mom-in-law kitteh
mom-in-law kitteh comes ovr unannownced
oh noes!!1!! we haz 2 kleen up.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
I see what you’re doing in there!
Now let me in! This minute!
I know you’re in there! I can hear you breathing!
No we’re not! We’re all holograms!
I iz astral projeckting. This nawt reelly me.
I tried to do that, but mah astral plane was grounded for teh saftey inspeckshuns.
U haz to have the landing gearz adjusted fur xtry dimenshuns, rite?
Teh fetzer valve is way out of tolerance. Gonna cost me a hole buncha burgers to fix.
I waz having trubble wif my flux capasitor. But I fixtede it wif duck taype.
I tried doing that but it was wabbit tape season, not duck tape season.
GROAANNN
U kill me! I iz ded.
O noes!!1! Wait– mabye she isn’t allda way ded! We can try CPR (care of a professhunal reskewer). I’ll call teh firema— hold on. Leeza-b, is u faking so we’ll call teh firmans? Hmmm? Only one way to tell.
*straps on tickle helmet and puts on tickle glubs, prepares to tickle leeza-b until she pees*
**gritting teeffs… can’t laff… must stick to teh plan***
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*pauses to adjust tickle helmet*
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Um, leeza-b, heer - u mite be needing dis towl…?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ALRITEALRITEALRITEALRITEALRITEALRITEALRITEALRITEALRITEALRITE!!!!!!
For teh luv of CC….
Ok, how bowt this…I goez back into faint mode, u calls the firemenz, and we shares them?
*breefly forgetz abowt the plan*
Iz that one uv those hunnert dollur towls??
Ob corse!! Noffing but teh bestest furr u!
Deal. *dials firemans department, which is on teh speed dial* Star, pound sine, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, star, star, pound, enter!
BTW, we’ve had so many mishaps lately, did anywun rember to pay teh fire inshurance bill? I leaved it over there on a pile of straw, near teh oily rags by teh fireplace.
Iz kindub dark ober heer — mebbe ai shud lite a match sewz ai kin see it.
*strieks match*
…
Um - guyz? Wii seemzta hab flaymez heer. Liddul halp, plz?
Donut beez teh worry! I’ll call and order moar firemans!
*star, star, pound sine, backslash, umlaut, gets dial tone, star, pound sine…*
Um. I can’t reelly halp, b/c I had to take off my FRUs.. since SUMWUN had to go and tickul me….
LCB are those firemenz on the way?
Ohey, wut are the YNGs doing? Cud we gets them to halp?
Teh YNGs mite be - ahem - iyrinng wif teh ladee firemenz inna nawty barn…
MAUS!! Did yoo leeve the laydie firemenz- uh, firewimminz? - uh- did yoo leeve them in the Nawty Barn???
****wonders if Maus ever left teh NB eethur…***
wut wud habbin if momcat-in-law wundered intew teh nawty barn adn fownd Maus in dere? ai dunt finks ai wunts tew find owt
*from inside the Nawty Barn*
Don’t you guys see the tie on the doorknob?!
Sheesh!
OMCC, teh door’s tied! Wii gotta saev Maus!
NO! WAIT! The tie is a SIGNAL! Didn’t you ever go to college?!
Doornob? Barns don’t got doornobs! Not even naughty barns. They got… well… u hasta flip this doohickey up then push on this kinda bar thingy and teh door just swings open… or mabye u pulls it. I dunno whut it calls itself, but it’s for Shirley not a doornob!
Teh college is on fier? We’re gonna need LOTS moar firemans!
*limbers up fingers for speed dialing sequence*
sheesh!! Maus is IRNIN while ICHC burns!
Maus you needz to sacrifyce heer… we needz those
firewimmenz…. to get the firemenz!!!
It’s a far, far better thing I do…
OK. Thanks for helping with the… um… ironing fireladies. You may go…
Oh heer, Maus, u forgotted ur… ty.
LOLZZZZZZ!! ai reelee haet to butt in heer - but teh Nawtee Barn reelee duzznt hav eney door knobz.
Teh main door iz a big nermal sized barn door in two sekshuns taht lsyde open - yoo push to teh left oar too teh rite. It openz in teh middle. Wif a handle yoo put yur fingerz thru Maus - ai spektz yoo had teh good sense to tie taht tie to teh HANDLE!!
Maus! Doo yoo laik mai pear orchard? It’s off too your left as yoo come awt ov the barn It’z in FULL bloom rite nao - looking reelee prittee. Alas - awnlee about 15 trees left - al wel over 80 years awld. (so ai’ve been toled!)
Ai just saw thoz fyrewimmins driving awt a few minnits ago. They were luking a bit touszled!! Maybee thoz irins were just too hawt!!
Yoo want sum tea? ai just maed a fresh pot. Yur luking a bit peeked yurself!
Fanks. Sum Vitamun E too, mebbe…
Ok, guize….can I borrow one of dem hunnerd doller towelz??? I ROFL so hard I kinda peed on maiself…I fink I mite haf hurtid maiself….dat wuz fun.
Iz suppoze to be a sock, Maus! Not a tie….
Heer COL, u can yoos mine, itz only a littul damp.
(Fanks for the towl 4.5K!)
***surveys the dammij frum the fyre***
Ok, nawt too bad, no reel dammij, but we did lose teh
fyre insuransiz bill.
HA! That meens we dont haz to pay it, rite?
I am cheking now wif teh Wilfurd Brimly kitteh to see if they can
deliver sum fyre owntmints in case this happenz agin.
