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Come on down fur sum tea n buns kindly provided by Smammie.
Thank you, thank you! I has neber been nawt second before! I would luv sum tea n buns!
Lookz keik teh werdpretzl wuz nommin ur commint Cat. Conga Ratz!!! cum down & hve sum brunch wif us
Thank you, Smammie! I am sorry to have nommed your nawt second! Letz have sum brunch n dancin!
Nawt 2 wurrii, nawt sekkund iz phun, butt teh moast phun iz teh bean here awn teh ICHC. Peepulz iz nyce, werd gaemz r phunnii (adn punnii). Sillbratshunz abowndin!1!
Dans n dans
wherl ‘rown
ooopsie dizziis,
awl fall down! Moar T! slurp….
*sigh* I hart cheezland
snorgle snorgle snorgle!
pssst—Smammie, are yew otay?
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Nawt 2 wurrii abowt “taht” eibber…Sumtiemz, a purrson getz blind-sieded adn haz 2 kik-out reflxivelii, U noa? Moaslii, Aye happi-happii, joi, joi, tehn teh “soupreyez” sneakz up. Thear r juss sum tingz taht maek mii getz teh ripplii cape out. U shudda scene mii “‘splain” 2 a mommie un teh beech 1day, hu wuz lettin hur chile bash teh pour horse-shue crabs wif a beeg stik… sumdai, dey r gonna taek mii awai, butt Aye wud razzer B the “krakpot” tehn 2 ennore teh wrong….
Hooray 4 u,Smammie!
it takes courage 2 do teh rite thing!
iffen u,me n others getz locked up 4 being outspoken advocats of teh innocents, lets get lolcatburgler 2 break us all out!
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<3
LCB will bring sum Navy Seals wif her probly… yew know, to halp wif teh jaylbrakin an such
courage, Aye fink nawt, dat wud meen finkin’abowt eet B4 doin eet…. Aye iz alsew whalenoan 4 openin’mouf adn incertain futz…adn L-bowz 2…. Aye haz larnd 2 maek synseer appulgiiz wehn kneaded.
Y iz ye finkin dat iffen wii getz locked-up, LCB whill alreddii B their?
Smammie, u is now added to mah hero list for speekin up bout that! I dedicate this dans to u!!
Thnx U, sed teh Smammie wif ah kurstie
Noa wii shoed awl hab a nyse dans adn partai, whilst Aye goez adn putz awai mah ripplii cape adn soapbox….
Smammie, Ai yam soe happi taht yuu ‘splained’tu teh mommeh bowt teh horse-shue crabses;
(Ai wud hav bin soarley temptid tu taike teh big stik frum teh chile adn proaceed tu bash teh mommeh wif iyt……wudn’t hav dun iyt ov coarse, but wud hav bin RLLY RLLY TEMPTID !!!!!!!!!! )
Wye, O Wye, mus peeps bees taht wai??????
Sumetiems Ai fink teh oanley liveing tings tehy luuvs bees tehmseylves!!!
Mah sentiments eggzakkly CKK.
maibbe iffin day trulii lubbed tehmselbz, day wud nawtz B havvin 2 du wut dey du 2 maekz dem feelz beddar?
Smammie!! Ai hoap yew wuzn’t dewin tehj twirlee dans waiul u bee holdin yer t!!
yew wud hab dun yewersulf a mischeef!!1 =(
according 2 Mr. Pjammie, teh Smammie noe drinkz teh T, shii swillz eet…. noe T waz harmd in the maekin ob dat dans… butter Aye thnx U 4 ur cornercern… butter? Skonez! Charge!
oooh, skonez …. taim to take a treep to teh shop!!
Doan forget teh clawtted creem! Mmmm…..scones…..
I ar Starrrrrrrrrrrrrvin!!!
Ai finkso it be be tew danjermowse fer me tew do dah cukkin fudz nao. Dat boddul ob Martoonie frum teh lass picshure..askidently fell in ma handz..
iz nao askidently emptee
Wunner how dat happend?…. Hic..Hic…
Bet tohse veggies yu started steemin awn teh furst pic has gon to mush nao – gess yu’ll has to has teh tradishunal Sundai dinner ob Chynees Taykawai!
nu uh!! feesh and cheeps!!! =D (that being fish and chips, not fish and some form of bird
)
I has teh best chippeh in burmingham round teh corner frum me!
Sowns abowt rite!!
Dunno bowt teh tayke away tho-I spende ma munnies at teh bootsale-on a steamer!! Haha!!
but do tehy has Hollands pys oar teh muchly infeerior Pukka pys?! An can yu has grayvee?!
