ceeling cat study yooth groop
ceeling cat study yooth groop
we needz 2 reskedule. ceiling cat iz busy nao.
picture: stripedsnake. lol caption: Oldsquaw
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Oh NOES!!!!!
SPPPPPLOOOOORRRRRTTTT!!!!!!!
I iz SO sowry, that is nawt a verry gud commint.. I wuz toatully taken by surprizez by the extreem kyootness uf the littul kittehs, and their whyte floofy hares and their littel faces, so intent on their CC lessuns…. *whimper*
Oh leeza-b it ar troo commint, thez beez gonna causing a lot of splorts
fur dey is too cute foh words
I lykes Ur not secund comment and second it completely!
Congrats!
Iz nawt yer fawlt, leeza.
Sumtiemz teh kyootnusses r jus tew kyoot!
I hoap I iz heeled in tiem fur the race tomorrows… I haz to go now, so I will drag my braynes alowng wif me, and try to put them bak in my hed when I gets hoam. Maybe my kittehs will halp me. But somehow I think they will nawt be so happie abowt my hed asploding from kittehs other than themselfs.
*waves bye bye wif one hand, holding braynes in teh other*
Ai wud halp wif teh CCC, but mai braynez is ebbreewear tew (ai splorted down teh page a bit).
Awkay. Fer yewr kriyme off supposedly nawt gut komentt, yew arre centensed tew a duzen parties, drynks and danses, tew be taken att brekfast, lunch, dinna, az necessary. Whats drynks and danses du yu want?
oh noes, dis is goanna be messy!
*SKWEE-ka SKWEEE-ka THUnk*
Luks lyk mai CCC needs a bit of wurk! Heer’s sum not kwyt owt ob dayt CHRGS!
Wens ai fynds mai CAT a log, aiz gonna oardr moar suppel eyes!
Oh Manfred Mom! Der u r! Habbent seed u on teh chezzfrens fur lawng tyme!
We is on ICHC causing splorts wid our cute
Amen
WE can has ping pong?
gud to lern yung, we shud allways luk to ceeling cat for guidance.
“wii can look ups 2 R higher power”
Ai’m wif leeza-b’s nawt sekkund commint.
…
Ai getz bak frum lunch an seez teh unbeleevablee kyoot kwintet uv bebbeh kittehz……. an *SPLORT*
…
Ugh. Ai needz teh CCC — oar mebbe teh firemenz…. oar boaf!
can da splorted heal da splorted?
I tink fayth healing iz da only ting to sab us, cuz
I splorted, too.
But firemenz wudnt hurt.
OHai dayr, booklyun:
BrayneeVakkz booklyun’z
braynz bakk wayr dey beelawng. Pullz daown
noo CHRG
Dukkt Tayp andz Bunjee
Coardz hoaldz CHRG inz
playss. “U wuntz blankee?”
Getz wun, enneewayz!
Az Purr Protocawll. Cuppa
Red Zingurr, 2
Froazen Millkee Wayz
beez verreh Nommee wenz dunkkt
in t3h Red Zingurr
Jack.
Verree guud splort recoveree taktiks, Jack
ohai, Jack,
Pomes frum Jack Deth
bring life out of splorts; blossoms
out of mud. Spring has come!
Lublee, booklion! Speshully sinse u R just recobbering frum teh splortashuns!
Datz becuz Jack Deth so gud at
splort recuvyr. Jack Deth eben
better dan CCC or firepeeps!
he can has Lasker Prize?
cuz he should get one, he reval…..revil…..revolush……
made brain-splort procedurs bettur.
Ohai… I fink teh CCC is rite over dere.
*Runs over to CCC*
I has not dun dis before, but I’ll giv it a try…
*Sortz out branes so peepls will get rite ones*
*Scoop scoop scoop*
*Tuk tuk tuk*
*Pat pat pat*
*Repeats fur each splorter*
*Naow snaps teh CHRGs in plais an securz dem wif duk taep*
Naow heer’s a choklit possum an a sawft blankee fur eech of yoo. Has sum hot choklit too, or koffee or tee if yoo pre-fur. Yoo can go lie down in teh HSRW til yoo gets yoor strenth bak.
Did I forgets ennyfing? I hoeps nawt.
*Tests own CHRG fur sequrity*
o, dat wuz bery gud, Cassidy.
I feeelz bedder nao.
* nessels into blankie, dreemin ov
* bebe kittehs, CC, n Mesopotamian firemenz
Fankchoo bery much, Cassidy.
Aiz nawt kwite ded.
Aiz gettin beddur - an itz awl fanks to yew!
*snugguls down in sawft blankee & sips teh Lemon Lift Tee*
*nibbuls teh choklit possum*
*purrrrrrrrrz*
Liddill Kittehz lurnz
Ceeleeng Cat’z Furstest Rool: ‘Wenz
cawt. Luukz Innosent.”
Liddill Kittehz willz
habz lawtza prakktiss dooreeng
dayr lawng lyvez ahedd
Ceeleeng Cat’z Sekkund
Rool: “Ifz U no can has t3h
Innosent. Cawzz “Sploart!”z
Liddill Kitteh no
needz CC’z Sekkund Rool. Dayz
cawzzengz “Sploart!”z ryte naow!
Dockturr TyneeCat
iz Awn Cawll wiff t3h Crash Cawrt
andz lawtza Dukkt Tayp
Jack.
much lulz, an poem iz so troo
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many burgers
Dese bee Gaurdyan Aingel Kittehs iyn Traiyning poasing foar dere furst groop poartrait;
Tehy haz goneded thru an iyntensyve kitteh boot kamp oreeantashun tu lern Aingel Gaurdyan prohceedures;
Latur, wen tehy kwalifies, tehy receeb dere kitteh wingses, adn wil ware tehm proawdlee adn confeedentlee iyn gaurdyan serviss. Weez wishes tehm wel.
