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In Soviet Russia… statue gives pigeon crap
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In Soviet Russia… statue gives pigeon crap
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: shingami101
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Oh noes, run little bird, RUN! U gonna get skwished!
Concatulations on your nawt second!
Is 4 way tie (twist? braid? tangle?) for nawt second, so thanx and conga rats!
As you have the nawt furst in the “Who be Talkin’” box, the photo finish, I believe, belongs to you.
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Howebber, if you’re looking for drink & dans suggestions . . .
How about eggnog & the chicken dance? f.r.
fifi – yooo ar rite – tehre iz awnlee wun TROOO nawt second – butt becuz we nao hav teh TY Boo Teek – an teh braydz an macrames fur teh TYs, we nao usuallee silly brate ebree wun hoo arrivez at teh sayme tiem – within teh minnit – ai meen!
Ov corse tehy ar reeelee in teh order in wih tehy appear! But itz moar fun to hav teh TYs.
Too troo.
In so veeit rusha, pidgin skwish yooo!
Keep yer eye on da burdie!
is not gud fur helth uv pidgin
an teh pigin poops nawt gud to get awn yew!! can get muchly sick!!!
Oh noes!
Noes! Nawt teh Rushen Rebersal!
Yur rite, woodchuck. Taht be a bit confoozeling. Butt stranjlee funnee, nebberthe less!!
Hay Mistur Stachoo — sumwunz gonna hafta cleen dat up!
Dis teh best capshun evah!
But I doant gib a pijin crap.
…oar a ratz a$$.
… oar a damn.
.. Oar a hoot.
For cryin’ out in a bukkit!
. . .Oar a tiddleesquat!!!
Well, shoot in a handbasket!
Teh game u wuz talkin bout? It is teh World of teh Warcraft. Dere r guilds, a bunch of peeps in dere own leik little klub….an dey has names. An one of teh guilds names is ICHC, but awl spellded owt. I wanna join teh guild but I haddnt seen a member in awhile. Dey mite has disbandeded. I dunno.
An juuuust in kase u doant noes, World of warcraft is teh online role playin gamey. but u gosta buys teh game a teh Wal- Mark.
Thank yoo!!
Ai hav nebber played it – butt soo mennee doo. An it seems to bee so much fun. alas Ai haz nawt so much tiem. Ai cant bee ebreewhere at wunz – tho – OH!!! hao ai wish ai cud.
*sigh* Maybee sumdai. . .
… oar a fig
. . .Oar hoarse patootiez.
Ifn yer hoarse, ya mite wanna gargoyle.
U wanna watch owt 4 tehm gargoylz…sum ob dem seemz to be needin teh 50p towell…
mister data is forgin raven wing?
Star Trek ref FTW!
Pidgins are flying rats…I don’t like them, but I wouldn’t kill them either. I think I don’t like them because one decorated me when I was a kidlet.
Pidgie go splort nao.
Sooo daz hoz de maek pgion pie, verrry intur-eztdingk!
*SLATZZ!!!!*
In soviet russia U can poop on Skwab. Or pidgin
Dey tayste bettar whin u calls em skwab.
But nawt nootrishis.
shsish-ka-swab eben betta, u becha
Hadz skwawb wunct wehn ai wuz a liddel kitteh, wee shotz tehm in teh bawrn (nawt Nawtee Barn) wif teh pillit riffle, Da kleend tehm, Ma kookt tehm wee eated tehm nomnomnom.
Lyke skwerl, lotta werk, liddle meet.
Wha happin to teh burgurs?
R it jus me?
Is dissapeerz?
I eated dem
An wee ar missing ar liddle boxez – teh wuns taht were up in teh left korner.
Nao – wehn we commint -awll teh commintz co-lapse in a heep – an there’s no way to luk at tehm. Wich is RELLEE bad, becuz verree offen, ai am comminting awn sebral thingz, an ai needz to see tehm wehn ai ar riting!!!
It b a sad storee.
Short bershun: dey tukking dem away cuz deh borked IE. Sumday dey will
2b kumming bak.
Long bershun: (ad deh h t t p stuff in frunt)
ichcnews.wordpress.com/2008/03/29/removing-burger-ratings-or-nesting-from-comments/
> cuz deh borked IE.
