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I kan heer ur lunch

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I kan heer ur lunch

that akshully mai belleh talkin 2 yoo.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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nightshayde

It sez “Let Meeeeeoooooooooowwwwwt!!!!!!!!1!!!!”

KittiesOlderSister

Eww! Eye thought it wud say “growwll” or sumfing like that. Congrats on not secund!

 
jd

Lunches don’t meow. Dey quack or dey squeek or dey moo or dey cheezburger.

kitkay

I fink nightshade is rightshade—whin dey wann out they say, “me-ouw-t”. dey ushully wood sqeek or sumthing, butt dey speek lolcat to teh kitteh. In vein, alas.

SweetMotherOfMars

Nawt en vein, kitkay… in teh kitteh’z tummay.

Happee nawt sekkund Nightshayde!

kitkay

:-) yeah, i guess yoo iz rite.

 
jd

Der vein explain did mainly on der lane.

 
 
 
kafleen

Or dey stroll right up too you wen u is mindin ur own bidness (srsly! 8-O ) an
jus smack u in teh face an deemand too bee eeten.

Impyoodent foods. Parfaits and waffulls bee teh wurst bowt dat.

SJ

Ai has some choklit in teh frijj rite now dat is callin to me…SJ, SJ, come an eet me, it ses. In a seeduktiv sorta voyce. Bad choklit.

Funny, but teh lettiss neber duz dis.

 
 
 
kitkay

GUIS, Guis….I founded a yiddle ‘possum in my back yard juss now. ’bout 5 inches long. Lookt skart. My old yeller labby wuz lookin’ at him, hee wuz necks 2 teh patio, aktin lyke he beed kornered. Butt my goggie wood nebber hert a sole. I pickt hymn up an putted him inna 20 gallon fish tank (wiff bedding) dat wuz in my attik. I wunner iff he bee hurt. Well, now heez moving around and klimed up to the skreen tawp of the tank. I ‘ll take a piccher ov hymn, and let my hubby C hymn an den let him go in teh field behind my yard. Y he kums up to my haus?

SweetMotherOfMars

Hoep hym momma iz nawt hurt, das a vry tineee guy!
Yew saevd hym frum slobbry kisses!!

 
cweenmj

Oh, wut funz!! Liddul possumz!!
2 bad u can’t b sending himz to Phillipe d’Beaker.
I b heering him b liking deh possumz.

 
kafleen

Yesh, moas annimulls noe wutt beez a babee, an beez gentull wiff it, i finkso.

 
johnson442

Look at this site:
http://www.opossums.org
Tells all about these little guys!

kitkay

w0wzerz! Dat’s an amayzing website! Dat’s sum dedikated peepz hoo noes a lot an cares a lot ’bout our onlee N’ merikan marsoupial…interesting…we hassa wild kare plase juss south ob hear–wildcareoklahoma.org. it’s pritty amayzing, 2. such dedykashun!

wii juss let teh liddle kreechur go. i hopes he beez safe. derz coyotes an such like out back. And my naughty kitteh, Dr. Vijay sneekt out teh door, 2.

(i doan rekomend dat yoo try dis at home—prolly wuznt a gut ideer 2 pick up the wyld critterz. bad habit–I picks up snaykes, 2. Butt naught poysonus wons.)

SweetMotherOfMars

At leest noeboddeez (yew, nor sweetlilpossum) got bited.
Evrboddy winz!

 
Phillipe d'Beaker

ohai kitkay … glad to heer that the possum wuz ok. ai hope he makes it! and thanks to johnson442 for teh linky thing also. very cool website.
.
(yew are right, too, that sumtimes it be an iffy proposishun to pick up teh wild critterz. tehre can be teh legal complycashuns, an sumtimez itz better fer teh critter to be left aouwtdoors. but in teh end iz always a jujment call, and teh jujment based on care is teh bestest we can do. )
.
gud luck to little mr (or ms) possum!

 
 
 
 
 
SillyKittehIsSilly

congradulashuns awn nawt-sekond, nightshade :D

Phillipe d'Beaker

yes, congashulasumuns and wut would you be having for lunch and drinks and celebrashuns?

nightshayde

Fanks! Ai fink mebbe sooshee & a grate big Asahi, plz (if iz nawt inconveenyent). :D

cuckoocat

Ill bring in apples, bananas, and cherries!
any1 get the game we’re playin?

