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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

I can has furst??
yep adn i can haz not firstz…
happy nawt seckund!!!! Drink and a dancie?
oh KTNF, u R kinder tahn ai wud hav bin!
It’s a Kafleen thang!!
Duz wee noe a bootifull Venecian dants? Bet Janet duz.
Aprpruit dans from “Teh Gondoliers” (sins Gilbert & Sullivan so ebryhwre rite nao):
Dance a cachuca, fandango, bolero,
Xeres we’ll drink,Manzanilla, Montero
Wine, when it runs in abundance, enhances
the reckless delight of the wildest of dances…
mee dunno what is “cachuca,” tho.
Webster’s Collegiate spellz it cachucha and sez it iz “a lively Andalusian solo dance in triple time done with castanets.”
Wowzerz! Mah feetz cudna keepz upp, wi’ it, Cap’n!
O solo mee o
I was thinking the exact same thing: Kitteh is rowing his Gondola in Venice meowing O Sole Mio.
Hey! I wuz thinkin da same fing bout “O Solo Meeeooowww!!”
Kyute Italyun kitteh!:-)
holy carp, ai just wuz in teh Gondoliers dis weekend! Ai lernd 2 danse a cachuca fr reel! it wuz elebenty kinds uv win and awsum!
huummm……Veneshun danse……*musin to selv* woodnt dat be moar ov a wadder ballet ????
Hey KTNF an’ Kafleen?
I a Kafleen too but I gets cawlled Kaffy fur short!:-)
at least it wuz lolspeak “f**st” instead of plain old “F**ST!!!!”
u can has teh bak ov mai paw at hi speed. *THWAP*
Lolz!!!
Here r sum burgerz at hi speed for you, Teho. @@@@@@
and at lite speed:
No no no! Light speed is too slow! We’ll have to go right to Ludicrous speed!
lolz!!
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Frum Spaceballs—sat-tyre awn Star Wars! Berry phunny—cud coz teh snoffee iffn yoo bee drinkn itt whyle watchin.
mistr yooniverse
…let me show you him
gracie mussed bee gnu. We can wellcumz yu?
Ai finkso she iz! Wellcumz, gracie! Gladtew meetchoo!
Oh solo meow-o
dat wuz gunna be mai comment, but yoo beet me too it.
and me tree
i can heer Giovanni Capurrrrrrrro?
Me 2!
Er, 4.
Mine too! GTMA
Make that “GMTA”–
my clumzy fingerz — let me show you dem.
Invisible junior high dance partner.
Invisible milk churn…
Y*CA
Kitteh making invisible buttah
big beer can….I haz it
Pppfffausters. lolcat 4 beah.
Invizibl fishn poll
Oar mebee invisubul beeg hugnkiss?
I can has invisible hug?
K thnx bai
Yash, u CAN has birtual hugg!
{{{{{{{{{sarahdh}}}}}}}}}
VISUMBUL hugz
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creemsikkle kitteh hugz inbisible gurlfrend
Pa-sickie!
(sorry)
kleenin up after invisibul party.
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.
.
“the (invisibul) dog did it! Rly!”
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sorree to go off topik but i wanted 2 make sure u all knew 2day is Free Kone Dai at Ben and Jereys so go get free ize kreem! b4 8pm at dere skoop shopz.
kthanxbai!
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*disklaymer: mjfrombuffalo doez not werk 4 ben and jereys, mjfrombuffalo just likes ize kreem and likes “free” and thinks teh 2 togedder are full of awesumness and win
Free I scream??
Ai givs u elebenty zillion and 1/2 burgers for yur PSA! *drool*
Ai summit a vot thet aiscreem neber is an offtopix. because it is good an full ob winz, and mai itti bitti agein kitti lubz it too!
Kitteh sweapyng up nvysible crumbses wif nvysible bruum;
(nvysible crumbses bees jes az messie az reel wuns;
Ai knoes tihs foar shure; Cheshire Kitteh Kats maiks tehm awl teh tiem-
veree untidee!!!!!)
