…and dey nevar found
…and dey nevar found teh BUKKIT!!!
i dont liek da endin of dis storee.
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the killer wus in da backseat da whole time!!!!!
an his hook was on teh car door!
An he wuz drinkin a can uv Pepsee and eetin Pop Roks at teh saym time!
An eetin a Kentucky Fried Rat, too!
ewwwwwwwwwwww
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u maid mii giglol
Hehe! NOM NOM NOM
An nao evreetiem yoo dryve bai dat semitaree, yoo kin see him in hims prom gown, lookin fur a ryde home….
crossdressr prom? wares dat wun?
ha!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!thats some funny stuff!
And eetin a spoen ful of cimano… cinana….simanonz.
comcatulashuns on yer nawt seckund post, theycallmeryan!!!! I dun know yoo, but I am purrty new here…. how shud we silly brate?? S’mores an bug juice around a kozy camp fyre??
s’mores sound yum! Wut kinda bugs u puts in teh bug joos?
I dunno… dey nebber told us at camp… an I wuz even a kounselor!!
du U reelly, reely wanna noa y iz cawld teh “bug joos”?
nao heeeeeer iz sum awnum spooky treats…… look at your own peril…..wut has been seen cannot be unseen
http://www.papayamessiah.livejournal.com/9374.html
okay, i’ll bites, y is cawld dat?
axshully, iz very simple…lawg thyme agoz (wehn dinosaurs roamed the earth and I was young) Aye wuz a camper n lookt in teh kitchin. Bug joos wuz 99% sugar water wif red coloring, and oreng joos. Teh rd (probly #4) colorin died teh bits ob oreng ghastly deap red, n lookd liek bit’s o’ shribbled up bugz, az der wuz nawt enuf 2 rezemul teh oreng. Purrsonalee, Aye finks taht bugz wudda had a flavor…
ohai Smammie, ai fink ai had a petz dinosour tew!!
I had to ride mah dinosaur to skool…in teh winter…uphill boff ways…and it was reely far…
bearfutz 2?
after milkin the hogs an slopping the cows.
n in teh sno up to dynasor’s hipbownz.
Ai wuntz to no, too.
*taeks a sip of bug joos,*…….hmmm…. hint of oak flavor, wif notes of termite, and a zezty mosquito finish. Yum!
wai himz nawt anser us? jus take top spot an goes awai?? but but we wants to sillibraite!!
well we can start teh party and den when he comes back it’ll awlreddy be in full swing!!
… and theycallmeryan was never seen again, eether !!!
*cue spooky music*
*hums twilite zoen theem*
DOODOOdoodoo DOODOOdoodoo DOODOOdoodoo
congrashamutilatedshoelaces on pryor to sekund!
dansin or dreenkin?
dancin tew teh monster mash???
step step hop shake
step step hop shake
shake yr booty
shake yr booty
i did heer it wer graivyrd smash!
now it’s teh hit of teh land!
quick, get out of the car!!!
congrats on yr nawt second ryan!!
dis oldie pikshur………….. had tew recreate…..cuddin find it on teh lol search
dis wai ebbrywun says “get in the car” at wun time or nudder
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1042735
ai hazznt talkeded tew yu foar a wyul. hao haz yu ben?
ohai NIP……… yew bin bizzee grill. ai jus been kinda quiet lately
yeh. ai iz eksiteded, tho!
SKOOLZ AWLMUST OWT!!! YAY!!1!!!!111!!!1!
adn dere wuz mush reejoysin.
ai needz summer tew!!!! used tew be teh funz, dats 4 shur!! got any plans 4 teh summer?
ai haz a mishun twip tew a town taht’s abowt tew howrz awae frum ware ai libs teh nawt sekkund week ov Joon, adn a kamp that ai finks iz in Jooly. Adn wii iz gunna moove tew a howse taht iz closer tew ware wii goes tew church (wii haz tew fix it up a bit, furst, tho).
