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Petunia!
Petoonya is at ur hoam, crushing ur dreem howse!
LOLZ!
‘Scuze mii but i b habbing deh public serbice announsment.
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ICHC haz ben nominated 4 not 1 but 2 webbeez!!!!
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Awl gud cheez peepz shud b going 2 deh
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/28/om-nom-nominated-for-teh-webbies1/
pikshur. It b habbing deh linkz sew u can b voting!!
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don’t 4git to get your cheezburger, chokklit martoonee adn ur
‘I hab voted’ stikker.
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See, I b wearing mine proudlee rite heer on mai 4hed!!
Wii return u noaw 2 ur regularlee skeduled LOL.
Why u b waring a cheezburger and chokklit martoonee on ur hed?
bcuz teh kitteh sez yew must balance teh martoonee b4 yew be drinkin it. Oh, adn yew may give teh chzbrgr to teh kitteh. kthxbai.
ohai LCB, itz wut all the fashunable peeplx are waring tehse days!
Haz u herd when the fyremenz safety classes will be yet? We haz had sevural close calls heer lately! We needz sum edumacashuns!!
Last time I checked, teh fire cheef said “April 31rd”, but I think he is mistooken.
Probably teh firemans need a little rest since we’ve been, er, working them so hard lately.
I wunder why the fire cheef wud giv u a date like that? Shirley he noes we only have the bestest of intenshuns!
Well maybee we shud giv them a little thankyoo party.
wif drinks and dansing and maybe a hot tub….. that wud be gud for the tyred fyremenz mussels, I think!
Mmmm…. steemed firemans mussels…
n soakeded hoses…
Mabye we could has a Sinko de Mayo party! According to mah callendar, Cinco de Mayo is on May 5 this year.
Iz taht teh Joolian oar teh Greggorian callendar?
Cheezburgrian.
Pastafarian
Ooh that sownds like fun! We cud haz the hot tamales.. and teh spicy Mexican fuds…. maybe sum wack-a-mole!
Ai can’t bleev nobuddy sed it…but
DON’T CALL ME SHIRLEY!!!
Fank u. As u were.
Ummm, LCB, dere bees a laaaaaawt ov fyremans wayteing tu taulk to yu awn “Ize Got A Idea”;
Adn tehy haz bin wayteing a loooooooong tyme!!!!
(Iyf yuu hazn’t taulked tuu tehym yet, yuu mite wunt tu goes oaver dere adn anwser dere kwesshuns)
O, it was a misunnerstanding. I axed them to come over “for a learning forum” but they thinked I sayed “4 alarum fire”. Silly firemans. I gived them all a friendly spanking and they went on their way.
BTW, registrations 4 teh classes is now open, so make sure u sign up– oh, I see that all the classes are filled. That took about 2 nanoseconds. U guise is quick!
fank CC I pre-registured!!
i registirred but nevver gotted teh confirmayshun email.
Ai had teh saym prawblem; it wus sent to teh “spam” fyl by Miss Taek (she’s a lowsee sekretree)- has a luk tehre
wi have biin avarded 2 webbies! chech weird and funny!
Ai bitez ur haos. AI BITEZ IT!!
A Bite Mare on Elm Street.
FTW!
lolz!!
*snortle*
Ohai LCB! Where u been? Ai been heer lotsa times (ok nawt lotsa times but a bit) an ai did nawt see u! U nawt been, u no, burglerin or NEfing have you? Ai warnded u dat ur criminal past wud catch up with u wun day.
NOM NOM NOM
Nom Sweet Nom.
♬
The sun shines bright in the old Kentucky fried home
♬
I wuz bred in ol Kentucky
but Iz just a crumb up heer.
*headdesk*
So hungry u could eat a horse: ur doing it rong.
SSHHHHH!!! Iz rewenje foar taht fraze!!
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Heh soe hongreh heh cuud eet a haus!
Mr. Tyzik’s horse moves beyond crushing your head.
Yay! You win a cookie for knowing the character’s name.
KitH FTW!
wut skeppy sed!!
zOMG! I laff so loud at tihs!
Isn’t der a party or sumtin for teh maus?
Maus b teh partee animal?
Ohhh…… Maybe…
What wud u like for yur partee?
Dansing (do the ponee, maybee?)
Drinks (colt 45?)
Fuds (we cud has some nice oatmeel cookies? or Appul pi??)
