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Skipz da middel-manz
conga rat shoelacez on nawt sekkund GNZ!
Bebberage? Dans? Mabee fud stuffz?
Ai has som freshly-baykd bred Ai’s juss tayken owt ob teh uvven, yu want?
ai doan noes abowt GNZ, but ai wantz! lolz
duz u haz freshlee churneded buttah, 2?? *droolz*
Ai has budder, wont enneefink els awn yur bres?
duz u haz fresh hunee frum ur bee hievs? lolz
ai nawt ax mush, u c, jus ebreeting!
wud u liekz sum ub mai freslee brood coughee?
Ai has som ob taht too! Reel cawfee an fresh bred – muss be Sunnydai!
mai hyoomin brokeded teh bred bakr at owr hows!
she kinda stoopy sumtiems, but it wuz axuhdent, sew ai
let her slied dis tiem!
she meded meh sum sammun caeks wit teh lime saws!
ai lieked teh sammun, but nawt likeded teh LIME! pleh FTL
Wel, shoor. Ebbrybuddy noes dat yoo put de lyme in de kokonut!
Wun ob mai colleegs keeps teh hunneebees an sells his hunnee to sum top Lunnon restawnts! But he nebber brings ennee freebees to teh meetings
WOw! wii gettin teh shortaj ub teh hunneebeez!
r un in TTI awlsew? liek Tidmum? (mai memoreez sad! lolz)
yup, juss daon teh rode form Tidmum (abowt 30 mins from her, srsly!)
oh sew kool!
Ai found sumone heer, LeezaB, who werks jus
a few minz frum ware ai libs an went 2 mai HS! small wurld!
Ohai Rosie
Go to da yahoo cheezfrenz site an luk in teh photo albums.
Ambercat an me met up fer Ohai Tee lass weekend an had a reeelly
luffly afternoon-We wared teh Hats an Glubs an ebreefing!!
Tehre are sum picshures of us an teh YNG!! Srsly!!
Gud morning, Ambercat, Rosie,
mai, dat koffeee n teh bred smellz fabuluz!
Ambercat, hab yu tried to voulnter to help
extract hunney frum teh hives? Mebbe
ten yu get sum az tank-yew.
Gud plan, Booklion! Ai’ll trai taht, nekst tym Ai see him!
gud moanin booklion! hao u beez? * hedbonks *
A liddle bit sleepsy still, tank yu.
Rosie, r yu in teh TTI lyke Ambercat, or r yu eerly rizer, lyke me?
*hedbonks, purrs*
ai in Norf Caerolinah US ub A
ai nawt sleepz mush! lolz
Insert cheez heer. Plz.
hao bowt sum ub Ambercat’s freshlee bakeded breds wit cheez?
ai her she a gud cooker!
Is gud bred; teh lahst bach Ai maeded diddunt rys too gud (Ai blaym teh yeest) but tihs lot rysed an rysed! An Ai baykd it wiv a tray ob warteh in teh uvven so it’s sooper-moyst an yummee!
Tomorrow Ai is maykin caeks an cukkees, ennee reekwests?
wate teh minut! u bakeded it frum skritch??
u nawt uze teh bred musheen??
ai sew impresseded!
ai brokeded mai musheen! *sigh* stoopy hyoomin, ai iz!
Ai cheets a bit – teh bredmasheen dus awl teh needing for me; Ai juss puts it in baykin tins an puts it in teh uvven. Ai has teh sooper-bendee rists so needin bred is not so grate, akchully
dat stil teh hard werk!
wut r sooper-bendee rists? ai noes nawt frum dis!
ai haz teh arthur-it-is, iz it liek dat?
