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Blakkie! Git bak in teh addik!
axshully, iz gibbin mii ah sad….
a sad, u has 1.
dont feel so sad smammie.
dis a sad-free zone.
no sad allowd
noessssssss nawt inna attick!!!!!
yew wuz bizzi…….. ai played wif teh cheezpeep today an we had teh fun!! den ai made sum beaded bracelets. ai has sew minni beads dat ai jus had tew dew sumpin!! sumdai if yew send me yr address ai will make yew a bracelet 4 yr birfday……… mine is only 13 days after yrs!!! ai goes an luks at yr post…, brb {{{{NIP}}}}
yew rilly wuz teh bizi grill today……… ai haz tew confess ai fort yew ment yew put sum pix on the cheezfrens. but dat takes time……..
ai did enjoy yr post…….
fanx. ai habbin put enny pikshurs awn yet. ai still haz tew talk tew Dadcat.
{{{{{gramma jamama}}}}}
*noms teh parfay frum kafleen*
yeah, it gibbed me a sad tuu at furst.
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but ai snorglez yu, liddl kitteh, an yur cyoot liddl blak brudder tuu. an ai gibz yu bofe menny skritches under teh chin. dat maek me berry happi.
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*passez kittehz to smammie*
no haz a sad, smammie. heer, haz a kitteh. an anudder wun.
snorgul, snorgul {{{moe}}}} thnx, taht werkz gud, Ayez feline bedhair alreddy
{{{{Altosinger}}}}} Congaratz awn being ownly purson hoo nu dere wuz a nyew pikshur. Ebbree buddy stil habbin salad wif hippo. We du owr oan singanddanz ober heer? Wut wud yu liek? Dey stil hab salid nd rutebere flotez ober dere . Iz otae? Moar peoplez tu sillibratez iz moar funz.
oh, gud, moar peepz shoze up heer wile ai tipe so slo.
Hey! i wuz ober tu wurdpress.com nd maik abatar. wuz expekt tu se heer noaw. Traid it b4 nd deay gib me a neuw naim dat cumz up heer so ai go chanj. maibe iz dey jus slo tu.
Ai juss “haapind” tew pop inntew luk-see, an notissed, “Noe Commintz”> Ai wuz teh axsited! Fot fass, an gabe itt a shawt. Dis iz mai second nawt-second—itz funn!
hmm…ai wuddnut noes…
Ownly da wun tiem wif da beaver dat Ai axully cud fink ub sumfing tu sai atta tawp nd den da baol key musheen dint copurate. so Ai uzually jus wate til sumbuddy els sez sumfing. Ai bin towld at leest wuns if yu nawt hab sumfing fug tu sai jus kepe mouf shut.
Hee hee , sins wen “gud” iz spel “fug” ? :blush:
sins yu spelleded it dat wae, ov corse!
*wispurrs* gmawairsgreneshuz – just so yoo knoe – : oops : iz
a fug iz a gud wrapped round in a hug.
Ai fink sumbuddy yestdy wuz sai sumfing abowt hab sumfing ritten b4 nd copy/paist intu commint, hury up liek. But haow wud yu noze wut wuz gon be da pikshur ? Semez liek a cheet fing but ub cors nobuddy heer wud du.
Mus goze naow tu fede owld man sum shikun nd wutebber els ai can fined. Happy Caturday tu awl nd tu awl a gud nite.
Wel, but taht was speshul caise. Wuz Rosie’s birfday (well akshully it wuzent but we thot it was) so peeps rote up teh birfdae grete-ings an had teht ready to paiste in as sune as tehr was a pikshur.
Hi gma,
du U fink taht itz tiem 2 sillibrate wif “adolt bebbridges? Wut seigh U altosinger. Iz ur nawt sekkund….
iz we awl awn pursifik tiem? Den iz heitiem tu be hab wutebber. sun iz ober da yardarm, so tu speke.
Oh, ai dunno—maibee sum choklit choklit chip caeks? An sum razzleberri aising? An a BIIIIIG glassa meowk tew warsh itt daon. An i fink enny sawng bai Earfa Kitt (Catwoman)—ai liek teh jazz, az wel az teh klassikal.
An {{{{{gmawaisgreneshuz}}}}}! Fank yoo!!