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w00t, w00t 4 teh Guardyan Agenull kittehz!
O yes, Ceiling Cat! We do pledge obste… abstn … not to go catting around. We will neber eber do dat. No kneed fir nieut… noterr… cutten anyfing off or out.
Ceiling Cat flies over the heads of the kittens, to the left. The kittens turn to the left. Ceiling Cat flies over the heads of the kittens, to the right. The kittens turn to the right. Ceiling Cat flies directly over the kittens. Some of the kittens fall over, some of the kittens try to pounce Ceiling Cat and the rest run around in small circles.
@@@@@
“Staggah fo’wad in teh nayam ob ceiling cat, and ye shayall be heeeldah!”
*Braiiinnnns**brrrainssss**braiiiinnnnnsss*
“Beliveh and ye shayall naut perrishah!”
(y r u all shufflin? wut u sain?)
*Braiiinnnns**brrrainssss**braiiiinnnnnsss*
*Braiiinnnns**brrrainssss**braiiiinnnnnsss*
uh and Ceilingah Cat shayal protecteh yew frum teh depredashunzah of Teh Basmint!…
*Braiiinnnns**brrrainssss**braiiiinnnnnsss*
(”sum wun bring mah limo roun teh back…”
Bleeeev ayund yew shayall be heeeldah!
*Braiiinnnns**brrrainssss**braiiiinnnnnsss**Braiiinnnns**brrrainssss**braiiiinnnnnsss*
uhow! *scarpers*
Bwains, bwains, Ai whantt bwains! Bwains, bwains, Ai whantt bwains!
CC teaches teh nawt sekkund shall be furthest frum nawt sekkund, adn teh furthest frum nawt sekkund shall be nawt sekkund.
But, we iz awl in teh middle, spreadin’ teh cute around.
Amen.
Heh LOLBible
ten yeerz frum nao, ceiling-cat yoof study grupe piktur wil show one kitteh hoo’z been thru nip rehab twyse, one kitteh hoo nao wurships basement cat, one hoo started bleevin she wuz a parakeet aftur she got spayed, one normal kitteh and one missing kitteh hoo was last seen on a drinkin binj aftur selliin teh film ryts to hur memwahrz
An haff teh kittehs will be sayin teher’s no Ceiling Cat, or taht Ceiling Cat is ded. O noes! Teh whurld will go to teh DAWGS! We needs a rownd of Koombayah reel bad!
Koombayaaaaah mai *SPLORT*
Koombayaaaaah
Koombayaaaaah mai *SPLORT*
Koombayaaaaah
Koombayaaaaah mai *SPLORT*
Koombayaaaaah
Ooooh *SPLORT*
Koombayaaaaaah
Sry fr teh mess.
i did the Vacation Bible School thing the second/third week of June every year from K-8 and until i was 15 i wanted to be a priest, now i’m probably the biggest heathen weirdo you’re likely to meet anywhere.
nao, i ar a konflikted servint of bof ceilingcat and basement cat who can be relyd on to provide teh gushyfuds and kibblz and nip toys wen neededed
Az long az u b feeding deh kittehz, dat b teh most important fing.
I did VBS, too, wanted to be a minister, then dropped churchiness right after I was confirmed. Eventually got a philosophy degree.
Yes, cheezfrenz, I haz surched hai and lo. But nao Ceiling Cat haz filt teh void in mai wurfless sole. So haz Basement Cat. He haz bettur noms.
Mae Ceiling Cat bless u, Crapture, an nawt barf down on u frum his hole in teh driwall.
Mehnee burgrz fr sawng: @@@@@@@
Menny tanks fr the burgrz. Ai mist mai cawling singin in the chw…cwyr…quy…chi…kwi…koowir…in taht big churchy singin groop taht hangs owt up in teh balkunny.
well, since its the chorus section:
jeezus lurvs teh little kittehs
all teh kittehs of the wurld
wether tabby, black, or white
they is precious in his eyes
jeezus lurvs teh little kittehs of the wuuuurrrrrld
WIN!
an he luvs tehre hyoomens to!
Ceiling Cat Camp
Cat Haggert says “I can see the basement cats leaving their bodies as they pray”
Wuht if prayr kittehs doant come back to get tehre bodies after taht? U wil taik tehm to Lost adn Fownd, rite?
The youth group gets younger looking every year. I notice this at my church, too.
Speaking of firefighters, I have just the photo for you people, but I’m afraid to post a link, because every time I do, wordpress eats my post. I guess I don’t know the magic password. Anyone have any hints? (He’s really, REALLY cute, ladies. And there are kittehs in the picture!)
If you post it without the “http://” part at the beginning, you should have no trouble. Then we can paste it into a browser window & add the necessary parts ourselves.
Okay, lessee…
a2.vox.com/6a00c2252654f28e1d00d4142ddc8a685e-pi
Woooot!!
An free kitties! Menny fanks, Cottleston Pi
Oh good grief. Werdpress jus eeted mai reply.
…
You can put in the web address without the ” h t t p : / / ” part (wordpress ate my post because I didn’t separate the letters, methinks). We can put in the other stuff ourselves when we paste the addy into the browser window address box thing.
And just for a laugh, I’m gonna try with the whole address.
http://a2.vox.com/6a00c2252654f28e1d00d4142ddc8a685e-pi
ceelin’ cat iz multee-de-nom-inayshunal
basement cat is juss pyooor eybil
Ah, but eybil habz menny faices. Maybe a lawt of buts 2. Har har.
ewww… (teehee! yu maded me lol!)
wee’z awff to wurship saytin wif basement cat!