Ok as long as u hold mah hand
Ok as long as u hold mah hand
taek mai hand if yoo wantz 2 liev.
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Cargo Cat rides in teh Cargo Pants…
Bery clever Maus, ai is glad you got in nawt second with a phunny comment becoz awl ai cud do wuz splort!
Kitteh falls for teh oldest trick in teh world after hyoomun sez “Pulls mai finger…”
OH NOES KITTEH!!! Get owta dat pokkit FAST!!!
Ware iz teh caretrolls?? Kitteh iz being subjekted to tocksick gasess!!!
And once agin we must haz a warning:
PLZ TO NOT LITE ANY FYRES OR CREEAYTE FLAMES. IT SEEMS THERE IS A FYRE HAZARD IN MAUSEZ PANTS.
Oh Noes! Halp!
*presses fire alarm bell.
Bweeep, Bweep. (firetruckz arriving)
*Firemenz leeping owt adn unfurling long hozez.
*SPRAY SPRAY SPRAY
*Maus iz daused.
FIREMENZ?????? Ohai. Ai wuz just passin.
Ai am takin dese firemenz to teh nawty barn. kthxbai.
Firemenz…unfurling long hozez? Bow chicka wow wow…
Sry. I iz sik.
Eh. We wuz awl tinking it.
Nawt meh. Fyremenz nawt mai typ.
*Drip, drip, drip, drip*
Fanks.
*Drip, drip, drip, drip*
I think.
*Drip, drip, drip, drip*
Jus tryin 2 helpingz.
*snickerz
U mite wanna wrap that up before u catchez a cold.
Do u need a blankee…. or a hankee?
A Towl. Haow can joo go ‘raound wifout a towl?
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26 Days to Towl Daee!
Wud taht be teh $100 towlz?
Wut? Dere is a Towel Day???? Pleez to splain…???
I fownded this on the intertubes COL:
“May the 25th is national towel day. On this day, fans of Douglas Adams, author of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, carry a towel with them ot show their appreciation.”
Hopefully we dont haz to carry teh $100 Towlz tho.
Joo iz keerwrecked!
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COL, joo can haz info:
aitchteeteepeecolonslashslashbubbljoobubbljoobubbljoodot
towelday.kojv.net/
….waytin to heer how cold teh wattur waz…..
congradumaltions maus, u wants sum pudding ? eye havs sum fur evbberyone =D
ooooh! pudding frum pcb! ai wud lub sum, iffen ai mai?
sure DFK. eye has plenti =-D
mai kitteh pudding says hai tu!
Nao try dat wif 17 lb. Cargo Cat. DO NOT WANT.
rekwires beeeeg pants
an sum sispenders
beltz an sispenderz? Awn teh seersukker soot, no less?
cant nevar be too safe!
Big green furree wuns, praps?!
SPLORT!!!! Oh, teh kewt. Too mush for mai liddle braincells to cope with!
*Maus rides up on Petunia, who is hauling the CCC and the Tybootique*
Oh dear, it’s SJ!
Hey guys! I’m not well-versed on CCC operations. Can I have some help here?
Happee to halp, Maus> Juss plz keep Petunia frum fowling teh werks, az it were…
Sit daon, SJ, wii helpz u!
Scoopee scoopee scooppee sweeep
Tukk tukk tukk
Pat pat pat teh branez into teh reseptikkle
tug tug tug teh CHRG w/doi
Tepe tape tape skrissshhhhhh
An nao teh tin foil hat fur ekstra gud pertekshun
Pat krinkel pat krinkel
Here, SJ, u jus rest heer an drink this hawt chawklit, wile I goze an finds teh possumz…
Oop! Also softee blankee wif liddle duckiez, too.
*weakly* teh pawsies….teh pawsies…..an teh stripies…..must ….. resist ….. teh….kewt……
uh oh guys, ai don’t fink it’s werkin…
SPLORTLETEESPLORT
“Splortleteesplort”: lol!!!
OHNOES!!!
Zauberflote, teh tinfoyl hat gotz 2 goe awn TOP of the CHRG(wtfhot). It nawt eelaspik… ezdrastic…. strechy enuf to purrtekt agenst re-splortifizicalicashun.
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*sweepsweepsweepscoopscoopscoopsweepscoop*
*Splortch!*
*ttukatukatukatuka*
*TaypeTaypiddyTaypeTaypeTaype*
*apple-ai CHRG (wtfhOT)*
*mopmopmop up teh spilt hawt chawklit*
Heer, SJ, Here’z a martoonee adn a cawklit weezil (Ai doan’t fiml Z ebber faownd teh possumz). OH! and teh foofie bankee… Striped, to match you r eyez.
i’m heeeeeeer!!!!!!!!
::runs::
::slieds::
::hits wall::
erm…..
::reganes cumposhur::
oh maus i is heer wif sum ecshruh supplyz! i has CHRG(wdoi) an sum bazin’ caps an sum duck taip an sum sran rap an too inc kartrijes an a fyew sharpees an a bottl ov shardunnai.
i gess i not so wel-versd on CCC eezer.
*sits up*
shardunnai?
nao, if at all pawsible, yoo muss *not* luk at capyooter screne!!
you juss sit bak nao an rest up.
::pors shardunnai::
slurpeeslurpeeslurpee….
Fank you 343GS ai feels mush bedder nao. It was just teh kewtness of teh widdle tiny pawsies an teh beeg eyes and teh stripies, an teh….
oops…..
SPPPPLLLLOOOORRRRTTTTT
ai has a hedake.
And lolnascar made me splurt mai shardunnai awl ober teh screen – ai is nawt habbin teh good dai!
deres a lotz of carnage in heer…i come in heer late and peeple, brains, horses all over da playce!!
Also, seemz Petunia iz nawt litter traned….*shakez finger* Maus, I tole u!!!
Sry. What do you expect from a giant horse?
U needs a bery big litter tray for a horsie. BERY big.
AGEN!?!?!!elebentee-huh??!?!!
*sigh*
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*sweepsweepsweepscoopscoopscoopsweepscoopSplortch!*
*ttukatukatukatukaTaypeTaypiddyTaypeTaypeTaype*
*REapple-ai CHRG (wdoi)*
*TaypeTaypeTaype*
*Apple-ai 50s baving cap*
*TaypeTaypeTaype*
*Apple-ai Tinfoyl hat*
*TaypeTaypeTaype*
*Sunglasses*
*mopmopmop up teh spilt martoonee*
Heer, SJ, Here’z anuvver martoonee adn teh chawklit weezil joo dorpt.
OH! and teh foofie strypee bankee… nao doan’choo luuk at anny moar kittehs for furtee minnips.
but I iz nawt a fraidee kitteh!
congratulayshuns leeza-b, SJ n Maus(x2)!
all grate commints- eben under duress of Xtreme kyootness
OMG it’s a Lion! Get outta yer pants…
Yay!!! Wii haz a makramay fur f-f-l!!! Cmon ober to Krissy’s brainds Beadsn n Makramay fur ur priyzez!! an wii can plot Saturday’s birfday party too? (Is is Tribble?? Mai senior momentz, let me show u dem…)
ohai ZF, ai brotted sum baglols todai, duz ennyboddy want sum?
ai haz Fronsch toastee flavr, and blooberriee… wif creemy cheez too!
Ohai leeza, I’ll hab a booblerree wun, fanks! *chomp* oops *ccchhhooommmppp, tug pull ri-i-i-ppp!* Whew, gotta luv tehm baygelz! ll: nom nom nom :ll DC al fine
O Hai ZF!!
| DC al fine” — Bwahhahahahahah!!
“||: nom nom nom
bery kyoot, wurthee ob sutsh a magna-kyoot kitteh!
(ai didunt c teh “fine” aneewher, tho… so ai ges teh noms go awn 4-eber!)
ohai leeza-b, ai wud lubbing a blooberree baglol wif creemy cheez – fankoo mushly!
*wispurrs* Do u fink itz saef to lite a match yet?
ohai DK- ai FINK so… prolly u burneded off awl the whippy creem gases yesturdai. How iz u todai? Under 150 degreez yet?
BTW- do u has an avatar now? Luks liek u do unner ‘hoo’s talking’ but I don’t see it heer.