Teh ligamunts R moer strechy tahn tehy shud be so, insted ob halpin teh joynts moov teh rite amownt, tehy let teh joynts moov too far sumtyms
otay, ai seez…ai wuz RN 4 awlmoas 30 yeerz an ai nawt c dat
bery offten…hugz
Is a fambly ting; mai brudder teh saym. We yuse to dislomacayt owr fums wen we wus chillun; Ai moestlee growed owt ob it but mai brudder playd teh rugbee so his kept popping! Is nawt rilly a problim, eksept wen Ai forget an leen awn mai hand an mai rists giv wai!
duz waring glubs helps?
not teh pritty ohai tee wunz,
but teh supportiv art-ritus wunz?
ouch! ouch! ouch!
nudder hugz 4 u
OHai Ambercat, if u is makin teh caeks and cukkees, pls cud ai has
angel fud caek
bourbon biskits
creem puffs
d….
*snerk*
Wud yu awlso lyk
Devils fud caek
Eester biskits
Fondunt fansees
G…
ginjer (but nawt poisin) caek
hunny caek
iced buns
j…
gingereee snappies
heart-shayped ckies
Iced cookies
j….
jam donuts (mmm……donuts…..)
kawfee kaek
lemmun merang pi
m…
Milk choc chip cukkees (taht wuns definitly awn teh list for tomorro!)
Nutty nomnomnom! (but NAWT for SJ or she go “Blargh! Ai am ded!)
Orinj caek (to go wit teh lemmun caek)
Pulla (cardamom-flavored sweet yeast bread)
quinceberry cake
rosettes (fur Rosie!)
s…
Oooh, Pulla sownds gud! Ai can has not-LOL spellin so Ai can fyn a resippee?
Dat iz reel spelling! Iz Finnish, n da
Finnish peeps eetz it wif koffee.
Lots ov recipeez online, but I alwayz
uzez double teh cardamom, n
keeps a pepper mill special for grinding
cardamom fresh.
Cool! Ai’ll go luk for a ressippee an trai it tomorro
wut iz teh flaburr ub cardamom?
ai nawt reelee stoopy, ai jus doan noes awl deezfudz! lolz
Prsnly, ai fink teh cardamom taestes like teh toylut cleener – it is sorta perfewmed. Ai guess ai is nawt selling it bery well!
Oh, ai shud point owt dat ai has nawt ackshully tasted teh toylut cleener. Is just wut ai fink teh toylut cleener must taste liek.
LMAO ok den! lolz
ai must go! kittehs wunt to eet!
ai rote note at bottum ub paeg!
hab gud dae!
I lub teh flavur ob teh cardamum,but if you bite into a hole wun
It merinds me ob teh washin up likwid.Pleh!
Glad it is nawt just mee!! Teh wurst fing is crunchin wun unexpecktidly in teh pillow rice.
Ai noe! Ruined mah Indyun meal a while ago-Teh flabur
wuz in mah mouff an wuz teh Pleh!
Teh onlee way I gotted rid ob it wuz tew drink loads ob berry strong Jing an tonniks.Shame.
Poor u to has to suffer in dat wai!!
Ai Nos..Dredfull.Dredfull!!
for wen yu comez back, Rosie,
hard to describy a flavor I haz known
all my life. My faborit flayvor.
If yu eber drinked chai spice tea,
yu hav tasted it. It goes wif cinnamon
bery well, n clove n nutmeg, for
peeps hu can haz toze spices.
mapul iceded sugah cookeez
nawtee barn hay makerz lolz
o…
sugah cookeez wit rosettes! (thx booklion!)
t…
(wut iz quinceberry? is dat reel??)
Quince iz rea. fruut, more lyke pear tan
a berry, tho.
add teh aitch letterz, n then
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quince
to leern about teh quince
thx bery mush! ai will go seez dis !
wii haz awl sortz ub teh beareez in teh suthern US ub A, but
ai haz nebbur had dat onez!
wii haz: bleu, blak, skraw, hukkle, rasp, blak rasp, and uh…
moar! lolz
an’ dingle…
lol ai wuz gonna sae dat, but ai chickened owt! lolz
sotay. SAMS agency, to the rescue. we put our mindz in teh guttur so u dunt have 2
Dat’s a bery gud serviss, ScotchAndMoreScotch. Fank CC for peeps laik u, prepared to lower teh tone at a momint’s notiss.
step 1) be in guttur.
step 2) look at starz.
