In Soviet Russia…
In Soviet Russia… statue gives pigeon crap
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Oh noes, run little bird, RUN! U gonna get skwished!
Concatulations on your nawt second!
Is 4 way tie (twist? braid? tangle?) for nawt second, so thanx and conga rats!
As you have the nawt furst in the “Who be Talkin’” box, the photo finish, I believe, belongs to you.
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Howebber, if you’re looking for drink & dans suggestions . . .
How about eggnog & the chicken dance? f.r.
fifi - yooo ar rite - tehre iz awnlee wun TROOO nawt second - butt becuz we nao hav teh TY Boo Teek - an teh braydz an macrames fur teh TYs, we nao usuallee silly brate ebree wun hoo arrivez at teh sayme tiem - within teh minnit - ai meen!
Ov corse tehy ar reeelee in teh order in wih tehy appear! But itz moar fun to hav teh TYs.
Too troo.
In so veeit rusha, pidgin skwish yooo!
Keep yer eye on da burdie!
is not gud fur helth uv pidgin
an teh pigin poops nawt gud to get awn yew!! can get muchly sick!!!
Oh noes!
Noes! Nawt teh Rushen Rebersal!
Yur rite, woodchuck. Taht be a bit confoozeling. Butt stranjlee funnee, nebberthe less!!
Hay Mistur Stachoo — sumwunz gonna hafta cleen dat up!
Dis teh best capshun evah!
But I doant gib a pijin crap.
…oar a ratz a$$.
… oar a damn.
.. Oar a hoot.
For cryin’ out in a bukkit!
. . .Oar a tiddleesquat!!!
Well, shoot in a handbasket!
Teh game u wuz talkin bout? It is teh World of teh Warcraft. Dere r guilds, a bunch of peeps in dere own leik little klub….an dey has names. An one of teh guilds names is ICHC, but awl spellded owt. I wanna join teh guild but I haddnt seen a member in awhile. Dey mite has disbandeded. I dunno.
An juuuust in kase u doant noes, World of warcraft is teh online role playin gamey. but u gosta buys teh game a teh Wal- Mark.
Thank yoo!!
Ai hav nebber played it - butt soo mennee doo. An it seems to bee so much fun. alas Ai haz nawt so much tiem. Ai cant bee ebreewhere at wunz - tho - OH!!! hao ai wish ai cud.
*sigh* Maybee sumdai. . .
… oar a fig
. . .Oar hoarse patootiez.
Ifn yer hoarse, ya mite wanna gargoyle.
U wanna watch owt 4 tehm gargoylz…sum ob dem seemz to be needin teh 50p towell…
mister data is forgin raven wing?
Star Trek ref FTW!
Pidgins are flying rats…I don’t like them, but I wouldn’t kill them either. I think I don’t like them because one decorated me when I was a kidlet.
Pidgie go splort nao.
Sooo daz hoz de maek pgion pie, verrry intur-eztdingk!
*SLATZZ!!!!*
In soviet russia U can poop on Skwab. Or pidgin
Dey tayste bettar whin u calls em skwab.
But nawt nootrishis.
shsish-ka-swab eben betta, u becha
Hadz skwawb wunct wehn ai wuz a liddel kitteh, wee shotz tehm in teh bawrn (nawt Nawtee Barn) wif teh pillit riffle, Da kleend tehm, Ma kookt tehm wee eated tehm nomnomnom.
Lyke skwerl, lotta werk, liddle meet.
Wha happin to teh burgurs?
R it jus me?
Is dissapeerz?
I eated dem
An wee ar missing ar liddle boxez - teh wuns taht were up in teh left korner.
Nao - wehn we commint -awll teh commintz co-lapse in a heep - an there’s no way to luk at tehm. Wich is RELLEE bad, becuz verree offen, ai am comminting awn sebral thingz, an ai needz to see tehm wehn ai ar riting!!!
It b a sad storee.
Short bershun: dey tukking dem away cuz deh borked IE. Sumday dey will
2b kumming bak.
Long bershun: (ad deh h t t p stuff in frunt)
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> cuz deh borked IE.
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Pruuf pawzitive ob teh superduperioriteee ob teh FyreFawkx.
ai haz a puter queschun………. wat is teh berdict on Vista? ai am goin tew gets a lappytop but have herd baaaad stuffs bout Vista. as long as der is a choys shud ai get teh XP?
my OS ignrince………lets me shoews yew
I not shur wut teh status uv deh VISTA b. I dew noe dat deh XP b
a relatiblee stabul OS. I hab herd lotz uv gud thingz about deh
Apple lappee topz. I think ifn I had 2 chose, I wud switching 2 deh
Apple b4 going wif deh VISTA. ‘Corse, if u b like mii dat wud meen
lerning a hole gnu system. AARRRRGGGHHHH!!! I keep mai
ragged old lappeetop wif XP going until it kant go no moar.