Jimm, u is in Bermingum? Ai was a kitten in Birmingum and wented to skool dere an eberyfing. An Ambercat, in Birmingum you does nawt has grayvee awn ur chips. U has teh curry soss. Is komp….corm….kumpurl…. you HAS to.
Ai mayded teh hoam maydechips lass nite-Wiv fryed eggages
an beans an white bred an reel budder ferteh chip butties.
MmmmmmNom Nom Nom Nom.
Ah well,teh Sylph lyke figger
I r aspirin to iz nawt gonna happen ennee tyme sune.
Ai is tryin to fynd owt hao far Souf teh grayee gose – Ai growed up neer Manchestah an we can has grayvee or curree sorse tehre. In Lunnon Ai got teh funnee luks an wus offerd musheepees if Ai ahskd fore grayvee but nao Ai in teh Soufwest Ai can has grayvee agin! Tihs a verree seeryus syuntiffik sperryment!
Ai has a sylph like figger. Is just wrappd inside a non-sylf like wun.
we can has teh kurree soss or beens or mushypeez
The lady in teh chineez owned chipshop sez ‘misshypee’:lol:
Ai has a sylf-lyk figger too – waerin speedos an currantly starrin as Jayms Bond!
Teh mynd boggulz!
Teh martoonie is muddlin mah reedin skils-I thot yew wroted
starin AT jaymes Bond-not ‘starrin AS jayms Bond.
I had a imij ob yew wearin speedos starrin as jaymes Bond!!
Oh deer-bedder hab a cup ob kawfee!!!
Well Ai cud do taht as well!
But wud yew be warin yaw Hat an glubs?
Ob corse!
teh chipee ai goes to gibs me whatevers i wants on mah chipsees!!
inclewdin teh grayvee!! ai yeshully mayke home mayde chipees, but ai fancy sum fish tewnight! eberybuddy to teh chippeee!!
And ur green furry nikkers, ai hope! A girl can’t be too careful. Imajin teh trubble u cud get into if u was nawt warin ur green furry nikkers.
Sowwy, Jimm, teh green furry nikkers commint was directed at Ambercat, nawt u! Awltho u can wear teh green furry nikkers if u wants. We is teh ekwul opporchewnity site.
Ai hoep yu cud tell form teh fotos taht me an Tidmum wer waerin owr green furree nikkers awn owr dai owt 0 wun can neber be too caerful!
Well ai am glad to heer it. Is wut ai wud expect from two such well bred an refined ladeez such as urselves.
*tiny snerk*
ai fink ai’ll stick tew mai black boxer shorts fankoo
Nekst tym, yu shud joyn us – juss to maek show we donut let standards slip! Hats, glubs, green furry nikkers, SJ, Tidmum an me! Hevven halp teh spot we pik to meet up!
Ai fink we shud most deffnitely do dat! Ai’ll bring teh cewcumba sangmidges. (ackshully ai has nebber made a cewcumba sangmidge in mai life, perhaps ai is nawt rly Inglish?)
Donut tell enneewun but Ai donut eben LYK cowcummer!
GARSP!!!!
AC! Yew donut lyk qcumber …. yewm an extra terr … tee .. yewm an aleeun!!
Wrked owt well at ower Ohai Tee-I hate teh salmonomnom
sammijes,so Ai eeted teh qcummer,an Ambercat eetid teh salmonomnom
Oh pooh!!! you guise!! We offen hav tea wif cewcumba sangmidges
right heer in Meeshgun!! Mai sister Pyzi maeks tehmn – an tehy ar taystee
AND nootrishus!! LOL
Wehn ai come to teh TTI, ai will teech yoo awl hao to bee propurr Ingerlish peepls! *snikr* *gigglols* *LOL* !!
An tehn yoo must also emewlayte, as best yoo can, mai Nawt Aksent!!!
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Howebber, ai totallee conseed to yur vastlee superior knowledge ov the fuzzee (oar floofy?) green nikerz. Ai am just DYING to see these fur reel, having worn them so offen fur NawtReal!!
Tehn yu muss joyn us for teh nekst Ohai Tee – mebbee sumwher awn teh Souf Coest praps…..?!
O hai, Jimm!! So nice tew see yoo heer wif mai odder favrite peepl from teh TTI!!
Ai must go aut soon an start mowing mai HYOOOJ lawn!! Teh grass – it ia gorwing. Teh beyootiful dandy lions – they ar blooming!
ai wuz just tawlkin wif a frend about dis… wen ai wuz a kitten, ai thot dat teh dady lyons were sew loverly and culd nawt unnerstand why ppl cawled dem weedsies…
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cunfession: ai still tink dey are purty!
