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No! U go chek! Manual sez “Self-Kleening”
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Cheezburger Network Blog
now we sees the voilins inherent in the system!!
Wao!!! Conga-rats on ur tye, leeza-b adn zauberflote!!! There iz still lots ob hawt chawklit wif kahlua on teh last fred, oar wud u preferring teh martoonis?
4.5, fankz!! Leeza-b an mii iz puttin u owt wif teh fyre extingwjkdfgh ,,, putter-owterz, an teh fyremenz iz heer two!! Woohoo! I takez hawt chawklit, hold teh Kahahluluha. Man I cant spell fur skwat todai!
LOLZ! Sinse wen duz teh spellin mattur heer??
Cmon, u noez taht it taeks xtra enerjee to do thsi stuff! An tehn wen I talks to Mr Z, ai talks lolspeek, an wehn I typez teh emailz, I types lolspeek. It r a croowell whird, I tell yew!
ai thot it was a crossed stich whirled!
cud it b deh needul poynt wurld?
Oar deh poyntee endz wurld?
Yah, poyntee enz fur nitting! “What’s that fer, Mommy?” “Cat’s fur for kitten’s mittenz!”
Oh mai CC, ai hasn’t hurd taht wun in a bajillion yeers! Mai momcat ewest to sai taht! “Cats fer to maek kittens’ mittens!”
Ai hurd it “kittens’ britchez”
Mee tew! An mai mama herd taht frum HER mama!
Smokked, I finkz! Or mehbee nittinged?
or mebbee eben a tatted werld!
blaim it on teh croshay!
Makramay, ai finkso.
Id ruther ♪♫
Blaim it on deh bossa nova wif its majic spell.
Blaim it on deh bossa nova dat he did so well.
Oh, it awl began wif jus wun liddul dans
But den it ended up a big rowmans
Blaim it on deh bossa nova — deh dance of luve.
Leeza-b, combathulashunz on tawpspot nawt sekkind! U is havin a “driveby commentin”?? Where iz aneebudde else??????
ai duzzent know! maybee they it eeting dinnerz.
ai haz to leeve myself to go to a wine tasting. so ai gess it iz kinduva driveby commint!
fanks and fanks 4.5 DK, I see u has put owt the flames… ai haz time fur one martoonie I think I will has a mango martoonis if itz ok!
Wun birjin martooni adn wun mangoe martooni cummin rite up!
Oops! *fliks ashes owt ob leeza’s martooni*
Sowree zauberflote! U sedded hawt chawklit. Heer u goes.
*takes zuberflote’s martooni, adds bodka n starts sipping.*
Hold teh ashez!!!! Do. Not. Want. !
Fanks fur teh hawt chowklit!! *sip* YUM!!!
“zuberflote”
Gud wun! U gotz to uze taht smiley I allus wanted to uze!
Ai liek these, 2: :surprise:
Um, dew u habbing extra stir-frye n stikky riec, bai annee chanec?
K, ai trying again
::o:
Arrgghh!
4.5, cmon ober fur teh stirfry an (nawt)stikky rise! Nuffin speshul, but I liekz it!
Y fankoo! Ai lubbing dah stir-frye!
nomnomnommph nomnomnommity *BURPEE* ooo
skuze mii
*waves bai bai to leeza-b* Have teh fun sippy-ing an spitty-ing! Me, I go cook teh stirfry to go wif teh rice ai wuz maekin (or wzu taht sumwere else I wuz maekin ryce?????)
bai giuz.. see u tomorroes..
*whispers to ZF*
gess we’ll haz to sit in teh smoking seckshu for a while if we wants to play wif 4.5 kittehs… at leest til she cools down!
Maybe wii getz her some ob Tribble’s
8) s, to gard her u noe…
Ai resembles taht remark
Leeza-b, u haz to leeve ursef? How u do dat?
iz it deh out uv body egg spear ee entz??
Whyl u iz gone, hoo iz going to b ursef?
{{{cweenie mj}}}} Hai, Ai wuz teez da uvvur dai. hoap yu dint fink ai wuz sho pointyendz. Se yu iz stil trabul in Orgon. Iz grene dere, nawt brown leik N!ip sez in Texas nd getz dat wai in Clfrnya ina sumur tu.
