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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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ai fink dey eeted teh oranj wunz
Salleh!!! Lukkit YOOO. We bee dansing tonite!!!! Whooo Hoooooo!!!!!
*diggin big toesie ina grownd…* *whispurz* iz mi berry noawt secund …noawt secund…ebbar !!!1!! ai gotted so eggsiteded wen ai dint see aneewun elses naem up der, ai hadda run aowt to teh bak porches an haz a cigarret….an clam dwon !!! woo hoo !!! iz rite Janet !!
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ai fink sumfin ina swing danse fur me….nawt shure how to rite it oawt in werdz….ana strawburri dakereee..fer me…..ai iz awn a froot-flabbured beveraj kik dese daze…..
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ai gotz to cleen up mi ruum sew kant stay reel lowng…werk agin tomorry…..yay! (ai lovz my werk) but ai kant fine aneefing round heer…gotz to do sumfin about dat !!
Strawmberree dakereeez coming rite up!!! Ai juar gotted boxes an boxes ov frozen berreiz frum mai freezer!!! Maed plentee fur awl.
(Oh!!1 Where iz Romeow wehn yoo needz hur!!! So iz SOOO gud wif teh mixed drinkz)
So - Heer yoo go Salleh! Yoo getz teh *ahem* furst wun!!!!
An ai’m pouring awt lotz of tehm. Step rite up ebreewun. An tehn - we can awl doo teh swing dance!!
Salleh - yoo still heer? Got ene videos???
OOOPs , Ai wuz obur traing sum moar abowt da yahoo cheezfrenz. Iz awl mikz up. so Ai miss da maikingz ub teh dakriz wif da frech berriz. but ai maiked 3.14 wif sum so wil bring dat obur rite awai. Ai luk at da respe nd cant bleeb maik strombree shifon pi wif koolaid, berriz opshunul fur garnixh, owtrajus. Nd wuz in dibeetis cuk buk so hab shugr twin nd nokz jeltin. pleh. Ennywai, Janet, da Tidmum sendz me da pikshurz ub hur nd Ambercat at dere ohai tee, statchew ub nym, lukz liek hab skin dizieez nd Fern& Hazel. Dem’s so prtitty.
well…ai hav been obber awn utube seein ifn ai cood fine owt anyfing close to teh kine of dansin we uesed to do up in Sonoma…..an found sumfin cloes…..but ai wared bedder closses….nee hi frye bootz an ai maded mi own dansin dressess an skurtz…..tehy awl wer sorta eggsaggertated a’line…meenin tehy had abou 100 inchus above teh rufful, asn teh rufful waz impowrtant to teh “swing” ov teh skirt….an ai wared wesern shirtz ai made an embroydered wifgf rosses an stuff awn teh yoke…..
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derz 2 videos heer…..teh furst iz a sawng bi Georj Strait…cawled “I Only Wants to Danse Wiff You” teh furst tyme ai heered it….ai closeded my eeyz an jouyned my own fren Georj…obber teh bridj fer almoss30 yeerz noaw, but oh how we loveedd to danse togedder…..an wen ai clossed my eeyz der ai waz dansing wiff Georj…wiff awl teh turnz an swirlin an dipoz an slides an two-steppin we had so muches fun wiff….an naow wenebber ai wantz to danse wiff Georj, ai jest lissen to diz soawng. (hopes diz link werkz !)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFtEQLKdOJY&feature=related
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an diz video iz beryy muches like teh C & W swing dancing we did up der in Sonoma…cept we waz a hole loawt rowdier !!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXoJNRQ5I
ai gots to post diuz to see ifn it werkz ifn it dosenty…ai’ll try agin
ok ai trize agin….
Georj Strait…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFtQLKdOJY
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an teh western swing danse….(an we wer defineetllee wilder !!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqg6Iz55fD4&feature=related.
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an luuked muches teh preddier ifn teh gurl warez a nise skurt dat flarz owt wen she swingz aroundl…..trust meh !
ok teh dansin gotted froo, noaw fur Georj……
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb4n7dnW4nA&feature=related
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dis reely iz a grate soawng …just close yer eeyz an danse froo it……
Ur berry furstest fur vest frum lastest?1!?!??!?!!? Yay salleh!!!!!!!!!!!
*mixes up deh frootee strawberree dakereez
*Porez sum owt fer ebbery1.
*Handz 1 2 salleh, 1 2 Janet,
*1 2 n1P (Non alkohol fer yew kid!)
*1 2 343GuiltySpark
*1 2 Smammie adn takez 1 4 hersef, adn putz deh rest owt
*wear ebbery1 can b habbing 1.