Mai veree deer frend Jennifer – hoo wuz mai roomayte in Dublin wehn ai went to teh wedding in Feb – is also frum teh TTI – an she fliez wunz a month to see to her elderly Mom, hoo lives in Eastbourne. An she haz indeed also invited mee
to tehre sum tiem.
Teh last tiem ai wuz tehre wuz in 1985 (Jimm – a dont think yo were borned yet then LOL). Ai wuz awn a driving toor wif mai parentz an nees Jennifer (teh bilogist now in Sweden).
We were driving daun ther – an awn a liddle twistee rode we cayme across a sing saying “Beware!!! Ducks crossing.” Maed mee laff so much ai neerly drove rite off teh rode! Au cud see theze hyooj jayeunt duks trompling us.
HAI JCH4K!!!
fankoo for teh commentz t’other dayee 
Ai r not a fan ob teh salmonomnomnom mooch raber be nomnommin teh tuna! danyandyandylyons is purdy!! a big PLEH to the peeps who no lyke them!
btw, jh4k, yewer right, i wuz pupped in 1987
LOL!!1 Ai can has a memry laik a steal trap!!
Taht’z Y I admirez yu sew, Janet…
I hazza memry laik a steel sieve!!!
sum peeples thinks that mai lawn is a very bad lawn infested wif teh dandeelyons and otter weeds. Tey is teh mistaken. It is being a nofficial d/Beaker Laboratorees Biodiversity Eggsperiment. An a verry diverse wun, too.
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yew may wants to try this same argyooment if peeps complains about the dandylyons.
We seem to has teh same byootimus lawns. Ai hav sum clover -an sum violets an sum – lots of odder stuff. But it iz prettee much awl greeen!!!
Teh stikker plantz, tho – ai don’t liek these. So diverse ai ar nawt!1
But mai dandee lions are reelee prittee rite nao. Put yur John Deere mower in teh middlu an it luks laik it wuz desined bai . . .sumuwn!!
Noooooooeeeee!!!!!1111!!!!!
Ayes bearlii noas U, u masher, U!!!!
Mom!1! Halp!1! Mom!!!!
Otay, FTS… Ur gonna knead a splatula & ah spunge onst Aye get finished borkin ur pause…
Wham!
….did Aye neglect 2 menshun taht Aye haz 6 brudderz, adn teh wun huz teh correxshun ossifur alsew teechz teh Tai Kwon Doh? Sew sare… noa gosht bakc 2 basement….
sheesh, Aye kneadz teh Url Grey adn teh synanom bunz abber dat…wanderz oft 2 teh pantree….
conga ratshoelations on ur nawt sekond(sekond,third&forth)commints!
berry funny,Smammie!
Hi Kayjoy!
Aye juss turnd awn teh “puter, adn dere wuz teh pour liddy purkel bare, sew Aye hadst 2 du sumpin. Wud U liekz 2 B shairin’teh T & bunz wif mii?
thank u, Smammie.
sinamon buns r my favorite! when i makes them fur my fambily it takes all my resolve not 2 eat moar then my share!
Would u like a littul “Dirty Dansin” fur ur nawty-sekond dans?
there mite B sum firemens n firewimmins still in teh nawty barn….
Purrfictlee apra, appro, fittin…..gud wun. Sayv the fyre-hooties fur teh udderz.. ayes ina muud 2 defend teh innersense liddle baerz ub teh whirlllld… 2 menny lawng-buried brane-thorns frum dis postie. 4toonatelii, T adn bunz halp maek ebberyting seam beddar
Micheal Catson
is into that sort of thing.
micheal catson nebbar wanna growz up
*snert*
drrrty
Noes means noes!!!!!
Noes alsew meens ur nose iz gonna meat Ms. Fist, thnxin-u, beary-mush
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Awl joor harbles r beelawng to meh!
yesh, onst dey phinish dry’n oust, dey wil maeks lubbly earrinz…
teddeh i s nawt so curios no more
Duz teh nayme ‘Bobbitt’ring ennee bells?
anee relashin tu Quasimodo?
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Hallooo Tidmum!
Aye wuz lubbin teh photoz ob teh “ohai T” adn foond dis ol sawng 4 U , buttz U prolly noaz it alreddy, bean frum tti…
Ohai Smammie
fanks fur da linky!! Heehee!! so troo-ebreefin duz stop fur Tea!!
Is medissinal in TTI!! Ennee prollumz,we Englishers put the Kettle on!!..(or hav a boddul ob sumfing stronger!!)
