IttiBittiKittiCommittee presents:
IttiBittiKittiCommittee presents: ICHC: THE MUSICAL!
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The Three Tenors!
Catarotti, Placicat Domingo, and Jose Catrerras
And Maus scores his first hat-trick!
Maus!
U sedded a bad wurd!
Oh, Maus, I sooo glad u sed 3 tenurz!!! I furgib u fur sayin bad word
Hat thrikk berree eggzyeting! Congrat-ululashuns! (Mai ululatin kittehz, let me show u them…)
ohai Zauberflote!
how iz u todai? did u get all rested up this weekend frum the excessive bakings u had to do Fridai?
Yup! Iz awlll restid up an reddee for teh neks birfdai, who I havin a seenyor moment abowt who, but I noez it’s Caturdai….
Tribble?
Cud be, summbuddee needz to halp owt mai memoree, let me NAWT showe it to u!
yup, I thinks it is Tribble.. but I will haz to say happie burfdai on Fridai, since i don’t use the intertubes on Caturday. Tribble’s bday.. there mite be anuther race!!
Yup, Tribble. Wuz onna “Why no one come to mai party” fred.
Does u set ur hat on fire and throw it up in teh air and then catch it while doin’ a summersalt?
Nope. I steals yer hat.
*snatches hat*
An den I runs away………
*slo, sad hed shake*
When will they ever learn?
Exploding dye packet goes *SPLOTCH* in 3-2-1…
*SPLOTCH*
Eewwwww! Wut is dat stuffs? Its not dye…
Oh noes! It’s Ultra Fast Setting SUPERGLUE!
HALP!
Oh, silleh me. Did I get those mixted up AGAIN?
Who’s on CCC dooty today? Is there any solvent left?
*puff puff*
Sorry, chezpeeps! I wuz out getting gushfiud foar maiself!
~shakes solvent can~ nawt much left, but heer yu go!
~hands solvent over~
Wait! Did u get that can of solvent from teh shelf marked “LCB’s Stuff”? U better hand it to me so I can disarm teh exploding dy–*SPLORTCH*
Whoopsie.
At least that one reely had teh dyes in it. And what a lovely culler
it is on u, too, LyP.
oops.
~brushes off dye, but succeeds only in spreading it around~
.
Wow! It is beyootiful! Hao did yu know I was an autumn?
I has teh ESP. Eggstraordinary Splortching Paint.
Teh best tekna- techno- stuff made by engineers:
lolcatburglar has it!
~hands solvent u lolcatburglar~
I shud hav known tu check teh label!
~luks at Maus’s hands and hat~
Wall, that is a verry fyne hat, Maus. But I thinks lolcatburglar’s luv foar hats has outwayed yur desire foar teh hat trick.
.
~rummages around teh secret drawer in teh CCC~
.
Hay! Heer oar sum old tyes… wud that suffyce?
oops. nao awl teh old tyes hav dye awn them, too!
Sum, not so grate akshully.
I had sum solv-ent, but I yoozd it awl on Tanga.com puzzles…. an Sud-OH-coo! Mebbe sum nayl polish remoovr? R a haksaw?
We might has to make our own solvent wif ingreedients on hand.
*rummages in cubpoard* Lessee… We has
Arsenic
Boysenberry Syrups
Candy leftover from Holloweens
D…
Dawg hare
Ephalant poop
Fancee musturd
G…
Diluted splort dye
Eggstraordinary splortching paint
Fabulous powdered kyoot
G…
dog biskits
Elementairy partickle
Freshly maed choklit caek
G…
Sorry 4.5k, yu wun, and I go tu next…
Grapefroot pointy ends
Harble clog remoover
Inky pet dander
J…
Grayt big purpul dragunz (oops, wayt…iz just lcb!)
Hunnee
Icing foar cayks
K…
distilled waters (frozen into little cyoobs)
ethanol (sez right here, ageded in oak barrels, so must be gud)
froot jooces (to goes wif teh ethanols and teh frozen waters)
g…
wooooah. yew guyz is fast !!
Kittehfloof
Lolcat arkyvez
Mousee tailz
Northway pavement (where’d taht wun come frum??)
Olibz
P…
Punz Prezerbd in Papaya Pulp
Quiche
Rotten tomatoez (bebbereebuddee noez dat’s gud solbent…)
S…
Spunjes
Tew menny fings
Uvver fings (mai creeativity. let mee shoz yu it)
Verri taystee shuger
W…
stinkee feets
towels (but not $100 towels)
umberellols
lol, ai readed “stinkee farts”
Tehy may bee fast, PdB, but ai think wee can awl see where yoo were going wif yur as usual ded awn thinking!!! We’ll awl bee joing yur commint after
we’r dun, a’m shure!!
amoast teh same thing!
wii play
Xylopwnz
Yogurt of indeterminite originz
Zero solventz left there, LCB.
