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Petunia comes in like a flash on her rocket-powered roller skates. Maus and two fire ladies are riding, with Maus in full Queen’s Piper costume. Petunia is wearing her new pink-and-green paisley blanket.
Diamond Kitteh adn her trustee mount Teddeh, a jiant whiet kitteh, R poysed adn reddee at teh starting line. An they iz off!!!1!
Oh noes!! Teddeh is distracted bai the sqwirlls! He charjes off after dem, wif DK klinginging awn furr deer lief! Odder racers R skattered in awl direkshuns!
no farez!!
PENALTIEZ ON TEH PLAI!
DK, duz u rly hav a gient whyte kitteh naymed Teddy? Coz I hav one in my hart frum long yrz ago…..
Ai dew indeed. N hims R teh sweetest boi ebber. Hims will being 10 tihs Joo-lie.
Hims hadda floofy bruvver, all blak, named Bear, butt Bear meetinged a berree sad end.
Oh, I soweee (((((DK)))). Wen I wuz hazzing mai Teddy, tehre wuz also a all blakk “Ruthie”. Ower Teddy wuz teh sweetest kitteh wii ebber ebber had, too!
Ur big whiet kitteh wuz named Teddy too?
Ai fot u just meanted u had a big white kitteh! Befoar Teddy, ai onlee habbing gurl kittehs, n nebber wuz fond ob teh whiet wuns, but Teddy stoleded mai hart. 
sowry 4.5 DK, abowt yr floofy Bear kitteh.
{{{{4.5 Karat Diamond Kitteh}}}}
I fink it’s much harder when they goez that way. My Dixie I menshuned on teh previus thred hadded a bad sad end too.
I fink itz best to try and remmemburs the happie times and nawt to think of teh othur. But itz hard.
Aww, ai R sowry bowt Dixie, too.
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It’s true about the happy times; I still laugh when I remember Bear’s pitiful meowing when he thought he couldn’t get down from a tree, and the way he and Teddy played together!
i’m sorree {{{41/2K}}} mah tora-kitteh had sad end too, not shur zactly wut but i haz my suspishuns based on evidens i wishez i didnt haz…
but wuteber bad happnd, tehy is now happee an saef in teh meddow on teh other sied ob teh brij, playin an waytin for their frenz to joynz tehm, an we alwayz rebembrees tehm in our hartz
Sorwy, leeza, ai forgotted Teddeh’s blinders.
Didja habbing fun ennewai? Ai did!!!1!
Gud luk rownding up awl teh sqwirlls….
Well I iz still werking on it. *pout*
But u knows…. I think I’ll let them go have a littul exercise. And if they don’t come back… we’ll it’z not liek they don’t grow on trees!
but leeza-b, dey iz nuke-leer skwirellzes.
tey will drop nuke-ler waste whereber tey go!
there are a fyoo kinks in teh system, yes.
but we haz a nooclear grayde pooper scooper to takes care of that til we can figure sumthin else owt.
A grayte winged lion swoops dazzlingly through teh spayce-tyme conti..cn-tyme-in-u-nom, all da way frum anchunt Babylonia n da staybles ov Nebuchadnezzar, to run in dis raycee. Booklion lies along da back ov da lion between da grayte golden wingz, fingerz twined in the teh shiny bronz mayne.
Oooooo, tihs gud wun! Berree fantastikal!
Tank yu, zauberflote. I tink I keepz teh lion.
I lyked yru concert on teh fyretruck.
Dat lion gonna b a hazzard to leeza’s skwirrlz! An fankz! Did it rutn owt wii haz ovver connecshunz in teh spaye-tyme-whatsit? Maybe I go looksee.
Ai will be sending Herbie the dentist to see teh Lion…. just a chekup, u noes.
Nothin else. Nope. Nutthin.
Lions lyke to eatz Herbies…lyke catnip, u noes…
I dont tink enny dentist, Herbal or odderwize, haz a chance around a
giant lion wif wingses…
First, I taut dat it wuld be bad fur lion to eat
green glowly nukular skwireels…but nao I
finks mebbe dats hao lion grew wingses in
da beginning tyme.
….GO
Tidmum peddals furiousslee awn her trusty Trycycle wiv teh shoppin basket full ob Kittehs…Teh kittehs am tryin tew pinch teh streemers on teh habdulbars ob gold an silver tinsel flutterung in teh wind….dingalingalingaling…..
ooo… tidmum! Ai liek ur trycicle!! Espeshully teh tinsel!!
shineeee!!
Fanks KafleenTehNawtFirst
Iz skeered ob teh 2 wheel bysikkles.
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Tinsel iz shredded nao-Dem kittehz awl cubbered in sparklee bits nao!!
Hay, Tidmun~~~
Iz yoo rydin saim kyna skooter as me??
Frum 2 pikshurs ago…
…borked foot in Janumaberry, So Iz rinted me a skooter (tink try sickle butt reberse, 2 weels inna frunt anna 1 weel inna bak wif hannel bars anna teeny pad to neel awn). Yooza gud fute tu poosh awound. YES!! Dats it, Ai wheel drive mai skewter!!
