teh road to basement cat
teh road to basement cat is paved wit catnip playthings
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oh, the playthings, they r so shiny. . .! noo, must resist!
Congradumalashuns awn yur nawt sekond poast, octochan!!!!!!!!
Wut kynda drinkee adn daynse duz yuu wunt????
Enneefing at awl; yuur choyse, speshully becuz itz Caturday, adn lottsa
Cheezfrends ar hoem frum wurk!!
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, haow’d tihs geyt daown heer???? Dunno!
Wel, ennywaise, octochan, weez congradumalayte yuu 2 tiems!!!!!
Weez gunna celeebraite twise az muches!!
Stoopeee, Stoopee Wurd Pretzul!!!!
Ai ken nebber ebber figger aowt hims waiys adn styule!!!!
fanks muchly!! iz mai nawt sekkund nawt sekkund, i wish it were clevererer.
I lieks tea, wot kinda fancy teas you gots? I has caramel tea, n tea wot smells
liek cake, n lavender erl grey, n chai, n sakura cherry green, n provence
rooibos. . .
Charlieston’s mai danse, come n charlieston wif me!
Dooby da doo doo doo
da dooby dooby dooby dooby dooby dooby da doo!
*step step step step step step twirl*
**spins to make floofy skirt spin high**
(oops! realizes is missin sunthim….too breezy…hurries to sit down wif Mr erl grey)
Congratz octochan!!!!1! Woo-hoooo! N ai liked ur commint!
“I can resist everything except temptation” O. Wilde
congratshoelacings octochan
(are u twice as interesting as 4chan?)
noes, i am octochan haz nuffin to do wif 4 chan at awl. My IRL last name iz Chan – is common chinese name. and I lieks octopi, an cephalopods, etc. So, octo + chan.
oh, i see. i thinks sea critters r fascinating too. sum jellyfish look otherworldly.
plz forgive me for my flippant curiousity.
Kuriosity iz okay. We iz liek teh kittehs- awlwais kurios bout ebberyting
iz ok, liek 3floof sez. teh kooreeozitee, it nachural to us. u iz also nawt teh sekkond one tu aks me dis. if i noed abawt 4chan wen i maed mai yuuzernaym, I mite of maed it difrunt. but iz mai fayvrut wun so far, n i no let ossosiashun wif infamus site to mayk mi chaynj et.
OOOooohh! Sumwun els hu is fasinaated bai teh sefalopodz! Tehy r teh reelee unyuzhual, hao tehy mob, n sum haz teh chromo… kromo… kulur-chanjing fingz in tehir skin whitsh kan chanj kulurs in amaazing patturnz, kwiklee oar slooooolee. Jus uebeeleebabul! Iz taht wut u meen bai hao u lieks tehm, oar doo u meen liek awn teh menu kynd ob lieking?
LOL When I wuz lil’kidlet (about 7?) my momzilla wuz taek classes at OhyoStaetU. She had to go meet wif her advyzur, an’ I went wif her. Had to waet in teh outsaid hiz offiss. Wel, der wuz laedee wif mykroskoap sittng at a dezk in teh nawt-offiss. She wuz looky at teh somefing. She azkd me if I wuntid to see, an I did… she sed it wuz oktopuz cellz. I lukd, an’ it wuz such byuteeful, wuz chaenj kolurz so pritty. I wus fassinaetid. It wuz rippulz ov patterny kolurz, juz amaezingz.
Elfie, do u fink taht sparked ur intrest in sighentific fings? Ai habbing simlar eggspeeriunz arownd aj 7 oar 8, wehn doctur wuz zamining insied mai sister’s eers n aksed mii if ai wanna habba luk. So inneresting! Later konsidered being doctur maisef. Butt lub of langwij too strong; ai medical editor nao.
aize teh oldest uv 8 childeren, an mai mom lieks teh skwids– soze the sefalopods r naow ower famlee maskot.
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ai needz to go bak an findz teh skwid lolcat an favrit it…
Mai momzilla laik to eet teh skwidz. She evun byez dem at da store.
