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picture: Stewart Johnson with kitteh Bugalugs. lol caption: The_Alpaca
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‘sokay I thawt ur lol wuz funy
moderator kitteh nawt sew nice.
picture: Stewart Johnson with kitteh Bugalugs. lol caption: The_Alpaca
I dun care wut yew tink! Yer poysin!!
*cries in corner*
Oranj kittehs be poison only in that they kan melt yur hart wid love. Iz a good poison. You dies wid smile on yur face.
Congrats, Ktnf, on yur top not-sekkond!
Fanks!! Is mai nawt sekkond nawt sekkond!!!
lief is good… I gots mai farvest from last nawt seckund… bof of mai kittehs are heer wif me on mai bed (hoggin awl teh space… fanks, guys) and ai’m chill wif teh cheezpeeps. Bliss– ai haz it.
I duz a happee dans fer u!!!
Oh noes I seded deh f werd!!!!
Kafleen deh nawt first b habbing her berry furstest fur vest frum last!!
***Duz anuzzer happee dans***
here is a cute lil yoooooo toooooob to add to yr bliss dis mornin!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0lbfEb8MMk
blissful indeed!!! fanks, jamamakitty! I has nebber ackshully seen Alice in Wonderful Land b4… kan yoo beleeve it??
mus be wun ob dem generashunal fings……….. hah!! hab a wunnerful dai wit yr kitlins an awl!!
I has always wannted to see it tho… mebbe ai’l watch it tonight…. dat, or Juno. (has any cheezpeeps seen Juno? Is mai new faborite movee!)
KTNF, how about sum tea & ginger cookies?
oooh!!! yesh pleez!!!! ginger cookies are teh smart cuz dey is yummy and they match mai hair.
I can haz chai tee? I cannot haz it IRL lately cuz it has too much caffeine and ai am awl like pleh! caffeine– DO NOT WANT.
Heer KTNF!!1 Ai hav maed yoo sum fresh chai tee. laik tehy doo in India, wif fresh grated ginger an squished hole cardamums.
Tastes REEL gud wif tej ginger cookees.
An there iz plentee fur ebree wun!!!
nom nom nom nom nom
sounds sew tastey!!!!!!1!!!!
Ohai, Kafleen. Tehre are sum berri good decaf chais abailabul. Teh wun Ai liek best am Yogi Chai Redbush. It berri berri tastee.
congratulayshuns KafleenTehNawtSecond Postie
Another feisty red-head-i c. how about sum red zinger T next?
I has nebber had red zinger T…. but sownds like fun!!
Happeh Dai fur KNTF!
Wat a wunnerful wai to start ur Fundai!
I lubs mah Red Zinger ober ice – yum yum.
Mebee u shud buy zum lotteree tickets since ur in teh top spot?
*duz happeh danse fur KafleenTheNawtFirst*
*gibs shmoo on cheek*
yay!!!! fanks!! {{{romeow}}}
ai’ll buy teh lottery tickets and den yoos teh winnings to throw a BEEG cheezburger partee for teh cheezpeeps!!!!
U so smrt, iz no wonder ur in teh top spot!
*rubs hands together*
Cum on lotteree fur KTNF!
Yes – it wuz funny – now go bring me sum food.
ur only as gud as yer last joek.
I be leeving today for Egypt. Will be there two weeks, will bring back Egyptian kitteh/goddess statues for everyone. And skarabs for da statues to play wid.
To Janetcanhas4kittehs : If a parade be planned for the return of the sorely missed Mary O’Spockn, pleez be sure to tell her I sent 7 starships to releese foton torpedos into Earth’s atmosphere, for pretty fireworks display at parade. No, the toxik discharge into the air won’t harm anyone, as long az you hold yur breath for the first two minutes.
Will say hello to the kittehs of Egypt on behalf of da cheez frends.
“the ancient Egyptians worshipped cats as gods. They have never forgotten this.”
mai dadcat got me a shirt wif dat on it wen ai was a kitten… seem to be appropriate for teh moment.
Have a loverly tiem in Egypt, CH!!!!! We will miss yew muchly!!
*Waving deh floofee paw bye-bye!!
Oh, CH!! yew b soo lukee. Wii will missing yew 4 shur.
Plz 2 b gibbing deh cat goddess Bastet our most humble greetingz.
Enjoy yur bisit adn cum home safelee.
{{CH}}
*wiping tears uv deh happee/sad adn waving fureeuslee.
{{{{Cookie’s Human}}}} Thankz so much fur stopping bai fur fond fairwellz. Yoo will bee sorelee mist too!!!
An menee snorgles to teh Kittehs of Egypt frum awl of us too, pleez.
ai’m nawt quite shurr waht we will be doing – but what evbber – yur byootimus 7 starshipz will be there fur shur!!! an wii kin awl practiss holding ar brethz till tehn so wee wont akksicentlee die!!! 2 minnits – we kin doo it.
OAR – cweenmj can bring a lot ov her bubblolz – an we can bee in them until teh toxik discharges ar goan. No problimz at awl heer awn deer ICHC!!