*runz to giradge tu get doan adn dust awf*
*putz on streemers cumma owta hannel bars anna dingding bell*
*merembers helmut adn glubs*
dingding bell FTW!
Ohai fikshunkitteh,
Hoap yaw borked foot iz teh mended nao?
Mah trycycle beez a 1 weel at teh frunt an 2 at teh bak.
Gots a shoppin baskitt an a bell an ebreefing!!
Iz akshully mah Boichiks-himz cuddent ride a bike an a Charity gabe him dis tew doo teh lernin awn.
After 1 summer praktissin he lerned tew ride teh nermal bike-Yayyy!!
I mite akshullee go awn it dis summer-teh traffik an bysikkles donut mix beree well.I r teh skeered tew go awn teh main road.
Fanks, mai fute iz twying ta mended. Ai owta teh cassed adn stoopy wokking bute four teh lawng tyme, butt has a limps steel. Mai grayce fill gate, let me show yoo it!
Ai will taek yu sykling wiv me an maek yu feel sayf agin, Tidmum – Ai kno lawts ob nys, kwyit, playces to sykul neer us
Why fankyew, moast kyndlee offur
Mennee Happieez tew yew Deer Rosie
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I baked a hyuge cake-iz can be ennee flavur yew lyke- Iz teh Majik!!
Make a wish wen yew blo owt teh Candulz.
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Pssst …. teh Fyre Brigord am awn stanby iffen yew want teh canduls tew set off teh fyre alarm..I made shore teh Moast Hansum Fyreman am awn dooty as a speshull birfday treet.
Yew is such a gud frend for teh Rosie!!!! How did you steel him awai from LCB? And me 4 dat matter??
I haz a frenly nayberhood Fyreman
he lended me one ob hiz frenz!!!
An awaaaaaeeeeeeyyy wee gooooo!! Whoooo hoooo!
“It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.” Happee Birfdae JKJ ☺
Ai wuz awn mai noo Vespa. Wich ai don’t have yet, but ai am going to!!!
A song for Rosie
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(wif aplologies to Jackson Browne)
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I was looking at teh lolcats
Like an eager pup
I was scrolling all around
But I had to look werds up
They were too hard to suss out
Looked like I had nowhere to go
Then I clicked Rosie’s link
And I lerned lolspeak just like a pro
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So Rosie ur all rite, to u I sing
And ur lolspeak site, Rosie fun u bring
When I need some insight I go consult ur wiki
Lolspeak’s no mystery, I’m not uptight, Rosie
I was riding a chariot pulled by my thoroughbred team of Seven Deadly Sloths.
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Their names are:
Lust,
Gluttony,
Greed,
Wrath,
Envy,
Pride, and
Leaving Ur Shopping Cart in teh Middle of teh Aisle and Wandering Off Oblivious to teh Fact That U are Blocking Everyone Else’s Way and Being a Big Fat Doodyhed
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I is vry proud of mah team. We has trained hard all week, and turned in some good times in trial runs. Well, not so much “runs” as “walks”. Well, not so much “walks” as, um, er, well, there was movement in a forward direction. Anyway, we placed as well as we did in today’s race mostly because teh sloths were not as fast to react to teh skattered skwrils as some of teh other racy animules was.
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Go, seven deadly sloths, go!
ROFL!!!
ROFLPIMP!!
Hay, next time maybee next tiem u can try some nooclear sloth kibble. Reely makes em lite up!
ROFLPIMPx2
lolcatburgler, yuz funniest peep on teh inntertubs.
adn heer ia goes, berri layt, but slolee kechin up tew teh leedurs. ai iz dryvin mai bloo rodestur!
Mai munny’s on you & your sebben-sloth-powered chariot. f.r.
WOW ai hab teas in mai eyez! *sniffle*
yew ams appreshe8tid!! *wisspurrs* duzznt yew hab a birfdai cumin up tew?
mae 22 and ai beez dis menneez! *holdz up paws, awl ub dem an tail 2
an naybur catz paws an teh udder naybur cats paws an, wel u get teh
pikshur!* LOLZ
nebbermind,,,,, ai fink ai am losing it, Rosie.
sew i sent an email to yew awhile back cuz ai saw on wun ob yr kittlins pikshurs yew has teh same Steve Hanks print onna wall dat ai duz… (heck prololly mos ob teh peeps has it) anyway an i saw dat yew is bornd in same yr as me and dat yew libbed in Germ inny wen yew wuz a kittlin tew………. mai Dad wuz Army an we libbed in Stuttgart and Bamberg…. himz wuz 7th calvary. innywai, was egg sited cus we hab sew much in commins……….
well sum odder time………. meanwhile, has a wonnerful birfday and ai’ll catchup in August!!
ai bees dat minni tew!! ha!!
ai kann change teh laws uv fisicks!
scottee gave me a lift- ai wuz halpin him fynd sum parts…
Fly lyke teh wind!
