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lovely, lovely…
Bravo, bravo…
::fans self wif luvley laicy fan wile has noes in air::
Lesson 1: How to Clap Your Floofy Paws
sawftly!
Encore! Wii wuntz moar!
Iz a Standink Obashun!
Patty Cake
Patty Cake
Baker’s CAT
Bake me a CAT
as fast as you can
..
Bake me a MAUS
As faster as you can.
Maus be bak tumoro?
Hay guys I jus made lol.
Hay shadow! Gud tew see yoo!
Happy Funday tu awl! Ai jus cum in lait fur last pikshur so naice we statr a nu wun naow. Nebbur fawt b4 tu go hab mamogram ona Funday but wuz lawtz ub park plaicez nd ofis wuznt bizzy so wuz owt berry sune. Goed tu drugstoar fur sopes n stufz nd fawt, oh, gud. Pizza . get wun raw tu baik laitur. Dey hand me , itz hawt. silleez! so den Ai hab tu ete wun den hied da rest fur laitur So naow can plai wif yu. awlz. oh, wun minut. ware’z mai chonklit? otae , awl set.
LOL, bizzee day! Liek R weekend, bin bizzee!
Friday I got mai seddlemint chek frum VA, so I bot hubbee a noo Preeyus! Hooray!! Dat took until neerlee midnite to do awl paypurrwerk, but is Rs nao!!!
Den we went to UCLA fesstible uv books an wandurrd arown, but it wuz alreddee 97 an hoomid wen we leftid ther. Den we went to Golden Appul Comix liek we do, den vizited frenz an der noo puppeez!!
Der old chows had died a fyoo munths ago, so dey went to Chow Rescyoo an pikt owt 2 prittee golden chow feemayls, berree sweet!
Den tooday we went to brunchiez at a deli, looked et noo fones cuz we needa git Blootoofs, den did shopping, and fed da snayk, an kleen da howse an reed da manyooels fur da noo car, an lookit da kittens at http://www.flickr.com/photos/tnhimmies/ an nao I gots mai blakberreez an wadder, an heer I iz, too! Whew!
Oooo!!! Exciting!!! I can has Preeyus, tew? Well, mebee sumdai.
I so happeh fur u!
Byootiful bebeh kittehs! I hope u get lots ov pics to maek lolz!
Did Tiger make a muas-hole-in1?
FTW
Ahh….soooo, grahshoppah.
yess, grwashoppre, you willz be readie when you can snatches teh cheezburger from my hand.
swoooooosh,
you missed, boot to tha hed.
Yikes! Ruff dojo!!
Talkin in class, dat’s a paddlin. Takin teechur’s medisin, dat’s a paddlin. Reeding in class, dat’s a paddlin. Leeving wen da bell rings, dat’s a paddlin….
i miss it? it muss be for teh yung peeps. i noes get.
not really for the young peeps. It’s from an old (meaning 80’s) bit on Dr. Demento.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX7OcXTyIwE&feature=related
heris teh linkee!
kits…..you rock.
blesz me ceiling cat, 4 i haz sinnd.
it wuz the catnip toiz, I kudna resist!
Teh paws show a polite golf clap.
Teh ears show sumfin compleetly diffrent.
pious kitteh holy3r than thou
Golf clap–hysterical!!
Kitteh luuks liek hims bees praiying, probly becuz iyts Sundae, adn hims cudn’t maike iyt tu chruch becuz hims nawt feline verree wel.
Ceiling Cat heers hims ennywai, ebben rite hear at homeses.
CC tels kitteh tu bees guud adn plai nyse;
doan hsssssss spiiiiiiiiiiit tuu muches at teh goggie;
trie nawt tu geyt tuu muches ov hims furs onna cowch;
staiy awai frum teh goaldfysh bowll;
staup staulkin aowtdoar burdees;
doan ruuuin furnicher wif hims pointee eynds,
adn bees a guud boi;
Kitteh sez hims wil trie, at leest untyle tumaurrow, (mebbee.)……….