OT—did ennywun see teh Darby? Tehy hadda putt daon teh filly—bofe hurr frunt laigs broke. Ai haz a BIG sad.
!
ya, ai wuz wachin too…it borked mai hart! She reely gave her awl, sweet horse. ai still haz a berry, berry bug sad.
but her was hurtin………… wuz best. but berry berry sad!
Chonklit & razzleberri! Gud combinayshun!1!….runz 2 pantreee, surchez shelbz, hmmmmm, hhhm, noe, hmmmm, ah ha, gotz it! runz bakc, stopz bai fridge, grabs eyez-cuubz . “lookie oust Elsinore, hearz Aye cumbz wif frozee fingarz en a glaz”.
otay, hear U goes. caek & beri beeeg glaz ub cold milk
Sownz gud tu me. chonklit, enny waiz, enny tiem. Nd razzleberreez. Ai runned owt ub my reglyur stash nd hab tu go fined chipz tuday. Berry owld nd gray lieik me nd nawt taist frech but wil hab tu du til tumoro. “gud enuf fur hoo itz fur” Mai sis-in law sez. Ai liek da Erfa kitt tu. singz so gud dat grabbully voys. oh, nawt ownly tipe slo but musheen iz be bawl key naow.
Ai fink yu sed sumfing wuntiem abowt (oh, naow furgitz naim , christian colij , in Spokane(?) ) Ai had sum frenz hu wnet dere ober 50 yeerz ago. Oh, Whitworth? Mai mined iz get so slo deze daiz. Du yu stil singz? ina kwire? Ai leiked muxhly wen Ai wuz yung. sruprano. kined ub wispy, wimpy , nawt a soloist bai enny meenz.
Ai hazzn’t sung in abowt a yere anna haff—but am lookin tew sing inna grupe stawrtin in Oggust. Shud bee teh funn!
An yeah—wented tew teh Whitworth (Wut’s a whit worff?) foar 2 yeers—munny ranned owt, tehn ai gotted marwied affter dat. Ebbrybuddy sed we’d nebber mayke itt—but we’be bin togevver 31 yeers! Nawt sew badd, huh?!
NOESSSSSSSSSSSs, nawt inna attick!! himz cums awt an plais wit meeeee
den no wun be sad……. speshully nawt me
If hi is from atik, den hi is from ceiling cat! Muzzt plai wit messenga of ceiling cat! Ceiling cat knows wer gushi fud is!
ai never fort abawt it laik dat………. jus sounded so forlorn……..back tew teh attik
iz otae, gramma jamama! just remembur taht teh liddle blak kitteh iz frum CC! nao dunt bee cryin no moar!
*patz gramma jamama awn teh shulder*
{{{{{gramma jamama}}}}}
dis iz weerd…ai haz an abatar…wayt! EBBRYWUN HAZ AN ABATAR! WUT TEH JUNK IZ GOIN AWN??!!1!1!!1!1!11!
yew has a “blank” abatar………… we still needs to get wun 4 yew
oh an fanx 4 teh pat onna bak, aim muchly bedder nao!!
{{{{NIP w/no abatar}}}}
I saw it happin!!!! It wuz teh majik!!!!
Go down 2 teh bottim ov teh fred 2 see wut I saw!!!!
it woz a sine from ceiling cat dat we to bi happi and danse wit da blak kitteh all knight.
addik soooooo much bettur dan cellur!
*donkee shivurrs at thot ub teh cellur*
Ooh, dat remines me ub teh cellur ub mah grandparent’s back on Woodsferry
Road. Dat wuz an old OLD howse. Mah gramma found an old fashioned boot
(like teh ladies wore in teh 1800s) up in teh upstairs in teh crawlee spaces. I fot
dat wuz creepy. (I wuz a strange child, LOL!)
So u NOE if an ole boot gabe meh teh creeps, dat damp, dark, creepy old basement/cellur ub deres did….oooooooh, i wud not hab gone down in dere fur
no mount ub munneh.
lookie here!
*gives da donkey a guanabana parfait*
wood chew go to da cellar for a parfait?
*jest ass teh donkey reaches for teh parfait, teh sneaksy mais oui runz off
t’wards teh cellar wif the multi flavrd delicacy*
catch me if you cans…
*donkee skreetches on hoofs too a halt*
Not no how, not no way!