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Thiz commint contaynz no useful infermashun.
oh yesh it duz…………….. fanks. ai’m afeerd dat ai’m nawt up 4 teh hole new mac/vs pc conversion. spose ai’ll jus get teh XP while ai can - yew kin always upgrade (if that’s what it is
) Then ders teh delimma of wut kind ob lappytop but we gets discount frum Dell so dat’s teh route i’m likely to go
how’s teh wether down der in Orrygun? ai’m up near Skeattle…… maybe wen it warms up - if it ebber duz - ai mite take a lil roadtrip an cums down to meet anudder cheez peep……. sounds pritty down der
jamamkitty - ai ar teh Fur Vest frum Furst wehn it coms to teh Pewters. Butt ai wuz awl mai lief a PC (nawt Polly ticklee Correkt!! :D) purrrrrson - but mai relativs awl sayed ai must get a Mac - an akshullee ai am verreee happee wif it.
Butt - there iz a lerning curve - ai must admitz.
But yur nermal programz - laik Word - an teh rest - ar prittee much teh saime.
If yoo know sumwun wif a Mac - see if yoo can go a play wif it fur a wile. Yoo mite reelee liek it. An we NEBBER reelee worriez about the viruses.
ai has herd it iz berry gud wit teh grafixx………. but ai has hard enuff time wen ai changes teh offis vershuns. most ebbrywun ai noes has teh PCs. der is a noo appel storrr nearby….. maybe ai stops ober der and plais a liddel. ai guess aim just kinda chicken…….. ai finally feelz like ai noes my ways around a PC……. but ai will goes an luks at dems……. fanks 4 teh suggesshun
ai wuz raysed own macs and commodore 64s… but tehy maed me lern windoze in skool. ai borkded lawts uv pyooters (an gawt kikked owtta teh compyooter labs afore ai figyered owt haow to werk teh windoze. goin frum windoze to mac is eezeer (becuz lawtz uf mai frenz did it in laik wun week wif no cashultees)…
It b kinda crazee wetherz 2day. Snow pelletz. Sunshine.
Snow pelletz. Sunshine. Snow pelletz. Sunshine. repeet
awl day. but shud (cross finnerz) b warming up dey b
saying. Wii b habbing deh nise lake 2 lukking at wif deh
cedar treez and lotsa birdz and eben sum deerz. Adn wii
hab ben told der b gud fishin in deh lake.
C’mon down!!! (wen deh wether iz nise.)
otay, ai will dew a 3 day weekend sumtime……….. ai can sleeps in teh back ob my Pilot….
it’s been a crazeee spring dat’s 4 shur……. mebbe in lait June or July. we can haz our west coast peeps tea……. we can wears work glubs …… onleee kidding. will be fun.
I dunno….gardening glubs and straw hatz sowndz
like fun 2 mii.
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If ennybuddy lukz at us funnee wii can just chant:
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Ebbrywear wii go-o
Peepul wanna no-o
Hoo wii ar-re.
Sooo wii tellum
Wii R deh CheezPeepz
Mity mity CheezPeepz!!!!!!!!!!
Ebbrywear wii go-o
Peepul wanna no-o
Hoo wii ar-re.
Sooo wii tellum
Wii R deh CheezPeepz
Mity mity CheezPeepz!!!!!!!!
D C ad infinatum
▲▲▲ iz dat rite?
tew long since 6th grade mewsik klass
ai fink yew gots it!!
gardening glubs n hats it is!! oh fun…… ai has sumfin tew luk forwards tew!! is always a gud adbenture tew get inna car an nawt have tew stand in awl teh lines at teh airport. guess ai’d bedder save my gdubbya check 4 teh gas. wat a guy……… makes awl himz frinz rich (follow teh money) an den we’re sposed to be grateful 4 teh incentib check…… laik dats gunna do anywun anny gud.
well ai needs to go read 4 awhile an settle down 4 teh nite. hab a gud ebbening and ai hopes alla fokes yew meet down der are teh fun!!
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g’nite
I apologize for I am not familiar with your ways of the words. I have vista,
and there have been a few minor issues, but nothing to worry about I was
getting the blue screen of death for a bit but VISTA SP 1 fixed that right up.
I think that vista is better than XP but thats just my opinion. these words
need to stop moving around so much, i ope i as heppfull
fank yoo, taht iz teh hlepful. (an dont wurree bout teh langwij diffruns, we iz teh multi-linu — mutli- lung — speeks manee diffrunt langwijes an manee difrunt kinz ob lolspeek heer) mah hubby will need teh noo llaptop soon (him not noze this, or mebbee iz jus in de nile) an teh XP vs vista iz konsurn heer too. him iznt power-yooser, jus lissens to teh myoozik an wurks on offis stuffs. Vista shuld be okay for taht.
True dat. Bill Gatez iz not ur frend.
himz seems to hab a lok on teh market tho……….
Hi Mlssa!! Lawng tiem no see!!!
Thiz iz vengence 4 curroadin’ art wif ur gooanoe, ya flyin’ lolrat!
teh stachoo duzznt lyke piginz
ohai NIP - hows mai grill? {{{NIP}}}
ai iz dooin gud! ai gibbed Janet a fyurmin az a prezzint tew sillybrayt teh kummin summur! iz verri happitayl tym. ai haz a liddle sad at teh momint, but nuffin tew reely wurree abowt. ai gess ai just pae tew mush attenshun wen ai reed cheezfrenz blogs.
is okay to has a littel sad…… and den yew can has a happitail!!