Okay, ai got teh furst bit coverd.
Toffffeeeee
Upsydaoncaek
Verree yummee biskits
W…
Wafer thin wafers
Xtra yummy caeks
Yello fondunt fansees
Zebra biskits (if they don’t exist, tehn tehy shud)
Ai’m shor Ai cud maek a strypee biskit, or yuse a horsee cukkee cutter, an maek zebrah biskits!
Ooh yesh plz! You can bring tehm to me on Friday wehn u is in teh Lunnon!!!
Shor! Ai’ll drop tehm in to yur offiss or post tehm thru yur dor, awn mai wai hoem – Ai’s stayin wit a frend neer Richmund Park; yu is in Surre, rite? So I’ll be dryvin bai yur haus awn teh wai hoem – neerly!
Yeh, neer enuff! Ai ewesd to liv neer teh Richmund Park, but now ai has mooved furver owt. Is nice there. Ai ewesd to ride teh horsies in teh park, an sumtimes fawl off teh horsies, and tehn chase after teh horsies swearin. Ai can thoroughly recommend Kingston Horspital A&E departmint!
Did yu kno taht teh trees in Bushee Park (nekst dor to Richmund Pk)were plantid in strate lines cos Henery 8th wus a rubbish horsryder (an verry fat an scrofulous and syphillitic – maeks yu wunder hao he got WUN wyf, nber mynd 8!)and cudnt tern corners wivout fawlin orf?! Dont spose he had to hangarownd Kingston A&E, waytin to be seen tho
Ai did nawt no dat. Ai s’pect being teh king mite have had sumfin to do wiv his ability to get lawts of hawt chiks. Ai can fawl awf in a strate line, ai does nawt has to wait for gowin rown teh cornrs. Mai ekwesttreeuyun skills, let me nawt sho u tehm.
Funneh yoo shud bee tawking abawt teh eqwestrian skillz at this moment. Becuz ai wuas just thinking ai mite liek to take it up again!
Nawt taht ai ebber took it up much. Ai havn’t been riding since ai wuz 17! But Fri
(I have NO idea waht is in taht rap-around!!
Friedegg last, after teh furst race – cweenmj an ai went aut riding awn Maus’s beeg Clydedale “Petunia.” An it seemed to bee so much fun tath I thot ai maite liek to trai it again.
Ai think ar horsespittal heer iz prttee gud, too.
An ai has a prittee gud helf inshoorance!
still working on finking owtside teh box …
Prooving teh rool taht kittehs ekspand to fill awl avaylubble spays!
Liek mai bed.
Myn too – Ai has teh jinormus, kingsyz bed and Amber still manajes to push me owt!
o hai KafleeTNF! hoa r u? * hed bonk*
o hai rosie!! I ar good… I went back to beddiebye as soon as i rote dat. Didju have fun at yer party on french fry day?
mowse terap
yer doin it rong.
patented mouse disposal system included?
jus turn teh crank to snap teh plank…
An’ boot teh marble rite down teh shoot.
gud moanin chzpeepz! hao iz u awl dis fien spring AM?
Gud moanin Rosie, ai has teh hangober an teh mozkeeto bite, but udder dan dat ai is good. An tomorrow we has teh public hollyday in TTI, which is teh most eggsilent noos.
Yu got bit by teh drunk ’skeeter an it givd yu its hangober?! Bummer!
Yers dat wuz it, nuffin to do wiv teh copius amownts of red wine ai had, nuh huh.
Ai wus awn teh redwyn lass nyt too, but so far mai hed hasnt notissed – Shhhh! Is owr seekrit!