I will reeches it wiff a looooooong spoon…
*heehee*
* puts it just sliiiiiiiiitely out of reach to lure da donkey…*
AKKKKKKKKK1!!! who clozed da door!!!!!!
DONKEY! let me OUT!
HALP!!!!
MaryO! Yoo’re BAK!!!! WHEEEEEE!!!!
Heer yew go, donkey gurl. I haz a sweet donkey blankie 4 yew.. It haz a rainbow onnit for giving yew a happeh!! No cellars 4 U!!
awwwww, tanks, mah fren!
*donkee sticks hed juss a teeeeeeeenee bit into cellar and blows a taunteeng
raspberry to Miss O’Spockin*
*dawnkee calls down shakilee*
an U wuddun bee down der eetin a dawnkeh’s parfait, naow, wudja, Marreh?
OOH! U R!
I juss noes it!
*runs too get cweenmj*
*slrpslrpslrpslprslrp*
wai I got go back in attick?
morover, why doan u talk about me?
…dah Shadoe noas….
lololololololololololoolollololololol!
WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEARTS OF CATS!
lololololololololool*gasps* Good one.
duz dis meen ur az ol’ az mii? (3 daze older tahn durt)
I noes bowt teh Shadow!
Butt I is not old.
But duz the SHADO ufos?
/_\
oh noes, a UFO! Lonch teh Intersepters!!!
Get in the CAR!!!!
Put own teh purpul wigzes!! Call SID!
Mebbee he dunt akknowlege u?
Awww, noe fairz. Blak kittehs r alwayz diskriminatd. Dis r teh RACISM! Wherez Meowtin Luthr King Jr?
shadow kittehs are alwaz the CUTEZ, though! An, theh hav the longez tailz.
:winks:
Hmmm…I tink hee bee snorgullin a kitteh sumwares on a fluffy clowd….
Ohai, Sweet Donkey-Gurl…
Did yew see teh flash ov the avatars???
Didya, didya??
Com 2 teh bottim ov teh paige 2 see wut happint!!!
I not seed….is confuzzul.
dere were awl dese kulerful abatarz foar ebbrywun hoo didnut awlreddy habs wun. it wuz lyke Santa Claws kaym adn gayb abatarz tew teh gud liddle kittehs hoo deserved dem, but didnut hab dem. but den sumfing caym in teh nyte adn stoled dem awae!
yeah i has a evil twin problem
thx Captain Obvius
Noh kittahs are evil, unles dey are also knevil.
*KA-SSSSSPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOORRRRRFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT!!11!11!!!*
IZ SO SAD, ITZ KYOOT!1!11!11!!!!1!
Oh, dere yu ar {{{{{Werdy}}}} Fink itz da nawt secund splort ai se tudai. kwik we getz yur branez pikd up and put bak in. scoop, scoop, pore in, pat , pat. Putz ona baving cap nd taipz. Gib yu sum da nzie cukkiez nd meowlk altosinger hab up dere and cuddlez yu up ina naice soft blannkee. Yu be better sune.
Wuz naiz tu se yu cum razing up in yur bloo rodestur yestdy. a bit lait but we new it wud be. It wuz gud yu wur abul tu cum at awl.
fanx, gma! ai wuz glad tew beez dere. ai hadz a phun thyme! nao…iz supposed tew beez sumwunz birfdae tewdae. ai goes tew see hooz
iz Tribble’z birfdae! Happi birfdae, Tribble. ai hoepz yu will seez tihs!
*donkee pats ycnan*
Wudd u like sum parfait?
yesh, plz
oh, dere is plentee too go round…
shur, fanx! ai lubbz mai donkeefrend!
{{{{{kafleentehdonkee}}}}}
meeeeeeee 2, but canz ai plz has sum parfay?? if ai hugs yew and squeezes yew and callz yew jorg??
kay, fanks Jorg {{{{jorg/teh donkee}}}}
Weerd timing! Luk abuv!!!
awwwwwwwww fanx. ai feelz bedder nao {{{jorg}}}}
otdairyqueen.com/images/RoyalTreats.jpg
*rolls tounge back into mouf*
oh yummmmmmmmmmmmmmz
ai dew haz sum Haddindaaaaaz coffee iskream inna frig
wus jus finkin ai needed sumpin sweeeeeet………oar wanted it innwai
ai lykes teh froot parfay! iz nommy!
kafleen, did joo seez teh commint ai mayded awn yur blog?