*Klinkee glasses.
Cheez!!
tew menne moar nawt sekkundz foar salleh adn ennywun else hoo hazzint had wun yet, oar haz unlee hadz wun befoar, oar tohse hoo seem tew get dem awl teh tyme.
sowwy, gais!
*clink*
*CRAK!1!!1!*
oops! seems wii gottededown teh eesilly borked glasses adn nawt teh fyne kristle
*russle russle russle* *getz aut verree best krystal*
So!!! Klink! ♬ Luk hao prettilee reelee nice krystal “klinkz”!!!
NUFFING iz too gud fur mai BFF Salleh!!
Heer’s to yoo, Salleh!!!
’scuze mee, Salleh. ai got to maek thiz announcemint neer teh taupe!!
TOWN CRIER ANNOUNCEMENT!
Awn Friday, teh 2nd of May - on teh 6 AM ICHC time (luk right below yur nayme - that iz ICHC time)
we are going to hav anudder RACE!!!
Teh “RUN FUR TEH ROSIE” to honor ar awn deer Rosie (rtshore) hoo iz so nice an duz such wonderful werk wif the LOLspeak. Credit to smammie - hoo thot ov it!!
De tailz to follow!
PLEEZ NOAT TIEM CHANGE!!! Wuz oringe in alley announced fur 3 AM. We’re gonna trai it wif the 6 AM fur teh west coast peepl!!
but ai WUD liek to *ahem* organzie it a liddle bit. Becuz last tiem wuz so fun an we were so eggscited taht it awl got a bit scrambled up!
Ai wud liek to trai (an ai KNOE ebreebuddee wont’ see it) an doo the following,
NOBUDDEE commints in teh winnerz circle - taht wud bee ebreebuddee hoo coms in in the first minnit.
After teh rayce is dun, ai wud ask eech ov teh TY holderz (teh within wun minnit wun)
to return to their plaice an tell us waht teht were riding.
Thiz way - it wud bee cleer waht happened. Befoar, it got awl muddee.
AN - of corse - enewun saying “f.r.t” wud bee diszualified!
Enewun hoo mist the VERREE FURST LOLcatLand Race - heer it iz. Doo go luk. Wuz SOOOO much fun!!!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/25/funny-pictures-why-no-one-comes/#comments
Big-big-big CONCATCHULASHUNS, Salleh!
Kongratz on yer nawt sekund nawt sekund, Salleh!
Concatulationz, Salleh! Ai been doin stuf awl dai an habbn’t had teh chanse tew commint. SOOOOOO—HIP-HIP—–hooRAAAAAAYYYYY!!!1!!!1!!!! for Salleh an her nawt secund!
Pawsibbul mob hit — de tailz at elebentee!!
kumgratz, salleh! yu gits enny kindov dwink yu wuntz! plus, a fyremins, if yu wuntz it!
congolinemobshoelaces salleh!!
dans an dreenk?
or juss dans?
or juss dreenk?
Conga ratz 2U Salleh (btw, ayes a “sallie” irl)
Wud U B lichen a franch martoonie wif razzieberries n pinieappul joos?
—Aye wuz finkin ob Inspetor Cluesew
oh hai Smammie…ai iz a Sally irl…..but mi reel naem iz Sarah,…but waz cawled Sally frum my birff….sumwun heer, ai cannut meemenburz hoo……cawled mee Salleh, oar suggestideded it oar sumfin…ai kant meemenbur aneemoar, ai haz been Salleh heer sinse late lass summur….ai likes it so muches ai am tryin to figgurez oawt how to becum dat irl…..iz nise naem….
Iz a grate naem, speshully teh spelinz. Ayez naemed 4 mah gr. granmah, iz juss Sallie, nuttin moar, butt it zoots mii.
(dansdansdans)
SALLEH!!!
Ur NAWT SECUND NAWT SECUND!!!
*Dawnkee leeps intoo air and duz frantic bowntces ub joy arown teh room!!*
Oh, scuse meh!
Heer! I brotted stuffs furr ur partee! boyshome.ro/photos/donkey.jpg
(I tin I brotted too much)
what breed are those cats?
they’re either maine coons or norwegian forest cats (I have the later) … furry fuzz balls!
And you jest KNOW they gonna blame the donkey!
ai dont fink dey eeted teh orinj wunz. Kleerlie dey wuz odeed on teh kittehnipz. Evidunce iz in teh bakgrownd. Kleerlie. Iz mayk ceeling cat study yooth groop cries. Poor kittehs went down teh rong paths.
kwik tu cawl da 911! Dey nawt kwite ded yet!
kawl teh fyremins?
