teh sign is rong
teh sign is rong it shud say “big boned cat”
oar it shud say “just fluffy”.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: cheez-dude
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Ai’m nawt fat…Ai’m fluffy !!
Gud more nin Cheezfrendz
Ai’ve benn gone awiel to bissit mai dawter in Atlanta
halppin her wif lass minnit wedding fings
it did rain a little at the Renaissance Faire, but all
went well N she maed a butiful bride
Awww, GNZcatz! Happy muvver of teh bryde! I wuz borned in Atlantis, er, Atlanta, waaaay lawng tyme ago. An mai bruvver an his famblii lives tehre nao. AND…..mai bruvver werked fer a whyle in teh saem billding ower muvver werkded in wen she gotz pregnunt wif me. Hao cool is dat?!?!!
Fankz ZF (C mai note B-lo)
noo moor Kaek furr mee, ai’m as fluffy as dis kitteh in
da pix, but ai’l hab sum nies Erl Gray T to get started.
Iz gud tew see yoo, GeeNeeZcatz! Gladd teh weddin wentes well—an yoo are heer, clotheded, an inn yoor rite mynd!
ZF: did ur bruvver gets preganant while he worked there?
LOL!!!!
Gud Mawnin’ 2U GNZ!
Happitalez 2C U bakc wif teh Cheezfrenz. Did teh speshull Coladas wif umbarellies halp wif teh jitterz?
Mawnin Smammie
Oh-jess , da Coladaz wif umbrellas halped alotz
only wishes ai had sumfin to halp wif alla rainz
(frum da sky N frum mai eyez)*awl choked up, U noe*
Dat’s teh whey itt goez wen teh dotterkitteh getz teh marwied! Wee awl puddel upp inn teh ize, snif, snif.
Nawt juss teh dotterkitteh, mah boi-chik cawzed teh flud beeg enuff 4kneadin teh Coasties 2 teh wressQ wif hawnkies (mah bruffer iz a Coastie)…awl teh chillin goan awaiz maekz teh mummies crai
Ohai, GeeNeeZcatz! Welkum bak!!
Did yew giv yor dawter teh wedding prezints we listed 4 herz???
I hoap herz liked tehm….
Wish wii cud haz bin tehre 2@@
Con catsulashuns on nawt seckunds, en on happi dotter weddins
Want mor silbrashuns en drinkies en dancis !!
Tankz, Madamz,
Ai’l defurr 2 da burfday silbrashuns B-lo
Dey seem berry muches important 2dai,
4 Paige N her fite ‘genst da big C
an we wantz teh pikshurs tew!!
HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER TRIBBLE ♫♫
♫ HAPEEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
♫♫♫ And Paige (Nees vo Exlr8thn) ♫
And Exlr8n (yesteray) ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
♫
zauberflote - o hai!! ai hoep yoo gotz lotz ov caek today!
Tribbles birfday today!
Exlr8n’s neece hoo kiked the cancer birfday todai!
Exlr8n’s birfday yesterdai!
GeeNeeZcatz Dotters Wedding last week!
WHEW!! Do thos skwerlz hav awl teh whipppe creem reddy??
Ai’v browt lotz of fresh ground hawt coffee - wif teh demarara shugar. An fur a spechul tuch, we can use som ov teh whippee creem in teh cawfee.
Yup, I haz baekd abowt elebentee diffrunt kinez ob caekz lass nite, so theyz awl reddee to goe!
Leeza-b izznt heer, I fink, sew wii haz teh sloe-skwirrel wippy creem 4 nao. In bleev she’s traynin teh fast wunz 4 a fewchoor okkazhun.
Hav sum caekz, ebbereebuddee!!!!!
Oh tank u sew mush! Eye sorri eye layte. Eye wuz thinkin it wood be 12:00 easturn tyme fur nex picher. Keep furgettin pichers on different tyme fur weekendz. Mye furgetfulnezz, let mee show u it!
Ohai Tribble!!
HAPPY BIRFDAI!!!!
I wuz gonna hav teh fyretrukk be a klown kar filled wif tribblez for u, but nao I seez taht I may nawt be bakk heer till tonite if then. So, ehave a great birfdai!!!!