Bizi bizi dai, spechul dopshun dai at resQ Ai bolumtears at (mai las fawster goggie got dopted 2dai bi grate fambly) but hadz 2 stop for a minit to say HIPPO BIRD DAY 2 Tribble adn Exlr8ns liddul sweetie pye nees adn NEbuddy Ls bees habzin teh bird days 2day. Ai gitz teh cornfoozled bout hoos dai goze war, butz m habbin guud fr awl birdday peeps habbin teh fabuloso dai adn mini mini hugs, snorgles adn hedbutts.
dew not niglekt ur brudder. one dai, wen u all growd up, he mai murrdar yu vilently an panefuly.
Wowsurrs.

Why am I laffing so hard?
I r ashamed.
cuz yew kin jus sees teh liddel blak kittlin doin dat…………. nawt!!!
@@@@@ fr KT…u mayd me snort, Ai lafft so hard! Ai almost waykt up mai lap-kitteh! (kitteh opind wun ey justaliddl en sed ‘donut mayk me yuze mai poynty endz!)
He’s teh brudder wit anudder mudder.
Ebbrybuddee heer deh girl hawsie died at Kentuckee Derbee?
I has a sad!
ohh…i iz so sad bout dat. ai watchd de replays and could not tell whjen she borked her legs…oh mai! i think she ran wif borked legs and still finished 2nd…my heart is all a tumble for her. I be soooo sad.
no, deja, da liddle horsee (i knos she wazza big girl, but awl horsees iz “liddle” 2 me) borked erz feetzees after racin, while inna da coolin down run after da finish line.
hao she dooz dat, i nawt knowin. mai hart beri sad for her and awl her peeps, what lubbed her
We were waching too – an ai think ai nebber saw enething so shocking. an so sad. Wun minnit she ran a grate race – an came in second – an harlflee fiev minnits later she wuz ded. We craied.
Of corse we don’t know waht happened – and prolly nebber will – but ai think – purrhaps – taht teh jockey maybe traied to slow her doan a bit too fast an teh presshur ov teh slowing down (she was going REELEE fast) wuz maybee too much fur her legs. Becuz it wa bof of tehm. it’s teh awnlee thing ai can think ov taht maeks ene sense.
Dat cud be, JCH4K. Maeks senze. Id was shoking an sad.
Bud dey breed deez turobreads to have liddle biddy stick legs. An deh weigh, wad, 800 pounds, wid annuder 100 pounz on der baks. An at sum points in der stride, all der weight iz on ONE leg!
So sad, she waz sekind, and fine, an den shes gone!
Ai cahll ebbery horze ai on “bebbeh”. Ahl deh ammals are liddle unz.
Possblee deh lehgs on diz liddle gurl waz starting to gib way durring deh raze, startign to crak, but didn braek until deh ehd, an de adrenalin going so she naud ebben nodice her feet getting sore until dey borked.
Ai keep tinkin ub her. Der’s a photo of her lying ontrak wid hed up, an u ken see pain in her eyes.
Oh, why do we lub ammals aneeway – dey always tear u up inside!
My bruvver try to steal de hugs.
Plz to hug mee firs. Thx.
Aawww. โฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅ I hugz u bof!! โฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅ
Hoo cud resist dem widdul bloo eyezez and teh softee furrz adn deh sweet widdul faises?
deres enuff luv for u and all ur brudders! *snorgle snorgle snorgle smoo smoo smoo smoo!*
Wha’ happint??? Ebryfing jus’ lit up like a Cwismas Twee!!!!!!!!!!!!Alla peeps haz avatars!!!!
Majik????
Oar teh werk ov teh debil????? 
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Yew maik teh call!!!
OMGWT!BBQ!!!! Naow teyre gone!!!!
*hits self on hed*
*rubz eyses*
Im finkin I needza bacashun…….
Hokay Weird Prez….. Wut’s goin on heer???!?! Now teh kulord avatars iz gonzo an ones shaypt lyk peeps haz takin thair plaice…
*** Maik it stawp!!***
***Pleez, maik it stawp!!***
OOOooohhh.. teh hoomanity…….