“butt dey wil B…bring owt yer ded….”
“I don’t want to go on the cart!”
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montee piefon ftw
When da ceiling kitteh attacks!
whoa! nawt phunneh! ceeling cat duzznt attack kittehs! ai dunt meenz tew bee a troll, but ai dunt wunt yu tew be a troll, eethur
Old testmint ceiling cat not unnown to do smiting n’ veangences n. stuffs.
haz yu akshooly red teh Old Testiment? reed Genesis. wen Adam&Eve got kicked owt ov teh Garden ov Eden, they deserved tew be killed. They disobeyed a direct order frum God. itz lyke a soldier disobeying an order frum teh Commander in Chief, teh President. even wurse. but He didn’t. He spared them. And when God tested Abraham by telling him to sacrafice his son Isaac, the boy was spared, and through it, created a picture of an event that was to happen much later. While He told the Israelites to be merciless when they fought against their enemies, it was because He knew that they would later destroy the Israelites. Whenever He did something, it was for the good of all. If you don’t believe me, read everything in the Old Testament. It will take a while, but it will be worth it, believe me.
{{{{{Neds}}}}}&cheezluv
God gawt desidedley bad-temprud for rest of testmint, tho.
/lolspeak
I always see Genesis as the story of a choice. Adam and Eve had a choice: they could either stay in Paradise, be looked after by God, and obey him to the letter for the rest of their (and their descendants’
lives, or they could choose to have free will. They chose to have free will. And that, dear children, is why God didn’t smite them.
Winky samiley not sposed to be in ther!
One of the examples of being looked after by God is instinct. The “lower” animals are looked after by God this way, but man has lost a lot of this instinct. He has free will instead.
Well… sins u hab opend tihs fred… (lolspeak-/)
I believe God knew that our ancestors would fail to obey, since He had a plan of salvation already worked out to demonstrate love for us in way that even the Adversary could not twist and misrepresent. This may seem unfair, but eternity is too difficult to endure trials and temptations without such confidence of His love that we would resist forever. This could not be explained, it had to be endured for the lesson to be truly learned. The payoff, eternal service to a loving Creator with joys and satisfactions from challenges faced and solved, will be worth the pain and frunstration. (lolspeak +/)
Ai hopez taht tihs sukseedz in adekwatlee konvaaing mai fotz awn teh ishoo, n ai apologyz 4 anee offens taht sum myt taak at mai brash staatmentz ob beleef dif’runt frum taht ob odderz.
Noe problim heer, F O’P!! Butt yoo an ai sharez beleefs, ai beleef!
dey…dey iz awl…ded?
*skreem in teh bakrownd*
Fink it wuz nip oberdose. Or wuz it mades to look,/i> like dat?
hmmmm . . .
OaaRRRRR = Purrrrhaps - just maybee - cud bee - hoo knowz??
They putted their soop inna mikrowayve oven - an dint taek teh lid awf? an
BOOOMMM
Teh soundwavez frum teh stunning eggspsloshun haz nokked tehm awt!!!
Waht doo yoo think??? Cud this PAWSIBLEE happen???
den agin… cud B teh stinkie sneekies behines teh chare gotz 2 dem…
Airbiskit!!! HaaaaaaaHaaaaaaa!!!! I snorteded kofee up my noes!!!
Well, us’s knows how danjeriss microwabes soops can be!
And tehn yoo haz to use a snadblaster to cleen eeet!!! LOLOLOLZZZ!!
Janet, wot is yu doin up so eerly/layt (Dunnon wich wai yur heddin!)!!! Is stoopid o’clok wher yu is!
ai just woke up an cudn’t go bak to sleep!! Am bizzee sending out teh May Day Greetingz! Urz iz next!!!
Iz stoopee 4:10 AM!!!!
Ah yes, Ai is familyar wit teh stoppy 4.10am; Ai had a visit form it yesterdai - is nawt so grate akchully! But Ai has juss wun appoyntmint todai so Ai can taek most ob teh dai as TOIL, yippee!!
Me tu, Me tu!!!!!!
Luuks liek 4:10 am sneekx aroun adn waikes up menny peeps,
almoast liek a wayke-up cawl wen yuu stays inna hotel
It must b catching!!!!! it b 3:47 am heer. Y iz I awake adn
can’t b getting back 2 sleep? I duzn’t b noeing. But I b
lukking like deh throw pillow kitteh I think. Habn’t chekking
deh meeror. 2 skeery 2 contemplate.
is lunge tym heer - mebbee yur boddees R awn TTI-tym!