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teh kitteh iz satizfied wif fud and sleepz
congratumalayshuns on ur nawt-sekind… i sings happee song for u?
hem, I congratumalated u but wp et mai commint, ai thinks! ai sings happee song fer u la la LAAAA
An ai happilee joyn Lovecat in singing for yur lufflee Taupe Spawt up tehre, Jeremeow!
Becuz todai is teh last day ov April, nebber to be seen again (cept in Cyrbur Spayce. ov corse!) ai hav browt yoo an APRIL SONG. Lyrix AND a reelee prittee wun to lissen to.
APRIL IS IN MY MISTRESS’ FACE
Thomas Morley – 1594
April is in my mistress’ face,
And July in her eyes hath place;
Within her bosom is September,
But in her heart a cold December.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd0oZXi-Ygs&feature=related
Ai hoep yoo like it!!
yay, JCH4K! Dat’s z lubberlee sawng! A niec gentul wai to gits goin dis mornink.
o yes dat is luvly sawng! nawt quiet as *happeee* as whut i wuz singin, tho! LOL
LOL!!! Yoo ar rite!!! Happeee it is. . .NAWT!!! But - it’z got April innit - an it’z prittee - 2 aut ov 3!! Nawt so bad.
Ai lerned tihs song inna kwire ai wuz in wunce - ai lubs it! Fank yoo, JCH4K.
hai 4.5 DK! and JCH4K!
Tomorrow we can do…. Teh Lustie Month uv Mai??
How is teh ICHC plai comings along Direcktur Janet?
bed iz lumpeh
wiii i IZ second!!!
kumfee bed ‘justable lyke Sleep Number ™ bed. Iz a lump? nomnomnom. too high awn this syde? nomnomnom. Waek up hongreh? nomnomnom.
hehe
conga rats Jeremeow on your nawt sekund - I is noming on razbry nom cake just for you!
Bery clber, woozled.
♬
I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round
I really love to watch them roll
♬
Kitteh o’ Xcessive Qutenes!
“Garçon! Oh I say Garçon! There seems to be a kitty in my kibble!”
tehe.. ahd come bak to dis restrant any time! XD
Shhhhhh oar eberybuddy whil wont one.
Whar my ment?
eez jus a waffer-tin mint!
How ‘r u todai Mr. Creosode?
Mr Creosode reeeeeelly needed teh CHRG(wdoi).
Oh….an a BUKKIT!! Iz nevar put those 2 tings togethur…lolrus and mr. creosodte looking for a bukkit, lolz
Kitteh satesfaed all rownd!
Awwwwww!!
DO WANT!!!
i can has kitteh snorgle fur breftest?
Whoz breakfust, I wonder? Cause I thought about it, and looked, and you know what? I’m pretty sure that’s not very nice.
Dis piktur nedz splort warnin…aahh,the stripeys, the liddle white feetz…tew kyuut…SPLOORT!!!!
O noes! CCC larms goin off! Too sploorts! ill halp u, n sum1 els halp teh nex?
dis tiem i brot xtra choklits so i kuld nom sum to… is onlee mai sekund tiem doin dis, so bare wif me!
sweepie sweep sweep sweep sweep
scoop scoop scoop scoop scoop scoop
pat pat pat pat pat pat
screee….rip! tape tape tape tape tape
i tink dat wuz rite! well sum1 chek up on mai wurk. heres a choklit 4 u, n 1 4 me! And a nice floofy ski-bloo blankie wif clouds onnit!
tanks so much- hadz to go twerk wif brane splort- not so gud- bedder nao!
mai kitteh use to do this wehn seh was jus a babbeh.
O hai.
I haz few minz befur I needz to gao so sed ahd sai hai to mah cheezfrenz
Wait whazzat. Is to Kewt.
Nao..*Splort* …halp…meh…
Kolozz!!1 Yoo ar just going to bed?????? LOL!! Ai wont eben ask!
But oh!! Yur pore hed -
*scoop scoop scoopiteee scooooooPPP!!
*PLOOOP*
*tuk tuk pat pat pat*
Tehre!!1 Lukz prettee gud too mee. Yoo must bee moar careful!! Yoo mite hav loast a bit ov knowlej there - an yoo know hao hard taht iz to come bai!!
So - awn wif teh CHRG(wdoi) - luk - thiz is wun ov Anbercat’s wif teh elefantee behinez - SOOO cyoot!! An sngulle into this sawft bloo blankee.
Sum nice hawt chawklit - an eben a hole box ov chawklit shayped possums fur when yoo waek up!! Yoo shud sleep verree well nao!!
klolzz! {{{{{{klolzz}}}}} ai misst yu! agen!
an yu splorted awl over teh plase! thank yu janet, foar kleenin up mai bestest cheezfren’z brayns. an klolzz, dat blankee luks so sawft an bloo, so snuglee! iz layt here naow, yu mindz if ai snugguls up next to yu?