3 Cattails floats in onna big floofy cloud uf fuzzee, furree feelions.
♫ ROSIE’S BIRTHDAY SONG ♫
Presented bai:
THE CHEEZBURGR CELEBRASHUN FLUTE KWIRE
♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY tew u ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY tew u ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY deer Rosieeeeeee ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY tew u ♫ ♫
Teh Cheezburger Celebrayshum Kwire is ryedin awn…..the Fyretruck!
Weee-ooooo—weeeee-ooooo WHONNNNNK WHONNNNNK!!!
Zauerflote, did yu kno yur truk is missing too fyrwimmins? Tehy is up teh thred wiv Maus – howebber, Ai see yu has plenny ob fyrMENS awn bord; mebbee yu cud spayr wun? Or too? Fwee, at teh most…
Ambercat, u iz welcom to awl teh fyremenz u liekz! Whut wif teh 100-peese Floot kwire, teh fyremenz wuz gettin kinda growchee enneeway. All dat hooffin an poofin!
Ob corse, tehy is nawt fore me – Ai’s juss myndin tehm, for a frend. Yeah, taht’s ryt, juss lukkin ahfter tehm. Ai’ll juss put tehm owt ob the wai, ober heer in teh Nawty Barn
*taeks off be-hayvin cap…!*
See yu awl layter. MUCH layter!
Wh00t Wh00t Ambercat!!!
Tidmum, Ai tinks mebbe yu shud halp me taek caer ob these fyrmens – an selly brayt yur sayf reterns to teh innertoobs!
Ambercat, woot woot! Be-hayvin cap!!
Qwick wee needz moar boxez!
Eye stole Capin Peecardz yacht frum de Ennerprize. Warp 10 – ENGAGE
RRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrr
Pooey!! These skwirrlz are NUTS!
dey wuz orf distraktin Petunia, I gess!
Petoonya and Teddy the giant predatorcat!
Oh well.. it was a good test of my newclear skwirrl powered sled ennywais! Wait til next time…..
That wuz supposed to be:
Teddy the giant
predatorcat!think in side teh box
im floating overhed onna bed o sweet,red roses…
im scattering luvnotes n fragrant petals 4 everybodee in Cheezland in honor of Rosie & all u amazing peeps.
how loverly!!!!
Yah, wut seh sed!!!1!
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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ frum me too!
Dat’s a wunnerful wai to tell Rosie Hippo Birdie!!
Taht’s wot yu get if yu puts TOO kittehs in a lokd bawks!
Ambercat bownses acrors teh startink lyn awn teh orijinall, 1970′s, bryt orinj spaysopper! Nawt fully in kontrol ob teh serferikul poysun-cullered bownding bawl ob rubbah, hoo knos WHER she mai end up!
well… a boi kitteh an a girl kitteh… Any udder combishun leeds to big fyte in small spayce. Or a boring but snorgully nap
tabbies111
I wuz on my own tabby Agate hoo wuz chazin hims sister Alabaster in der regular 90-mph romps fru teh haus. Haueva hims wuz distracted by teh kittens, hims little-siblings-or-cuzzinz, hoo r nao 5 wks old an klamering for attenshun. Agate an Alabaster does not laike them and hisses at tehm. Tihs slowed hims purr-formans.
Giddyup!
critter is flying along on her custom kittahsled, being pulled baiawl 7 o her kittahs on rollerskates.In teh lead is Mowser kittah…instead of a karat on a stik, he haz a pitcher ob a goggie ( him luvs to chaze teh goggies). Next in teh traces r OLiber abd Charlie. Oliber us crosseyed and pullz to teh left while Charlei has oly won eye nad pulls to teh rite . Tehy balnze owt. Tehy r follwoed by flying Button and Ellie mae, teh flying flab. Teh final pair in teh traces are katydid and Trible ( not u, Trible…dis iz a big fat kittah). Trible is teh brakeman fur teh team. critter haz mastered teh difficult art of herding catz, to sum degree nywai. Oops. ai spoke two soon…tehy caut site of teh skwirrls and noa we’re headed up a tree!
o, critter, I hopez yu gets daown out ov tree safely!
If not, we callz yu no who to help!
ellie mae teh flying flab! *snerch*
yeeees plz to cawl teh firemens… dis stoopy sled is naow hangin upsidey downy inna tree nad awl teh kittah runned owf chazin dem skwirrls!! I tink dey got into teh smuglled nip before tah race!
hay! ur kittehs is gonna be diskwalie-fryed if they duz not stawp chasing my skwirrlz! These are highlee traned animules heer, insured by Lloyd’s of Lundun!!
(Rollur skaytes were a nice touch tho!)
ai sorry LeezaB teh kittah won’t hurt yur skwirrls…dey jus laik to exercise em abit. enway, teh skwirrls awl jimped to anover tree and got awai. teh kittahs r comin bak to teh sled four moar nip, now. Den tehy will be wantin to nap. nip nap.
Firemenz on da eay!
N bedder hyd teh smuggle nip b-4
teh rayc offishuls getz here.
