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nyce nawt sekkund Nomlouis, please repond kawfee or tea to the wut beverij kewstshun, acause we already had lotsa boff! Dat don’t mean dat a bloody mary kudden be whupped up if needed.
Heer in teeny tiny Ingerland is teh arternoon awreddy, so we is defnitly reddy for teh alkyhawlic bevridges. Ai cannawt stay lawng tudai as ai is awf to a barbequeueueueueue in a minnit - is it rainin? Check. Is it funderin an litenininin? Check. Teh Brittish summer has arrived!!!
Ai is warin teh shortsannastrappytawp, teh wellyton boots, teh jumper, teh plastik mak an teh bumberella.
Good afternoon SJ!!! So sorree yoo cantt stay an play now - but wehn yoo com bak from beh BBQQQQ an If yoo have teh tiem - go to http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/25/funny-pictures-why-no-one-comes/
We had a RACE fur lolnascar’s birfday. An it was a hyooj success! Tho it’z nao kind
hard to see teh racers crossing teh finish lion - soo mennee commints!!
an do not bee sad at teh picchure!!! This iz teh kitteh at 2:59 AM iCHC time. Bai 3:02 ICHC time, kitteh was laffing an having a grate tiem wif awl the peepl who came.
Maus was riding hiz giunt Clydesdale “Petunia,” ai wuz awn foot, lolnascar wuz in a car, tribble wuz in a hawt hair bloon, zauberflote was awn a majicle flying carpet, leeza-b was awn foot dargging hur balky bulky pyooter - an lolcatburglar chose as HER mount - Mount St. Helens!!!1 An what a site THAT was!!1
gibbocat brought teh sham pain - wif byootiful bubblols provided by cweenmj!!!
Fank u fanku It wer mary!
Oh mai, JanetCH4K, dat wun goes awn for EVER!!!!! Particulerly as ai followed LCB’s linky back to teh Patrik Stewurt kitteh an had to reliv awl the Star Trek jokes too. *sigh* we wuz so phunny bak den. Geeky, but phunny.
dew wii stil dandansdans arown heer ir iz it 2 urlee?
Rosie - shur wee still dans. Just lotsa peeps dont kwite knoe taht yet.
Hao cud it bee to urlee to dans. Oh - an ai know teh PRRRRrrrrrrrfekt thing!!!
DANS! I’M A KITTEHCAT. AN A DANS DANS DANS
AN AI DANS DANS DANS!!!
BRB!!! AI’lll see if ai can find it. Enebuddee else know where it iz??? if so, pleez bring it.
LOLZ ai dansin wit mai kitteh catz nao! dey sharin dare treetz wit meh 2!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ2BKGSmrbY&feature=related
heer it iz. Ebreewun can watch - if they dont alredded noe it - an then dans around to it.
Laik this!!!
*lissen - then dans dans dans and dans dans dans *
lissen sum moar - go”meow meow meow an a meow meow meow ” an skeer yur awn kitteh cat (s)
Then dans some moar. Mien ar looking at mee wif teh beeg googlee aies!!
An teh fawl to teh floar - LOLing. Tehn get sum nice cawffeee an doo eet again. Will
waek yoo up fur shur!!!
We’re doing this dans ov joi fur YOO, Nomlouis!!! Butt yoo can dans, too!!
The moar teh merrier! Whooo hooo!!!!
JCH4K!!! @@@@@@
U mebbe cud putz teh wharnnin sine (kaffee kup wif / troo it) B4 taht kine ob linnee… sew Ay wud noas 2 putz dun teh kup nawt sekkend.
Iz teh wink wahtz gotz mii.
LOL!!! Yoo meen yoo nebber seen thiz wun befoar???? LOL again. Maeks mee laff so har ebree tiem.
Yoo know - ai’ve been heer since august aught 7 - an in taht teim menee peepl hav shown uz soo menee funnee things. an ai hav bookmarked menee ov tehm.
Purrhaps ai shud doo a hysterical comment somewhere - so menee noo peepl hav mist a lot - but it wud bee eeze - sort of eneway - to bring bak teh awld (ICHC teim) memries!
mai tek-no-abilitea, let mii show U it… nawt. iz larnin moar awl teh thymes, butt iz sloooo. Gotz 2 gud teechurz, onlee tehy maeks it 2 EZ bye doin 4 mii, n tehn Ayes noe ‘memberz waht dey didz. Aye wuds lub teh listz (frans, iz dat U?) ob hystory.
JC4K? Ken wii haz annudder raze, a “Run 4 Teh Rosie” 2?