Fank u zauberflote! An tank u fur bakin awl doez cakez! Eye am handin owt tribblez tu ebreewun fur mye burfdai. Heer tayke sum wit u. *mumblez sumthin bout whut tu do wit awl deez tribbles*
Hoppy Birdy Tribble!!
I dint nowe till now.. I wuz passin owt tribbles in yore honor on file transfer yesterday, tho..
* no fanks.. No tribbles 4 meh,I haz sum lef over!! *
[Tries to slip sum in Tribbles bag wen she izzin lukkin]
Tank u fur da burfdai wishez idansdansdans! Eye no how doez tribbles can pyle upp!
Happy birfday, Tribble!
Livez long n prospers!
Tribble, r yu going to planet Risa 2day?
I Haz sum burbon-flavored whippy creem, or choklit whippy creem,
or plane banilla whippy creem, if yu wants sum for yur
cake. (leeza-b lets me make it when she’s not heer).
N I will take a Tribble, if yu haz wun to spare.
Eye posted a commentz heer, but it disapurrated! Ebree wun iz invyted tu Risa tuday! Wii haz berri reelaxin tyme! An ebreewun tayke a tribble or 2 home wit u!
Tank u booklion! Peace an long lyfe tu u. Heer haz a tribble.
O hai, I was looking fur Uz earlier
Guess Uz was having fun in Risa
Happy Birfdai!!
I hopez U haz a grate day and a grate year!
I maded U sum choclit souffle
here U goez
and here is plenty fur ebery one else 2z
The last message and this one ar for Tribble
plz be bringing the Picard’s yatcht back
tomorrowz
Picard sayz U can use it todai
and wishes U happi Birfdai from all of Enterprize crew
Ohai two_kittehs. Tanks fur wurkin dat yacht ting owt wit Picard. Eye needz it tu getz awl deez tribbles home.
Ohh, choklit souffle luks gud. Tank u! *nom nom nom*
U enjoyin urself on Risa?
Heer haz sum tribblez.
Mennee happies Tribble!!
Tank u Tidmum! Heer haz a tribble.
Dear Niece of Exlr8tn– Happy Birthday Sweetie!! I hear you’re kicking cancer’s butt! WAY TO GO!!!! Here is a pretend Magic Oriental Carpet to give you a ride wherever you’d like to go. It is decorated with lots of the party decorations you like the most. There is a huge pretend trunk full of dress-up clothes that fit you perfectly, and you can change your clothes as many times as you want on this ride. There is a huge pretend trapeze for flying, if you want. (Of course the carpet flies, too, if you want.) There is a pretend pony if you’d like a pony ride, and a pretend Barbie car if you’d rather that! There is all the pretend cake and ice cream you and your family could ever eat. All flavors, all kinds. There are people all around, you don’t know them but they are all wishing you a very Happy Birthday by singing this song–
♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY tew u ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY tew u ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY deer Exlr8tn’s neeeee-eeeese! ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY tew u ♫ ♫
love and prayers, Chris/zauberflote
P.S. Hoppie Byrdies tew u Exlr8tn!!!!!!!! (din noe yestiddee wuz urz birfday!)
*wispurrz* Ohai zuber…sorry to step on Ur hoppie burdie song…ai’m
sure U wanted it to be nawt secund furr da sellAbrashuns..mai bad.*
Kin ai cum 2 da partee? it wud gib mee a chance to waar mai
RenFair dress agin wif da big fluffy skirtz N sparkly stuffs.
Menny hoppie thawtz N wishez to Exlr8tn N neeese frum mee 2 !!1!
Hai GNZc!! Glad to hav yoo bak!! An doo ware yur RenFair dress. We’d awl liek to see it!!! Sounds reelee prittee!
Oh GNZ, Ai wuznt raysin todai, nawt yet enneeway! I dinna noe wen teh rase wuz, so Ai fot I’d post heer an see wut happined! Nawt ur bad atall, k?
Plz to put awn byootimuss RF dress!!!!!! 
Hippo burd-dai tew Paige n Exlr8n n TRIBBLE! lib lawng n perspire! (wayt, that’s nawt rite…
No, butt ai guess we will doo it eneway!! LD
LOL! Eye will nebber luk at dat leetul blushey faze da sayme wai agin!
Tank u altosinger! Peace an long lyfe tu u!
