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Sweet dreamz, Hooman.


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Sweet dreamz, Hooman. Sweet dreamz.

but eye haz bad dreemz.

picture: Brooke. lol caption: Siava

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  1. Ambercat says:

    Kitteh, dus yu need a snorgle snorkle?

    • tidmum says:

      ConCaturdaylayshuns Ambercat on teh Nawtsekkund furvest frum last :grin:
      .
      If teh Kitteh duzzent need teh snorkul,I duz!!.
      .
      Hab sum Hot buddered toawst an Marmalayde an a mug ob Kawfee.
      Ohh der sum Danish pasrees too.. Nom nom nom…
      .
      …gotta go tew da shoppe fur teh paypurr an garden rubbish bsgs -BRB…………

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      jAnd gud morning too yoo, too Ambercat! {{{Ambercat}}} Ai nebber tahnked yoo propurrrlee fur guarding teh Troll Brij wif mee. Ai think purrhaps wee shud get sum fancee uniform to ware!!

      Waht color wud hoo laik?

      • Ambercat says:

        Ooh! Red and green, wiv gold eppo….epple….oppelll…sholder bits!

        Ai tink R gardin werkd – Ai’s not seen taht pertikler troll Awl Week! Yippee!

        • tidmum says:

          Troll Slayers United FTW!!!!

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          We cud awl three get teh prittee uniformz. an yur color choices, Ambercat!! cudn’t bee bedder. an ai laik the gold . . sholder bits.

          HOOO wud dare to stand against teh three of us????

  2. tidmum says:

    All yaw blankees r belong to me!

    • Ambercat says:

      Tidmum, Ai tinks we has teh innerwebs AWL TO WOR SELFS!!! Wot shall we do, wyl nowun is lukking?!

      • tidmum says:

        Ohhh :grin:
        *whispers* we cud make loads ob noyse an skreem an showt to wake up teh slugabeds?

        • Ambercat says:

          *snikker*

          • barboid says:

            lol! i iz up wayyy past my bedtime! where are you guyz at? i’m in calif… uhm cal …da west coste. 3:25 am here…. and you?

          • tidmum says:

            Less injoi teh eggsclusivittee fer aliddle while.
            .
            Right…How bowts a lizt of fings tew do awn Caturday ?
            .
            Lessee…Hmmmnnn
            .
            Ask a naybur to shuddup teh wubbinge moosik
            Build a Fort
            Cook dah nommy breffust
            D..

            • tidmum says:

              Drink lots of Alkahol
              Eat Chokklit
              Fly a Kite
              H..

              • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                Get drisst
                Hav a cuppa Hawt cawfee
                Inspekt teh lawn fur weeds
                J. . .

                • tidmum says:

                  Jump onna trampleen
                  Kik teh Trolly butts
                  Love teh frenz an fambly
                  M..

                  • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                    Maek teh baked been fur teh cookout/potluck
                    Nap a bit befoar going to teh parayde
                    Open teh can ov gushee fud fur teh kittehz – an put it in teh bowl!!!
                    P. . .

                    • tidmum says:

                      Pik sum priddy Flours
                      Que at teh iycekreem van
                      Run up an down teh freshly mowed lawn…Fanx MrT.M ♥
                      S..

                      • Ambercat says:

                        Sinalawng to teh moosik ob owr yoof, awn teh raydeeo
                        Taek teh rubbij owt
                        Untangle to hoes form ebberyfink els in teh shed!
                        V…

                        • tidmum says:

                          Vie wiv teh Kittehz fer teh sunny patch onna Lawn
                          Wash teh clobes :shock:
                          Xamine teh straynge lukkin fungus growin in teh lawn
                          Y..

                        • Ambercat says:

                          Yern for teh lawng hot summers we tink we amembers
                          Zzzzzzzzzzzzz in a dek chayr (unner a blankee!)

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          *sigh* How wells ai members teh lawng hawt summer. . .

                          Lying in teh hammock . . .gentle breezes . . .gud buk. . .icey cold drink. . ttea oar lemonade. . .teh birds chirpin. . .teh breezes russling throo teh trees. . .napxzzzzz

                        • Ambercat says:

                          Teh insekt byts; teh sunbern; teh hayfeever. Teh yscreem taht meltid Bfore we cud eet it; teh bad temmpers form bein too hot – ah yes, Ai amembers it well!