Glad yew lyked teh photo’s -We hadz a wunnerful tyme
muss B mah Engalicious angs-tree showing…medissinal T 4 mii iz teh Lapsang wif ryumb.
we has teh earl grey tee in TTI … i fink tis naymed after teh weather *scratchy hed*
I wuz wondering dat teh other day!! Fanks, Jimm!!!!
Smammie, I sees yur Lawng Jawn Bawldry
n I raizez yu som Kinks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eYtNu_heiI&feature=related
“pat, pat, pat” (fuzzy liddle paws clappin’)
Lubz teh Davies!!!
Aye luk’d 4 “Skin & Bones”, butt Utube noa haz….dat wuz ah beeg flavorite un mien.
“she doan eatz noe mash potaytoes, she doan eatz noe buttered skonez…”
“Stay away frum car-bo-hy-draytes
Gonna uk lyke skin n bonez”
giglol, giglol
(picture 5’2″ and 160 lbs., and pass the butter….)
tellz U waht, dis wun iz teh “western swing”
Aye iz sandin U a utube linx, onli Aye fink teh werdprtzel iz nomming itz fur a bit. Iz a sawng abowt tti adn house “ebbery-ting stops 4 T”
duh, tasted it adn sptz itz oust alreddy
betterinaryun cat prepayrz foar nootral sirjerree
axshuulii, iz a teenie bit laet 4 teh vet: bin dere, dun dat.. maiB teh betterinayian cud putz sum limiment awn hymz bruizez
Tudai iz dapanferkitteh’s birfdai!
Happee birfdai dapanferkitteh!!
Mai da 4th bee wif u!!
Tribble! I can haz wurd wif yu?
Yu members dat tribble yu gav me yesterday? It trilled me to sleep
so nicely, but wen I woke up dis morning, dere wuz elebenty
tribbles on teh bed!
Whut m I gonna DO wif dem awl?
Teech dem “synchronized swimmin” 4 wehn teh Coasties cum ober?
hab dem linkie dere liddle hans adn du teh “hai kikz”?
stock upz on teh tritikalii? (snickerz)
mmm…. coasties…
Smammie, were du tribbles hydes dere
liddle hands n feets? I haz nawt seen dem!
N oh noes! I bedder luk to see if my
quad-ro-triti-cale iz safely stowed away in
tribble-pruf contyinerz.
Meenwile, in teh quadrotriticale store…
nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
dey iz beri beri liddle hanz & featz….
yew snorgle dem… and try not to let dem drown yew in teh tribbleness.
Sory, booklion. Furs uff awl, stop feedin dem. Dat slowez downd dere repo, repraduc, dat stops dem from multeeplyin sew fast.
Eye usualee gibs dem awai. Menni planetz nebber scene tribblez b 4! Gib dem tu frenz, famblee, neighborz, peepul onna street, newun but cling-onz! Oh an maybe not da bOrg. LOL, eye jus magined a bOrg tribble! On halleeween, eye passes dem owt tu trick or treeterz. On Easer, wii usese dem instead uff eggz fur hunt. Trubble iz de multeeply sew fast dat hunt nebber endz! Kiddeezz lyke dat!
Tanks, Tribble, fur yur advizez, but
it camez too layt. When I checked my
triticayle sup-ply, I found out dat teh
lid wuz open and teh whole pantry wuz
full ov tribbles!
I haz just spent ALL avternuun chazing n
collekting tribbles. Rite nao tey iz in wif teh
lion, n tey r all purring n trilling togedder.
Bery harmoonius, but Ize afrayd ov anudder
exploshun ov more tribbles.
Happee birfday dapanferkitteh!!! We must has caek, an ai happens to no dat Ambercat is bakin at leest 26 diffrent kinds!
Juss cawl me Mrs Beeton! Oar, fore owr Merkin frenz, Betty Crocker!
Mrs Beeton – Principal Author Of Mrs Beeton’s Book of Household Management and is the most famous cookery writer in British history. However She Passed Away Age 28 Shortly After Giving Birth To Her 4th Child.
I Hope You last longer Ambercat!! =D
Ai awlreddy has! Hao did Betty Crocker fare?!
Ai’m nawt sure Betty Crocker wuz a reel person.. nebody know fer sure?
A madey-uppy personah, akordin to Wiki
house-sum-ebber, dere trulii wuz ah Fanny Farmer (noe, doan goe their, liddle brane cells), adn shii wuz mii idol..lub teh hebby-dooti kaloriiz
Der wuz a Fanny Craddock too.
we can has dunkaroos??
*snert*
mai little brane cells have created a loverly, if komical, mentle image…. it’s involves a large field next tew teh Nawty Barn and lawts of fyre hotties and coasties!
Oooerr Mrs!!
Teh Hottie in teh fitted trunks in teh NB r Beelong to me!!
