Itty bitty kitty comitte boat sinked.
Itty bitty kitty comitte boat sinked. Comitte escaped in liferaft.
dun wurree. rescue kitteh will rescuez yoo.
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Call teh CoastGuard!!!
Pass me teh snorgul snorkul-I r goin in!!
Congrats on the not-second (and the second), tidmum!
Fanx Billy
Teh fyremenz will reskyew u!
Ooeerr!!
Dadgummit, word press is eating mah posts agin!
Here, tidmum, take yer pick:
http://www.vox.com/organize/#collection:6a00c2252654f28e1d00d4142f049e3c7f
concatz Titmumz!!!1
rekkon yew wheel b 2 bizzee snorgling 2 partay??
wen yew kumz up 4 ayr wii wheel haf teh drinkandanz
Ohai gibbocat
I r fixted !! Well teh pyuter iz enneeway!!
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Partay on Doodz!!
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Sumwun else kin tayke a turn wib teh snorkul nao-I are awl snorguled owt!!
. Sits down wiv a glass ob Jing an tonniks an sez
*CHEEZ* tew awl teh cheezfrenz
Cheez! tidmum!
congrachumalayshuns! on nawt second
and on pyuter fexedness.
And tanks fur bringing teh
Coast Gurads on board!
(Firepeeps need to rest)
Fanx booklion
Dem’s inna Nawty Barn rite nao!
We need “sayvin” frum teh flud cawsed by teh fyremenz
gud 2 haz yew bak wif teh fixxee pewter!!!
an gettin teh tawp sport am teh gud wai 2 selleebrayt!
teh bayvin kapz haz bin strecht 2 teh limmit bai awl teh kyootsum pixchewers!
happytails
happytails
an moar happytailz!!
eyem steel N joyin LCB’s raysin sloths!!
Fanx gibbocat
Dis iz teh bestest playce
*Happitayl twirl an spin an danse*
oooh… CoastGuard, hmm? Ai tink we could put dem in teh NB wif Yung Nekkid Guy and teh scores of Fyrehotties (jender nootral term) awlreddy stored dere.
gud idear, Kafleen. Den wii hab proekton frum fyre an flud an wrenkels.
eggzactlee!!!!
Ohh DD, da wrenkels!
*slapz forhed*
Ai jess fownded owt wut ‘ironing’ wuz, nao ebryting iz may king cents
WooHoo, Tidmum! Yu is bak awn ICHC wiv a ven jence!!! Congratumalaysuns awn yur fur vest form Last (wher eggzakly is Last?)
Fanx Ambercat!!
*I can plai a pyuter*
*Pyuter*
*Pyuter*
*I can plai a pyuter*
*An danse wv mah Cheezfrenz* WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!
I liek ur purty song!!!
Wut toon iz dat, Tidmum? Sowndz liek “Followin teh Leeder”!
WORNINK! Tihs is troolee dredful an, to maek it werse, tihs is a perfeshunal act!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1VKWhFeNLQ
Wuz 1 gui innis unnerware??!!
Ai fink datz a gurl in hawtpantz!
U noez, Ambercat, it mitez be dredfull, but if I can maek a groop of peepz so happee wif mai myoozikz, I doo teh saem fing!
“Happi” is a relatif term heer – awl teh peeps has been in car serrated in teh Holiday Camp; tihs act is Wondermus, compared to teh genrul level ob orfullness tehy is expeeriensing!
I been so bizzy katchin up awn teh rase, I iz misssed awl teh fun heer, an nao I haz to go fix teh supper….Tidmum, so glad u iz bakk!!!!!
*wanderz orf down hawl, dansin to TM’s sawng…*
*wayves teh floofy paws at zauberflote*
Ai am teh Tekno man,
Ai com form daon yur wai
An Ai can plai-ai,
(Wut can yu plai-ai?)
Pyu, pyu, pee-yu-ter
Pee-yu-ter
Pee-yu-ter
Pyu, pyu, pee-yu-ter
pyu, pyu, ter
Heeeheeee!
