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In Soviet Russia… statue gives pigeon crap

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  1. Noobalox says:

    Oh noes, run little bird, RUN! U gonna get skwished!

    • Phoenix says:

      Concatulations on your nawt second!

      • Noobalox says:

        Is 4 way tie (twist? braid? tangle?) for nawt second, so thanx and conga rats!

        • As you have the nawt furst in the “Who be Talkin’” box, the photo finish, I believe, belongs to you.
          .
          Howebber, if you’re looking for drink & dans suggestions . . .
          How about eggnog & the chicken dance? f.r.

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            fifi – yooo ar rite – tehre iz awnlee wun TROOO nawt second – butt becuz we nao hav teh TY Boo Teek – an teh braydz an macrames fur teh TYs, we nao usuallee silly brate ebree wun hoo arrivez at teh sayme tiem – within teh minnit – ai meen!

            Ov corse tehy ar reeelee in teh order in wih tehy appear! But itz moar fun to hav teh TYs. :D

    • Danothemano says:

      In so veeit rusha, pidgin skwish yooo!

  2. Keep yer eye on da burdie!

  3. oracle at kitteh says:

    is not gud fur helth uv pidgin

  4. Phoenix says:

    Oh noes!

  5. woodchuck says:

    Noes! Nawt teh Rushen Rebersal!

  6. nightshayde says:

    Hay Mistur Stachoo — sumwunz gonna hafta cleen dat up!

  7. cweenmj says:

    But I doant gib a pijin crap.

  8. ghostrider says:

    mister data is forgin raven wing?

  9. patticlan says:

    Pidgins are flying rats…I don’t like them, but I wouldn’t kill them either. I think I don’t like them because one decorated me when I was a kidlet.

  10. Burnt Eyes says:

    Pidgie go splort nao.

  11. scruffykat says:

    Sooo daz hoz de maek pgion pie, verrry intur-eztdingk!
    *SLATZZ!!!!*

  12. Melissa says:

    In soviet russia U can poop on Skwab. Or pidgin
    Dey tayste bettar whin u calls em skwab.
    But nawt nootrishis.

    • scruffykat says:

      shsish-ka-swab eben betta, u becha

    • woozled says:

      Hadz skwawb wunct wehn ai wuz a liddel kitteh, wee shotz tehm in teh bawrn (nawt Nawtee Barn) wif teh pillit riffle, Da kleend tehm, Ma kookt tehm wee eated tehm nomnomnom.
      Lyke skwerl, lotta werk, liddle meet.

  13. Melissa says:

    Wha happin to teh burgurs?
    R it jus me?
    Is dissapeerz?

    • Burnt Eyes says:

      I eated dem

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        An wee ar missing ar liddle boxez – teh wuns taht were up in teh left korner.

        Nao – wehn we commint -awll teh commintz co-lapse in a heep – an there’s no way to luk at tehm. Wich is RELLEE bad, becuz verree offen, ai am comminting awn sebral thingz, an ai needz to see tehm wehn ai ar riting!!!

    • cweenmj says:

      It b a sad storee.
      Short bershun: dey tukking dem away cuz deh borked IE. Sumday dey will
      2b kumming bak.
      Long bershun: (ad deh h t t p stuff in frunt)
      ichcnews.wordpress.com/2008/03/29/removing-burger-ratings-or-nesting-from-comments/

      • woozled says:

        > cuz deh borked IE.
        .
        Pruuf pawzitive ob teh superduperioriteee ob teh FyreFawkx.

        • jamamakitty says:

          ai haz a puter queschun………. wat is teh berdict on Vista? ai am goin tew gets a lappytop but have herd baaaad stuffs bout Vista. as long as der is a choys shud ai get teh XP?

          my OS ignrince………lets me shoews yew

          • cweenmj says:

            I not shur wut teh status uv deh VISTA b. I dew noe dat deh XP b
            a relatiblee stabul OS. I hab herd lotz uv gud thingz about deh
            Apple lappee topz. I think ifn I had 2 chose, I wud switching 2 deh
            Apple b4 going wif deh VISTA. ‘Corse, if u b like mii dat wud meen
            lerning a hole gnu system. AARRRRGGGHHHH!!! I keep mai
            ragged old lappeetop wif XP going until it kant go no moar.
            .
            Thiz commint contaynz no useful infermashun. :-(