Bee saife – an dont furgit us!!!
Hab a wunnerful time in Egypt, n I lookin’ furward to
da Egypshun kitteh goddess staues…n maybe a Sekhmet
along wif Bastet, t2, plz?
N I bets yur foton torpedoes for Mary O’Spockn wil
reberse all global warming, n make da eurf colder
agen.
Mai Guudniss!! Whatta nadbenchurr! Joo haz menny funz adn taek lawtza pichurrs adn BEE KAREFUL adn come bak 2 us in 1 peece.
{{{{CH}}}}
Be having teh gud time in Egypt, C’sH. I has a message frum Igor.
*unfolds crumpled piece of paper*
hmmm. hard to read Igor’s writing…. he seems to be recalling taht in Ejipt, in ain-shent tymes, they wud extract teh braynes of the ded peeps, to make teh mummies. Igor sez if you finds teh tools they useded, he does want. That’s our Igor. always thinking of his hobbies.
does Igor remember dat teh ancient gypshuns used a long hooky thing 2 pull teh brainz out thru teh nostrilz? grey scrambulled eggs-let me show u it
oh yes. I lefted out that part ob teh details, in case any of teh cheezfrens wuz eating brekfist… you noes, mebbe a nice plate of scrambled eggs. heh heh heh
EEEEEEWWWW
pleh… teehee
ai noes. pleh. but is kayjoy’s fawlt …
or maybe igor’s.
I wood be pleh if da aygs wuz grey…. but dey brite yaller an yummee, cuverd in yummy salsa!!
Have a wunnerful tyme Cookie’s Human! Bee sure tu getz a cartoosh! De putz yr name in hyrogleephicz onna necklaze! Mye fren got wun an izz rilli kewl.
Heer tayke a tribble wit u. Den u haz plentee tu gib tu da Ejypt peeplz.
Oh Cookie’s Human – I am SO happey and excited fur U!
Such excitement and adventure – yeah!
Mebee u wanna bring hoam a Saluki (Royal goggie ov Ejipt) along wif ur kittehs? We had a Saluki wen we waz kittens and tehy r teh WIN!
Happey Trails, CH!!! Can’t wate to heer awl ur grate storees frum ur trip!
C’s H I hopez U haz a wondurful trip
and when Uz comez back plz be telling us
of all Ur adventures..
Bon Voyage from me and the kittehs
Oh, Cookie! Wish ai cud fitt inn da sootcayse! has a gud tyme!
Kittehs don’t let frends post bad lols.
but i’;; saiw aneting fer gushee fuds
Iz eider world uf warcraft or me…
pretti fly- fur a draenei
Stawp. Mah turn pley nao.
Tkx for teh comforts kitteh. :’)
orange kitteh consoles hoomin with his cute little paw
Kitteh Psykolaugikal Sauhporte Systim:
Noffing inna wurld can kompaire tu iyt;
(Wen yuu iys luvved bye a kitteh, yuu bees rlly LOVED!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!
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Kitteh’z Beeg Wun iz
kindz noo 2 Lolz stuff. Himz
getz bettah wiff tyme
Ornjj Kitteh halpz herz
Beeg Wun setz juss t3h ryte toan
wiff Feelyne Mynd Meld
Spelleeng duz nawtz habz
2 beez purrfekkt. Lolz arz 4
Kittehz… Nawt Hewminz!
Jack.
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Jack,
haz yu collekted
yur powmsin a buk?? Wif pik-
shurs? We culd download!
Awww, so cute!
Ai haz fownded a real LOLer taht ai fawt joo gaiz wood lyke… iss a otturr, nawt a kitteh as ai fawt at nawt-secund, butt ifn joo taek orf joor spesticles, it luuks lyke teh kitteh….
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Cawshun: it may maek joo snerk joor bebberidge… Tihs iz beriberi funee…. and oddlee catchee… Joo’ll beh syngin’ lolong bye teh end (unless joo’re awlreddy wehring won)!
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aitchteeteepeecolonslashslash – NOE W’s!
tehn eclectech.co.uk/mindcontrol.php
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Nao ai gunna goe wach it agin… *giggols*.
{{{Woozled}}}
thnx 4 bebbrige warrnin! Sumting telz mii taht iffin Ays hadz ur bookmark kollexshun, mai dairy-air wud bcum atrowffied 2 mai chare…
Gawts 2 bee kayrful wit taht butt-stikkin-to-stuff…
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Warning to all cheezfrens: approaching ‘EEWWWWW!’ factor 8.7…
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Ai heerd a cupple weeks agoe abaowt a lady whut sitted awn teh terlit foar 2 yeerz adn wuz stuk. Tehy hadz 2 seprate hur adn teh seet at horpstital. Just HAOW STOOPID wuz hur boyfren? Tihs iz nawt urbin lejind, it troo.