Ai started a eerwurm!!
Ai can plai a big trombone
big trombone
big trombone
I can plai a big trombone
oompa oompa pa
*wispurrs to Ambercar* Last is nawt a “where” – it’s a “he.” Teh faymous desiner of teh coveted Fur Vests!!
WIN!!!
I can has fur vest from Last, tew??
(hmm thot shoes wur maed onna last.)
Welcome hoem, Tidmum!
Sew glad you has a big trom… um fixed puter!
Concatchoolashunz on teh nawt sekkund…… an welkum bak frum teh ‘pyootur borkedudness!!!
fanx nightshayde
It r gud tew be bak
yes we need hep we ids too or twee witterz ..no mik heer..smeww fiss
tidmum, teh fyremenz will reskyew u!
We gots teh Coastguard inna Nawty Barn tew
Well-all dat water frum teh Fyrehottiez,we be gettin fludded ….
*Halp!Halp! I r nawta gud swimmer! I can haz reskyoo plz?*
Ooo soo brayve!! Awl dees laydies in her needz “sayvin” Mister Hansum Coastguard mens
*Flutters eyelashes an fishes rownd fer lipgloss*
poifeckt!!!!!! Ai’m so glad yew noticed dat I stashed dem in der… dere’s more than enuff foar me and some of them were startin tew powt.
LOL!
Mebbe ai cud maek sum niec conbersayshunz wiff a Mister Hansum Coastguard menz. 
Ai wuz a lifeguard mennee yeers and menne pownds ago.
Wurk it, gurl!!!
SRY, I be the baddee. Wit all the shelterz LOLkittehs, why you mus breed adn breed. I see dey are speshul, but kittehs w/o teh paperz, speshul, too.
Shaungrl, yew is nawt a baddie. Yew is makin a berry gud point about awl teh poor shelter kittehs. Yew’s rite. AWL teh kittehs is speshul!
I agree with you, Shaungirl; however, in this case, maybe we can pretend that this is a foster/rescue situation rather than a breeder.
A reskew station in teh middle of teh ocean. Kittehs DO NOT WANT water.
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Iz tru. Ax your kitteh. See wat s/he sez.
Uh I don noes. My fetchin kitteh, he taek teh ball and frows it in teh 3 gallun bukkit. Watches it float and den himz bob for ball wit himz pawnclaw. Fursted tiem I tink acksident. Noes, him do on porpoise. Him fetch teh ball, tug-o-war wit ball, adn now, him bobberz wit it. Him is shelterz kitteh… I toll you.
DAT is gud tought, CP. I liek dat.
O Noes, tehy bees adriyft at see; naow wut ?????????;
Halp, halp!!!!!!!!!!!; caul Mommeh kitteh; her nawt at hoem rite naow;
Caul Auntee Minnee, oar Fluffee, Teenee, Lizziee, Sweetie, oar Juunie!!!
(Oar ebben teh Lolrus: hims cud saive us wif hims bukkit (iyf hims haz iyt).)
Enneeboddee!!!! Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooohhhhhh!!!
did sumbunny say teenie? Heer Ai iz!
…ennybuddy got a hellikopter wif wunnadem peepl-liftin baskits onnit? If u do, ken Ai borro it 2 sayve teh ittybittykittycommittee? Just donut let LCB ennywayr neer it!
an axually Ai iz Juunie, onnee mii pa cawz mii Junebug Nsted.
Duz dis b teh hoel kit n caboodul?
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AI WONT TEH BURGERS BAK!!!
*Goez owt 2 shed and straing sowndz r herd.
*bamk! krilnk! gruschngle! Smbralg!
*kumz owt uv shed wif handful uv pikkitsinez.
*Sinez sez:
¡¡ BRING BAK OWER BERGERZ !!
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*tosses sinez down fred to booklion, JCH4K, Gibbocat, adn Kafleen.
