Cat law #13:
Cat law #13: Anythin not naild to teh floor iz a cat toy
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Diz is sooo truuu!
conga rats on yur not-sekund!
kthx i iz way susprized that i r not-sekund! This be my not-sekund tyme!
Den yu are eggs-tra special. Teh uzual praktiz izfer drinkies an danze
of yer choice!
tnx, can i haz nice glaz redwine? not too gud at de danz tho
ebbrywun kin dans on teh ICHC!! No wun kin see yews sew yew can be Freds Stair or Ginger Rogers!! jus go wit teh flow!!!
twerlie
twerlie
skip across teh floor
skip back
dip yr partner (don’t fall onna hed)
twerlie sum moar
izznt dat fun?
redd wyn an brakfest bein served doun below in da commints
doan furrgit yur peronul py @ teh pystawl wif awl teh wippee kreem yew once. an teh Tybooteek am as ewzoo-ul prezentin teh bobbul-heddid cat stachewetz 2 teh nawt sekund tiem nawt sekkundz.
concachewmalayshuns!!
mai b teh personul py wud b beddur – az wii am awl owt ov peronul pyz 2 dai!
In deh Amazon, Perronal pi eetz u.
frum teh cweenmj buk ov
‘amazon fax an supryzin stattiztix’!!1
oooh, do yu sellz dis buk in teh ty-boo-tik, gibbocat?
I tink I needz a copy ov it.
eyem shoor cweenmj wheel syn yew a coppee!
Just doan asking mii 2 cosine alone.
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i agree so much, my cat tonight, tore mums magazine apart playing with, as it was left on da floor
Incloodin yaw feets!
iz teh clock off or izzit jus me?
s’otay I jest ceked it wif teh ha-y-e time
dis berzhun is 4 LCB!
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1077634
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beriberi gud!
did yew see awl teh lubbly hats teh wimmins be wearin at the derby today?
sew lubbly and genteel…….. deys habbin teh nip jewlips tew
I hopes we sees dos 2 Ken-tuk-ee bois: teh George Kloonie and teh Johnie Depp
are dems frum ken tuk kee? ai wuz borned in Ft. Knox but nebber libbed der furlong……………. (sowwy)
O jes!!! Iffn I seez dem, I will seez dem all teh way to teh NB
stupy ‘puter dis iz suppozed to be up dere!
hai jamamakitty – am yew pollowjyzin 4 teh rayzin pun?? eye fort ( nox ) wuz berry gud!! an mows approwpree 8!!1
it jus kinna sneaked intew teh post!! sumtimes it be der and mostimes nawt! Fanx
post? izzit post time? oar pasttime 4 teh post?
hatz, n floatii scarfuz, n ribbonz, n teh nip joolipz 2
Frum teh horses perspectib
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1077778
Ur Derby LOL iz most ex…exs…WIN!
dat’s wun ugleee hors!!! kinda like teh pot calling teh bukkit blak!
Im finkin yore 1 fyne hawsie mind reeder…
Ifn teh hawse shoo fitz…….
Calloo, callay! Mah very own personalized lolcat! Thx!
I was gonna say that mah Kid Liam is quite teh prodigy. I think teh thing I sez to him most often these days aside from “o hai Liam” and “Play nicely wif ur Esme, Liam” is “Not yours!” when he has something unauthorized.
Now that it is getting to be warm enuff to not hasta ware socks or tights allda time, I has put on a ankle bracelet for teh duration. Liam seems to think it’s a kitteh toy.
LCB do to yer repu.. reper.. hixtorie, I call dibs ona George Kloonie (Iffn we seez him)
LCB, yew has been interred into teh haul ob fame!!
*choke, gasp*
Halp! I can’t breeve! U forgetted to leave me some air holes!
oh teh fireminz are cummin wit teh drillbits…………….
move aside ladies, der is a dam sell in disdress!!
vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
ders sum airholes 4 yew………… hopes yew can breeeve nao.
sprized dey cud get ober tew yew thru teh throng ob wimmins
if’n yu aint ded, yu shud not hav beb intered. I’ll gets the shobel
mai lak ob spellin skillz, let me shoes yew
Scoopety scoopety scoopetey clunk…
Pries open da box….
Now, dear LCB yu ar dis-intered
*koff koff*
*spits out some dirts*
Thx! I is disamappointed to not beez in teh Haul of Fame anymoar but I is happy to be teh breething.
