Rwar?
Rwar?
yoo needz 2 do it wif moar skarreeness liek dis kitteh…
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IDDEEBIDDEE sypurryin tygur!!! Ai nomz yur kyutnizz!!!
*** SPLORT ***
conga-rats on ur nawt second, elfinugget!
wut dance do u desire??
*blinkz froo da duk-taep on hed* o, dans? um…. ooh ai kno!!
Let’z plae teh song Teh Monztar Mash, do teh dans teh Monztar Mash, an’ drink Monztar-enargee drynks in onnur ov dis kyut lil’ rawr-monztar!!
corngraduashunz elfi!!
Nawt sekund teh wunnersum tezt skoarz an nao teh reel nawt sekkund fur vest frum Last.!
Yay 4 yew an teh daiz ov suck sess!!
Mawnstur machine wii R!!
due teh mawnstur mashhie
mashhie mash!
oh, deer! hao doo wii sillybrayt yur nawt-sekkund wen yu haz no hed? ai wud halps yu. but mai hed splorteded, tew
happi nawt-sekkund, elfinugget!
aw No1iP..!!?? eye hoepz sumwun haz send teh CCC 4 yew!!
Doan wunt teh brayn splortz awn teh shyknee danz flur wen elfi am doon teh mawnstur mash!!
Lemme cheque:
sweip sweip; skuep skuep.
Tukkitty tuk tuk. rap rap gangsta rap. New purdee baycin cap.
Floofee blankee and teh possum shaept chawklit.
Yew sitz der 4 teh wyol wif a martoonie an eye kleenz teh danz flor 4 yewz.
Whut a kyoot kitteh!!!1.
lukkee eye diddunt haz mai glassiz awn!!
Oh, Gibbo, duz yu noze yur surbing martooniez tu miner chiled type pursun?
butt thnx 2 teh teknologie ob teh ICHC (majix) teh martoonee noas instinktifflee 2 b-cum teh nommy chonklit sodey flowt
Ai furgot. ai wuz sum wurid cuz we shud nawt be kruupting owr yung wun nd speshlee dint wantz tu git busstid bai thawriteez.
teh martooniez am awlwaiz teh chawklit flavr. iz ownlee 4 teh groed up kittehz 2 add teh speshul greedy entz iphen tehy fealz teh nead.
Ai haz nebber worked teh CCC befoor but ai trii nao, elfinugget.
Whoee, whoee, whoee,
Emerg en C
Maik wai fur CCC
Sit rite here elfi
Iz awl okay
scoopy scoopy scoopy deh brainz
pat pat pat brainz bak into hed
Ai gots purty bathin cap wid medical symbals adn kittehs awn it
Ai halp u putz it on
here iz teh floofie blanki wit little sheeps and lambs
A choklitt pawsum adn martoonie.
teh new cheezpeep kwire will sing u a lullaby nao
U feelin better?
oyeth fankoo.
I has nawt yet figyurd owt deez abreebyaeshinz. whut ar CCC? whut ar CHRG?
AI noze dey is foar pozt-splort rakobry, but I nunno whut deyz meen.
oh deer! Sorree we nawt explane well!
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CCC == Cyoot Crash Cart, a wun stop plaec fer all our post-splort medikull needz
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CHRG == Chicken Hed Rubber Glub. Mai alzo kum wif drawkings awn it, den it’z a CHRG(wdoi).
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*sips martoony an nomz chokklit ‘pozzum*
Hay, I feelz mush betar. U gyze reedid abowt mai huzbin’s win, bottom ov lazt pozt? I am so teh prowd to be mumma of kittehs wif him. Him such a gud man.
Wen we had toarnaedoz warny him halpt me git owr kitiz into teh klozit wif us (we onlie had 2 kitiz den) …. but him had to git kiti owt by hisself for fyr ‘larm at hims partmint, and him didzd it!
such win huzbin. I so luffz him.
Ai rplai awn dat last poast but yu wur awlredy obur heer. Yu kepez him, k?
cheers! *sips martoonie, noms baked cheeze puff*
ah r sew glad 2 heer u lubs ur hubby an he lubs u. ahma gonna go look at wut u wrote onna last post…
OMG Elfie! wut a grate hubby yew dew haz! I r prowd ov himz tew. tell him awl da cheeze frens fink he’s da cooleset
{{{{ Elffie, Hubby an kitteh}}}
ah ahm sew glad 2 heer awl is well and no reel fier wus hapinin.
oh mai, elfi! I’z sorree I missed yur splort!
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heer, haz sum hawt choklit wif sum skwerrly-whippy-creem and sprinkuls and possum-shaped choklit peeces
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an nao, to rebrane yur hed:
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*sweep sweep sweepity sweep*
*mop mop mop*
*tuk plop tuk plop tuk plop*
*pat pat pitty pat*
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ally ally oxen free, all ye liddel excaped brane cells!
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I fink I gots em all
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*tug tug snap*
*wrap it up wif sum ducky taep*
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duz yoo need a blankee? heer’s a bloo wun, in honor ov teh kitteh’s bloo blankee.