OR
Wud you like sumthing frum the Ty Booteek? Maybee sum flame-retardint underwares?
flame-retardant underpants = fewer fyremenz. DO NOT WANT.
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Sry, Maus, but I fink your sinjed hiney is an appropriate price to pay for an abundance of fyrehotties.. er, -menz.
This does not seem equitable. How come all I get is a toasted tuchis, and you guys get all of the… um… fun?
um… maybee they haz fyrewimminz now too?
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ENNY wayz…
*takes in Maus’s lip awl stuck owt*
… look, MJ is partying fur u down jus below…. did u want a Colt 45 then? Or a mint joolip in honnor uv teh upcoming Derbie? Or Kentucky ShooFly Pi?
U has opshuns!!
leeza, has u seeing alll teh posy… pawssi… opshuns furr a naem furr u awn prebius fred? Goe seeing!
OK! brb
Lots uf kyoot stuff there! I maded a commint.
But now I has a NOO qwestion.
How long has teh littul things been gone that lets u collapse and open teh peeces uf the threds? I has a hedake… trying to reply to sumthin, and then I cant see wut I’m replyin to ennymore!! U has to go all the way owt and back in to the commints to see them awl! GROOOOOAAANNNNN
Ai fink it’s onlee been a week or so….. cuz I knoe whut yer talkin bout an i has onlee been here since last Munday.
If u clikking awn “Latest Lolz” to nabigating frum wun lolcat to nudder, u staying in commints.
yes, but wif my ADD (skwirrl-liek) brane.. sumtimes I start to reply to sumthin, then change my mind… then u go to reply sumwhere else.. once u clik on ‘reply’, that thred part is eeted, and u NEVVER GETS IT BAK until u go allaway owt and back innagin. Kind uv liek dartin bak and forth in traffix, and once u makes up yr mind.. SPLAT!
Butt lukkilee u R SQWIRRL-GURL adn berree darty adn fast!!!
I kin seeing it noaw:
Deh liddle Maus feetz dansing like crazee!
Deh cone-shaped partee hat on deh liddle maus hed.
Deh martoonee in 1 hand — not spilling eben threw awl teh wild dansing.
Lubblee ladee on uzzer hand – twirling away!!
Mausee wiskerz a-twitching! Adn deh eyzez a-sparkling!!
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OH Maus, yew takez ower brefz away u r so swav n deboner!!!
*blushes*
Aw shucks, MJ…
I laffd loud too! Luvs kidz in teh hall!
u iz gonna laff at mii. I r so old i forgot… nees 3rd birfday Caturdai… Exlr8n’s FORTY FIFTH birfday Caturdai-eve. Ai can has ryd onna carpet too?
Awl birfdaze between 21 adn retirement b cleerlee 4getible.
sure, u can haz a carpet ride… itz majik, so it can hold elebenty duzzen cheezpeeps or so.
U will be twenny nine, u say Eslr8n? Well, happy birfday, juss wun moar raisin to has a partee!!
*whispurrin* Mai birfday iz dis sundae…I be da 41 dis tiem.
is ow kay?
ZOMG!!!1! Dat’s FORE birfdaze to celebrating! Exclr8n awn Freidegg, Tribble n excelr8n’s neese awn Caturdai, n dapanferkitteh awn Sundai! W00t!!!!!!!!!!
iz Partee tiem!!!!!!
or…. RACE TIEM!!
U knoes, even tho u guise is all still vry yung (or so u sez), that’s still gonna be an awful lot of birfday candles. What does u think we can do to prevent some sort of heat-related mishap?
Um, heet-rezistent unnerwares?
well….we can provides teh HRUs but we can’t make the cheezpeeps WARE em.
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I think LCB wuz thinkin moar along teh lines of, um, extra secyoority staffs? Maybee peeple hoo are professhunally traned in this area of fyre prevenshun?
DINGDINGDINGDINGDING!!!! We has a winner!
Reelee?
Thems can prebenting fyres az well az putting tehm owt?
Bzzzzzttttt! Rong!
But thanks 4 playing. We has a lovely parting gift 4 u: a comb. Get it?
BTW, I has a fren who usedta be a racing car driver (short-track, whatevver that is) so he has a rel, live racing soot, complete wif teh flame-retardant unnerwares.