Sum1

An ai kan bring…durian, uhhhh, eggzplant?, an figz?

 
nightshayde

Ai kan bring…
Graepz
Hawt Peppurz
Isescreem
J…

zauberflote

Johnboat to fish frum

Kava caffee

Lemonade an pi

Muenster cheez (fer teh mausieez….)

Nebber-ending chawklit

O…

zauberflote

Ornjez (too eezy, I noe)

Potato chipz!

Quiche (cheetin, uzed taht erlyer todai)

Red (an green) pepper jelly

Sunscreen

T….

zauberflote

Tellicherry pepper

Unripe Qumkwatz

Videogames fer teh kittenz

Water

Xtra marshmelloez

YNG (y nawt!)

Zinfandel!!

SJ

YNG? Sownds like an eggsellent ideah for teh picnic. Make shoor he has awn plenny of sunscreen tho - sunburnt bits, do not want!!!

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cweenmj

OryOz
Pikkulz
Quantiteez uv tee
R..

zauberflote

Romulan Ale

Stikky rice

T….

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Tankards ov ale
Uglee Froot
Vanilla Eyez Cream
W. . .

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cweenmj

Wild blooberry jam
Xtreemlee gud muncheez
Yeller Ise creme
Zillionz uv ants
(u don’t hav 2 bringing tehm 2 picnic–
tey finding dere way ennyhow.)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
nightshayde

Fanks - boaf ob yew!
Ai finks itz akchully teh bebbehs & nawt lunch dat’s sayin dat…

 
Aaron

lunch sez “squeek you SOB”

 
nightshayde

Iz it poor form tew annownce yer own lol on voting page? If itz poor form, ai woant menshun it…. but if iz not poor form — ai haz wun!

cSmall

no! not poor form!
*runs awai to luk*
BRB!

cSmall

vry vry funneh! - iz nao on pg 2 of voatingz
rah Nightshayde!

 
 
cweenmj

*jumpingz up n down wif eggsitementz
Tell mii!! tell mii!!!

nightshayde

Itz: “I thot wii were frendz. *cry*” Black sopping wet kitteh… poor fing!

nightshayde

Fank yew!!!
Ai put in sum udderz — ai keep checkin to see if doze go up, but I’m gessin ai woan be dat luckee.

 
 
gmawairsgreneshuz

ai luuked but dint se, wil trai agen cept sum ol man is lukking at me”wairs mai dinnur?”

gmawairsgreneshuz

Ai se saim liddul kitteh wif difrent cpshun bowt bowndreez tu. Bettur git da ccc redy .

 
 
 
 
 
adam

ur lunch — it has a sound!

kitkay

O dat’s nutthin, wate till yoo here my deener!

 
 
eubie

bet it haz a flavor, 2.

Burnt Eyes

I fink it had a flavr, but nao just haz tummeh assid.

 
kitkay

sounds deelishus!!!
an nootrishus!!

 
 
mysterious

Sounz liek CHEEZBURGER!

Hyla's Brook

Deh cheez on da burger soundz liek CHEDDER!

kitkay

how kin yoo tell—duz teh chedder chadder?
Holy Tawking CHEEZ!! I fink yoo iz rite–
it’s a Chedder—-Git in mah Belley!!!

 
 
 
 
Dark_Sabre

CHEEZBURGER!!!! doesnt match pai tho…

 
Missy

Bebbeh, I feal teh bebbeh kikkin….you wan sum pikkle ies creem?

 
Eric

If teh fud is stil makin soundz in yoar belleh, den chew it bedder nex tiem!!11

 
woozled

Borborygmus… ah heerz u.

SweetMotherOfMars

O-nom-atopoeic! (shud bii -atopoetic IMHO)
… o woozled, tks fur teh linx tew Tinfoil Hat Song… Frum tehre Ai fownd aminay.. anneemae… flash cartuna relaphant tew mai kitteh’z hoemwurk:
http://www.willflashforcash.com/no2id.php
Mai kitteh iz wurkin awn teh US purrdiktamint, but hiz teechur sez, Ingerland link iz gud enuf for teh hole clazz tew sii!!! (((Fanquew muchas!!)))

 
 
 
fifi rockefeller

And he’s asking if he can have his camera back, pretty please?

 
margs

“My bebys
I heer them :)”

 
nismo

resting your head in that belly of floof…that’s what i wanna do.

kitsunerina

yu fergot yer snorkel!

 
 
Daphne Moss