            • jamamakitty says:

              oh yesh it duz…………….. fanks. ai’m afeerd dat ai’m nawt up 4 teh hole new mac/vs pc conversion. spose ai’ll jus get teh XP while ai can – yew kin always upgrade (if that’s what it is ;-) ) Then ders teh delimma of wut kind ob lappytop but we gets discount frum Dell so dat’s teh route i’m likely to go

              how’s teh wether down der in Orrygun? ai’m up near Skeattle…… maybe wen it warms up – if it ebber duz – ai mite take a lil roadtrip an cums down to meet anudder cheez peep……. sounds pritty down der

              • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                jamamkitty – ai ar teh Fur Vest frum Furst wehn it coms to teh Pewters. Butt ai wuz awl mai lief a PC (nawt Polly ticklee Correkt!! :D ) purrrrrson – but mai relativs awl sayed ai must get a Mac – an akshullee ai am verreee happee wif it.

                Butt – there iz a lerning curve – ai must admitz.

                But yur nermal programz – laik Word – an teh rest – ar prittee much teh saime.

                If yoo know sumwun wif a Mac – see if yoo can go a play wif it fur a wile. Yoo mite reelee liek it. An we NEBBER reelee worriez about the viruses.

                • jamamakitty says:

                  ai has herd it iz berry gud wit teh grafixx………. but ai has hard enuff time wen ai changes teh offis vershuns. most ebbrywun ai noes has teh PCs. der is a noo appel storrr nearby….. maybe ai stops ober der and plais a liddel. ai guess aim just kinda chicken…….. ai finally feelz like ai noes my ways around a PC……. but ai will goes an luks at dems……. fanks 4 teh suggesshun

                  • kitsunerina says:

                    ai wuz raysed own macs and commodore 64s… but tehy maed me lern windoze in skool. ai borkded lawts uv pyooters (an gawt kikked owtta teh compyooter labs afore ai figyered owt haow to werk teh windoze. goin frum windoze to mac is eezeer (becuz lawtz uf mai frenz did it in laik wun week wif no cashultees)…

              • cweenmj says:

                It b kinda crazee wetherz 2day. Snow pelletz. Sunshine.
                Snow pelletz. Sunshine. Snow pelletz. Sunshine. repeet
                awl day. but shud (cross finnerz) b warming up dey b
                saying. Wii b habbing deh nise lake 2 lukking at wif deh
                cedar treez and lotsa birdz and eben sum deerz. Adn wii
                hab ben told der b gud fishin in deh lake.
                C’mon down!!! (wen deh wether iz nise.)

                • jamamakitty says:

                  otay, ai will dew a 3 day weekend sumtime……….. ai can sleeps in teh back ob my Pilot….

                  it’s been a crazeee spring dat’s 4 shur……. mebbe in lait June or July. we can haz our west coast peeps tea……. we can wears work glubs …… onleee kidding. will be fun.

                  • cweenmj says:

                    I dunno….gardening glubs and straw hatz sowndz
                    like fun 2 mii. ;-)
                    .
                    If ennybuddy lukz at us funnee wii can just chant:
                    .
                    Ebbrywear wii go-o
                    Peepul wanna no-o
                    Hoo wii ar-re.
                    Sooo wii tellum
                    Wii R deh CheezPeepz
                    Mity mity CheezPeepz!!!!!!!!!!
                    Ebbrywear wii go-o
                    Peepul wanna no-o
                    Hoo wii ar-re.
                    Sooo wii tellum
                    Wii R deh CheezPeepz
                    Mity mity CheezPeepz!!!!!!!!
                    D C ad infinatum
                    โ–ฒโ–ฒโ–ฒ iz dat rite?
                    tew long since 6th grade mewsik klass :-(

                    • jamamakitty says:

                      ai fink yew gots it!!

                      gardening glubs n hats it is!! oh fun…… ai has sumfin tew luk forwards tew!! is always a gud adbenture tew get inna car an nawt have tew stand in awl teh lines at teh airport. guess ai’d bedder save my gdubbya check 4 teh gas. wat a guy……… makes awl himz frinz rich (follow teh money) an den we’re sposed to be grateful 4 teh incentib check…… laik dats gunna do anywun anny gud.

                      well ai needs to go read 4 awhile an settle down 4 teh nite. hab a gud ebbening and ai hopes alla fokes yew meet down der are teh fun!!