Lubs this imij, critter!!!
dats a lotta stripeys
oh i fergotz to say, i wuz drivin teh numbar elebenty car to teh checkers!
ohai Lolnascar,
wut do you has under teh hood?
*peeks*
R those gerbilz?
grblz in da hood?
Our cuteness exceeds the dimensions of the box
I ar on the starship enterprize
going into warp
: whoosh
cue the startrek musik
Oh noes I sees sum tribble trubble…
Ohai two_kittehs. Witch Ennerprize u on? Eye stole Capin Peecardz yacht. An kitsunerina had Scotees halp.
On tng enturprize, chasing tribblez that stole Piccard’s yacht.
Are U taking it to Risa fur Ur birfdai?
Careful or eye will beam a hole tranzportur room full uff tribblez ober tu u tu slow u down!
Planet Risa izz zactlee where eye beez headed! Wanna cum? Eye can mayke room for u. *starts stackin tribbles in pylez*
Eye tought everbuddie wood lyke tu cum tomorrow.
Sounds lyke a plan!
Annnnnd theeeeir offffff!!!!1!
in teh spriit of the kintukie derby 2morrrrrow…..my mount is the favrite of 2daz kintukie oaks – teh rayce of teh fillies……Proud Spell!….
holee cow!!! 8 way tie
18 way tie! Amazing!
Maus on top-Hooray!
????? *sniker*
*snert*
Janet, u haz a mind liek a gutter
*snerk*
eh… mai mind is there too…
I blaim it on livin in such proximitee to teh frat bois heer at kollege
musta benna flud, Ai fill mysilf flottin doan teh gudder wiff yoo
*snort*
Meh tu!
(p.s. nuthin liek a gutter snerk! mai faborite amphib- aymfiv- snakey/froggy/lizardy kind uv thing.
On top OF PETUNIA. You’re a DOL, you know
♫ On top of PETUNIA
All cobbered wif mire [frum dah race]
Ai need those fyrewimmins
Cuz mai pants R on fyre
awwwwwww
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itz Maus’theem song!!!
ROFLPIMP!!!!!!!!!!
*snickerlols*
ROFLOLPIMP x elebenty million!!!!!.
so funny & so troo!
Diamond, u r priceless!
Y fankyoo
*preens*
LOL!!1 No – ai dont! What iz a DOL???
Durty ol’ladee??
I dunno. But I dizagrii. It wuz teh nachural assumpshun! (re-snert)
“re-snert” – LOLZ!!!
HARUMPH!!!!! Nebber mynd!!! ai figgered it awt!!
Just yoo wayte, ‘enry “igginw, just yoo wayte!!!!
Dirty Old LadyOh, did I say DOL? I meant DOLL. Um… yeah… that’s it… DOLL.Ai THOT taht wuz waht yoo ment!!! *sings* What a difference an “L” maeks . . .
Awn tawp ob teh fyrwimmins?! An Ai tort tihs wus a FAmBLY site! Or mebbee tehy is doin teh trik-rydin; yeah, taht muss be it; tehy is doin trik-rydin awn Petunia
Yew keep tellin yerself and teh kittehs dat
18-way tie!
18 muss be teh record, huh! Awl tehm liddle behbeh kittehz….Congrats Maus!
Correcshun 18 wae ty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(gotta run. Conga ratz 2 awl!!!)
*Waevz bai bai to Cweenmj*
Bai bai cweenmj *waves teh floofy paws* as she speeds down teh rowd,pedals flyin………….
LOL!!! Ai think yoo ment EIGHTEEN!!!! OH. Mai. Gudness. Grashuyuz. Me.
Ok Janet, u iz started sumfin dat iz gonna fraktallee fraktilayte all ober teh plaes!
uv corse! sheze guud at dat…
If lolcatburglar iz teh funniest, Janet iz teh glu that holds this comu… cummy… um, alll ob us togevver.
Did ai say glu? Donut getting annee ideahs, LCB!
*hides industrial-sized toob of krazygloo behind back*
Huh? Whut u talkin about?
FOURTEEN!!!!!
Woohoo…my kittahsled is racing along…oooh, der’s Booklion above me! Luks laik Leeza b is habin sum trubble wif teh skwirrls dey sure r a funy kolor and kinda glowee todai Hmm ai wonder whut happend to Mt Mckinley?
Whut a cebelasion fur Rosie!.
OOPS, NO, 18!
prizes to kitsunerina, tribble, kayjoy, and ambercat for being able to actually LOOK at the picture, digest its meaning, and comment accordingly.
Prizes to menny odders fr clevar preloded birfday gretings
thank yu… it wuz hard to taip dat fast…
ai jus wantz to has a nawt sekund- aize nebber had wun b4!
duz dat meen dat aim teh reel nawt sekund? kuz aim teh furst dat commented abowt teh picshure an nawt teh race…
Den I finkz u getz teh speshul real nawt-sekkind prize, right, guise? Cos I noe dat I cheetz an haz my birfday sawng awl reddy to go.
Com ober heer an let mii gib u teh danz, drinkieez an songz ob ur choice! U kan sit awn teh Fyretrukk!!