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jes sit quiet-liek, yu’ll sune be fine
“ally ally oxen free” duz kit-kats stil say that?
@@@@@@@ thnx 4 teh memo reece
Fink dis iz da nawt sekund nawt sekund splort ai haz sene. We has tu be moar purpaird dan dis. Enny buddiez notis wp iz nawt maik smileyz fur us tudai? oar iz just me duing it rong?
:?)
Yoo haz teh smileys—tehy juss duzzn shose till it poasts!
sumtiems nd sumtiemz nawt. Stil nedez praktis. ai rote doawn ona papur wut ZF toled me but den cant rede mai oan . :blush:
aw hunney, dat be : oops : wit no spaces…….. makes de blushie face!!!
Someone suggested once to keep a text file on your computer with all the little codes, and then copy/paste em instead of tryin to type em. Seems like a good idea, since all my little brain cells done splorted all over, and I can’t merember nuffin rite naow.
gr8 idea!! specially for the notes………dems hard to member
how’s yr shingles? all better? ai wuz itchin like crazy from medications and nurse sent me to skin doctor……. gots ointment and pretty strong antihistamine… no moar itching!! yay…..
I is almost OK. Still getting some spots, still occasional bad headaches. Feel much more human.
Thank you to everyone for their kind wishes.
*eyez tytely shut*
*fink kwikly: taks reternz, inshurans klaym formz (in triplicat), kwadratik eekwayshunz*
happi nawt-sekund, elfi!!!
uh-oh SPLORT
Nawt anuuder wun!!! Aye iz sew un-gud atz dis! Hotay, hear goez;
Sweepea, sweepea,
Scoop dah branes, scoop dah branes
Putz bakc n teh hed, berry karefullee
riiippp teh duck tape ( ooh pretty wif lotsa yello dukies awn it)
wrap twice, apply Chrg/doi
Grab floofiest blankie, yello 2 match dukies
pops possum shped chonklit n2 mauf
place martoonie in hans, adn sofflee hum multiplaycation tables 2 calm teh patiant
*speekin fayntly* fankoo fur ebbryfing, smammie! dat were sum dedly kyoot! but ai feelz mush bedder nao.
definately kyut! *splort* *splort* *splosplosplsplsplsplspspspspsssssSPLORT*
*reloadz CCC.
Bweep! Bweep!
Cummin threw!! make way!!
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*Whipz out deh brum & dust pan
*Sweepitee, sweepitee, sweep.
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Dere, awla braynez swept inta deh pan.
Noaw wii tukz up up in2 deh hed like soe.
Pulling on deh CHRG (wif doi) snugetee, snuggettee.
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*Pat, Pat.
*VVVRRRIIIPPPPPP. pullz off sum duktayp.
*Rapz deh CHRG on wif deh tayp.
Noaw I tuk u up inna prittee orinj blankee.
Wud you like a chokklit martoonee? I thot so. Heer ya go.
*Hands jd deh martoonee and a chokklit possum.
U resting heer adn u’ll b feline bedder soon.
Danck yu. That wuz a siiirius cutesplrt.
Oh, yay! Elfinugget is furst!
Hah, hah! I sed furst an u cant low burgur mee!
Furstee, furstee, fur-STEE! (duz a little kickee line dants)
Ahem.
Furr bein furst, Elfi, u win teh kitteh! Yep. Dat cute kitteh is urs! Tek it home and
lub it. ♥
You sayed a bad wurd!!
*looks arown*
Shush!
it prittee
reach owt adn tuch sum wun
pat… pat… pat… hmmmmm *pawpawpawpawpaw*
Dat ar teh KB. Him pat mai leg. Den him pat mai othur leg. Den him sit on mai lap an’ pat mai arm. Den him pat mai othur arm. Den him laik… ooh… mumma’s belleh iz teh sawft!!! *PAWPAWPAWPAWPAWPAW* whyl purring loudly and droolin’ liek a big-ole goggeh.
Den him drill-cat-flip hims hed an’ teh drool go evreewhar, kuz mumma needid a showar.
Hii lurks sew sweeeeeeet.
Am diz a tye? Ai needz tew goe purrchase teh soupr-betr re-inna-forzd CHRG eef dey keyp showN mii deze lil spice nommerz.
Oooh mai nawt sekkund ty!!!!! Ai ken go to teh ty bowtik adn getz a twirly skirt fur goin owt on Caturdai Nite. Adn ai can pet teh purrty unicorn in teh back room? Whu iz joynin me? Iz mei nawt sekkund visit.
Concatulashuns Elfinugget!!!
Ai wil goe tew! Ai hab mutch shopN tew dew!!
Less “Rwar!”, moer “Awwww!”
*KAAA-SSPPPPPPLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRFFFFFFFTTTTT!!1!!1!1!!!*
HALP! CCC! CCC! CCC! ITZ TEW KYOOT!!!
iz noob.. nawt getz “ccc”?