U iz alsew fasser on teh typitty stuf 4 teh reply, butt Ay iz a deadEk8ted praktiissor, ohhh Guddy, annuder raze!1!
F. T. W.
@@@@@@@@@@@ times elebentee!!!!!1!!!!111!
Gud Mawnin KafleenTehNawtFirst,
House whent teh opera n teh LBD?
Teh ballet wuz loverlie!!! And was gud to see mai frend— we has known each udder since we wuz kittens.
Gots to b honist, tho— 2.5 hrs drivin der, 2.5 hrs watchin teh byootiful ballet, adn 2.5 hours drivin hoam. It was a lotta hrs of sitting!!!
I felt very purty in mai lbd and mai frend dat is a boi thot so too *giggles*
Aye hopez U haz teh Comfy Pillow… 2 menny hrs addz up 2 awlmose teh werkdai!
Ur fren dat iz a boi showz gud taist. Nebber unnerestim8 teh powur on teh lbd.
Dat wer funnie!
Nomlouis - conga ratz indeed fur yur REELEE GUD nawt second!!! It maed mee laff f. . .*ahem* nawt-second thing!!!
Think ov it!! Cud bee?! Hao mennee comminters akshullee ar kittehs?? We dont reeleel know fur shur. . .
He will be mine. Oh yes, he will be mine!
mru-ha-ha-ha-ha,( wunce agin, cue orminaus musik)
Nawt saife at awl, kitteh; teh intertoobs iys gunna suck yuu iytu iyt adn yu wil nebber ebber be scene oar herd frum agen!!!
Jes kyddyng yuu, kitteh, adn funnyng aroun; weez alwais heer tu protekt yuu frum enny ebbil intertoob stuf
Oh, I see teh problim. Yoor mowse, I eeted it. Nekst, I play wiht teh trakball.
Gud Mawnin’ ebbry1…jus kitteh curiosity , buttz ken sum1 splain on teh “who B talkin’: rite nex obber dere, house teh teh poastie ob “my internets in a box” gotz dere?
Wen a gnu pic coms up “hoo be torkin” shows teh capshun as teh poster an ennee linkee teh Cheezes has put wit it as teh capshun - confoosed? Yu will be!
sumdai ( rite, wehn peggs haz wingz) Ay wilt unnerstan teh ‘puter. Thnx 4 teh ’splaination… Ay finks dey iz majik juss teh saem.
Aye lieks teh “gnu”: haz pixtur ob silli goTea faze n mai hed noa.
Smammie - Ambercat iz tawking about teh info awn teh top - under teh pikchur (ai think) an tath iz awlwaiz verreee interesting. Yoo shud go to teh link - sumtimes maeks the wun up awll teh funnier.
But yoo ment, ai think, teh wun awn the rite. Taht is teh 15 latest commints. after you hav cominted, yoo needz to “refresh” oar else it won’t chanj fur yoo. But - iff yoo see sumwun yoo laik - an yoo want to see waht they just said - just klick on ten name of teh pikchur - an it taeks yoo rite to their commint!
Ai use it AWL TEH TEIM!!! In fakt ai wish they cud maek it longer - maybee 20 oar eben 25 of the latest wuns.
oh pooh stankie..sumpin doan smelz rite…Ay tink Ay gotta wash teh goggie, oar taeks oust teh gabbarge, wurm teh dragon… yesh, dat’s it, wurm teh dragon. kthnxbai!
How dus yo wurm the gragdon? Inna 350 oven for half hour or micronooker on high for 3 1/2 minnums?
I tink yu gosta digg up manny, meny wormses and then feds dem to da dragonz
O hai chzfrnz! Ai haznt been heer in awile(livin at teh wiki stil), sew wuntd 2 stawp in an sae herro!
Hao iz ebbereeone doin? Still liks nekkid heer witowt teh burgerz…
gess ai shud hab logged in2 werd pretzel nawt sekkund!
Hai Rosie,
Gud 2 c U. Berry bizzee hear L8Lii. Dere wuz a race, C postie “Y no 1 cum 2 mai party?”, wif LCB ridin’ a Mt. (tru) n udder gud phun. U mite reed “dam it, dam it, dam it, dam it” (Ayz sew proud, gotz Nawt Sekkund), butt iz innerarrestin 2. Oar U mite B e-mailin teh wondrous Kafleen, whu finks much thawts, n splains tings whale…..
ai wil go c dat post…dat kitteh maed meh nawt happee
WOW rosie! Loggin into WP perks yoo rite up!!!!