Yay!!1 Except akshullee we were just going but the BEEEEG TY!
But – kitsunerina – we awl knoe waht reelee happened – so yoo just jump up awn teht beeg fyre truck – iz Rosie up there tooo???? An drive around to teh cheerz of teh crowds!
woot! :gigglol:
kan ai has teh choklit milk? aill jus sit her bai teh fyrmens….
kin we do teh witch dockter sawng? pleez? or sum TMBG? letz dans!
kitsunerina! Yoo ar AWLWAIZ nawt sekund in ar harts. {{{{ kitsunerina}}}} An if ai dint hav to zip out ov heer – ai am alreddee layte, ai wud tell yoo teh sekret ov teh eezee way to be nawt second.
Remind mee next tiem yoo see mee, OK?
awlso lolnascar, 2kitties, an I sort of commenteh on teh kitteh picture. An I think Leeza-b was in the nawt-sekund minnit TWICE!
SURE kitsunerina, ai fink yu shud getta speshul priz. wuz a berry klekur comment.
thank yu, yu cheezpeeps alweyz makes me feel extraspeshul!
)
an therez room awn teh fyrtruk foar teh whole macrame! (espeshullee iffn we sitz awn sum fyrmens laps.
kum an joyn me mai frenz!
nope, just once… but I wuz lukky to get ther at awl wiff all teh trubble I had wif those skwirrlz!!
I agreez, I think the peeps hoo ackshully maded a commint relevent to teh picksure deserve speshul awards!
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But I has a big funnie abowt this… b/c I don’t think itz ennywuns birfdai todai!! Rosie sed her birfdai was May 22 last nite! So we is eethur wishin her HB VERY early, or wishin Tribble, etc. just a day early… or we is all so confuzzled we is wishin HB to NO-ONE!! LOLZ!!
iz alweyz sumbuddees birfday…
so ai gess it werks owt neways.
it wuz my birfday las Caturday. Ai got a HB call frum mai cuzzin on Fried-day, an frum my brudder on Someday, so it averj – vera — evened out.
I tink teh race fur Rosie iz fur her wurk on the lolcat dikshunery.
Wii kin sillybrayte lotz uv Unbirfdaiz, jus liek Aliss in teh Wundurlanz.
Ai conseeds meh win to the grate kitsunerina! Conga rats on ur kwik mind and fastee typin.
Well, golly. Last race I waited until the pic came up then typed something about teh pic. Then when I seed that others had stuff prepared that actually honored teh honoree of teh race (lolnascar) I feeled a little bad.
This time I prepared something in advance for Rosie because I knoed she wouldn’t forgive me if I didn’t acknowledge her on her special race day, but I feel a little bad because peepuls think I cheeted!
I’m thinking there’s no way 4 me to win these races. Darned if u do, darned if u doesn’t.
*sniff*
yu is alweyz a winnr in mai mynd, lcb… whai doant yu kum sillybrate wif me! doant wurree, teh fyrmens will keep yu frum fallin offa teh truk!
btw… yu is mai inspriashun…
Thx 4 teh kind werds. I is humbled to be called a inspiration. Usually I is called a different kind of spiration, a exaspiration.
I will ride up on teh firetruck if teh firemans secure me by, oh, I dunno, strapping me to their persons wif their suspenders.
well that’s bettur than an expiration!
I think it duzznt mattur, we are all winners heer… just like in kittehgarten!!
As a mattur of fak, I think we shud all haz green kool-ayde and cookies now.
kittehs, green koolayde, kukkees, fyrmens an cheezfrenz…
todey is purrfeckt!
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an yes, ai thinks dat teh fyrmens wud be willin to strap yu in, lcb..
Doan fuelz bad, lolnascar. U still in teh recordbreaking tye! Ai was surprized dat I maed it, too, wif mai stooopy dial-up! Hispeed…want!
donut cry lcb
Awl, donnut cry, LCB. U waz ridden taht might-tea mountain las thyme. Wee gnu u were moovin taht mount as fastly as u cud. U didn’t steel teh race 2day. O wate a minnit. Iz taht mi wach chu iz wearin?
*sniff* yeah. I borrowed ur watch because mines borked when teh battery died waitin’for mah Seven Deadly Sloths to reach teh finish line during teh time trials.
O well tehn you kin jus keep it and yous it 4 as long as you bee needin it. Iz meh day off an ai iz gonna go play outside till teh sun goez down ennyway.
Dont feel bad. Haow cans yu feel bad wehn yur up on a fyretruck wiv 17 of yur cheezfrenz… time to eet, dreenk, an be merree!
an uf course manee manne fyremenz!!
Las tym I typed comment bout teh pikshur, too
I finked we wuz sposed to write about
our mounts dis tme, and pre-wroted it.
Yu did nises to write sumfing so gud fur Rosie.
Yu winner in da best wurds fur her.
Akshulee – wuz FYNE to hav teh prepared speech! ai cudda sayed tath in the “rools” ai put awt – butt ai dint think enewun wud pay much ‘tenshun eneway!
