All in favor of getting rid of the dog?
All in favor of getting rid of the dog?
dint yoo awlreddee git rid of da dog b4?
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De “ayes” haz it!
corm rats on top spot Tribble!
how do u want to partee??
Tank u leeza-b! Kintukee Derbee cummin up, how bout wii drezz upp lyke de did in Mye Fair Laydee?! Awl da wimmenz haz de lawng drezz, beeg hatz. An de menz haz tophatz an canez.
oooh tribble, R u getting xsited abowt ur birfdai??
Not rilli. Mye huzband izz scowtmaster fur da boi scowt troop. Sew if hee goez tu da summer boi scowt camp for da dai tu lern bout it, den de hole troop getz disscownt. Sew hee not eben gonna bee heer fur mye burfdai.
But da gud part izz hee not gonna bee on da puter awl dai, sew eye berri eggcyted tu bee wit u awl! Usuallee eye can onli pop in on da weekenz.
Yay!! Tribble can sillybrate hers birfdai wif hers cheezfrens.
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COME ON DOVER, MOVE YER BLOOMING ARSE!!!
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Oh my. Sowry! I alwais feel the urj to do that whenvver My Fair Ladee comes up.
*readjusts volume*
Tribble, ur birfdai is tomorrow, rite?
May 3 – Caturday!
I can’t be heer Sat so can I be the nawt sekkund to say:
LIVE LAWNG AND PROSPURR TRIBBLE!!!!
HAPPY BIRFDAIS!
Whye tank u leeza-b! U r de nawt sekkund tu sai dat tu mee!
yay!
come on down and haz sum pi and sum tee then!
and ware ur best floofy big hat!!
Whi tank u leeza-b. Izz phunnie u sayed “Live lawng an prospurr” cawz wen eye saw dis picher, dat wuz wun uff da tings eye thinked uff.
I’ll be outatown on Caturday, sew “Happy Birfday an menny happy returnz” a cuppel of days erlie.
Tank u Cassidy!
yoo noze dat dere iz speshul magiks for doze uf us borneded the nawt sekond week in Mai? (I iz Sundaze, da 4fh). Dat burf week gibs peeps abilutee to unnerstand speech uf animulz.
Ai didnt no dat eberywun coodunt until ai wuz liek 10.
Yu can has Starwars burfdai?! – Mai teh 4th be wiv yu…!
Yay!!!!!!!!! Ai liks dat!
o, Ambercat….@@@@@@@@
one of teh funniest lines in teh moovy!
I luvs that moovie! Grayt clothingz. Grayt funneh sceens. Heerz teh wun at teh ascot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kBNr3djnZM
Momkitteh & Ai offen sez dis — offen in regardz to teh pleh traffikz.
ohai, Tribble! hmm, yur birfdae iz tihs weekin? ai has tew goes shoppin foar a prezzint. if itz awn Caturday, ai willz unlee be aybul tew sillybrayt in teh murnin, adn if itz awn Sunnydae, ai willz unlee be aybul tew sillybrayt in teh afturnoon. ai hoepz yu haz a wunnerful birfdae, tho
Tank u fur da gud wishez, no 1 in particular. Izz on Caturdai!
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Enewun hoo mist the VERREE FURST LOLcatLand Race – heer it iz. Doo go luk. Wuz SOOOO much fun!!! http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/25/funny-pictures-why-no-one-comes/#commentsAn
The next race is tomorrow – at the 6AM ICHC time. Taht’s the time shown under your name.
For more information & details – pleez go to the furst two pikchurs ov teh day.
B there oar B square .
Ohai, Tribble, We ar so nonmus heer wif owr fun naimz but til naow ai wuz finking yu wuz a man tipe purrsun fur sum stranj resun, oar no resun atawl. ai wil be heer fur yur birfdai tu . congaratz ona tawp poast.
Happenz awl da tyme. Eye useded tu be Lynn. Wuz easier for peeps tu no eye wuz gurl.
Ai liekz Lynn. Mai dortu iz Janet Lynn so iz liek hab 2 ub yuz. yay!
Wut kinda pi dew wii habbing at teh pi stawl todai?
well fur Kentuckee Derbi it be shoo-fly pi!!
Or purrhaps pe-cawn?
Oh nom, ai lubs teh pee-cahn pi! *holds owt plaet shylee* Warmeded up, wif sqwirrl-wipt wippy creem, pls? kthx!!