I yam appreci8 dem cephalapods as well. Boff fascin8N critters and gud eatin too. Dem Cuttle fish is odd luking but still purtier den munkfish (althoe Ise in no hurry to snorgle any ob dem).
yesh, teh sefalopawdz r ahhsum kreechurs! iz fasinaatin to wotch a 3 fut
octopus skwish isself thru a hol teh saiz ov a kwarter, or open skroo-top jars
for fud (is troo! u can wotch on uutuub!) n fings like skwids n cuttolfish r
pretty tuu.
iz mai dreem to has teh oktopus pet, but dey needs teh SOOPER
EXPURTNESS akwareeyum keeper ekspeeriuns, nawt to menshun hau
ekspensif iz it. dey also dun life reel long – mebbe 3 yeers at most.
Resistance is futile.
must….resist….temptashun!!!
Donut go to teh dark side!!!11!!!
teh shinyness of teh playthings, they make the darksied nawt so dark, hey? so is awl safe!
Con Cat Shu Lacingz, octochan & bubbyscranky!!
How wii silleebrate dis fine morning?
Drinkz? Danses? Sleeping in?
U b tyde, so hedding on ober 2 deh Ty-Boo-Teek and take ur pick uv
awl deh fine merchandise. In addishun 2 deh tyz der b
kitteh faced loleepopz, Martooniez uv awl kindz Lotz uf chokklit possumz,
50z bavving capz, adn I happen 2 b noeing
Gibbocat haz sum unicornz in deh storeruum.
Ennyfing ur liddle hartz desire . . . .
Congratz to u tew bubblyskranky!!!!!!1! W00t!
“mmmm-donut…” -H. Simpson
congrat2layshuns,bubbyscranky!
but…. but…. dey haz COOKEEZ!! Mah T-shirt telled meh so. See?
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Is this me Birthday prezents?
Iz catnip da tuul ov basement cat?
I tink nawt. Itz basement cat’s salbashun,
leedin himz up auot ob da dark.
win!
Oh, yes basemint cat, plz tew joyn us in teh lite. See? Ceiling Cat can has teh shinee toys fer yu…tempateeng, no?
an catnippy mayk you feel all relacksed an hapeetail….wait, unwess you are da type who gets irritatable when you gets high…..
Luuuuk, doez yu wants for has dis shiny device? It ar relevant to yur intrizts, no? dat’s rite, nice kitteh.
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booklion – ai lub yoo. Dat nisest wai to luk at it in HOLE WURLD!
Intemperance-it has me!
In Soviet Russia…
… teh kitteh nipz U!
Kitteh nooo! Iz trik. In hell dey has no gushy fud or cheezburgers or nething yummy
but but but dey’s got catnips
so at least dey noes hau to partee!
But if Ai getz awl teh shiny catnip tois furst adn den goes tu confess shun -Ai’s be okay? Ai no goes tu hail?
hmm….catnip or eternul joi? catnip iz eturnel joi! I goes to basement cat!
Nooooooo lil kitteh….da way to ceeling cat is narrow but is worf it….catnippy not worf it in hell cuz you also gets cold baffs every day plus vet exams plus yer yer tempachur gets took in yer butt plus no windows to watch birdees plus no snorgles…..
Tihs iz goein OT, butt haz joo foax seed tihs?
h t t p : / / dubbadubbadubba .cbc.ca/cp/technology/080424/z04249A.html
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Ai can haz jawb, plz?
Der b a notice @ teh tawp uv dis page in deh “News from” box.
1. Chek it owt.
2. Send resumay
3. Get gnu job.
4. B happee 4 ebber.
> Der b a notice @ teh tawp uv dis page in deh “News from” box.
Ai noes tehat, ai wuz jus’ poyntin owt taht it were a ‘noozy’ itum.
Acksully ai goz a grate jawb naow… Ai LYKZ it adn ebree sebbun yeerz tehy maeks joo taek 2 mumphs awf wif full pai adn bennys adn noebuddy iz ‘lowed 2 cawl joo adn say HALP, ner nuffin’. A yeer frum naow, I bee in teh Paris… oar mebb Oslo… oar Floofiekittehstan oar sumwheres…
woozled, iz rite URL? Iz nawt wurking furr mii.
kthxbai
U gotz 2 onlee startz at teh “cbc.ca ” adn go awl teh wai to teh “html” wif teh copy buttin… it tuk mii a whale 2 werx it owt 2
Fanks!!