Is kitteh vershun uv that old Mickey Mowse kartoon wher he sweeps up teh watturz after awl those bukkets is dumped. Imbissibul broom, imbissibul watturz.
*sweep, sweep, sweep*
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{FANTASIA}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Iz dis a manx gondolier?
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hey, Teenie! (iffn yur heer) duz dis luk fambillyr at awl?
i wuz wonderin about that kyoot stubby tayle, too
such a luvly kitteh
I lubs teh stumpee manxeses – mai kitteh (19 yeers old nao!) iz a stumpee manx an iz teh bestest kitteh eber!
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Dis soitenlee iz wun kyoot kitteh! He can steer me arown Venezia anee dai ov teh week!
Awww… my very furstest kitteh was a manx. The only boi I evvur had. He had the WIN purrsonalitie!
Short storee- I took him home, and wun day fownded a bunch of burdie fethers in teh yard… and my fambly made terrubul accyoosashuns aginst Dingo. I sed, ‘Dingo wud NEVVER kill a burd, he is a NICE and GUD kitteh!’ I nevver saw my grandfathur laff so hard.
dat is wun cyoot littul nubb.
*snerk*
yes it duz, pb2k! owr gondola wuz vizibl, but wuz not reelee a gondola…wuz a gondola-shaypt cutowt, fassend 2 a platform wif weelz, dat wud roll owt on2 teh stayj wen needid (pusht bai Jon en Jo) en den roll bak orf teh stayj (pulld by Jon en Jo wif roapz) wen teh seen wuz dun. Ai dident get 2 ryde on teh gondola, only teh gondolierz en teh ducal partee gettid 2 do dat…en old giacopo, teh boteman.
Gib tew teh Veneeshun Blind!!!
Doan furgit teh Veneeshun Deff tho — det gitz jellus frum wut aiz bin told.
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so sillee! i luvz it! <3
Iz yer naem “Smacky” from “Get Fuzzy?”
Y yes, Yes it is!
Ai just barrowed ur joke for teh office and my cowerkers sai there is sumthing rong with me, LOL!!
Just chekking mai abarar, fokz, nuffin to C heer, keeps moobin…
Kung Foo Kitteh drunkin’ boxin
Kitteh cleanin up after awl teh splortin wiv his imbissibul broom. Mai imbissibul brains, let me nawt show u dem.
OOPsee Ai swairs yer commint wassnt heer wen Ai posted … n e way GMTA
Taek me foar a ried, Rohmeeoh.
Invisible CCC kitteh!! Skoopin up imivissibble braiins!!111!
Ai wuz jus’ gunna sai taht…
GMTA!1!!
Undine kitteh haz embarrasin remarx nawt alloud.
Luks lyk kitteh iz flexin himz biceps an showlderz an abs at teh Mr. Yewnivurs contest. Teh awdienz lubs it !!
Now I know why kitteh looks so familiar…
http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn306/warrenppc/Brandy.gif
Kitteh is dansin teh Froog. (Dat wuz wun even I cud do.)
Invisible bassoon.
Fank Ceiling Cat we can’t hears it eaver.
Hay, ai lieks teh bassoon!! Ebber heer Peter And The Wolf? Pawrt ob Granfadder plaied bah teh bassoon! Berry phun; berry akcu–aqu—rite.
Doan tehy plaiy teh bassoon a lotses inna Bach reecoardyngs???
Ai luuvs teh soundses!!!
Duz dat kitteh hab invisbl tayle?
Invisible…. err… hrmm… nope… cant sai dat. Hrmm…
Invisible goggie style?
Ohhh solehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh MIIIIIIIIIaouu!
my comment, which wont be read. =[
“I can has float?”
Ai red it
Hay, mee two!
OOO SOOOOOOOOOLO MIIIIIIIIIIOOOOO
umb…iz taht a tayless kitteh? it myte just beez swung tew teh syde, but wun kan nebber noes…
bwahahaha! diz peekchur maid mai day
dis iz de fonnyest pictur eva!!! XD
IT MADE MEH DAY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD