IttiBittiKittiCommittee presents:
IttiBittiKittiCommittee presents: ICHC: THE MUSICAL!
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The Three Tenors!
Catarotti, Placicat Domingo, and Jose Catrerras
And Maus scores his first hat-trick!
Maus!
U sedded a bad wurd!
Oh, Maus, I sooo glad u sed 3 tenurz!!! I furgib u fur sayin bad word
Hat thrikk berree eggzyeting! Congrat-ululashuns! (Mai ululatin kittehz, let me show u them… 
ohai Zauberflote!
how iz u todai? did u get all rested up this weekend frum the excessive bakings u had to do Fridai?
Yup! Iz awlll restid up an reddee for teh neks birfdai, who I havin a seenyor moment abowt who, but I noez it’s Caturdai….
Tribble?
Cud be, summbuddee needz to halp owt mai memoree, let me NAWT showe it to u!
yup, I thinks it is Tribble.. but I will haz to say happie burfdai on Fridai, since i don’t use the intertubes on Caturday. Tribble’s bday.. there mite be anuther race!!
Yup, Tribble. Wuz onna “Why no one come to mai party” fred.
Does u set ur hat on fire and throw it up in teh air and then catch it while doin’ a summersalt?
Nope. I steals yer hat.
*snatches hat*
An den I runs away………
*slo, sad hed shake*
When will they ever learn?
Exploding dye packet goes *SPLOTCH* in 3-2-1…
*SPLOTCH*
Eewwwww! Wut is dat stuffs? Its not dye…
Oh noes! It’s Ultra Fast Setting SUPERGLUE!
HALP!
Oh, silleh me. Did I get those mixted up AGAIN?
Who’s on CCC dooty today? Is there any solvent left?
*puff puff*
Sorry, chezpeeps! I wuz out getting gushfiud foar maiself!
~shakes solvent can~ nawt much left, but heer yu go!
~hands solvent over~
Wait! Did u get that can of solvent from teh shelf marked “LCB’s Stuff”? U better hand it to me so I can disarm teh exploding dy–*SPLORTCH*
Whoopsie.
At least that one reely had teh dyes in it. And what a lovely culler
it is on u, too, LyP.
oops.
~brushes off dye, but succeeds only in spreading it around~
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Wow! It is beyootiful! Hao did yu know I was an autumn?
I has teh ESP. Eggstraordinary Splortching Paint.
Teh best tekna- techno- stuff made by engineers:
lolcatburglar has it!
~hands solvent u lolcatburglar~
I shud hav known tu check teh label!
~luks at Maus’s hands and hat~
Wall, that is a verry fyne hat, Maus. But I thinks lolcatburglar’s luv foar hats has outwayed yur desire foar teh hat trick.
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~rummages around teh secret drawer in teh CCC~
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Hay! Heer oar sum old tyes… wud that suffyce?
oops. nao awl teh old tyes hav dye awn them, too!
Sum, not so grate akshully.
I had sum solv-ent, but I yoozd it awl on Tanga.com puzzles…. an Sud-OH-coo! Mebbe sum nayl polish remoovr? R a haksaw?
We might has to make our own solvent wif ingreedients on hand.
*rummages in cubpoard* Lessee… We has
Arsenic
Boysenberry Syrups
Candy leftover from Holloweens
D…
Dawg hare
Ephalant poop
Fancee musturd
G…
Diluted splort dye
Eggstraordinary splortching paint
Fabulous powdered kyoot
G…
dog biskits
Elementairy partickle
Freshly maed choklit caek
G…
Sorry 4.5k, yu wun, and I go tu next…
Grapefroot pointy ends
Harble clog remoover
Inky pet dander
J…
Grayt big purpul dragunz (oops, wayt…iz just lcb!)
Hunnee
Icing foar cayks
K…
distilled waters (frozen into little cyoobs)
ethanol (sez right here, ageded in oak barrels, so must be gud)
froot jooces (to goes wif teh ethanols and teh frozen waters)
g…
wooooah. yew guyz is fast !!
Kittehfloof
Lolcat arkyvez
Mousee tailz
Northway pavement (where’d taht wun come frum??)