Ps… cweenmj an ai fownd sum tize wen we wuz at teh tyebooteek an dis red sparklee wun reminded me uf yu… so aisle jus put it here bai teh chocklit…
mmmmm…zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*yawn*…O Hai Kitsunerina. O shes asleep.
A tye? Hao dis get here? Iz nice tho.
Red and sparklee. I putz it on nao.
And fankz for helpin meh wid teh splort. Was mai first.
*watching frum arownd deh korner.
*2 sef: Aaawwww.
*wakes up* mmm, dis is kumfee.
*luuks at teh taim*- erk! aize gunna be layt foar skool! ack!
waytaminnit, mai klasses duznt start til later today, soze aim still gud. gess ai shud make sum brekfest… is nawt as eezee as kittehz brekfest… ooo! hawt choklit! mai favrit! aill jus go snag sum sinnnamininomnoms frum teh andy warhol pic.
-*happytale*
ai wuz rite, dat tye is purrfeckshun! an it shud halp gainst teh splortins, ai hasnt had a splort sins ai fownd dis lukkee greeen tye.
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cweenmj, ai noze yer thare… stawp peekin! iz rood.
hmm, hmm …
hey, wuts this?
itz a big box … lemme see … oooh, itz full of masks
*picks up “this thing is some other thing” troll mask*
hey!!! that’s nawt teh kitteh’s bowl — N-E-buddy that izznt a idjit can b seeing tahts a goggie’s bowl, wif goggie fuds in it ….
*tries awn teh care troll mask*
peeple, pleeze donut do this to yer kittehs. wut if teh goggie cums back and noms teh kitteh? wut if teh goggie drools awn the kitteh, whose skin is teh porous? don’t yew ever thinks about the danger of biting and infecshuns? are you an idjit? are you a total idjit?
*takes off care troll mask*
ooh, this is fun. wunderz wut otter kind of masks we got.
Gud morning Philllip!!! Taht wuz a reelee gud care troll imitashun!!
Too bad wee dont hav an exhibishun haul - where wee cud put awl teh grate “care troll” commints.
Hmmmmmm *think think think* hao cud it bee dun?? Must bee pawsibul!
Well - fur teh meenwhile - heer iz a box of CHOWKLIT possums!! Just fur the nomming!
mmm chowklit possums … the best thing wif teh mid-morning cawfee … nom nom … thks.
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well, one of the best things. To be fair, we shuds also menshun
…
anise-flavured biscotti,
blooberry muffins,
cinnamonomnom rolls,
d…
Donuts
Eggy Bread wiv goldun sirrup
Froot
G..
gop-stoppers
hay fur horses
ice creams!!!!
J……
Jam awn fresh baked bred
Kookies
Lemmun dribble caek
M..
muffins
nuts
oranges!!! (teh word that has no rymes)
p….
pnut buttur an bannanananana samwich
qwaker oatmeal
rise krispees
s…
Sketties (I eat these for breakfast all the time)
Toast
U… (sorry, can’t think of one)
unleavend breads
veggies
wet noodles
x…
X-tra kripsy pancakes (sorry, I’m a bad cook)
Yogurt
ZOMG it’s lunch time!
pain au chocolat (ai is practisin sayin tihs, for a trip soon to Fronce :smile
quite tastee things that begin wif q
raisin bread, toasted, wif teh icing on top
s…
eye neveah been out of usa.. but my mom cames frm germany and my dad frm ireland..and dey moved heres whens u gos cud i see pictures of fronce tu peas?
tihs cud be pawsibble … ai will have Igor luk into teh teknolological ishoos. oh, also, congrashulashuns awn yer noo kitteh.
tank u. pudding is a happy kitteh.. i saved hers frm means ppl
Guud foar yuu, puddingcatbritt!!!!!!
spiced nuts
toast eif peenutt butt-r
unlicked eclairs
vanilla frosted chawklit cupcakes
watermelon, cool and crisp (the great green whale of teh summer)
x’s, one on each eye, frum eating so much …
y…
Yoplait
Zingers (although I prefer Twinkies mahself)
WIN!!!!! PdB. I LUV the X’s on eash eye frum gorjin!!! Hee hee hee!
Grene eggz and ham
Hot Crossy Buns
Iced muffins
Graep nutz
Hash brawns
Iams
Jellee toests
K…
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1055782
Oooh! Dat kitteh luks like Troubles - her wuz da berry gud and berry speshil kitteh en Eye misses her DIS MUCH! Mah Daddy bring-did her home after we lost our other kitteh. Troubles -n- Daddy went over da Rainbow Bridge together thirty years ago. But Eye still misses bof ob dem.
Eye not splort 2day. Eye jest goez in2 korner 2 hugz da memories.
iz heard there B a meadow named 4 Princess Mu where u can visit with dear-departed ones. NEthing is possumbull in Cheezland.