Adn der’s a steeming pot ob freshlee maded organik dark roast kowfee at teh pi stawl, tew.
heer u goes!!
um, but we is also having TEE today… b/c Tribble wuz wanting a propurr English tee liek in My Fair Lady.
COME ON DOVER, MOVE YER BLOOMING ARSE!!!
OOPS!
I haz GOT to stop doing that!!
Heer, has wum pi, and some cawfee or tee, whichevver u preferes, and lots of whippy creem! Booklion halped me todai wif that b/c I has most of my skwirrlz in traning fur tomorrow.
dat’s okay, leeza-b, I kin taek ober teh hollering ov teh encurajemint to dover! (I yellz it a lot – espeshully in traffik…slow/stoopie dribers bekum “Dover” bery kwiklee
). Gud luk wif yur Sekrit Skwirrl transport tingy tomorrow!
O hai Tribble, Conquer the rats !
Does U haz a big birfdai planned
Can we come?
*wispurrs* Der B plans a-paw furr a partee furr Tribble n excelr8n’s nees. Sssshhhh! Donut telling Tribble!
HAE, TRIBBLE GESS WUT WII’RE PLANNIN FOAR YUR BIRFDAE!
Ut oh, no 1, r u lettin da cat owt uff da bag?
Dizclaymerz: Lettin da cat owt uff da bag wug jus a figger uff speech! Eye due not advocat ebber puttin a cat inna bag fur n e rezon!
not eben if they goez there by themselvez?
Mah Yogeh lubs to go inside mah laptop bag,
suitcase or any kind of box
himz ar a bag and box kitteh
Iffen de go bye dem selvez, den izz dere choyze. But eye cood see peeps cummin down on mee fur puttin a cat inna bag! An sayin tingz lyke: “Whut kinda bad purrson putz a cat inna bag?”
“Ohai, momcat. wii waz lukin foar a prezzint foar yu”
wut ai akchooly sed wuz:
“Ohai, momcat. wii wuz lukin foar rings foar yu”
I did taht wunce, too, N1iP! Wehn I wuz a kit-let, mai momkat an I went shoppink fer a ring fer mai Dadkat’s birfdai. Momkat maeded me promise nawt to tell Dadkat. Wii gits home, an teh nawt sekkund fing I sez to Dadkat is “Wii gitted yoo a nice ring fer yur birfdai, but I’z nawt supposed to tell yoo!”
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Momkat, nawt bery happie, akshully.
Mai liddul gurlkitteh (hyoomin kind) did dat wif her Daddy’s birfdai prezzint dis yeer. Ai rolleded mai eyez at her
— huzbin laffed an sed hez lerned to nawt tell teh child fingz he wantz kept sekrit.
Wize huzbin – ai haz wun.
Dadcat shudda been happi dat u wented shoppin fur da prezzent wit him. Dat wuz sew nize. Eye sure momcat didnt mynd! Den shee bee xtra cyted tu c whut da ring luk lyke! Shee happi dat it not a vaccuummee cleener!
lol, yeerz bfoar ai eggisted:
layt at nyte, dadcat nebber habbin lukked at, menshun, seemingly nebber ebbin finkin abowt a bred maykur wen momcat wuz arownd, but had baied hur wun foar hur birfdae:
Dadcat: ai gotted yur prezzint. ai hoeps yu yoos it
Momcat: oh, yu gotteded mee a bred maykur!
Dadcat wuz so mad, he awlmost taykeded it bak adn gotted hur sumfing else
Did she want teh bred maykur? Iz gud prezzint if sumwun wantz it. If sumwun duz nawt want it, iz nawt such a grate prezzint akchully.
I haz a bredmayker I ‘thot’ I wanted… I haz used it eggsactlee twict in abowt 10 yeers. I keep thinking I’ll throw it in teh next yard sail, but then I think… wut if I wants to make bred wun day? Arg.
LOL!
Ai haz a ricemaykur dat wuz a weddin prezzint. Ai haz saem disk.. desc… tawk wif maiself wenneber ai iz cleening teh kubburdz.
LOL 2!
Expeshully when most of teh grossery stores haz pretty nice fresh bred these days… alreddy made for u!
