Unxpekted fractal result
Unxpekted fractal result in Schrodinger xperimint
kitteh nawt noe who dis Schrodinger hoomin is? nd wut he doin wif da kittehs?
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Kyle Mathis
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Petunia comes in like a flash on her rocket-powered roller skates. Maus and two fire ladies are riding, with Maus in full Queen’s Piper costume. Petunia is wearing her new pink-and-green paisley blanket.
Diamond Kitteh adn her trustee mount Teddeh, a jiant whiet kitteh, R poysed adn reddee at teh starting line. An they iz off!!!1!
Oh noes!! Teddeh is distracted bai the sqwirlls! He charjes off after dem, wif DK klinginging awn furr deer lief! Odder racers R skattered in awl direkshuns!
no farez!!
PENALTIEZ ON TEH PLAI!
DK, duz u rly hav a gient whyte kitteh naymed Teddy? Coz I hav one in my hart frum long yrz ago…..
Ai dew indeed. N hims R teh sweetest boi ebber. Hims will being 10 tihs Joo-lie.
Hims hadda floofy bruvver, all blak, named Bear, butt Bear meetinged a berree sad end.
Oh, I soweee (((((DK)))). Wen I wuz hazzing mai Teddy, tehre wuz also a all blakk “Ruthie”. Ower Teddy wuz teh sweetest kitteh wii ebber ebber had, too!
Ur big whiet kitteh wuz named Teddy too?
Ai fot u just meanted u had a big white kitteh! Befoar Teddy, ai onlee habbing gurl kittehs, n nebber wuz fond ob teh whiet wuns, but Teddy stoleded mai hart. 
sowry 4.5 DK, abowt yr floofy Bear kitteh.
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I fink it’s much harder when they goez that way. My Dixie I menshuned on teh previus thred hadded a bad sad end too.
I fink itz best to try and remmemburs the happie times and nawt to think of teh othur. But itz hard.
Aww, ai R sowry bowt Dixie, too.
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It’s true about the happy times; I still laugh when I remember Bear’s pitiful meowing when he thought he couldn’t get down from a tree, and the way he and Teddy played together!
i’m sorree {{{41/2K}}} mah tora-kitteh had sad end too, not shur zactly wut but i haz my suspishuns based on evidens i wishez i didnt haz…
but wuteber bad happnd, tehy is now happee an saef in teh meddow on teh other sied ob teh brij, playin an waytin for their frenz to joynz tehm, an we alwayz rebembrees tehm in our hartz
Sorwy, leeza, ai forgotted Teddeh’s blinders.
Didja habbing fun ennewai? Ai did!!!1!
Gud luk rownding up awl teh sqwirlls….
Well I iz still werking on it. *pout*
But u knows…. I think I’ll let them go have a littul exercise. And if they don’t come back… we’ll it’z not liek they don’t grow on trees!
but leeza-b, dey iz nuke-leer skwirellzes.
tey will drop nuke-ler waste whereber tey go!
there are a fyoo kinks in teh system, yes.
but we haz a nooclear grayde pooper scooper to takes care of that til we can figure sumthin else owt.
A grayte winged lion swoops dazzlingly through teh spayce-tyme conti..cn-tyme-in-u-nom, all da way frum anchunt Babylonia n da staybles ov Nebuchadnezzar, to run in dis raycee. Booklion lies along da back ov da lion between da grayte golden wingz, fingerz twined in the teh shiny bronz mayne.
Oooooo, tihs gud wun! Berree fantastikal!
Tank yu, zauberflote. I tink I keepz teh lion.
I lyked yru concert on teh fyretruck.
Dat lion gonna b a hazzard to leeza’s skwirrlz! An fankz! Did it rutn owt wii haz ovver connecshunz in teh spaye-tyme-whatsit? Maybe I go looksee.
Ai will be sending Herbie the dentist to see teh Lion…. just a chekup, u noes.
Nothin else. Nope. Nutthin.