Whenebber ai seeing “dubbya” ai finking ob GWB; itz confoozled mii!
stoopie me hit rong commint button 2.. it goez hear;
U gotz 2 onlee startz at teh “cbc.ca ” adn go awl teh wai to teh “html” wif teh copy buttin… it tuk mii a whale 2 werx it owt 2
Dat wuud be such dreem job. Ai no lib on da west coast doh, so Ai no can be teh kwalified. Ceem to mii lyek job can do at teh houz tho, yes?
Prolly… adn tehrz noe law ‘genst moovin’…
Reminderz me uv deh nursery rime:
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Ding dong dell,
Kittehz in deh well!
Hoo trew her in?
Liddle Tommy Green.
Hoo pulled her out?
Liddle Tommy Stout.
I must b going noaw. Happee Caturday. Cheez 2 awl!!
SPANK LIDDLE TOMMY GREEN!!!!
srsly, liddle tommy green sowndz to meh laik teh varee-bad kid, whut groze up bees teh seeryul killur.
Y hee kill seeryuls?
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Whut Poast Toazteez ebber doo 2 himz?
Ai am hidin mai cheery 0hs adn mai frosty flakies rite now. No wun gonna kill mai seeryuls.
Ai know. Mai chexxmixxystuff be awll put awae. I shud haid it whar tomee green nawt find.. ai eetz it afore him kan killz it. him evul.
Hai elfinugget, Gud luk on teh fyzishun assistant skool. Iz kinda liek intens med skool but shorter. Ai am hoomin nurs so’s ai werk wit teh fyzishuns adn all teh assistants. But ai am studyin now fur B.S. in vet sigh-ens adn ten on tu grad skool
3 Floofies: oooh!!!
I has debated taking nursing classes and getting a CNA certification or something, just to get in some good hands-on clinical time.
I ar smart Elfi, I can wrap a sprained ankle, ice it and elevate it so fast it never swells… my husband sprains hims anklez awl da tiem (he’s got some version of SCA)… Less now that he’s got ankle-foot orthotics…. but my roommate tripped and jammed his big toe really hard and I was like OOH!! I KNOW DIS WUN!!! *determined it not broked* *wrapped carefully with not-too-cold icepak* *elevated foot on some boxes at the end of his bed* *administered 1 tylenol and 1 naproxen* *told him I’d check on his foot in a few hours, just lie there with your foot up*
It never swelled, just barely bruised.
yay.
–Elfi
you has da paws ob care for shure! Gud wuck wif studies….i be in the medidactical feeld for… (counts on pinkee toe pads on four paws den hind paws one moar tyme)….27 yeers. Luv luv luv it! the stydin part be hards and sumtimz you wunner “why i do dis to myselp and why i pay dem so mush $$’ butt is berry berry worf da hazzle. reellee troolee…gud wuck. **maykes happeetail**
Nawt teh Cheery Ohs!1! I canst lib widout dem!1!1!1! Shood Ai b hidin teh b-naners 2?
Heer, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh.
Weez mus diverte kitteh’s attenshun wif ovver nyser plaifings;
Heer, Kitteh!!!: weez hazza lawt ov beautimusful fings foar yuu; jes taika luuk:
Dere’s: jes oapened canna toona; byg bolla mylke; huuuuge cheezburger, oar 2;
toi mowsies wich hazza flavur ov catnipp; sum burds maked outta salmoun; adn sebberal fishees cuncokted frum chiken;
(Yuu deafeenatelee DO NAWT neede dose catnip mowsies wich bees onna roade tu purrditshun; DOAN GO DERE!!!-weez gunna hoald yuu bak frum teh
OOohhH! Can I plizzz!?!?!
*puts on caretroll mask*
ZOMGZ whut yu finkingz giv teh kitteh teh hoomin fewdz!?! Kitteh shud be teh boykott teh milkz foar teh reko–um… Recom… r-fingy bov-.. boe… kow growf harmonz! An’ feedz yur kitteh teh toona iz tarribul! Fink ov teh poor dlolfinz whut iz kaptord in toona netz, yu shud nawt inkoorij yu kitteh to suport such tarribul stuf!!