Fabulous powdered kyoot? I can has???
yu furgotted K, adn ai kant finz ov enny…
Junk fud
K…
Limunz
Mowse fud (foar pet mowseez)
Nawt goggie fud
Orinjes (nawt poyzun)
P…
SOLBENT!!! Aha, Iz found it!!!!!!!
Tanqueray
Unopened gushifud
Valubul jewelree
W…
Wadder frum teh Zambezi Ribber
Xtreemlee slipperee snaek oil
Y…
*gasp*
u has W and u did not say whippy creem????
I tried to say but werdpress eeted it:
whippy creem
xtra large 50’s baffing caps
YNGs
Yalloe nabanananaz
Zzzzzzzzz’s (u gotz to sleep wyle teh solbent werks)
Ohai leeza-b, I gess mai mind nawt on wippy creem, how mbare-assing!
U noe, I went past teh NB tish mornin, an teh YNG wuz werkin awn a HYOOJ piel ob iyrnin– wut dedikashun!
Iz becus ai eatinged it alll.
u haz eeted all of that whippy creem?
That cud be dangerus… cuz u know most of teh whippy creem is ackshully not teh creem but the whip… GAS, in uthur werds.
ATTENSHUN: PLEASE TO NAWT BE LITING ENNY MATCHES OR MAKING FYRES OF ENNY SORT AROWND 4.5 KITTEHS FOR THE NEXT 4 THREDS. SHE SHUD BE SAFE BY TOMORROE AFTERNOONZ.
Hmmm: iyrnin, YNG, matches, fyres, fyremens…
NAO HEER TIHS – Plz ignoar leeza’s warning abuv. It R PERFECTLEE SAEF to lite matches oar set fyres arown mii.
kthxbai
ok… if u is gonna set caushun to teh wind….
*scrach*
**FWOOOMP**
Uh…. HALP????
**touchez up lippystik, wayts**
*rayses hed weeklee frum grownd*
Izzat a syren ai heer?
hmph! they needz to hurrie… the heat yer givvin off is makin me swetty and my hares r startin to curl..
(u did rap up in that flame resisitistent underwares, didn’t u 4.5 kitteh???)
*wispurrs* Wut u fink? Ai were a gurl guyde, u noes!
Hay! Ai found a hole drawer of K stuff!
Kebobs of kale and kyoot
Kumquat and kollard kompote
Ketchup and kiwi korba
Hmmm. I wonders whare o whare u might have buyed all those K things. Some sort of speshul mart, I’m guessing.
mebbe so! That wud maek everything so eazee!
Having a store named wiv a letter that onlee sold things that started with that letter.
~looks around foar Maus~
Does Maus need this noo solvent? It seems verry powerful yet kwite frendly tu skin and such.
um, u prolly shudda shaved off teh twirley mustash before u gotted all that gloo on yr face..
ooo… shaved off mustash and haksaw in teh same thred!
Maus! bee careful foar yur wiskrs!
dat wud bee a gud hat trik, LCB!
Corn cat u la shuns Maus on yer nawt secund. Bery witty as usaul.
Inna few minutes, it will be tiem fer the PBS Plehje Braek…
*sigh* Ai poastinged a linkee to teh free tenures singing “O sole meow”, butt itz nawt showing up yet. Itz be
http://www.broadcastyoutube.com/watch?v=qW3zHEtL0T4
Fwee lidl MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAyyds
Form skool!
Pert as a school-girl well can be,
Filled to the brim with girlish glee!
Everything is a source of fun
Nobody’s safe, for we care for none
Life is a joke that’s just begun
Fwee lidl mayds hoo, awl unwairee,
Com form a laydees’ seminairee,
Awl ob tehm cyoot but awlso hayree…!
Hey! No improvising!
)
(But it was VERY funny
(I wuz too bizzy gigloling to respond
)
Ignore teh mowsy one, keeps improvising!
YUM-YUM: Wun lidl kitteh has a burd, Yum-Yum–
PEEP-BO: Tu lidl kittehs in a ten dance com–
PITTI-SING: Fwee lidl kittehs enjoi teh nomnomnom.
THE FWEE: Fwee lidl kittehs so kool!
YUM-YUM: Form fwee lidl kittehs tekwun awai.
PEEP-BO: Tu lidl kittehs remayn, and tehy–
PITTI-SING: Fynd somfink shynee wiv witch to plai–
THE THREE: Fwee lidl kittehs so skool!