Haaaaalp!!
Doo nawt werry IDDD…. iz pollabee jus’ gronkydoodles in teh intertubes… I haz a sprai faor tehm… joo myte wawntt 2 hold jure noze foar a fyoo minnits, it smelzz wurster tehn a too-weeks owld litturzbawks.
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PSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSH!!!!!! PSHSHSH!!! PSHPSH…..
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um……… ah……..
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Ai gawted teh kans mixded up…. taht wuz spraiz payntz… Ai iz sry joo iz
naow purrpul, IDDD…
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Ai wundurr ifn teh Tybooteak haz paynt remoober?
Gee Wizzerz, Woozled,
Fanks, I fink… At leest I am naow az kulerful as tohse avatars wuz!!!
*Takes tisyoo owt ov pokkit…Ohh, thatz nise… Water base paynt*
Did I getz it awl off??
I lef sum on mai ayes… Yew like???
We bedder chek teh tybooteak 4 sumfin taht smells bedder, doh!!
*Pssshew!!!*
*tickles idansdanskans*
I figure I should returns da favor- you alwayz tikkuls me wif your shenanigans.
Wheeeeeee… Taht tikkuls……
*terns rownd adn seez woo dunnit!!!!!*
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******MAIS OUIS!!*****
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W0ot W0ot!! Waaahoooo!
Its sew gud to see yew!!! I bin missin yew lyk krazee!!!
R yew hoam frum yor advinchur naow??
no, i wuz just feelin hoamsik for the cheezfrends. I still in Peru. Check out da pics on LCB’s thingy I posted sum wearz around hear…
you noes you (n enny buddy else reedin dish) can get on the update list. just go to teh cheezfrens derek tree, email me & i puts you on teh list- blind copy to purtek teh privacy incase you be a spy (wink wink) or on the lam
(like LCB), oar in teh witless purr tek shun.
clarifimacation- yew goes to teh cheezfrends, clik on directry, find my emails, den emails me so I can ads you to da list. clear az mud? good.
Yup, I getz yore updates.. I woodin miss ‘em. Taht’s Y I wuz serprized 2 see yu..
But Happeh!!!
i thotted you wuz on teh list, but wif teh senile brane i gotted, i fergotted who belonged to wut emayls ad rest. i wurriez dat sum peeps may has wanted to bees on teh list adn i fergotted to ad dem! i neads a new brane.
mebbee teh wizard from Oz will gib me wun?
I dont think we’re in Kansas anymoar, fur shure…
I nowe YURE nawt!!!!
MARY!!! ITs YOU!!
*donkee leeps up in Mary’s arms*
I juss thot abowt how I wuzz missin u, an dere u r!!!
I herd u got sum pleh dere.
I sry. Hope is all betta.
Lub u!
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cum home soon!
Oh, jess joo r luukin fyne naow…oh, wayte joo mist a liddel behine jur eerzle.
Fanks, Woozled… Butt, If I hadda hazza difrint kulor, purpul wud be it..
Sew yew givded meh a chance 2 trai it owt!
Im finkin Ill stik wif wut I’ve got!!
Guud idee. Ceiling Cat maekd us cullers foar sum reezin oar anudder.
fanx foar lettin mii noes dat ai wuzzint just seein fings, IDDD! ai wuz awl kumfoosled lyke, “wai duz ebbrywun haz a abatar?” maebee iz just a layt at nyte fing? ai finx it happined wunse beefoar. wuz verri pretty wyul it lasteded, tho!
OMG!! Iz SOOO happitail yu sawd it Tew… I am nawt loozin it!!
It reely wuz verreh prittee…..Wyol it lastid!!! All kind kulors..
Sikodellic Cheezpeepz!!
ai just wish taht dey wuz still heerz. wud mayk it e-z-ur tew fynd teh commints mayd bai peeps hoo dunt have a WeerdPress abatar
Troo, troo,
Avatars adn cheezburgerz.. Taht’s wut we needz!!
Avatars
Bugs tew plae wif
Cheezburgers
Doggies tew annoy
E…
Exqizite jooled collars
Flowar beds 2 napz in
Ginormis chewie tois
H…
Howses tew go kwazee in
Ice kreem tew eets
Jello tew noms
K…
Kitteh bedz…teh floofie kynd
Liddel ballz wif bells inem
Mowsietoiz– all kina kulors
N…
Nyse sawft blankeez
Orinj (enny kind)
Peeps tew pet us
Q…
Qwiet time wif mai peeps
Reely high plaises to climb- Teh, “Eeek .. git daon frum dere,” kind..
