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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Lolrus Kitteh!
ar teh medikul suppliez delibered bai bukkit?
Ob corse! Hao has yoo been, PB2K?
fanks fer asking, Maus! I’z gotz sum bery pleh helf izzues (I can has a bone marrow biopsy on Caturdai Eve Dai) an tehy ar sukking awl mai energie. But teh kittehs an teh cheezpeeps keep me sumwuht energized an funkshunal.
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Hao ar yoo doin, Maus? An hao iz Petunia?
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congratz awn teh nawt sekkund, too! Wuht fer drink an dans wuld yoo liek?
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I knew about your health and hadn’t seen anything in a couple of days. Please keep your optimistic outlook. Sometimes that’s the “best medicine”.
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I has been OK. An Petunia lieks it heer a lot. HEY! I has an idear. JCH4K, duz teh Nawty Barn has any horsey stalls? Petunia cud stay tehre! An eberybussy cud helps taek care of her ‘n’ stuff!
Hai Maus!! That wud bee wunderful! Yes - it haz - a leezt - teh plaice where teh horsey stalls USED to bee. Ruum fur four horsees. An teh hayloft iz rite above it.
We can just taek taht part ov teh barn bak abowt 40 yeerz - an Petunia will be verree comoftabul. In fakt - teh neigh-bors three hauzes down to teh north just bilt a HUOOJ horsey barn. Ai don’t know if tehy ar going to bee bording horseys oar waht - but Petunia cud go an visit, too - an hav sum frenz! Maybee,
Anser coming. WPleh iz reeding it, ai think.
Sowwy to heer of teh pleh meddikul stuffs- CC be wif yuu!
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Gud luk wid dah biopsies I wishes U gud health and hopez
they gibes Uz a clean bill of health
Iffen we canz be of any helpz plz to be letting us kno
I haz had sumwun in dah family go through the icky disease
so I knoz sum what what Uz is going through
I ar keeping mah finguhs crozzed fur U.
You’re in my thoughts and prayers, PB2K.
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((((((((((PB2K)))))))))) I not reelizin just hao bad it were. Ur in mai thotz an prayerz too!
PB2K: Yuu ar iyn owr thots adn harts; weez wil keap yuu iyn owr prayures!
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{{{{{{{PB2K}}}}}}}}} Wii awl sawwy ur nawt feline well. Plz to stay heer adn wii will mayk yew to laff
All the best to you.
(((PB2K))))..liek Maus sayd…..a pawsiitive catitude can reely halp teh treatmnet werk betteh! Keep comin hear fur a laff a dai and gud frenz who care!
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An prayers, an blessins…an whutever else yoo needs…
and oatmeal, for a small fee
do yoo haf to pay estra fur raisins on oatmeal?
Not if you have a pet rabbit…
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or a mowse…. ;P
Hey…!!!
Pleh. DO NOT WANT.
Teh raisinz…. nawt teh bunneh. Ai wud nawt mind habbing a bunneh.
bunneh=gud NOM
mmm…u is makin me hongry!!1!
eeewwww!
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(okee - part of teh eeewww iz becuz I culdnt fink ov a gud wittee wai to sai sumfing liek taht)
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an nao, my appitite iz compleeetlee gawn!
Um, if ur nawt gonna eet dat, ai can habbing it?
BTW, whut were u going to eeting?
I wuz eeting an affernuun snak ov teh dutch banket (almond paste wrapped in nommy pastree).
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Yoo want? Iz awl yurs. Bweare ov teh razins.
PB2Kittehz - can yoo pleez go to teh cheezfrenz an send mee an email?? Ai just traid to find yoo - an ai can’t!
oh noes! An it’z tuff to miss mii wif teh curlee hair an teh brite red shirt!
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Ai emailz yoo suun!
JCH4K….look for Contrakitty in teh members. Dat’s her..she likes teh contra dansis
Ahmund paste, AKA marzeepan? Fankoo berry mushly!
Nomnomnomnomnom. Berry gud - eben teh razins!
*aiez glazing ober* maaarziiipaan. . . .mmmmmmm…. .
Ohai JCH4K! Ai shair.
*hands haff ob dutch banket to JCH4K*
An BTW, ai wud lub to halping fix up teh nawty barn furr Petunia n taek care ov her! Ai leesing n riding a big jentl horsey taht R part Clydesdale, liek Petunia.
Oh 4.5 Kittehz. taht wud bee wunderful. ai akshulee nebber tuk caire ov a horsey.
ai wud bee moast pleezed if yoo cud help. an ai will show yoo where teh wild asparagus iz - an teh blak raspberriez - an teh blakberreis. . .
But awl this tawk ov horseys - an teh ride ai had wif cweenmj at teh last race awn Friday - maed mee reelee want to go riding again. Haavn’t dun it yeerz. But nao it zounds liek lotz of fun!