OMG I kannot beLEEV yu peepulz!! Such tarribul evul!!
Oboy, mai not-sekkind karetrollz. Hao I do?
Oooh, berry guud indeeb. Joo kaeks meh awl pist orf adn wanting 2 eet teh dlolfin stakes wif a nyce cream sawse.
Purrfekt! Fullz of ahthoratativ hawt ayr adn gilt tripz. Grayte cair-troll!
Ur doin it rite!
W00t elfie!!!!!1!
Deer Karetroll,
Ai haz chekt wif PrettyCatNominative, adn SHE sez, “Phlebbb 2 U”. alsew havin ben reedin teh Ben & Jerry’s box, dere iz noe BHG n teh icey creemz, sew dere.
Thnx 4 ur corncern,
etc., etc., etc.
{{{Elfie}}} Gud job az teh troll. U gotz mii pissid orf rite awai
LOL
Fanks guyz!
I also reed teh ben&Jerry’s…. many tiemz a dae…. LOL furzt fing ai did when I got positiv tezt (seemz laik yeerz ago!!) wuz go buy teh organyk whol-milk an’ teh Ben&Jerry’s icekreemz!! LOTZ OF DEM.
Wuz such win.
–Elfi
Hoamurr Simpsun Cat
iz smarturr tahn t3h Debbill. Taykz
CatzNip toyz uppstayrz!
Bayssment Cat needz 2
layz owt Shynee Deevysez
witch wurkz betturrurr
Mebbee Bayssment Cat
needz 2 cumz Uppstaryz? Mennee
Windo Sillz awaytz
Jack.
o boi jak, dis iz best wun yet. ‘bayssment cat needz 2 cumz uppstayrz’ fr shur!
Teh road to peece is paved wiff troll bait.
Butt whut joo doo wif tehm wunce joo ketch tehm?
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Tehy noe am yummeh lyke teh bass oar traowt…
Trollin for trollz?
Iz teh trollin fur trollz teh inter-active gaym? Ai wantz tu plai. Wair we start?
Oh hai… Iz barry inneraktiv. Taeks elebenty cheezpeeps to catch a troll.
Must to lyn up on bridj in a seerkl.
Reddy? Nawt 2, 2, Free! Get da trollz!
OOOOhhhh! Ai tink ai got wun. Wat ai do wit it now?
Me tinks ai jus watch it, den ai pawpad it a kupple ob tiems, den ai pretend nawt to watch it soes it tries tu scamper awai, den ai pownce on itz awl ober agin. Ai lieks dis gaym!!!!
I getz it, a troll bridge.
Dat’z rite!
Wut du weez does wif teh trolls wen we ketchem??
Tu teh bestes ov mai unnerstandyn Ai finks tehy getz sprayded wif elebentey aeriosol kans ov “Eau de Scents ov Hyuoomur”; tehn Ai fink tehy goez bak IRL tu atempt tu liev a lief wif sum funses, iyf tehy bees kapabel ov iyt.
(Tehy mite hev bin teh praktis of eetyng tehm a lawng tiem agoes, butt Ai’m nawt shure;
taht wuz befoar mai tiem heer)
midwai thru lyfes jurnee
ai founded maiselfs atop a dark starekase
teh right rode losted.
onoes! teh stairzes wus infrern… diablol… er…
reely bad n hard 2 describe n stuff
but i no can has wantz 2 think bout it gain
dante kitteh ref ? FTW !!1!
iz swippery swope
rey-sist teh temptashun, reyyy-sist it!
iz not tempd. Road to basement too uglee. Mebbee wit new carpet..
teh fuglee karpit is makin me seesik…
DUK!
But basment cat is up the stairs?
Wut happend tew ze gud intenshuns?
Teh rode tu HECK iys paveded wif tehm!!!!!
OMG!!! dis pic iz sew fur da win!!!!11!!
But basemint cat haz ol the best choonz. Tiz dilemaz.
Btw this LOLcat VEEEEEY cleverz! Goled starz!
LOLMADONNA.
com to mii miniun muuuhahaha
nao… mak sure 2 tell basement kat u has come 2 rob him ov his katnip… or ur doomd
basement cat luring… another basement cat??
lol funny stuff funny stuff
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