3 cheez semolina… olive filone.. rosemarie and olivia oyl…mmmm
ai bai guud wedding presents- ai wrytes down a recipee, an den ai baize teh pan or uther kitchen tool, an sum uv teh nawt so kommun ingreedeeunts.
Oar a giant kase uv t.p.
Oar a gift kard to teh groceree stoar.
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bekuz wut guuds a weddin presint iffn yu nebber yuse it?
Conquer the rats???
Nuffing planned but tu bee wit u guyz. Howebber iff u click on mye bloo Tribble namez, u awl invyted to cum see da Preeknezz balloonz wit mee!
Mah play on Congrats (on your not sekund!)
apparently not az cleber as I thot!
Ohhhh, now eye getz iz. Sorri, guezz eye not tu smart tu dai.
maybee u haz teh nannytes.
Oh nOes!! Eye hatez wen dat happenz!
awwww wook at da furr on his toez!!fuzzilicious
Blackee re-enakts teh rood bits in “Tytanik”!
LOLZ!!
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Awr tehy “rood” oar awr tehy “nawty”?
AI!
All opposed?
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Gud.
Moshun carried.
Wat aboot the doggie tat iz mai slayv? Oooh, wait, Ai haz hooman. Naermined.
hoomans r bettr behaved, an nawt qwite so smellee. an sumtaims tehy even kleen teh howse!
an nawt drool so much ayether.
aye!
we haz a moshun!
Pawz in air for sayn AI wantz to get rid uv teh goggie
OohOohOoh! Me!!!! Me!!!
Fyve wai tye. Hoo iz hedded for tye bootik?
Yes the goggie did it ar pawsitive
awr yu shur iz nawt negativ?
how is mah pawdicure?
purrfeckt!
Solo sinkronized swimming
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Dat’s a kyoot wun DK!
Ai fink I see Ester Willyums in the backgrown there.
Fanks, leeza! Ai can onlee aspire to being az clebber az u n lolcatburglar!
Wiffowt teh waddurz, plz.
Kthxbai.
Dis iz mai alarum klok….ebery mornink, teh nawt so liddel blak kitteh haz to pat me awn teh nose to maek sure I’z awake. (an iffn I’z nawt, an he finks I shuld be, tehn I get to kno teh pointee endz!)
Dat iz so true, I haz two alarm clocks and dez wurks in tandem
and does not gibe up till I ar up and gibe dem gooshie fud.
How beez U PB2k?
Thassa foot paw, not a hand paw!
LOVE THIS ONE
teh moshun haz ben mayded adn eeted adn mayded agin adn passed. nao, wut waea awr dere foar gitten rid ov teh goggie? derez:
Annoyin it tew def
Barkin at it tew kumfuzzle it so it will runz awae
Catchin itz tayl adn yoosin it az a lasso
D…
r u SHUR that wusn’t: Maded, eeted, and passed? LOL
Doing unmenshunable things to owr littur bocks
Eeting owt gushyfuds
Flapping ther big lowd eers
oops, I thot it wuz ‘reesons to get rid of teh googies’. Sumtimes my lolspeek is not as flooid as I wud liek.
it cud beez eethur. ai iz nawt gud at maykin lists
Yesh u R!!!!!
ahem, ok then:
Grabbing teh hoomins attenshun wif ur big googie noyse
Heel. Need I say moar?
Irritaytin teh kittehs wif clickity clikity claws onna floor
Goggie noeses awr taystee, awrn’t tehy?
Hug teh goggie till it feelz it haz tew get awae
I…
Imitatin skwurrul till it klapses from runnin in an owt
Jumpin on it liek it jumps on peeps
Keep pattin teh kitteh in frunt of it till it diez of jelluseey.
L…
Likin it lyk it liks peeps
Moovin it owt teh door
N…
Naming it a reel kyootsey name like ‘fluffy’ so it dies uv embarressmint
Opening teh door and lukking teh othur way
Putting the leesh on teh back uv the neerest skateborder
Quik kissyz awn teh noes in frunt ov itz hawtdawgfrenz
Raysing upindown teh hawl till it collapsez ov teh dizzyness
Sniffin itz ovver end
Tastin itz tayl
U…
Dartin awl arowd it hows till teh goggie colapes frum teh chaysen
Eetin hiz fud, maebee?
F…
I beez gud. A bit tired, but I dunno iffn dat’s frum teh akshul whut’s rong wif me, teh stress abowt nawt knoing, or teh boring project I’z working awn todai.