Olibz
P…
Punz Prezerbd in Papaya Pulp
Quiche
Rotten tomatoez (bebbereebuddee noez dat’s gud solbent…
S…
Spunjes
Tew menny fings
Uvver fings (mai creeativity. let mee shoz yu it)
Verri taystee shuger
W…
stinkee feets
towels (but not $100 towels)
umberellols
lol, ai readed “stinkee farts”
Tehy may bee fast, PdB, but ai think wee can awl see where yoo were going wif yur as usual ded awn thinking!!! We’ll awl bee joing yur commint after
we’r dun, a’m shure!!
amoast teh same thing!
wii play
Xylopwnz
Yogurt of indeterminite originz
Zero solventz left there, LCB.
Fabulous powdered kyoot? I can has???
yu furgotted K, adn ai kant finz ov enny…
Junk fud
K…
Limunz
Mowse fud (foar pet mowseez)
Nawt goggie fud
Orinjes (nawt poyzun)
P…
SOLBENT!!! Aha, Iz found it!!!!!!!
Tanqueray
Unopened gushifud
Valubul jewelree
W…
Wadder frum teh Zambezi Ribber
Xtreemlee slipperee snaek oil
Y…
*gasp*
u has W and u did not say whippy creem????
I tried to say but werdpress eeted it:
whippy creem
xtra large 50’s baffing caps
YNGs
Yalloe nabanananaz
Zzzzzzzzz’s (u gotz to sleep wyle teh solbent werks)
Ohai leeza-b, I gess mai mind nawt on wippy creem, how mbare-assing!
U noe, I went past teh NB tish mornin, an teh YNG wuz werkin awn a HYOOJ piel ob iyrnin– wut dedikashun!
Iz becus ai eatinged it alll.
u haz eeted all of that whippy creem?
That cud be dangerus… cuz u know most of teh whippy creem is ackshully not teh creem but the whip… GAS, in uthur werds.
ATTENSHUN: PLEASE TO NAWT BE LITING ENNY MATCHES OR MAKING FYRES OF ENNY SORT AROWND 4.5 KITTEHS FOR THE NEXT 4 THREDS. SHE SHUD BE SAFE BY TOMORROE AFTERNOONZ.
Hmmm: iyrnin, YNG, matches, fyres, fyremens…
NAO HEER TIHS - Plz ignoar leeza’s warning abuv. It R PERFECTLEE SAEF to lite matches oar set fyres arown mii.
kthxbai
ok… if u is gonna set caushun to teh wind….
*scrach*
**FWOOOMP**
Uh…. HALP????
**touchez up lippystik, wayts**
*rayses hed weeklee frum grownd*
Izzat a syren ai heer?
hmph! they needz to hurrie… the heat yer givvin off is makin me swetty and my hares r startin to curl..
(u did rap up in that flame resisitistent underwares, didn’t u 4.5 kitteh???)
*wispurrs* Wut u fink? Ai were a gurl guyde, u noes!
Hay! Ai found a hole drawer of K stuff!
Kebobs of kale and kyoot
Kumquat and kollard kompote
Ketchup and kiwi korba
Hmmm. I wonders whare o whare u might have buyed all those K things. Some sort of speshul mart, I’m guessing.
mebbe so! That wud maek everything so eazee!
Having a store named wiv a letter that onlee sold things that started with that letter.
~looks around foar Maus~
Does Maus need this noo solvent? It seems verry powerful yet kwite frendly tu skin and such.
um, u prolly shudda shaved off teh twirley mustash before u gotted all that gloo on yr face..
ooo… shaved off mustash and haksaw in teh same thred!
Maus! bee careful foar yur wiskrs!
dat wud bee a gud hat trik, LCB!
Corn cat u la shuns Maus on yer nawt secund. Bery witty as usaul.
Inna few minutes, it will be tiem fer the PBS Plehje Braek…
*sigh* Ai poastinged a linkee to teh free tenures singing “O sole meow”, butt itz nawt showing up yet. Itz be
http://www.broadcastyoutube.com/watch?v=qW3zHEtL0T4