Now, somebody pass me a firemans, plz? I needz some mouf-to-mouf.
YAY!!!!! Bak 2 normal…or yer verzion anyways
sumhow ai don fink teh haul ob fame will ebber be out ob yer repertwar
*blush*
BTW, I leeved a comment on teh lolpic u maded 4 me.
aw, dats sweet……… izznt it nice tew see teh burgers gettin chomped up?
Ohai, LCB.. Funnee yu shud ask…
I brottid you sum firemins on mai flote bak on File Transfering…
oooh! A sampler assortment! Kthxdonotdisturb
kin we disterb yet?
NO! Doesn’t u see teh sine on teh dorenob from teh Tybooteek that I
steeledborrowed? I would’ve borryed a ty but there was so many I couldn’t chooze.Yu stoel teh dornob form teh Ty-booteek! haos we goin to get in?!
Practice!
No, wait. That’s how u get to Carnegie Hall.
heck it’s been 15 minitz oar sew, how much time yew needs? oh nebbermind
am dat teh wun teh purlees fittid yew wif, LCB. wif teh microwchip???
eye doan fink dey intendid 4 it 2 B konsidurd jewlree!
rofl…….. tuk me a minit oar tew…….. bedder check deh battries
U say “po-tay-to” I say “ooooh! shiny!”
Oh, and BTW: I has nail-pullers.
eedz free tymez.
just a liddul sloe 2dae.
Toldja I b sloe 2dae.
oh QMJ
ai found a website dat hab teh straw hats in minni deliteful culurs…….. and berry reasonable. ai will send yew teh website and yew can pick wun. it wud be mai pleshur to present it tew yew at our “O Hai Desert Tea” dis summer in Orygun
*Clapz deh floofee pawz in delite.
*duz liddul dans uv joi thinking uv meeting jamamakitty
*IRL!!!!
*Spinz adn twirlz.
ai jus saw dat Altosinger is up in Yakima…. mebbe seh wud like to cum to teh “O Hai Desert Tea” 4 tew!!
will be sew muchly funz!!
Oh, iffn ai kin maek itt, ai weel! Wearabowts in Orry-gone?
tey are werkin in a camp/resort area in Prineville…….. jus ober from Redmond
i has to chex mai boss’ skedual but luks laik ai may go teh end ob June
kum plai!!!
QMJ, chek awt teh hats here……. lemme noes wut yew fink!!
http://www.donatellomart.com/products/strawhats.htm
oooooooh, Ayes wanz teh hatz wif th scarf, pleaz? BTW, is bukkit hatz 4 lolrus?
teh blue bukkit hat? mus be!! ai nebber got dat far be4~~ yew made me LOL
Iz gotza remote!
an eye am not gowin reemoetlee clowz 4 teh daynjur ov teh SPLORTZ!!!1
dis liddul kitteh am sew kyoot – kitteh kan haz N E fing kitteh once!!1
I sez we’s watchin’ teh Animos Planets!
Gotz gnuz 4 U… nailn down doan maeks it saaf eidder
jus a lil harder to abskond wif?
eggzactlii
eggs, did yew sai eggs??? izzit tyme 4 brekfist?
Pleeze to be joinin uz inna glass of redd wyn for jkiel’s non-first (up der)
Wez can be hving brkfst 2 ifn yu wana? what wud you lyKe?
Apricot nektar
Booberry muffins
Cranberrie orange muffins
Dannishes (awl kines)
Eggz (ob coarse)
Franchi toasties
H….
hai (O) tea
indibidual quiches
juice
k….
Kiwi fruit
Longhorn cheese (melted into the eggs)
Marmalade
N….
kentucky derby nip jewlips
lemon pie
mint jewlips – kinda like nip jewlips only diffrunt
n……..
nip jewlipz.. u ken never hab 2 menny
orinje joos
p . .
pinnapple joos
quiche
rasher of bacon
s…………
sweet rolz wiv raizins
tost n jelliz
upsied downkaek (pinapal)
v……
velvet cake
wiff wippy creem
xtra wippy creem
y? becuz we can!!
zee yew later!!!
@@@@@ cheezburger breakfast.
opps I said the f wurd…… so sorry
axchuuly, iz habbin toastie ingriss muffin wif pepparkorm Bousin cheez & sum Url Gray Tii…. shair?