Sawft laps to maik biskits awn
T…
Toona
Understanding of teh kitteh sykee – shreddin ur plant is nawt me been nawty, is INSTINCT. Can’t fite it.
Very nice cushun inna sunbeem
W..
Water, verree fresh
Xtra snorgles
Yesterdais noospaypur to shred
Z. . .
Dat’s eezee.
Zzzzzzz……….
snorgle, snorgle, snorgle!!!!!
*pokey pokey*
giglols & runz away…
oh noes yew don’t………… yew git bak here, yng……… ai mean yung ladie!!!
*poke*
giglol
scamperz off…
nice tew see yr name onna screen…………. gonna get up to maaaaaaashu peeeeeshooooot? or moo goo gai pan?
sadlee, i duzn’t fink i wills… teh primer construkshun is going to go over time.you canna get dere frum hear unless you gots lots of time and enduranz (daze long bus rides and the likes)
To get dere frum Lima could fitz my shed yule, but nawt my pokkit book.
sorry tew hear dat……… but ai unnerstan. aim shur its been teh adbenshur inniwais. been fun readin yr updates. gud job…….. you will be glad tew hab does sumdai. tew bad we din set up sumpin laik dat wit Cookies Human. seh mus be floating down teh nile by now!!
eatin grapes, an habbin teh palm fronds fannin hers!!! ahhhhhh lubbly
Tu arms, tu hugs, one fur eech at saem time
Yes, win
ai wish teh Shadow hoo yoosed tew beez Tridan wuz heer. Shadow, if yu sees tihs, yu awr awsum!
plz, hau 2 mak avatar?
goes tew weird press an set up account……….. den go tew yr dashbord an upload teh abatar………….. takes long time tew show up. jus sew yew noes an nawt toe-tap toe-tap waitin. Den yew needs to be logged into weirdpress 4 it tew show up ……… sumtimes mine takes sum time off 4 no reason atalll!!
fanks!
ai setted up teh account & went to dashboard, butt dint c no where 2 upload avatar! mebee mai browser iz 2 old:^(
oops, mebbe onna profile? ben awhile
yesh………..goes tew dashboard an teh profile is onna rite side…. click on dat an it luks like dats wer yew upload teh abatar….. dey chainged teh dashboard, sorry 4 teh run around……. nuffin stays teh saim 4 long (furlong)
*poke*
attention……….. nooooos bulletin. ai bin inloled wit genealology 4 fifteen years oar sew. has a subscription to ancestry.com an can look at scottish (an british an welsh) census records from 1841 to 1901. nawt tew menshun teh US census records which has muchly moar. Innywai, iffn ai kin helps anywun wit teh reserch ai wud be happitail tew…… aim at kind of a plateau in my reserch rite now.
Ai wud bee looking fur mai relatifs in Ireland. Doo yoo knoe hao to find them too?
an purrrhaps some of teh US ones. And the wuns in Germnanee – an Poland..
yew has to start in teh US and work backwards….. my Ireland search was not successful. too many O’connors and wit teh famine an ebbrywun leavin an to TOP it off teh church in teh County Cork had teh fire……… oh yesh……..teh infamous fire. but iffn yew wants to work on one branch ob teh tree to start ai be happitail to help!!
ohai, Bamahern! I wuz wondrin as I wander in Peru where you bean hidin. Eben moar obskure dan ushual. Lolcatburglar has been postin pics if you wanna see
http://www.picasaweb.google.com/lolcatburglar/MaryOInPeru
I thot about you when i had a stopover in Atlanta on my way here.
ohai mary!! 4 teh last munf (7 weeks long) i bin spendin mai fun teim searchin the archive of the Scotsman online (Edinburgh’s dailee newzpaper, since 1817), since i iz a whirled famish Haggis-Hunter (nawt-sekkund prize 4 teh forth wiik ub teh haggis hunt, 2007)!!!!LOL@@!!
ai will mak a more better report, later, but ai lerneded taht Abe Lincoln werked as an assisstitant inna distilerrary b-4 he ran for Pres. Adn teh ambassador fum Austria to Teeny-tiny Engerland b’tween WWI & WWII wuz Baron Frankenstein!!