Oh Hai, Gma wif deh grinshuz.
I wuz not fingking u showing deh pointee endz.
I wuz just splaining.
Duz u going to b in Orygun dis summer? I wud lub 2 meeting u.
{{{{gwgs}}}}
halp halp ah’m bein’ opprezzd!!!!!!1
Ohai, OKS– I iz one ob deze two! (gotz bruvverz who iz ornj but nawt poyznows..)
zf!!! Fyn-lee sumwon dat noze orangekittehs not be awl poyznuss… mah liddel boi iz teh big sweetie-pi. I woodnt no whut to do wif 2 of dem…
Wiff a trajedee ub DIS magnitude, wee bee HEERing teh violins!
Liek, u meen, teh sweek sweek sweek sweek frum Sye Ko???
@@@@@!!!1!
fanks 4.5
coyly
HALP HALP, I’z being repressed! u saw dat, u saw hims repressing me!
Monty Python lolcat ftw.
kittehbrij ober the riber quaiy
ohai zauberflote fancee meeting u heer!
we haz a TY!
whut shud we gets to cellabrayte??
maybee a fyre extingwuisher to put out 4.5 kittehs on the last thred?
O, datz berree gud! An ob corse, wif teh fyre eckstmdgjhbsd…..thingy, comz teh fyremen, rite
Uhoh! Heer cumz mai bff LCB rite bhiend da fyrmanz. She nebbur mis a trik.
Wut she gonna burgl tihs tyme?
ai think we mite be missing sum fyremens verry soon….
Bleeve me, I gotz extraz!!! I libs juss daon teh street frum teh fyre staashun! Srsly!
Company 12, dey’s srsly gud luulin, an ai already (IRL eben) had tehm to mai haus when kteeh-teen tripped an put his paw thru a window. Pleh- mush blud! Gess wut? GPS on 911 callz reelee werks!
C srsly gud luukkkin an kitteh teen. Cant spell todai!!!!!
Wii not needing deh gud spellingz heer.
Wii komunikate bai deh sykotikz konnexshunz.
Oar, az mai boi usted 2 say:
I can reed ur mind. I’m sykadelik.
ROFL!!!!!
“sykadelic” *snerk* blass form teh pass.
Ober de ribber Cry.
kitteh chiropractic
Mooo-ooom! Come see what came out of the water tap!!!!!!!
Mrs. Slocombe’s kitteh’s in the cawfee pawt agin
Plz to tell ol ignoraamuss heer, what’s teh ref?
Are You Being Served?, a British sitcom from the 80s. A little racy and a lot hilarious. Mrs. Slocombe had a “pussy” named Tiddles. In one episode, the cat was preggers. Mrs. S. brought it to Grace Bros. so it wouldn’t have to give birth at home, and the maintenance man sneaked it up to the sales floor hidden in a coffee urn.
Fank yew Cottlestonpi! I *new* I new taht name frum somewhere! Nebber saw taht episode tho.
It’s one of my favorites, especially the scene where Mrs. Slocombe and Miss Brahms are sitting at the cafeteria table discussing Tiddles’ pregnancy, then the men show up and they miss the part about the cat, so they all think Mrs. Slocombe is pregnant.
Wen Ai taeks teh lift at werk Ai awlwasi wonts to resyt tihs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P6r6-gZYkI
Plz mommy Ayl do anythiiiiiiiing!
Ayl eben kleen may room!
Nuuuuoooooohhhhhhhh!!!!!!1!!!!!!elbenty!!!!!!!!
Aiz gonna shrink!!!! Ai noe wantz to be babee kitteh agin!!!!!
Mai pointee endz — ai will show u dem as soon as teh evil baffwaddur is gone!!!
kitteh lolreddy uzin poyntee enz tu maek baffwater turn orf!
