Honey, could you get the Draino again?
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Oh noes ! Hairz ! Lots of dem !
Hey Songe!!! u gotting deh nawt sekkund!!!! YAYAY!!! u must b gnu heer!!
Iz dis ur berry furst commint??? (plz 2 b eggskusing mai use ub deh ‘f’ werd)
Welkum 2 Cheezland!!!!!
I duz a dans uv joi in ur honor!!!!!
dans, dans, dans,
Shaky 2 deh left. Shaky 2 deh rite.
Twirlee twirl.
dis wun taim? Wen I wuz juzz outta kollij, an’ I had a ‘partmint wif sum ruummaetz? I wuz luukin’ in da frij foar teh fuudz whut ai had put der. I dizkovrd dat mai fuudz wuz gawn (ov korzz), so bein’ teh rezorsfol Elfi I is, I dasyd, “kfyn, I eetz DER fuudz.” So I grabz a tupparware an’ opinz it, onlee to be greetid wif a big blak fuzzeh fing kind ov da size ov dis wun. Problie dint smelz so gud az dis wun, tho.
Teh skreemingz, it happind.
Den I frow’d teh hole kontaenur owt. Den I thot, wel, dat kontaenur, it prawblee kozt laik $5. SO I botted dem noo kontaenur (dis wuz bafoar teh gladwarz an zyplok cheep wunz.) Dey wuz stil VAREE ANGREE foar elfi bees “poekin’ arownd in der stuf.”
Nevarmynd dat Elfiz fuud myztryislee goze missin awl da tym.
Ai usd to laik dems az frenz, but dey wuz uslizz ruumaetz.
Sumdae I tellz yu abowt teh taim dey tryd to forj mettul on teh stoev.
All spoken like teh troo Vurgoe.
Ooh, dey needs a Donkey Majikul Staff upsides dere stumpee heds. Wutt NERB.
Sum peepulls, dey has teh irreedeemubbull etticut skills.
Dat fuzz shud hab missteeriusslee left teh trash can an ended up in dere bed.
How it get in teh bed? A missturree!
LOL dey wud taek lawwwnnnnnnnnng trypz… “o hay, Elfi, nont werry ’bout feedin’ teh kat, she fyne, we be bak tonite.”
Kat not has fuud. Kat not has wattur. Kat has ik litturbawx. Ai iz nawt kat’s mumma, an at de tym, I din’t has ennie need foar any kat. (ai feelz dooly bad abowt dis nao, but den, Ai wuz nawt machur.) so kat bees laik…. ZOMGZ elfi.. ai nos yu nawt laik meh, but ai azk yu pliiizzz foar openy da kubbordz foar kitteh??? PLIZ?!?!
An’ I wud feelz VAREEMUSHBAD foar kitteh, so I wud gibs kitteh awl teh ‘spensiv kitteh treetz ai kud find … hevvinz-to-betsee, I dunno whut a kitteh eetz! Kitteh wud be awl OOOH FANKOO!! den kiti wud be awl… o hay, my litturbawx, it not so grate akshulie. I wud sae, oh, dat okeh, kiitty, u can goez in Mumma an Daddeh’s ruum. I knowz yu git lokd owt ov der kuz yu peez on stuf awl da tym, but iz okeh, ur aunti elfi iz in charg, has fun.
Kiti wud be laik WHEE!! FUN!! **PEEEEEEEEEE** on der bed.
Wun taim, dey sed “we be bak tonite” an dey nawt komd bak foar THREE DAEZ. Nawt kallz me, nuffin. Dint evin has regular kitifuud in da howz. Left wifowt evin tellin’ me dey wuz goin’ nowhar, just put noet on frij whut sed, “nont werry abowt kitty”.
So I didn’t worry abowt teh kiti. Anjulah, she werkd az teh assiztunt at a vetrunaree hozzipul. I wuz varee konsernd abowt teh kiti. I tookd teh kiti to da hossibul whar she werkd, sed, o hai, I iz anjulah’z ruumaet… she levt dis noet *show noet* but she hasn’t kom bak yet, dat wuz yesserdae, dis kiti, she need a real mumma, I nawt laik kitiz, I ‘llergik to kitiz, o an’ der no kiti fuud in teh hole howz. Maebee kiti kan livz heer at ur plaes, sins Anjulah werk heer, so den she paez yu, maebee git a dizkownt? Kuz, see, she allus sae I nont gotta taek kare of kiti kuz I sed if ai taek kare of kiti I charg dem $10 off mai rent-pay foar eech day, so dey say I nont gotta, but den dey leev an nevur sae when dem kom bak…. so maebee yu kan halps?
Anjulah nawt werkd der anee longer affur dat. Dey nawt laikd heerin’ bowt her juz leevin’ teh amminul wifowt fewd wif noet say “nont werry bowt kity”.
I wuz pliezd dey chargd her moar den $10 a dae foar kiti to livz der, evin wif umployeed dizkownt. An’ dey taekd it dureklee frum hur nex chek. Dat wuz naiss an; konveenyint. Yeth, it wuz.
Oh, u sneekee elfi.
I is mitilee snurteeng at ur storree.
Wutt lazee, irresponsibull twurpheds. I hope dey has grone up sum sins den.
Taht bees veree funneh storree!
Awlsoe, poetik jaustice;
Ai nawt bees a vyndiktiev purrsen, butt peeps taht haz petz (kittehs, goggies, wutebber), adn doan taike guud caire ov tehm, –; dese neglektful peeps deserb wut heppins tu tehm;
(Mebbee nex tiem tehy wil fink befoar tehy staurve teh kitteh!!!!)
How bowt we sing teh songe (<—–hee hee, see wutt i didz?) “Hair” furr u?
I promuss too ware closes.
Gosh darn. Drain fulla hairs!
gratchamalayshuns, on not sekkind, KraftR!!!
Furry dans?
Fank you!
How ’bout dat one what goes “Splish splash, I wuz takin’ a baf”?
Can’t stay long tho – onna way home from work – need sleep. Shift ends in 8 minutes!
i can has plummr?
If u is prepared to wayt about free monfs an eben den he will nawt bring teh rite fingy to unblock teh sink, den yes u can has. Maybe dis just happens in teeny tiny Ingerland.
no it duz happen heer too.
plus, u getz the added pleshure seeing teh dredded ‘plummer’s crack’.
doo you haz that in TTI??
Oh YESH we duz haz. Is nawt pretty.
I saws plummer’s crack at checkowt at TESCO teh other dai. It wuz hairy. It wuz skary.
*goes 2 haid hed unner kubbers*
but duz giv me a plaice to park mai byk…!
no but u can has a liqid plummer
Der hiarballz gib me der sinking feelingz
mah dotter gags at harballz… seriuslee
OT is mah kitteh difficient? he nevar getz into dah sink as so many kittehs seems to do
um noes ur kitteh noes difficient he jest iz bery kleenzs, eder dat or uz gots a leeke tapz…
catsinsinks.com
No eys, no nosie, no feets….
Tribble? Dat u?
dat wun beeg tribble!!
AI iz wunderin teh saem fing maiself! it’s Tribble!!!!
But I not see deh 8) 8)
It must b sum ozzer tribble.
Mebbe teh
s are UNDER teh Tribble.
“Uh, could you try not shaving your legs in the sink dear?”
mornin’ RD
rodney, ai resemblez taht reemark!
G’ mornin’ all.
but sweetie, last time I used the TUB, you said not to do it THERE!
Sinkkitteh made of purrcelain.
berry cleber!
@@@@@@@@@@burgerz Fur U
*bug eyes* Wer iz kitteh hed???
vote-vote-vote-vote-vote-vote-vote-vote-vote-vote
Aye did, U shoed 2.
Du ur civit doodi n VOTE 4 ICHC!!!!!!
ps: gud mawnin’ , gud byez (gotta getz 2 werk)
Ai voted too! Have a good day at teh orifice, Smammie – ai is “werkin from home” tudai, an u no wut dat meens! HeLLOOOOO interwebs!
Captain, there is a fluffy black hole in the sink!
What do ye say we do aye?
Send in a probe!
catnip probe will draw away the fuzzy blackhole from the sink
To see fir fly:
Open fawcet
Run awai vry fast
[Bandaids will be rekwired, since u can't run fast enuf.]
8OI dare ya!
lolz
oh noes, that was supposed to be
Moar dan bandaids, u nawtee judoham!
what issss it?
kuzin it?
IT BEZ A TRIBBLE!
I think ur gonna need a biggr sink.
Oooooh…. dadz stoppt taking hiz Rogaine…
iz wut habbens wen yu tryz tew gibbs teh kitteh a baff inna sink!
Wyfe ov bauld husbin, hoo wares a rlly laurge too-pay:
“Ummmm, hunneh” , (wyfe speeks iyn lolspeek awlso);
“Hunneh, wen yuu brushes yur teef, wud yuu bees caireful nawt tu beynd oaver tu faur iynto teh sinkses!!!”
mah wig is in da sinks!
Mebbie not kitteh at awl. Mebbie sumone sneezes n wig fall off n lan en sink.
Kitteh haz creeayted teh “fur-boal.”
Zis zi kaind uv hairklawg ai wantz.
sink kitteh is in teh sink
…no? pfffft! Ai got nuffin den.
Ai don’t wanna see teh size ob teh kitteh dat cofft up dat hairball!
Cousin Itt meets Blackglama Fur, blast from the boomer past.
teh waz gross
datz wut hapenz wen choobaka shavz >_>