Praeing Mantis needz to prae harder
Praeing Mantis needz to prae harder
oar do yoo jus want 2 prae 4 a cheezburger?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Run!! Run Away!! RUN FOR THE ROSIE!!
Cheeztown ladies sing dis song, DoDah, dodah……
Cheeztown rayctrak fib miles long
odedodah day!
RUN FOR THE ROSIE
Todai starting at HIGH NOON EST (teh third pikchur up fur teh day)
All racers shud bee at their Pewterz an reddi to go at 11:59 EST
Pleez remember. No wun commint between teh racers so we can see teh results.
Racers: Go to your commint an tell us waht you were riding - oar your method lf motdivashun .
An ene menshun ov “f. r.t” will bee an automaticamul disk. . disco. . .meenz yoo lose!
wut beez “frt”?
I think Janet means that if a racer’s entry comment says anything like “Nawt Secund” or “Furthest Frum Last” etc., they are disqualified. Creativity is the key.
oh rowzie!!!?? yew menshunnd teh furbiddun ‘….’ !!
yew neadz 2 kum bai teh Tybooteek 4 teh dizinfektunt lawleepawp!
DO NOT WANT!!!!
*Walks off muttering. Wut kud he b thinking? Lysol in a
*lawleepawp? Gotta b deh wurst flavor eber.
Dose ob us nawt racin wil B qwiyetlee sippin R mint julipz on teh siedlinz & warin R fancee hatz
concatumalashuns on teh nawt sekkund !
Thank yoo Rosie - veree much! Fur taht, an fur awl taht yoo hav dun fur us.
Yoo doo know - rite? - taht this race is fur YOO. Yoo ar teh Rosie we ar running fur! It is in your honor taht we gather today - to celebrayte ar deer Rosie! Hoo iz awlwaz az sweet an nice az enewun cud ebber bee. An to thank yoo for awl yur work awn teh LOLspeakwiki.
So menee peepl can understand ar speech bedder nao - thanks to yoo!! (an teh Grate Burgers in teh Skye, ov corse. We nebber furgits to be thankful to the Grate Burgers in teh Skye hoo maed this place wehre we hav had so much fun an met so menee peepl hoo hav becom veree deer to ar harts.)
{{{{Rosie}}}}
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Good Mawnin’ Purrrkii Puurrrson!
Sew u teh one who camez up wit dis raec ting huh? Wel gud on u! Ub corse iffen
ai understoodz it moar it wud b bettah, but it sur soundz liek teh fun!
Concats on teh thinkin ub it!
1st
Nawt.
An naow teh kitteh will nom nom nom wid glee, fur teh Mantis Iz PREY.
Namzu, awn cheezburger, wee duzzn’t sai “1st”—teh ideeyah iz tew mayk clebber commint an see if yoo cayme in, ah, “nawt second”, or “furvest frum last”. Okay?
Praeing Mantis needz tu runs fasture!!!
no. srry.
I tink dis mantis may hab a wing, but it hazunt a prayer.
Besidz, if teh mantis noms each othur, den teh mantis mus be gud nomz, eh?
Conga Ratz on yer Nawt Sekkond. Wus U liek sum Cheery-ohs wif nyce sliced stawberi’s , adn hawt kup ob heyzellnkot kawfee?
*perk* hawt kup ob heyzellnkot kawfee? Yum an thanks, Smammie!!! And thank yoo, too, fur teh grate day we ar gonna hav! ai hope!
EBREEBUDDEE! It wuz Smammie heer hoo thot ov having this race today!!! Sum beeg “Cheery-ohs” fur Smammie!!! If yoo pleez!!
An - thanks. ai’d lov sum. Wif teh sliced strawberis plz????
strawberis on teh waaay!!! haf&half 4 teh kawfee?
Ayes gotz mai skweekii wheel Kawfee Kart wif mii iffnen enibodii els needs sum
iffen Maus wanz sum Cheery Ohhhz 4 lubberly Petunia iz nuff 2 shair (nawt b-N parshull 2 Maus, juss noa house mush teh beeg horsies liek teh ohtz)
Good morning Perky Peeps! May I offers sum whippy cream fur da strawberriez? Leeza-b lefted me sum ov da slower skwirrlsz, so I can mayke whippy cream 2 when she iz not here.
Whippy Kreme!1! Wunnerfull!1! Thnx Booklion. Iz enny1 maekin’ “book” on teh rayse 2dai?
mmmm…I donut mayke dat kynd ov book,
but i spckts Maus n Petunia will be
first out ov da gate, az JCH4K sayz.
More Whippy cream? I mayd sum in
vanilly, n sum in deep dark choklat.
An herez sum wif a lil bit ov burbun,
in honor ov da day.
Butter mai bon-bunzs!1! Burbon whippy cream! Run 4 teh Rosie!1!
burbon whippy creem?? oh my!
Booklion, comes to see me afture the race abowt a permanenent posishun at the pi-stawl… I think u haz wut it takes!!
Smammie
- we ar AWL moast parshull to teh Magnificent Maus. An teh lubberly Petunia!! Ai wud certainlee share mai Cheeree OHs (taht’s me in teh mornin!!) wif Pteunia! She iz verree sweet neighchured.
Yu r bery generus, JCH4K! N what will yur mount be?
Or iz dat a claosely guarded sekret?
An iz dere a wreaf ov rosies for da winnur?
Aye herd roomerz taht teh betink wuz 2fyrmenz adn 1sir-Vay-oar (in teh shortie -shorts adn teh grate tan) to Wun on teh Maus adn teh luberly Petunia….
If I hadz enny firemens or surbeyors to spayre
I wud not wayste dem in da betting!
