…………….

move aside ladies, der is a dam sell in disdress!!

jamamakitty

vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

ders sum airholes 4 yew………… hopes yew can breeeve nao.

sprized dey cud get ober tew yew thru teh throng ob wimmins

 
 
old lurker

if’n yu aint ded, yu shud not hav beb intered. I’ll gets the shobel

jamamakitty

mai lak ob spellin skillz, let me shoes yew

old lurker

Scoopety scoopety scoopetey clunk…
Pries open da box….
Now, dear LCB yu ar dis-intered

lolcatburglar

*koff koff*

*spits out some dirts*

Thx! I is disamappointed to not beez in teh Haul of Fame anymoar but I is happy to be teh breething.

Now, somebody pass me a firemans, plz? I needz some mouf-to-mouf.

old lurker

YAY!!!!! Bak 2 normal…or yer verzion anyways

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jamamakitty

sumhow ai don fink teh haul ob fame will ebber be out ob yer repertwar

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lolcatburglar

*blush*

BTW, I leeved a comment on teh lolpic u maded 4 me.

 
jamamakitty

aw, dats sweet……… izznt it nice tew see teh burgers gettin chomped up?

 
 
idansdansdans

Ohai, LCB.. Funnee yu shud ask…
I brottid you sum firemins on mai flote bak on File Transfering…

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lolcatburglar

oooh! A sampler assortment! Kthxdonotdisturb

 
jamamakitty

kin we disterb yet?

 
lolcatburglar

NO! Doesn’t u see teh sine on teh dorenob from teh Tybooteek that I steeled borrowed? I would’ve borryed a ty but there was so many I couldn’t chooze.

 
Ambercat

Yu stoel teh dornob form teh Ty-booteek! haos we goin to get in?!

 
lolcatburglar

Practice!

No, wait. That’s how u get to Carnegie Hall.

 
jamamakitty

heck it’s been 15 minitz oar sew, how much time yew needs? oh nebbermind

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
gibbocat

am dat teh wun teh purlees fittid yew wif, LCB. wif teh microwchip???
eye doan fink dey intendid 4 it 2 B konsidurd jewlree! ;)

jamamakitty

rofl…….. tuk me a minit oar tew…….. bedder check deh battries

 
lolcatburglar

U say “po-tay-to” I say “ooooh! shiny!”

 
 
 
cweenmj

:?:
eedz free tymez. :!: :lol: Oh! I getting it. :lol:
just a liddul sloe 2dae. :-(

cweenmj

:oops: shuda ben ” reedz” :oops:
Toldja I b sloe 2dae.

jamamakitty

oh QMJ

ai found a website dat hab teh straw hats in minni deliteful culurs…….. and berry reasonable. ai will send yew teh website and yew can pick wun. it wud be mai pleshur to present it tew yew at our “O Hai Desert Tea” dis summer in Orygun

cweenmj

*Clapz deh floofee pawz in delite.
*duz liddul dans uv joi thinking uv meeting jamamakitty
*IRL!!!!
*Spinz adn twirlz.

jamamakitty

ai jus saw dat Altosinger is up in Yakima…. mebbe seh wud like to cum to teh “O Hai Desert Tea” 4 tew!!

will be sew muchly funz!!

altosinger

Oh, iffn ai kin maek itt, ai weel! Wearabowts in Orry-gone?

jamamakitty

tey are werkin in a camp/resort area in Prineville…….. jus ober from Redmond

i has to chex mai boss’ skedual but luks laik ai may go teh end ob June

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