*clap clap clap* (muffled soundz of furreee pawz)
*stawmp stawmp stawmp* (muffled soundz of furreee feetz)
BRAVA!!! BRAVISSIMA!!! W000000000T!!!!
We cud DOOO it. We CUD put awn a mewsikal!! Ai will put awm mai thinkng cap!
Ai alreddee know prettee much hao it cud werk.
An – ebreebuddee noes, rite – taht we haz a byootiful theatre tath gibbocat bilt bai teh TY BooTeek. Lukz much laik teh noo wun in London – teh Globe, ai meen.
Whoooo hooo! Thiz cud bee eben moar fun tahn teh RACE!!!!
So R we hyrin teh Glowb or R we gonna out teh sho awn, rite heer in teh Nawty Barn?!
Ambercat, ur lirrikz b berree lolololol! Janet, moozikal is bestest eydeeyah! U needz halp, Iz heer to halp! BUTZ!!!!! No “birchyewall pit, k?
soundz like a grate ideer. in teh wurds of teh immortal Capt. Picard, make it so!
Noe, u canot has Capt. Picard. Iz mien.
LOL!!1 Iff it awnlee were taht eezee!
Ai alwayz wanted a staff – where ai cud just sai – maik it so!!! an nawt hav to werree eneemoar about it!
Ohai Janet, has yu been ober to Cheezfrenz todai? Tidmum and Ai had Ohai tee togeber yesterdai! Ai roted abowt it an put som fotos in teh fotofyl. We had lawts ob fun!
Ai hav indeed bin there, butt ai dint hav enuf tiem to say it. Ai lukked at awl teh pikshurz – what a FUN tiem yoo must have had. Ai SOOOOOOO wanted to be there wif yoo. But it will happen fer shur!!1 An the haatz!! an teh GLUBS!!! Ai wuz jumping up an dawn at teh happiness ov it awl!
*sigh* an such a purtee town.
Tidmum an me has a bet awn for hao lawng Bfor yu is awn a playn ober heer!
Oh – LOL – doo yoo nao!!!
Uhuh! Cowntdaon to JCH4000000000K in 5……..4……………3………….2…………1………….
Gyunt LOLZ!! {{{Ambercat}}}} Yoo rillee crakz mee up!!! ROFL!!
Ohai, me se tu? ware iz pikshurz? Tidmum toled me yu 2 went tu tee but nawt enny detalez cept it wuz fun.:-)
They’re awn teh cheezfrenz site. Yoo blawng, ai think??? If nawt, ai can post teh link Ai alwayz want ebree wun to joyn!!
Fankz , wuznt kwite shur dat’z wut wuz ment . wil go lukking nd den wen Ai cumz bak iz maibe a nu pikshur.
*ignorez teh fiting over Capt Picard up above*
SO hoo is casting this produckshun?
Where duz ai audishun?
Ai haz my moosics and costooms all reddy!!
Ai dont noe yet. Ai can bee teh direktor, unless sumwun else wantz too. In wich cayse ai cud halp. We can has a LOT ov peeple wif theatre eggsperience heer. An CSmall wud ov corse desine the costyooms, an Salleh cud bee her assistent.
But ebreebudee can doo sumthing. Ackhullee – purrhaps ai shud bee collekting teh audishun sheets – oar purrhaps handing tehm out?
Ai dint com prepaerd fur this todai!
um. ai am not a purrfesshunal… but duzzent u pik owt what show ur doing, before u casts it? Or is this a TOTALLY ORIGINUL NEVVER BEFOAR SEEN COMPLETELY NEW AND ALMOAST COPYRITED ICHC PRODUCKSHUN?
Ai thot we mite doo sum re-en-aktminz ov sum ov teh funniest advenchurz.
an ai think ai noe hao it cud bee dun. Juzt rekwirez sum co-ordinating an the putting togeddr ov teh skript!
an yes! LOL!! Nermalee – wun knoez waht sho it iz befoar yoo casts it!
Oh! Oh!
*frantically waves paw in the air*
Can ai be teh cory…..chorey…..can ai maek up danses????
I lubs dansing….WACH!!
*kick bawl change, kick bawl change*
*prep-dubble peer-o-wet*
*land,big kick*
*twisty,turny*
*biiiig jump-land in splitz!*
See?? Ai bet ebbrybuddy heer is prolly a nachural danser, but ai cud providz sum guydanse. Do I get teh job? Pwees?