Hoo wud du sush a fing tu a pore liddul kitteh-fing? iz owtrajus! nd just plane mene.
gma, u iz treddin danjerowsly close to troll territoree…….tee hee……
Oh, fink wun hab tu uze de BOLD. huh! cant fined dat fing tu du it. oar talikz oar kulorz. Ratzlefratz! Srsly, nebbur gabe a baf sept wen lawng tiem ago kitteh hab de berry bad dyria nd cudnt clene self fast enuf b4 moar . pore babeh.
Ohai GWGS: furr talikz, use a lower-case letter i inbetween “less than” and “greater than” sines to start, and /i inbetween “less than” and “greater than” sines to end.
Saem fing furr bold, onlee wif lower-case letter b.
Haz teh funn!
Ebberywun — LCB has ANUDDER lolcat on teh voting page. Go vote!!! It maed meh laff befoar ai eben saw it wuz frum LCB.
Ai favoriteded it.
Woohoo! Yay LCB!!!!
Bai guise!
Bai ZB! It wuz teh funn plaing wif u!
ai luk but nawt fined . Nede sum pikshur lukkin lessinz. :blush:
Naawt dun wif da emo lessinz evur.
:
oops
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only ob corse line em all up in a row, no spaces
Furr blush, trai : oops :
Butt close up teh spaces.
tee hee! Ohai 4.5, Iz goin ober tew teh noo one– see u there!?
*SPITTT HISSSSSS GRAUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SLAISSSSSSSSSSSSSS AN DAISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
KUNG FU KITTEH TAIKS RIIVINJ AWN MONSTRUSSS HOOMAN
Hun, didn’t we intallz a Moen faucet? This seemz to be a ‘moanin’.
Teh waddur — it huuuuuuttttttzzzzzzz usssssssssssss!
Dat shud hab sum “r’s” innit.
….huuuuuurrrrrrrrrttttttzzzzzzz
it’s all teh same heah.
O Hai, Kafleen! Ai haz mist yew! Ai hoep ebberyfing is going well an dat dere aer plenny ob parfays fer awl!
Im goin to teh bookstore wiff my boy and wee is gunna get Jamba Joozez..
next bess ting.
“De hoomans say ur lub be unpossuble! But ai luv u Mr.Tap! I lub u!”
Alternet captishun.
“The lolcat version of Romeo&Juliet failed to make an impact. For some reason the audience failed to identify themselves emotionally with the house Tapulet characters”
“Noooo U kant do dis, I ar porus”
Scardy kitteh avoyds hiz baff.
label also sez
“Do nat wring r twist.”
Hyooman obveeuslee didnt readz teh manyual.
DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!!
Kitteh bees ttemptyng tu xcaipe frum baff bye”
1. Tryeing tu skweez herseylfe iynto fawcett adn throo plumbyng;
(Wen her fines aowt taht doan wurk, her wil:)
2. Endehvure tu mptee bafftub bye pullyng drayneplug aowt
oar
3. Throawing gnormus kitteh fitt $#@*&**##!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT WANT
Please forgive the human speak – my human has been teaching me, and I like to practise.
I have a request: humans – stop washing your cats. It disrupts the natural balance of oils in our fur and actually makes us greasier, and even ill. It is only sensible to bathe your cat if he or she is actually covered in a substance which, if licked off, will poison him or her. We cats have the best washing habits known to nature: stop disrupting them!
thank you! finally someone who realizes washing cats is rediculous! i also think people do it just to see kitty squirm, so mean, actually abusive
Only necessary when all other methods of flea relief exhausted… uggg!
BTW ur pic just made front page of cnn.com!
ICHC FTW
I have asked 5 vets now in two different cites, and it’s fine to bath cats. They need it. In fact, if you have allergies, you can own a cat if you do it ..properly
DIE MYTH DIE
i have had cats my whole life, indoor ones who are not exposed to other animals or anything icky outside. and unless they get into some nasty chemical, they have their own cleaning system and don’t need to be washed! get a dog if you need something to clean
Ive never given any of my cats baths, they never need them. Bathing cats is just unnecessary.
sometimes kittah needs bath. like when they become all stinkys. there are more humane ways of doing it though. there are cat bathing wipes that you dont need water for, just heat up and wipe the butt! even veterinarians wash kittahs. even elderly kittahs that poo everywhere cause they scurred. =( sad face.