Ackshully ai had teh beenzontost for teh brekfast (at 11:30 am
) an teh hangober is mush bedderer nao. Butt ai fink ai mite need teh hare of teh goggie layder.
ai noes dat one! Beenz on toast! Ai heer bowt dat onez awl teh time!
r dey leik baked beans? frum teh can, liek teh pork an beans?
Dey is from teh can but to be orfentik, dey must be teh Heinzbakedbeens. Ai has nawt fownd any in teh Ew Ess Of Ayy dat is rly comparable – the soss is diffrent.
Yu can has lots ob hayrs – we awl has teh dayoff tomorro! Yippee! An Ai has nekst Frydegg off too (sortov) – Ai has teh traynin dai in Lunnon. tree-dai-week fore me!
ai hav herd ub “bank hollydae”…iz dat one 2 morro?
Teh “bank hollydae” is any public hollyday rly, so tomorrow is teh MayDay bank hollyday (wehr we awl goes out in boats and has to cawl teh cowst gard) and we has anudder bank hollyday at teh end of May – ai cannawt remember wut dat wun is cawled but it ewesually coincides wiv mai wedding anniversary and teh Pee Gee Ay championship at Wentwerf so ai has spent menny wedding anniversarries watching teh gawlf. *sigh*
If u is in teh Lundun, Ambercat, be shoor to waev wehn u goes past mai orfiss!
Ai will! Teh traynin is in Sahf Kensingtun, juss daon teh rode form Harrods!
OOH bery cormveenyunt. Harrods sells everyfing. U can probly buy a leppard in Harrods.
Can Ai claym it awn Ekspendies, dyu tink?
Ai shud certainly hope so. U can prolly claim teh Vee Ayy Tee bak too.
Ohai SJ!!
Wud nao bee a gud tiem
An hai Tidmum an Ambercat as well. ai had no ideea yoo had thiz midge an moskeeto problimz! Do yoo also hav teh horrid biting blak fliez??
Just got up!! ? after teim pleeze
Ohai Janet! A little later wud be better, as Mr SJ is goin owt to pay teh golf an ai will has teh plaec to myself! Maybe in too howrs?
Two hours wud bee fine – ai cuddn’t tawk rite nao eneway – bubbashoomin has maed mee too sad an ai’m awl choked up!
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we lubs yew Janet.Yew care sooo mush bowt awll ov us.Plz donut ferget to care fer yawsef.
Thank yoo guise. ai’m a liddle be better nao. It wuz just teh shock!
Did yoo see? At teh bottom ov teh previous pickchure.
Ambercat – can yoo alert teh psychic netwerk? Ai wud, butt ai’m nawt shur hao it werks.
Ai thort yu’d want me to so Ai’s dunnit awlreddy
{{{{Ambercat}}}} Thanks!!
Got to go aut nao! TTyL
Ai just luvs it wehn yoo say “thort!” LOL
Mai Inglish aksent; let me sho yu it! (not taht Ai has an aksent, ob corse!)
Ob corse we duz nawt has teh aksent. Eberybuddy else has teh acksents!
werd pretzel gibbun meh trubblez!
sawree bowt ur hangober frum teh drunk mozkeeto !
u haz mozkeeto in TTI??
Teh kween allowz dis??:-)
Is reesunt import – we has awlwais had teh mijjes (espeshully in Skawtland, an tohse b*ggers R vishus!), but in teh last 5-10 yeers we has been getting mozzees too. Awl teh insekts tink Ai am yummee, bai teh end ob teh sommer Ai luks lyk Ai has teh meesuls!
wut r mijjes? u haz 2 edumacate meh! ( ai sowndz liek owr Prezuhdent)lolz
midjis is teh liddle buzzy fly fingies – dey is bery tiny so u can hardly see tehm but dey has teh sharp teefs an dey hunt in packs. Ai is like Ambercat, teh insecks fink ai has teh Misshelyn star, ai is so yummy. So ai gets bit a lawt.
Itchy, itchy, itchy, mustNAWTscratch….
taek teh Piriton (uvver haifeever tablets R awlso avaylubble)! It werks awn teh byts verree well
Teh Pirryton is mai frend. Ai takes dem fings liek smartiees.
Wen Ai goes to teh playces wiv teh mozzees an mijjes an stuff, Ai taeks teh won-a-dai piriton mornin, noon and nyt! Is mai fren too an stops me ternin into teh elleefunkle wumman, from awl teh bytee stings!
Tihs is wot wikki has to sai abowt mijjes – an tehy sai teh Skawtish wuns R teh wersted too!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midge_(insect)
o noes! ai noes liek teh sownd ub dose liddl bugs!
Mah Sissy , B-I-L, an Neece ar werkin in Skawtland.Tehy ar bildin a Hydro powery Fingy in teh Mowntains by Loch Ness.Teh Construkshun cumpnee hab to
gib awl teh employees teh berree eggspensib Mozzy repellunt or dems wud awl
be teh Itchy an Ill an maybee teh udder nasty dizeezes
Teh oenlee repellunt taht werks fore me is neet deet – it melts plastik so juss tink wot it dus to teh lidl nastee bytee stinggee tings!
Dat stuff eeted mai harebrush. Srsly.
but it keeps teh bugs awai!
Prolly becaws tehy is worried abowt tehr harebrushes.
*snerk*
Ai jess pikked orf Fern, Teh biggest ,hairyist ugliest rigglyist
tick ai ebber seed in mah Lyfe!! Ewwww!!
Paw girlie cum runnin in skreechin an teh eer awl screwd up.She let me see it an was teh brayve girlie while I pikked it orf. She gots teh perky
eerz nao an haz eetid a hole pouch ob Sheba.
Ohai Ambercat, SJ & Tidmum,
Ai wuz reedin dat teh mowf wash “Listerine” issa gud fur da bytz anna werks gud awlso fur sprayin awn yer skin assa reep ellent. Ai haznt tryed it mahslef, butt wood tink if werf tryin ennywai. Plz tu let us no if it halps. kthxbai
Wow, rly? Ai has nawt heard dat. Ai gives it a try! Fank u!!
Teh bugs still byt yu but at leest tehy has teh mintyfresh breff ahfterwuds!
ai wroted teh pome 4 teh wiki, sew ai brotz it heer 2…seamz fitten 4 dis tiem ub yeer
“Kit-teez”
Ai tink dat ai shal nebbur c
A creechur luvlee az a kit-tee.
A kit-tee hooz hungree mouf iz prest
Aginst teh suite earfs flowing nest;
A kit-tee dat lukz at Ceiling God awl dae,
An liftz her floofy paws 2 prae;
A kit-tee dat mae in summr ware
A nest ub robins in her fur;
Upon hooz boosum sno haz lane;
Hoo iti…inn…hatez 2 lib owt in teh rane.
Poemz r maed bi foolz liek meh,
But ownlee Ceiling God can maek teh kit-teez.
(Ai stoleded teh ideuh frum teh Joyce Kilmer pome “Trees”)
Nawt “stoel” – juss tuk it owtsyd to see wot it lukked lyk in teh lyt…!
lolz otay den! ai can libs wit dat!
beyutiful pme, Rosie!
thx 4 teh sayin ai did gud! *purr hed bonk*
Hmm Ambercat, does u has a bit of a Winona Ryder problm u needs to share wiv us?
lolz
is about to be married to beetlejooz?
Ai’s abowt to get marrijed?! WooHoo! Abowt tym too!
lol alwayz a bridemayd?
or tinks she has to tell cher she got preggerz from kissin a boi?
or is using her witchcraft wiles on John Proctor? or… um… is a robit and that makes her rly rly sad?
Or is from Winchestertonfieldville, Iowa?
Ai’s tryd taht; kissd lawts ob bois but still nawt preggnunt
from what I heer, there’s spozed to be some birds and beez involved in teh process someware
Nawt shure ai wants teh beez involved in dat partiklar process. Stingy.