Tahtz mai summur so far, so nawt tew bizzy
oh NIP did yew see where yew can putz pix ob yr kitties an yrself tew on the cheezfrenz site? is teh link dat says photos…….. maybe yr dad wud help upload teh pix….. is always fun tew looks at teh pix
yeh, ai seed it. ai will trys tew doo it sumtiem, ai pwomiss!
otay!!! ai has tew go get gushi fuds 4 teh mamakitty…….. seh be berry mad wit me today….. but ai will be bak liddel later!!
bye bye 4 now {{{{NIP}}}}
Wun moar kweshun, Haow duz wun noze wen skool iz owt wen duz skool at hoam
Mai fren hoo hoamskooled her kidletz gabed dem teztz tew kno iffn tehy unnerstood teh materyl—Hadda be teh stannardyzed, liek Wisconsin or California Test of Basic Skills. Thay passeded, tehn it wuz summr.
*shrieks in terror*
dey traised teh call…
it wer cummin frum insied teh bukkit!!
K, is mai turn 4 skaree flashlite storee: “It wuz a dark n stormee nite…”
“an nawt a kreeshur was stirrin, not eben a mause.”
oh weit. rong storree.
sry.
kin beez stormeee at kissmas tyme……..s’ok
joo rilly gots to watch wut cums down teh chimbley dees dais!!
fur shur!
forshunitly, ai has gas fierplais an nobuddy is abel to cum daon it.
*un*forshunitly, dis meens no santy claws no can cum an for to gib me prezzies!!
“sudanlee a shawt rarg oust”
an sumwun skreeeemed!!!………..
adn, sumwares in teh distanse, adn goggie growleded adn barkeded!
an teh kitteh wuz laik……….. mmmmmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrroWWWWWWW!
“n pirates appeared on teh hor-eyes-zen”
an awl teh wimmins fainted wit glee………… it wuz
it wuz
Johnny Depp!!!
cut
cut
sceery mobie, jamamakitty, yr doin it rong
bak tew teh pirates sceeen
pooh 2 dat, gib mii Johnny! Hmm ken b teh Depp ob mii…
ai feelz kinda sowwy foar Orlando, cuz ebbrywun wuz awl in lub wif him in Lord ob teh Rings, but nao ebbrywun iz awl kwazy abowt Johnny Depp in teh pie rats! DUNT WURRY, ORLANDO! AI STILL LUBBS YU!!1!1!!!11!1!!!
‘member dem dinosours frum above? Johnny Depp haz bin floatin mai boat since “21 Jump Street”. Orlando iz a kyootie Pie 2, butz Aye wud b N’dangerin a mynah
meh. orlando was kinda a panzee.
a cyoot panzee, but a panzee nun teh less.
now christian bale, dat’s wher it’s at!!!
Me tu, eben if yu iz stil a babeh.
Dat wuz abowt da Orlando. shur wuz a lawng fred! But tawk abowt da pritty boiz. uvver mawrning Ai wuz dreme ai wuz nooly marid tu Rob Lowe oar sumbuddy berry liek him. Mai liddul gurl, bowt 3 crawlz up ona lap nd patz faice nd sez “pritty daddy” Oh, in dreme he aslo hab gawbz ub moniez. Waik up mush tu urly dat dai.
otay den!! ai agree……. jus din want tew kill teh fred by gettin off subjick
dat man is teh bootimus! specshully as teh pirate!!
yu meenz hii’z…a rat taht eets pies?
OH NOES!!1!11!! AI HAZ TEW GOES ADN SAYVE TEH ZAUBERFLOTE PIES FRUM TEH PIE RATS!!!11!1!!!1!
…Meenwile, in teh Midwest, a small child wuz growin up…
Snoopy’s Story FTW!!!
**end of next story**
And teh cheezburgrz wuz nevr seed agin.
comment comment comment comment, but yea good picture….um….bukkit was stolen by teh guy that wore a blue suit and stuffz
He onlee had wun arm!