**suppressez felingz uf gellussy b/c she wantz wun too but is too lazee to find owt how**
It gotted cold heer obernite so I’z cooled awf nieslee nao.
Ai iz habbing an abatar furr a phew weeks butt it WONT showing up wehn ai making commint. Donut no why!!!
Butt leeza, it R eezee n fun to getting wun! Just go to workpress dot com adn sine up. Den u can browsing teh innertubes furr a pic, oar uplode a pic ob ur own.
Er, dat’s wordpress!
um- my lack of innertubular nollije, let me show u it.
If I create a werdpress acct, do I use the same name I use here?
If I use a different name will that meen I will show up here with a NOO NAME?
I used a different name; maybe that’s why my avatar doesn’t show up here. So better to use the same name, I think.
Wii nao retern tew norml langwij.
hm. i haz to give this sum thot.
I haz thot abowt changin my name. B/c I didnt giv much thots to my name when I furst came heer… and now that I haz been heer a while, wunder if I shud has a bettur ICHC name.. moar appropreeyat to teh kitteh theem, u noes.
(I may be sowry 4 axing but) Enny suggestions?
Albinoh Kitteh
Bad Kat
Carbucketty
D…
Diamond Are A Gurl’s Best Friend Kitteh
Engineer ov teh WhippySkwerls Kitteh
Fun Kitteh
gurrlkitteh
Handi Dandi Kitti
Itti Bittie’s Big Sister
Just a Kat…
Kyoot Kitteh
Limpin Lizzurdz
Mungojerrie
NinjaKitteh
OranjkittehzRool
Persians4Eber
Q…?
Quaxo
Rumpleteazer or RumTumTugger
Sillabub or Skimbleshanks
TinyKitteh
U…
UnderwriterKitteh ob InshurrCo!
VeriveriKyootKitteh
Woozled (oh… tahtz tayken…)
WharzTheGuusheefuud?
X…
Xavier
Yung n Foolish Kitteh
Zebrah
wow, luk at all these! I kinda like Pb2K’s, but so many other kyoot ones too!
Rite now I’m thinkin maybe SkwirrlGrl. That duzznt say ennything abowt my kittehs.. but it iz germane to mah ICHC aura I gess! LOL
Ai wuz “Shna” heer to begin, but dat naem wuz taken wen ai sineded up on wordpress — so ai went wif “NightShayde” insted (ai use teh naem udder playses too). In order to get mai abatar to apeer, ai logs into werdpretzel, then ai goez to ICHC & the cheezegodz know ai am heer. I wownd up maeking a new user profile here on ICHC (wif an alternate e-mail address) so ai kud submit fings & cheezpeepz wud rekogniez teh naem.
There there 4.5K, u juss sit daown an relaks an eet ur baygel! No need fur enny matches till the nex birfday partee, k?
Phew – ai donut fink ai culd handel annee moar fyres oar eben fyremens rite nao!
dun worry bout it…. if ne fyremenz show up yew can jus send tehm to teh nawty barn. Ai’ll be tehre wif teh firemen who daused Maus.
Yash, iz deer Tribble’s birfday awn Caturdai!!!
I fowt wii mite hab a (happee)taylegate partee,Sol sais it’s Kentukkee Derby Day. Food compitishunz an big hatz an fancy clothingz?
dat is such a win idea!
I iz so sowry I can’t be there… I will help wif teh pre-happietaylegate preperashuns tho if u needz halp!
Whippy creem.. of corse!
And I can make teh simpul seerup for teh mint joolips!
O leeza, u cantz b there??
Yesh plz to making teh simpl surep fur teh mint joolipz! an ob corse the wippy creem!!! Ur skwerrelz ok? An iz there enneefing wii kan do fer u to be there in avatar? Wud u liek to be lownjin on mai Oryentul Carpet/multipurpose/lounjerz/4 teh use ov?
well wudn’t that be loverlee??!
I onlee has intertubes at werk rite now, so I’ll haz to give my burfdai wishes on Fridai. ( As yoo can see…. I am getting a LOT done at werkds rite now! LOL )
Yesh, I wud luv to be there in spirits, preferrably teh bourbonz!