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Pruuf pawzitive ob teh superduperioriteee ob teh FyreFawkx.
ai haz a puter queschun………. wat is teh berdict on Vista? ai am goin tew gets a lappytop but have herd baaaad stuffs bout Vista. as long as der is a choys shud ai get teh XP?
my OS ignrince………lets me shoews yew
I not shur wut teh status uv deh VISTA b. I dew noe dat deh XP b
a relatiblee stabul OS. I hab herd lotz uv gud thingz about deh
Apple lappee topz. I think ifn I had 2 chose, I wud switching 2 deh
Apple b4 going wif deh VISTA. ‘Corse, if u b like mii dat wud meen
lerning a hole gnu system. AARRRRGGGHHHH!!! I keep mai
ragged old lappeetop wif XP going until it kant go no moar.
.
Thiz commint contaynz no useful infermashun.
oh yesh it duz…………….. fanks. ai’m afeerd dat ai’m nawt up 4 teh hole new mac/vs pc conversion. spose ai’ll jus get teh XP while ai can – yew kin always upgrade (if that’s what it is
) Then ders teh delimma of wut kind ob lappytop but we gets discount frum Dell so dat’s teh route i’m likely to go
how’s teh wether down der in Orrygun? ai’m up near Skeattle…… maybe wen it warms up – if it ebber duz – ai mite take a lil roadtrip an cums down to meet anudder cheez peep……. sounds pritty down der
jamamkitty – ai ar teh Fur Vest frum Furst wehn it coms to teh Pewters. Butt ai wuz awl mai lief a PC (nawt Polly ticklee Correkt!!
) purrrrrson – but mai relativs awl sayed ai must get a Mac – an akshullee ai am verreee happee wif it.
Butt – there iz a lerning curve – ai must admitz.
But yur nermal programz – laik Word – an teh rest – ar prittee much teh saime.
If yoo know sumwun wif a Mac – see if yoo can go a play wif it fur a wile. Yoo mite reelee liek it. An we NEBBER reelee worriez about the viruses.
ai has herd it iz berry gud wit teh grafixx………. but ai has hard enuff time wen ai changes teh offis vershuns. most ebbrywun ai noes has teh PCs. der is a noo appel storrr nearby….. maybe ai stops ober der and plais a liddel. ai guess aim just kinda chicken…….. ai finally feelz like ai noes my ways around a PC……. but ai will goes an luks at dems……. fanks 4 teh suggesshun
ai wuz raysed own macs and commodore 64s… but tehy maed me lern windoze in skool. ai borkded lawts uv pyooters (an gawt kikked owtta teh compyooter labs afore ai figyered owt haow to werk teh windoze. goin frum windoze to mac is eezeer (becuz lawtz uf mai frenz did it in laik wun week wif no cashultees)…
It b kinda crazee wetherz 2day. Snow pelletz. Sunshine.
Snow pelletz. Sunshine. Snow pelletz. Sunshine. repeet
awl day. but shud (cross finnerz) b warming up dey b
saying. Wii b habbing deh nise lake 2 lukking at wif deh
cedar treez and lotsa birdz and eben sum deerz. Adn wii
hab ben told der b gud fishin in deh lake.
C’mon down!!! (wen deh wether iz nise.)
otay, ai will dew a 3 day weekend sumtime……….. ai can sleeps in teh back ob my Pilot….
it’s been a crazeee spring dat’s 4 shur……. mebbe in lait June or July. we can haz our west coast peeps tea……. we can wears work glubs …… onleee kidding. will be fun.
I dunno….gardening glubs and straw hatz sowndz
like fun 2 mii.
.
If ennybuddy lukz at us funnee wii can just chant:
.
Ebbrywear wii go-o
Peepul wanna no-o
Hoo wii ar-re.
Sooo wii tellum
Wii R deh CheezPeepz
Mity mity CheezPeepz!!!!!!!!!!
Ebbrywear wii go-o
Peepul wanna no-o
Hoo wii ar-re.
Sooo wii tellum
Wii R deh CheezPeepz
Mity mity CheezPeepz!!!!!!!!