Iz rezqu teme. Se up at tawp left ub skrene? iz lolwiki. clik awn wen yu nedez help. :D:
Is teh Cyoot Crash Cart - it coms wiv Chikin Hed Rubber glubs (wiv drorins awn) to put awn yur hed - tehy stop it form asplodin form to cyoot. Som peeps perfur to yus to 50’s styl bayving caps. Teh CCC awlso has teh floofy blankits and choklit to cumfert yu, after teh hed asplodes form teh cyoot. teh choklit is possum-shaypd, to be toadally nawt-cyoot. Awn to boddum shelf ob teh CCC is teh Nyn Essenshul Wiskees, as slected bai Paws4Thot, an a infinit sply ob martoonees - perfect fore AWL occayshuns! An awslo hot choklit, if its too erlee for teh wiskee or martoonee!
Possums iz nawt kyoot? oh oh, Ayez n troobul noa. Aye ‘tolled PrettyCatNominative hur nu boifren wuz lukkin gud 2 mii, n gibbed hur teh xtra kibbles 2 shair….
Smammie - possum ar reelee cyoot - but - wunz upawn a teim, we had a box of babee possums - an sum peeple thot they were nawt cyoot - an sum were toadalee enchanted wif dem.
it’s a long storeee - developeded ober several threds. Ai will see if ai can find teh possom pikschur - assewming taht yoo ar too noo to ‘member it. (Pleez furgib mee ivf ai ar rong.
But this iz also wai Phillipe haz teh box of babee possoms now. Sum of us thot they were so cyoot taht he cud uze tehm as a “chick magnet.” We dunt know hao sukcessful this taktik haz been.
ai finx it meens sumfing liek Cummunity Caer Cart. it has awl sorts ov stuff tew halps wif teh splorts. it haz CHRG(wdoi), shwr kapz, ’50s bravving kapz, duk tayps, adn vareeus kinds ov choklit.
Menny Willykums tew yu, RobbnTerri!
{{{{{RobbnTerri}}}}}
LOL!!!
Gud guess, n1ip - but iz nawt rite. It meen “cyoot crash cart.” Filled wif the needed medikul suppliez.
At furst we cawled it the Kyoote Krash Kart - but - tehn we saw teh KKK - an- hmmm - wuzn’t kwite waht we wanted - so it gotted chanjed.
Heer below is waht I THINK mite bee teh furst teim we used it - neer the bottom. Cud bee furst time wuz a bit eriler - but nawt bai much.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/16/i-has-a-blanket-noo-they-be-stealin-my-blanket/
O hai RobbnTerri
Ai iz werkin teh CCC rite now- u kan halp adn learn awl abot it.
Wii helpz N1iP becuz her head explodes wid teh kyootness ob teh kitteh.
CCC comin thru
CCC comin thru
Ai hab teh BRVM to vacuum up teh brainz
*BRVM BRVM BRVM* It makes noiz liek itz naim
swish swish swish - teh brainz fall out ob teh BRVM and bak into N1iP hed
Riiiiip teh duck tape to tape ur bathin cap on- no snap on tis bathin cap but it has pictures of nancy drew on it
Hawt choklitt fur u N1iP?
Chokklit pawsum?
Sshhh, listen…. teh new cheezpeep kwire iz singin teh lullabies
Ai sit heer adn hold ur hand till u okay
iz ai a speseemin ov lurnin?
Fanx, ai tayk awl yu offur mee, espeshully teh Werdycnan bayving kap!
I wuz speseemin uv lurnin wen gibbing birth.
Not so grate axshullee.
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Think Ill b habbing a chokklit 2 recubber frum deh memree.
Ai;m so happynes we hab just teh rite baving cap fur owr gurl detektiv.
Ai fownd bavin cap at teh ty bowtik adn ai hads to get it cawse ai knew N1iP wud needz it wun dai!
Teh ty bowtik haz ebbery ting!!!!!!!!
hang on, n1iP!!!
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*runs ober to get teh CCC*
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*wheelz it ober to N1iP*
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okee - jes sit quietlee an fink uv yur taxes or sumfing pleh. heer’s a nice sawftee blankee - bloo, liek teh wun teh kitteh has (nawt sure if it goez wif yur eyes liek it duz hiz)
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lemme go find teh mop
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*sweep sweep sweepity sweep*
*mop mop mop*
*tuk plop tuk plop tuk plop*
*pat pat pitty pat*
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*mutters* okay - hoo hided teh CHRG(wdoi)s????
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phew - founded wun.
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*tug tug snap*
*wrap it up wif sum ducky taep*
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heer yu go, sum hawt choklit wif sum skwerrly-whippy-creem and sprinkuls and a bunch ov peeces ov possum-shaped choklits
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stay heer fer a few minnets, yu’ll feel bedder
fanx, PB2K! yesh, teh blankee goez verri well wif mai bloo ai’z!
ai getz it nao, sry!
BTW, ai reelized taht yur naym iz OwnedBy2Kittehs ai awlwaes thot it wuz Pawned by tew kittehs, adn ai didnut kyite get it.