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  1. Kayjoy says:

    i vant 2 suck ur bluuuuud

  2. two_kitteh_limit says:

    ai was jus gonna clap for ur beautimous snoaring…promis

  3. jeeves says:

    mi pointee ends, let me showz yew dem!

  4. DMC says:

    Kewt. xD

  5. Ambercat says:

    Yup, Ai has TEN poyntee endz. Go awn; cownt tehm!

  6. nvr2manykittehs says:

    mai pointy ends…let me show u dem

  7. leeza-b says:

    kitteh is audishuning for Wyld Kingdom: Hoam Vershun

  8. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Ar yuu teh Kitteh Maunstur???

    (Dose poyntee eynds ar kynda laung;
    Ai hoep yuu wuz jes playnnyng tu tikkle me wif tehm-luuk skareey)

    Awlsoe doan liek taht rlly seeeereeeous xpreshun awn yur fayse;
    reemindes me ov a nun Ai had iyn graade skuul!!! :sad:

    • Kayjoy says:

      oh noes, C.K.K. u haz skared me nao. Hide me frum teh rulers!

      • CheshireKittehKat says:

        Din’t meen tu skaire yuu;
        butt mai furst grayde nun skaired me sillee;

        Her nebber hyt me oar ennyfing; din’t hav tu-
        Ai fink becuz Ai must’ve had taht ‘deer caught in the car headlights’ luuk :sad:

  9. leeza-b says:

    I mite nawt haz opposabul thumbs… but I haz retracktabul clawz!

  10. dapanferkitteh says:

    iffin yooz wuz nawt awayk, ai pokez yoo til yoo iz!!!!

    Dat hau mai kittehs waek me awn weekunds. Dat oar da “nok ebryfing off da top uv da dressur” gaem.

    • salleh says:

      oh hia dapanfer…..( ai iz usin yer niknaem, caws wee noes eech odder fer so lowng noaw ) yer kitteh plaise teh “nok stuff ofn teh dresser” tew ?? mi kitteh Loco, Alias Beast, Son ov Dragon, Cat ov My Cats, jest lurved dat gaem….he waz ov teh “nok wun fing at a tyme an watches it fawl to teh flor den do it agin” type ov playur……wat type iz yer kitteh???

    • Kayjoy says:

      omg dapanferkitteh, u haz recalled a long-losted memory- teh wide-eyed tabby on teh dresser(wanting gushifud breakfast) crash..down goes teh keys..tabby looks at bed…swoosh..papers flutteringdown..Are u awake yet, murrrroww?

    • mai kittehs, dey liek to tag team waekin me up. Duct Tape playes teh nok evryting offa da dresser game while Narby walks around mai pillow and pulls on mai hair. Ai do not appreshiate dem sew much in teh mornings.

      • Calvin13 says:

        Aftur mai hart cat Calvin went acrost teh Rainbow Bridge lats summar, ai culd not wayk up in teh mornin for meny munths. He waz teh bets alarum clok evar mayde. Hiz fren Wakko naow hez cot on to teh gayme an sitz on mai hayd grumin mai hayr til ai gets up and carri hem to brekkfust. He still sitz and criez at nite fur Calvin to cum plai teh Godzilla n Rodan game wiht him.

        • i haz a big sad fur yew an yer Calvin, but it shure sownds liek he got awl teh lovin an snorgles a kitteh culd want!!!

          • Calvin13 says:

            He got bery mush snorgles and riding around on mai sholders.

            • bunnytrumper says:

              Mine awld stripeh kitteh Tai she wents cros teh Bridge in start march an i has a sad hoal in me wivowt me kuddlekitteh 4 nineteens yaers. But in teh nites -sumtimes – in likkel breevins of teh middels of windies and rainies and leaves talkin 2 treesfrens, i haers her n sum her noo rainbowbridgekitteh frens playin in teh happee huntin grounz an I thinx mebbee dats why Calvin he cant alaram clok u nao cos he b tird from chasin happee huntin grounz imajineree miceses.

        • Sandee says:

          What worries me most is ….. I can read AND understand every word you wrote.

    • teenie says:

      AI HAYTZ DIS GAYM!!! iz almost az bad az teh ‘huntin bedmice at 3 am’ gaym.

    • Lady2beetle says:

      Wif mai kitteh, iz wahta. Dun leev glahses uf wahta on da dressa oar iz getz nok’d awn da floar – ovtan awl ova mai skool reparts. -.-

  11. salleh says:

    yew rekwested a ballooon brakin serbise???

    • mimzoid says:

      Hai, i represent teh Dilbert Document Shredding Company. Mai i demonstrate my shredding skillz on you?

  12. jmuhj says:

    Poinii indz doan maik u enni lesss lurvabuhl oar snorgleabuhl!

  13. Gina says:

    Sumwun needs a manikure!

  14. Aoife says:

    Oh noes! Someone put a hidden camera in my bedroom! This is *exactly* what I see every single morning!

  15. mamarosa says:

    letz plae alien autopsy, u be teh alien. K?

    Ai needz hair, blood an tissue samples, plz.

    thx

    • catalogical humor says:

      you no mention
      teh anal proab?
      ok cool then

      • kitsunerina says:

        teh hyoomen janetix sinetists alweyz wantz mai bluud, tisshu, hare, an saliva… ai sez kuul! yu ken figyure owt whuts rong wif me? dey sez no. we kan figyure owt whut teh awtism is- kuz yer famblee is purrfeckt foar the janetix tests…
        -
        is kinda nise. ai gotted a free diagnosis owtta it- aspergers.