Hoapfully they can haz fyremenz delibber it purrsonally.
U guise, I know it was an eggmergency today, but those hunnert-dollar towels aren’t for everyday stuffs. For teh unvoluntary personal spills, u should use these cheepish towels we buyed in teenytinyingerland. Here, u can both use this 50p towel. Then when ur done wif it, there will be 48p left.
And applicayte it tew !!?? Yaay!
I ‘polojize, LCB…but I nebber got tu use teh hunnerd doller towel befour…dey are berry, berry soft…but not two apsorbint…I fink I like the TTI towelz better for dryin stuff! Fanks….*giglol..48p left….*
u meen the unloluntary ones?
ok- but hoo sed I peed?? I
wuz hot frum the flaymes. That wuz swet!
So I fink there are 49 Pees left.
Thats my storee and Im sticking
gloo to it.
*Tidmum stands wiv Paws awn Hips*
An whuts rong wib Towels frum TTI?Huh huh?
Isle hab yew know mai towels am big an floofy an berree absorbant an warm an smell nyce an nyce cullers an happy towels an dem diddnt cost fitty p!!
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Ottoh!!!! Did ai be yoozin mah kittehz as towels agen?
……….*tidmum runs away laffin an laffin*………. Heeheee
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Ferny lubs to rub rown teh legs wen I get owt teh Baff.She halp me git dry.She straynge girly sumtymes.
*Ahem* Seemz to me taht if wii is cleenin up teh purrsunul involuntayshunz, taht if yew started owt wif a 50p towel, u would tehn hab a 52p towel wen u wuz dun. An so on.
Plz to pass teh towel, I is adding abowt 100p to teh valu-added from teh ROFLPIMP!!!! Ooh, taht duzznt luk too gud. PeeInMaiPantz. Bad acro….akknroy..crakony…inishulz, mehbee I better find somefing esle to say
*wanderz orf luuking 4 good inishulz… *
ROFLPIMP For Teh Wins!1!1!1! Yer acrony… ecrroni… um… inishulz is GUD!
I get so easily confused wif those TTI towels, because I can never rember which side of teh street ur sposed to be on when u use them.
Fifty-leben burgerz fur u ZF, fur coming up wif
a new acromin, and also fur doin a bettur job
than we did with the fizzics of watter absorbshuns!
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@@@@@ Burgerz fer zauberflote’s “ROFLPIMP”!!!!elebenty!!!
den a 
den a 
an “I can haz teh fittypee towl plzkthnx.”
too layte fer me I finkso!!!! 
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Otay.So.We hab a
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Sumbunny needs to add ROFLPIMP to teh LolWiki. Instant Classic!
Duz dat meen yu haz a ‘ground plane’? Souns liek a antyenna tu mii….
I thinks teh bulb on my astral projektor is burnt owt.
Ai haz an astral plane, but aster wants it bak.
7-way tye fer nawt-secund! Berry gud peeples!
LOL!!! A SIX way TY!!! leeza-b - waht have wee got heer?
But ai am going to use this nice high up plaice fur a
TOWN CRIER ANNOUNCEMENT!
Awn Friday, teh 2nd of May - on teh 3 AM ICHC time (luk right below yur nayme - that iz ICHC time)
we are going to hav anudder RACE!!!
Teh “RUN FUR TEH ROSIE” to honor ar awn deer Rosie (rtshore) hoo iz so nice an duz such wonderful werk wif the LOLspeak. Credit to smammie - hoo thot ov it!!
De tailz to follow!
***feeling faint frum pleshur and eggsitemints!!!***
Where haz Rosie been?? I was wundering abowt her! (She’s my naybur heer in North Kakalacky.)
hey Janetwif4kittehs, I lefted u a msg back on the uther thred, but u mite not get back to see it. I was wundering how the plai was coming along?
**dreeming uf the spotlite.. and teh cast parties***
but ai WUD liek to *ahem* organzie it a liddle bit. Becuz last tiem wuz so fun an we were so eggscited taht it awl got a bit scrambled up!
Ai wud liek to trai (an ai KNOE ebreebuddee wont’ see it) an doo the following,
NOBUDDEE commints in teh winnerz circle - taht wud bee ebreebuddee hoo coms in in the first minnit.
After teh rayce is dun, ai wud ask eech ov teh TY holderz (teh within wun minnit wun)
to return to their plaice an tell us waht teht were riding.
Thiz way - it wud bee cleer waht happened. Befoar, it got awl muddee.
AN - of corse - enewun saying “f.r.t” wud bee diszualified!
I won’t be able to partysip… particle… prevaricat… take part becuz I has a parole hearing then. I can if’n u moves it to teh 6:00am pic, tho, and so can teh west-coast ‘merkun cheezpeeps and also teh Yerpean ones not too happy from their happy hours.
Mah trusty mount, Mt. McKinley, runned a good race last week, albeit a little slower than in practice runs. Next time I will be using a new mount I’ve been training. No, silleh, it’s not a train. Or a monorail.
A fyremuns?
*snerk* LCB dun wore dem out..
U mean like this?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/18/i-wuz-in-ur-kitchin-playin-wif-matchez
But no, not a firemans. Although I might have to try that in teh future. *waits 10 seconds* Ok, it’s teh future now!
I just keep having this
hallucinationvision of LCB riding a fireman…Whut? I’m a lady. I’m riding side-saddle.
Ooeer Mrs!!