Next tiem ai will bee moar specifik!! Butt still – wuz a GRATE race!!
An – it wuz just fur Rosie – to thank her for her werk. Ai had no idea she sayed sumthing about a birfday!!! LOL!1
An tomeowro – we’ll hav a birfday partee fur Tribblee!! Yay!!!
well dun jannit. teh spektaqueuelar rayz!!
teh awsum reezult an teh Tybooteek am krowdid wif fyrmins 4 sum raisin??
Sew speshul ebent 2 sai fankew 2 Rosie 4 awl hur werk awn teh wikki lol.
{{{Rosie}}}
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dis muss goe daon in teh histerry ov teh innertoobz!
yew iz awl hystorrikul and LCB iz hysterrikal!!
concachewmalashunz duzzent kum cloez 2 spressin hao mush eye N joyd wachin yewz awl. sew mush LOLz; sew mush gudniss!! sew mush phunn!!1
{{{cheezpeepz}}}
lolcatburglar! Yu is furthest frum wurst in yur commints!
Yu are so much a winner that no wun can even say innything bad!
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Nao, just get back up on those sloths and ryde! Ryde liek teh wind!
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Teh ownly wai yu can fail is tu stawp trying! Go, lolcatburglar, go!
Thx but teh best I can manage on teh sloths is to ride like a slight breeze.
eh. close enuff.
How u preload commentz?
Notepad is ur frend.
Copy and paste are also ur frends.
And, if u r Janet, a pitchfork is ur umbrella.
LOL-pitchfork nawt keep reinz awf. Wheel Janet melted iffen her gits whet?
Tribble, I pre-write at a distant lolpic. Then the day of, I open that in a tab, and have another tab for waiting-for-the-new-lolpic. Well before time, I copy my pre-write, paste it into a new comment window, fix up teh (that was a real misspelling!) Bolds and stuff, and copy *it*. Then I go back to the waiting one, and when the new pic shows up, I quick paste and add comment. Werkz fer mii!
i fink maybeh copy n payste?
Ai fink yu rite tehm in wordprosessor, an COPY. Tehn yu wate for teh moment, an PASTE.
Well, Ai maeks taht 18 fur ests form last! taht’s gotta be a rekkord!
Akshullee fur reel. IZ a record!! Whhooosh. Mai hart iz stell beeting a liddle fast!
Wii haz tu bee settin a commentz record tu. 122 commentz in 33 minutez!
Whooo hooo – and WOW!1
An did ebreebuddee see what greasycat found??? ai put it awn the previous pikchur neer teh top for awl to see!
Congratumalayshuns, Maus,
for being nawt-sekund ov all
teh nawt-seunds.
Zauberflote’s plan to slow
yu daon did not work!
ai thinks teh fyrmens an fyrwimmens had to leef erlee an set up teh racewey…
Hao fun waz dis raec!!! where do i putz what i was racing on?? I fergotted!
My mind….haz u seen it?
go up to ur racin entry an ansser it, to say wut u wuz ridin!
Sawry sew layt heer…..Happy Birthcake Rosie! I wuz ridin’Jorg Bush’s popp-u-larrity and deh downhill part of deh rayce I waz hawling…then got to teh uphill and fawlterd….still in gulley….halp! Need toe-truk!
willa fyrtruk halp? we gotz lawts uv those here alreddee…
hay fyrmens- missy’s stuk!
All dose bebbehs….
*Splort*
oh noes rhsb!
teh kyootness of teh teeny blu-eyed stripeyz haz affected u !
let me kollect tthese smart littul brayne cells 4 u
scoopity-pat,pat,pat
All in? heres a CHRG with roses painted on
feel beddar?
Oh fanks sew mush, kayjoy.
Yeh, it wuz dose blu-ied bebbehs…the stripeys…must hold on 2 mai CHRG.
Ai reelee wanted 2 post 2 uther LOLs but mai wurk puter nawt alwayz coopurratid.
Work is pleh. Wether 2 prettee 2dai. Wanna go hoem.
No humin U cannot haz, they iz mine all mine
Wow!!1 That wuz reelee fun!
Thank yoo verree much to ebreewun hoo came an raced. It went far, far bedder tahn ai had eben hoeped it mite!
(((((EBREEWUN}}}} The Best Peepl in teh Hole Wyde Whirrled!!!!
Got to run (frum heer!
) Doodee iz cawling mee. Bak, ai hoep, in a few hourz!
Janet, fank yew so berree much 4 organizin this rase!!!!!
New name: “JanetCanHasFraktalKorngrachulashunz!”
Yes, tank yu Janet, fur da oranginzayshunal!
N tank yu, Rosie, fur all the hard wurks
dat mayde teh okayshun ov dis rayce.
Cum bak soon JCH4K .
Fankyew fer orgamicin teh race.
I made yew a speshull sash wiv gold embroyderee sayin *JCH4K-THE WORLDS BEST RACE ORGANIZER*
Tehre am a Hyuooge bowkay ob flowers wiv a big gold ribbun tied awn an a magnum ob shampayne too.