Ai has costooms left ober froom CATS, ai haz free jellicle catz costooms, mai little hooman grils wored for hooloweenz. yoo cna haz dem for moozicle.
heehee-wen i was a noob outta grad skool, ai werkeded foar a summer at teh costyume shop in NYC hoo maeks(stil!) teh costyooms foar Catz! ai maed sum tayles…nao tehy maek owr munkee costyooms!(ai iz an assissississitant costyoom dessiner foar Wikkid)
am ai too layte to help wif teh costyooms JCH4K?
Ai hopes teh skewlgirls awl has tehr green floofy nikkers awn, is bery important to preserve modesty an prevent rapeanpillijj from teh boysskewl, an awlso nicenwarm.
Mr. Gilburt wud have been very crankee – he nevur liked teh improvizing. But tehn Mr. Gilburt was alwaes very crankee, even tho he was teh funnee writur!
He wud b crankee abowt fingz we did last weekend…Don Alhambra del Bolero sed “And party leaders you might meet, a Barack or a Hillary in every street; Maintaining with no little heat their various opinions!” and teh Duke cald himself “The Duke of Plaza-Toro, Incorporated” insted uv teh Duke blablah Limited. We has 2 do sumfing 2 keep owr awdeeyense lissening!
Yeah! Yay!!! Applaus! apllaus!! applelaus!!! applesauce!!!!!
LOL!!!!
I tink de blak one is a littul off key. Concatsulashuns on nawtfurst! Danse and drinks?
Again, nawt seccund. can’t seem 2 get it rite.
It’s all in the wrist…
Mus hab bery fla…flixa…bendy wrists to go wifs bery bendy brainz.
Janet’s going to luv this wun!
Yesh. My FFL comment was sorta fer her…
Ohhhhh!! Reellee??? Yoo did?? an ai DID laik eet!!!!
Verree much!
O hai, kafleen!!! *gigglolz* Wif a frend laik yoo – ai wil nebber bee afrayd ov enething – oar enewun!!
Ohai, JCH40000K! ai habben seed yuz inna wiul, eethur! ai finks iz just wii iz awn at diffurunt tiemz oar sumfing. hao haz yu ben?
Hai Werdychan!!! Ai’m nermallee heer at leezt at sumtiem in teh dai – butt it seemz ai’ve had a lot to dooo laytlee.
But – ai misses it sumthing feerce when ai cannawt bee heer. An otterwize ai ar veree fine!! thanks.
Aan yoo? Ai ar awn EST – in Meeshigun. We lib rite awn the shorez (awlmost rite) ov the splendiferous Laek Meeshigun. Wif itz byootiful sandee beeches.
Veree prittee heer.
ai shur it iz. heer in west Texeses, awl wii gits foar spring iz durt adn allergins adn durt adn a fyoo flowurs adn durt adn wind adn durt. oh, adn awlso, wii gits sum durt. ebbr seen a brown sky befoar?
ennywae, odder tahn awl teh durt, ebbryfing iz fien heer. ai iz happi, but seepy, az ai posteded awn teh cheezfrenz siet. 
zzzzzZZZZZzzzz
*knock knock knock*
pssst…ycnan…deres a knock @ teh door.
*ycnan ansurrs it*
“Howdee, howdee, howdee!” *Salesmun reemoobs hat in frunt ub
ladee.*
I r salesmun! I has a grate deel furr u!
Wutt cud it bee?
I is sellin sum fine bags of potting soil.
Duss u need enny?
Door slams.
Phone rings.
Shur u doan need no durt?
We getz da brown skyz in Calfurneez tu ina sumurtiem. Wuz warm yestdy but iz klowding tudai so graaness. Spring kined ub peekz owt at us den goze bak. But nawt da freezy snoze kined ub cowld liek meeshgan (nebbur ben dere but grand ottur goze skool dere nd sez it hab to warm up to snoze) brr.
ohai, donkeekafleen!1!! hao awr yu dooin? ai habbent talkeded tew yu foar a wiulz!
Iz been bizzee trying too sell aluminumm siding to brick howses.
ohai, Kafleen1
Howdee.
One on rite haz big tummeee – dat un muzbe Catarotti
Mebbe blak kitteh makes up own kees laike ai du. Laik, A-shop n A-flad in same key.
oooooooooooo solo meoooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
did da glaz break yet?
does it again!
is it live?/
or is it memorykatz?
I love the Mythbusters episode where they set out to see if the human voice can break glass. A classic.
i fink jaime and adam are going to be on csi dis fursdai.
well won ov dem eny wai.
i lubs dem gaiz.
OMG! Hubbee saw da comershul an thot he saw dem! I mist it, but I will watch da show!!
wut was de verdickt?
Wen put throo a speeker sistum wif amplifriar, yes – teh hyoomin voyce kin brake teh glass.
Tehy also had a rok star hu did it wifowt ampeefriur – he singed a falsetto C# at abowt 110 db wif his face right up to teh glass and it smithereenied.