Save me an honnorrariy spot on the majik carpetz, wif a guv view ov the derbie plz! And put down a bet fur me! Duzznt matter on hoo. Ai always looze ennyways! Remind me to tell u of my trip to the derbie IRL sumtime…
Hoarsrayce…
big hatz an fancy clothingz….
leeza…
well wudn’t that be loverlee??!
IZ MAI FAYRE LAYDEH!
Come on Dover!! Move yr bloomin arse!! LOL
Iz hee relayted too BEN?? dover
*slinx awai wif shaym*
oh fikshunkitteh… u hit bottom with that wun!
IRL, dere wuz a Ben Dover—an hiz wief’s nayme wuz EILEEN! Sumwhare heer in teh Yakima Valley….whut parintz duz tew tehir kidz wif naymz sumtiems iz juss teh offel!
Uh-oh! Der goze mai hed agin! SPLORT!
::grabs CCC from maus affer dun wif halpin SJ::
otay, heer we go, juss rest, an i’ll taik cair ov ebberyfing.
scooooop
scoop scoop
crambranesbakinhed
CHRG(wdoi)
duckie taip
an heers a nies cup of 2004 shardunnai for to halp wif teh relacksin.
*leading Petunia, who is hauling teh CCC an teh Tye Boo Tiik an teh PiStawl!*
JAJEH, u lookz mitey peekeed, wii see if I kan halp, k?
Sweep sweep sweepee sweep
Skoopy skoopy
Powr, tukk, patt patt shape skoodge
How bowt a nice 50’s bavving cap w/doi (daffydillys)
Snaps strap
Nice sofft blankee, tye-dye
Possum shaped chawklits–only wun, but heerz some kangaroo shaped wunz too!
JAJEH, u sitz heer an relaksez, drinkin teh hawt chawkilit an watchin teh funz!
Tankooo bote! Shardonnai n hawtchawklit! N bathingkap tu holddeh brainz in. Lubdeh kangaroo chawklitz,n soff blankee.
Ken ai pet Petooneaah! Ai laik beeg hawzies!
Nau ai feehl bedder. Mebbe ken ebben deehl wid kyoot kitteh widdout splortin…Nau, feehl annudder splort cummin on….*haz quik doze ub chawklits n chardonnay..tighten bathing hat n wrap blanket snug. “Ok. Maed id!”
Tanks!
Is dat a kitteh in ur pantz or r u just glad to see me?
ROFLMAOZOMGBBQ – Bevrijj on monitur alert!!!!!
SNORKKKKK Halp Iz chokin frum teh ROFLBBQAWOLASAP!!!!
Lolnascar, u is funnier as u agez, giglol!
I’z jussa giggloh, an evrywher I goe,
kitn peerz owt frum mai pokits…
no FARE Teho, u makez me snorrrk agin!
heheh.
HAY EVRYWUN!
IS CAN BE LOL-PILE ON ZAWBERFLOWT TIEMS!!!
Yay! Mai neeses calling it “piel awn teh donkee”.
KAFLEEN, WHUR R U???
JUMPING AWN!!!
Hey, pull in those poyntee ends, there!
oof!
OW Hay guise, haaaaaaaaaaaa (lp)
*zauberflote hath expired frum suffokashun*
*Cue dirge from Romeo an Jooliette* (Prokofiev verzhun)
“just u wait, Enry Igggins, just u wayte,
U’ll be sorry but ur teerz will be too layte, *dun-de-duhduh*
i bets u reviev as soon as we starts tikkling u.
but there is sooooo menny air holes in teh flote, rite? ai am SURE we haz left one of them open so u cud venti layte!
well that wud giv me a sad, if u wuz ded, cuz ai has groan accustomed to ur face!
(ps- teh Prokoffiev verzhun is mai fave!)
LEEEP!!!!
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FLAWP!!!
*snerk*
happiness iz a warm …..
Da kitteh who toook a ride on teh wild side.
Da thinks a kitteh wood do fur a cheezburger.
Got funneh storee….yesterday I wuz sittin on da cowch with teh old kitteh. He wuz kinda laying next to my son’s stufft bear. My son (10 yrs) comes up and says “we should send this to cheezburger and put ‘I loves mah bearz’ on it” LOLspeek and all!!! LOLZ…he’s a smart one! And Im learnin him well.