Lions lyke to eatz Herbies…lyke catnip, u noes…
I dont tink enny dentist, Herbal or odderwize, haz a chance around a
giant lion wif wingses…
First, I taut dat it wuld be bad fur lion to eat
green glowly nukular skwireels…but nao I
finks mebbe dats hao lion grew wingses in
da beginning tyme.
….GO
Tidmum peddals furiousslee awn her trusty Trycycle wiv teh shoppin basket full ob Kittehs…Teh kittehs am tryin tew pinch teh streemers on teh habdulbars ob gold an silver tinsel flutterung in teh wind….dingalingalingaling…..
ooo… tidmum! Ai liek ur trycicle!! Espeshully teh tinsel!!
shineeee!!
Fanks KafleenTehNawtFirst
Iz skeered ob teh 2 wheel bysikkles.
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Tinsel iz shredded nao-Dem kittehz awl cubbered in sparklee bits nao!!
Hay, Tidmun~~~
Iz yoo rydin saim kyna skooter as me??
Frum 2 pikshurs ago…
…borked foot in Janumaberry, So Iz rinted me a skooter (tink try sickle butt reberse, 2 weels inna frunt anna 1 weel inna bak wif hannel bars anna teeny pad to neel awn). Yooza gud fute tu poosh awound. YES!! Dats it, Ai wheel drive mai skewter!!
*runz to giradge tu get doan adn dust awf*
*putz on streemers cumma owta hannel bars anna dingding bell*
*merembers helmut adn glubs*
dingding bell FTW!
Ohai fikshunkitteh,
Hoap yaw borked foot iz teh mended nao?
Mah trycycle beez a 1 weel at teh frunt an 2 at teh bak.
Gots a shoppin baskitt an a bell an ebreefing!!
Iz akshully mah Boichiks-himz cuddent ride a bike an a Charity gabe him dis tew doo teh lernin awn.
After 1 summer praktissin he lerned tew ride teh nermal bike-Yayyy!!
I mite akshullee go awn it dis summer-teh traffik an bysikkles donut mix beree well.I r teh skeered tew go awn teh main road.
Fanks, mai fute iz twying ta mended. Ai owta teh cassed adn stoopy wokking bute four teh lawng tyme, butt has a limps steel. Mai grayce fill gate, let me show yoo it!
Ai will taek yu sykling wiv me an maek yu feel sayf agin, Tidmum - Ai kno lawts ob nys, kwyit, playces to sykul neer us
Why fankyew, moast kyndlee offur
Mennee Happieez tew yew Deer Rosie
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I baked a hyuge cake-iz can be ennee flavur yew lyke- Iz teh Majik!!
Make a wish wen yew blo owt teh Candulz.
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Pssst …. teh Fyre Brigord am awn stanby iffen yew want teh canduls tew set off teh fyre alarm..I made shore teh Moast Hansum Fyreman am awn dooty as a speshull birfday treet.
Yew is such a gud frend for teh Rosie!!!! How did you steel him awai from LCB? And me 4 dat matter??
I haz a frenly nayberhood Fyreman
he lended me one ob hiz frenz!!!
An awaaaaaeeeeeeyyy wee gooooo!! Whoooo hoooo!
“It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.” Happee Birfdae JKJ ☺
Ai wuz awn mai noo Vespa. Wich ai don’t have yet, but ai am going to!!!
A song for Rosie
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(wif aplologies to Jackson Browne)
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I was looking at teh lolcats
Like an eager pup
I was scrolling all around
But I had to look werds up
They were too hard to suss out
Looked like I had nowhere to go
Then I clicked Rosie’s link
And I lerned lolspeak just like a pro
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So Rosie ur all rite, to u I sing
And ur lolspeak site, Rosie fun u bring
When I need some insight I go consult ur wiki
Lolspeak’s no mystery, I’m not uptight, Rosie
I was riding a chariot pulled by my thoroughbred team of Seven Deadly Sloths.