Is okay so long as u don’t hold handz. Holdin handz = preggers fer shur.
Ai wus tinkin, if Ai donut fynd a man to marrij me an by me a big haus an keep me in teh manner to wich Ai wish to Bcom accusomd an giv me lotsanlots ob behbehs, mebbee Ai cud by som awn ebay? Taht’d werk, rite?
Ennyfing is possible dese days. Ai wud nawt get dem from Ikea tho, there is awlways a bit missing.
An tehy awl has sillee naems, form tehre!
Dat’s troo. U wud nawt want a bebbeh cawled “Splart” or “Wibloo”.
Oh Ai dunno; Splart sownd abowt rite for a behbeh – kynda onomatapeeic!
I wunner if it wud be Smell a mat a paeic too?
Ambercat, Ai lyke dis stayt mint–
“keep me in teh manner to wich Ai wish to Bcom accusomd”
FTW!
Is a lawng-held ambishun, wun taht mebbee akownts fore mai purrsisstently singul stayt!
Dere is just nawt enuff 95 yr owld billyunaires wiv teh hart condishuns arownd dese dayz!
An Ai shud kno!
Its teh inn floo ens ob LCB! Yr honner!
Ai must awae! Mai yung kittehs wunt teh brakefast fudz! (8:30 AM heer in teh sowf US ub A)
Ai wuz jus finkin doe…2dae ai lernt abowt: quinceberreez, cardamom, beans on
toast, bugs in TTI an ai awlwaze lernz sumpin in dis funneh plaec!
Teh comment sexshun is FTW!
Hab a gud dae awl mai chzpeeps!
*purrz, hed bonkz 2 u awl*
*snerk*
You sed “sex shun”!!!
werd pretzel ate mai gud bye note! argh
u guys hab grate dae!
mai kidz an katz wunt fud stuffz!
hugs and bonks and purrz!
Has a good day urself! Feed teh kitties and teh hyoomin kittns an has a lubbly Sunday!
Hmm, so ai just went to hang owt teh washin, an – as is mai custom – ai wuz singin while ai did it. An reelised dat ai wuz singin teh Fronsh nashnul anfem. Ai is nawt Fronsh. Ai is nawt in Fronce. Wher did mai hed get dat wun from?
Iz raynin heer Mah tumbly dryer beez awn obertyme!!
Ai singed mah silleh Cat sawngs an teh naybers wuz lukkin at me awl straynge.Dun noe why?…
Wehn ai sed “hang owt teh warshin” ai ment, hang teh warshin dat just caem owta teh tumbly drier over teh bannyster to air. Is nawt rainin heer at teh momint, but is reservin teh rite to do so layder. Prolly when ai goes owt for a walk.
Mebbee yu wus channulling Mais Oui?!
May Wee???
AKA Mary O’Spockn, currently resydin in Peroo but nawt eeting pinny gigs (or so she tinks….!)
Oh deer deer deer.Whut to do?
Ai jus askidently found a boddul ob martoony in mah hand.It wuz teh majik boddul.
Pored itsef into a hyooge glass an lept into mah hand it did….
Well, it’s ahfter middai so Ai’d sai taht’s cloes enuff to beer o’clok ( nao offishully calcyoolayted to be 6.14pm, apparruntly)!!
Cheers!
MARTOONIE TIME!!!!! Eberybuddy ober to teh nawty barn?
Has yu seen teh pikchur ob teh YNG Tidmum an Ai fownd? R yu wiv teh cheezfrenz, awn teh yahoo groop? Tidmum an me had Ohai Tee lass week an fownd a statchoo ob a Yung Nekkid Gy – so we tuk fotos an posted tehm, lyk teh machur an sofistayted wimmins we R! An we had martoonees. An cowcummer sammijes. An wore big hats an glubs!