Noes D: *iz scared*
*sneekz up beehind Ana*
BOOO!1!!11!!!!1!!!1!
di ai skerded yu?
eeeeeeeek x.X
Plz not to sneek behind peoples on scaree storee tiem. >:
sowwy. cudnt reesist!
adn bee shur taht it iz nebber fownd!
if Jakc Bower findz it, dere will bee mush trubbles foar ebbrywun!
Blayer Wich Kitteh – yer doin it rite
naw… not enuf snot.
No bukkit? Oh noes!!1!!! Nao wut wil dis kitteh do??22?? Maybee we shud sendz him a new bukkit foar a urlee Krismus prezent.
o me god! te bukkit iz curst!! o noes!!
Don tell da’ Walrus dat’ it wuz me, mkay?
hehhh.. xDD O noes! :S poor dem
LOLZ
kool
u cant freak me out evil cat!
Yah, tehy nebber ebber finded ‘TAHT’ bukkit;
butt tehy gawt iyn touches wif teh Lolrus,
hoo had gautted sik adn tyred ov wayting foar taht pertykular bukkit,
adn oardered a cayse ov neu bukkits frum teh ‘Hoam Mpruuvemint Stoar’;
Wel, tehy bees awn bak oardre foar naow;
Sew Lolrus haz gotted iyn touches wif kitteh adn tole hers tu reelaxx adn putt taht annoiying flashlite awai, becuz itz blyndyng ebbereeboddee adn creeateyng sum gnormus shadowes
Diddit ebber retern?
No, itt nebber reterned,
An itz fayte iz still unnlerned….
Hims wil ryde foarebber neath teh streiets ov Bauston;
Heez teh man hoo nebber returneded……
anothur grate LOL! gosh, ah just luves de way ah cin always kount awn getting a laff heer
But, to dis dai…iffs ur reely quiet…u can still heer teh bukkit calling…
OK, storee’s ober, u kids go to teh sleeps.
Nitee nite.
No, no drinks ov wadder – go so tel sleeps!
aw! wii wunts tew heers anovver gost storee!
juss wu moar? pleeze, prity pleez?
Ai gotta go potty!!
yu shudda gone beefoar teh storee beegun!
I didn’t hafta go THEN, I hasta go NOWWWWW!!!!1!!!11!
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OH NOES!!!!11!!one Iz too scary!!1
Thorn Shuddrz an’ haidz!!!
robokitteh goes on rampage, lady says to sion-tist inventor winderwasher:
“He’s malfunkshunning!”
“Mal wut?”
“Malfunkshunning!!”
Wallace&Groumet FTW!
ding ding ding a winner! Das wryte NIP, I luvs wallace an grommit, I has seen dem hundreds ob times an I still larf lyke a knucklehed evey time. “Crackin good toast Grommit!”
ebbrywun noes teh moon iz maed ob cheez!
yu sowndz a bit liek mai dad! hii lubbs teh Wallace&Groumet, tew!
The poysin bizzaro Dr Tiny Cat cackles to hisseff in ebil glee:
“I just gottat finish conektating dis brain from Abbey Hoffman’s cusin (Mr Nermal) and then migrate invenshun will be Komplete and I’ll rool der whirreled! Mwahahahahaha. Or werst kase it has opposable fumbs and kin git me gushy food.
teh bukkit wuz nebber fownd. just liek teh dimund frum Marie Antwanette’s Crown ov Ruination. until ai fownd it…
sry, just teh gurl detektive, riminicing abowt old cases.
But to dis day, teh goste of teh lolrus flotes up teh gran starecais weepin an wringin his flippers, howlin, “whooooooos got mah bukkit?”
But onlee wehn thers moonshine.
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“only when there’s moonshine.”
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…and he had a hook for a paw!!!
kids, i’m afraid i haz bad news about bukkit…
dey nevar found da bukket cuz I STOLE DA BUKKET!!! Dr. Seuss’s Hao da Kitteh Smuggler stole da bukket
I haz teh bucket! BWEHAHA! XD