handy pocket creature
handy pocket creature iz happy to anticipate ur needs
i guess u nawt antisipate dat we wuz awt of toylet paper.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: darlinjenny
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Pull my finger!
oh maus…do i haves to?
maus, u gotted in trubble wif teh same sort uv thing yesturday…. did u lern nothing in fyre prevenshun class?
Gud mornin awl! Conpokkitashunz Maus awn ur f-f-l! But u gonna haffta taek fyre prevenshun class agin, I saw u wuz at teh bottomov teh class!
fier prevenshun eesily accumpished with this handy minichur fier blankit!
Ohai Trudi! I iz zauberflote, I bleeve wiiz neber met? *happytayle an rub cheek* Nao bowt tihs minnichoower fyre blankit? Wii shud prolly put dat wif the CCC, it will com in berree handee sumtyme! Fank yew!
Yeah: I iz not wearin my asbestos shorts… An hoping tehre’s sum ladee fyremun’s onna truck todai…
*runz orf to fyre stashun*
*pant pant* Hey u guise, whoz awn teh roster todai? Oh? Dat’s gud! Y? No, I fink I nawt tellin u y, k? thnxbai!
*runz bakk, pant pant, huff puff*
Maus, tehy gotz nawt wun but 2 laydee fyremenz onna trukk todai!
*takes out cigarette lighter*
*lights it*
*casually drops it in his pocket*
*FWUMMPH*
Halp! Halp! My pants is on fier! Halp!
oh noes!!
**runs to get hose**
**but hose iz BERY heavy! Luks arownd but there are no fyremenz to pick up teh heavey hoeses**
**grabs xtra bowl uv whippy creem batch in progress and pours it down Maus’s pants**
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WHEW! Maus u scared me there! Itz all out nao! No thanks nessesserry, happie to halp!!
Uh Oh… heer comes teh laydie fyremenz… sowry Maus!! They wuz takin too long! I hadz to do sumthin!!
Theyre nawt laffing.. at u… they haz smoke in their eyez!!
Um… how abowt a niece peese of pi??
Look at the laydee fyremenz! Tehy eech has two huge… tanks. I wunder whuts in ‘em?
Wippy creme, no dowt…..
Tracts of land?
*snerk!*
O leeza-b, ROFLBBQTANSTAFL!!!!!!! I seez teh laydee fyremenz haz drug Maus orf to teh nawty barn. I iz herd wun ob tehm murmurring (oooh, yum!” an likking her chopz……
ebberybuddee stay way frum teh NB!!! Maus iz in big truubul owt tehre, an itz hiz own fawlt, too!
****running back frum the Ty Booteek*****
*******gasp, pant, gasp, gasp************
Oh pooey.. he left befoar I cud giv him these FRUs, I gotted them speshul just fur Maus! They haz little matchez on them. Oh wellz, I am shure he’ll be glad to haz them later! Won’t he?
FRU’s?? Funny Randy Undies?? Fyre Retardant Underwarez?? Did I get it??? I iz lukked in teh wikii, but dint see FRU. Plz to elu…iilooos…dyayt…. tell moar!
Az LCB wuld say, DINGDINGDINGDING!!!1! U goddit! Fyre Retardent Unnerwares. Dey cumming in handee awn seberal freds yesterdai.
ackshully, I gotted that frum LCBs commints yesturdai. I FINK it was ackshully Flayme Retardint Unnerwares. I was calling them HRUs (Heet Resistint Unnerwares) but LCB haz furst hand nollije on this subjeck, so I was deferring to hur expertees in this areaz.
I wud b thinking taht mz LCB wud b habbing
BOTH hand nolijez.
Hmmm.. Purrhaps furst hand, oberhand, underhand and slite ov hand!!
My, tihs cud get owt of hand!!
*facehand*
Ai heerz hiz skreemz… Ai wishez ai cuud helpz him…
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*RUNZ TWOARD NAWTEE BARN*
con-rat-ulations maus…whut is dat littlol guy? a sugar glidr?
u want sum sugary treets an some kinda song like “man on da flyin trap peas”?
Dunno whut teh liddle guy is, but he’s a cyooty! Lesse, for teh shugery treets, lets eat sumting so sweet it maeks yer teeth hurt: Capn Crunch surreal. An dat song will be gud. Meebe sum one heer noes how to trap peas too.
ohhh, i likes capn crunch!
