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Praeing Mantis needz to prae harder


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Praeing Mantis needz to prae harder

oar do yoo jus want 2 prae 4 a cheezburger?

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  1. JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

    Run!! Run Away!! RUN FOR THE ROSIE!!

    • Smammie says:

      Cheeztown ladies sing dis song, DoDah, dodah……

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      RUN FOR THE ROSIE

      Todai starting at HIGH NOON EST (teh third pikchur up fur teh day)

      All racers shud bee at their Pewterz an reddi to go at 11:59 EST

      Pleez remember. No wun commint between teh racers so we can see teh results.

      Racers: Go to your commint an tell us waht you were riding – oar your method lf motdivashun .

      An ene menshun ov “f. r.t” will bee an automaticamul disk. . disco. . .meenz yoo lose!

    • concatumalashuns on teh nawt sekkund !

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Thank yoo Rosie – veree much! Fur taht, an fur awl taht yoo hav dun fur us.

        Yoo doo know – rite? – taht this race is fur YOO. Yoo ar teh Rosie we ar running fur! It is in your honor taht we gather today – to celebrayte ar deer Rosie! Hoo iz awlwaz az sweet an nice az enewun cud ebber bee. An to thank yoo for awl yur work awn teh LOLspeakwiki.

        So menee peepl can understand ar speech bedder nao – thanks to yoo!! (an teh Grate Burgers in teh Skye, ov corse. We nebber furgits to be thankful to the Grate Burgers in teh Skye hoo maed this place wehre we hav had so much fun an met so menee peepl hoo hav becom veree deer to ar harts.)

        {{{{Rosie}}}}

  2. Smammie says:

    @@@@@
    Good Mawnin’ Purrrkii Puurrrson!

    • Sew u teh one who camez up wit dis raec ting huh? Wel gud on u! Ub corse iffen
      ai understoodz it moar it wud b bettah, but it sur soundz liek teh fun!

      Concats on teh thinkin ub it!

  3. Namzu says:

    1st

    • MrsQ says:

      Nawt.

      An naow teh kitteh will nom nom nom wid glee, fur teh Mantis Iz PREY.

    • altosinger says:

      Namzu, awn cheezburger, wee duzzn’t sai “1st”—teh ideeyah iz tew mayk clebber commint an see if yoo cayme in, ah, “nawt second”, or “furvest frum last”. Okay?

  4. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Praeing Mantis needz tu runs fasture!!!

    • MrsQ says:

      no. srry.

      I tink dis mantis may hab a wing, but it hazunt a prayer.

      Besidz, if teh mantis noms each othur, den teh mantis mus be gud nomz, eh?

  5. Smammie says:

    Conga Ratz on yer Nawt Sekkond. Wus U liek sum Cheery-ohs wif nyce sliced stawberi’s , adn hawt kup ob heyzellnkot kawfee?

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      *perk* hawt kup ob heyzellnkot kawfee? Yum an thanks, Smammie!!! And thank yoo, too, fur teh grate day we ar gonna hav! ai hope!

      EBREEBUDDEE! It wuz Smammie heer hoo thot ov having this race today!!! Sum beeg “Cheery-ohs” fur Smammie!!! If yoo pleez!!

      An – thanks. ai’d lov sum. Wif teh sliced strawberis plz????

      • Smammie says:

        strawberis on teh waaay!!! haf&half 4 teh kawfee?
        Ayes gotz mai skweekii wheel Kawfee Kart wif mii iffnen enibodii els needs sum

        • Smammie says:

          iffen Maus wanz sum Cheery Ohhhz 4 lubberly Petunia iz nuff 2 shair (nawt b-N parshull 2 Maus, juss noa house mush teh beeg horsies liek teh ohtz)

          • booklion says:

            Good morning Perky Peeps! May I offers sum whippy cream fur da strawberriez? Leeza-b lefted me sum ov da slower skwirrlsz, so I can mayke whippy cream 2 when she iz not here.

            • Smammie says:

              Whippy Kreme!1! Wunnerfull!1! Thnx Booklion. Iz enny1 maekin’ “book” on teh rayse 2dai?

              • booklion says:

                mmmm…I donut mayke dat kynd ov book,
                but i spckts Maus n Petunia will be
                first out ov da gate, az JCH4K sayz.

                More Whippy cream? I mayd sum in
                vanilly, n sum in deep dark choklat.
                An herez sum wif a lil bit ov burbun,
                in honor ov da day.