Heer haz a tribble.
Aih nawt nos the hole stori, but dat wuz beeeutiful !!1!
Happy Birthday Paige! These birthday wishes come to you all the way from England! You are a very famous girl; there are lots and lots of people right across America and all around the world who want to wish you a ery special happy birthday - we are delighted you are kicking cancer’s butt!
Holding you in the light,
Ambercat/Ruth
And Paige, you are in my prayers here in Yakima, Washington! Keep kicking cancer’s butt! And many prayers and blessings to your family, as well!
Oh! ZF datz teh byootiful. I r going to her howz tadai an Ai showz her dat anna card if I find it and show alla cyoot kitteh pics.
She canna be ’round teh anzimalz nao. Dems git rid of goggeh for a whyle (Like 100 dayz.) an shee waerz a maks to go ousyde adn so teh pics be speshyul.
Fang you so mush for teh wishes and prayrz and song! Was lublee!
Ur welcome, (Paige, nao I noez her namez, lol, is welcome mostest!). I wantid to have lottsss ob linkiez wif funny Happy Birfdayz in em, but forgot to go bakk to whaer Janet wuz gonna leev mii teh how-two’s. Ah well. I hope Paige likes some of those things I mentioned! I have boyz, they would have rathered a day on teh fyretrukk, u noe.
Exlr8n, let me post da linkee to card fur Paige agin.
You puts da h t t p stuffs in front, dem paste in
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1076480
n dere iz a card wif pikchur of magikal kittehs
just fur Paige! For mayking wishies
and dreemzez fur her birfday, n all
kinz of imaginarial fun.
Happi birfdai Exlr8n! Hopez u had a wunnerful dai!
haaaapppppyyyyyy bbbbiiiirrrrrffffffffdaaaaaayyyy!!!!!!!!
i nawt noews eggsaktly wut happend eever, but i wuld liek to sing for yew happy birfday and i hoep dat cansur stays far far ‘way frum yew!!
i will be prayin dat yoo has kwik recubbery and dat ebberyfing goes well.
also dat yew has lubly birfday!!!!
menne cheezbargrs for exlr8tn’s neese!!!!
but in all seriousness, i really hope and pray that paige gets better.
a friend of mine is going through chemo, and it is just awful.
matthew 11:29!!!!
-343GuiltySpark/Bernadette
Oh, CHRIS, I sends u a UPS box ub ♥! Dat wuzz beyond teh Byootimuss! The donkey is in teh distunts, watchin and hoppin up and down wiff
glee! Now I is inspired, too!
If dis letter bee ok to pass on to your niece, Exlr8tn, would you?(You can tweak it a little if you like!
)
Dear Niece of Exlr8tn=
Happy Birthday from all of us at ICHC! You have an ARMY of love soldiers now
cheering you on. It’s the next best thing to angels in heaven, sweetheart. We are all on your side!
I am the Donkey! And I am jumpin up and down like in the movie Shrek and cheering for your brave self!
Remember, I am the Stair Master? I will master dem stairs? (Dats from dat movie) Well, dats nuffin. I can tell YOU are the cancer master! You will be all OVER dat cancer! And when you get tired and need a little rest, you just take a rest and I will come along and hoof dat cancer and bite its butt!
Mah mommy got cancer too, about 10 years ago, and she kicked its butt, too! All her hair fell out in the fight, and then it grew back, beautiful and blond and soft as cotton candy! Everybody looks at it and says What beautiful hair!
When you are having hard times, just remember us Cheezfrends…if you listen
reallllly hard you can hear us cheering for you! There are HUNDREDS of us!
We love you, and you are gonna win!!!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Datz deh byootiful! Ai reed her everyting! She r goona lub abatar of a donkee for teh SHUR!
I cry a liddul!
Oh, Kafleen, u mistz up mai eyez. Dat’s WAAAIIII beyond byootimuss! Iz speeechless….
No….There Are Not Hundreds……..There Are Thousands…..Take Care
Cheers Glen.
I cannot say anything to match kafleen’s FUN post, but i am sending you great thoughts today… cheer cheer cheer for Paige an Exlr8tn!!!
Dear One,
What Kafleen said so eloquently!!! You can’t beat the healing power of love..
We are many…and we send our love in your direction…
You go girll!!