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No! U go chek! Manual sez “Self-Kleening”

im kleen. i rly am.

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: binks

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  1. leeza-b says:

    now we sees the voilins inherent in the system!!

  2. zauberflote says:

    kittehbrij ober the riber quaiy

  3. zauberflote says:

    kitteh chiropractic

  4. zauberflote says:

    Mooo-ooom! Come see what came out of the water tap!!!!!!! 8O

    • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

      Mrs. Slocombe’s kitteh’s in the cawfee pawt agin

      • zauberflote says:

        Plz to tell ol ignoraamuss heer, what’s teh ref? :oops:

        • CottlestonPie says:

          Are You Being Served?, a British sitcom from the 80s. A little racy and a lot hilarious. Mrs. Slocombe had a “pussy” named Tiddles. In one episode, the cat was preggers. Mrs. S. brought it to Grace Bros. so it wouldn’t have to give birth at home, and the maintenance man sneaked it up to the sales floor hidden in a coffee urn.

  5. naitkat says:

    Plz mommy Ayl do anythiiiiiiiing!

    Ayl eben kleen may room!

  6. nightshayde says:

    Nuuuuoooooohhhhhhhh!!!!!!1!!!!!!elbenty!!!!!!!!
    Aiz gonna shrink!!!! Ai noe wantz to be babee kitteh agin!!!!!

  7. nightshayde says:

    Mai pointee endz — ai will show u dem as soon as teh evil baffwaddur is gone!!!

  8. gmawairsgreneshuz says:

    Hoo wud du sush a fing tu a pore liddul kitteh-fing? iz owtrajus! nd just plane mene. :roll:

    • zauberflote says:

      gma, u iz treddin danjerowsly close to troll territoree…….tee hee……

      • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

        Oh, fink wun hab tu uze de BOLD. huh! cant fined dat fing tu du it. oar talikz oar kulorz. Ratzlefratz! Srsly, nebbur gabe a baf sept wen lawng tiem ago kitteh hab de berry bad dyria nd cudnt clene self fast enuf b4 moar . pore babeh. :sad:

        • 4½ Kittehs says:

          Ohai GWGS: furr talikz, use a lower-case letter i inbetween “less than” and “greater than” sines to start, and /i inbetween “less than” and “greater than” sines to end.

          Saem fing furr bold, onlee wif lower-case letter b.

          Haz teh funn!

  9. nightshayde says:

    Ebberywun — LCB has ANUDDER lolcat on teh voting page. Go vote!!! It maed meh laff befoar ai eben saw it wuz frum LCB.
    Ai favoriteded it. :lol:

  10. jmuhj says:

    *SPITTT HISSSSSS GRAUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SLAISSSSSSSSSSSSSS AN DAISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

    KUNG FU KITTEH TAIKS RIIVINJ AWN MONSTRUSSS HOOMAN

  11. Shaungrl says:

    Hun, didn’t we intallz a Moen faucet? This seemz to be a ‘moanin’.

  12. nightshayde says:

    Teh waddur — it huuuuuuttttttzzzzzzz usssssssssssss!

  13. fiendishrabbit says:

    “De hoomans say ur lub be unpossuble! But ai luv u Mr.Tap! I lub u!”

  14. fiendishrabbit says:

    Alternet captishun.

    “The lolcat version of Romeo&Juliet failed to make an impact. For some reason the audience failed to identify themselves emotionally with the house Tapulet characters”

  15. The Crapture says:

    “Noooo U kant do dis, I ar porus”

  16. Eric says:

    Scardy kitteh avoyds hiz baff.

  17. catalogical humor says:

    label also sez

    “Do nat wring r twist.”

  18. Eric says:

    Hyooman obveeuslee didnt readz teh manyual.

  19. Bloostokking says:

    DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!!

  20. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Kitteh bees ttemptyng tu xcaipe frum baff bye”

    1. Tryeing tu skweez herseylfe iynto fawcett adn throo plumbyng;

    (Wen her fines aowt taht doan wurk, her wil:)

    2. Endehvure tu mptee bafftub bye pullyng drayneplug aowt
    oar

    3. Throawing gnormus kitteh fitt $#@*&**##!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

  21. Pugiron says:

    DO NOT WANT

  22. Roger That says:

    Please forgive the human speak – my human has been teaching me, and I like to practise.

    I have a request: humans – stop washing your cats. It disrupts the natural balance of oils in our fur and actually makes us greasier, and even ill. It is only sensible to bathe your cat if he or she is actually covered in a substance which, if licked off, will poison him or her. We cats have the best washing habits known to nature: stop disrupting them!

  23. Jamie says:

    BTW ur pic just made front page of cnn.com!
    ICHC FTW

  24. Catually... says:

    I have asked 5 vets now in two different cites, and it’s fine to bath cats. They need it. In fact, if you have allergies, you can own a cat if you do it ..properly

    DIE MYTH DIE

    • nina says:

      i have had cats my whole life, indoor ones who are not exposed to other animals or anything icky outside. and unless they get into some nasty chemical, they have their own cleaning system and don’t need to be washed! get a dog if you need something to clean

  25. CMG says:

    Ive never given any of my cats baths, they never need them. Bathing cats is just unnecessary.

  26. heather says:

    sometimes kittah needs bath. like when they become all stinkys. there are more humane ways of doing it though. there are cat bathing wipes that you dont need water for, just heat up and wipe the butt! even veterinarians wash kittahs. even elderly kittahs that poo everywhere cause they scurred. =( sad face.


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