Ok as long as u hold mah hand
Ok as long as u hold mah hand
taek mai hand if yoo wantz 2 liev.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Cargo Cat rides in teh Cargo Pants…
Bery clever Maus, ai is glad you got in nawt second with a phunny comment becoz awl ai cud do wuz splort!
Kitteh falls for teh oldest trick in teh world after hyoomun sez “Pulls mai finger…”
OH NOES KITTEH!!! Get owta dat pokkit FAST!!!
Ware iz teh caretrolls?? Kitteh iz being subjekted to tocksick gasess!!!
And once agin we must haz a warning:
PLZ TO NOT LITE ANY FYRES OR CREEAYTE FLAMES. IT SEEMS THERE IS A FYRE HAZARD IN MAUSEZ PANTS.
Oh Noes! Halp!
*presses fire alarm bell.
Bweeep, Bweep. (firetruckz arriving)
*Firemenz leeping owt adn unfurling long hozez.
*SPRAY SPRAY SPRAY
*Maus iz daused.
FIREMENZ?????? Ohai. Ai wuz just passin.
Ai am takin dese firemenz to teh nawty barn. kthxbai.
Firemenz…unfurling long hozez? Bow chicka wow wow…
Sry. I iz sik.
Eh. We wuz awl tinking it.
Nawt meh. Fyremenz nawt mai typ.
*Drip, drip, drip, drip*
Fanks.
*Drip, drip, drip, drip*
I think.
*Drip, drip, drip, drip*
Jus tryin 2 helpingz.
*snickerz
U mite wanna wrap that up before u catchez a cold.
Do u need a blankee…. or a hankee?
A Towl. Haow can joo go ‘raound wifout a towl?
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26 Days to Towl Daee!
Wud taht be teh $100 towlz?
Wut? Dere is a Towel Day???? Pleez to splain…???
I fownded this on the intertubes COL:
“May the 25th is national towel day. On this day, fans of Douglas Adams, author of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, carry a towel with them ot show their appreciation.”
Hopefully we dont haz to carry teh $100 Towlz tho.
Joo iz keerwrecked!
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COL, joo can haz info:
aitchteeteepeecolonslashslashbubbljoobubbljoobubbljoodot
towelday.kojv.net/
….waytin to heer how cold teh wattur waz…..
congradumaltions maus, u wants sum pudding ? eye havs sum fur evbberyone =D
ooooh! pudding frum pcb! ai wud lub sum, iffen ai mai?
sure DFK. eye has plenti =-D
mai kitteh pudding says hai tu!
Nao try dat wif 17 lb. Cargo Cat. DO NOT WANT.
rekwires beeeeg pants
an sum sispenders
beltz an sispenderz? Awn teh seersukker soot, no less?
cant nevar be too safe!
Big green furree wuns, praps?!
SPLORT!!!! Oh, teh kewt. Too mush for mai liddle braincells to cope with!
*Maus rides up on Petunia, who is hauling the CCC and the Tybootique*
Oh dear, it’s SJ!
Hey guys! I’m not well-versed on CCC operations. Can I have some help here?
Happee to halp, Maus> Juss plz keep Petunia frum fowling teh werks, az it were…
Sit daon, SJ, wii helpz u!
Scoopee scoopee scooppee sweeep
Tukk tukk tukk
Pat pat pat teh branez into teh reseptikkle
tug tug tug teh CHRG w/doi
Tepe tape tape skrissshhhhhh
An nao teh tin foil hat fur ekstra gud pertekshun
Pat krinkel pat krinkel
Here, SJ, u jus rest heer an drink this hawt chawklit, wile I goze an finds teh possumz…
Oop! Also softee blankee wif liddle duckiez, too.
*weakly* teh pawsies….teh pawsies…..an teh stripies…..must ….. resist ….. teh….kewt……
uh oh guys, ai don’t fink it’s werkin…
SPLORTLETEESPLORT
“Splortleteesplort”: lol!!!
OHNOES!!!
Zauberflote, teh tinfoyl hat gotz 2 goe awn TOP of the CHRG(wtfhot). It nawt eelaspik… ezdrastic…. strechy enuf to purrtekt agenst re-splortifizicalicashun.
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*sweepsweepsweepscoopscoopscoopsweepscoop*
*Splortch!*
*ttukatukatukatuka*
*TaypeTaypiddyTaypeTaypeTaype*
*apple-ai CHRG (wtfhOT)*
*mopmopmop up teh spilt hawt chawklit*
Heer, SJ, Here’z a martoonee adn a cawklit weezil (Ai doan’t fiml Z ebber faownd teh possumz). OH! and teh foofie bankee… Striped, to match you r eyez.
i’m heeeeeeer!!!!!!!!
::runs::
::slieds::
::hits wall::
erm…..