Du Nawt Maekz teh Asmatic-wun Wheez!!!! Aye tole u Aye wuz doin mah bestest nawt 2 piktur dat…..
Petunia hallin teh plough….
I are sowwy for makin yew wheez, Smammie!!! Heer—yew can hab sum fyrehotties wif teh nawt-seckund aid training in case of emergensee!
Gess wut teh caniibal gibbed hiz wyfe 2 herz brfdai?…
A bawx ov farmer fannies!!!
*snert*
Fankyoo, fankyoo… Iz heer awl week…..
Plz 2 tip teh waitstafz!!!
*wipes martoonie off compewter screen*
Heer’s sum tisyoo, SJ.
Itz tyme 4 mai brake…Mai I join u in hazzin a martoonie???
OT but ai just had a deer in my front garden! An it stood tehr and looked at me wiv its big deer eyez!!! An tehn mai husband openeded teh frunt door an it legged it awf down the road. BAMBI!!! Cum bak….
Corse, if it didunt has teh big deer iys, it’d hav no iy deer…..
oh Ambercat, that wuz teh 2 thirdz pun… it hadz teh “p’nad teh “U”. (mah flavorite kind, wuncha noa?)
*heddesk*
An iffen it had noe legses it wuld be a still no iy deer.
GMTA – Ai oews yu a beer!
An if it had no iys an no legs it’d hav STILL no iy deer!
Tankyuverreemush; Ai’s heer awl week, trai teh tryp!
Ohai, Ambercat, I gess wez apeering on the saim stage dis week!! Ididn see yu at nawt secund… Wud yu like 2 join meh inna croktail??
I fink tehr’z room…
*snert*
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see abov….
If a cow laffs reeli hard..Duz milk cumz owt her noze???
Fank Yoo, Fank Yoo
Dans’s off-stage left—–REALLY fast!!!
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*Hey!!! Hoo frew taht tomato?????*
Torkin of inappropreeyut, ai am afraid Mr SJ has been messin wiv teh dark forsis wut he dus nawt unnerstand. Yesh, he has been into teh yewtillity room. An now teh hoover attashmint is missing an ai cannawt vackewm teh stares.
BTW, he wuz in teh yewtillity room to cleen his golf clubs (he has now taken dem owt to get dem dirty again) which meens dat teh sink is full of mud, teh hand towl is cubbered in mud, an teh stainless steel cleener ai ewes for mai bery nice an hexpensiv sospans has awl been ewesd up. Ai can has martoonie?
*hands SJ anudder boddul ob Martoonie frum mah sekrit stash*
Fank u tidmum. Cheers! Wud u laik a coktail sossidj onna stik to go wiv ur drinkie?
Ohh!! Sossidj onna stik! Nommmmmm. Fankyew SJ.
Hmmmm, dese husbins cans bees veree annoyeing sumtiems;
Trieys yur payshense sumfing feerce!!!!!!!!!!
(Iyf yu tells tehm abbouddit, tehy alwaise haz sum rlly laujikal xpainashun, wich wen yu fink bowt iyt, iys rlly veree llaujikal, butt tehy doan wanna hears iyt!!!!)
Tihs is why teh awto mekanik haz 2 difrint prises…
$50. per hr if he duz it hizownself..
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$75. per hr if yer hubbi helpz
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$100. per hr if hubbi triid 2 fixt it nawt secund!!
*muah* *muah*
* dodges anudder onslawt ov tomatoz*
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*Hey…how bowt frowing sum bergerz -Tehn we can haz lunch*
*snurt*
*golfclap*
Dat wuz deecidedlee endeering and deeliteful.
Well, mebbee not furr u, rite now,…
but *I* has a smile.
Frum wut Ai can sea, iyt’s jes a kitteh wif her oawn purrsenal stuffd teddeh bear toi, wich her bees klutchying pohsessievley;
Probly kitteh can oanley falls asleap wen her snorgles her teddeh bye her siede;
liek Linus adn hims blankeet.
(OKI, jes moave alawng naow; nuffyng iymproapur tu sea hear!!!!)
Military DoctorCat iz chekking recruit for hernia. Iz verry important part of army fizzical. “Turn hed and koff, plz!”
inappropriate cat
will soon feel teh wrath
of two angree bearz
inappropriate cat—nawt so smart akshully
Kitteh is not innap–inapp–doin it rong. Is teh bare hoo showed up on a fambly site wifout hims baving soot. Kitteh is purrtectin teh innersents frum teh bare bare.
this pic is so funny i cant stop laughin at it.
ohyeah….
iiizuncomfortable
lolz that cat has such a perverted face.