WE HAS A PILLO I HAS A BED HALP…
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Lincoln Logs… Yer doin it wrong…
Non-gratuitous use of ironic shag rug detected…
gud wun Maus! It duz luk lyke linkun logz! Con catz on yur top spot!
I wuz thinkin pick up stix! Or, pick up kittehs. U must pic up one at a tiem and nawt disturb any of teh othurs…
Concats Maus & Tribble on yr ty! Ennything gnu at the Ty Booteek u mite want?
Why tank u leeza-b. De still offerin massagez in da ty booteek? Eye did sum gardenin ober da weakend, an eye guezz eye useded sum musclez eye not useded tu usein! A massage shure wood b nize!
That sownds gud to me too! I gotted my garden reddy to plant tomatoes.
Don’t know where u lives.. but in teh sowth, u has to plant tomatoes. Just like in teh moovie, Steel Magnolyas. It’s liek a law.
U can haz massaje, and if they’re not too tyred, ai will haz one too! Followed by lemunayde, and maybe a littul saladz. Ai think the bunnehs haz sum letticez left ovur frum the last pic.
DetectiveKitty ses ignor dat tomato, is clearli a plant.
Wear ai libbs (neer Odduhwah, Kanaydia), teh law iz taht u canot plant anneefing befoar teh May 2-4 weakend (dat’s when wii sillybrate a ded qween’s birfday wif fyrewuks, witch R deploied bai teh fyremens
). Iz own accownt ob teh risk ob teh frost. Dat’s alos teh offishul cottij-opening weakend.
Ai nawt workinged inna garden onna weakend, but ai can habbing massaj 2?
ohai 4.5 DK! get in line.. u be thurd fer massaj!
did u want sum saladz and lemonaydes too?
I’m on a diet aftur awl taht birfdai cake Fridai!
But birtual birfdai caek donut habbing annee kalorees! Yippee!!!!
Ai wuld lub sum saladz n lemonaydes. IRL, ai habbing 6 ohtmeel-chawklit chip cookiez furr brekfst….
Small wuns tho!
*wispurrs* ai sedding ohai to u on prebius fred
oh fanks, I went and lukked!
SIX cookeys u eeted fur brekfast? well at leest they had teh oatmeel in them! That cancels owt teh choklit, rite?
Noes!! Nebber cancel owt teh chawklit!!!
I meenz teh chocklit calurries!!
Concats Maus!
What does U want for celebrating Ur top spot?
We can buyz U lunch of cheezburgahs
Um… I iz totally stuffed. I ated elebenty peeces ov carrot caek fer brekfust on the last pikshoor.
I can has indiges… undeejus… a tummy aek?
I can makez U sum ginger tea, it ar gud for tummy ache
bery soothing..
maybee u just needs a belleh rub?
CAREFUL! IT COULD BE A TRAP!
Fer me or leeza? Eben mauses lieks to has tehre bellies rubdeded…
Yeah, well, so does kittehs, but EVRY time I gives a belleh rub to one of them, mah hand, rist and arm gets thanksed wif teh pointy-end salute.
Our calico was the onliest kitteh I’ve ever met hoo akshully liked a bellyrub… evry uthr one felt that was cause for clawz-sharpning time…
are yoo saying itz a MAUSTRAP??
No, u is. I is not a ventrilla… vehicular… venti… I no cans throw mah voice.
Well that’s a releef, u mite looz it if u throws it somewhere and it goes down a hole or landz in a tree or sumthin.
Hm. So I guess Maus gotted me to set hiz own trap? He’s very tricksey, that Maus! I like that!
Curses! Foiled again!
*twirls moustache*
Was u on teh maustache-twirling teem in hi skool?
Yesh. I used to lite mine on fire and trow it about thirty-eleven feets in teh air, do a triple-spin and den catch it onna way down. Beery spectackyoolar.
If it was beery, no wonder it was so easy to ignite.
Guten Morgan, Maus!! sry u gotz deh tummee ake. Heer, I
getting u deh kamomile tea adn a hawt wadder bottul.
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Janet adn I tookinged Petunia 4 a ride deh ozzer day.
It wuz sew nice. Petunia iz berry well behaved.