::reganes cumposhur::
oh maus i is heer wif sum ecshruh supplyz! i has CHRG(wdoi) an sum bazin’ caps an sum duck taip an sum sran rap an too inc kartrijes an a fyew sharpees an a bottl ov shardunnai.
i gess i not so wel-versd on CCC eezer.
*sits up*
shardunnai?
nao, if at all pawsible, yoo muss *not* luk at capyooter screne!!
you juss sit bak nao an rest up.
::pors shardunnai::
slurpeeslurpeeslurpee….
Fank you 343GS ai feels mush bedder nao. It was just teh kewtness of teh widdle tiny pawsies an teh beeg eyes and teh stripies, an teh….
oops…..
SPPPPLLLLOOOORRRRTTTTT
ai has a hedake.
And lolnascar made me splurt mai shardunnai awl ober teh screen - ai is nawt habbin teh good dai!
deres a lotz of carnage in heer…i come in heer late and peeple, brains, horses all over da playce!!
Also, seemz Petunia iz nawt litter traned….*shakez finger* Maus, I tole u!!!
Sry. What do you expect from a giant horse?
U needs a bery big litter tray for a horsie. BERY big.
AGEN!?!?!!elebentee-huh??!?!!
*sigh*
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*sweepsweepsweepscoopscoopscoopsweepscoopSplortch!*
*ttukatukatukatukaTaypeTaypiddyTaypeTaypeTaype*
*REapple-ai CHRG (wdoi)*
*TaypeTaypeTaype*
*Apple-ai 50s baving cap*
*TaypeTaypeTaype*
*Apple-ai Tinfoyl hat*
*TaypeTaypeTaype*
*Sunglasses*
*mopmopmop up teh spilt martoonee*
Heer, SJ, Here’z anuvver martoonee adn teh chawklit weezil joo dorpt.
OH! and teh foofie strypee bankee… nao doan’choo luuk at anny moar kittehs for furtee minnips.
but I iz nawt a fraidee kitteh!
congratulayshuns leeza-b, SJ n Maus(x2)!
all grate commints- eben under duress of Xtreme kyootness
OMG it’s a Lion! Get outta yer pants…
Yay!!! Wii haz a makramay fur f-f-l!!! Cmon ober to Krissy’s brainds Beadsn n Makramay fur ur priyzez!! an wii can plot Saturday’s birfday party too? (Is is Tribble?? Mai senior momentz, let me show u dem…
ohai ZF, ai brotted sum baglols todai, duz ennyboddy want sum?
ai haz Fronsch toastee flavr, and blooberriee… wif creemy cheez too!
Ohai leeza, I’ll hab a booblerree wun, fanks! *chomp* oops *ccchhhooommmppp, tug pull ri-i-i-ppp!* Whew, gotta luv tehm baygelz! ll: nom nom nom :ll DC al fine
O Hai ZF!!
“||: nom nom nom :|| DC al fine” — Bwahhahahahahah!!
bery kyoot, wurthee ob sutsh a magna-kyoot kitteh!
(ai didunt c teh “fine” aneewher, tho… so ai ges teh noms go awn 4-eber!)
ohai leeza-b, ai wud lubbing a blooberree baglol wif creemy cheez - fankoo mushly!
*wispurrs* Do u fink itz saef to lite a match yet?
ohai DK- ai FINK so… prolly u burneded off awl the whippy creem gases yesturdai. How iz u todai? Under 150 degreez yet?
BTW- do u has an avatar now? Luks liek u do unner ‘hoo’s talking’ but I don’t see it heer.
**suppressez felingz uf gellussy b/c she wantz wun too but is too lazee to find owt how**
It gotted cold heer obernite so I’z cooled awf nieslee nao.
Ai iz habbing an abatar furr a phew weeks butt it WONT showing up wehn ai making commint. Donut no why!!!
Butt leeza, it R eezee n fun to getting wun! Just go to workpress dot com adn sine up. Den u can browsing teh innertubes furr a pic, oar uplode a pic ob ur own.
Er, dat’s wordpress!
um- my lack of innertubular nollije, let me show u it.
If I create a werdpress acct, do I use the same name I use here?
If I use a different name will that meen I will show up here with a NOO NAME?
I used a different name; maybe that’s why my avatar doesn’t show up here. So better to use the same name, I think.
Wii nao retern tew norml langwij.
hm. i haz to give this sum thot.
I haz thot abowt changin my name. B/c I didnt giv much thots to my name when I furst came heer… and now that I haz been heer a while, wunder if I shud has a bettur ICHC name.. moar appropreeyat to teh kitteh theem, u noes.
(I may be sowry 4 axing but) Enny suggestions?
Albinoh Kitteh
Bad Kat
Carbucketty
D…
Diamond Are A Gurl’s Best Friend Kitteh
Engineer ov teh WhippySkwerls Kitteh
Fun Kitteh