Moar sinez 4 enny1 hoo b wanting 1!
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Bringing bak deh burgerz noaw, pls?.
Prittee plz?
Prittee, prittee plz?
Prittee plz wif shugrz on tawp?
Prittee plz wif chokklit martooneez on deh side?
What does we wants?
We wants BURGERZ!
Wen does we wants em?
We wants em NAO!!!
Heer Dave, Habbing a sine.
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Bergerz, Bergerz!!
Wii wantz Bergerz!!!!
Gimmee a *B*
Gimmee a *U*
Gimmee a *R*
Gimmee a *G*
Gimmee a *E*
Gimmee a *R* . BURGER! BURGER! BURGER!
* Tap danses inna cercle wif flagz flying frum teh glawkinschpeel*
Smbralg????
Dat b deh sownd uv deh saw sawing deh pikkitz. It not b deh hi $
saw. It b deh rustee saw frum deh grage sail.
Is dis site cawld “Ai can has @?” NOES. It is cawld “Ai can has cheezburger”. So wehr is teh cod damt cheezburgrs awlreddy? Ai fink we has a vile asian heer – yup, dis site is promotin teh burgrs an has no burgrs!! Under Yoorowpeen Commyewnitty Law, u can nawt say u has burgrs unless u has teh burgrs!! Mai hyoomin rites are beein dessicated!! Ai is going to get up a partition an take legull ackshun. Ai has a legull professhunul and ai’m nawt afraid to use it!
Cawl in teh Ayr robiks destructors an teh vet-teks – tihs is WOR!!
*Tosses SJ & Ambercat eech a sine on her way 2 deh nex pitcher.
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an let us chant awl togedde nao!!
BRING AR BURGERS BAK!
BRING AR BURGERS BAK!
BRING AR BURGERS BAK!
PLEEEEEEEZE!!!! BRING TEHM BAK. WE NEEDZ THEM. WE WANTS TEHM . WE CANNAWT GO AWN MUCH LONGER WIFFOUT THEM. WE AR SUFFERING GRATELEE.
TAKE PITEE AWN US. *begins so sob piteously*
yew neadz teh toon:
Breeeeng bak
breeeeng bak
aw breeeng bak mai brgrz 2 mii 2 mii !!1
breeeeng bak breeeeng bak
aw breeeng bak mai brgrz 2 miiiiii !!1`
mai brgrz am lawzt in teh eethur
mai brgrz eye noe lawngur C !!1
mai brgrz r nommed bai teh eeethur
sew breen bak mai brgrz 2 miii !!11
FTW!!!!!!
Win!!!!
We sit heer an commet awn LOLcats
An hav us sum howers ob fun
We wont to sai “well dun” wiv burgers
But teh burgers R bl**dy well gorn!
Breeeeng bak
breeeeng bak
aw breeeng bak mai brgrz 2 mii 2 mii !!1
breeeeng bak breeeeng bak
aw breeeng bak mai brgrz 2 miiiiii !!1
teh burgers, teh mek teh site 2 slow…ai caint see teh coments if teh burgers r hear….
meny people wid slo compooturs caint.
O, NOES!!!
Pleeze not too be sobbin piteously, mah fren Janet!!
*Pats Janet gentlee wiff littul hoofies and tries to console*
Look wutt u dun too mah fren, u borked burgurs! U has maded hur cry! Now I
ordurs u too jump back on deez pages an return us too owr regularlee skedyooled
programming!!!!
Here’s my vote for u, Janet…it’s only wun burgur, butt it’s a DOOZY!!
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Oh my! That isn’t from one litter is it? That poor Mother Cat if it is.
I seriously want swim in that kitten ocean!
i can haz burf kuntrowl? plzkthx.
They must have hit a MICEBURG!
Win
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*heddesk*
Meouch! Cat was a bad pun.
am noe sush fing az teh ‘bad pun’!!
dat wuz a titanik pun!! oarsum!!
