Ur throwpillowz r angries
iz angree but iz reddee 2 kooshin.
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Iz Wilfurred Brinley plo’?
Conga rat joo lay shuns on nowrt furzt Smammie! Yoo wan cookie?
Pillowcat is enraged.
Thanx
Gibz cookie 2 angry plo’ 2 pazifie hym…runz 4 hai grownd
No, no, donut gib cookies (or sonuts, eder)
to diabeetus kitteh unless yu
noes it will fit in carb count fo
da day.
Tho I had a crankie boss wunce, n on hiz
crankiest daze I would go to bakery on
my braye, n bring him back pastry.
Wunce he got shugar in system, he wuz
da happy. Well, da less cranky.
mai bahd, az aye noaz taht, buttz maibee in teh Cheezland, cookies haz noe carbz 4 teh kitteh 2?
{{{Smammie}}} Way to go! The Fur Vest frum Last!!!
an yoo ar right - heer in Cheezland - no caloreez, no carbz - yoo can hav awl teh chawklit martooneez - oar chawkit possoms - oar chawklit martoonees (did ai say taht awlreddee??) yoo want!
TOWN CRIER ANNOUNCEMENT!
Awn Friday, teh 2nd of May - on teh 6 AM ICHC time (luk right below yur nayme - that iz ICHC time)
we are going to hav anudder RACE!!!
Teh “RUN FUR TEH ROSIE” to honor ar awn deer Rosie (rtshore) hoo iz so nice an duz such wonderful werk wif the LOLspeak. Credit to smammie - hoo thot ov it!!
De tailz to follow!
PLEEZ NOAT TIEM CHANGE!!! Wuz oringe in alley announced fur 3 AM. We’re gonna trai it wif the 6 AM fur teh west coast peepl!!
But ai WUD liek to *ahem* organze it a liddle bit. Becuz last tiem wuz so fun an we were so eggscited taht it awl got a bit scrambled up!
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Ai wud like to tryi (an ai KNOW some people might not see this) to do the following,
NOBUDDEE commints under the names in teh winners circle - that would be those who log in in the firs minute. That way the lion up remayns cleer.
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After teh rayce is done, ai wud ask eech ov teh TY holderz (teh within one minnit wun)
to return to their plaice an tell us what they were riding - or if racing on foot.
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How duz it werk? Just before the 6AM (3rd of teh day) pikchure coms up - we ar awl at our Pewters - reddi to pounce! The New Pickture comes up - and we’re OFF!!l
AN - of corse - enewun saying “f.r.t” wud bee diszualified!
I will start traning mai skwirrlz rite now!
*starts shopping list:
1. noocleeur skwirrl kibble
2. Partikal accelleratur
3. Nutz
otay wate a sek…
wut in teh heck is goin awn?
i fink i must hav missd teh last event ov wich yoo speek.
wut is dis race?? i *luuuurv* racin!
::starts warmn up::
::runs free laps arownd haus::
fyew! iz al reddy for race!!!
hai jch4k!!!!! hows u dis morning?
Hai - pud…britt!!! Ai’m reelee fine - tahnks. Except ai sent a MayDay greetin to ebreewun - an fergot to taek off teh http:// - so it mite get heer bai tomoorow!!
Nao I’m going to re-post it awn teh next pikschure!
Hao is teh noo kittteh?! But waht a sillee question!
Ai will tri to mayke it two teh race dis tyme! naow ai gotta getz busy maeking a hairness fir mai teem …notz sayin what dat teem iz mayde uup of
Conga Ratz, deer Smammie!!1 Especiallee for yoo there in teh taupe spot - but also fur ebree buddee - a May Day greeting fur yoo. VERY PERKEE!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXBPeiTPH5I&feature=related
The King’s Singers
Thomas Morley. Now is the month of Maying.
Happy May Day too all.
(Rodnee - LOOOLLLLL!!! Ai ar a “perky morning purrson”
perky morning purrson… pesky morning purrson….
almoast teh same!
just teasin JCH4K!
JCH4K, I enjoyed the music very, very much and the pix were exceptional. Thank you for sharing.. Happy May Day everyone.
en heer iz sum Morris dansin fr May Day, 2!
(Ai lykes teh stik dansiz bettr, but hanky dansiz r stil fun to watch.
h t t p : / / w w w.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z8QGX07tGw
iz want to comment
U can haz comment. Urz!
I haz no comment
ai commentz in ur genrul direkshun…
mai coment smelz like kehchup, go hed, smel it
all yur commints are belong tu nawt yu.
