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i haz a mad. you iz it.
and wen i git biggeh, it nawt gud newz 4 yoo.
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Contaynz yur anger, kitthe! It maykes tings wurse.
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RUN FOR THE ROSIE
LOL!!1 There seemz to bee sum confewshun. Teh race is today!!! Awn teh verree next pikshure! At HIGH NOON EST!!
An it’s in honor ov Rosie - teh LOLspeakwiki Rosie. Ar awn deer Rosie - hoo haz dun so much werk fur us!!
AND LOOK!!! LOOK WHAT greasycat found!!!
http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/05/01/roflcon/index.html?iref=mpstoryview
Millyuns????
Millyuns ov peepl??? Mebbee it said “thousands.” Still - LOTS ov peepl. W00T!!! An a Whooo Hooo Tooooooo!!!!
Wow….dat wuz kool….once again I sez to Cheez an Tofu, et al….Take a Bow!!
*snerk* Take a Bow Wow!!! LOL
whut iz skaree iz dat I knows TronGuy inpersun. He asked my advise on hiz kostoom an den dinnt lissen. Now he famuss for lookin stoopy.
On da wun han ifn he lissend to me he luk better.
On da utherhan, naow he famuss.
Life iz weerd.
j/k iz just a babbeh blog
Dis way kool! Oar whee awl cellri…silla…celabr… famuss?? At leest sum ob us oar, lyke teh daly cheezers = cween, JK4K, ZF, Kafleen anna udders az whell.
This is great, JanetCanHas4Kittehs! greasycat is teh smart!
I missed teh race, though. Tu much werk!
–Glad tu bee wun uv meelyons!
LyP
Woohoo! Wii has a brade !! Conwetchulashunz booklion awn f-f-l, an letz awl hed ober to teh TyeBooTiik!
Hooray! Dis iz my nawt-sekunt
tyme in a nawt-sekunt brayd.
Iz happy to go to da TyeBooTiik.
Concatuleshonz 4 ur nawt sekkond… danz & drinkz 4 ya?
Tank yew. I sink I bedder jus hab
yerba mate or sprotz drink nao,
to be reddy for race.
Hao bout dansies to
Splish Splash I wuz taykin a baff?
Yah, mush bedder song! So booklion, u iz racin awn feetz? Or teh byke?
I iz rayzing on sumfing I hadz to uze da deBeaker
tyme machine to getz…if I canz raye at all. Landlord
digz water mains, wadder off. I may hab to leeb to find litter boks
sumplyse else n miss rayse.
Wut yu raycin on?
Booklion, awl u needz iz a peecan……..srsly! Gross but useful…..
Awl I kan say bowt mai rase is taht it’s berree berree windee. Teh rest is a sekkritz!
Heer yoo ar.
Wif nun odder tahn Bobby Darin! An what a beyootimus braid ai see heer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-sEeL_M6SM
Datz fun, JCH4K!! How u dooz teh linkeez nao? Iz a sekkrit?
LOL!!!
*gigglol* No - nawt a sekrit. Ai just rited yoo hao to do it - but in teh
riting ai did waht ai told yoo NAWT to do - so WP iz keeping it fur a wile.
LOL!!! It will shirley show up soon!
Shirley an teh Fyremenz, rite?
Shirley an deh Fyremenz…..sowndz like deh title uv a
Harleekin novel. Oar iz Shirlee LCBz name IRL?
Noep - hers alwais says “Stop calling mii shirley!”
Tank yu, JCH4K!
I dansed all obr teh rum!
tahts ware awl teh rums gone…
r yer feet stickee naow?
aisle jus go get teh mop…
Ask and yaz wills bee surved.
Ohai Sakee! Fankz fur offrin! Um..lessee….Well, Singin In Teh Rain comez to mynde, but maybe too cliche. An I’ll hab a mochalattemundo wif sum sloe-skwirrel wippy creem. U may haz to see leeza-b fer teh sloe-skwirrlz.
Derez lots ov burbon whipy creem alreddy mayded.
Hep yuself, eberboddyz.
Burbon nawt kwiyte mai favrit. Juss plane 4 mii, k?
Plane whippy creem iz flying strait into yur mug.
zoooooo00m!
SPLAT! Oh, booklion, u is giv mii a wippy creem mustash, an teh frappamochalattay is all ober teh monitor! Wut a mess! Nao I haz to likk it orf. Lik lik lik lik ( u noez taht “screen cleaner” uv teh puppy lickin teh screen frum teh insied? I Lurves dat!)
Yu luks bery nise in a whoopeee! whippe cream mushtash,
zauberflote. N I wnderz, iz wi quainted in anuuder
cont…cont…txt….part ov da spayce-tyme con=tin-yu-nom?