*heddesk*
dem am awl mewwlin:
mykul, roe teh bowt ashaw,
lollee loo yah!
mykul, roe teh bowt ass yoar!!
loll ee loo yah!!
Brudder lenda halpin han
Lollee loo yah!
Brudder lenda halpin hand
Lollee loo yah!!
*Joynz handz wif peepz on bof sidez
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Seester help 2 trim deh sayl, *slowlee rocking
loll ee loo yah!! *Bak & 4th
Seester help 2 trim deh sayl, *slowlee rocking
loll ee loo yah!! *Bak & 4th
sidddaon yer rawkin teh bowt!
siddaon. siddaon, siddaon siddaon!!
siddaon yer rokkin teh bowt! ♫
An baysmunt cat mai drag yu unner
Bai teh sharp lappells ob yur poyntee endz
siddaodsiddaodsiddaonsiddaon
Siddaon yur rokkin teh bote!
nao, dat bit awlwaiz konfewsd mii!!?? iffen bayzmint kat am teh hawt an fyree karaktur – hao kum he doan kawz teh jynormus steeemin 2 happin in teh wortur? koz den ebbreebuddee wud sai – hay hay lookit awl teh steeem!! wassup dawk? mebbe beddur siddaon, pally boi! doan wanna git skawldid oar boyd alibe!
lobsta stylee – Not WANT !!!1
Ai gess yu can has gud sawnfs or yu can has gud lojik: Yu cannut has bofe!
cud Aye hab teh lobsta iffen U noe wantz?! kthanx…
wen eye libbd in lodnon, wot am gettin teh noo mair 2 dai, eye had teh favrit restrint dat serbd teh lobsta bindalooo!! yummy yummy nom nom nom!
Lobsta bindaloo! Do want!
mebbe bayzmint kat iz Hadeez an iz annudder um…
ebil lolrus tew bii Posighdin?
teh cosmolojikul rammyfixashunz ov yur konsept ov teh eeebill lolrus am jainormuz!!
am dat troolee pandorahz bukkitt??
*mush 2 pondur!!1*
O noe, dis iz wai hii iz sew fixated on teh bukket!
Dey bii spillN owt awl teh sorroez. Whair iz hoep!
in teh showr nachrallee!!
hoep awn a roep 2 warsh awai yur wurreez!!1
eye alwaiz pheelz beddur affur a showur!!
splisshee splashee – rub a liddul hoep awn heer an a liddul moer awn der!
an it duzzent steeng yur ize neefur!
eyem finkin teh Tybooteek shud B stawkin hoep awn a roep.
*hmmmm*
Iz gud tew haev hoep awnna roep, doan wanna dropit, noe wii doan! Tewmorrow Ai wheel haev tew sii if tehre izannee hoep awnna roep @ teh Tybookeek tewmeowrow.
Oh, Gibbocat!! taht am beeing deh moast
I iz awl happeetail just thinking uv it!!
wundermus idea!! Hoep awn a Roep!!
Dis will b sew gud 4 deh peepz wen dey
b habbing deh sadz. In mai mind I b seeing
it like a bokay uv helium bloonz wif a roep 2
b holding on 2. Adn deh Hoep b floting up
in deh air ober dere hedz.
Wow, Gibbocat, adn mj… Waht a wundruss idea!! The hole whirld cud yuse hoep onna roep.. Not ebben just ICHC land…
Maybee in speshul cents like…forgitmenawt or cat-tails, purrhaps.
oar pussy-willow adn, uv corse,
catnip.
♥ I luv dis idea!! ♥
Oar beybeez bref adn, sertanly, lams earz shud nawt be 4gottin..
Hay!!! I fink I lawst sumfin…
Oh, dere it iz!!!
Nope…. Heer it iz!!!!!
:heart: lessee duz this werk
:love:
deh ♥ b frum deh “Character Map” in
Windoze XP.
*sigh*
I dozen haz XP .. Sew I dozen hazza hart???
