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  1. Smammie says:

    Iz Wilfurred Brinley plo’?

    • Burnt Eyes says:

      Conga rat joo lay shuns on nowrt furzt Smammie! Yoo wan cookie?

      Pillowcat is enraged.

      • Smammie says:

        Thanx

        Gibz cookie 2 angry plo’ 2 pazifie hym…runz 4 hai grownd

        • booklion says:

          No, no, donut gib cookies (or sonuts, eder)
          to diabeetus kitteh unless yu
          noes it will fit in carb count fo
          da day.

          Tho I had a crankie boss wunce, n on hiz
          crankiest daze I would go to bakery on
          my braye, n bring him back pastry.
          Wunce he got shugar in system, he wuz
          da happy. Well, da less cranky.

          • Smammie says:

            mai bahd, az aye noaz taht, buttz maibee in teh Cheezland, cookies haz noe carbz 4 teh kitteh 2?

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              {{{Smammie}}} Way to go! The Fur Vest frum Last!!!

              an yoo ar right – heer in Cheezland – no caloreez, no carbz – yoo can hav awl teh chawklit martooneez – oar chawkit possoms – oar chawklit martoonees (did ai say taht awlreddee??) yoo want!

              • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                TOWN CRIER ANNOUNCEMENT!
                Awn Friday, teh 2nd of May – on teh 6 AM ICHC time (luk right below yur nayme – that iz ICHC time)
                we are going to hav anudder RACE!!!
                Teh “RUN FUR TEH ROSIE” to honor ar awn deer Rosie (rtshore) hoo iz so nice an duz such wonderful werk wif the LOLspeak. Credit to smammie – hoo thot ov it!!
                De tailz to follow!

                PLEEZ NOAT TIEM CHANGE!!! Wuz oringe in alley announced fur 3 AM. We’re gonna trai it wif the 6 AM fur teh west coast peepl!!

                • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                  But ai WUD liek to *ahem* organze it a liddle bit. Becuz last tiem wuz so fun an we were so eggscited taht it awl got a bit scrambled up!
                  .
                  Ai wud like to tryi (an ai KNOW some people might not see this) to do the following,

                  NOBUDDEE commints under the names in teh winners circle – that would be those who log in in the firs minute. That way the lion up remayns cleer.
                  .
                  After teh rayce is done, ai wud ask eech ov teh TY holderz (teh within one minnit wun)
                  to return to their plaice an tell us what they were riding – or if racing on foot.
                  .
                  How duz it werk? Just before the 6AM (3rd of teh day) pikchure coms up – we ar awl at our Pewters – reddi to pounce! The New Pickture comes up – and we’re OFF!!l
                  AN – of corse – enewun saying “f.r.t” wud bee diszualified!

                  • leeza-b says:

                    I will start traning mai skwirrlz rite now!
                    *starts shopping list:
                    1. noocleeur skwirrl kibble
                    2. Partikal accelleratur
                    3. Nutz

                • 343GuiltySpark says:

                  otay wate a sek…
                  wut in teh heck is goin awn?
                  i fink i must hav missd teh last event ov wich yoo speek.
                  wut is dis race?? i *luuuurv* racin! :-D

                  ::starts warmn up::
                  ::runs free laps arownd haus::

                  fyew! iz al reddy for race!!!

              • puddingcatbritt says:

                hai jch4k!!!!! hows u dis morning?

                • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                  Hai – pud…britt!!! Ai’m reelee fine – tahnks. Except ai sent a MayDay greetin to ebreewun – an fergot to taek off teh http:// – so it mite get heer bai tomoorow!!
                  Nao I’m going to re-post it awn teh next pikschure!

                  Hao is teh noo kittteh?! But waht a sillee question! :D

                  • critter says:

                    Ai will tri to mayke it two teh race dis tyme! naow ai gotta getz busy maeking a hairness fir mai teem …notz sayin what dat teem iz mayde uup of :)

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Conga Ratz, deer Smammie!!1 Especiallee for yoo there in teh taupe spot – but also fur ebree buddee – a May Day greeting fur yoo. VERY PERKEE!!!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXBPeiTPH5I&feature=related
      The King’s Singers
      Thomas Morley. Now is the month of Maying.

      Happy May Day too all.

      (Rodnee – LOOOLLLLL!!! Ai ar a “perky morning purrson”) :D

      • leeza-b says:

        perky morning purrson… pesky morning purrson….
        almoast teh same! :D
        just teasin JCH4K!

      • patticlan says:

        JCH4K, I enjoyed the music very, very much and the pix were exceptional. Thank you for sharing.. Happy May Day everyone.

      • teenie says:

        en heer iz sum Morris dansin fr May Day, 2!

        (Ai lykes teh stik dansiz bettr, but hanky dansiz r stil fun to watch.

        h t t p : / / w w w.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z8QGX07tGw

  2. Beth Annie says:

    iz want to comment

  3. rodney dill says:

    Bright perky morning people should be shot

    • Smammie says:

      B shure U aim iz beri-beri gud… btw, Ayes habin a Havatrie-dill-cheez nomlette 4 mah brekfass

    • Klolzz says:

      Wen teh revolution comes dey’ll b teh nawt sekund ‘gainst teh wall.