Taht wud be nice! I goze by Chris IRL. I iz a mom/retired orchestral fluteplayer, livved in Rich Mond VA for 31 yrs an nao in TTTidewater VA.
I also hangs owt on Aut2BHome. Duz wii noe eech udder?
Iguess nots…tho it wud be nise.
Wen yu aksed if I ryd bike in rayse,
I wundered if yu wuz flute-playing frend wh0 new I gotted
nu byke.
Eben tho re-tred frum ocrhstrah, do yu still
plays in odder grups?
funnee!
I had a bike ridin floot playin frend named Chris growing up!
But I think she still livs in NC.
Anuzzer wet gremlin!
At least it wasn’t from the toilet this time.
Now we’d better just not feed it after midnight!
Zats wut I thot
Rool #1 - dunt feed after midnite
Rool #2 - dunt get wet…
Uh ohs… rest of rools dunt reely matter no mores…
U haz a wet, tu!
ohai Tribble! Zauberflote! Booklion!
A TROO braid!
Congrats!! R u awl reddy fur teh race??
Ohai leeza-b, how iz u thsi mornin? I bleeve I iz reddy az I’ll eber be….preparin 4 TOO rases iz berree diffiklut. How bowt u? I been heerin stranje noyzez ob little pitter-patterz comin frum ur corner there
ohai, leeza-b. Iz my nawt-skend tyme
in a nawt-send braid. I iz so hapitail
to be in braid wif Tribble n Zauberflote.
(whispurrs behind paw) Are yur sekret nu-cleer-day
racing skwirrls all ready fur da rayc?
BL, ZF, I iz nawt abul to commint on mai racing stratgies ennymoar doo to reesons uv nashonal secyoority. Der’s a little, er, material gone missing. Teh skwirrlz mistookd, um, sumthin for nuts and has buried, um, sum stuffs arownd the NB. We are werkin on diggin it awl up now. And then I haz sum splainin to do. But shud be finished up in times fur teh race. I hoaps.
I wndered whut dat straynj lime-grren glow around teh NB wuz.
Leeza, u needz teh fyremenz, prontoe!
ai wunderz whu is gunna ride teh fyrtruk in teh rase tooday…
Canna wayte!
LOLZ!
Yoo is nawt gettin any help from a sertin Scottish enjineering type purrson is you???
Tribble, iz u uzing da ncc-1701 tranzporter?
After awl, it iz her birfdai! She kan ryde awn wuteber she lykez!
I wuz not kiritsizin, I wuz in jellus awe!
Happy birfday, Tribble!
Ai ment tomorroe, wen teh race iz!
izznt teh rayce tuday?
Iz confuuzled.
Yesh, raec todai, Tribble’s birfdai tomorrow.
What!!!!! NOOOO!! Teh race is today - in just a liddle moar tahn an our frumm naow
I wuz trying to figger that owt too!
Rosie sed her birfdai wus May 22. So I waz confoosed abowt why we wuz racing todai, but not being wun to turn down a race for ENNY reeson, I wuz all for racin no matter why!!
But Tribble’s birfdai iz tomorroe.. along wif.. er… oh poop, lessee… Exlr8t’s neese.. and sumwon else I think (sowry Sumwun!)
Bottom line is I think we haz 2 races going on, one todai at 6 am ICHC time
and tomorrow I nevver saw a time but tehre was talk of a race & Kentuckee Derbee party wif hats and mint joolips, I fink…
I hoap I has this rite!! ? !
OH MAI!! Teh Kentuckee Derbee - teh Run fur the RosES iz tomorrow.
Today is THE RUN FUR THE ROSIE. In honor ov our LOLspeakwiki Rosie.
There iz no race tomorrw fur US. At leezt, nawt taht ai haz herd ov. Tobee shur, ai am nawt akchshulee in charj ov teh races!
Butt ai havn’t herd ov wun fur tomorrow.
Just teh akshul Kentukee Derby. Wif reel horseys.
N tomorrow iz birfday partee fur Tribble?
N Exlr9t’s neese?
N offer birfpeeps?
Adn a birfdai sillybrashun furr Tribble adn teh liddel gurl wif lookeemiuh who iz turning free (exlr8n’s nees).
I KNOES there is wun more birfdai!
Itz drivin me crazee!!
I wud go back to luk but teh race.. it’z almoat time and I iz having a hard tiem holding bak the, er…. ennyway I’m in teh middule of sumthin.
DRYVIN yoo crayzee? Att owr howse, wee sai,
Shoart trip!”, oar “Too layte!”