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                          LOL LOL LOL

                          Ai think yoo remembers it bedder. . .

                        • altosinger says:

                          Gigi, FTW!!!!!

                        • thisncat says:

                          Whut a grate list u guyz! Gonna try an do eberyting awn THAT list!!

        • tidmum says:

          * DINGALING…BANG…CRASH….TOOTTOOOT….BRRRRINNNGGGGGGG
          KNOK KNOK DIDLEDEDEEE …WHEEEEEEEEEEE…..NEEEEEEEENAWWWWWW
          NEEEENAWWWWWWWWWW…BEEEEEEPBEEEPBEEEP….PLINKY PLONKY PLUNK
          ..SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH….YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA….BASH..CRASH…THUD*

          …Heavy metal moosak blarin……kettle whistlin…kittehs yodellin….lawn mower
          sounds….
          .
          GOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOORNING CHEEZLAND!!!!!!!!
          ….Tidmum runs off laffin,an dodging assorted flying missilez cummin frum awl ober the innertoobz……… :lol:

          • tidmum says:

            Harrrumpfh!! Lazee liddle toads!!
            Wakey wakey ebreewun-Iz Caturday!!
            Cum an plai!!

            • booklion says:

              I heardz da noyze all da way ober here!
              Iz drinkking Earl Grey tea in ur honor,
              Ambercat and Tidmum, but I do not be waering
              glubs or pritty hat.

              • tidmum says:

                Mornin booklion :grin:
                No need fer hats an glubs-I gots mah sunnyglasses awn an ma hare
                scraped bakk :cool:

                • booklion says:

                  Oooh, da sun iz not quite rized ober da hill
                  yet, but birdies singing der liddle
                  harts out alreddy.

                  • tidmum says:

                    Awwww!! Birdee sawngs :grin:
                    We skeered dah wildlyfe awai I finkso..mow dah lawn,nok down teh
                    nebber finnished Brik BBQ projekt frum lass summer :shock:
                    Skreem at teh spidderz an crawlee fings unnerneef….

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            Whoooo Hoooooo!!! Taht did it!! LOL!!! WOW Tidmum!! So grate to have yoo bak!

            Akkshullee – ai just got bak hoam – an it iz nao 6:45 AM in nawt yet sunnee Meeshigusn!

            Ai wuz up at 3:30- becuz today iz ar big Blossom Parade (as we ar in teh hart ov the furitet belt – lots ov froot tree blossoms). And ai had to be at teh parade area bai 4:30 to put aut ar chayres an blankees to secure uz ar good spot. But – we haz to wait until 6AM to put tehn awn teh grass. Teh urlee part is to save teh place to put them.

            Teh pleese keep draiiving up an doun – maeking shur no wun cheets!!1 LOL

            Teh paryde starts at wun PM. After teh parade we awl go to mai brother’s haus in twon fur a cook out/pot luck (Ai’m bringing baked beens an deviled aches!) An tehn we draw ar horses fur teh Derby. Ebreewun must put in a quarter – an teh winner gets AWL ov tehm. We ar BEEG tiem gamblerz!!

            An tehn we hav coffee an dessert – an sit an chat an tell famblee storees. An tehn we go hoam, except mai brother. Cuz he’s alreddee there.

            A vreree pleasant way to spend a dai!

            • booklion says:

              Gud morgon, JCHK,

              Deveilled aches? To teh debbil wif tose aches, I sez.

              Still too sleepy to make sense
              How we make birfday card for Paige hu has kikked
              canser’s butt? She be free years old today.

              • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                Paige iz teh nees? an she’s awnlee free????

                Ai wuz thnking ov starting teh birfday partee fur Tribble at ten next pikschur.

                We cud doo tehm awl at teh sayme tiem. and exhier8ted, too (an ai spelleded it rong.)

                Ai just too teh cut an payste. Ai maek teh card – with teh mewsikal noats – we word sumwhere – an tehn just pop it in.

                An guten Morgen to yoo, too!!! mai – but there seem to be a lot ov peepl hoo speek jrman around heer.

                • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                  Oh mai – ai think ai needz to go bak to bed. Yoo can hardlee reed waht ai rote fur awl the strange spellings. Ai blayme it awl on teh stoopee rap-around – where yo can’t see waht yoo ar riting! LOL! Cud’t be mee!! :D

                  • tidmum says:

                    Gud Mornin Deer Janet :grin:
                    Yew beed up awl nite? WoW!!
                    I wuz up ay freefirty a.m makin kawfee an playin teh *lemmee owt*
                    *lemmee in* gayme.
                    *owt..noe..in..umm…Owt?..In?.. Press teh liddle pawses an fayces
                    at teh patteeoh windoes..Meooww..Oh.K.den Mummah.Gushifud plz
                    sinse yew alreddy up ..Purr purr rub rub..* :lol:
                    .
                    Sowns lyke a lubbly dai yew got planned..Teh Parade is sure tew
                    be priddee wib awl teh blossums an floats. *sigh*
                    .
                    *Cherry Pink*
                    *and apple blossom White*…la la la la

                • booklion says:

                  I too sleepy 2, but wantz to mayke sure lil neese ov xhiler8s (I kants
                  remember spellin ov her nayme) getz reembered.

                  Yur paradye n partay sounds terrif

            • thisncat says:

              Janet, it be soundin lyke forf-uv juleye celebrashun in Meeshigun!! i’ll jus grab meh wun uv teh debbled eggs. Got to go an do ebery thing awn list frum abuv! Except maybee teh clothes washin an garbig dumpin. Hope yu has teh grate dai!!

    • teenie says:

      Ai lyke dis, Ambercat, iz verree clevver. All teh blankeez r belong 2 kitteh–ebryware en al teh tyme. Iz how it werkz.

  3. Revenge, I will haz it

  4. the_lol_pea says:

    i will not sleepz good 2night

  5. Exlr8n says:

    Um… Iz teh noo LOL late this morngn??? Hallo?

    • booklion says:

      Gud morning, Exlr8n!
      I maded a birfday card fur Paige, n posted da link,
      but WP eated it. It should pop up soon.
      n happi birday to you!

    • Ambercat says:

      Ohai Exlr8n, Hippo Burdee to yu, for yesterdai and to yur kniece for todai! Teh tymings R kwite offen diffrunt awn teh weekends – no 11am (Brit tym)/midnyt (burger tym)pikchur so teh nekst wun shud be 3pm(Brit tym)/4am (burger tym)

      • Exlr8n says:

        Lessee… 42 karry teh 1 equal 10am Meechigan tyme. Ai haz teh tyme to jump inna showr fasst. BRB.

        Fangs for teh birfday witches! Ai may need teh leeson onna car opener.

        Agin…Brb.

        • booklion says:

          Let me try dis agen:

          mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1076480

          n yu puts da h-letters in fronts.

          Must go nao.

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Hai Exlr8n! Ai thot today wuz yur birfday!! So – Happee Birfday – yesterday!!1

          An yoo ar in Meeshigun? tehn teh pikchur hav been heer at 9 AM!!1 Indeed, it iz layte! An – mite ai ask where yoo ar in Meeshigun? Ar ar in St. Joe, in teh Souf West Korner!!

  6. ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

    sweet dreemz. dey is maded of dis.

  7. booklion says:

    Happy birfdaiz, eberboddy.

    Paige, der iz a birfday card fur yu at
    http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1076480

    Xlr8n, happi birfday!

    Tribble, Live Long and Prosper!

    I can’t stay and play today, but eberybody hab fun!

  8. trtskh says:

    jus wen u fot it r sayf foar u 2 sleepz

  9. mamarosa says:

    Mai naem iz Inigo Montoya…..

  10. Werdycnan says:

    G’Kar kitteh: Seeps well, Mollari. Seeps lytlee

  11. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Sumboddee hurted kitteh’s feelyings; soe her jumpeded iynto bedd adn pulleded teh cubbers oaver her hed;

    Sez her woan cum aowt untyl tehy pologyze;

    (Kitteh feals soe badd becuz tehy cawled her a fraidey-kat;)

    Cum tu fink ov iyt, wen yu taike a luuk at kitteh, teh naime-cawler mite bees rite!

    :razz:

  12. Brooke says:

    This is my lovely kittie Led Zeppelin. He is a very cranky old man of 19 years. Yes he always looks this way. Evil.

  13. peep says:

    mai furri overlord doz dis…Turtle Cat es ebil incanit…
    swkred.
    halp.

    i kant git mai bed….

  14. witechatty says:

    thats cute

  15. witechatty says:

    my kitteh b thinking dat!!!

  16. witechatty says:

    ^_~


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