As part of his day job he oncet had to testify at a Congressional hearing. He wore his FRUs underneath his bidness soot that day, to be shure.
Kids in teh Hall ref FTW!!!
*house holds up thumb in front of horsey face*
“Nobody’s home”
The only defense
Ifn horseh had fingers he’d sai:
Ai squish yur house. Ai squish eet.
Do you remember when he met his nemesis? “I”m squishing your face!”
Kids in the Hall refrenz FTW!
Akshully, good pic for kentukee derby weke, aslo.
Can tell is Derby weke. De payper yesterday had horses on frunt paig of 3 sekshuns! 2dai, 3 seksuns again.
Neigh, byte nawt mai haws!
(Off-topic, so lolspeak off)
Yesterday there were tornadoes in southside VA, where I believe we have at least one cheezfriend. Unfortunately, I cannot remember her name. Has anyone heard from her? The news reports say that there were no fatalities, but more than 200 people were injured. Just concerned & hoping she’s OK.
No electricity in most of the area right now, however.
DMarie is ok, if that’s who ur thinking of.
ai’m south of Richmond- tornadoze wure in Colonial heights and Suffolk areas- don’t we have cheezfren in Chesapeake??
Fank yoo, LCB. Glad to noe shes awl rite.
LuvscatsVA — I dunno, but dat soundz rite.
(Anudder “drive-by” comminter — ai just doan has teh tiem to do betterer! But dis plais reelly is wunnerful.)
Hae thare!!11 Stop hoarsing arownd with mai hoase!!1!
Hiya all! Haven’t commented in a while….
~~~MZ. JACKAL!!~~~
I been wunndurrin an wunndurrin bowt u latelee! Srsly! I just acshullee wroted too
sumone onlee 2 days ago and menshunned sumpin u sed wunts dat tuched me (wussunt on ICHC normal threds..wuz elseware!) an I NEBBUR furgot dose wurds.
Dey putted u in mah hart an prayurs…an latelee I been wurrying bowt u an tinkin
“hope dat Mz. Jackal beez okay” and dere u r, alive n well!!!
Won’t u pleeze email me, Mz. Jackal, so I not has too hab doze kines ub wurrees
in teh fyooture? I unnerstan if u bee teh private type, tho, an not wunts too. We
hab menneh ub us heer like dat.
kafleenthedonkey@gmail.com
Iz ok.. I emaileded uz. Tank u so much 4 thinkin uv meh.
O ai hope teh Chikken Lady OK? Bwak! BOOM!
AChoo~!
feddur up teh nose.
Be it evur so crumbly, tehrs no plaise lak hoam.
*putz awn Drakyooluh voys*
ai vuntz tew noms yur howse!
Horsezilla nomming randum howse;
Nex: teh spektater staynds ayt Kintuckee Derbee!!!!!!
(Peeps din’t wunt tu syt downses ennywaise; tehy wil staynd adn cheerses)
whew!! I’m glad I iz in teh infeeld this yeer!!
Awl tis tawk about teh Derby reminding me… ai fink Ai’m going to teh preekness wif some of mai frends!!
Crusha Crusha crusha
wif yer new Ipana
Bofe ‘mershal an “greese” refrinse, FTW!!!
Paramoar!
Yay 4 Kids in dee Halls!!!
Yay for Kids in the Hall references!
I agree! and thanks for leaving your comment in the language of normal people!
Wut?!?!?!? Wii not normal??? Hoo sez??
I thot ebbery1 heer wuz normal.
Dey b lukking fine 1 mii. Adn dey b sownding fine, 2.
Normal’s just a setting on the dryer, anyway!
10 points for ur obscure reference
I just saw Kids in the Hall last weekend and the crushing your head skit was the best!! I love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m crushing your house! I’m crushing your house! Love the KITH reference here.
lol i’m glad i wasn’t the only one that caught that it was a kids in the hall reference! XD i kept scrolling down hoping that it wasn’t jsut me thinking it was lolz
i love that show, wish it was on more often!
I’s on your farm, nomming on yer cottage.
Ohhhhh.
*fifth time viewing*
I get it now!
+eleventy billion
KITH ref FTW!
HILARITEEZ!! I HAZ IT!one!!
Everybody’s got a hu-hu-hu-ngary horse.
noting komparez 2 a kwiet evening alown…
sorry dats wat I saw wen I saw dis.
NOM NOM NOM NOM