      • Smammie says:

        Butz wud nawt taht meenz taht U wudz haz 2B op B4 mii?

        • Klolzz says:

          No. we does it in teh nighttiem wen dey not so bright n perkey.

          • we shud start teh list now.

            *Grumble grumble grumble* stoopy morning peeps

            *runs and hides because her roommate has accused her of being a morning person*

            • 343GuiltySpark says:

              mai kitteh is traind to eet mornin peeps on cummand.
              i donut has mennee peeps ovr for visitin ennee mor…

            • kitsunerina says:

              aize a weerd hibrid- kuz mornin duznt kum over teh mowntuns until 8:30am, ize a guud mornin person. an aize a nite owel, kuz ai luvz to luuk at teh stars… iz nawt an afternoon persun tho- aize growchier than a pig onna stik.

    • Duffy says:

      Proverbs 27.14: “He that blesseth his freind with a loud voice, rising early in the morning, it shall be counted a curse to him.”

      • kitsunerina says:

        unless iz spesifyed in teh contrackt dat him is replasin teh alerm clok taht borked. even den, teh contrackt also states dat hyoomen alerm cloks shud considur warin protecktif bodee armer.
        -
        an hoaw duz dis apply to teh kitteh ‘larm cloks? r tehy immyoone to teh curses?

    • CheshireKittehKat says:

      Wye duz brite perkie maurning peeps talk soe muches??? YAK, YAK, YAK!!!!!

      Enuff tu gibb yuu a hed-aike; eben iyf yuu iygnoares tehm,
      tehy jes goes awn adn awn—–PLEH!!! :mad:

  4. Beth Annie says:

    vote fur meh lol
    put mine. domain and then / teh following
    View.aspx?ciid=1037656

  5. Shaungrl says:

    Ur throwpillowz tendz to throwsup, as well.

  6. hez angries cuz hez cowchpillo … pls 2 stop throwin himz kthxbai

  7. missmykitties says:

    Dey mite be angree, but at leste dey match!

  8. rodney dill says:

    Kitteh’s name is Simon Scowl

  9. flingdecow says:

    5 starz!

  10. two_kittehs says:

    Grumpy kitteh is grumpy

    • leeza-b says:

      sumwun did nawt try to COMB teh kitteh did they???

      • kitsunerina says:

        mai kittehs laik teh koms, just as lawng as we duznt skratch or get it cawt in the folds uv kitteh skin.
        still nawt so fond uv teh baffs tho.

  11. SillyKitteh says:

    ai fink if i see dat on mai cowch, i just toss it a snak n den bak awai bery bery slllloooowwwwwly. i nawt need cowch, rly! it all hiz.

    i members wun tiemz, mai mom taeked in two thro-pillow kittehs while der hoomin wuz awn vacashuns. i luks behind cowch n just sees pile ob blak fur n big glowee i’s. mebbe it ok to keepz dem, u jus’ wann keep vile ob holiee water neer-bai. :P

  12. VertigoLee says:

    hai! i long tyme lurkr but nawt sekond tyme poster! ^^ Dat kitteh look very angry. O.O Mebbe sumone glued him 2 dat bed? D= poor kitteh. look almost lyk meh sissehs kitteh she usedta have.

    O an I dus danse fer Smammie! -puts on sum Guns N Roses an’ danses lyk Axl Rose- ^^!

    hope yew lyked it!!

    • lunarmommy says:

      o hai vertigolee! i liek yur dans. i lurkz alot, post sumtiemz, nevr been braev enuff yet to dans. maybee wun day…
      i fink i jus leev taht kitteh alone, not bovver himz, go sleep on teh cowch…

      • eubie says:

        Well come, vertiglolee. F u havz bin lerkin, u noes teh roolz, adn taht teh cheezpeeps havz teh bes ebber sight. Wut u thinkz tihs kitteh beez luukin lahk win heez teh happehtale?

  13. puddingcatbritt says:

    bed stelling kitteh iz on ur bed

  14. Jack Deth says:

    Wunss flooffee Kitteh
    fyndz a playss 2 reelakkz, himz
    duzzn’t wanna moov

    Flooffee Kitteh lubz
    plussh carpitz. Dayz maykz Kitteh’z
    sawfft floof awll teengleez

    Flooffee Kitteh stoarz
    stattikk lekktrissittee. Duz
    nawt lykez 2 disscharjj

    Prittee Wun’s bed iz
    nyss. Needz reemoatz 2 turnz awff
    sillee sope oprawz :-)

    Jack.

  15. marymary says:

    Himz luks liek himz haz no leks. Mehbe dats y himz angree? I be angree tu if I haz no leks.

  16. LOLDemon says:

    Iz nawt ur kowch, iz mah ANGREE playse.

  17. marymary says:

    Pore diabetes kitteh haz noe leggs. I be angree tu!

  18. Duffy says:

    Monorail cat owt of surviss for recharjing. Not happy to be lusing ovurtime.

  19. jmuhj says:

    Tew, tew kawaii red Purrzhun Qtii! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Ai wantz tew cudduhl him!!!

  20. Eric says:

    Ai sleepz on dis pillo with wun aie openz!!1!1

  21. Tiffany says:

    I can’t stop laughing. Nice one!

  22. xpenzif says:

    I think this is End Cat


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