Waaaah.. I wants a hart too!!
holds up lited up Biks in bof floofy paws
*Sways armz bak adn forf*
This goze up bai Gibbocats boat sawng!!
*Curse yu Werd Prez!!!!!*
FTW!!!!elebenty!!!!
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Az a point uf interest, Ai want to taek a poll:
lolcats— do yew pronownce it el-oh-el-cats or loll-cats?
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Ai say teh former and mai roommate sais teh latter (donut walk under it!).
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Wat about yews?
I sez LOLL- cats
“loll-cats”
Lollll-cats
I sez loll-catz. I fink itz eben in teh wikkii?
Loll-catz heer, tew.
lawl-kats.
Usually tew teh tuna ov Teh Cure’s ‘Love Cats.’
“Miss yew, hiss yew. Lawl-kats.”
OMG…I am nao heering B-52’s “Love Shack”
wif da wurds “Lol Cats” instead. ‘Cept it izznt
B-52’s, itz Brad Shrwood satirayting dem.
Lawl-katz, baybeee.
Brad iz gud, but Ai steel prefr Ryan.
Ai tuuk mai teen tew see “who’s line” cast @ a lo-cal Universecity.
Wuz grate, manee lafs; but Ai had a sad coz Ryan wuzznt tehre.
Ai sez “loll-cats,” but huzbin sez “el-oh-el-cats.”
Silly huzbin…
Ai figyoor “lolrus” rimez wif “walrus,” sew it must be “lolcat” (wich wud rime wif “walcat” – nawt to be confuzzled wif “walmart”).
Aiz dun nao.
I thot about the lolrus ting, but foar sum reason ai jus sez el-oh-el-cats… donut make sense, but lolspeak isn’t quite teh langwidge of logik, is it?
Hoo sez no logic??!?!?!?!?1?1/1??!?!?!?!
Dis b deh moast logikle langwidge eber.
How ken u go rong wif no rulez?
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Eye sez lolcatz cuz itz ritted lolcatz. after 30+ yrs in deh
gummint, I can pronounce darn near enny acronim I seez.
OMG teh gummimt. Ayes werkz 4 teh red-hedded-steppe-chile ob teh gummint, awlsew noan az teh “snail mail”. wii gotz werdz Aye ken onlie sai, butz haz noe ideer waht teh ledderz stan 4. Noe wunnerz Aye ken reed teh lolspeak!1!
I noes deh feline. U ending up wif a vocabularee ov deh
acronimz adn u noez wut dey b 4, but u 4get wut awl deh letterz
standing 4.
lolz… I read that as “4 headed step child.” I thought, hmm… that’s an interesting new take on it.
Oahi KNTF, Ai du dat alla tyme. Ai new wut WTF meens, sew wen Ai reeds FTW Ai tinks it bees WTF bakwerds. Mai dis lexus, let me sho yew it!
gummint is nawt logikal!! Dat’s wun ting ai know from libbing in teh Washingmachine DC fer 2 yeers. Ai am still werking on mai acronoms.
oh, ktnf ! ai werkd 4 da gummint 4 tirdee yrs ! but nao aim free ! still merember da acronyms an ai tawk 2 mai fren wooz free nao 2 awn da fone an we tawk da acromyn tawk 2 eech udder no wundr ai kan reed da lawl-speak !
Loll catz, juss liek lolruses
Ai say LOLLcatz. Az in fabulolso.
Oh, yu iz stil heer. Gud jawb tudai, Janet.
Ai sez teh latter…dont let LCB kno we haz a latter!
Ai finks teh latter caem wif teh fyremenz.
Yippeee tay tay! Moar fyreminz! Der hoe sis iz gunna has teh ravvels ~~~~
O my goodness so much cute! But man that’s alotta kittehs!!
can yew ‘magine alla dem runnin rown teh hous??
yesss pleeez!!
a snorgul in ebberee dyrexshun!!
eieeeeee!
so cyoot!!!!! In fact…. aw, cwap—SPLORTTTTTT
Uh-Oh. *grabz deh CCC adn runz to Kafleenz aid.
