Comments on: oh hai…

By: Sandee

Sandee — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 02:18:33 +0000

What worries me most is ….. I can read AND understand every word you wrote.

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:48:35 +0000

ohai kitsun, sew glad to heer frum yew, as ai haff a yung hyooman frend who has teh aspergers an it hepps mii see whut itz laik fur yew, as he kant rilly diskribez it. ai sends much snorgles an pettins ur wai!

By: Lady2beetle

Lady2beetle — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:18:11 +0000

Wif mai kitteh, iz wahta. Dun leev glahses uf wahta on da dressa oar iz getz nok’d awn da floar – ovtan awl ova mai skool reparts. -.-

By: anomminus

anomminus — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:15:34 +0000

Dis iz fur purrki mrrrnin purrsnz

By: bunnytrumper

bunnytrumper — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:12:19 +0000

Mine awld stripeh kitteh Tai she wents cros teh Bridge in start march an i has a sad hoal in me wivowt me kuddlekitteh 4 nineteens yaers. But in teh nites -sumtimes – in likkel breevins of teh middels of windies and rainies and leaves talkin 2 treesfrens, i haers her n sum her noo rainbowbridgekitteh frens playin in teh happee huntin grounz an I thinx mebbee dats why Calvin he cant alaram clok u nao cos he b tird from chasin happee huntin grounz imajineree miceses.

By: bunnytrumper

bunnytrumper — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:04:11 +0000

All teh kittehs needz teh klors – hyumins nut 2 b has dem cuts away plskthxbai

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Thu, 01 May 2008 07:59:09 +0000

Looks liek kitteh injoyz tearing in voles!!!!

I kin heer dis kitteh nao: “NUFFIN!!! Umm, hi!” An yoo know he knows he bin cot!!

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Thu, 01 May 2008 03:57:22 +0000

Ize yushullee okee, but sum daze ai just wantz to be moar liek evereebuddee else. moast daze ai luv bein me. (aim moastleee has a sad bekuz mai preservise teecher evaluashuns sed aim nawt werkin wif teh other teechers enuff… soze ai has to spend lawts uv taim werkin wif mai sooperviser. Ize also tryin to find enuff munneys to pay for mai tooishun… munneys alweyz makes me hav a sad.
ai getz to go home dis weekend an see mai fambly… den ai be awl betters!
an thank yu, cheshirekittehkat an awl mai cheezpeep frenz! big airehug foar awl uv yu!
{{{{{ cheezpeeps }}}}}

By: soulspin

soulspin — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:23:27 +0000

Lovely claws!!!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:07:12 +0000

Yay! Nao fall on de flore!

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:53:56 +0000

Ai heerd ov goggies taht duz tihs az well:

(Tel yuur co-wurker frend taht dere iys muches moar iyn tihs wurld tahn weez can knoe rite naow:

Iyf her sez “Wye?”, jes sai “Becuz, iyt iys soe—- jes beleev iyt!!

Iyf her sez “Wye?” agen, jes tel her: “CHESHIREKITTEHKAT SEZ SOE!!!!!!-
SOE DERE!!!!!!!!!)

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:42:20 +0000

Verree funneh, Jack!!!!! (lol)

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:39:56 +0000

Pore kitteh kitsunerina, Ai haz a sad foar yuu.

Souns, tho, taht yuur rlly dealling wif yuur problums;

(Tu badses nawt moar peeps hazza scents ov hyoomer;
tehn fings wud bees muches eezier foar yuu:

Ai keaps yuu iyn mai thots adn prayures!!!!)

By: puddingcatbritt

puddingcatbritt — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:23:42 +0000

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! der hows dat?

By: D.R.

D.R. — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:22:55 +0000

Wut u meen, u wants hug mee? I r big, skeery monster! U s’poseta faint!

Yell!

…Somfin?

By: puddingcatbritt

puddingcatbritt — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:17:29 +0000

ahnds over da cheezburger and no one gets clawed

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:28:07 +0000

it halps wif teh diuhlog an avoidin confyooshuns, but ai still has trubble wif teh meetin uv teh aize!
ai had such trubble wif it (an a tendencee to zone owt at randum taims) in jr hi- sum peepl thot ai wuz a vampyer cuz ai wuz alweyz starin at thare neks!
ai do okee wif teh littl kits an peeps wif a good scents o’hyoomer, but moast yung adolts (ages 18-32) think aim a brat. unless o’cors, tehy groo up wif me oar has teh scents o’hyoomer.
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an teh best deskripshun uv aspergers aive red lately is a smart persun stuk insyde a bodee wif borked senses… dat aither overreackt an absorb ebereething or ignor ebereething. mai aize an mai handz r teh onlee things ai rillee controls…
ide laik to see sum peeps trai to holdz a conversashun wen tehre eers is ringin, tehre skin is crawlin wif teh ants, an tehre tummee is upset. dats me, awl teh taim. nebber stawps.

By: SillyKitteh

SillyKitteh — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:45:48 +0000

oskar! i’s alwais arguin wit mah cawl- cowl – werk fwend dat oska not da ebil, him iz nice kitteh who halps owt hoominz to cross raynebow bwidge…

/cheer oskar

By: Kandyn

Kandyn — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:54:06 +0000

j00 is kool peeps kit. Ai awleewayz wanted 2 no sumwun wif aspergers. ICHC is graet playse to try owt sowshul intur… intar… talkin wif peeps?