Oh - an thankz fur thiz dutch blankee. It’z reelee tastee. These raisins ar kinda chewee, dont yoo think??
Wild berreez! nom! awlmoast bettur dandat awlmun fing wut sownz so gud. Lubz tu pik da berreez. naw eben mined tu get skratchz. {{{{{{Pb2K}}}}] Mai hart goze tu yu.
Aslo ae be happytayl tu halp wif Petunia. Mai bruvvur awlwais lubbed da horsz so he teech me tu currycomb nd stuff nd feedz da kerutz. nom.
Oh mai!!1 What fun wee ar going to be having. gwgs (iz taht rite?) an 4.5 kittehz. An yoo noe what?? In teh summer - we can go to teh beech!!! we hav teh
byootiful sandee beeches heer!! Wehn ai wuz liddle, we went awlmoast ebree day in the summer.
Ai am so glad to hav teh helperz - well - Maus too, ov corse. Becuz ai reelee sont’ know waht ai am doing heer! But Petunia iz a reellee prittee an nice horsey. An wee can awl ride her around teh farm, too! It’s a liddle bit moar tahn 1/2 myole to go awl teh way around.
Oh JCH4K, u MUST trying ryding again!!! Ai tookinged it up last yeer (at aje 53 :shock
after nawt ryding sinse ai wuz a teenajer. It is SEW mush teh fun!! N ai insisted taht there shud be ponee camp furr us older fokes tew, n sew there wuz! Awn teh last afternoon wii had gaems, n mai haf Clydesdale adn mii almost won teh barrel raec! 
Ennywai, teh farm sownds deliteful! wif wild asparagrass n berrees. Maybee wii culd borrowing anuvver horsey n ryde arownd togevver. Petunia will need sum kind ob cumpanyun ennywai (iz nawt gud furr horseys to being awn there own).
part Clydsedale !!!???!!?!: yew muss be berry …uhm….how to sey diz……flexabul??? dat nawt kwite it, but iz fambly site….. yew ar riding a biiiiiiiggggggg horsy…..do it haz teh floofy feetz????
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ai useded to luv to ride, but ina middul ov finulz mi freshmun yeer in collej, ai wented ridin an fawled owf an crakked mi pelvik bone in free plaises……nowt hurt unlesses ai standed up….an den……..did yew noes yew kan hallusinate wiff pane ???? ai dint …until ai standedd up dat day !!!.
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noaw ai jest admirurz dem frum afar…..(wher ai kant be fawlin ofn dem….)
Salleh - yoo dint see teh Race last Friday??? Yoo shud go an luk. it was lots ov fun!! An cweenmj an ai rode Petunia, Maus’s horsey - awl around LOLcatLand. Wif ar feet stiking awt like liddle kida!!!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/25/funny-pictures-why-no-one-comes/
Ai sorree u donut ryde ennymoar, salleh. Ur injuree sownds mitee painful!!!
Mai horsey is onlee teh half Clydesdale, sew hims big but nawt hyooj. N yes, hims has prettee floofy feets!
Franklee, ai doan liek teh reel raisinz in mai fud, much less teh bunneh-raisinz.
Wilford Brimley Kitteh Kat medycal guuds TV saylesmin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
taht wun actshually made mee LOL
Is important to prevent wurms!
best.
lolcat.
ever.
reely? wuz a littel bit funnee to me…. but not teh best evar by any means… for me, taht is.
This was the first one in a while that I actually started laughing LOUDLY too! Awesome job!
YES
Dia-beet-iss
diabeetus!
an, doan furgit….NEW-CLEER…not NU-CU-LER!!!
Dint noed b4 dat de kittehz getz da diabeetis but mai “grandcat” Miriam hab it naow. Por liddul fing. Iz 13 yeerz nd hab awlwaiz bin speshul needz. wuz “dying ub da cancer” 3 yeerz ago. nawt gon lib moar dan 6 mumfz. Iz stil heer. Maibe iz troo abowt haow menny libez dey hab.
“If you fail me again I’ll put a price on your head so big, you won’t be able to go near a civilized system!”
StarWars IV - Jabba teh Hutt ref - FTW!!!11!
(fank yoo JCH4K - I’z nawt too literary wif teh Star Wars, so citing teh referuns wuz mitee hepful)
hai Pb2K, if u wantz to catch up on Star Warz a littul, Spike TV haz been runnin awl the Star Wars moovies all month long. I haz been deeveeare-ing them and rewatching. My nerdiness, let me show u it.
Btw- I duz send u gud wishes too, for ur helf.. nawt knowing exxactly whut is hapnning but sowns pleh-y, hoaps it gets bettur soon!
Hai Janet!!!!!! I’m at deh lake and my intertuubz iz werking
just fine!!!!!!!
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PS - uz not a nerd.
HOOOORAAYYYYYY!!!!! Jumping up an dawn fur joi!!!!
Ai’m nawt???? LOL!! an heer ai awlwaiz ai thot ai wuz!