Cuzn cat visits for wknd
Cuzn cat visits for wknd He still anoyin as evar
if onlee ur familee reunionz wuz invizible.
picture: Wolfie Hicks. lol caption: Sakina
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Hee wuvz u koz u so softee & floffee
No. Ai. Iznt. :wicked:
Trai dis:
dat am amayzin, 4.5!!1
concatz bai teh wai!!
dat am teh nawt sekkun tiem eye ebber seed teh neztid commint habbin teh saem tiem az teh rijinul!!
rekkon teh 18 wai ty @ teh rayzis dun borkd teh lol-clok??
Fanks! It wuz luk. Ai R surprised wii didnt borking anneefing eles!!
well, sad 2 sai – eyem finkin teh repewtayshun ov teh Tybooteek am in daynjur ov been borkd…??
eye maid teh merjun C kawl 2 mr Last in Tyoneon afftur teh rayz.
eye sed berree kleerlee: eye wontz teh speshul fur vests frum Last wif teh beeg 18 M broydurd awn teh bak wif rynstownz n purtee gowld brayd.
eye fort it wud B gud 2 sellybrayt eth awsum rayz dai happninz.
eye kannawt fawlt Mr Last awn teh speid ov D libburry.
Juss may B sum prollimz wif himz heerin?
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Sew – iph N E wun am intrestid in the Fur Vest wif “Hey, Teen!” rit awn teh bak in rynstownz.. juss pawp bai teh Tybooteek.
we stil haz moar dan teh dozin abaylubbul!
Aww, u gotz nawt sekkunds and I is sekkundz ;_;. Which drink & danz wood da nawt sekkund wantz?
Luks like at leest free wai thai 2 me!
welkum 2 teh Tybooteek. kiwi an awl nawt sekundz!!
cyber lo cal bershunz – nach!!!
eye am gessin dat ebereebuddee am x awstid frum teh rayzin awn teh pree V yuz fred!! sew reel axe an N joi teh Klingawn kabaray wyol yew sips teh martoonie ov yur choyz!
llesa-b haz leff teh hole pyol ov piez an wippy kreem.
der am chawklit fuj kaek an az it am fry dai wii haz teh deap fryd mawz bawz 4 N E wun braev eenuff.
Ai red “dead fryd mawz bawz” – lol! Ai’ll trai wun, fanks!
nomnomnommittee, sew gud
*sips martooni n reel axes*
happeetayle weekend ebereebuddee!
I red it az “deep fried moth ballz”. :snerk:
I need babelfish 4 Gibbocat.
and I fot it was deep fried mouse balls at nawt-sekund.
yew guiz am suffrin frum teh 2 mush eemajynayshumz!!
eye wrek-o-mend owur bitamin N richt lawleepawps frum teh Tybooteek az dey am lowdid wif bitamin B, 2 kawm yew daon affer teh rayzin!!
Datz wut ai thot tew.
Oahi Cween! Plz tu x plane ‘babelfish’…?
Ai sew egg cited!! Ai jess kint hyde it! Ai ma bowt tu loose ma mynd n Ai tink Ai lyke it!! ♫ WOWWEE Ai gotted teh smillees & obber stiff tuwerkz
Ooops gess onee teh smillees, o well
is a website/hitchhiker’s guide ref?
I know that teh website is for translating from one language to another. I think that the HG ref is a fish that went in yer ear (eeeeewwww DO NOT WANT) and made yew unnerstand teh udder langwidges.
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Ai can has confirmation from a hitchhiker’s guide expert? I has only red half of it qwite a while ago…
Oh hai! wuld bea happi to cunfiirm HGTG is origehnale soorc of Babelfish.
srsly.
yew am ryt!
is frum the buk whut am frum teh raydeeo show whitch wuz ebenchewully maid in 2 teh TV shew an den sum kyna moobee. but teh babel fish wuz teh translaytur – liek frum teh towr uv babel
Sr I didn’t b seeing dis kwestchun soonerz.
Babelfish iz frum deh Hiching hikerz guide but iz also a
tranzlating site.
babelfish.altavista.com/tr (wif deh stuff in frunt)
U can tranzlate 2/frum dese langwidgez
English French German Chinese Italian Dutch Greek
Korean Japanese Portugese Russian adn ozzerz.
But unfortchenitlee, no lolspeek and no Gibbocatenesez.
Fanks to KNTF, Allison, Gibbocat & Cween
Ai pree she ate teh imfo grate lee.
yer welkum, Fikshunkitteh.
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OT… wii b @ Prineville til after Laybr Dae!!!
Oh fanks, gibbocat! I will trais a depe fyrd marz bar- nebber had wun ub dose- no kalorees and no indegestchun, rite?
noe kallreez; noe indijezchun; noe garunteez!!!
Diz that floffee or toffee?