          • ninjawhospeakithnotwhatyouknow says:

            I apologize for I am not familiar with your ways of the words. I have vista,
            and there have been a few minor issues, but nothing to worry about I was
            getting the blue screen of death for a bit but VISTA SP 1 fixed that right up.
            I think that vista is better than XP but thats just my opinion. these words
            need to stop moving around so much, i ope i as heppfull

            • lunarmommy says:

              fank yoo, taht iz teh hlepful. (an dont wurree bout teh langwij diffruns, we iz teh multi-linu — mutli- lung — speeks manee diffrunt langwijes an manee difrunt kinz ob lolspeek heer) mah hubby will need teh noo llaptop soon (him not noze this, or mebbee iz jus in de nile) an teh XP vs vista iz konsurn heer too. him iznt power-yooser, jus lissens to teh myoozik an wurks on offis stuffs. Vista shuld be okay for taht.

        • cweenmj says:

          True dat. Bill Gatez iz not ur frend.

    • Duffy says:

      Hi Mlssa!! Lawng tiem no see!!!

  14. Sakee says:

    Thiz iz vengence 4 curroadin’ art wif ur gooanoe, ya flyin’ lolrat!

  15. no 1 in particular says:

    teh stachoo duzznt lyke piginz

    • jamamakitty says:

      ohai NIP – hows mai grill? {{{NIP}}}

      • no 1 in particular says:

        ai iz dooin gud! ai gibbed Janet a fyurmin az a prezzint tew sillybrayt teh kummin summur! iz verri happitayl tym. ai haz a liddle sad at teh momint, but nuffin tew reely wurree abowt. ai gess ai just pae tew mush attenshun wen ai reed cheezfrenz blogs.

  16. sarakitty says:

    Teh burdee skoffz @ teh stachoo. Kud sitz heer awl day wiv impyunitee. Luks liek preeveeyus burdeez haz lef tehr kommintz az wel. In soviet russia teh blacksmifs striev 2 miss teh burdkrap.

  17. woozled says:

    Tigurr Stoan-Nawt-Woodz hitz a burdee awn teh twelphpth hoal…

  18. fikshunkitteh says:

    Easter Bunneh choklit
    Fingerz sammich
    Good gummy beerz

  19. fikshunkitteh says:

    Hot fuj sunnydai
    ICHC
    Juroosilem Artichokz
    K

  20. fikshunkitteh says:

    Nachural Nitingale
    osprey
    Peecock

  21. lightchild79 says:

    xtremly overcooked phud (ewww)
    yellow skwash (sliced thin, battered and fried crispy yum)
    zillions uv chokklitee things dat r no kalurees oar fat oar ennyfing bad and make deh peeps hoo eet dem btootiful oar handsome…..

    • cweenmj says:

      I’ll take sum skwash *sniff — smellz hevenlee*
      Adn a dubbul porshun uv deh zillyunz uv chokklit thingz.
      kthxbai.

      • cweenmj says:

        Oh Hai lightchild79!!
        deh ozzer day u askinged how to making deh name bloo.
        u musting 2 get a wordpress.com account.
        u musting 2 put deh address uv ur blog oar uzzer web address in deh
        box labeled (I fink) website ore URL in ur profile. u can also put in
        an avatar dere 2. Den u will needing to log out uv wordpress and
        log out uv deh ICHC window. Den crossing ur fingers and log back
        in2 wordpress and ICHC. Wif enny luck ur name will be bloo and it will
        b a linkee 2 ur website. Sumtimez it may take a few owers 4 teh
        linkee adn deh avatar 2 showing up. Gud luck!!

        • lightchild79 says:

          i clickeed on ur name and ur site rox!! i doesnt know u cud du that!
          i also doesnt knowing if i could have a fun site as urs. btw weres deh koolist
          place u have goed? i wanna bizzit coca cola plant! an’ seeing universal studios
          umung udder placees

          • cweenmj says:

            Y thank yew, lc79!!! Kewlest place??? hhmmm. So menny
            places 2 choosing frum. Ower favorite spot iz near Monarch Pass
            in Kolyradoe. Wii lubz deh mountenz. Wii b liking deh scenereez.
            1 uv deh kewlest thingz wii hab dun is a helleecopter ride over
            Bryce Canyun in Utah. Deh Ben & Jerry’z faktoree in Vermont
            wuz nise .. free sampulz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            Oh! Adn wii lubbed teh Maine koste last summer. Awl deh
            litehauzez adn deh seefudz!! Wii hab ben 2 teh top uv deh
            St. Luis Arch — do not b dewing dat wen iz elebenty leben
            degreez-not so grate axshullyy! :lol:
            I cud go on adn on. Oh, luk, I did!!!!!!