YOO guise – Thank yoo!! LOL
Ai’m just dooing mai job. What wuz mai reel life job. Taht’s waht ai did. Organize teh entertainments! Wuz lots ov fun an still iz!
*sober* Janet, u sayz “wuz” ?
woooo hoooooo !!!
what a race! what drama!
thanks and thanks and big congrashumalshuns and standing ovaltine applesauce and thanks to JCH4K, wifout whom none of this hilarity wud have been necessary.
yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!
ai misseded da raze. stoopy wurk.
Happy birfday toooooooooo yoooooooooooooo an yay fur awl razerz!
Thnx tu Janet four organ-eyes-ing teh fun race. Tehrs 4 snorglee littleh kittehs jus yu. U haf fore alreddy? Well, tak 4 moar cuz tehy iz jus sooo kyute.
Dese kittehs haz bin bizzee wautchin teh rayse iyn amayzemint!!!
(funneh haow tehy luuks xactlee leik eech uvver;
adn tehy awl luuks jes liek dere Mommeh!!! ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
so beautiful!
do all bebbeh kittehs hav blu-eyes 2 start with?
yep, tehy is all borned wif teh blu eiies, an tehn whin tehy groew up tehy gets there reel color
Newcleer fizzion cat generaets new sub-catomic particuls: mewons.
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kitteh has superstated with the male kitteh, see it in the box now
ai still wanna kno where Mt Mckinly? Still heding fur teh finnish lyon ob da lazt race? Oh well…we can haz celebrazion nao? I haz my kittah sled loaded wif mint four teh tradditinal Mint tulips! oh nao…teh kittahs took awl teh mint and put in nip insted!
Mt. McKinley didn’t race today. While training for today’s race it turned a corner a little too sharply and pulled a glacier. Ironically, the treatment was to put ice on it.
I can has a nip julep, plz? Kthxhic
Hear u go LCB a nize tall, kool nip tulip.. ai sorry to hear bout Mt mckinley’s injury…hops it heels up b4 teh nex race. teh races r teh FUN!
Ai sez put Shrodinger in teh damn box, leave kittehs alone.
ai sekund dat moeshun!
right on!
Ai has a berry OT kwestion:
Does Cheez, and Tofu, and teh udder CheezGurus ebber come an play wif us? Or do dey just has to slave awai awl day bringin us teh lolz?
They used to – a lot!1 Go bak to teh reelee urlee comminz, an they ar offen there. But – then it gotted bigger an bigger an bigger – an nao they just slavez away awl day fur us!!
THANKS, BURGERS!!! YOU GUISE ARE THE BEST EBBER!!!!
xperimint iz no gud, quantum state decoupled, can run again? kthx
testleeza-b iz taht a pop kwiz ur gibbon? Ai been owt of skool tu manee yrz to be takkin a test. Ai alreddy flunked meh cole-esther-all test teh doktor gib me.
yes, I givved it to myself and I was fail.
I haz a collie ester test Munday, hoap I duz bettur on that wun!
W00t! U dooded it!
As long as we’re testing…
Yellow highlight
Darn.
Pretty good. Quantum mechanics, references to Einstein’s theory and we can’t spell “corn”. Where hoomin hid catnip?
And suddenlee, swooping down frum teh sky, Gremlin rides in on Ruby – a huge ruby-throated hummingbird! Ruby is wayring a beautiful ruby-studded collar. Gremlin is wayring a purple owtfit wif sparkles awl over it. Teh krowd gasps at teh beyootiful sparkling purple an red blur as with a whir uv wings they buzz past!
Wowsers, Gremlin; wut an entrance!!!!!!!!!
(Ai hoep peeps wuz taekeing lottsa pikshures)
Tu stunned tu muve! Wut a beeyootee!
Yu luk liek a purrfekt pair!
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I think there’s a teer in mai eye from so much beeyootee!
Mommeh kitteh: I has kittuns
Bebbeh kittehs: We haz green blankie
two_kittehs: I has a splort from the cuteness of the stripeh bebbehs
Halp
:falls ober
oh noes! guud thing teh fyrmans cawted yu..
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doant wurree, aize CCC trayned.
*kleens up teh brayns*
*scoop skoop, pat pat*
*putz brayns bak in hed*
noo CHRG or baffing cap? hmmm mebbe better go wif boff.
an hers a green tye to halp privent teh splorts.
oh, ai almmost forgotted- hereis yer chocklit possums an flufflee blankee. get bettr, an jeff here (teh fyrman) will take ker uv yu.
fanks kit, I ar so much bedder now.
the firemanz be bery strong and handsome and helpful
I ar snuggled in mah blankee eating sum dark choclit!
Look at that big kitty’s arm: “Deese ar mah bebehs.”
Der iz a certin famlee ressemblanz among kittehs in picher.
Wow, 1 hr 20 minnits and 2 hunnert commints!
I haz to go for teh weekend and dont know where else to sai it so I says gud by heer!
Som closing rambleded thots:
*hope everywun haz a good tyme at the derby partee tomorroe!
