Itty bitty kitty comitte boat sinked.
Itty bitty kitty comitte boat sinked. Comitte escaped in liferaft.
dun wurree. rescue kitteh will rescuez yoo.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Mmmbop
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Call teh CoastGuard!!!
Pass me teh snorgul snorkul-I r goin in!!
Congrats on the not-second (and the second), tidmum!
Fanx Billy
Teh fyremenz will reskyew u!
Ooeerr!!
Dadgummit, word press is eating mah posts agin!
Here, tidmum, take yer pick:
http://www.vox.com/organize/#collection:6a00c2252654f28e1d00d4142f049e3c7f
concatz Titmumz!!!1
rekkon yew wheel b 2 bizzee snorgling 2 partay??
wen yew kumz up 4 ayr wii wheel haf teh drinkandanz
Ohai gibbocat
I r fixted !! Well teh pyuter iz enneeway!!
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Partay on Doodz!!
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Sumwun else kin tayke a turn wib teh snorkul nao-I are awl snorguled owt!!
. Sits down wiv a glass ob Jing an tonniks an sez
*CHEEZ* tew awl teh cheezfrenz
Cheez! tidmum!
congrachumalayshuns! on nawt second
and on pyuter fexedness.
And tanks fur bringing teh
Coast Gurads on board!
(Firepeeps need to rest)
Fanx booklion
Dem’s inna Nawty Barn rite nao!
We need “sayvin” frum teh flud cawsed by teh fyremenz
gud 2 haz yew bak wif teh fixxee pewter!!!
an gettin teh tawp sport am teh gud wai 2 selleebrayt!
teh bayvin kapz haz bin strecht 2 teh limmit bai awl teh kyootsum pixchewers!
happytails
happytails
an moar happytailz!!
eyem steel N joyin LCB’s raysin sloths!!
Fanx gibbocat
Dis iz teh bestest playce
*Happitayl twirl an spin an danse*
oooh… CoastGuard, hmm? Ai tink we could put dem in teh NB wif Yung Nekkid Guy and teh scores of Fyrehotties (jender nootral term) awlreddy stored dere.
gud idear, Kafleen. Den wii hab proekton frum fyre an flud an wrenkels.
eggzactlee!!!!
Ohh DD, da wrenkels!
*slapz forhed*
Ai jess fownded owt wut ‘ironing’ wuz, nao ebryting iz may king cents
WooHoo, Tidmum! Yu is bak awn ICHC wiv a ven jence!!! Congratumalaysuns awn yur fur vest form Last (wher eggzakly is Last?)
Fanx Ambercat!!
*I can plai a pyuter*
*Pyuter*
*Pyuter*
*I can plai a pyuter*
*An danse wv mah Cheezfrenz* WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!
I liek ur purty song!!!
Wut toon iz dat, Tidmum? Sowndz liek “Followin teh Leeder”!
WORNINK! Tihs is troolee dredful an, to maek it werse, tihs is a perfeshunal act!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1VKWhFeNLQ
Wuz 1 gui innis unnerware??!!
Ai fink datz a gurl in hawtpantz!
U noez, Ambercat, it mitez be dredfull, but if I can maek a groop of peepz so happee wif mai myoozikz, I doo teh saem fing!
“Happi” is a relatif term heer - awl teh peeps has been in car serrated in teh Holiday Camp; tihs act is Wondermus, compared to teh genrul level ob orfullness tehy is expeeriensing!
I been so bizzy katchin up awn teh rase, I iz misssed awl teh fun heer, an nao I haz to go fix teh supper….Tidmum, so glad u iz bakk!!!!!
*wanderz orf down hawl, dansin to TM’s sawng…*
*wayves teh floofy paws at zauberflote*
Ai am teh Tekno man,
Ai com form daon yur wai
An Ai can plai-ai,
(Wut can yu plai-ai?)
Pyu, pyu, pee-yu-ter
Pee-yu-ter
Pee-yu-ter
Pyu, pyu, pee-yu-ter
pyu, pyu, ter
Heeeheeee!
Ai started a eerwurm!!
Ai can plai a big trombone
big trombone
big trombone
I can plai a big trombone
oompa oompa pa
*wispurrs to Ambercar* Last is nawt a “where” - it’s a “he.” Teh faymous desiner of teh coveted Fur Vests!!
WIN!!!
I can has fur vest from Last, tew??
(hmm thot shoes wur maed onna last.)
Welcome hoem, Tidmum!
Sew glad you has a big trom… um fixed puter!
Concatchoolashunz on teh nawt sekkund…… an welkum bak frum teh ‘pyootur borkedudness!!!
fanx nightshayde
It r gud tew be bak
yes we need hep we ids too or twee witterz ..no mik heer..smeww fiss
tidmum, teh fyremenz will reskyew u!