            • lightchild79 says:

              how kewl iz that? i wanna rv wif my honeybunny sometime.(liek win our kids r moved out so i can use awl der utilitees an der fuds….lol) i would luv tew c the kellog plant an deh lasveegus strip an dizznee worldland an on n on liek u sed….i luk furwurd tew posting wif ewe eech dae. u b saeing deh funneez.
              habuh happeee dae….

  22. jeeves says:

    slow downz! why yew Russian?! :D

  23. Duffy says:

    Urban pidjin going to get stoned.

  24. DocFan says:

    Blink n ur ded. Dont turn ur back. Dont luuk awai. An dont Blink. Gud Luk.

  25. Tanner says:

    If there were a six-star rating, this one should get it. The caption is genius – what’s with the mere four stars? A cat curled up in its dinner bowl gets five and this only four? Very disappointing. Does nobody realize IN SOVIET RUSSIA, WEBSITE RATE YOU!! (poorly)

  26. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Pidjin sytting onna poarch ov hims veree fancee howse maided inna shapeses ov a rlly artsy statchoo;

    Hims famblee iys insyde ov howse, sleapyng iyn becuz itz Mai Dai (noebuddee bees wurkin onna hollydai)

  27. Scott says:

    I love this one!!!

  28. GiantSquirrel says:

    …I could have sworn this picture was taken in Helsinki, Finland – not Russia! There’s a very similar (if it’s not the same) statue, and for some reason the pigeons seem to prefer to sit on the anvil. And it’s just as funny every time you see it.

  29. adadadddddddddd says:

    blabla

  30. Nemi says:

    That’s Hellsinki, Finland

    all Hail Suomi!

  31. Eudokia says:

    “โ€ฆI could have sworn this picture was taken in Helsinki, Finland – not Russia!”

    Yes, this statue IS in Helsinki, FINLAND – Not in Russia. Kthxbye ;)

  32. Larz says:

    ROTFLMAO! I **know** that statue, and if I was him, I’d do exactly the same thing. Serves them right!

  33. happeningfish says:

    iz no russha. iz feenland.

    plz to not fede the piggins, u toorist!

  34. esssss says:

    i don’t get it.

  35. Juss says:

    Thats no sovjet rossija. Thats Finland.

    The statue is on the left in this picture
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ae/Helsinki_Old_Student_House.jpg

  36. Hantta says:

    Indeed, this statue is in Helsinki, Finland…

  37. elleB ruhtrI says:

    In United States… Freedom Status gives pigeon/gull crap…

  38. Terve says:

    I wuz just comin’ 2 say it iz no Russha. U already knows.

    Feenland rlz! Yay!

    Dat statue iz Seppo Ilmarinen, a character from ur national epic Kalevala. There r usually lots of pidgeons sittin’ on hiz head and all ovr him. :D

  39. zauberflote says:

    *Alvin, teh cyoot of deap-see submerzibulz, emerges frum teh deep deep sea*

    *teh hatch openz*

    *owt popz B.R, layden wif pannyerz ov goodiez* (Sawree Maus, B.R. is a cheap dayte– one peese ov saltwatertaffee an he wuz mien, awl mine…corse, it helpded taht my bodiss wuz awlreddy ript….)

    In teh pannyerz are:

    A bell tower for teh tawp ov teh JCH400K Theatre– notiss how it fitz rite in?
    1,000 bookz abowt marine biology an oshunnawgraffee for teh Mary O’Spockn Reeding Room an Librairee
    A duzzin horse shoo crabz for d”Beeker Labs, in caes enneebuddy wantz to be a murreen byolojist.
    A bloo bukkit (but nawt *the* bukkit, sadlee) full ov sea glasss for Krissy’s– looks gud in teh makramay art an in teh harebradez.
    Roobarb fer teh Pi Stawl
    Moar salt water taffee than u kan shaek a stikk at, for awl to share!

    ZF haz been at TTCaepCod, an reternz safelee wif awl prezzentz intakt!

  40. zauberflote says:

    *Alvin, teh cyoot of deap-see submerzibulz, emerges frum teh deep deep sea*

    *teh hatch openz*

    *owt popz B.R, layden wif pannyerz ov goodiez* (Sawree Maus, B.R. is a cheap dayteโ€“ one peese ov saltwatertaffee an he wuz mien, awl mineโ€ฆcorse, it helpded taht my bodiss wuz awlreddy riptโ€ฆ.)

