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No! U go chek! Manual sez “Self-Kleening”
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No! U go chek! Manual sez “Self-Kleening”
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Wao!!! Conga-rats on ur tye, leeza-b adn zauberflote!!! There iz still lots ob hawt chawklit wif kahlua on teh last fred, oar wud u preferring teh martoonis?
4.5, fankz!! Leeza-b an mii iz puttin u owt wif teh fyre extingwjkdfgh ,,, putter-owterz, an teh fyremenz iz heer two!! Woohoo! I takez hawt chawklit, hold teh Kahahluluha. Man I cant spell fur skwat todai!
LOLZ! Sinse wen duz teh spellin mattur heer??
Cmon, u noez taht it taeks xtra enerjee to do thsi stuff! An tehn wen I talks to Mr Z, ai talks lolspeek, an wehn I typez teh emailz, I types lolspeek. It r a croowell whird, I tell yew!
ai thot it was a crossed stich whirled!
cud it b deh needul poynt wurld?
Oar deh poyntee endz wurld?
Yah, poyntee enz fur nitting! “What’s that fer, Mommy?” “Cat’s fur for kitten’s mittenz!”
Oh mai CC, ai hasn’t hurd taht wun in a bajillion yeers! Mai momcat ewest to sai taht! “Cats fer to maek kittens’ mittens!”
Ai hurd it “kittens’ britchez”
Mee tew! An mai mama herd taht frum HER mama!
Smokked, I finkz! Or mehbee nittinged?
or mebbee eben a tatted werld!
blaim it on teh croshay!
Makramay, ai finkso.
Id ruther ♪♫
Blaim it on deh bossa nova wif its majic spell.
Blaim it on deh bossa nova dat he did so well.
Oh, it awl began wif jus wun liddul dans
But den it ended up a big rowmans
Blaim it on deh bossa nova — deh dance of luve.
Leeza-b, combathulashunz on tawpspot nawt sekkind! U is havin a “driveby commentin”?? Where iz aneebudde else??????
ai duzzent know! maybee they it eeting dinnerz.
ai haz to leeve myself to go to a wine tasting. so ai gess it iz kinduva driveby commint!
fanks and fanks 4.5 DK, I see u has put owt the flames… ai haz time fur one martoonie I think I will has a mango martoonis if itz ok!
Wun birjin martooni adn wun mangoe martooni cummin rite up!
Oops! *fliks ashes owt ob leeza’s martooni*
Sowree zauberflote! U sedded hawt chawklit. Heer u goes.
*takes zuberflote’s martooni, adds bodka n starts sipping.*
Hold teh ashez!!!! Do. Not. Want. !
Fanks fur teh hawt chowklit!! *sip* YUM!!!
“zuberflote”
Gud wun! U gotz to uze taht smiley I allus wanted to uze!
Ai liek these, 2: :surprise:
Um, dew u habbing extra stir-frye n stikky riec, bai annee chanec?
K, ai trying again
::o:
Arrgghh!
4.5, cmon ober fur teh stirfry an (nawt)stikky rise! Nuffin speshul, but I liekz it!
Y fankoo! Ai lubbing dah stir-frye!
nomnomnommph nomnomnommity *BURPEE* ooo
skuze mii
*waves bai bai to leeza-b* Have teh fun sippy-ing an spitty-ing! Me, I go cook teh stirfry to go wif teh rice ai wuz maekin (or wzu taht sumwere else I wuz maekin ryce?????)
bai giuz.. see u tomorroes..
*whispers to ZF*
gess we’ll haz to sit in teh smoking seckshu for a while if we wants to play wif 4.5 kittehs… at leest til she cools down!
Maybe wii getz her some ob Tribble’s
s, to gard her u noe…
Ai resembles taht remark
Leeza-b, u haz to leeve ursef? How u do dat?
iz it deh out uv body egg spear ee entz??
Whyl u iz gone, hoo iz going to b ursef?
{{{cweenie mj}}}} Hai, Ai wuz teez da uvvur dai. hoap yu dint fink ai wuz sho pointyendz. Se yu iz stil trabul in Orgon. Iz grene dere, nawt brown leik N!ip sez in Texas nd getz dat wai in Clfrnya ina sumur tu.
Oh Hai, Gma wif deh grinshuz.
I wuz not fingking u showing deh pointee endz.
I wuz just splaining.
Duz u going to b in Orygun dis summer? I wud lub 2 meeting u.
{{{{gwgs}}}}
halp halp ah’m bein’ opprezzd!!!!!!1
Ohai, OKS– I iz one ob deze two! (gotz bruvverz who iz ornj but nawt poyznows..)
zf!!! Fyn-lee sumwon dat noze orangekittehs not be awl poyznuss… mah liddel boi iz teh big sweetie-pi. I woodnt no whut to do wif 2 of dem…
Wiff a trajedee ub DIS magnitude, wee bee HEERing teh violins!
Liek, u meen, teh sweek sweek sweek sweek frum Sye Ko???
@@@@@!!!1!
fanks 4.5
coyly
HALP HALP, I’z being repressed! u saw dat, u saw hims repressing me!
Monty Python lolcat ftw.
kittehbrij ober the riber quaiy
ohai zauberflote fancee meeting u heer!
we haz a TY!
whut shud we gets to cellabrayte??
maybee a fyre extingwuisher to put out 4.5 kittehs on the last thred?
O, datz berree gud! An ob corse, wif teh fyre eckstmdgjhbsd…..thingy, comz teh fyremen, rite
Uhoh! Heer cumz mai bff LCB rite bhiend da fyrmanz. She nebbur mis a trik.
Wut she gonna burgl tihs tyme?
ai think we mite be missing sum fyremens verry soon….
Bleeve me, I gotz extraz!!! I libs juss daon teh street frum teh fyre staashun! Srsly!
Company 12, dey’s srsly gud luulin, an ai already (IRL eben) had tehm to mai haus when kteeh-teen tripped an put his paw thru a window. Pleh- mush blud! Gess wut? GPS on 911 callz reelee werks!
C srsly gud luukkkin an kitteh teen. Cant spell todai!!!!!
Wii not needing deh gud spellingz heer.
Wii komunikate bai deh sykotikz konnexshunz.
Oar, az mai boi usted 2 say:
I can reed ur mind. I’m sykadelik.
ROFL!!!!!
“sykadelic” *snerk* blass form teh pass.
Ober de ribber Cry.
kitteh chiropractic
Mooo-ooom! Come see what came out of the water tap!!!!!!!
Mrs. Slocombe’s kitteh’s in the cawfee pawt agin
Plz to tell ol ignoraamuss heer, what’s teh ref?