I spekt lcb wuld find sum way to get dem
all away frum me!
*goes off to hide sekret stash ov firemenz.
ooohhh noooez! nawt teh steelin’ ob the purrrsonul sir-vay-oar koolexshun! maiBz aye shoed B czchin’ mai pantree (nawt taht dere iz enni hiddun dere…
Gotz 2 get. Stupie werkz espex, expek, noez pai iffin Aye doan shoz up.
Ebberi1 haz teh Grate Rayse!!!!
Feline Vs. Predator
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snicker
nawt bad 4 teh nawt-purrkii purson
LOL!!
ROFLOL! @@@@@
Also, might not have been Predator’s smartest move to visit Land of the Giants planet …
S’ok he can flyz!!
Mantis is practically chicken.
U meen liek Kentukky Fryed Mantis?
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house beri appro, aparo, … fittin’
Yes, Kentukky Fryed Mantis is fur noms at teh Durby wehn u wares ur fansy hat an tehn u warsh it doun wif teh Mink Joo Lip. Mmm. Cripsy noms. *crunch crunch* Pls to pass teh burbn?
Impending nom
LEGENDARY.
*praes ‘arder*
Dis maek me sad. Luv praeing mantises.
Do nawt haz a sad, Lupine! This is onlee teh middel uv teh chayse, nawt teh end uf teh storeh!
Dis mantis is awfully kyoot, dont yoo think? He luks liek a liddel man sitting ther, plotting hims eskaype . . .
Mantises not muv til Mantises leeep. Mantises haz big eyes, the beter to see the kitteh. Teh eyes soo big that they sees behind teh Mantises. Mantises ignor kittehs that muv vry vry slo. Only teh slo kitteh nom the Mantises. Othr Kitteh sees Mantises fly awy to sky.
Beeg Mantises nom mousies. awl Mantises nom anyting lidler den dem. Mantises even nom hubbi Mantises while he dueing his hubbi job. Hubbi Mantises not care, dey gets whut dey wants. Dey die happi.
Kitteh must tri to nom many Mantises befor kitteh gets to nom any.
Dat iz de kyootest ecksplainashun evar!
An hai to yoo, hamjudo! Taht wuz a totalle fabulolso storeee - “Dey die happi.” LOL!
’tis troo - alas - ai doo nawt see or know ebreewun - but yur nayme iz noo to mee - but yoo speek teh purrrfekt LOLspeak.
Ai hope we will see lots ov yoo in teh fyoochur! Ar yoo coming to teh rayce?
dis gud storee!
big mantises kan nom teh Mouseez? Wow.
Dats a Monstur Mantis.
No wunner day look so intimidideh-tatin.
… besidz, any lil crittur dat nomz her hubbi wen hez bein sillee iz 1 tuff crittur.
Mai hubbi iz sillee sumtimz, but I havunt nomed HIM. I don tink hed dai happi if i nomed him unto def, fur betur or fur wors.
Hyoomunz r compleekated.
Taht’s rite……..Ai finked Ai seed sumware taht Missus Mntis eeted Mysture Mntis wen tehy ‘did teh deed’.
Wutta wai tu goe!!!! ♪ ♪♫♪♫ ♪ ♫
delishus and nootrishus
iz green vegi-tay-bug… vegi-tay-buble…
iz green fud.
mus b salud.
iz crunchee jes liek salud too. Ai tihnk it haz fotosympathis wurkin in itz leevs.
Ai lub this site, and this LOL maed me speshuly lol.. but readin awl da comments gifs me a hedake… Is I just dumdum?? :S
o hai InvisiKitteh! no, meenz u tryin 2 reed lolspeak! lolz
Ohai, InvisiKitteh. Whut yoo needz at furst is teh ICHC sekrut dekoder glasses so yoo can reed teh commints withowt teh hed-akes. Heer, I givs yoo a payr:
*passes a payr uv dekoder glasses to InvisiKitteh*
Ther, did that halp?
InvisiKitteh, it tuk me munfs! to
learn to reed da lolspeek wifout hedake, n I
still not rites so gud. Yu rites it
bery gud alreddy!
Mawning Awl
Ai twying tu git reddy fur teh raec, kneeding tu daside whut tu ride/drive… How ‘bowt mah nee skooter? Ai borked my fute inna Janamu airy anna cudnt du teh kruches. So Iz rinted me a skooter (tink try sickle butt reberse, 2 weels inna frunt anna 1 weel inna bak wif hannel bars anna teeny pad to neel awn). Yooza gud fute tu poosh awound. YES!! Dats it, Ai wheel drive mai skewter!!
*runz to giradge tu get doan adn dust awf*
*putz on streemers cumma owta hannel bars anna dingding bell*
*merembers helmut adn glubs*
OK, Ai iz reddy :+twisted+)
O.O gahnoes! *preaing mantis fwantically praes for to not bees kitteh’s praes*
“hups, gwate Predator! kitteh dinner being = donunt want! plskthxbai”
(ps hai ichc! long-time fan, first-time comminting)
O hai!! kittikins. Hao nice ov yoo to just “jump in.” Yoo see? Teh water iz just FINE!!!
Taht’s waht - ai think it wuz Melissa - said to mee teh furst tiem ai traid it. An ai felt so welcom an happee.
Tho ai cudn’t speek neerly az gud as yoo doo. Took mee a long tiem befoar ai cud dare to speek teh LOLspeak!
hai bak, an tankses JCH4K! teh LOLspeak, it iz caraaayzee. buh also no ‘rong’
wai fur typings ^-^ heps. Ur wai rite, tho, ai feels totuh- uh-totatuh-uh vewwy vewy welcom! Thanks agen!