oh hai…
oh hai… …ur awake.
um… hao am i suppozed 2 killz yoo wen yoo awaek?
picture: Jenifer Rutherford. lol caption: ahagar
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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i vant 2 suck ur bluuuuud
happy nawt second kayjoy!
Fang u very much
ai was jus gonna clap for ur beautimous snoaring…promis
mi pointee ends, let me showz yew dem!
GMTA!
Kewt. xD
Yup, Ai has TEN poyntee endz. Go awn; cownt tehm!
mai pointy ends…let me show u dem
jeeves, ai din’t refrsh before mai comment..didn’t see yours..
hehehe grate minez fink alike!
kitteh is audishuning for Wyld Kingdom: Hoam Vershun
Ar yuu teh Kitteh Maunstur???
(Dose poyntee eynds ar kynda laung;
Ai hoep yuu wuz jes playnnyng tu tikkle me wif tehm-luuk skareey)
Awlsoe doan liek taht rlly seeeereeeous xpreshun awn yur fayse;
reemindes me ov a nun Ai had iyn graade skuul!!!
oh noes, C.K.K. u haz skared me nao. Hide me frum teh rulers!
Din’t meen tu skaire yuu;
butt mai furst grayde nun skaired me sillee;
Her nebber hyt me oar ennyfing; din’t hav tu-
Ai fink becuz Ai must’ve had taht ‘deer caught in the car headlights’ luuk
I mite nawt haz opposabul thumbs… but I haz retracktabul clawz!
Den 4 Petez sake:
Retrakt!!
Retrakt!!
I will opun deh gushifudz. Lissen.
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*Whrrrrrr. Snap!
*Ploptz.
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See - gushifudz in ur bowl.
Teh vishualz - yoo haz tehm cweenmj!! an grate sownd FX, too!!
Oh hai Janet, U haz gud day?
I just woking up frum nap.
Mai kitteh imitashun - let mii show u it.
iffin yooz wuz nawt awayk, ai pokez yoo til yoo iz!!!!
Dat hau mai kittehs waek me awn weekunds. Dat oar da “nok ebryfing off da top uv da dressur” gaem.
oh hia dapanfer…..( ai iz usin yer niknaem, caws wee noes eech odder fer so lowng noaw ) yer kitteh plaise teh “nok stuff ofn teh dresser” tew ?? mi kitteh Loco, Alias Beast, Son ov Dragon, Cat ov My Cats, jest lurved dat gaem….he waz ov teh “nok wun fing at a tyme an watches it fawl to teh flor den do it agin” type ov playur……wat type iz yer kitteh???
omg dapanferkitteh, u haz recalled a long-losted memory- teh wide-eyed tabby on teh dresser(wanting gushifud breakfast) crash..down goes teh keys..tabby looks at bed…swoosh..papers flutteringdown..Are u awake yet, murrrroww?
mai kittehs, dey liek to tag team waekin me up. Duct Tape playes teh nok evryting offa da dresser game while Narby walks around mai pillow and pulls on mai hair. Ai do not appreshiate dem sew much in teh mornings.
Aftur mai hart cat Calvin went acrost teh Rainbow Bridge lats summar, ai culd not wayk up in teh mornin for meny munths. He waz teh bets alarum clok evar mayde. Hiz fren Wakko naow hez cot on to teh gayme an sitz on mai hayd grumin mai hayr til ai gets up and carri hem to brekkfust. He still sitz and criez at nite fur Calvin to cum plai teh Godzilla n Rodan game wiht him.
i haz a big sad fur yew an yer Calvin, but it shure sownds liek he got awl teh lovin an snorgles a kitteh culd want!!!
He got bery mush snorgles and riding around on mai sholders.
Mine awld stripeh kitteh Tai she wents cros teh Bridge in start march an i has a sad hoal in me wivowt me kuddlekitteh 4 nineteens yaers. But in teh nites -sumtimes - in likkel breevins of teh middels of windies and rainies and leaves talkin 2 treesfrens, i haers her n sum her noo rainbowbridgekitteh frens playin in teh happee huntin grounz an I thinx mebbee dats why Calvin he cant alaram clok u nao cos he b tird from chasin happee huntin grounz imajineree miceses.
AI HAYTZ DIS GAYM!!! iz almost az bad az teh ‘huntin bedmice at 3 am’ gaym.
Wif mai kitteh, iz wahta. Dun leev glahses uf wahta on da dressa oar iz getz nok’d awn da floar - ovtan awl ova mai skool reparts. -.-
yew rekwested a ballooon brakin serbise???
Hai, i represent teh Dilbert Document Shredding Company. Mai i demonstrate my shredding skillz on you?
Poinii indz doan maik u enni lesss lurvabuhl oar snorgleabuhl!
Sumwun needs a manikure!
Oh noes! Someone put a hidden camera in my bedroom! This is *exactly* what I see every single morning!
letz plae alien autopsy, u be teh alien. K?