*Errrrp. (Datz deh brakes.)
*Trowz opun awl deh doorz.
*rummage rummage, rummage.
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Sheesh!!! Luk at awl deh braynez.
U shure dese awl caminged owt uf yer hed?
*Sweep, sweep, sweep. Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop. Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk. Tuk, tuk, tuk.
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Iz dat awl?
*lukz arownd 2 making shur.
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OK. U like deh baby possumz? wii gots deh CHRG wif possumz 4 u.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee. Snap!!!!
Ooopz. sry. didn’t meen to do dat.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
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Heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
Adn noaw I tuk u up in deh floofee green blankee.
Rest heer adn u b ok in a liddel wyle.
ooooh!!! Fank yew so much cweenmj!!! Ai hads to go out for dinner w/ mai frends wifout mai brains!!!! Fank goodness they were all here by the tiem I comed back!! Iz feelin much better. nom nom nom possum
Nope! teh mostest kittehs i eva had was 5, afta my kitteh had kittehs! That was ’nuff for me!
Eech tym Ai cownt tehse kittehs Ai gat a diffrunt nummer!
oooo…. magik!
Der is a playce in Kent neer Maidstone,where teh Standing Stones can be counted-the number is different every time.*cue Twilight Zone Muzic…*..is verry weerd…
Der is sumfing liek dat (prolly abowt saem lokayshun) in wun uv teh Duncton Moles books. If yew google “stillstones,” teh nawt sekund fing dat kumz up is frum teh books.
BTW – ai rillee impressed wif maiself fur rembemring dat dey was “stillstones” sins ai hab nawt red teh books in a lawng tiem.
*sigh* Ai lubs doze buks — mite be having tew reedz dem agin.
eye mex it sebenteen – witch am awmoast enuff 4 awl teh winnin raysurz frum teh Rosie partay fred.
tofu n cheez am jenerus 2 maek it awmoest kum ryt in dis pikchewer!!
a snuggle 4 eech winnur ( sept sumwun haz 2 cher ) but cheezpeepz awlwaiz cherz N E wai!
wut a gud ideea!!!!!
Gibbocat, u sew clebber! I dinna finked ov dat! Ai shairz mien wif aneebuddee!
Haow u noez tehsz tings, N E waiz?????
Paging Dr. Tinycat. Dr. Tinycat, you are wanted in the emergency room. We have sixteen, repeat, sixteen cases of cuddle deprivation. Snorgles needed immediately.
is taht wher we is goin nfor teh nekst Cheez-meet, wen JCH4K coms ober?
Weird press is messing wiv mai hed – tihs is ment to go wiv Tidmum’s commet abowt StandinStoens in Kent
tew menny kittehs, nawt enuff lyfebote
Oooh, floofpile! *dives in*
yew need teh snorgul snorkle!!! Ai tink Tidmum had it last.
Katch! diva.
teh snorgul snorkul iz nessedary fer dis mush Kyoot!!
Gee, tankz!
is a cuddel puddel!
Kitteh Cloaning Program
Phaze one is compleet
Phaze too is startin
first batch of supa-cloan soldiurs is growin
That’ll teach them to ride the failboat!
Anerabuhls an reskewed. Nao fur spay/neuter an adopt to furever loving hoams.
Aytteen Kitteh awz
a beeg oald rafft! Yo Ho Ho
andz Bawtull ubz Rum!
Liddill Kittehz arz
selleebrayteeng ‘Tawllk Lykez A
Pyrittz Day” 2Day!
Pyrittz Kittehz doan’tz
knoez wut a ‘MaynSill’ iz. So
dayz luukz 4 Windo
Jack.
LOL!
Yay, Jack!!! *klaps teh foofee pawz*
OOoh Jack! Tawlk Lyke a Pyrit day is mai favrit!!!!
