WE HAS A PILLO
WE HAS A PILLO I HAS A BED HALP…
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Lincoln Logs… Yer doin it wrong…
Non-gratuitous use of ironic shag rug detected…
gud wun Maus! It duz luk lyke linkun logz! Con catz on yur top spot!
I wuz thinkin pick up stix! Or, pick up kittehs. U must pic up one at a tiem and nawt disturb any of teh othurs…
Concats Maus & Tribble on yr ty! Ennything gnu at the Ty Booteek u mite want?
Why tank u leeza-b. De still offerin massagez in da ty booteek? Eye did sum gardenin ober da weakend, an eye guezz eye useded sum musclez eye not useded tu usein! A massage shure wood b nize!
That sownds gud to me too! I gotted my garden reddy to plant tomatoes.
Don’t know where u lives.. but in teh sowth, u has to plant tomatoes. Just like in teh moovie, Steel Magnolyas. It’s liek a law.
U can haz massaje, and if they’re not too tyred, ai will haz one too! Followed by lemunayde, and maybe a littul saladz. Ai think the bunnehs haz sum letticez left ovur frum the last pic.
DetectiveKitty ses ignor dat tomato, is clearli a plant.
Wear ai libbs (neer Odduhwah, Kanaydia), teh law iz taht u canot plant anneefing befoar teh May 2-4 weakend (dat’s when wii sillybrate a ded qween’s birfday wif fyrewuks, witch R deploied bai teh fyremens :smile:). Iz own accownt ob teh risk ob teh frost. Dat’s alos teh offishul cottij-opening weakend.
Ai nawt workinged inna garden onna weakend, but ai can habbing massaj 2?
ohai 4.5 DK! get in line.. u be thurd fer massaj!
did u want sum saladz and lemonaydes too?
I’m on a diet aftur awl taht birfdai cake Fridai!
But birtual birfdai caek donut habbing annee kalorees! Yippee!!!!
Ai wuld lub sum saladz n lemonaydes. IRL, ai habbing 6 ohtmeel-chawklit chip cookiez furr brekfst….
Small wuns tho!
*wispurrs* ai sedding ohai to u on prebius fred
oh fanks, I went and lukked!
SIX cookeys u eeted fur brekfast? well at leest they had teh oatmeel in them! That cancels owt teh choklit, rite?
Noes!! Nebber cancel owt teh chawklit!!!
I meenz teh chocklit calurries!!
Concats Maus!
What does U want for celebrating Ur top spot?
We can buyz U lunch of cheezburgahs
Um… I iz totally stuffed. I ated elebenty peeces ov carrot caek fer brekfust on the last pikshoor.
I can has indiges… undeejus… a tummy aek?
I can makez U sum ginger tea, it ar gud for tummy ache
bery soothing..
maybee u just needs a belleh rub?
CAREFUL! IT COULD BE A TRAP!
Fer me or leeza? Eben mauses lieks to has tehre bellies rubdeded…
Yeah, well, so does kittehs, but EVRY time I gives a belleh rub to one of them, mah hand, rist and arm gets thanksed wif teh pointy-end salute.
Our calico was the onliest kitteh I’ve ever met hoo akshully liked a bellyrub… evry uthr one felt that was cause for clawz-sharpning time…
are yoo saying itz a MAUSTRAP??
No, u is. I is not a ventrilla… vehicular… venti… I no cans throw mah voice.
Well that’s a releef, u mite looz it if u throws it somewhere and it goes down a hole or landz in a tree or sumthin.
Hm. So I guess Maus gotted me to set hiz own trap? He’s very tricksey, that Maus! I like that!
Curses! Foiled again!
*twirls moustache*
Was u on teh maustache-twirling teem in hi skool?
Yesh. I used to lite mine on fire and trow it about thirty-eleven feets in teh air, do a triple-spin and den catch it onna way down. Beery spectackyoolar.
If it was beery, no wonder it was so easy to ignite.
Guten Morgan, Maus!! sry u gotz deh tummee ake. Heer, I
getting u deh kamomile tea adn a hawt wadder bottul.
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Janet adn I tookinged Petunia 4 a ride deh ozzer day.
It wuz sew nice. Petunia iz berry well behaved.
I forget witch fred it wuz on. I go checking. brb.
I saw yoo an Janet riding Petunia. I’m glad yoo had teh funs wif her.
Next time mebbe u cumming wif us. Dere b much
2 b seeing heer.
It wuz on deh aitch tee tee pee colon slash slash
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/25/
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ennyway wii hoping u not minding us
borrowing Petunia.
Pyle o puddiez!
I sowee, I forgetz to congrashulate Uz
we shud haz cheezburgers for lunch and den those
burger cookiez U lyke fur dessert
to celeburate Ur win
Ohh dat sonwz nize Two-kittehs! Tank u. Eye haz sum Burger cukiez rite heer. *ohpenz box* Heer everboddee, cum haz sum Burger cukiez.
Or it a monorail kitteh pile-up?
HALP!
Ai no…dat bottum kiddy iz sooo kewtly pafetic!
We has a heating system…
Izz an oreo cookie!
gotz melk?
But looks comfy in a way.
luks comfy in EBRY wai.
Is ta pink 1 axualy a cat?!?!
kitn heeps is teh bestist. [sigh]
Bottom kitteh sez: Mah sleep numbr is 911.
Hello Fire Department?
We needs teh itteh bitteh kitteh Xtrickator, STAT!
Junior jawz uff lyfe!
For some reason — which far be it from me to kwestion — requires teh biggest, burliest firemans to operate.
*checks new dress in meeror, frowns, removes furnace filter from back of dress*
LCB, b sure u don’t b arriving b4 deh firemenz hab finnished deh
resque. Cuz if dey b seeing u nawt sekkund dey will shirley 4get
y dey b heer. U b lukking soooo lubberlee.
Not 2 b teh worriez, cween. Any firemans who would ignorify a kitteh in distress in favor of me in this dress is not worthy of being a firemans, airgo not worthy of me.
And stop calling me surly!
um, whai?
Check ur Lolcatburglar Mood-a-Day Calendar. Today I is teh brusque.
sry, myn seems not tu has arivded yet.
Oh, mai mistake, I thoting it sed burlesque.
No, that’s one of mah default settings.
Wait, whut?
ZOMG, u was sposed to has urs by Noo Yeers!
Exsqueeze me, I has to go to visit teh boys in mah delibery departmants. I will be playing teh part of Godzilla, they will be beeing teh Tokyo. kthxrawr
See? Eeted, then urped up.
u trooly puts teh “cat” in “lolcatburglar”
I has to, otherwise I’d just be “lolburglar”.
mabey “burglol” cud werk?
Whut? Why u suggest noo name for me?
U no likes mah name? Or is this ur way of telling me teh authorityes is after me?
wuz YOR ideya.
Wordpriss eeted mah reply but basically, u was sposed to has urs by Noo Yeers!
Exsqueeze me, I has to go to see teh boys in mah delibery departmants. I will be playing teh part of Gojira, they will be beeing teh Tokyo. kthxrawr