D C ad infinatum
โฒโฒโฒ iz dat rite?
tew long since 6th grade mewsik klass
ai fink yew gots it!!
gardening glubs n hats it is!! oh fun…… ai has sumfin tew luk forwards tew!! is always a gud adbenture tew get inna car an nawt have tew stand in awl teh lines at teh airport. guess ai’d bedder save my gdubbya check 4 teh gas. wat a guy……… makes awl himz frinz rich (follow teh money) an den we’re sposed to be grateful 4 teh incentib check…… laik dats gunna do anywun anny gud.
well ai needs to go read 4 awhile an settle down 4 teh nite. hab a gud ebbening and ai hopes alla fokes yew meet down der are teh fun!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{jamamakitty}}}}}}}}}}}}}
g’nite
I apologize for I am not familiar with your ways of the words. I have vista,
and there have been a few minor issues, but nothing to worry about I was
getting the blue screen of death for a bit but VISTA SP 1 fixed that right up.
I think that vista is better than XP but thats just my opinion. these words
need to stop moving around so much, i ope i as heppfull
fank yoo, taht iz teh hlepful. (an dont wurree bout teh langwij diffruns, we iz teh multi-linu — mutli- lung — speeks manee diffrunt langwijes an manee difrunt kinz ob lolspeek heer) mah hubby will need teh noo llaptop soon (him not noze this, or mebbee iz jus in de nile) an teh XP vs vista iz konsurn heer too. him iznt power-yooser, jus lissens to teh myoozik an wurks on offis stuffs. Vista shuld be okay for taht.
True dat. Bill Gatez iz not ur frend.
himz seems to hab a lok on teh market tho……….
Hi Mlssa!! Lawng tiem no see!!!
Thiz iz vengence 4 curroadin’ art wif ur gooanoe, ya flyin’ lolrat!
teh stachoo duzznt lyke piginz
ohai NIP – hows mai grill? {{{NIP}}}
ai iz dooin gud! ai gibbed Janet a fyurmin az a prezzint tew sillybrayt teh kummin summur! iz verri happitayl tym. ai haz a liddle sad at teh momint, but nuffin tew reely wurree abowt. ai gess ai just pae tew mush attenshun wen ai reed cheezfrenz blogs.
is okay to has a littel sad…… and den yew can has a happitail!!
fanx, gramma jamama!
{{{{{gramma Jamamakitty}}}}}
Teh burdee skoffz @ teh stachoo. Kud sitz heer awl day wiv impyunitee. Luks liek preeveeyus burdeez haz lef tehr kommintz az wel. In soviet russia teh blacksmifs striev 2 miss teh burdkrap.
Hoo iz dis imp yunitee? Y duz he b sitting awl day? How kan u b telling him
iz an imp? duz he b habbing teh pointee eerz
Tigurr Stoan-Nawt-Woodz hitz a burdee awn teh twelphpth hoal…
Burdee Burdee in da skye,
Wii kan mayk da pidgin pi?
Itz neer dinner tyme heer…wut wii gonna kook?
Apricot glazed pidgin
BBQ pidgin
Capon
D…
Duch choklit pi
E…
Egret stoo
Fethered Frend Fry-up
Goose, roast over a spit!!
H. . .
Easter Bunneh choklit
Fingerz sammich
Good gummy beerz
Hot fuj sunnydai
ICHC
Juroosilem Artichokz
K
Ketchup kovered kwale
Lips of lushus liddle burdee
Mashed mokingburd
N
Nachural Nitingale
osprey
Peecock
Qwail
Rice&beens
Shuger-filled choklit pi
Tee(iced)
U…
Unidentiphyed caphatearia phud (Do NOT Want!)
Very gud dessertz
Wellington, beef
X…
xtremly overcooked phud (ewww)
yellow skwash (sliced thin, battered and fried crispy yum)
zillions uv chokklitee things dat r no kalurees oar fat oar ennyfing bad and make deh peeps hoo eet dem btootiful oar handsome…..
I’ll take sum skwash *sniff — smellz hevenlee*
Adn a dubbul porshun uv deh zillyunz uv chokklit thingz.
kthxbai.
Oh Hai lightchild79!!
deh ozzer day u askinged how to making deh name bloo.
u musting 2 get a wordpress.com account.
u musting 2 put deh address uv ur blog oar uzzer web address in deh
box labeled (I fink) website ore URL in ur profile. u can also put in
an avatar dere 2. Den u will needing to log out uv wordpress and
log out uv deh ICHC window. Den crossing ur fingers and log back
in2 wordpress and ICHC. Wif enny luck ur name will be bloo and it will
b a linkee 2 ur website. Sumtimez it may take a few owers 4 teh
linkee adn deh avatar 2 showing up. Gud luck!!
i clickeed on ur name and ur site rox!! i doesnt know u cud du that!
i also doesnt knowing if i could have a fun site as urs. btw weres deh koolist
place u have goed? i wanna bizzit coca cola plant! an’ seeing universal studios
umung udder placees
Y thank yew, lc79!!! Kewlest place??? hhmmm. So menny
places 2 choosing frum. Ower favorite spot iz near Monarch Pass
in Kolyradoe. Wii lubz deh mountenz. Wii b liking deh scenereez.