Mai bruthu sed taht wehn u goez 2 Peru, u goez up inna airplane, adn landz wffout cummin bak down! U do dat?
hmmm. i wuz ex sited so mebbee i mist sumfin…but i seams to wreak all that we did sumhow has a berry bumpety landin on the tarmak (wuznt tarmak indented by a Scot?)
dunno. butt wen ai tryed 2 drive acrosst teh isle ub Mull, ai hadda stop cause teh asphault wuz 2 soft, adn tehy wuz makin it harder!
so f tarmak wuz indenteded by a Scot, shunt it makz a soft landin?
moar like a stiky sit you way shun, seems to me…
didja know Scots inbentid copper wirez? Two of dem wus fitin ober a penney and stretched it out into da wire.
o coarse, wii needed copper wire since James Clerk Maxwell wanted 2 do electro-magnetitism – eventumably leeding 2 ICHC
hee- so teh Scots can take teh credit fur the ICHC!
I shud submits dat to the Dugless clan newsletter. Day always bragin on wut de Skotts duz. Oh, wait. I fink I forgotted to pay my dews…
bettin lotz o’scots “forgetz” 2 pay dews!!!@!11
yup. safe bet!
Montgomery (Gomer’s Mountain) clan heer! ai leiks mai plaid!
snerk. a Germ un fren of mine told me that slang for bing sik in German looslely transmalate to “feeling plaid”…
aisle haz to luk up da Gomer’s Mountain tart un, nao.
wait, haz yew just let da kat outta da proberbial bag, naemwise?
NOES!!!
awreddy done did taht – wiiks agow!
kafleen kan tell!
dagnabbitz. i new ides mist sumfin.
sumbuddy tells me ware tew looks fur it .
dis be my last time on ICHC fur awhiles.
Howd u get owtta da cellur?
Wares mah ParFAIT?
WUTTS DAT STUFF ON UR LIPS?!
iz prolly give itz away agin, soon!
iz nawt verry hidey!
(shud i b?)
Dag.
we needs moar dan wun cry face. a real sad cry face, an a
kinda funny cry face. DAT cry face make mah comment no
more funneh. Pleh.
*daintily wipes of da re manes of the day of da lipz*
*smug expression on faze*
I escapaded uzin da Buenas Tardis.
If yew tellz me bowt BamaHern, Aisle getz yu an otter parfait….
dat shoed be “wipe off da lipz” but chew awreddy figgered dat oot, rite?
*loftilee*
Oh, is dere sumfin i shud bee tellin bowt BamaHern?
2 kwote Patrick Stewart awn SNL:
“Ef Itz nae Skottish – itz CRAP!!”
oar is dat anotter obfuskash…um obfishskateshun…er obskurity?
not obkurity dis teim, jes feelin 4 Jim
i knowz. datz why i dint intrupt dare.
All bebeh kittyehs are born needing guidance, we must teach them.
(lolspeak off) Sorry i;ve been gone, and cancelled my cheezefriends account, I’ve been in and out of the hospital for long periods, and it’s not over yet.
I tell y’all, because I know you care, as I do with y’alls probs.
Be good, and Careful,
And lub your little kittys for me.
Buubahoomin, aka Jim
hugs tew yew……….. i surround yew with the pink glow of love!!
hey, bubbashooman- i wuz wundrin where you bean! come bak when you cans…
{{{{{bubbashoomin}}}}}
Feel better fast Jim…
We will keep you in our hearts till you come back home to us.
Jim,
Good luck! I and my kittys are pulling for you!
Ron
> my kittys are pulling for you!
Teh onlee fing ai cuud fink ov wehn ai red this wuz a hurd ov kittehs awl hahrnissed up luke a bunch ov hukski goggies 2 a gogsled….
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Good luck Jim, we’re rootin’ for ya!
iz suthern idiom.
we b rootin 2.
Oh, noes.
I srry. {{{{{{{Bubbashoomin}}}}}}}}}}}}
Thank you ebyone, I noe I missed birfdaze, so Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy to y’all. BUT.. to Paige,
You go girl, and a special birthday wish is yours for the taking.