Kitteh is jest dying to hollar ‘You Da Man’!
Thanx yew for dis cheezburger Ai yam abowt to reseeve
Kitteh watchez himz
Hewmin lift plump burgr frum
t3h sizzleeng hawt grill
“Now t3h phunn stawrtz!,” theenks
Kitteh as burgr is putz awn
bun wiff slyss ubz cheez
Kitteh salleevaytz
as mussturd andz keppitch arz
added. Lettiss cumz
Nexx cuz Kitteh neeedz
ruffijj. Mayterz 2! Az t3h
Massturrpeese awaytz
Kitteh’z Hewmin iz
smawrtt! Cutz Cheezburgr in haff
2 maykz Kitteh smyle!
Jack.
Jack, you got all that from that liddel kitty’s face, LOL? I think we shall dub you The Cat Whisperer, He Who Can Interpret Cat-xpressions. Also, now I’m hungry for a cheezburger
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Someone here plays WoW.
Fer seberal yeers, seberal years ago, I worked as a marshall at the Buick Classic. Terribul job, you gotta buy the uniform ($70) for the right to stand inna sun fer at least 12 hours, trine to be polite to stoopy spoiled (sumtimes drunk) rich peeps who mostly wanna git inside the ropes when Tiger comes frew. An when the grate golfers do come frew the marshalls hafta turn der back onna golfers to watch the gallery an mek shir nobody does nuffin stoopy. Also hasta hold hans inna ayr an say Quiet Pleeze or Pleeze Stand. So you don’t even git to see the greats ob the game.
One yeer der were big rayn delays on Frydy an most peeps wented home. Dey decided to catch up by startin at 7:00 insted ob 9:00 AM Caturdy so dey needed extra marshalls. Dey sed you knows sumbody den ax dem to hep. I calls a gawlf buddy – meet me at six I sez an I kin get you insyde der ropes awl day fer free fer only two hours werk. OK he sez. I hans him muh marshal hat and puts him ware I wooda bin an tells him wut to do. Too early fer big crowds, big challange is lost bawls. Tyger comes to our hole an over drives the dawglaig, ball lands inna ruff at muh frens feet. He moobs the krowd back an drops the ropes fer Tiger to punch owt to fairway. Tiger walks up, looks aroun, an sez to muh buddy (whuse wareing muh hat) “marshal, pleez to drawp them ropes ober der, Ise going fer it”, muh fren sez “Yer goink fer it! Yassir Mr. Woods”. Neks day the Sunday Noo Yawk Times sport section has long article about the golf on Sattidy and they menshum Tyger confering wif the marshall about ‘going for it’. I’d bin standin inna sun every year for five years an I almost nebber see the great golfers and muh fren shows up fer a cuppa kawfee, pays nuffin, has a nyce chat wiff the greatist golfer inna werld, gits menshuned inna Noo Yawk Times, and tehn Keeps muh hat as mimentoe!
Saowndz lyke joo gawt teh sayme tyming ai got… bad… teh one dai ai goes 2 the Moejavee Dezzert… it raynd.
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Oppz Sry… Tym 2 goe wach Tinfoyl Hat sawng agen… beep!
Well, u still gotta grate storee owt ov it!
Lyfe’s liek dat sumtiems. Wut cann yoo doo, butt bee a gud spoart (splort?) an let himz keepz teh hat. Yoor trun’ll com sumdai! {{{Sol}}}
*Kitteh claps for yoo, cleirly unempressd*
god pls givez mi an cheezburgr!
For dose peoples dat dun play WoWz … dats an emote. Iz mah favorite! U use it when u not impressed.
Kitteh claps at you, clearly unimpressed.
lol im just asking but did u get tht from world of warcraft /wink
What is teh sound uf two paws clappink?
Floof, floof, floof