1 uv deh kewlest thingz wii hab dun is a helleecopter ride over
Bryce Canyun in Utah. Deh Ben & Jerry’z faktoree in Vermont
wuz nise .. free sampulz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh! Adn wii lubbed teh Maine koste last summer. Awl deh
litehauzez adn deh seefudz!! Wii hab ben 2 teh top uv deh
St. Luis Arch — do not b dewing dat wen iz elebenty leben
degreez-not so grate axshullyy!
I cud go on adn on. Oh, luk, I did!!!!!!
how kewl iz that? i wanna rv wif my honeybunny sometime.(liek win our kids r moved out so i can use awl der utilitees an der fuds….lol) i would luv tew c the kellog plant an deh lasveegus strip an dizznee worldland an on n on liek u sed….i luk furwurd tew posting wif ewe eech dae. u b saeing deh funneez.
habuh happeee dae….
slow downz! why yew Russian?!
berry niec wurdplae!!! i giggled. heer, taeking dis candybar for a kree8tuv prize.
Urban pidjin going to get stoned.
Blink n ur ded. Dont turn ur back. Dont luuk awai. An dont Blink. Gud Luk.
If there were a six-star rating, this one should get it. The caption is genius – what’s with the mere four stars? A cat curled up in its dinner bowl gets five and this only four? Very disappointing. Does nobody realize IN SOVIET RUSSIA, WEBSITE RATE YOU!! (poorly)
Pidjin sytting onna poarch ov hims veree fancee howse maided inna shapeses ov a rlly artsy statchoo;
Hims famblee iys insyde ov howse, sleapyng iyn becuz itz Mai Dai (noebuddee bees wurkin onna hollydai)
I love this one!!!
…I could have sworn this picture was taken in Helsinki, Finland – not Russia! There’s a very similar (if it’s not the same) statue, and for some reason the pigeons seem to prefer to sit on the anvil. And it’s just as funny every time you see it.
Definitely in Helsinki:
http://picasaweb.google.com/ygranat/FinlandDec2007Jan2008/photo#5158092689103071954
Right near the three blacksmiths and the bookstore.
blabla
That’s Hellsinki, Finland
all Hail Suomi!
“โฆI could have sworn this picture was taken in Helsinki, Finland – not Russia!”
Yes, this statue IS in Helsinki, FINLAND – Not in Russia. Kthxbye
ROTFLMAO! I **know** that statue, and if I was him, I’d do exactly the same thing. Serves them right!
iz no russha. iz feenland.
plz to not fede the piggins, u toorist!
i don’t get it.
Thats no sovjet rossija. Thats Finland.
The statue is on the left in this picture
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ae/Helsinki_Old_Student_House.jpg
Indeed, this statue is in Helsinki, Finland…
In United States… Freedom Status gives pigeon/gull crap…
I wuz just comin’ 2 say it iz no Russha. U already knows.
Feenland rlz! Yay!
Dat statue iz Seppo Ilmarinen, a character from ur national epic Kalevala. There r usually lots of pidgeons sittin’ on hiz head and all ovr him.
*Alvin, teh cyoot of deap-see submerzibulz, emerges frum teh deep deep sea*
*teh hatch openz*
*owt popz B.R, layden wif pannyerz ov goodiez* (Sawree Maus, B.R. is a cheap dayte– one peese ov saltwatertaffee an he wuz mien, awl mine…corse, it helpded taht my bodiss wuz awlreddy ript….)
In teh pannyerz are:
A bell tower for teh tawp ov teh JCH400K Theatre– notiss how it fitz rite in?
1,000 bookz abowt marine biology an oshunnawgraffee for teh Mary O’Spockn Reeding Room an Librairee
A duzzin horse shoo crabz for d”Beeker Labs, in caes enneebuddy wantz to be a murreen byolojist.
A bloo bukkit (but nawt *the* bukkit, sadlee) full ov sea glasss for Krissy’s– looks gud in teh makramay art an in teh harebradez.
Roobarb fer teh Pi Stawl
Moar salt water taffee than u kan shaek a stikk at, for awl to share!