But member - don’t be sad fur teh kitteh!!! This iz teh BEFOAR teh race pikchur!1! Afterwards teh kitteh wuz the happiest kitteh in teh hole whilrllled!!
Boi! Dat wuz teh big 1! 305 kommentz! yow
Ai sawry ai missed LCB ried mt mckinlee! Corse, in sobiet russia, mt
mckinlee ried her! lolz
Mebbe cheezpeeps cud hab anudder wun? Cud B callin it “Teh Run 4 Teh Rosie”, an wii cud awl plan muchas sillybr8n, wif fawnC hatz, silkee scarfs, n, n, n -deep breff- mintee jewel-upz!1!
ai think fur shur wee ar gonna hav anudderwun - prollee lots!!! Ebreewun had SICH a gud tiem.
Ai wuz a liddle afrayed we mite bork sumthing - so menee peeple poasting at teh sayme tiem . Butt - wuz OK.
We cud hav teh “Teh Run 4 Teh Rosie” (SUCH a gud idea, Smammie) awn teh Friedegg befoar teh reel wun!!! Oh!!! where iz taht light bulb smilee when yoo needz it!!!
Letz DOOOOO it!!! Teh 3 AM ICHC teim again. Ai noe itz urlee fur teh Westcoasters, but Noon wud bee too layte fur menee ov ar TTi peepl. Maybee wee wud hav to hav TWOO races??? Oar wud taht bee too much.
USA Westcoast peepl - pleez speek up!!! Waht doo yoo want to do???
teh grate idea smilee b colon idea colon (i hopez)
Gud mornng deer cweenmj!! An yess!!! eggacktlee what ai wuz wanting. Ai gotz mai list sumwhere . . . but iz much eezier to haz tehm memrized!!
Corse - teh idea is Smammie’s - but duzzn’t it sound liek fun. An a grate way to hoheur ar deer Rosie - as she so verree richlee deserbs!!!
finalee, an interwebs predatur Stone Phillips wuld liek!1!!11
2 katch a predatur: the snorgle edishun!
Nawt teh dragon abberawl.. wurmd hmmm ennyhouse, juss 4 sayfT, wun nebber nose wif dem, n waht cawzez teh “burpz” shoed B ahhh-voided.
Waht it wuz: teh Pipsissawa.. nebbur a phun ting 2 deel wif.
Sew hear Ay iz, reddy 2 dans, dans, dans!1! Maistrow, straik-upz teh banned:
twirllee, trwirlee, twirlllllll,….
oooppsie dayzee…
mai B a wallz toon, insted?
Watltzes ar teh wunderbar fur shur!! But we shud wayte fur Maus to bee heer. He iz teh verreee best waltzer in teh whirlled. Well - AR whirllled heer awn ICHC, eneway!!1
Did yoo see the wun hee did wif Mais Oui??? or wuzzit PB2Kittehs?? Wuz SOOOO prittee.
Just maed mai hart sing!!!
Maus, warr iz U? Lookee! Ay B praktissin:
wun, too, tree, dipp
wun, too, tree, dipp (Ay lubs teh dipps teh bestest)
Drumatik diagunul patch uv liet iz nais tuch, kitteh.
juss czeched dat oust.. U iz sew rite! Goez whale wif teh slantie ayes ob teh kitteh. Gud compost-editishun.
Deevee~uss Kitteh
deezyrez rubz andz crunchee fud.
Setz upz an ammbush
Belleh rubz arz nyss.
Feelz so gud affturr Nommee
brekkfust… Wantz sum Now!
Braynee~akk Kitteh
coodz Nom Mowsee’z lawnnng tayl.
Oarz wayt payshuntlee
Jack.
pat, pat, pat liddle paws 2gather, taeks bow ” U honorz mii Jack, thnx U muchlee” sez teh mitey teegur
basement cat
inspiring evilz lolcapshuns
I hearz Jawz moozik…
Yer mowse hand: Teknikly haff mowse.
Eevl kitteh!!1! Ai doeznt trust him enny farthr than ai can throwz him!!1
Spyware Cat
iz spieing
I has hided yur mowse and yr game controllur an unless yu stop playin wif dis puter RITE NOW ize gonna bite all dese cabuls in tu. I WANTS MAH DINNUR. NAOW.
Give me the falcon or I will keel you.
Youse wanna Malted Falcon? Getcher Malted falcon hear!1! Chonklat possums & Malted Falcons!1! Getz dem whylez dey hot!
Hot chokklit possumz?? Won’t dey meltingz?