I forget witch fred it wuz on. I go checking. brb.
I saw yoo an Janet riding Petunia. I’m glad yoo had teh funs wif her.
Next time mebbe u cumming wif us. Dere b much
2 b seeing heer.
It wuz on deh aitch tee tee pee colon slash slash
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/25/
funny-pictures-cat-lost-use-4-hooman/#comments
ennyway wii hoping u not minding us
borrowing Petunia.
Pyle o puddiez!
I sowee, I forgetz to congrashulate Uz
we shud haz cheezburgers for lunch and den those
burger cookiez U lyke fur dessert
to celeburate Ur win
Ohh dat sonwz nize Two-kittehs! Tank u. Eye haz sum Burger cukiez rite heer. *ohpenz box* Heer everboddee, cum haz sum Burger cukiez.
Or it a monorail kitteh pile-up?
HALP!
Ai no…dat bottum kiddy iz sooo kewtly pafetic!
We has a heating system…
Izz an oreo cookie!
gotz melk?
But looks comfy in a way.
luks comfy in EBRY wai.
Is ta pink 1 axualy a cat?!?!
kitn heeps is teh bestist. [sigh]
Bottom kitteh sez: Mah sleep numbr is 911.
Hello Fire Department?
We needs teh itteh bitteh kitteh Xtrickator, STAT!
Junior jawz uff lyfe!
For some reason — which far be it from me to kwestion — requires teh biggest, burliest firemans to operate.
*checks new dress in meeror, frowns, removes furnace filter from back of dress*
LCB, b sure u don’t b arriving b4 deh firemenz hab finnished deh
resque. Cuz if dey b seeing u nawt sekkund dey will shirley 4get
y dey b heer. U b lukking soooo lubberlee.
Not 2 b teh worriez, cween. Any firemans who would ignorify a kitteh in distress in favor of me in this dress is not worthy of being a firemans, airgo not worthy of me.
And stop calling me surly!
um, whai?
Check ur Lolcatburglar Mood-a-Day Calendar. Today I is teh brusque.
sry, myn seems not tu has arivded yet.
Oh, mai mistake, I thoting it sed burlesque.
No, that’s one of mah default settings.
Wait, whut?
ZOMG, u was sposed to has urs by Noo Yeers!
Exsqueeze me, I has to go to visit teh boys in mah delibery departmants. I will be playing teh part of Godzilla, they will be beeing teh Tokyo. kthxrawr
See? Eeted, then urped up.
u trooly puts teh “cat” in “lolcatburglar”
I has to, otherwise I’d just be “lolburglar”.
mabey “burglol” cud werk?
Whut? Why u suggest noo name for me?
U no likes mah name? Or is this ur way of telling me teh authorityes is after me?
wuz YOR ideya.
Wordpriss eeted mah reply but basically, u was sposed to has urs by Noo Yeers!
Exsqueeze me, I has to go to see teh boys in mah delibery departmants. I will be playing teh part of Gojira, they will be beeing teh Tokyo. kthxrawr
airplane ref FTW
Iz been wantin to see dat wun again fur long tiem….
meebe dis weekend…
perhaps you could make somefin to go wit dat dress… a hat, a broach, a teridactyl?
Hmmmm… does u has something in a raptor?
If u needz deh rapting, triez deh duk tayp. It raptz
ebberything berry berry well.
Whut u think mah dress is maded out of?
Cheez and crackers! I submitted this as a lol right before I posted it here and it’s on teh voting page alreddy. Ceiling Cat moves in mysterious and quick ways.
On teh first voting page this minnit, but that will change soon. Here is link:
http://www.images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/4/28/bottomkittehse128538724915156250.jpg
Whoops. Borked link? Try this:
images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/4/28/bottomkittehse128538724915156250.jpg
Izz on payge 2 now. Eye foundeded it an gabe it 5 cheezburgers! Gud luk!
Me too!
Thx. Mah inibility to post a link today, let me show u it.
I has been on teh voting page a buncha times, but only once maded teh big time, front page, start spredding teh mews. This was teh fastest ever tho from lolbilder to voting page.
911 FTW
FTW = For teh wreskew.
o wrly?