                • Smammie says:

                  Butter mai bon-bunzs!1! Burbon whippy cream! Run 4 teh Rosie!1!

                  • leeza-b says:

                    burbon whippy creem?? oh my!
                    Booklion, comes to see me afture the race abowt a permanenent posishun at the pi-stawl… I think u haz wut it takes!!

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            Smammie :-) – we ar AWL moast parshull to teh Magnificent Maus. An teh lubberly Petunia!! Ai wud certainlee share mai Cheeree OHs (taht’s me in teh mornin!!) wif Pteunia! She iz verree sweet neighchured.

            • booklion says:

              Yu r bery generus, JCH4K! N what will yur mount be?
              Or iz dat a claosely guarded sekret?

              An iz dere a wreaf ov rosies for da winnur?

            • Smammie says:

              Aye herd roomerz taht teh betink wuz 2fyrmenz adn 1sir-Vay-oar (in teh shortie -shorts adn teh grate tan) to Wun on teh Maus adn teh luberly Petunia….

              • booklion says:

                If I hadz enny firemens or surbeyors to spayre
                I wud not wayste dem in da betting!
                I spekt lcb wuld find sum way to get dem
                all away frum me!

                *goes off to hide sekret stash ov firemenz.

                • Smammie says:

                  ooohhh noooez! nawt teh steelin’ ob the purrrsonul sir-vay-oar koolexshun! maiBz aye shoed B czchin’ mai pantree (nawt taht dere iz enni hiddun dere…) Gotz 2 get. Stupie werkz espex, expek, noez pai iffin Aye doan shoz up.

                  Ebberi1 haz teh Grate Rayse!!!!

  6. rodney dill says:

    Feline Vs. Predator

  7. felidaylight says:

    S’ok he can flyz!!

  8. rodney dill says:

    Mantis is practically chicken.

  9. Joshie says:

    LEGENDARY.

    *praes ‘arder*

  10. Lupine says:

    Dis maek me sad. Luv praeing mantises.

    • gremlin says:

      Do nawt haz a sad, Lupine! This is onlee teh middel uv teh chayse, nawt teh end uf teh storeh!

      Dis mantis is awfully kyoot, dont yoo think? He luks liek a liddel man sitting ther, plotting hims eskaype . . .

      • hamjudo says:

        Mantises not muv til Mantises leeep. Mantises haz big eyes, the beter to see the kitteh. Teh eyes soo big that they sees behind teh Mantises. Mantises ignor kittehs that muv vry vry slo. Only teh slo kitteh nom the Mantises. Othr Kitteh sees Mantises fly awy to sky.

        Beeg Mantises nom mousies. awl Mantises nom anyting lidler den dem. Mantises even nom hubbi Mantises while he dueing his hubbi job. Hubbi Mantises not care, dey gets whut dey wants. Dey die happi.

        Kitteh must tri to nom many Mantises befor kitteh gets to nom any.

        • lady2beetle says:

          Dat iz de kyootest ecksplainashun evar!

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          An hai to yoo, hamjudo! Taht wuz a totalle fabulolso storeee – “Dey die happi.” LOL!

          ’tis troo – alas – ai doo nawt see or know ebreewun – but yur nayme iz noo to mee – but yoo speek teh purrrfekt LOLspeak.

          Ai hope we will see lots ov yoo in teh fyoochur! Ar yoo coming to teh rayce? :D

        • MrsQ says:

          dis gud storee!

          big mantises kan nom teh Mouseez? Wow.
          Dats a Monstur Mantis.
          No wunner day look so intimidideh-tatin.

          … besidz, any lil crittur dat nomz her hubbi wen hez bein sillee iz 1 tuff crittur.

          Mai hubbi iz sillee sumtimz, but I havunt nomed HIM. I don tink hed dai happi if i nomed him unto def, fur betur or fur wors.
          Hyoomunz r compleekated.

        • CheshireKittehKat says:

          Taht’s rite……..Ai finked Ai seed sumware taht Missus Mntis eeted Mysture Mntis wen tehy ‘did teh deed’.