*happy birfdais to all teh birfdai peeps!
*next race I will hand owt free blindurs for teh kittehs… to prevent teh injoories and peeple landin in trees and such
And BTW… itz nawt skwirrl seesun!! It’s wabbit seesun!!
Kthxbaicyamondai
Bai leeza! Hazza gud weekend!
*Teddeh n Diamond Kitteh wayving floofy pawz*
*wavez bai bai to leeza-b!
Cloning
I are doing it rite
*crazy clown car 3 wheel motor taxi pulls up on the sidewalk and screeches to a halt as it takes the turn at warp 9*
*thunk*
OUCHIEEEEE!
*mary falls out of the doorless cab*
*shakes head, looks around*
Hola! Am I too late for the race? My Aguaruna overlords just released me…
Welcum bak Mais oui!!!!!1!!!! Eberybuddee has mist u!!! n will want to heer alll abowt ur adbentures in Peeroo!!
yu is nebber too layt…
an ai see dat lcb got teh ransum munneys thru… iz guud to hav yu bak!
O Hai, Mary O!!! Guud tu sea yuu ar bak!!!
Fings haz jes kwieted daown heer; bin a lawt ov rayscyng xcytemint roun heer foar kwite awile!!!
*sneekz up beehind in mai rodestur*
*HONK!1!!11!!11!*
OHAI, MARYO! WILLYKUM BAK! JUSTIN THYME FOAR TEH RAYS, TEW!
MO’S–ai been prai-in you be sayfe and haz gud interashuns wif Perubians. Tell us….how wuz it?!
Thanks so much. I just dropped in for the race by the majik of the innertubes & ICHC. I are alreddy bak in Peru (won’t return to the states until May 14) It’s not too late to sign up for updates- just get my email address from the cheezfrends directory & let me know.
LCB has posted my pics, for which I am forever grateful:
http://www.picasaweb.google.com/lolcatburglar/MaryOInPeru
¡Buenos Tardis, amigas y amigos!
so yus will bee bak in thyme tew sees Prince Caspian?
ai, wif mai liddle teenaged mynd, finx he’s hawt! ai’ve ben wachin traylurz foar teh moovee. ai has red teh book, tew.
sowwy, just a bit ov randumness
When ai wuz a kitten mai dadcat red awl teh books owt lowd to me! C.S. Lewis– I luvs him!!
(I luvs mai dadcat too <3 )
Mary O…. I is new heer, but I has heerd so much abowt yew!! Ai cannot wait to meet yu!
Mais oui! Mais oui!
Wut a welcome bak!
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Yu luks fanstastical!
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I gots heer late, too, but luks liek there is plenty rayssing akshun tu hav!
Luk, there are seberal uv teh mounts, stamping and snorting over there, tyed up by teh salloon. We cud rayss them, perhaps, while their riders oar having teh refreshing and taystee beverages?
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I wus just going tu pick up some of teh streemers. I has a sad to miss teh main rayss, but that is hao it is wiv teh werks!
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Welcome bak, Mais oui!
*fake ambulince comes terrin round th3 bend wif sirensses sceemin and lytzees flashin!!!**
**2 paramedicks jump out of cab symew…simoo…at da sayme time and runs around ans opens back door and out jumps SueBooCat wif medical bag***
sowwy i misseded the rayse…but if anneewun needs da medicatational attenshun, maybee I can helps.
***SBC looks up n down at big strappin paramedi-menz**
My, what nice pectorals you haz! Wanna plai dockter?
Im shur u could teach teh paramedikal menz sumthing about doktoring
“snicker”
(ai iz gunna mayk a commint awn teh post)
yu nebber noes wut will happins if yu putz teh kitteh in teh boks
O noes! Ai missed teh raec! Waaa
(2 bad lief intruded on mai fun! pleh)
Luks liek u guys had a grate tiem tho! YEA 4 awl teh racerz!
Yay for YEW, Rosie!!!!!!!
Yay 4 u 2! hugs
Hippo birdies, deer Rosie!
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I think sumwun tuk teh videeos, so yu can reeview teh eggsitemint.
There are still sum folks in teh salloon, tu, so mebbee there will bee another race!
And heer…
~hands Rosie a loudbang popping thing, a slighly bented-pointy-tawp hat, and bunches of still beeyootiful shiny streemers~
Wuever is around, we can has a replay of sum ov teh better mohmints uv teh race. Just close yur eyes wile yu listen tu teh vids. I think Maus stacked them up over there next tu teh watering troff foar teh racemounts.
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In any case, very much happiest ov birthdaze tu yu!
LOL YEA! I put streemers on mai mount, mai shinee red radio flyer wagun!
Vroomm Vroomm It maeks it go fastr! THX Teh pointee hat halps too! It maeks meh moar air sumpin or udder…arrow-die-namik!
ai skewwed ub lowd poopy tings doe! Dey maeks meh goes! Yow meowwww!
Ai lub u LyP!
shreddingerz nawt-kownting-rite rezults in 4x teh hed asplots
Y der no favorite butn??
(Math jokes… i getz ‘em)