Gerroff meeee!!!
whut dat yu sae? yu needz moar luvs? okee! *skwish skwish*
welkum 2 teh Tybooteek, Sakee!!1
doan furgit yur pik ov teh piez an yur chawklit martoonie.
concatz!!
Thanx, but I dont drinkz alcoehawl… I can has tee?
cuntry cuzin and city cuzin are kissin cuzins
Ceiling Cat nawt gibs teh aproovl of taht!
But kissingz r a gud thing!!!! CC must approving deh kisses!!
needz a trundell baskwet fur teh bisittorz!
mommeh, he is smothering meh
HALP!!!
Wii kanz hab a countree danss – maybe Jon Mikel Montgomry’s “Friday at Five”?
Izzt liek a contra dans? Ai lubbing teh contra dansing!
Iz defnittlee martooni tyme!
I sinkso it cood be a countree contra danss- dat wudz werk, rite?
w00t!! Just teh fing furr a Freidegg afternune!
*standing inna long line wif dah udder dansers*
*step step turn*
*step step turn*
etc (it’s bin tew long sins ai contra dansed!)
Ai nawt noes contra danse. Ai ownly noes Ollie Norf Iran Contra. Pleh.
Contra dans lot moar funner!
w00t! I lubs teh contra danses, too!
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Hao ’bout wun ov my faborites, in honor of the last post I may have for a bit?
A1: Neighbor Balance, Pull by Right,
with next Neighbor pull by left
(Right to next) Balance fwd and back,
Box the gnat (to face back the way you came)
A2: Pull by right and left (to meet your original N)
Neighbor Swing
B1: Circle left 3/4, Partner Swing
B2: Long Lines Forward & Back, Ladies dosido 1 1/2 to progress
(iz teh “3-33″ by Steve Zakon Anderson)
In odder noos: bisit to Dr.TinyCat wuz teh pleh. I gotta go bak an be cheked in2 teh horsepistol so’s tehy can keep an I awn my kidney function). Iz teh leukemia. chemo starts earlee nex week.
I’ll post moar wehn I knos moar. Rite nao, I’z gotta pak for a monf-lawng stay in teh horsepistol. Do Not Want.
oh!
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Sending yu teh heeling enerjy ov teh ceelingcat!
Seriously, sending you very much good healing energy, teh virtual purring of teh kittehs tu akompany yur spirit, and wishing you the best of all possible outcomes!
Sincerely,
LyP
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Awwww sew sarryPB2K
It be berry sukkee dat yoo has a big bad sick.
Wii awl tinking gud fots adn saeng lost ob prears fur yoo.
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{{{{pbk}}}} ai wantz 4 yew a gud quik respons tew deh meds!! is scareee I noes!! we will be der 4 yew. (gets sumwun to smuggle teh lappytop in iffn yew feels up tew it) Please keep us in4md!! lubs tew yew
im praying 4 u, PB2K. keep gud thoughts in mind n come visit ur sweet lolcritters n cheez peeps when u can
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we duz not want this for you either !!
good luck and good outcomes to you — we wishes yew teh best.
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Wishing you much love, good healing, and
success wif chemo.
Hopes yu haz lapytop wif yu
in horspital, so yu can distrakt
ursef wif chhezpeeps.
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Holdin yew in my heart an prayers.
Plz to noe dat we awl Lub yew an will be finkin of yew an prayin tew Ceelin Cat an awl Hoo are Mighty for teh Healin powers to be wiv yew.
Deer PwnedBy2Kittehs:
Ai wil keap yuu iyn mai prayures ebbereedai;
May Ceiling Cat haould yuu cloase tu hims hart ♥ alwaise;
Adn may teh luuv adn guud wyshes weez haz foar yuu faullow yuu wherebber yuu ar;
Owr thots wil bees wif yuu az wel, hauldyng yuu up, adn leyttyng yuu knoe taht yuu ar carryed iyn owr harts ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
*sending healing thoughts & warm vibes your way*
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Best uv luk wif awl teh keemoz an ebberyting — kum see us wen yew kin & noe dat wii will be finking uv yew!!!
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Uz is in mah thots, kittehs the suckee leaukemia deh pointeh endz
I ar keeping mah fingahs crossed.
Hubcat volunteers for Leaukemia and Lymphoma society survivor’s network
in a program that matches up survivors wid newly diagnosed who has the same
diagnosis. Theyz beez bery helpful, does Uz habz a chapter near Uz?
I knoz U can fite this!!
Gud luk wid the chemo!
sending you all the love & prayers that will fit through the innernets.
Mary (in Peru)
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Holding you in the light
& wee eet teh nachos & drink teh beere!
ai bet aunty cat is rite arown teh korner reddy to bug momcat
Himz still nawt lernded abowt purrrsunul spayce.