Ai needz hair, blood an tissue samples, plz.
thx
you no mention
teh anal proab?
ok cool then
9O
keyboard in dark fail
giglol
ben dere, mis-typed dat.
teh hyoomen janetix sinetists alweyz wantz mai bluud, tisshu, hare, an saliva… ai sez kuul! yu ken figyure owt whuts rong wif me? dey sez no. we kan figyure owt whut teh awtism is- kuz yer famblee is purrfeckt foar the janetix tests…
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is kinda nise. ai gotted a free diagnosis owtta it- aspergers.
j00 is kool peeps kit. Ai awleewayz wanted 2 no sumwun wif aspergers. ICHC is graet playse to try owt sowshul intur… intar… talkin wif peeps?
it halps wif teh diuhlog an avoidin confyooshuns, but ai still has trubble wif teh meetin uv teh aize!
ai had such trubble wif it (an a tendencee to zone owt at randum taims) in jr hi- sum peepl thot ai wuz a vampyer cuz ai wuz alweyz starin at thare neks!
ai do okee wif teh littl kits an peeps wif a good scents o’hyoomer, but moast yung adolts (ages 18-32) think aim a brat. unless o’cors, tehy groo up wif me oar has teh scents o’hyoomer.
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an teh best deskripshun uv aspergers aive red lately is a smart persun stuk insyde a bodee wif borked senses… dat aither overreackt an absorb ebereething or ignor ebereething. mai aize an mai handz r teh onlee things ai rillee controls…
ide laik to see sum peeps trai to holdz a conversashun wen tehre eers is ringin, tehre skin is crawlin wif teh ants, an tehre tummee is upset. dats me, awl teh taim. nebber stawps.
Pore kitteh kitsunerina, Ai haz a sad foar yuu.
Souns, tho, taht yuur rlly dealling wif yuur problums;
(Tu badses nawt moar peeps hazza scents ov hyoomer;
tehn fings wud bees muches eezier foar yuu:
Ai keaps yuu iyn mai thots adn prayures!!!!)
Ize yushullee okee, but sum daze ai just wantz to be moar liek evereebuddee else. moast daze ai luv bein me. (aim moastleee has a sad bekuz mai preservise teecher evaluashuns sed aim nawt werkin wif teh other teechers enuff… soze ai has to spend lawts uv taim werkin wif mai sooperviser. Ize also tryin to find enuff munneys to pay for mai tooishun… munneys alweyz makes me hav a sad.
ai getz to go home dis weekend an see mai fambly… den ai be awl betters!
an thank yu, cheshirekittehkat an awl mai cheezpeep frenz! big airehug foar awl uv yu!
{{{{{ cheezpeeps }}}}}
ohai kitsun, sew glad to heer frum yew, as ai haff a yung hyooman frend who has teh aspergers an it hepps mii see whut itz laik fur yew, as he kant rilly diskribez it. ai sends much snorgles an pettins ur wai!
oh hai
i needs yr scalp
wut? no reeson… I jus needs it.
dis mah kitteh, he haz deh pointy bits tew!
http://www.meankitty.com/Gallery1/hankstank.htm
mah scratchin skillz.. let me show yer scalp!!!1!
AWK WURD!
Ur sheetz. I clawz dem.
Srsly, teh amownta tymes mai sistur’s cat does stuffz leik dis is silleh.
Kitteh luukz lyke Jaymz
Awrness playeengz “skayree “Feeng
Frumz Anuddurr Wurldz ”
Kitteh akkteengz straynjj!
Mebbee Kitteh wuz bittenz
bie Zawmbee Vampyre?
Duz nawtz knowz ifz
Kitteh iz Flessh eeteengz oarz
Brayn eeteeng Zawmbee
Gibbz Kitteh gawrlikk
stufft Skweekee Toy den wii willz
seez juss wutt happenz
Jack.
“gawrlikk stufft Skweekee Toy” FTW!!!
Verree funneh, Jack!!!!! (lol)
Kitteh needzez a nail trimz
Ah’m not vole in tearing for that job. Kitteh keep yu in stitches.
Looks liek kitteh injoyz tearing in voles!!!!
I kin heer dis kitteh nao: “NUFFIN!!! Umm, hi!” An yoo know he knows he bin cot!!
Did anyone here about that cat that lived in the retirement home, who would go sleep with people for the week before their death?
oskar! i’s alwais arguin wit mah cawl- cowl - werk fwend dat oska not da ebil, him iz nice kitteh who halps owt hoominz to cross raynebow bwidge…
/cheer oskar
Ai heerd ov goggies taht duz tihs az well:
(Tel yuur co-wurker frend taht dere iys muches moar iyn tihs wurld tahn weez can knoe rite naow:
Iyf her sez “Wye?”, jes sai “Becuz, iyt iys soe—- jes beleev iyt!!
Iyf her sez “Wye?” agen, jes tel her: “CHESHIREKITTEHKAT SEZ SOE!!!!!!-
SOE DERE!!!!!!!!!)
5 dollur futlong!
*heddesk*
oh, datz just meen…