ZF haz been at TTCaepCod, an reternz safelee wif awl prezzentz intakt!
*Alvin, teh cyoot of deap-see submerzibulz, emerges frum teh deep deep sea*
*teh hatch openz*
*owt popz B.R, layden wif pannyerz ov goodiez* (Sawree Maus, B.R. is a cheap dayteโ one peese ov saltwatertaffee an he wuz mien, awl mineโฆcorse, it helpded taht my bodiss wuz awlreddy riptโฆ.)
In teh pannyerz are:
***A bell tower for teh tawp ov teh JCH400K Theatreโ notiss how it fitz rite in?
***1,000 bookz abowt marine biology an oshunnawgraffee for teh Mary OโSpockn Reeding Room an Librairee
***A duzzin horse shoo crabz for dโBeeker Labs, in caes enneebuddy wantz to be a murreen byolojist.
***A bloo bukkit (but nawt *the* bukkit, sadlee) full ov sea glasss for Krissyโsโ looks gud in teh makramay art an in teh harebradez.
***Roobarb fer teh Pi Stawl
***Moar salt water taffee than u kan shaek a stikk at, for awl to share!
ZF haz been at TTCaepCod, an reternz safelee wif awl prezzentz intakt!
*B.R. trotz bakk to teh NB, happilee chomping saltwatertaffee*
NO PEEKIN!!!1!1!!111!!!!!! Werking awn Maus’s birfday heer, nuffin to see, walk awn bye! *Froez tarp over hyooje sumfing*
Maus lookz up in teh skyy, heerin sum sownd. Tiney sparklee spawt in skyy, maykin melodeeyuss hummin sownd, commin closer an closer. Wut can it be? O Look! It is ZF, standing at teh helm ov jygundimuss FliegendeZauberflรถte [editor's note: translation, Flying Majikk Floot] swoopin froo teh ayre wiff a kwikness. Az ZF steerz teh FZF arownd, it bellowz melodyusslee, in 6-part harmonee,
♫ ♫HAPPEE BURFDAI TEW YOO
♫ ♫HAPPEE BURFDAI TEW YOO
♫ ♫HAPPEE BURFDAI DEER MAUSIEEEEEEE
♫ ♫HAPPEE BURFDAI TEW YOOOOOO!!!!!♫ ♫
ZF bringz teh FZF tew a skreeching landing, narrowlee missing teh Tilt-a-Whurrl awn teh fare-growndz, an prodoosez a brytelee colorded bag, frum witch she pullz prezzintz:
**wun collapsiblol batting cayje
**wun shoo-pitching masheene
**wun Lou Ebil Slugger bayseball batt, Maus prefurred syze; cunningloly engrayveded wiv seenz of mousez in caypez chasing fingz. Oh look– there’s Myteee Maus!! How he get tehre?
**wun grosse dainty wyte satin pointe shooz, size 3
**wun grosse utilitarian canvas ballet slipperz, size 3
Maus, u noez whut to do wif theze, aifinkso!
**wun “Get Out of a Meeting wif StoopySootz Free” card
**60 lbz shoogar, foar BR, Petunia, an the hoars u rode inon
**Wun paint-by-numberz kit foar Sir Real
**Wun cardbored fake western salooon foar Wyatt Earff
**Wun pownd best Cheshyre cheez foar EM
Did anybuddy get leftded owt? Nawt intenshunal, I ashoor u!
I haz mayde teh triplol-chawklit browneez wif teh chawklit chipz of milolk, semi-sweet, an bittersweet chawklit. Ooeygooey an so good!
*Standz bye, handing owt browneez tew ebberybuddy*
NO PEEKIN!!!1!1!!111!!!!!! Werking awn Mausโs birfday heer, nuffin to see, walk awn bye! *Froez tarp over hyooje sumfing*
Maus lookz up in teh skyy, heerin sum sownd. Tiney sparklee spawt in skyy, maykin melodeeyuss hummin sownd, commin closer an closer. Wut can it be? O Look! It is ZF, standing at teh helm ov jygundimuss FliegendeZauberflรถte [editor's note: translation, Flying Majikk Floot] swoopin froo teh ayre wiff a kwikness. Az ZF steerz teh FZF arownd, it bellowz melodyusslee, in 6-part harmonee,
โซ โซHAPPEE BURFDAI TEW YOO
โซ โซHAPPEE BURFDAI TEW YOO
โซ โซHAPPEE BURFDAI DEER MAUSIEEEEEEE
โซ โซHAPPEE BURFDAI TEW YOOOOOO!!!!!โซ โซ
ZF bringz teh FZF tew a skreeching landing, narrowlee missing teh Tilt-a-Whurrl awn teh fare-growndz, an prodoosez a brytelee colorded bag, frum witch she pullz prezzintz:
**wun collapsiblol batting cayje
**wun shoo-pitching masheene
**wun Lou Ebil Slugger bayseball batt, Maus prefurred syze; cunningloly engrayveded wiv seenz of mousez in caypez chasing fingz. Oh lookโ thereโs Myteee Maus!! How he get tehre?