Y’all be good, and I’ll get nephew to the naughty Barn,(He’s a fireman, and large, and young.)
Bubba says it’s time for bed, so, g’nite.
Bubbashoomin
sweet dreamz.
*airkiss*
But – bubbashoomin /Jim – Why do you have to go?? I mean – you must know what you are doing. But I would think it would be far, far better to stay here with us!
Please reconsider. Being here and laughing is powerfully good medicine.
and I am SOOO sorry that you have been in and out of hospitals and that it isn’t over yet. I can only imagine what you must be going through and I wish there were something I could do to help. Is there??? You have only to ask.
And you’re right. We do care. A lot.
{{{{Jim}}}} Do come back soon.
{{{{{{{{{{jim/bubba’shoomin}}}}}}}}}} Ai haz a sad taht yoo aer teh sik—lettuce know wen yoo get bedderer—ai’m praying for yoo. Wut doo yoo hab taht’s slydin yoo inn an owt ob horsepittles?
I kin answer that. It seems my transplanted kidney,(27 yrs yung) is failing So, the docs git to play. Maybe doctortinycat can assist.
Bubbashoomin
Dear Jim/bubbashoomin!!
Thanks for coming back and letting us know. I just wrote you longish message – hit a wrong key – and it’s alll gone – so I’m starting again.
This doesn’t sound like the noos ai was hoping for! And I hope very much that DrTinyCat will be there to help, because he is very good indeed. And I also hope that you doctors are very good players.
And – I also hope very much that you will keep us informed – if it’s not too mucn trouble.I am sure you are not feeling very well at this point. But you must also know that we will all worry very much about yo u.
Because you are indeed very special to me and to everyone here. I’ve always felt a special bond between the people here and me – because it is there! Something about the kind of people this site attracts. . .we are almost best friends from the first “hello”
The cheezfrenz psychic network will be alerted for you at once, if it hasn’t already been. And I hope you will feel the love and best wishes for you flowing your way from me and most everyone here.
And again – if there is ANYTHING I can do – and I have no idea what on earth that might be? Just let me know. My email is at the cheezfrenz as well – in case you’d like to chat. I don’t know. ! I just know that I REALLY really wish this weren’t happening to you!
{{{{{{Jim}}}}} You know that we care about you very much. Just never had the occasion to mention it particularly before!
From you good friend Janet
Wishing you all the best and a speedy recovery Jim.
Bless you, Bubbashoomin.
Sending gud thots n gud
luk to yu, yr drs, n kidney.
{{{{{{Bubbashoomin}}}}}}
{{{{{bubbashoomin}}}}}
ehnee kitteh’s hooman is a frenz of dis hooman. ceiling cat luks out fr good hoomans. u iz one. ah kan tehlz. bless bless. praeing is happens now. nuddr hug 4 {{{{{bubbashooman}}}}
Bubbashoomin:
Iz sit en zazen 4 u.
I ltez da incense stik 4 u.
preyz 2 allz lif formz 2 git u healz fast n also 4 yr ahbiletee 2
remayn strong thru all of et.
nawt an eazee thing…i reachez 2 giv u BEEG luv HUGZ…
I haz a sad, yez, but iz has a joi 2,
et iz u.
Peep
Deer Jim/Bubbashoomin:
Weez wil hauld yuu veree cloase tu owr hartsโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅ
Adn keap yuu alwaise iyn owr thots and prayures
{{{{{{{{{{{{JIM/BUBBASHOOMIN}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
i has wun ov dows!!
Nva!
Iz nva trn to da drk side
THE DARK SIDE CALLS TO YOU!
Blak kitteh iyn teh bakgrownd bees veree kamera-shiey;
Hims tole hys moar-owtgoeing brutther tu hav hims pikshure taiken furst;
tehn, iyf kamera haz nawt eetin owtgoeing brutther bye taht tiem, blak kitteh wud ventures owt ov shahdowes adn sneekx up tu kamera foar pikshure; (mebbee)
i has a sad. paw widdle bruddr. gtz pkd awn. i is dat kitteh een mah famweez. I is ehmpafyzing. *sniffls awa a kitteh boogr*
Prevue of de latest horror film frm Japan: “The Smudge”
i eatz your faz! i easts your fats! noob job rubz dis way whatty