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3 Cattails

Jus don’t dilute meh gushie fud.

 
Smammie

Hour nex xample whale B ob the inhairent instabilty ob teh moire free staet

gmawairsgreneshuz

Oh, Smammie, dat ar 2 depe fur me, purfownd eben.

Smammie

Npes!!! Nawt depe. Aye haz lawn ’sperience wif printeen, kindub a “in joek” wif dem.

 
 
MomCatAnna

Wen da moon hit yer I, lik un big pitsa pi,
Dat’s a moire!

Yeah Smammie! You gibs hooks for moar jokz!

 
 
gmawairsgreneshuz

Haow appr0- pre8 , 3 kittehs fur da 3 Cattails tawp nawt furst. drinkeez & dancingz fur yu?

3 Cattails

tank yu. Iz meh nawt sekkond evar furvest frum last. Ai liek meh coughee very strong. No creem.

3 Cattails

An wif a leetle Kahlua in et, if yu pleeze.

elfinugget

ooh, I can has sum too? I’s got a pleh todae.

3 Cattails

Shore, thers pliny. Sry ur teh pleh. Giv u the dubl shot. Feel better now?

 
gmawairsgreneshuz

Ohai, {{{{elfi}}}}} Dai iz awlmost obur. Hoap tumoro iz bettur. A gud duble shawt ub kalua shud taik de ej orf fur da ebening. iz teim heer tu be maiking da dinz. se yu awl tumoro. :-)

 
 
 
Smammie

grind, grind
whistlee waddar
putz 2x amount in Franch Press
addz wadder
wait
karfly, sloely prez doan

Conga ratz! hear’s ur kawfee

Smammie

whoo hee! Kahlua! Maeks sum 4 mii2!1!

gmawairsgreneshuz

Fankz, smammie fur duin teh cawfee surbis wilez ai went tu rede abowt sol’z nawt mete Tigre wudz. Dat kahlua shur iz gud but maik me sneze awlwaiz. we duin enny dansingz? nawt mai fing rely but lawtz ub da fokez rownd heer liekz tu shaik it up sum :lol:

Smammie

‘bowt teh onliest shakin’ Ahm planin’ on iz teh Martoonie. Noa Aye gotz 2 getz bakc 2 pour Woozled ober on teh ’sokay postie. Iz surchin ouder-spacz 4 hymz branez

 
3 Cattails

No dans for meh. Wraps floofie paws aroun hot kawfee mug. Shud be warm spring evening an insted its cold. Wrap floofie tail aroun for mor warmth. Whers spring?

Romeow

Congrats 3 Cattails!
I’ll send u sum warmth. Iz 90 degreez in AZ todai.

 
gmawairsgreneshuz

Ware yu at? Iz finely warm heer. wuz abowt 2 daiz 2 wekez ago den wuz coald agen. Yesdy it getz sum warm. *getz yu a floofy blankee nd settulz yu in* haow abowt sum doze aminal shaeipz chonklitz frum CCC? * getz yu a gud hanful dem* dat awlwaiz maikz fingz bettur.

3 Cattails

Yum. Don’t mind if ai do.
*Takes a handful and tucks a few moar inna pokket fer later.*

I’m in KS an it shud bee warm here for sippin ice tee. It will bee hot enuf soon. So ai don wanna complane.

*Takes anodder chokalat.*

 
 
 
 
 
3 Cattails

Mmm reelly gud wif the Franch press. Tanks!

woozled

> gud wif the Franch press.
.
Le Monde?

 
 
 
 
MomCatAnna

Yeah 3Cattails! Yestidday I hads nawt seccund farthest from last.
Twoday iz yur turn. Concatyoulayshuns

lightchild79

hllo 2 u MomCatAnna!how u bee 2dai?

eye hope u injoyed ur prize. an heers a peice of fresh fudge 4 you..

{{{momcatanna}}}

 
 
 
3 Cattails

Ai am vry luckee todai. I capshuned a lol pic an itz on the voting paige, tu! Meh cattails are happitails todai!

greasycat

Concatulations ! I tinks I have only had one lolpic ever make it to the voting page. However, I’ve been way more successful with the political pictures side. Still loves teh kittehs bestest.

3 Cattails

Tanks. Itz on paige 9 rite now. Teh skwerl iz sayin teh bird feeder iz emtee. I lurv ta feed teh burds, but teh skwerls be gettin prittee fat here, tu.

Smammie

Lub teh possum !1! Meye tekno skill..let mii show U meye lakc… Tried to maek it a faveright, butt doan noas house..pleh on mii.