*giggle*
Purrhaps wee need tu uz teh tinfoyl hat awn tawp uf teh CHRG(wtfhot {wif tin foyl hat on tawp}) so tu keep owt teh ale e yuns …. ai finkso eet wurks own trollz, tu…
Dat wuz funneh, woozled! Ai finkso ai go watch eet agin!
Ai wacht it agen alsotoo… adn agen… adn agen… adn agen…oooh oz nyce… adn agen…iz kormtrolling mah braymes… adn agen… AAHHHHH!! IZ KORMTROLLING MAH BRAYMES!!!!!
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IZ TEHRE TINFOYL AWN TEH CCC???!!??!?!?! AAACK!!! AAACK!!! AAACK!!! (too kwote Bill)
juss 2 letz u noa taht Aye hab e-mailed dose otters 2 kwite a phew peeplus dis afernoon. Aye noe kan thnx U enuff.
{{{Woozled}}}
Ai iz sry, teh woozled iz nawt availabul 2 tayke yur kawl… himz braymz r kurrantlee in yoose. Himz jsut sitz teh konurr, druulin a liddle. Pliz leefs a messidge at teh toan.
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BEEP
uh oh, sounz liek sirius dame-bramage 2 mii. Oar meebe hmmm iz a drummer 4 teh rock-bandz? (House U tell teh stage iz lebel? teh drummer druulz frum boof side ob muof)
*weaklee* oyl can… oh! ai meenz: tinfoyl….
Whizzard ob Aaaahz?
taht wuz teh ref… can joo be gunna fin deh sum tinfoyl oar DKApgnaiJHERS{HGNrkkkNARF
*searchiz feevurishlee*
Tinfoyl! Tinfoyl! My kingdom fur sum tinfoyl!!
Ah!! Here – woozled! Ai hez sum…
*fixes intu semi-purrfekt hat-shayl*
*puts jentlee on woozled’z hed*
Heres a blankit, Woozled…. yu jes sit dere fur a bit an I’ll leeb sum otter-shayped chonklits fur whin yur braynz return frum owtur spays…
nawt shur ob lass werd, butt Aye du waht Aye ken. Dis B nu kine ob splort.
Hebby doody Wrenoldz Rap (nawt gangsta)
Origami buuk
rrrrrippppp
fol, fol, tuk, fol tuk, fol, fol, fol
Ta dah!1!
Hummm, rather lukz liek modern major general…
House bayou noa?
oooog… Ai ffeelz muuuuuuuuuush bedder naow, Fank joo gaiz!
{{{Smammie adn 3heathens}}}.
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Ai iz teh veree modul ob teh modurn Majer-JenerLOL
Ai’ve inpurrmashun vetebagle, amnimul, adn minurul…
Noo kynd ob Splort? it feeld lyke moar ob a Sploodgle.
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Bedder mayke a noat 2 keep teh tinfoyl awn the CCC.
Teh CHRG(wtfhot) iz guud ideea also2.
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Gawtz to moob alawng, the luflee Mrs Woozled haz cawled tyme for nomnomnom….
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(fankx agen!)
…….*sings, dressed as otter, wif tinfoil haton…*
I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical,
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I ‘m very well acquainted too with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
OMG!1!
U R wunnerful {{{{{Zzauberflote}}}}} Aplaws wif standin ohhvation!11
Ai tried to post a link and it nawt show up. Ai thot this was teh funnee but it dinnot make it to voting paige. Not a kitteh, or a otter but a possum. An nawt chokolat.
http://
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1017173
lol !!
3cattails, that is teh best. Here at d’Beaker Laboratories, we has an entire box of a duzzin babeh possums that are the cyoot, so we is very fond of them. This sine is great. Sorry it didn’t make it to teh votin page, but yew has our laurel and hardy handshake of congararashumalshuns.
Kawnsolayshun kitteh
much betur den patisipayshun trohfee.
Awwww mah kitteh doz the same thing
I iz glad to cee I iz not teh only 1 to has a katbed nex to mai puter. Won uf teh 4 kittehs iz owlways sleepn dere. Even Painty teh Nsane. Ez snorgles an visits. Gots cat hair in teh mousie all time, tho.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
orengey say skoy okay????
mow
Ai jus chekked mai son’s spelling, and it has teh wurds “cumfetubul” and “sekewishy” in it.
Yer mowse hand: Teknikly haff mowse.
This cat has the same hair as the keeper
Ebbreewun needz at leest wun fan.
no, reelee. ai did. see? ai iz laffin. lol.
patronyzin poysin kitteh sez nyce ting but himz tinkin: “De only wey dis meathed kud git a larf is if he fell downna stairs, but he’s got the opposable fumbs so I hafta pretend he’s the wun wut kin reason, pleh!”
Hey, Sol. How’s bayou?
I wunder if I putted a nise box wif a cumfy towull on teh desk if mah meezer wud sit in it insted of on teh keebord.
i haz an imack 2! tehr awwsem!
iz good. promis! iz vewy cute!
same mouse as me. same keyboard as me. same comp as me. .. not same hand oO