By: woozled

woozled — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:48:57 +0000

Wee play EX-Mens!
.
Ai beez teh Wulfereene!

By: raingod

raingod — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:45:15 +0000

I sez, me eats NOW!!!

By: Calvin13

Calvin13 — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:44:00 +0000

He got bery mush snorgles and riding around on mai sholders.

By: mimzoid

mimzoid — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:43:11 +0000

Hai, i represent teh Dilbert Document Shredding Company. Mai i demonstrate my shredding skillz on you?

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:24:25 +0000

*heddesk*
oh, datz just meen…

By: Islandkiwi

Islandkiwi — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:22:52 +0000

5 dollur futlong!

By: 3 Cattails

3 Cattails — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:14:00 +0000

Ah’m not vole in tearing for that job. Kitteh keep yu in stitches.

By: Tylendal

Tylendal — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:03:47 +0000

Did anyone here about that cat that lived in the retirement home, who would go sleep with people for the week before their death?

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:01:33 +0000

teh hyoomen janetix sinetists alweyz wantz mai bluud, tisshu, hare, an saliva… ai sez kuul! yu ken figyure owt whuts rong wif me? dey sez no. we kan figyure owt whut teh awtism is- kuz yer famblee is purrfeckt foar the janetix tests…
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is kinda nise. ai gotted a free diagnosis owtta it- aspergers.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:01:07 +0000

Oh hai Janet, U haz gud day?
I just woking up frum nap.
Mai kitteh imitashun – let mii show u it.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:58:24 +0000

giglol
ben dere, mis-typed dat.

By: KafleenTehNawtFirst

KafleenTehNawtFirst — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:47:52 +0000

wut? no reeson… I jus needs it.

By: lolnascar

lolnascar — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:45:23 +0000

By: lolnascar

lolnascar — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:45:03 +0000

keyboard in dark fail

By: lolnascar

lolnascar — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:44:40 +0000

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:39:18 +0000

Teh vishualz – yoo haz tehm cweenmj!! an grate sownd FX, too!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:35:48 +0000

Den 4 Petez sake:
Retrakt!!
Retrakt!!
I will opun deh gushifudz. Lissen.
.
*Whrrrrrr. Snap!
*Ploptz.
.
See – gushifudz in ur bowl.

By: teenie

teenie — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:34:41 +0000

“gawrlikk stufft Skweekee Toy” FTW!!!

By: teenie

teenie — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:33:34 +0000

AI HAYTZ DIS GAYM!!! iz almost az bad az teh ‘huntin bedmice at 3 am’ gaym.

By: MamaKittehMeow

MamaKittehMeow — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:29:55 +0000

Kitteh needzez a nail trimz

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:25:29 +0000

Kitteh luukz lyke Jaymz
Awrness playeengz “skayree “Feeng
Frumz Anuddurr Wurldz ”

Kitteh akkteengz straynjj!
Mebbee Kitteh wuz bittenz
bie Zawmbee Vampyre?

Duz nawtz knowz ifz
Kitteh iz Flessh eeteengz oarz
Brayn eeteeng Zawmbee

Gibbz Kitteh gawrlikk
stufft Skweekee Toy den wii willz
seez juss wutt happenz

Jack.

By: burnt eyes

burnt eyes — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:01:18 +0000

Ur sheetz. I clawz dem.

Srsly, teh amownta tymes mai sistur’s cat does stuffz leik dis is silleh.

By: SarahD

SarahD — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:58:09 +0000

AWK WURD!

By: Mandy

Mandy — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:54:35 +0000

dis mah kitteh, he haz deh pointy bits tew!

http://www.meankitty.com/Gallery1/hankstank.htm

mah scratchin skillz.. let me show yer scalp!!!1!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:53:50 +0000

you no mention
teh anal proab?
ok cool then

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:53:03 +0000

oh hai
i needs yr scalp

By: KafleenTehNawtFirst

KafleenTehNawtFirst — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:38:32 +0000

i haz a big sad fur yew an yer Calvin, but it shure sownds liek he got awl teh lovin an snorgles a kitteh culd want!!!

By: mamarosa

mamarosa — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:32:58 +0000

letz plae alien autopsy, u be teh alien. K?

Ai needz hair, blood an tissue samples, plz.

thx

By: Calvin13

Calvin13 — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:27:20 +0000

Aftur mai hart cat Calvin went acrost teh Rainbow Bridge lats summar, ai culd not wayk up in teh mornin for meny munths. He waz teh bets alarum clok evar mayde. Hiz fren Wakko naow hez cot on to teh gayme an sitz on mai hayd grumin mai hayr til ai gets up and carri hem to brekkfust. He still sitz and criez at nite fur Calvin to cum plai teh Godzilla n Rodan game wiht him.

By: Aoife

Aoife — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:20:29 +0000

Oh noes! Someone put a hidden camera in my bedroom! This is *exactly* what I see every single morning!

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:08:46 +0000

Din’t meen tu skaire yuu;
butt mai furst grayde nun skaired me sillee;

Her nebber hyt me oar ennyfing; din’t hav tu-
Ai fink becuz Ai must’ve had taht ‘deer caught in the car headlights’ luuk