**wun grosse dainty wyte satin pointe shooz, size 3
**wun grosse utilitarian canvas ballet slipperz, size 3
Maus, u noez whut to do wif theze, aifinkso!
**wun โGet Out of a Meeting wif StoopySootz Freeโ card
**60 lbz shoogar, foar BR, Petunia, an the hoars u rode inon
**Wun paint-by-numberz kit foar Sir Real
**Wun cardbored fake western salooon foar Wyatt Earff
**Wun pownd best Cheshyre cheez foar EM
Did anybuddy get leftded owt? Nawt intenshunal, I ashoor u!
I haz mayde teh triplol-chawklit browneez wif teh chawklit chipz of milolk, semi-sweet, an bittersweet chawklit. Ooeygooey an so good!
*Standz bye, handing owt browneez tew ebberybuddy*
NO PEEKIN!!!1!1!!111!!!!!! Werking awn birfday stuffz heer, nuffin to see, walk awn bye! *Froez tarp over hyooje sumfing*
~Petunia an B.R. trot grayzefully into site, hawlin a larje traylur~
~Awn teh traylur iz haff a cayve-syze amithist gee-ode, open to teh sunlite.~
~The purplol sparklolz inna erlee moarnin sunn~
~In teh amithist cayve are two golod tayblez, eech wif itz chare~
~On wun tayble iz a purplol banner taht says โซ โซHAPPEE BURFDAI ManfredMom!!โซ โซ~
~Onna ovver tayblol iz a banner taht says โซ โซHAPPEE BURFDAY NC66!!!โซ โซ~
~in teh middlol, iz a tall aynjelfud caek, anna bowl ov strumberriez, anna bowl ov wippy creem~
Caretroll enterz, bashfully pulling a liddel wagon. In teh waggon are heeps an heeps ov amithists. Caretroll (whose burfdai is alsew todai) shylee offerz handfullz ov amithists to MM and to NC66. Then, in a paroxyzm ov embarrasmint, Caretroll sitz onna flore, pullz teh waggon over, an hydez under teh pyle ov amithists.
NO PEEKIN!!!1!1!!111!!!!!! Werking awn birfday stuffz heer, nuffin to see, walk awn bye! *Froez tarp over hyooje sumfing*
~Petunia an B.R. trot grayzefully into site, hawlin a larje traylur~
~Awn teh traylur iz haff a cayve-syze amithist gee-ode, open to teh sunlite.~
~The purplol sparklolz inna erlee moarnin sunn~
~In teh amithist cayve are two golod tayblez, eech wif itz chare~
~On wun tayble iz a purplol banner taht says โซ โซHAPPEE BURFDAI ManfredMom!!โซ โซ~
~Onna ovver tayblol iz a banner taht says โซ โซHAPPEE BURFDAY NC66!!!โซ โซ~
~in teh middlol, iz a tall aynjelfud caek, anna bowl ov strumberriez, anna bowl ov wippy creem~
Caretroll enterz, bashfully pulling a liddel wagon. In teh waggon are heeps an heeps ov amithists. Caretroll (whose burfdai is alsew todai) shylee offerz handfullz ov amithists to MM and to NC66. Then, in a paroxyzm ov embarrasmint, Caretroll sitz onna flore, overternz teh waggon, an hydez under teh pyle ov amithists.
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Stooped hoominz…dat eez feenland not russia.
In Feenland stchoos dnt take crap frm pidgins
Dat statu is in Finland, I haz walked pazt it many timez
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MOmo, that’s what I thought as well.
Ohemgee, i used to live near dat plaes O.O
in solviet russia, car drives YOU!
Scuse me, but that statue is in Finland, NOT anywhere near Russia XD