Wun, too, tree, for.. no wait.
Wun, too, tree, for, fivez, sixes and sevenses… o hai u r count alreddy
Nao I fergit. Start agan: Wun, too, tree… offishul count whole bunchateen kittehs.
I nawt fink dis hao u pley
mew-zikul chayrz.
buut is verree lyk hao yu plai sardeens!
Run 4 Teh Rosies
♡♡♡♞♘♞♘♞♘♞♡♡♡
Ayes B thnxin’ awl the Cheez peeps hu maed
teh rayse sew speshull.
Moz ob awl, Aye thnx teh Rosie,
Wifowt huim, Aye cud noe unnerstan teh lolspeak.
btw, JCH4K, Ayes bin reedin’ mai book on teh MAC, & noa noes house 2 uzes teh speshull kara, carro, nifty-neato signs….
Hai, Smammie.
eye fink Jannit am bizzy 2 dai. Butt eye will sen hur teh messij sew shii kan kum heer – an yew kan swop Mac tiep noetz iffen yew neidz 2.
Gibbocat, U teh bestest!. Thanx! Awl dis PC stuph no gudsz 2 MACpeeps, Butz izn’t itz grate taht teh MAC haz Leopard? Tehy gnu ‘bpwt Lolcats !!!!a
Aye cn spelz, butt ye can’ts type…:oops:
eye getz teh eempreshun dat yew haz prollimz wif teh typin butt yewr spellinz am poyfexyun..?
Ayez muss cornfess.. Aye iz a dikshunairy attic. N thesaurus (frum teh pliocene), n etymologies, n, n, n, werdz!!!! Mai-b, iffin Aye larn ennuf ob tehm, Aisle noa whut itz awl abowt…unless it iz teh “hokie-pokie” n Aye R doooomed….
Awl doze thesaurusii (theosoreeye, mebbee?) whir stinkd bai teh pliocene!
Mai profezaur sez avter dis (teh hollowseen) will be teh shudacene…
coz wii ’shoulda seen’ it coming.
Ur rite, Smammie, teh etymologiez is vry fun. Maeks lolspeak moar roebust.
C der Ai go agin…reeds into mawl ogeez
*tinks . . . bugs??*
Smammie!!
WE can doo awl that???
gibbocat told mee yoo were heer wif this informahusn. But yoo have a book? a Mac book? ai dint know there wuz such a thing. LOL!!
Is it hard? Is it something yoo can tell mee? Or do ai need to buy this book sumwhere?
Thanks fur remembering taht Ai ar teh poor lost Mac purrson. It wud have been better had mai nepyoo Joe nawt moved to Sweden He wuz supposed to teech me these things – but we ran compleetlee out ov tiem!!
(Bai teh way – waht duz “Smammie” meen??
ڬ۞ᴪ∑☻
Dese frum my charactur map under teh Start button!
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Silli Mac noa haz teh vizabul Start button (libs awn bak ob sceen) mushlee difront frum teh PC. ⚡✂♨ , dese r frum teh MAC… Aye kneadz 2 reed moar 2 larn house 2 maek dem gro beegar….
LOL Smammie!!! *dances around*
It lurks liek yew arr cuttN a bakkd tator wif a pear ov sizzorz!
Hai JCH4K!
SmammiePjammie, Smammie, oar da Smam, iz waht Mr. Pjammie cawlz mii awl teh time.. iz a lawn-tiem joke. IRL, iz Sallie. ‘puters r nawt mai frenz, butz teh nessa, necse, the, muss habz, (awlsew noan az “Basement Spawn”). Spiffy-nifty sines are libbin in teh “Text Edit” ub teh MAC… open hym op, hit “Command+Option+T” WoooHoo! Lookie dere! copy & paste, luke oat whirld, hear Aye cum!, Dew 2 fruzstrashun, Ayes gotz 2 buks n ahm reedin’ liek madz.