Ai has nawt joinded teh cheezfrenz, as ai has teh multipul perrsunality disordr awn teh interwebs an if ai has to remememember wun moar passwerd mai brain will asplode. Butt, if tehr is pickshurs of u an teh YNG an teh big hats an glubs….maybee ai shud take teh plunj. Hao does ai get dere?
go to da yahoo.com./groups/cheezfrenz
Wen yew register,DMarie will aprrove you an den Wallah! You iz a cheezfren!!
ai has fallen at teh nawt second hurdle! Ai cannawt find teh cheezfrenz! Ai has fownd a lawt of bery odd lukkin groops dat ai will NAWT be joinin however
Trai tihs;
h t t p : / /
groups.yahoo.com
/cheezfrenz
Ai fownded it. Ai has politelee rekwested teh joynings. Nao ai is waytin for teh authormisayshuns. And ai has aNUDDER noo usernaem *rolls eyez* as dey sed ai cud nawt be SJ.
But ai is SJ!!!
*snif*
Ai cudnt be “Ambercat” – Ai has to be mai IRL naem
AI IS DERE!!!! OOh, u looks so purty in ur hats an glubs.
Ai lurrrved myne glubs. Ambercat mayded dem spesshully fur me
Teh elefunkle bum awn wun hand an teh piggee awn teh uvver!!
Dem has pryde of place in mah Kitteh cullekshun.
Aaaawww!
SJ – shirley you donut trai to keep awl of them in yur hed???
Ai keep a wurd phyol – where ai rite all these things down. And even tehn it gets a bot confoolzed. But moast of teh time – it’s there fur mee when ai need it – wich iz awlmost ebree tiem ai need a password!!
An Ambercat will surely taek you bai the hand, as she did fur mee – an show yoo aroung the cheezfrenz site if yoo need it. AI needed it – an ai’m still nawt reelee purrrfishent!
Ai keep awl myn in a lidl silber noetbuk – tho moestlee my passwerd is “passwerd” or els is mai mudder’s mayden-naem, oar Ai’d NEBER amember tehm!
Ai r Der.!!
Ohh fyremenz,Coastguards,YNGs Martoonies!!
I finkso we jess fownd a slice ob hebbun awn erf!!
Danyull Craig’s still tehr sumwehr, rite? Oar did he exscape?
Fink he still der-Maybe yew shud chek it out SJ-teh fyremans had awll teh akshun lately.DC is prolly rarin tew go!!
Danyull Crayg? Wot Danyull Crayg? Oh yu meen tihs wun, in teh tiny speedos – erm, Ai juss brot him into my haus to…errrr…keep warm. Yeah, taht wus it, to keep him warm. An werk awn his irnin skills. An practiss his moovs for teh velcro warl
Oh, Ambercat, Danyull is awl covverd wiv finger prints! Whot has u been doin to him. An…wait….shirley nawt….. are dose TUNG marks????? Dey ARE!!!!! Oh, Ambercat, for shame.
Yu tort me ebbereefing Ai kno! Aprt form a fyu fings Ai thort up for maiself!
Oh rly!!
Akshully,ai nawt lyke Ennee hunky man in speedo’s.-Nuffing or nuffing
will make me lyke dem speedo fings.Ewww.
Nao,put a Hottie in a pair ob fitted trunks den HELLO BOYS!!!!!
Fink Ai better stay inna Nawty Barn fer a while.Teh Martoonies are maykin me awl un-neccessary!!!
Or mebbee yu shud put yur be-hayvin cap awn…!
ummmmm…? Be hayvin cap..? Heheheheheh!!!!
Oahi Grils!
Wuz Ai teh 1 hoo thunk up dis term? Not Be-hayvin Cap? CuZ Ai red it rong? Eef sew, Ai happitail wee haff a nu laff werd
Ohai fikshunKitteh
iz a gud werd. Clebber finkin.
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dat wuz mah Hazel sayin Ohai-She r too big tew sit awn me wen I r typin
She sez “Feed me NOW!!”
IT’S A TRA…zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hiya! Ima lolcat, ru?