Awwww…..
itz nebber 2 erleez 2 lern deh LOLspeek.
berrie impressieve Lolnascar!
teh ICHC next generashun… u r doin it rite!
10 yrs is gud ayge. hehe.
mai eleben yr old luds ICHC!
Um- tahtz “lubs”
woo, is gud ting u fixd ur spelings, der. i myt nevar has nown wut u wer tryn ta sai.
lol!!!!1!
Yes, what is wrong with you people anyway. Can none of you spell? This is a shocking indictment of the nation’s falling educational standards.
/troll
Sadly ai had to rite shoking four times befor ai spelld it rite – trollin, ai’m doin it rong!
Hohld mah hand kitteh, I’z skeered.
Oh, hai. ’smee agin. Ai are teh reeedin’ everdai, everdai. Ai r see u gaiz no teh liek wen teh peeps do the dryv-by commints. Ai jus wanna say a cuppl fings which r teh off topic.
nawt secund: Ai do so luv teh peep and teh lolcats and Ai sumtimz canna halp but to commint. Ai r teh sorry if I gotz to goe too sune. Done be teh mad, my stoopy werk bloz from teh site and ai kan only come heer wen home
secund: My liitl nees beez 2 yrs ol. she has da bone marrow transplant on 4/11. Todai we fine out of it taekd. She has teh lukeemya for teh secund tiem inner lyfe. (She will be teh free onna Caturday!) She be inna hosp alla tiem! prahps we could say a littl sumting to ceelingcat todai for her littl boee to heel up teh fas? Ai r off teh stoopy werk for 2 weeks to halp taek care ov her sister who is foar. Tis whai I can come heer a little tosh week, kthxbai
oh Exlr8n, wii R so glad U be heer wif us! N lots ob peeps onlee commints wunce inna wile. Dat’s fien! Bemember taht dere R no rools hier, cept to playing nies.
Adn – gess wut!!! Wii R planning a birfdai partee furr Tribble on Caturdai, so itz can being a dubble silleebrashun!! Yippee!!!
Ai R sending berree warm fots furr ur liddle neese, n holding her inna lite.
{{{{{{{{{Exlr8nandneeseandfambly}}}}}}}}
(((Exlr8tn an neese an all)))))))) Prayerz said. Can wii add ur neese to Tribble’s birfday partee Caterdai??? Shii kan ryde awn mai Oryentul Carpet/multipurpose/riderz/4 teh use ov?
P.S. Yesserdai I wuz makin a “dryvebye” commint, I wuz juss teezin! Wunnerd were everybuddee wuz, is awl.
Cheez an Tofu, r u lissnin?? Wii gotz a lil kidkitten wif teh lookemiyaz, haz a birfday on Caturdai!!!!!!! U gotz enny gud lolcyootz fer her?
Oh hai ZB. Wats a cheez and tofu? (sounz leik a nommy sammich, but I betz it peeples?)
Cheez an Tofu be Teh Burgerz!!!! Dey ar teh ICHC kreaturs.
{{{{{Exlr8n & littul neece}}}}}
I m sending gud luks and wishez ur wai!!
Also xtra gud luks wif the 4 yeer old! They are teh fun but u mite be a littul tyred aftur 2 weeks, I fink!!
Don’t wurry abowt drivebys, ai don’t think it matturs, sum peepz just has more time to play than othurs!
Oh Exlr8n, ai is keepin eberytin crawsed for ur neese. An ai used to be heer awl teh time but now fanks to teh stooopy noo “inappropreyut yoos of teh innerwebs” rools at teh werks, ai can only pop in now an again. Iz ok, no rools about must post lawts. Just must play nice an tries to be teh phunnee when u can. But if u has a sad, awl the cheezfrenz will tries to cheer u up an support u too. Iz nice place.
Hai Exlr8n!! Wii b noeing sum peepz can’t play awl day. Itz ok. ur welkum heer weneber u stop in. eben if onlee 4 a minit.