eye warz finkin smammie wuz frum teh
nawk nawk
hoo dare??
it smammie
hoo smammie??
ice mammie!!
nao lemmee in!!
kew teh mewzik an teh boot pawlish
*dab smeer smeer*
*daon awn teh wun nee* ( doan furgit teh wyt glubz – nawt CHRG!!1 )
eye wawk elebentee myulz 4 wun uv yur smyolz.
mai smaaaaaaaaaammmmieeeee!! ♫
Ohhh Gibbocat!1!,
“house Aye lub U, house Aye lub U,mai deer ol’ Smammie” yup, das mii, butz teh Mr. Pjammie duz it whale wherein’ teh swetz pawnz on hymz hed…iz a beri silli hoom Aye libs in…
Alsew, wun buk iz naemd “Mac OS X Leopard, Teh Missin’ Manual” witch tales mii dat teh instrushuns dinnit cums 2 gud wif teh machine…..
That can’t be all one litter – is it? A lot of the babies look the same, and they’re all around the same age…..
Ohai, Awl yu . Ai wuz owt awl dai nd mis da rays. just ketched up naow . so Happytayl tu se Tidmum iz unborked and Mary”o chekd in Gud tu se a gud tiem wuz had bai awl. Maibe nu fred cumz up in a fyew minutz oar wil se yu tumoro fur the birfdai partee.
Ooopsie. Dat’s da gma uvver plaice frum WP site.
Oh my. What I wouldn’t give to dive headfirst into that caboodle. Even at the cost of encountering multiple sets of pointy endz.
Hey, purebred kitties need snorgling too! We can’t all be lucky enough to score unique, one-of-a-kind, broke-the-mold-when-they-made-’em shelter and rescue kitkats
.
/hyooman-mom to two rescues.
Kittehz nawt no dey pyoorbred or rez-q. Jes noez dey needz fudz an pleyz an luvz.
Oh Nose!!! Cruella iz watin’ fer der spots to come in. She iz plannin’ on a kitteh coat!!!
Oh my god…Itz so cute!!!!*fg*
wat kin of kitttahs are these?
Hoep iz nawt tu laet tu du dis:
“Okeh, nao we haz kumitteh roel kawl tu mayk shor ebreewun heer.”
“Abnur?” “Heer.”
“Butunz?” “Heer.”
“Curlee?” “Heer.”
“Dohnut?” “Heer.”
E….
“Ebbensneezar?” “Heer.”
“Fluffie?” “Heer.”
“Gorjuss?” “Heer.”
“Happitale?” “Heer.”
I….
“Izzadoor?” “Heer.”
“Jellee Footz?” “Yo.”
“Kittee?” “Present.” *Wif a snootee luk at Jellee Footz.
“L….
“Lulabelle?” “Heer.”
“Muffie?” “Heer.”
“Narcissi?” “wha?”
“O….
“Ollifurr?” Yup!
“Purrsnikkitty?” Present
“Quincy?” Yu gottit!
“R…
“Rutherfurd?” “Hear Aye r.”
“Sassyfrass?” “Hu wanna noa?”
“TInytoes?” “Down here, sir.”
“U…
“Ukuhlaylee?” “Riet heer.”
“Viktur?” “Prezint!”
“Winkee?” “Ovur heer, steerin teh bote.”
“Xerxes? Xerxes?!?? WAYR R XERXES??!???” “Heer sur. Undur Sassyfrass.” “Oh. Gud.”
“Yodul?” “Lay heer hoo!”
“Zipur?” “ZZZZZZZ.”
Phew! Ebreewun prezint an akowntid foar!
So mannee bebbehs! Hau dey all gonna get a furebber home?
Wif mee
i wantz tah be in da pial of teh kittahs!!! letz awl jump in teh lifwraf!
Oh ai tinks teh itty bitty kittehs r in beeg trubel! Tehy shud hav brot teh lifeguards!
Oh this is sooo cute. I adore the itty bitty kitty committe!!