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Spooning Kittehs!
Entirely TOO CUTE!!!
I’ll take a spoon of peanut budder n a spoon of dark chocklit, plz
Kyoot an taystee. But prabublee nawt nootrishuz.
Dis wur s’post tu b riplai tu Kayjoy’s kawment abowt spuneful uv penut butr an spuneful uv dark choklit. Werdpres no liekz me.
O, an uv kors NAO it in rite playse. Werdpres HAET me.
noes, nawt hates yew! after yew post teh commintz, if yew refresh yr screen will puts teh commint in final location……… it cormfuses me tew!!
Welkum to teh club - yoo iz in gud companee, we’z all hated bai teh werdpretzel at wun tiem or anodder
delishus nd nootrishus! peenut budder nd dark choklit haz lots ob irony fiburr 2 nd fiburr 2 maeks u go boo boo.
hai Maus, u gets the congradumadulashuns todai!
what’s ur pleshure?? Drinks, danses? (I hoaps)
I is crazee bizee at werks. I has a crankee puter program, and has been onna phone wif Micro$loth all mornin. Pleh an dubble-pleh. Yoo guize go on wifout me.
PUBLIK SERVISS ANNOUNSMINT
“RUN FOR THE ROSIE” RACE TOMORROW!!!
Enewun hoo mist the VERREE FURST LOLcatLand Race - heer it iz. Doo go luk. Wuz SOOOO much fun!!! http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/25/funny-pictures-why-no-one-comes/#commentsAn
The next race is tomorrow - at the 6AM ICHC time. Taht’s the time shown under your name.
For more information & details - go to the previous two or three pikdhurs!!
Dats 5 pm in TTI.
umm…sry to sound dum, but wherez TTL? jus wunnerin, for ginreal nolej…u duzzn has to anser if u duzzen wanna….tnx. i’m in Texas btw…hooston eggzacly.
SRY, mint TTI?
Teeny
Tiny
Ingerland
kthnxbai
Nawt stoopy! Nawt at awl!
TTI iz Teenie-Tiny-Ingerlund!
Daz liek da UK an stuffs. Skowtland. Wailz. Engurland.
oooohhhhh!!!! beri nize! i hab grate frens from TTI heerz! london akshully! she has mini-cooper wif lizenz plaat- “UK MINI”
tnks eber so much fer info! hard to pick up an accent in LOLspeak!
Hey, Hoostin….duz we has a prollem??? LOL
not rite nao! evryfings bery bueno heer!
bery asto… asnroto…astron…….space like heer!
ai iz sowwy, JCH4000000000000K, but ai kant mayk it. ai finx taht wud beez 11:00 heer at vastly hyoojly flat west Texeses. ai duntz git offa skool until twelve. pleh! ai hoeps teh rays ternz owt gus, tho! ai will reeds it adn lol!
Dont wuree no1. Yew can go laitr an join teh funz. Tah’s wut’s nice heer. Itz nebber 2 late 2 join in. Just add yor commintz adn lolz!!
No probs, No 1. Race not till 6:00 Caturday knights (Tekkus tiems). Hoeps youse gots no skools that laet on Caturdays! Giddyap!
=^,,^=
If we must…. *pout*
ok, luks like its a free fur all! Potluck ennywun??
Bring ur favortist verry speshul signachur dish!
I is bringing turkee tetrazziinnniii!
I maykz skroodraivurz fr drinkz. Dey sumtaiymz simplee kawld “vawdkuh an orinj.” Seemz upropreeyet.
Kitnz wut iz tu yung fr alkohawl getz orinj smooveez.
Awl garunttedd free uv ded-maykin poyzin.
yum dats seems verri upropreeyet but we needs sum gud chawcolit too mmmmm chawcolit n orinj nommmnononnomm
Houzes minty-juleps? Two marx the occa…ocsad…um…event.
an itz spredin! Call teh firemenz!!
Um, u knoes, we is gonna has to start going easy on teh firemans. The poor guise (and galz) is being summoned heer for every little thing and teh time will come when they are just too tuckered out to respond.