Bright perky morning people should be shot
B shure U aim iz beri-beri gud… btw, Ayes habin a Havatrie-dill-cheez nomlette 4 mah brekfass
Wen teh revolution comes dey’ll b teh nawt sekund ‘gainst teh wall.
Butz wud nawt taht meenz taht U wudz haz 2B op B4 mii?
No. we does it in teh nighttiem wen dey not so bright n perkey.
we shud start teh list now.
*Grumble grumble grumble* stoopy morning peeps
*runs and hides because her roommate has accused her of being a morning person*
mai kitteh is traind to eet mornin peeps on cummand.
i donut has mennee peeps ovr for visitin ennee mor…
aize a weerd hibrid- kuz mornin duznt kum over teh mowntuns until 8:30am, ize a guud mornin person. an aize a nite owel, kuz ai luvz to luuk at teh stars… iz nawt an afternoon persun tho- aize growchier than a pig onna stik.
Proverbs 27.14: “He that blesseth his freind with a loud voice, rising early in the morning, it shall be counted a curse to him.”
unless iz spesifyed in teh contrackt dat him is replasin teh alerm clok taht borked. even den, teh contrackt also states dat hyoomen alerm cloks shud considur warin protecktif bodee armer.
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an hoaw duz dis apply to teh kitteh ‘larm cloks? r tehy immyoone to teh curses?
Wye duz brite perkie maurning peeps talk soe muches??? YAK, YAK, YAK!!!!!
Enuff tu gibb yuu a hed-aike; eben iyf yuu iygnoares tehm,
tehy jes goes awn adn awn—–PLEH!!!
vote fur meh lol
put mine. domain and then / teh following
View.aspx?ciid=1037656
like dis http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/
Ur throwpillowz tendz to throwsup, as well.
peeeewwwww, butt tru
hez angries cuz hez cowchpillo … pls 2 stop throwin himz kthxbai
i iz thinkin he luukkz sadz coz we all misunnderstands him. poor kitteh. i sendz him teh lovez
teenage kitteh– no wun unnerstands me!!!!! Gah!! *slams door* *slams door again to make sure teh neybors heer too*
Dey mite be angree, but at leste dey match!
feh, matchins overrated.
Kitteh’s name is Simon Scowl
@@@@@!
5 starz!
✰ ★✩ ✪✬
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If you see boxes and not stars you are probably using IE instead of Firefox
guess i’ll never know…
oh right sorry..i have the flu and my brains not workin. ***** i gets u.
Grumpy kitteh is grumpy
sumwun did nawt try to COMB teh kitteh did they???
mai kittehs laik teh koms, just as lawng as we duznt skratch or get it cawt in the folds uv kitteh skin.
still nawt so fond uv teh baffs tho.
ai fink if i see dat on mai cowch, i just toss it a snak n den bak awai bery bery slllloooowwwwwly. i nawt need cowch, rly! it all hiz.
i members wun tiemz, mai mom taeked in two thro-pillow kittehs while der hoomin wuz awn vacashuns. i luks behind cowch n just sees pile ob blak fur n big glowee i’s. mebbe it ok to keepz dem, u jus’ wann keep vile ob holiee water neer-bai.
hai! i long tyme lurkr but nawt sekond tyme poster! ^^ Dat kitteh look very angry. O.O Mebbe sumone glued him 2 dat bed? D= poor kitteh. look almost lyk meh sissehs kitteh she usedta have.
O an I dus danse fer Smammie! -puts on sum Guns N Roses an’ danses lyk Axl Rose- ^^!
hope yew lyked it!!
o hai vertigolee! i liek yur dans. i lurkz alot, post sumtiemz, nevr been braev enuff yet to dans. maybee wun day…
i fink i jus leev taht kitteh alone, not bovver himz, go sleep on teh cowch…
Well come, vertiglolee. F u havz bin lerkin, u noes teh roolz, adn taht teh cheezpeeps havz teh bes ebber sight. Wut u thinkz tihs kitteh beez luukin lahk win heez teh happehtale?
bed stelling kitteh iz on ur bed
Wunss flooffee Kitteh
fyndz a playss 2 reelakkz, himz
duzzn’t wanna moov
Flooffee Kitteh lubz
plussh carpitz. Dayz maykz Kitteh’z
sawfft floof awll teengleez
Flooffee Kitteh stoarz
stattikk lekktrissittee. Duz
nawt lykez 2 disscharjj
Prittee Wun’s bed iz
nyss. Needz reemoatz 2 turnz awff
sillee sope oprawz
Jack.
Himz luks liek himz haz no leks. Mehbe dats y himz angree? I be angree tu if I haz no leks.
Iz nawt ur kowch, iz mah ANGREE playse.