          Wutta wai tu goe!!!! โ™ช โ™ชโ™ซโ™ชโ™ซ โ™ช โ™ซ

  11. two_kittehs says:

    delishus and nootrishus

  12. InvisiKitteh says:

    Ai lub this site, and this LOL maed me speshuly lol.. but readin awl da comments gifs me a hedake… Is I just dumdum?? :S

    • o hai InvisiKitteh! no, meenz u tryin 2 reed lolspeak! lolz

    • gremlin says:

      Ohai, InvisiKitteh. Whut yoo needz at furst is teh ICHC sekrut dekoder glasses so yoo can reed teh commints withowt teh hed-akes. Heer, I givs yoo a payr:

      *passes a payr uv dekoder glasses to InvisiKitteh*

      Ther, did that halp? :-)

    • booklion says:

      InvisiKitteh, it tuk me munfs! to
      learn to reed da lolspeek wifout hedake, n I
      still not rites so gud. Yu rites it
      bery gud alreddy!

      • Mawning Awl :) Ai twying tu git reddy fur teh raec, kneeding tu daside whut tu ride/drive… How ‘bowt mah nee skooter? Ai borked my fute inna Janamu airy anna cudnt du teh kruches. So Iz rinted me a skooter (tink try sickle butt reberse, 2 weels inna frunt anna 1 weel inna bak wif hannel bars anna teeny pad to neel awn). Yooza gud fute tu poosh awound. YES!! Dats it, Ai wheel drive mai skewter!!
        *runz to giradge tu get doan adn dust awf*
        *putz on streemers cumma owta hannel bars anna dingding bell*
        *merembers helmut adn glubs*
        OK, Ai iz reddy :+twisted+)

  13. kittikins says:

    O.O gahnoes! *preaing mantis fwantically praes for to not bees kitteh’s praes*

    “hups, gwate Predator! kitteh dinner being = donunt want! plskthxbai”

    (ps hai ichc! long-time fan, first-time comminting)

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      O hai!! kittikins. Hao nice ov yoo to just “jump in.” Yoo see? Teh water iz just FINE!!!

      Taht’s waht – ai think it wuz Melissa – said to mee teh furst tiem ai traid it. An ai felt so welcom an happee. :D Tho ai cudn’t speek neerly az gud as yoo doo. Took mee a long tiem befoar ai cud dare to speek teh LOLspeak!

      • kittikins says:

        hai bak, an tankses JCH4K! teh LOLspeak, it iz caraaayzee. buh also no ‘rong’
        wai fur typings ^-^ heps. Ur wai rite, tho, ai feels totuh- uh-totatuh-uh vewwy vewy welcom! Thanks agen!

  14. mamarosa says:

    *praes*
    Yea, thou I walks thru teh Valley of NOMS…..

  15. thornius says:

    Praeing Mantis can taek care ob self very well. Ai hab skarrs to proovz it!

  16. thornius says:

    Kitteh sez, “Let us Prey”.

  17. catcar says:

    Problem? david vs goliath

  18. cuterbythehour says:

    Am I the only person in the world who thinks praying mantises are cute? I don’t want him to get eated!

    cuterbythehour.com

  19. Ignatz says:

    Kitteh not know Mantis is expert in cat-fu! Kitteh gonna get surprizez…

  20. Duffy says:

    By teh time kitteh getz there, mantis will be on uther side of street in single bownd. Tehy is teh super-buggees an verreh gud to hav in teh garden.
    GO MANTIS!!

    • teenie says:

      O yes, Mantis wil go BOING!!!!!! abowt 10 yeerz ago, mai roomie en Ai havd a Mantis dat caym in owr bedroom windo (wuz a kollij partmint, 1 bedroom wif bunkbeds) en eetid al teh udder bugz dat tryd 2 com in teh windo. Owr lak uv windo-skreen, let us sho u it. Ennyway, dat mantis stayd on teh windosil fr menny dayz, en we dident fynd ENNY spyderz in teh partmint wyle teh mantis wuz dere. Aftr Mantis leevd, we finded a spyder almost ebry day. Pleh.

    • CheshireKittehKat says:

      Yes, iys troo! Mantis can jumpses liek Igor awn hims skyjump :lol:

  21. Werdycnan says:

    pray it, mantis, pray it like you mean it! :D

  22. he niids to prae at teh
    (if teh lynk abuv is in fakt a lynk, yay to meh for figrin it aut. if not, put this inta ur
    yoo-ar-ehl-bar kthnxbai)
    http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/03/funny-pictures-church-pew-pew-pew/

  23. nightshayde says:

    Doan mind meh — just testing sumfing…

    testing

  24. stillapill says:

    Preying mantis soon queschuns his faith…

  25. Nocturnal says:

    prae mantis! PRAE!!!

  26. hamz says:

    he needs 2 pray 4 kitteh to eat cheezburger than mantisburger

  27. hamz says:

    scratch that I meant

    I can has mantis



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