So let’s keep our firemans calls to actual emerjunsees, ‘k? Like fires and faintings (no faking!) and rescues and when u can’t reech teh remote or u broke a fingernail or …
Atomic fallout
Bad bref
Can’t open a pickle jar
D…
Dropped yer keys down teh drain
Eggsitable crowds
Fyre
G..
Got stuk in teh lift
Hoe-downs & Hold-ups (teh nylun kynd)
Imitayshun fyrs - tohse tings luk so reel!
J…
Juggling aksidents
Karma overlode
Loss of common cents
Jungul noises
Kersplorts
LOLTIPMP
M..
moshun sickness
Nose hares
Ominus noyses frum teh basement
Maid serbice
Nayburs kitteh stuk in tree (nebber wuld be yur own)
Optikul illushuns
PB2K how iz Uz todai?
Fanks, pwn - I be okai todai. A bit tired, but I doan kno iffn itz frum teh fing dat’s rong wif me, or teh stress abowt nawt knoing.
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Or it mite bee dis borink projekt i gotz fer werk rite nao.
Payntbawl gaym owt uv hand
Qwaiyet….tu qwaiyet
Red suspendurz needz wayrin
Sew hawt. Pleez tu opin teh faiyur haidrint?
…
Toze cawt in poyntee shooze
Unnatrul pozishuns
Vise gryps cawt awn yer …. shtuff
W?
Wrencht ankle
Xamin car crashes
Y…y yu peeps keep callin us?
Z - zebraz on deh loos (wif kangarooz?)
“sew hawt. Pleez tu opin teh faiyur haidrint”
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ooh! wet t-shert contest! (but we has to wayt till it finely stawps snowin).
gettin stuck in da kitteh bed (woopz, i can has diet plz ?)
havin teh oranj wuns foar dinnar
if u gots teh poop false alarm
Yew wood kawl teh firemans fur FYRE? Dew dey dew taht? Ai hab noe ideea!
Doggeh in da litter boxes
Ephalump in da litter boxes (yoo doan wanna pik dat wun up!!)
Furgot da numbur fur nyn wun wun.
dinged yer knee
eeted a habanero
fowneded sumwun elses’s sock in yer lawndree
g…
Moosical Frooot
NAWT furst
open gushi food can
P..
Poysuning by orinj
Q-jumpin
R & R (but prolly won’t get much R. Or R, for taht matter!)
S…
snakes onna plane
turtlolz inna tub
uglee werdz
Piano fell on ur feetz
Quardruple eyez-cream scoop too heavee to hold yerself
Romance in ur pantz needz extinguishin
S…
@@@@@ kwite funneh
Vericlose vains
Watery eyes
Xcited overly
Yahtzee game missing pieces
Zamboni won’t start
yoo iz miss eeng teh fyremins buns
Zauberflote reskue (wear aor she?)
Pickshurz ub eggsessibly cyoot bebbeh kittehz
Qwyte a lot ub symultanius hedsplortz
Robberz attakkin yur trayn
S…
Yup, Ai’s sai awl ob teh abuv is lee jitty mus yusij ob teh fyrmens!
Best. List. Eber.
WIN!!!!!1!
wii finisheded teh list! kawl teh fyerminz! wii needz dem tew mayk anovver wun!
Yes, u all is to be
committedcommended for a outstanding list! Even all teh extry items was good. Mah particular fave is “Quiet… too quiet.”Mien is “nose hares”. Lol!
I liked “Optical Illusions” too.
haow u get a bunneh stucked up ur nowse??
While attempting to snorgle a disapproving bunneh???
Mai favorite wuz “jungle noizes.” f.r.
Ooh ooh ooh! Romance n ur pance! I can haz? *nebber mine. Goin 2 teh NB quietly.*
Ooh ooh ooh! Romance n ur pance! I can haz? *nebber mine. Goin 2 teh NB, blushin, hangin hed*