        • Kandyn says:

          j00 is kool peeps kit. Ai awleewayz wanted 2 no sumwun wif aspergers. ICHC is graet playse to try owt sowshul intur… intar… talkin wif peeps?

          • kitsunerina says:

            it halps wif teh diuhlog an avoidin confyooshuns, but ai still has trubble wif teh meetin uv teh aize!
            ai had such trubble wif it (an a tendencee to zone owt at randum taims) in jr hi- sum peepl thot ai wuz a vampyer cuz ai wuz alweyz starin at thare neks!
            ai do okee wif teh littl kits an peeps wif a good scents o’hyoomer, but moast yung adolts (ages 18-32) think aim a brat. unless o’cors, tehy groo up wif me oar has teh scents o’hyoomer.
            -
            an teh best deskripshun uv aspergers aive red lately is a smart persun stuk insyde a bodee wif borked senses… dat aither overreackt an absorb ebereething or ignor ebereething. mai aize an mai handz r teh onlee things ai rillee controls…
            ide laik to see sum peeps trai to holdz a conversashun wen tehre eers is ringin, tehre skin is crawlin wif teh ants, an tehre tummee is upset. dats me, awl teh taim. nebber stawps.

            • CheshireKittehKat says:

              Pore kitteh kitsunerina, Ai haz a sad foar yuu.

              Souns, tho, taht yuur rlly dealling wif yuur problums;

              (Tu badses nawt moar peeps hazza scents ov hyoomer;
              tehn fings wud bees muches eezier foar yuu:

              Ai keaps yuu iyn mai thots adn prayures!!!!) :smile:

              • kitsunerina says:

                Ize yushullee okee, but sum daze ai just wantz to be moar liek evereebuddee else. moast daze ai luv bein me. (aim moastleee has a sad bekuz mai preservise teecher evaluashuns sed aim nawt werkin wif teh other teechers enuff… soze ai has to spend lawts uv taim werkin wif mai sooperviser. Ize also tryin to find enuff munneys to pay for mai tooishun… munneys alweyz makes me hav a sad.
                ai getz to go home dis weekend an see mai fambly… den ai be awl betters!
                an thank yu, cheshirekittehkat an awl mai cheezpeep frenz! big airehug foar awl uv yu!
                {{{{{ cheezpeeps }}}}}

                • mugglemary says:

                  ohai kitsun, sew glad to heer frum yew, as ai haff a yung hyooman frend who has teh aspergers an it hepps mii see whut itz laik fur yew, as he kant rilly diskribez it. ai sends much snorgles an pettins ur wai!

  16. catalogical humor says:

    oh hai
    i needs yr scalp

  17. Mandy says:

    dis mah kitteh, he haz deh pointy bits tew!

    http://www.meankitty.com/Gallery1/hankstank.htm

    mah scratchin skillz.. let me show yer scalp!!!1!

  18. burnt eyes says:

    Ur sheetz. I clawz dem.

    Srsly, teh amownta tymes mai sistur’s cat does stuffz leik dis is silleh.

  19. Jack Deth says:

    Kitteh luukz lyke Jaymz
    Awrness playeengz “skayree “Feeng
    Frumz Anuddurr Wurldz ”

    Kitteh akkteengz straynjj!
    Mebbee Kitteh wuz bittenz
    bie Zawmbee Vampyre?

    Duz nawtz knowz ifz
    Kitteh iz Flessh eeteengz oarz
    Brayn eeteeng Zawmbee

    Gibbz Kitteh gawrlikk
    stufft Skweekee Toy den wii willz
    seez juss wutt happenz :-)

    Jack.

  20. MamaKittehMeow says:

    Kitteh needzez a nail trimz

  21. Tylendal says:

    Did anyone here about that cat that lived in the retirement home, who would go sleep with people for the week before their death?

    • SillyKitteh says:

      oskar! i’s alwais arguin wit mah cawl- cowl – werk fwend dat oska not da ebil, him iz nice kitteh who halps owt hoominz to cross raynebow bwidge…

      /cheer oskar

      • CheshireKittehKat says:

        Ai heerd ov goggies taht duz tihs az well:

        (Tel yuur co-wurker frend taht dere iys muches moar iyn tihs wurld tahn weez can knoe rite naow:

        Iyf her sez “Wye?”, jes sai “Becuz, iyt iys soe—- jes beleev iyt!!

        Iyf her sez “Wye?” agen, jes tel her: “CHESHIREKITTEHKAT SEZ SOE!!!!!!-
        SOE DERE!!!!!!!!!) :wink:

  22. Islandkiwi says:

    5 dollur futlong!

  23. raingod says:

    I sez, me eats NOW!!!

  24. woozled says:

    Wee play EX-Mens!
    .
    Ai beez teh Wulfereene!

  25. puddingcatbritt says:

    ahnds over da cheezburger and no one gets clawed 8O

  26. D.R. says:

    Wut u meen, u wants hug mee? I r big, skeery monster! U s’poseta faint!

    Yell!

    …Somfin?

    :(

  27. soulspin says:

    Lovely claws!!!

  28. bunnytrumper says:

    All teh kittehs needz teh klors – hyumins nut 2 b has dem cuts away plskthxbai

  29. anomminus says:

    Dis iz fur purrki mrrrnin purrsnz


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