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I b shur der will b lotsa peepz saying gud thingz 2 CC 4 yer nees. Blessingz
on her, adn her sister, adn her mum & dad adn u 4 deh luving helpingz.
Oh! Ebrybuddi so wunnerful heer! Ai r printng adn saving for nees. Ai esplane to fambly about teh lolspeek an hao Ai eevn theenk in lolsppek sumteims wen Ai reeds a lot heer.
Nees wud lov teh partee Caturdai for the birfday nummer FREE! I trai to cum heer taht dai and plai too!
Ai r fangfull foar teh wisheez and thots. Fanks too awlla cheezpeeps for teh niceness all teim. ..wipe a littl teer…
ohai exlr8n
Rn’t teh cheezpeeps loverlie? Lots o lub tew yew an ur fambly!!! {{{{exlr8n&lubbedones}}}}
I tink in teh lolspeek sumteims too!!!!
Hai Exlr8n! ai kinda ‘dryvbai’ 2 cuz i gotsta werk wehn ai sneek in adn looks at da kyoots kittehs. jus kno dat mai puppeh an 4 kittehs an awl da cheezpeeps hoo jus reed adn dont awlays rite msgs wl be tihnkn happee thots 4 ur neese adn yoo too!
We will hold dat sweet bebbeh girl in ar thots an prayerz. I haz been on teh nashunal bone marrow donor list for almoast 20 years…an nobuddy haz eber called me *sigh*….can’t sai I diddna tri!
Oh hai Col! Iz bery gud be onna national listz! Iz berry impotrnat. Nees is so teh small sheez gotta tranzplnt fromma “cord blood.” Taht iz blessng az stemcells werks so grate.
Weez awl hawld yuu adn yur luved wuns iyn owr harts.
Ai wil rember yuu iyn mai prayures ebbery dai’;
doan wurry bowt beeing a drive-bye; Sum Cheezfrends haz moar tiem tu plai tehn ovvers, adn iys OK!!
Rlly hoep Ceiling Cat wil haold awl ov yuu cloase adn keep yuu awl forebber adn ebber!!!111!!!!
Ohai, Exlr8n! I’z so sawrry to heer abowt yur neese! I’z adding yoo an yur neese an teh hole famblee to mai prayers.
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{{{{{{{{{{Exlr8n, neese, older neese, neeses’ parunts, eberybodee else in teh famblee}}}}}}}}}}
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holding y’all in teh lite, and wishink yoo manee gud noos!
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purrs an hedbonks fer all!
Ai’ll bee prayin for yoor liddle niece—heelin, strengf, joi, peese, an halp foar teh hole fambly. Menny blessins an {{{{{{{{{Exlr8n’z niece}}}}}}}}}} an foar teh fambly, tew.
{{{{{{{{{{Exlr8n and family}}}}}}}}}}
And prayers too
Com heer wen yu can, Exlr8n, and kno taht we is thinkin ob yu an prayin for yu an yur kneese an holdin her in teh lite wevver yu is heer oar nawt.
So taht’s a ekstra cyoot an floofie behbeh kitteh for Caterdai, plees Cheez an Tofu? Plskthxhappiburdai!
Cornsidder it dun!{{{{Exlr8n, et al}}}}
Lenten Penance (sniff! sniff!) — you haz it
(cf:anybody out there familiar with “Father Ted”?)
tuch paw too actimate pokket kitteh.
UNDARTWIN POWERZ AKTUVAYT!
Mehbeh kitteh is lookin for his tots?
ROFTL.
Napoleen Dinamite FTW!
(I is new cheezpeep. Jus lurkin cuz I is wurkin, but had to commint on this!)
HEY, AI FAOWND SUMFIN’!
Goe heer foar offsite kitteh kyootness… Put awn joor CHRG/wdoi/wtfhot and 50s baving cap f…. nawt-sekund behfoar joo goe…
aithcteeteepeecolonslashslash then bubbajoobubbajoobubbajoodot then break.com/index/cute-kittens-bop-their-heads.html
Da#% U whoozle! Da#% 2 basement!!!
Ayes onlie hoam 4 lunn, n u gotz 2 hab anuuder silli lincage… wars mai tynfoile hat?