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Their names are:
Lust,
Gluttony,
Greed,
Wrath,
Envy,
Pride, and
Leaving Ur Shopping Cart in teh Middle of teh Aisle and Wandering Off Oblivious to teh Fact That U are Blocking Everyone Else’s Way and Being a Big Fat Doodyhed
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I is vry proud of mah team. We has trained hard all week, and turned in some good times in trial runs. Well, not so much “runs” as “walks”. Well, not so much “walks” as, um, er, well, there was movement in a forward direction. Anyway, we placed as well as we did in today’s race mostly because teh sloths were not as fast to react to teh skattered skwrils as some of teh other racy animules was.
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Go, seven deadly sloths, go!
ROFL!!!
ROFLPIMP!!
Hay, next time maybee next tiem u can try some nooclear sloth kibble. Reely makes em lite up!
ROFLPIMPx2
lolcatburgler, yuz funniest peep on teh inntertubs.
adn heer ia goes, berri layt, but slolee kechin up tew teh leedurs. ai iz dryvin mai bloo rodestur!
Mai munny’s on you & your sebben-sloth-powered chariot. f.r.
WOW ai hab teas in mai eyez! *sniffle*
yew ams appreshe8tid!! *wisspurrs* duzznt yew hab a birfdai cumin up tew?
mae 22 and ai beez dis menneez! *holdz up paws, awl ub dem an tail 2
an naybur catz paws an teh udder naybur cats paws an, wel u get teh
pikshur!* LOLZ
nebbermind,,,,, ai fink ai am losing it, Rosie.
sew i sent an email to yew awhile back cuz ai saw on wun ob yr kittlins pikshurs yew has teh same Steve Hanks print onna wall dat ai duz… (heck prololly mos ob teh peeps has it) anyway an i saw dat yew is bornd in same yr as me and dat yew libbed in Germ inny wen yew wuz a kittlin tew………. mai Dad wuz Army an we libbed in Stuttgart and Bamberg…. himz wuz 7th calvary. innywai, was egg sited cus we hab sew much in commins……….
well sum odder time………. meanwhile, has a wonnerful birfday and ai’ll catchup in August!!
ai bees dat minni tew!! ha!!
ai kann change teh laws uv fisicks!
scottee gave me a lift- ai wuz halpin him fynd sum parts…
Fly lyke teh wind!
3 Cattails floats in onna big floofy cloud uf fuzzee, furree feelions.
♫ ROSIE’S BIRTHDAY SONG ♫
Presented bai:
THE CHEEZBURGR CELEBRASHUN FLUTE KWIRE
♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY tew u ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY tew u ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY deer Rosieeeeeee ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY tew u ♫ ♫
Teh Cheezburger Celebrayshum Kwire is ryedin awn…..the Fyretruck!
Weee-ooooo—weeeee-ooooo WHONNNNNK WHONNNNNK!!!
Zauerflote, did yu kno yur truk is missing too fyrwimmins? Tehy is up teh thred wiv Maus - howebber, Ai see yu has plenny ob fyrMENS awn bord; mebbee yu cud spayr wun? Or too? Fwee, at teh most…
Ambercat, u iz welcom to awl teh fyremenz u liekz! Whut wif teh 100-peese Floot kwire, teh fyremenz wuz gettin kinda growchee enneeway. All dat hooffin an poofin!
Ob corse, tehy is nawt fore me - Ai’s juss myndin tehm, for a frend. Yeah, taht’s ryt, juss lukkin ahfter tehm. Ai’ll juss put tehm owt ob the wai, ober heer in teh Nawty Barn
*taeks off be-hayvin cap…!*
See yu awl layter. MUCH layter!
Wh00t Wh00t Ambercat!!!
Tidmum, Ai tinks mebbe yu shud halp me taek caer ob these fyrmens - an selly brayt yur sayf reterns to teh innertoobs!
Ambercat, woot woot! Be-hayvin cap!!