Fun, if yu want a fasefull of glass.
Caruzo waz sippozzed tu be able tu du diz, but maebe juz storee
I tink teh littul rascull on teh left gunna accomplish it.
Juss wun cornetto,
Giv it to meeeeeeeeeee
Deelishus iyscreeem,
form Eetalleee
Teh frooot an choklit dreeeeem
Juss wun cornetto
Form WAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL iyscreeeeeeem!
Mai lak ob reel kulcher, let me sho it to yu!
Ai can haz a Mint choc chip wun plz?
Nom nom nom…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8dbfJN0LpY
wut sweet liddul noses! wut cyoot liddul teefs! wut an amazin EPIGLOTTIS!
Epic epiglottis!
lolz! hai, lbc! ai asooms Esme iz dooin mush bedder nao taht she duzznt habs th conehed ennymoar?
Yep, no moar conehed. We still has to see about teh chemotherapies, but overall she is a much moar betterer kitteh. Her clean but, let her show u it. And she will, weather u wants to see it or not!
BTW: duz yu haz enny moar pikshurz ov maryo? ai iz missin hur
Oh, yes. She sends a few pics just about every day. Bookmark this link and check it oncet or twice every day:
http://www.picasaweb.google.com/lolcatburglar/MaryOInPeru
Oh, the kyootness!!
I did not know kittehs had tonsils….
yew ken see rite down to der navals…
whoo sunk my battelzhip?
Miss Scarlet in teh Libarry wif teh candelstick?
ai’m gunna bai Park Plase&Boardwok frum yuz!
yahtzee!!!!
Jenga!
left fut blu
Yoo sank mai battulship!
Ker-plunk!
Go fish.
why all teh cross werds?
’tis a puzzle-ment!
les go owtsyde nao –
red light! green light!
tag! u are frozen!!
1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10! REDDY OAR NAWT, HEER AI CUM!
Simon sez: Worst vocal performance EVER.
Oh, wait. Rong Simon.
Nevermind.
fankz fur unfreezin meh…
red rover! red rover! let ichc kiettehs come over!
Trippul werd scoer!
Mother may I take 5 steps to snorgle the kittehs?
duk…duk…duk…duk…duk………GOOSE!!!
Twister!
Hey! No fair using yr poyntee ends!
a tisket
a tasket
a kitteh in my basket
BINGLOL!!!
bier pong. I juss lernt about dis gayme frum my son. Hee is gradulating frum kollege necks weak!!! yeahz!!! N E way, heez werking on a short hummerous film for hiz Capstone projekt, an hee wuz tellin mii ’bout a seen heez goin shoot where dere is a party, an I said dey cood play “duck, duck, goose” or musical chares, butt hee sed it wuz a kollege party an dey doan play dose sort ob gaymes N E moar. Moar’s teh pitty.
Uno!
Olly, olly oxen free free free!!!
Coconut ….coconut …..coconut ……CRACK
wun potayder, tu potayder, free potayder for
Wun, bad hoppit!
hobbit? ware?
in mai classrume, som 16 yeers ago – mai claym to faym; let me sho yu it!
ICHC…teh operuh!!1!!111!11!1!!!!
operuh liekurs:YAYZ!!!
operuh hayturs:OH NOES!!1!!1!!1
tree cat nyte?
mama tole not to come
dat aint da way to have fun, sun
dat aint da way to have fun, no!
*splort* *splort* *splort*
Yes — dis wuz in triplicat.
*thud* *thud* *thud*
UH OHES!!!
*sweepa sweepa sweepa*
*sweepa sweepa sweepa*
*sweepa sweepa sweepa*
*pat pat pat*
*pat pat pat*
*pat pat pat*
heers a shwr kap, a 50s bravving kap, adn a CHRG(awl wif drawings awn dem)!
*tuk tuk tuk*
*tuk tuk tuk*
*tuk tuk tuk*
*strap strap strap*
*strap strap strap*
*strap strap strap*
nao, heers free kupsa hawt chokolit adn free blankees, wun bloo, wun green, adn wun hawt pink. adn heers a hole bunched ov choklit ferrets. need anyfing else?
Yieks nightshayde! Whut a hyooj splortings!
*sweep sweep sweepity*
*skoop skoop skoop*
*kerplop teh braynes bak into teh crainal cabitee*
*pat pat patting n tuk tuk alll nies n smoov*
*rummij rummij in teh CCC furr a CHRG(wdoi)*
O, heeres a lubblee 50s bavving cap wif dukkies onnit (cuz iz raining todai)
*tug tug adn SNAP on nies n tite*
U R lukking mitee pael, nightshayde. U bedder hav sum kahlua in ur hawt chawlit, adn seberal possum-shapd chonklits
*splurt splurt teh kahula*
*tuks a softee blu blankee arown nightshayde n tiptoes awai*
ohai, 4.5! luks liek wii bofe halpeded nightshayde wif hur twipul splort. ai finks she iz gunna be otaes wif teh hed, nao!