    In teh pannyerz are:

    ***A bell tower for teh tawp ov teh JCH400K Theatreโ€“ notiss how it fitz rite in?
    ***1,000 bookz abowt marine biology an oshunnawgraffee for teh Mary Oโ€™Spockn Reeding Room an Librairee
    ***A duzzin horse shoo crabz for dโ€Beeker Labs, in caes enneebuddy wantz to be a murreen byolojist.
    ***A bloo bukkit (but nawt *the* bukkit, sadlee) full ov sea glasss for Krissyโ€™sโ€“ looks gud in teh makramay art an in teh harebradez.
    ***Roobarb fer teh Pi Stawl
    ***Moar salt water taffee than u kan shaek a stikk at, for awl to share!

    ZF haz been at TTCaepCod, an reternz safelee wif awl prezzentz intakt!

    *B.R. trotz bakk to teh NB, happilee chomping saltwatertaffee*

    • NO PEEKIN!!!1!1!!111!!!!!! Werking awn Maus’s birfday heer, nuffin to see, walk awn bye! *Froez tarp over hyooje sumfing*

      Maus lookz up in teh skyy, heerin sum sownd. Tiney sparklee spawt in skyy, maykin melodeeyuss hummin sownd, commin closer an closer. Wut can it be? O Look! It is ZF, standing at teh helm ov jygundimuss FliegendeZauberflรถte [editor's note: translation, Flying Majikk Floot] swoopin froo teh ayre wiff a kwikness. Az ZF steerz teh FZF arownd, it bellowz melodyusslee, in 6-part harmonee,

      ♫ ♫HAPPEE BURFDAI TEW YOO
      ♫ ♫HAPPEE BURFDAI TEW YOO
      ♫ ♫HAPPEE BURFDAI DEER MAUSIEEEEEEE
      ♫ ♫HAPPEE BURFDAI TEW YOOOOOO!!!!!♫ ♫

      ZF bringz teh FZF tew a skreeching landing, narrowlee missing teh Tilt-a-Whurrl awn teh fare-growndz, an prodoosez a brytelee colorded bag, frum witch she pullz prezzintz:

      **wun collapsiblol batting cayje

      **wun shoo-pitching masheene

      **wun Lou Ebil Slugger bayseball batt, Maus prefurred syze; cunningloly engrayveded wiv seenz of mousez in caypez chasing fingz. Oh look– there’s Myteee Maus!! How he get tehre?

      **wun grosse dainty wyte satin pointe shooz, size 3

      **wun grosse utilitarian canvas ballet slipperz, size 3

      Maus, u noez whut to do wif theze, aifinkso!

      **wun “Get Out of a Meeting wif StoopySootz Free” card

      **60 lbz shoogar, foar BR, Petunia, an the hoars u rode inon

      **Wun paint-by-numberz kit foar Sir Real

      **Wun cardbored fake western salooon foar Wyatt Earff

      **Wun pownd best Cheshyre cheez foar EM

      Did anybuddy get leftded owt? Nawt intenshunal, I ashoor u!

      I haz mayde teh triplol-chawklit browneez wif teh chawklit chipz of milolk, semi-sweet, an bittersweet chawklit. Ooeygooey an so good!

      *Standz bye, handing owt browneez tew ebberybuddy*

      • NO PEEKIN!!!1!1!!111!!!!!! Werking awn Mausโ€™s birfday heer, nuffin to see, walk awn bye! *Froez tarp over hyooje sumfing*

        Maus lookz up in teh skyy, heerin sum sownd. Tiney sparklee spawt in skyy, maykin melodeeyuss hummin sownd, commin closer an closer. Wut can it be? O Look! It is ZF, standing at teh helm ov jygundimuss FliegendeZauberflรถte [editor's note: translation, Flying Majikk Floot] swoopin froo teh ayre wiff a kwikness. Az ZF steerz teh FZF arownd, it bellowz melodyusslee, in 6-part harmonee,

        โ™ซ โ™ซHAPPEE BURFDAI TEW YOO
        โ™ซ โ™ซHAPPEE BURFDAI TEW YOO
        โ™ซ โ™ซHAPPEE BURFDAI DEER MAUSIEEEEEEE
        โ™ซ โ™ซHAPPEE BURFDAI TEW YOOOOOO!!!!!โ™ซ โ™ซ

        ZF bringz teh FZF tew a skreeching landing, narrowlee missing teh Tilt-a-Whurrl awn teh fare-growndz, an prodoosez a brytelee colorded bag, frum witch she pullz prezzintz:

        **wun collapsiblol batting cayje

        **wun shoo-pitching masheene

        **wun Lou Ebil Slugger bayseball batt, Maus prefurred syze; cunningloly engrayveded wiv seenz of mousez in caypez chasing fingz. Oh lookโ€“ thereโ€™s Myteee Maus!! How he get tehre?