Shood beh a roal of teh alyuminimunimunim foyl awn the CCC…
ai tink… ai tink….
awwwww, ai dun’t tink nuffin – ai has a *splort*
:shame:
Whoopsie!!1 I bedder getz teh CCC….
*sweepsweepsweepie*
*Skoop, skoo…* missed some
*sweepsweepsweepie*
*Skoopskoopskoooopie*
*Sploartchle* come awn, joo lass liddel bit… *…plip!*
*tukatukatukitteetuktuk*
*tapeytapey*
Gets you a CHRG(wtfhot)… *streeeeeeeeeiiiiiitch-SNAP!!*
ooh. Sry baout teh snap…
Heerz a floofy blankee adn a martoonie, adn a chawklit weezil.
Joo rest a wyle joo feel beddrerer suun.
K?
awwwww, tank u 4 teh kind attenshuns…. tiny kittehs iz dangerus 2 teh brainz!
*curlz up in blankee, sips martoonie, noms weezil*
iz perfekt remdiez!
Why is everything spelled like retards?
automatic fail
Hoist by his/her own retard.
Berree clebber WIN!!!1!
[removes hat]
LCB: Yu is teh @@@@@lebenty@’s.
*genuflects to LCB*
cuz we likes to annoi trollz?
Anuvver WIN!!1!
Dunno. Why is your grammer so poor?
win
Joo is krreckt… hiz sentinse maeks noe senses…
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Teh onlee fing “spelled like retards” iz…. the wurd “retards”.
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Evryfing else iz speled lyke sumfing else… Ai dooo nawt meen that evryfing else is spelt “l-y-k-e- -s-u-m-f-i-n-g- -e-l-s-e” I meen… I meen…I meen… I fink I had bedder stawp. Cirkler lawjik maeks meh braymz hurt.
Whut heh sai? Heh spelz funneh… definitivitily nawt that Lolspeek.
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Ai can haz tranzlaytor, plz?
translayshun– nawt so grate ackshully
ai seez if ai kan tranzlayt…
letz sii…”wai…am…ai…a…troll?”
iz teh bestest taht ai kan doo
Let’s see: Unkind; meanspirited; nasty; obnoxious; combatative;
What other limitations do you have that you’d like to demonstrate?????
Oh noes! Ai hope dis izn’t hexampule uf wat’s tu happenz if more peeps be larnin bouts ICHC at teh Webbies votin. Jus sayin…
Dear WTF (btw what kind of a name is that, anyway?),
Usually here we support each other. We do it with spelling and grammar no stranger than the grammar you exhibited in your question. “Why is everything spelled like retards?” Enough people have made comments that I hope you get the point. Please come and play with us when you are feeling better! This site can lift people out of deep depression, and is guaranteed to make anyone with any funnybone at all laugh more than once in a session. Please give it thought, and come back to play with us!
Hopefully,
zauberflote
awww, dat a kutie kitteh, and Hdad pretty hawt, no ikky fatteh bunz on Hdad, yay
An be lukin bofe waies befoar crossin teh street to teh cheezburgur shop.
Kitteh praktising her kangahroo iymitashun; hangyng outta teh pokkit liek bebbeh kangahroo joeys;
(Sez to hyuoomin: “Weez be iyn Oystraleea yet??”
I skairt cross de street mahself
U plz halp?
Ai jes lub dose pahkit kittehs. U kan taeks dem lots uf playsis. N wen u wonts to play, der dey r, en ur pahkit alreddy.
At first I thinked the persun was holdin a yukelaylee an the kitteh wuz tryin to eckskape!!
“Noooo!! No more of ‘I Want to Be Happee’!!!”
lol.
I haz a pokkit.
O Hai Exlr8n!
U awlwaaz welkumz, no madder hao offen u getz 2 post, wee kittehz lurvz teh attenshunz!
Wee keepz u n yur liddul nees in owr prayerz n thots, 2. Sutsh a wee wun shud b abul 2 run n plaa, nawt spend awl taht tiem inna horspital.
{{{{{Exlr8n n nees}}}}}
if yu dwop meh, den yu dy!
Hang on, kitteh—the bess part of teh ried iz coming up!!11!1
he wouldn’t think i will just now retract my claws