Ohai charming n smart yung sloof! Wii making a gud teem! Butt no wurd frum nightshayde yet – ai dew hoep seh being ok.
maebee she hazznut waykeneded up yet?
OHAI, NIGHTSHAYDE!!!11! IZZA A BYOOTEEFUL DAY, TEW DAE!!11!1!!
Fank yew boaf bery bery bery muchlee. I iz feeling beddur nao. It tuk a wile, but ai finkz aiz back on trak.
*snugglez in teh blankees & nibblez on teh choklit ferretz & choklit possumz*
I has blankees & choklit aminulz to share if ennywun wantz/needz dem. Teh hawt choklit wif kahlua iz gonna stai awl minez tho.
*cums owt ob kitchen wif tray full ob muggs ob steeming hawt chawlkit, bowl ob wippy creem, shaker ob chawklit sprinklees, cimminum adn HYOOJ boddel ob kahlua*
Cumengeddit!
Oh – 4.5K!!! Yoo browt enuf fur ebreebuddee. Hao veree thotful.
Hmmm – ai’ll hav sum pleez.
Ohai JCH40000000K! Ai donut beleef wii haz meeting faec-to-faec B 4!
*offurs hand shylee* It R a plezure to meeting u!
Adn heer – a mugg of hawt chawklit wif an extree dollup ob kahlua furr u.
Erm, praps taht shud be “splash”? Duz kahlua cumming in dollups?
Shh! Iz teh klaimaktik balled!!
“I maaaayd u a kookee,
But i eeeeted it.
It wuz jest
sekundz avtur
I kompleeeeted it.
Teh doh
lukd sew taytee
Wen I beeeeeeeted it.
Wen it kaym
frum teh uvin,
den I eeeeeeeeted it.”
Epic FTW!!!
Once in every show
There comes a song like this
It starts off soft and low
And ends up with a kiss
Oh where is the song
That goes like this?
A sentimental song
That casts a magic spell
They always hum along
We’ll overact like hell
Where is the song
That goes like this?
Iyl seeng it in ur faec
whiel we bofe embrayse
an den weel chaeng teh keee-EEYYY…
LOL!!1 “keee-EEYYY. . . Oh, Teho!!! Yoo ar jsut awlays so YOOOOOOO!!!!
Nao wii’r in2 E
*ahem*
Dat’s awlfullee hi fer me
But as eberywun can C
Wii shuld haz staid in D
Fer Dis iz Owr Sawng Dat Goze Liek Tihs!
um…wut sawng iz dis? wut iz it frum? itz brillyunt, wutevvr it iz!
iz frum Spamalot, teh moosikul.
i saw it in Lundin, Paliss Theeter, on mai birfdai. fr real.
Ai hope u has teh beeg lottry win, ai wanted to go but teh tikkets wuz GASPOHMAILAWDHOWMUSH?????!!!! So ai did nawt go. *snif*
mid-nyte… nawt a sown frum da payvmint..
Haz da moon lawst her mynd, she smylin alooooooooooone…
In da lamplite, da wivvered leevs collekt et mai feet
An da wiiiiiiiiiiinnnd…. beginz to mone….
*snff snff* *wipe teers away*
Awn mai own purrtendin hez besyde mee,
Awl aloan ai wawk wif himz til morning,
wiffaut him ai feel hiz armz arownd mee
an wehn ai looz mai way ai cloaz mai aiez an he haz fownd mee.
In teh rayn teh pavemint shynez liek silbur,
awl teh lites ar mistee in teh ribber,
in teh darrkness teh treez ar full ov starlite. . .
an awl ai see iz him an mee furebber an furebber.
Butt ai knoe itz awnlee in mai mynd,
taht ai’m tawking to maiself an nawt to him.
*sniff* *snuffle* *sob sob weep weep* *teerz running dawn cheekz*
I finish for you
.
.
And although I know that he is blind
Still I say, there’s a way for us.
.
I love him, but when the night is over
He is gone, the river’s just a river
Without him, the world around me changes
The trees are bare and everywhere the streets are full of strangers
.
I love him, but everyday I’m learning
All my life, I’ve only been pretending
Without me, his world will go on turning
The world is full of happiness that I have never known!
.
I love him, I love him, I love him, but only on my own.