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I’z happi, tho – Tribble, Ambercat, Alicat, leeza-b and me ar awl goink tew teh Taibo Teak to sillybrate owr macramay! Wii kan gits sum fun fings fer Tribble’s birfdai partee. (I’z luking fer a nice hat liek tehy wore at Ascot in teh Mai Fare Ladee).
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Howz lif mit yoo, 2K?
that’s good 2 hearz
When Hubcat waz sick wid dah icky NHL it tooked dem more dan 3 monthses
to come up wid dah accurit diagnoses
Good luck! Uz ar in mah thots
kittehs sends lub and head bonks
Wii ar in favurr ov gitten rid ov AWL dogz.
But if wii get rid of teh goggie, hoo wii gonna blayme wen stuff getz borked?
teh bebbeh
@@@@@@@@elebenty!!1!!
Wel, kitteh, iyf weez geyts rid ov teh goggie, tahn yuu wil nawt bees abul tu steel goggie fuud aowt ov hims dysh, becuz goggie wil be gone!!!!
Fink abaowt iyt: noe moar kibbel moochyng, oar hideing goggie’s bone!!!!
(Beddur rlly pondre tihs; lookit awl yuu bees giveing up…..
less fuud adn nor moar teazing.)
O hai chzfrnz! Ai kant stae(hab 2 kut dawter kitteh’s harz), but wanted 2 sae “O hai” an wishez u awl teh bestest dae ebber!
Lurves
Rosie/rtshores
U can awlwaez cum c meh at teh wiki 2!
Rosie!! Is u coming to yr birfdai race tomorrow?
Hoap so… we misses u!!
Yr Charlotte cheezfren.
Ai haz a birfdae race? it nawt kwite mai borfdae yet, on teh 22nd ub teh mae an
ai wil beez. . . wel, ai wil beez a yeer oldur!
Wen race? were race? dew ai needz 2 bring sumpin? cubbered dish mebbee?
Ai makez a grate catnyp catterole! yumz!
Ohai, rosie, ai fink leezab get cunfuz. iz birfday fur PB2K Caturday nd sillibrashun race tu wilcum yu bak frum be awai frum us fur a wile. nawt dat it matuz berree muchlee wut we sillibrate just du it.
Yur kit mus stil be yungz. mein wunt letz me cut hayr wen getz teeniajez.
oh I IZ confoosled!
I thotted Janet sed it wuz for Rosie’s birfdai.. dat’s why it’s teh Run fur the Rosie race!
JCH4K… is yoo owt there! My hed is asploded on the next thred so I can’t think so gud ennymore…..
i iz heer! i wil selluhbrate enneewae! loz
iz to go wif Caturdai’s “Run for the Roses” (aka teh Kentukee Derbee) – wii’s gonna has a “Run fer teh Rosie!”
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An on Caturdai, wii sillybrate Tribble’s birdai, and Exlr8tn’s neese’s birdai, too. (mai birdai, nawt fer 2 monts yet)
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I’z moast likelee gonna miss teh raec – eberybodee run saef an has lawts ov fun!! I cant wate to reed awl abowt it!
she iz 17, awlmoas 18, an ai gibbed her teh gratest kut! kinda liek teh
old vidal sassoon angle kut
O hai Rosie!
BTW — ai iz teh kitteh formurrly known as “Shna.” Ai fink yew wennawai befoar mai noo purrsunalitee caem tew bee.
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*nao is teh tiem for teh shaymeless lolcat plugging*
(wif teh h t t p stuff on teh frunt)
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1066438
Wuz on page 2 ob voting a few minnitz ago, but mite hav mooved. Ai liek dis wun moar dan teh otter wun ai did yesserdai (tho teh otter pikchur is SEW darn kyoot).
o hai! i lurves ur gnu purrsona!
ai wil go seez ur pics! BRB
Ai lurves teh orinj transfurr one! Ai am terribull at teh capshunz! Ai no haz dat skillz! lolz
this is weird seriously
Don’t you mean “This iz weerd, srsly”?
hav u read Twilight saga books written by Stephenie Mayer?
The dog would be “Jacob” and all Edward fans would agree with the cat of getting rid of the dog LOL.
aye!me!yes!NOW!! DOGS CREEP ME