LOL!!!!
hai mj frum buffalo
i b mj frum darn near ebberywear.
I iz frum buffalo orijinlally, but i’z at de udder end ov de state nao on lawn guyland
but iz gud to meet udder MJ, not manee ov us arownd!
Dey r not heavee – dayz mai brudders
Dog pile, ur doin it wrong
U has a pillo…ai has a *SPLORT*
Oh mai gudnesses Patrick!!
Luk at deh mess. Tut. tut. tut. (nawt deh faro)
I gotz deh CCC rite heer.
Wii fixing u up in no tyme.
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*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee.
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee.
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee,
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp. Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.
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Dat bedder? Tuk u up in deh floofee bloo blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum 2 nibblingz,
And a chokklit martoonie.
U b resting noaw. Den u ken go owt & play.
Choklit possum? DO NOT WANT!
psst.
I dont fink itz a REEL possum, Patrick.. I fink itz just choklit shayped liek a possum. I’m nawt shure why! But maybee the possum shaype givs it speshul heeling powers?
I b thinking, (but I kud b rong cuz deh chokklit possumz wuz heer
b4 I gotted heer) deh chokklit possumz unkewtnesses
counteraktz deh kittehz kewtnesses, thus enabulling deh kwikker
recubberiez. Adn, no tehy not b chokklit cubbered possumz.
Dey just b chokklit shayped possumz. Like chokklit eester bunnehz.
Well that wud make moar sense! Because teh possums are nawt teh kyoot!! Expeshully when they r um, flatly straddling teh highwai line.
I haz won that comes to eet the stray kitteh fud off my porch….eek and pleh! A face onlee a momma possum wud lurve.
there is a pikshur of a whole box o’possums (baby ones, wif teh little pointy snouts and the sharie teeths…). these possums wuz somehow transferred to d’Beaker Laboratories. It wuz claimed that they were soooooo cyute that they wud be an even better chick-magnet than the GH(wpoi) [geek hat with propellor on it], and teh combinashun of the 2 pretty much irresistable. So far, there is no ebidence to support this high-poth-esis. I wud post a linky to the pikshur of the box o’possums but ai have losted it. N-E-way, the possum-shapeded chawklits wuz added to the CCC shortly theyreafter. (and they are tasty and nutrishus).
Wii mayded yoo a sammisch, butt pleez 2 naught eet us.
Y I awlweyz haz tu b teh bawkspring?
Kitteh Kuddelup: haow duz tehy deecyde whooz gunna bees onna bauddum adn whooz onna taupe?
Gess sum kynda peckin oardtr cums iyntu plai heer; liek haow burds deecyde wich wun wil bees teh leeder inna V-formashun adn whooz gunna flies layste;
(Oar mebbee tehy taikes turnses)
Ai trieys a smillee agen: $+#+9+8+3+5 (pbly woant wurk!!)
noep, dint
heer: http://codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies
weerd. I juss bookmarked that page abowt an hour ago and wuzz thinkin bowt
postin it.
tuk abowt dat long fr my coment to show up, bcuz of teh HTML.
Mai tu habs big fite aboud hu gedstabe ware. Bud deez tu yung fur dat.
Luks laik a gaem ub pik-up-kittehs tu me. U havta remove deh top one widout disturring anee kittehs unnerneath
Theez days the kittehs r so ekstra kyoot, I gonna wears a firemens helmit b’foar I goes on ICHC site. So halp mee.
oLOLol
this one is really funny !
Mai iconic shag rug haz muuuch bigguhr kittehs cudduhld awn it
HALP! KITTEH IZ BEIN SKWISHERED!!
Behbee Kittehz sleepz
inz a pyle. Duzzn’t matturr
witch Kitteh’z awn tawp.
Furst Kitteh 2 Napz
willz be awn t3h bawttum. T3h
resstz willz wurk frum dayr.
Tawp Kitteh ryte naow
coodz beez bawttum Kitteh t3h
nexx tyme dayz habz Napz
Jack.
Awwww, Jack—hao sweet! *HUGE sye ob contentmint*
Taht xplains iyt xtreemly wel; fanks, Jack!!!
(Ai fink yuu bees a phylosahphur!)