An altho ai noe dat he is blind, still ai say –
dere’s a way fur us.
Ai lub him but wen teh nite is ober,
Himz is gone – teh rivurz jus a rivur.
Wiffowt him, teh wurld arownd me chainjez.
Teh treez aer baer an ebberyware teh streetz aer full ob straynjurs.
Ai lub him, but ebbery day I’m lurning
Awl mai lief I’ve onlee bin pretending!
Wiffowt meh, himz wurld will go on turning –
a wurld datz full ob happeeness dat ai hav neber known!
(drammatik pawz in musik for teh teers).
Ai lub him.
Ai lub him.
Ai lub him – but onlee on mai own.
*fayde to blak*
*sniff* *snuffle* *sniff sniff sniff* *wiep awai teh teerz*
O gewd, nao we haz it in Inglish an Lolspeek, sew evreewun kanz undurstand.
Motown Kitteh Supreems waurm up iyn rehersahl foar HBO Speshul:
“KITTEH KYUOOTNESS TU TEH MAX”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kitteh numbar 1 be doing Witless Hewston impreshun.
Heh heh
I can has tickets?
Gotta be better than “Sweeney Todd”
Depenz if da antagonist bees a mows R a byrd an gets cot, den, BERREE similer!!
Maybe dese are teh Androos Kitsters singin boogie woogee byoogle cat of cumpanee C!
Whut made all tree kittehs yell?
perhaps teh gushifud? Oar a can opener?
Theenk abowt a parfait. Much betta.
bebeh kittehs am tryin to use Ultra Kyoot Freekwinzy to brek thru the CHRG’s and the KPKH’s
wepinz of mass hed splozhun, they has them
Dis is furst picshur dat makes me cum owt of de closet, so to speek. I nawt so gud at lolspeek, but luv dis site, sooo funny, so inteel, intell, ,,,smart people, so funy pps. Is k if I jus llllerk?
ur lolspeak iz grate! Welcum n feel free 2 commint wheneber u like!
Welcum noname!! wii b glad to habbing u heer. ur lolspeek b egg sell ant!!
*taking noname bai deh hand to deh ty-booteek.
Luk around and seeing wut u wud wanting 4 a welkumming gift. Gibbo stawkz
wutteber ur hart desirez, so I’m shur u finding sumfing u like.
.
I gibbing u 1 uv deh 50z bavving capz.
*thinking 2 sef: iz noname boi oar gurl? guess wii go wif neutral decor.
Heerz a orinj 1 wif grin frogz on it. Awlwayz b putting it on wen u kumming
2 ICHC. A chokklit martoonee iz in order 2 I b thinking.
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*pourz 2. putting in a sprig uv deh mintz. handingz 1 2 noname.
*klinkee glasses.
CHEEZ!
Weez verree gladd tu haz yuu; yur commande ov lolspeek is wunnerfull!!!
Stai awyle adn plai & cum bak moar auften.
Caturday ondeh radjoe waz Deh Filly ub de Regiment. AI taut waz gonna be boud yung girl war hawsie, but wasznt. Dizzypointed!
But nau ai haz eerwurm ub guy singin a hole messub high C’s. Den ai trai tu sing um tu, onlee ai cant sing hardlee atawl, so insted ub octive jum, ai jum one node, tu nodes, one ana quarder nodes, tu anna tird noes and su on. Varieddee is bedder, den saem ting oberanober, rite?
Owie! Owie! Owie! Owie!! LOL!!! Nuthing, tho, kwite liek a hole messup high C’s well dun!
Ooh, dat wuz Juan Diego Florez. He wuz teh wunnerful! I hoap sumwun will releece a DVD or CD of dat purrformants!
Wen he duz deh on-core, duz he du deh HOLE ting frum Mes Amis…. – q1uide a marathon – or duz he juz du sekshun datgoez: cC-CEEEEE deh dahhhdodahhdah du daahdah dudah. cC-CEEEE dah dudahdudahdahdudahdu!
He didden do teh on-core on teh brodcats.
Nao…guezz wewerawl hopin…Mebbe taime constraintz.
annybodee else havin dis problem? Since yesturday i ho has voting cheezbrgers anymoar. All gone..not on hoem page or veotng page? did i du someting wrng? I canot see # of voets either? I confus.
Oh Sal – yoo hav been gone fur sum teim. We are hopeing to be getting tehm bak soon, but it haz been WEEKZ since we haz ad them.
An we ar awl mizeruble wiffaut them. Luks bear an nekkid heer.
an we haz no way, cepting saying @@@@@ 5 burgerz to yoo – to let sum wun noe yoo reeliee lied waht they sayed!