Smammie

en fakc, tring sew hart haz gibbin mii teh sour brane. Thyme 2 B goin Neepie Landingz. Nitie nite ebbery1. tanx 4 teh grate dai, yawl hab teh gud weak.

 
3 Cattails

Teh possum 1 dinnot make it to voting page, so ai dunno if yu kin make if faveright. :(

jamamakitty

der shud be a linkie tew yr lol………. yew can share teh linkie at the bottom of yr lol wit teh peeps

3 Cattails

Thnx jk. Ai posted it bak on the ’sokay pic and don know if it will post agin here or nawt. I tried, but it seems to take awhile to show up? Nawt shur howl it werks. I’m still a bit uf a newbie here.

jamamakitty

yews duin jus fine……. we awl learns bi trials an teh errors. wun fing i’ve lerned it to get a linkie tew work rite away ai copy and paste it into teh message an be4 ai posts teh message ai takes off the html: at teh front of the url an jus puts http://www. in front…… seems to werk rite away….. an it’s rilly goofy but teh weird press puts teh html bak on it…….. wutebber….. werks for me…

ai will go looks at the sokay pic an see if its der……….. hab fun an don worries bout nuffin.

wun nite i tried to put sumfin in italics and it changed the whole page….. all teh commints an ebbry ting tew italics……… oh mai, it was teh barrassing :oops: but next lol cat and ebbryting wuz back tew normal.

jamamakitty

errr dat wuz leave off the http

see it already put it on 4 me……… sigh….

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
two_kitteh_limit

invisibull kitteh

 
Persnickety

Siamese kitteh is minority race.

 
Poodums

Invisuhbl kitteh haz hooge food bol. N iz emptee.

kitsunerina

oh dat, dat yoost ta be teh goggeez bole. an no, we nawt noe ware he is.

 
 
Jack Deth

Kittehz canz beecumz
invissibbill wenz Hewminz’
doan’t payz attennshun

Hewminz turnz dayr bakk
4 wun sekkund andz Kitteh
iz noez lawngurr dayr

Kitteh re~appeerz
wen leest ekkspekkyed. Hewminz
shoodz getz yoosd 2 dat :-)

Jack.

cweenmj

So true, Jack.
Deh inbisible kittehz r ebberyware. :-)

CheshireKittehKat

Yes, Jack, soe troo; (jes liek Cheshire Kats) :lol:

 
 
 
shadow

Attention I am teh one who stole da bukkit!

no1.safe

u better hope teh walrus hasnt heer you. he r detarminited 2 get his bukkit bak…

 
 
rodney dill

My future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades.

Romeow

I alwais fot u waz a liddle shady, Mr. Dill. :)

 
 
 
 
old lurker

sorrie, jest checkin the Cheez-tyme

 
 
Nedz

What nice-looking well cared for kittehs!

 
Aahz

Da 1 onna lef mus b Aliss n Wunnerlanz Cheshur kitteh (dinna seez da smilie fays, but he iz lookin way fum da kamra, tho)

 
 
RS

If this is OPACITY, 100% should be the missing cat, and 0% should be the darkest one…

cweenmj

Uummm. No.
.
May I b kwoting teh pcmag.com/encyclopedia_term/0,2542,t=opacity&i=48441,00.asp
2 wit:
Definition of: opacity: Refers to being “opaque,” which means to prevent light from shining through. For example, in an image editing program, the opacity level for some function might range from completely transparent (0) to completely opaque (100).
.
Derefore teh kitteh u cannot b seeing because it b inbizibble is 0% adn deh mostest opake kitteh be 100%.
.
If u wish 2 b correcting peepz u shud checking ur factz.

Jimm

cweenmj doth maeketh oi hearty flutters wib her intell .. iinne .. smartiness!! Ai’s finkin dat dis is a kitteh photoshop tootoriul!! =D

 
 
 
 
burnt eyes

Iz little kitteh assassin kitteh?

 
Zivhayr

Is nawt opaciteh how clear the pic iz? So wouldn’t teh invisibul wun be 100%? Sorry if that’s nub I just thawt that’s how it went. Tho I’m pwobableh rong.

 
Zivhayr

No no never mmind I shud ave red udder commentz fiwst

altosinger

Hay, evreebuddee iz rong sumtiem. Yoo bee okay! Az lawng az yoo can addmit it, yoo lernin an groein. Dat’s a gud fing.

altosinger

An welkum tew cheezburger! Wee aer gladd tew hab yoo heer!

 
 
 
 
Karen

Wher teh 10%? I use 10% 4 heders. I screwed.