I has a luvlee piktur of me in indian cloes my cuzzins drest me up in. I has nisest cousins evar.
iz wii still raysin?
eye fink teh rayzin stawtz butt nebber reelee finishiz!!??/1
awl eye noe iz dat der wuz a lawt ov teh fyrmen tiepz in teh Nawtee Barn.?? Mebbee teh yung nekkid guy burned teh ironin??
Iz okay if hims did, cuz teh fyre laydees wer in teh nawty barm wif him adn Maus furr a LONG tyme yesturdai…
Ai drobe bai sum
Rolling Red Buffaysfiertrukz a few minnits ago an thot rite awai abowt teh cheezpeepz — speshully LCB & Maus. Ai wuz nawt close enuf to see if dere were boaf fiermenz an fierwimminz — jus saw teh trukz….Iz dat wut deer cawl in it deezdayz
?oops?
I tole mom an tole mom: get teh ayre matriss owt. But nooOOOooo…
~chuckling~
I can just heer this!
ayre matriss am noe ewez if teh poyntee endz r werkin?
Gud wun, Duffee!
I has an OT kwestion: I iz still onlee been here furr 2 weeks… I was jus wonderin… does cheez n tofu and teh udder CheezGurus ebber come an plai wif us or does dey has to slave awai all day bringing us teh lolz?
Dey must 2 playing sumwearz else. I not seeing dem play heer.
I has a sad…. I wanna meets teh cheezgurus!!!
Butt u can emailing dem! Just clik onna “Contact us” linkee.
but i dunno wat to say… dere like teh celebritees dat yew wanna meet, but yew duzzn’t hab anyting sepacific to say…..
Xcept dat u LUBBING ICHC!!!!1!
gud pointee end
an dat yew wantz teh burgers back!! ha!!
Mebbee dey kum in disguize liek teh peeps in teh Teddee bear piknik song.
Taht wuz wun ov mai favrit saungs wen Ai wuz a liddle kitteh ♪♫♪♫
wen mai dotter wuz toddler, i wood singed her mennee songs az we drov in teh car. She wud say an animoe & I wud sing a song ubowt it- tank hebbens fur teh owld migdonal’s farm!
Duks, der are mennee, bares also but she liked teh teddie bares piknik teh best. Wen I wud get 2 teh “Piknik on der holiday”, she wud chime in from teh bak seet, “Hoddiday!”
Gess dese kittehs bees rlly cloase rehlatibbs;
( becuz tehy can nawt geyt enny cloaser tahn tehy awlreddee ar)
Tihs rlly bees a famblee taht stikx tuugevver;
Dey curtenlee nawt bees cousines wunce reemoaved,
becuz tehy haz nawt moaved ebben wun teenee liddle bit synce dere iyn taht baskit.
Blak kitteh shoaws hims dysguste wif his wun oapen bloo eise;
Sez hims nawt gunna moove; wite kitteh shud moove furst, becuz blak wun iys bein skwoooshed.
Don’t be opressing meh becoz I ar blak
halp halp! we’re being repressed!!!
oh nao wate amin it!!
Do we have to get the Care Troll masks out!!??
Puts on mask:
Don’t be stacking kittehs on top of each other
they is not lego blocks
it ar not gud for the bottommost kitteh
being all squishded
himz nawt hebby, himz mai cuzzin
Hii kan haz vizzit mii enniitaim!
*OT for this picture, but what the heck*
the race today was fantastic
congrashulashuns to all the racers — an 18-way macrame, wow. (my purrsonal favrit wuz teh 7 deadly sloths, but all the mounts had much win and awesum).
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the number of comments has now seemed to bork ICHC on that picher (that happens sumtimes on my pyooter). mebbe it will work again later.
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and a big big big standing o-vashun to JCH4K fer getting it going
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o, ai misst teh rayss- shud nawt hav staed up so layte on ‘puter lass nite. O well, mebbee negzt wun!
iz has gots mai cuzn ovah hear rit naow. he likes dis pic : D
yeah i meen thimk hao anoiinit wud be if ebry tiem u lai daun ur cuzzin crawlz undr u!
yez i’s kiddin
(anoiin it nawt annoiinit sawwies)
That cat needs to find a house with a guest bedroom.
messuj too annoying famblee membur:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1053346
Ohai Kafleen, gud capshun. Duz yoo no wut kinna kitteh wuz inna pichur? He/she luuk burrown…
doo not noe, butt him am teh purtee, ain’t hee?
He iz bery mush hansum, he iz.
ai awlmos not sii sekund kitteh in teh pikchure! nao luks lyk kitteh wif ekstra hed.
For cats to really get along like that do you have to get them when they are both kittens?
I don’t think so, Katy. I think it’s just a matter of chemistry, just like humans. Some cats just love each other, and others can learn to.
i wish mah cuzn cat wuz like dat 2 me cuz thay r yoozully ignorin me alot.
Anyone else see the resemblance here to “Housecats,” a 1984 Nickelodeon short animation? Look up “Nickelodeon Housecats” on youtube. Highlarious.