There waz a problem wif teh burgerz. An teh grate Burgers In The Skye tell us taht they ar werking awn it. Lettuce hope it will bee soon!
ohai, sal, ware yu bin? we nawt haz da burgurz in 2 oar 3 wekez Da cheezezwuz trai tu fikz fingz cuz so menny ub us hab crashez awl da tiem. maibe dey cumz bak, maibe nawt.
zomg! i is bying tikkets for shur!
Ai will by tikits to dis show. An ai hopez teh snak bar can has cheezburgerz at intermishon.
Now I NOE I am on heer too much!
Dis mornin I wuzz at IHOP (oh, teh happee dawkee!) an looked at menu and IMMEDIATELY recugnized teh font! Dat’s ICHC font! I said too mahself eggsitedlee!
maykes cents 2 mii. Butt didja order yer fuds in lolcat langisch? Dat’z wen eye startz worrying. Dat Beez a silly Donkee, 4 shure!
Myoo, myoo, myoo!
tanks janetcanhas…..Iz glad to kno iz not jus me..Iz haz a big sad tho.I had dem until yeturday…got 4 lolz on voting page..iz so excited..but cannot enjoy cuz do kno how manee votez. too too sad..but happi anywai just to be picked.
Since Iz heer, I ask dum dum kweestun. What duz emo mean..I dont get it? iz not to brite sumteim. Tanks peeoples.
I fink it be short for “Emoshunal” an refurrs to peeple hoo has teh sad or bees moody.
notso dumdum…emo iz shoart 4 eMOshunal, in teh wai menne teenajers an othur mopey peeps can be…lyk “no bunny lieks meh; ah iz so alooooanly; iz no wun in teh HOLE WERLD hoo noes wut I FEEEEELLLS!”
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liek dat…sorta. i mai be amended/corrected soon:
‘Emo’ startd orf as ‘emotif hardcoar.’ was teh moosic jenra startin’ in teh 80s. Den kinda morffed into som naem foar teh angsteh teens.
D:
-poofs
oh,..sorryfurselb, habbinpitteepardee
Harmoneez!
Barbirshawp kittehs’ noo ablum!
Noe—taht wud hab tew bee FOAR kittehs. Free kittehs nawt enuff—standdad kweschunaskeded tew teh kwaurtets iz, “Hao menny peepls aer inn yoor kwartet?” Nuther wun iz, “Aer yoo guise marwied?” Anser too dat wun bee, “Noe, wee juss singin tewgedder!”
In sleepz hee singd 2 meh,
in dreemz he came …
taht voyce what cawlz 2 me and sez mah naym…
Adn do Ai dreem agen?
4 naow ai fyndz
Teh Kitteh ob teh Oprah iz tehre – insyde mah brayms…
Kitteh ob teh Oprah iz insyde mah brayms?!???!?!?
ZOMG! WHAYRZ TEH TINFOYL??? NEED HAT!!!!
da Kitteh of teh Oprah gibz advyz fur selb-improbment.
da Kitteh of teh operah taykes yu daown to Bazesment catz domaynes.
OKOKOK…. Ai R toetully amayzded taht noebuddy haz pasted:
“Haow cuud wee hps tehm payz teh morgidge??
“ZOMG!! Ai noez!! Wee cuud puutz awn a shoew”
“Wee Cuud yuze mah dadz bawrn!!”
“Mah Mawm cuud maeke teh costoomz!!”
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*1940s teen enthoozyeazm ensooz*
@@@@@@@@
for going from ALW to
Judy G & Mickey Rooney
in 2 postz flat.
I shll rememberie
teh Kitteh of Oprah foreber more.
Letz trai sum Sondhiem!!
……………………………”Whut beh taht?”
“Iz meese… trai a liddle meese….
…………………………… iz it enny guud?
Sur, iz 2 gud at lees’
Tehn again tehy noe goez 2 teh nawty barn
Soe, Organic Pharm
……………………………Awful lawt of phat
Ownlee wehre it sat
…………………………… habent joo gawt Jack Deth oar sumfing lyke taht?
Aww joo see teh trubble wif Jack Deth iz taht hee iz reelee
2 sweet….
Stick 2 meese!…
I wants dere noo album.
U mean “IttyBitty Kitteh Committee’s Pritty Ditties”?
The Reviews are in!
5 cheezburgers and a shake sez the palookaville times!
The Lolrus Press gives it 2 bukkits up!
Trashcat is still not amused :p
Bottom Line: See ICHC: The Musical Today!!1
OOOOOHHHH!!!! I CAN PLAY MAH GEETAR DERE!!!!
dee doo dee doo dun dan dee “And we all flowt on okay and we all flowt on alright!”