I kan heer ur lunch
I kan heer ur lunch
that akshully mai belleh talkin 2 yoo.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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It sez “Let Meeeeeoooooooooowwwwwt!!!!!!!!1!!!!”
Eww! Eye thought it wud say “growwll” or sumfing like that. Congrats on not secund!
Lunches don’t meow. Dey quack or dey squeek or dey moo or dey cheezburger.
I fink nightshade is rightshade—whin dey wann out they say, “me-ouw-t”. dey ushully wood sqeek or sumthing, butt dey speek lolcat to teh kitteh. In vein, alas.
Nawt en vein, kitkay… in teh kitteh’z tummay.
Happee nawt sekkund Nightshayde!
Der vein explain did mainly on der lane.
Or dey stroll right up too you wen u is mindin ur own bidness (srsly!
) an
jus smack u in teh face an deemand too bee eeten.
Impyoodent foods. Parfaits and waffulls bee teh wurst bowt dat.
Ai has some choklit in teh frijj rite now dat is callin to me…SJ, SJ, come an eet me, it ses. In a seeduktiv sorta voyce. Bad choklit.
Funny, but teh lettiss neber duz dis.
GUIS, Guis….I founded a yiddle ‘possum in my back yard juss now. ’bout 5 inches long. Lookt skart. My old yeller labby wuz lookin’ at him, hee wuz necks 2 teh patio, aktin lyke he beed kornered. Butt my goggie wood nebber hert a sole. I pickt hymn up an putted him inna 20 gallon fish tank (wiff bedding) dat wuz in my attik. I wunner iff he bee hurt. Well, now heez moving around and klimed up to the skreen tawp of the tank. I ‘ll take a piccher ov hymn, and let my hubby C hymn an den let him go in teh field behind my yard. Y he kums up to my haus?
Hoep hym momma iz nawt hurt, das a vry tineee guy!
Yew saevd hym frum slobbry kisses!!
Oh, wut funz!! Liddul possumz!!
2 bad u can’t b sending himz to Phillipe d’Beaker.
I b heering him b liking deh possumz.
Yesh, moas annimulls noe wutt beez a babee, an beez gentull wiff it, i finkso.
Look at this site:
http://www.opossums.org
Tells all about these little guys!
w0wzerz! Dat’s an amayzing website! Dat’s sum dedikated peepz hoo noes a lot an cares a lot ’bout our onlee N’ merikan marsoupial…interesting…we hassa wild kare plase juss south ob hear–wildcareoklahoma.org. it’s pritty amayzing, 2. such dedykashun!
wii juss let teh liddle kreechur go. i hopes he beez safe. derz coyotes an such like out back. And my naughty kitteh, Dr. Vijay sneekt out teh door, 2.
(i doan rekomend dat yoo try dis at home—prolly wuznt a gut ideer 2 pick up the wyld critterz. bad habit–I picks up snaykes, 2. Butt naught poysonus wons.)
At leest noeboddeez (yew, nor sweetlilpossum) got bited.
Evrboddy winz!
ohai kitkay … glad to heer that the possum wuz ok. ai hope he makes it! and thanks to johnson442 for teh linky thing also. very cool website.
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(yew are right, too, that sumtimes it be an iffy proposishun to pick up teh wild critterz. tehre can be teh legal complycashuns, an sumtimez itz better fer teh critter to be left aouwtdoors. but in teh end iz always a jujment call, and teh jujment based on care is teh bestest we can do. )
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gud luck to little mr (or ms) possum!
congradulashuns awn nawt-sekond, nightshade
yes, congashulasumuns and wut would you be having for lunch and drinks and celebrashuns?
Fanks! Ai fink mebbe sooshee & a grate big Asahi, plz (if iz nawt inconveenyent).
LETS HAVE A PICNIC!!!!!!!
Ill bring in apples, bananas, and cherries!
any1 get the game we’re playin?
An ai kan bring…durian, uhhhh, eggzplant?, an figz?
yay sum1 got it!!
Ai kan bring…
Graepz
Hawt Peppurz
Isescreem
J…
Johnboat to fish frum
Kava caffee
Lemonade an pi
Muenster cheez (fer teh mausieez….)
Nebber-ending chawklit
O…
Ornjez (too eezy, I noe)
Potato chipz!
Quiche (cheetin, uzed taht erlyer todai)
Red (an green) pepper jelly
Sunscreen
T….
Tellicherry pepper
Unripe Qumkwatz
Videogames fer teh kittenz
Water
Xtra marshmelloez
YNG (y nawt!)
Zinfandel!!
YNG? Sownds like an eggsellent ideah for teh picnic. Make shoor he has awn plenny of sunscreen tho - sunburnt bits, do not want!!!
OryOz
Pikkulz
Quantiteez uv tee
R..
Romulan Ale
Stikky rice
T….
Tankards ov ale
Uglee Froot
Vanilla Eyez Cream
W. . .
Wild blooberry jam
Xtreemlee gud muncheez
Yeller Ise creme
Zillionz uv ants
(u don’t hav 2 bringing tehm 2 picnic–
tey finding dere way ennyhow.)
Fanks - boaf ob yew!
Ai finks itz akchully teh bebbehs & nawt lunch dat’s sayin dat…
lunch sez “squeek you SOB”
Iz it poor form tew annownce yer own lol on voting page? If itz poor form, ai woant menshun it…. but if iz not poor form — ai haz wun!
no! not poor form!
*runs awai to luk*
BRB!
vry vry funneh! - iz nao on pg 2 of voatingz
rah Nightshayde!
*jumpingz up n down wif eggsitementz
Tell mii!! tell mii!!!
Itz: “I thot wii were frendz. *cry*” Black sopping wet kitteh… poor fing!
So kewt!!
I voted 4 it!
Fank yew!!!
Ai put in sum udderz — ai keep checkin to see if doze go up, but I’m gessin ai woan be dat luckee.
ai luuked but dint se, wil trai agen cept sum ol man is lukking at me”wairs mai dinnur?”
Ai se saim liddul kitteh wif difrent cpshun bowt bowndreez tu. Bettur git da ccc redy .
ur lunch — it has a sound!
O dat’s nutthin, wate till yoo here my deener!
bet it haz a flavor, 2.
I fink it had a flavr, but nao just haz tummeh assid.
sounds deelishus!!!
an nootrishus!!
Sounz liek CHEEZBURGER!
Deh cheez on da burger soundz liek CHEDDER!
how kin yoo tell—duz teh chedder chadder?
Holy Tawking CHEEZ!! I fink yoo iz rite–
it’s a Chedder—-Git in mah Belley!!!
Awwwwwww, snugs
CHEEZBURGER!!!! doesnt match pai tho…
Bebbeh, I feal teh bebbeh kikkin….you wan sum pikkle ies creem?
If teh fud is stil makin soundz in yoar belleh, den chew it bedder nex tiem!!11
Borborygmus… ah heerz u.
O-nom-atopoeic! (shud bii -atopoetic IMHO)
… o woozled, tks fur teh linx tew Tinfoil Hat Song… Frum tehre Ai fownd aminay.. anneemae… flash cartuna relaphant tew mai kitteh’z hoemwurk:
http://www.willflashforcash.com/no2id.php
Mai kitteh iz wurkin awn teh US purrdiktamint, but hiz teechur sez, Ingerland link iz gud enuf for teh hole clazz tew sii!!! (((Fanquew muchas!!)))
teh bebeh is keeking!
And he’s asking if he can have his camera back, pretty please?
“My bebys
I heer them :)”
resting your head in that belly of floof…that’s what i wanna do.
yu fergot yer snorkel!