We gots teh Coastguard inna Nawty Barn tew
Well-all dat water frum teh Fyrehottiez,we be gettin fludded ….
*Halp!Halp! I r nawta gud swimmer! I can haz reskyoo plz?*
Ooo soo brayve!! Awl dees laydies in her needz “sayvin” Mister Hansum Coastguard mens
*Flutters eyelashes an fishes rownd fer lipgloss*
poifeckt!!!!!! Ai’m so glad yew noticed dat I stashed dem in der… dere’s more than enuff foar me and some of them were startin tew powt.
LOL!
Mebbe ai cud maek sum niec conbersayshunz wiff a Mister Hansum Coastguard menz. 
Ai wuz a lifeguard mennee yeers and menne pownds ago.
Wurk it, gurl!!!
SRY, I be the baddee. Wit all the shelterz LOLkittehs, why you mus breed adn breed. I see dey are speshul, but kittehs w/o teh paperz, speshul, too.
Shaungrl, yew is nawt a baddie. Yew is makin a berry gud point about awl teh poor shelter kittehs. Yew’s rite. AWL teh kittehs is speshul!
I agree with you, Shaungirl; however, in this case, maybe we can pretend that this is a foster/rescue situation rather than a breeder.
A reskew station in teh middle of teh ocean. Kittehs DO NOT WANT water.
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Iz tru. Ax your kitteh. See wat s/he sez.
Uh I don noes. My fetchin kitteh, he taek teh ball and frows it in teh 3 gallun bukkit. Watches it float and den himz bob for ball wit himz pawnclaw. Fursted tiem I tink acksident. Noes, him do on porpoise. Him fetch teh ball, tug-o-war wit ball, adn now, him bobberz wit it. Him is shelterz kitteh… I toll you.
DAT is gud tought, CP. I liek dat.
O Noes, tehy bees adriyft at see; naow wut ?????????;
Halp, halp!!!!!!!!!!!; caul Mommeh kitteh; her nawt at hoem rite naow;
Caul Auntee Minnee, oar Fluffee, Teenee, Lizziee, Sweetie, oar Juunie!!!
(Oar ebben teh Lolrus: hims cud saive us wif hims bukkit (iyf hims haz iyt).)
Enneeboddee!!!! Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooohhhhhh!!!
did sumbunny say teenie? Heer Ai iz!
…ennybuddy got a hellikopter wif wunnadem peepl-liftin baskits onnit? If u do, ken Ai borro it 2 sayve teh ittybittykittycommittee? Just donut let LCB ennywayr neer it!
an axually Ai iz Juunie, onnee mii pa cawz mii Junebug Nsted.
Duz dis b teh hoel kit n caboodul?
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AI WONT TEH BURGERS BAK!!!
*Goez owt 2 shed and straing sowndz r herd.
*bamk! krilnk! gruschngle! Smbralg!
*kumz owt uv shed wif handful uv pikkitsinez.
*Sinez sez:
¡¡ BRING BAK OWER BERGERZ !!
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*tosses sinez down fred to booklion, JCH4K, Gibbocat, adn Kafleen.
Moar sinez 4 enny1 hoo b wanting 1!
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Bringing bak deh burgerz noaw, pls?.
Prittee plz?
Prittee, prittee plz?
Prittee plz wif shugrz on tawp?
Prittee plz wif chokklit martooneez on deh side?
What does we wants?
We wants BURGERZ!
Wen does we wants em?
We wants em NAO!!!
Heer Dave, Habbing a sine.
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Bergerz, Bergerz!!
Wii wantz Bergerz!!!!
Gimmee a *B*
Gimmee a *U*
Gimmee a *R*
Gimmee a *G*
Gimmee a *E*
Gimmee a *R* . BURGER! BURGER! BURGER!
* Tap danses inna cercle wif flagz flying frum teh glawkinschpeel*
Smbralg????
Dat b deh sownd uv deh saw sawing deh pikkitz. It not b deh hi $
saw. It b deh rustee saw frum deh grage sail.
Is dis site cawld “Ai can has @?” NOES. It is cawld “Ai can has cheezburger”. So wehr is teh cod damt cheezburgrs awlreddy? Ai fink we has a vile asian heer - yup, dis site is promotin teh burgrs an has no burgrs!! Under Yoorowpeen Commyewnitty Law, u can nawt say u has burgrs unless u has teh burgrs!! Mai hyoomin rites are beein dessicated!! Ai is going to get up a partition an take legull ackshun. Ai has a legull professhunul and ai’m nawt afraid to use it!
Cawl in teh Ayr robiks destructors an teh vet-teks - tihs is WOR!!
*Tosses SJ & Ambercat eech a sine on her way 2 deh nex pitcher.