Trappin peas: ol Apple-achyun trick. First, OOPS
er, nawt-sekkund, u watez fur teh carkk ov teh moom. Den u wanderz owt into teh woodz. Den ur sweetie iz owt der two. Den u haz teh hankie-pankie…
Hmmmm, I reedin the instrukshuns rong! Dis nawt be trappin peas! Dis be “trappin he’s”!
wutz dis “cark ob the moom”? Dark wud b bedder!
hai and gud mornin Zauberflote!
Glad to see u haz recovvered from ded yesterurdai!!
R u shure ur nawt describin a snype hunt? Sownds awfully teh same to me….
*wisspurrz* Shhh leeza-b, u iznt spozed to tell!!!!!
Fankz 4 inkwyrin abowt mai helff! I seemz ok todai, but u nebber noez….
I luuked awn googlimujez an it lukz liek a shugar gliyder. Or wii cud sing, Up, Up and Awa-ay!
Am skeerd to post here cuz aim not fluents in Lol BUT I AM VEEERY fluents in SUGARGLIDER!!! And that IZ one. I haz 3 and I mus tell you that they luvs mealworms way more than crackers. Mealies iz da cheezburgerz of da suggie wurld.
mi shugar glydar iz afeared ov tha meelwerms. iz not afeard ov lolkittehs tho!
congradumalations maus… i have too many muffins and coockies thts i made dis morning and i has puddings toos anyone wants sum??
Oooh yum! U haz ennee chawklit puddingz?
eye sure dose *passes zuberflote amnys chawklit puddings*
Nom nom nom sluuuurp, YUM! *turns awai an licks owt teh bowl* Fank yew pcb! Dat wuz deeelishus an taystee!
dat reminds meh i tink u coulds wins at an eating contest
Id sure cheers us on!
ohs goodness i donts feels so great…*rambles on about how shes has to do a 4′X6′ drawing in on week* blahs oh *Splorrrrt*
Oh deer u ben laying heer a long tyme pcb!!
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*Dragz in CCC.
*Rummijing noyses.
Ok. got deh brum n dust pan.
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*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee.
Gots awl deh braynezez keralled.
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*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Gentlee puttingz dem bak in deh hed.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,
Ooops 1 trying 2 b getting away. I cautting him!!!
*Tuk, tuk.
Wii hab a 1950s baving cap 4 u.
Oshun bloo wif see shellz ok?
*fastenz chin strap.
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Tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum,
Adn a hot chokklit wif deh whippe creme.
Dere, u b ok in a liddul bit.
tank u. Cweenmj. i wills go to sleeps now.
yay! shugar gliderz r teh kewlest!!!
(I have three!) ^_^
EEwwwww! A Llama!
Doan be takin mah cheezie!
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
Mommy, he’s takin’ my cookie!
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
It’s mine, understand?
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Mine, all mine! Get back down there! Down down down! Go go go! Mine mine mine!
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Mwahahaha!
Duck season!
Wabbit seeson!
Duck seeson!
BLAM!!!!!!
Fudd Season!
taz seezun!
iz sposta goes kynda lyke this:
*COL reeches behind hed, clozez beek, pullz it araownd to prahpurr playse awn front of fayse*
*COL marchiz ober 2 Maus*
“Letzthth thai thithth again… Wabbit Theathun!!”
Dat soundid jus like Daffy Duck!
Wurdpleh diddit agin…dat wuz Suppozt to go under PB2K’s “mine, mine, mine” comment!
oh nos the cameras caught meh! *must finds new hiding spot!*
oh oh oh guiez!!
bestest newz ebber!!
mai fren’s kittteh kylie juss had six liddul bebbehs!!
dey ar so sweet.
if enneewun is in teh shikago airyuh an wuld liek a newbornd bebbeh kitteh, let me no!
der ar sree orunj (but i is cunvinsed not poysun) wuns an sree braon tabbee wuns.
i saw dem an mai hed asplode but mai fren is not a cheezfren so she didunt no wut to do!
i hasd no CCC. but is otay, i all bedder nao.
i am in shikago burbs and no sumwon who wuld like brown tabby boi!
oh, sry…dat wus sposed to next undar 343’s post
arggh, da werdpress is messin wit me todai
343, srsly…clicky on my name and contact me thru mah blog, k? My nayboor been lookin fer new babbeh. His son moved owt an took 2 of da 3 kittehs, so hez lookin for a frend for his utter one.