        **wun grosse dainty wyte satin pointe shooz, size 3

        **wun grosse utilitarian canvas ballet slipperz, size 3

        Maus, u noez whut to do wif theze, aifinkso!

        **wun โ€œGet Out of a Meeting wif StoopySootz Freeโ€ card

        **60 lbz shoogar, foar BR, Petunia, an the hoars u rode inon

        **Wun paint-by-numberz kit foar Sir Real

        **Wun cardbored fake western salooon foar Wyatt Earff

        **Wun pownd best Cheshyre cheez foar EM

        Did anybuddy get leftded owt? Nawt intenshunal, I ashoor u!

        I haz mayde teh triplol-chawklit browneez wif teh chawklit chipz of milolk, semi-sweet, an bittersweet chawklit. Ooeygooey an so good!

        *Standz bye, handing owt browneez tew ebberybuddy*

        • NO PEEKIN!!!1!1!!111!!!!!! Werking awn birfday stuffz heer, nuffin to see, walk awn bye! *Froez tarp over hyooje sumfing*

          ~Petunia an B.R. trot grayzefully into site, hawlin a larje traylur~
          ~Awn teh traylur iz haff a cayve-syze amithist gee-ode, open to teh sunlite.~
          ~The purplol sparklolz inna erlee moarnin sunn~
          ~In teh amithist cayve are two golod tayblez, eech wif itz chare~
          ~On wun tayble iz a purplol banner taht says โ™ซ โ™ซHAPPEE BURFDAI ManfredMom!!โ™ซ โ™ซ~
          ~Onna ovver tayblol iz a banner taht says โ™ซ โ™ซHAPPEE BURFDAY NC66!!!โ™ซ โ™ซ~
          ~in teh middlol, iz a tall aynjelfud caek, anna bowl ov strumberriez, anna bowl ov wippy creem~

          Caretroll enterz, bashfully pulling a liddel wagon. In teh waggon are heeps an heeps ov amithists. Caretroll (whose burfdai is alsew todai) shylee offerz handfullz ov amithists to MM and to NC66. Then, in a paroxyzm ov embarrasmint, Caretroll sitz onna flore, pullz teh waggon over, an hydez under teh pyle ov amithists.

          • NO PEEKIN!!!1!1!!111!!!!!! Werking awn birfday stuffz heer, nuffin to see, walk awn bye! *Froez tarp over hyooje sumfing*

            ~Petunia an B.R. trot grayzefully into site, hawlin a larje traylur~
            ~Awn teh traylur iz haff a cayve-syze amithist gee-ode, open to teh sunlite.~
            ~The purplol sparklolz inna erlee moarnin sunn~
            ~In teh amithist cayve are two golod tayblez, eech wif itz chare~
            ~On wun tayble iz a purplol banner taht says โ™ซ โ™ซHAPPEE BURFDAI ManfredMom!!โ™ซ โ™ซ~
            ~Onna ovver tayblol iz a banner taht says โ™ซ โ™ซHAPPEE BURFDAY NC66!!!โ™ซ โ™ซ~
            ~in teh middlol, iz a tall aynjelfud caek, anna bowl ov strumberriez, anna bowl ov wippy creem~

            Caretroll enterz, bashfully pulling a liddel wagon. In teh waggon are heeps an heeps ov amithists. Caretroll (whose burfdai is alsew todai) shylee offerz handfullz ov amithists to MM and to NC66. Then, in a paroxyzm ov embarrasmint, Caretroll sitz onna flore, overternz teh waggon, an hydez under teh pyle ov amithists.

  41. SATAN666 says:

    Stooped hoominz…dat eez feenland not russia.

  42. Northcub says:

    In Feenland stchoos dnt take crap frm pidgins

  43. MOmo says:

    Dat statu is in Finland, I haz walked pazt it many timez

  44. boobs says:

    YAY! First comment!! :D

  45. Amethyst says:

    MOmo, that’s what I thought as well. :)

  46. chin says:

    Ohemgee, i used to live near dat plaes O.O

  47. samuel says:

    in solviet russia, car drives YOU!

  48. Orvokki Hyytinen says:

    Scuse me, but that statue is in Finland, NOT anywhere near Russia XD


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