I lubs earl gray, ebber sinct i tryed it becuz of Capn Pikkard.
maek itz sew, nommer wun…
oh fank yew!! dont fnk aiv had teh bousin cheez be4………nommmmmmmm
nething nailed to the flor may not be cat toy
but is a cat scratch device anywai
45 minutzes til dey run fer da rosies
No, rosies rayce is bottom of da racing card at Churchill … be ‘bowt 5 EST
Ohai, happy Caturdai awl, Ai fawt da rays wuz yestdy nd tudai iz Tribble birfdai. Em Ai tu lait agen?
teh rais wuz yesterday…….. today is teh udder rais in Kantukeeee
an tewday is teh tribble’s b-day.
if yew go back a lolcat yew can read awl teh nice fawts 4 Exlr8n – 4 her neese who is freeeee yrs old tewday an is kikkin cancer’s butt!!!
Yeh, fankz, ai did. Dey awlwaiz semez tu be habbing speshul gud tiem awn dat urly tiem fred nd Ai’m awlaiz tu lait tu play wif dem. Wel, the peepz frum TTI hab an bantaj cuz dey iz 8 howrz difrent frum me at da pdt. Oh, wuz kiend ub naice , sum wur shairing rele naimz nd wair dey ar. Ai liekz tu no dese fingz. Nozy owd bat, Ai em.
me tew!! ai’m near skeattle…………. an duzznt yew cum up here tew see Dr. Tinycat sumtimes?
Ai duz nawt se Dr.Tinycat yet but hab dortur in Seattle, near Green Lake. she liekz libbing dere berry muxhly nd liekz da lol bun nawt habbing da tiem tu plai so Ai adopt sum nyew dortur, da Tidmum. Nebber getz tu se hur neevur but she sendz piksher ub ohai tea wif Ambercat. Deay iz bof berry pritty. Em habbing su muxh funz maiking nuew frenz heer.
ohssss sowwy, ai din’t mean yew akshully went to Dr. TinyCat…. seems laik teh peeps call inny Dr. tey goes tew Dr. TinyCat. din’t mean tew cormfuse!!!
Ya!
Now I just wonder what happened to the other 19 Cat lawz LOLs I made up…
lol!!
con-cat-chu-ma-lay-shuns, chech1965.
Dis iz a bery tru law,
n z glad you made front payge.
wunnurfool capshun chech1965 !!1
full of win and splortishness!
lol
thx guys
You don’t know my cat, things nailed to the floor would not be off-limits!!
That’s what I thowt. Things nailed to floor R sKratchingposts / cat towers.
An’ if can be pried up frum naylz, is cat toy too.
wats teh ohter 12?
The other 19 laws are among my lolz….on page 4.
Not remote. Iz teddy.
Not your remote iz mah toi.
What a cute bebbeh, want!
Nawt tru, ne thin naild to tha floorz is cat toi 2
mah kitteh has pulled out the carpet near the windowz so Uz ar right!
correction: what evah the kitteh thinks is a toi is a cat toi
I iz ded from kyoot.
cat law #14: anythin naild to teh floor iz a cat toy
Cat law #15 anythin NOT solid on teh floor cat toy
Cat law #16 Aw heck it’s all cat toys.
kitty trine unlok remoat
Dis mah blankey! It sof!
No waet, it nat sof. But I wannah blankey!
Tihs almoast luuks liek a stuffeded kitteh taht tehy sells alawng wif teh remoate cuntrolle az a gyfte foar Muther’s Dai, wich bees jes aroun teh coarner.
(Ymagine teh shok ov teh Mommeh wen her oapens hers Muther’s Dai presint adn kitteh sez: Meeeeeeeeeeeooooooooaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!)
Mommeh faiyntes (thud) adn kidlets awl gathers roun her az she lieses onna fluoar!!!!!
HEY DAT DA CAT DAT STOLE MY CATNIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM *channul chaynge*
Not as good as that twenty from yo wallet, but still good, still good.
Dis candee bar taist funneh
mai bebeh sez iz nawt kitteh toy- is bebeh toy! speshly remowte. yummz!
iz mai toy! NOM NOM NOM NOM!!11!1!!11!!1!1
ur hart
i haz it
so cuuut … u haz mai hart for dis! ^^
Funny cat… Really…
is mah birfday prsnt cattoy. iz speshul. I wuv it.
silly hoomans is also dawg rool #3
Za law am zo true. And my guitar knowz it too.
Teh law sez da truth. An adishun: Anything naled down iz scrakchin post.
thiz iz zo true lolz
my kittez do that too