Click to see Captions Only | Videos Only

 

« Previous | Next »


‘sokay

Incorrect source or offensive?
  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:

» 81 comments

  1. I dun care wut yew tink! Yer poysin!!

    *cries in corner*

  2. Cookie's Human says:

    Yes – it wuz funny – now go bring me sum food.

    • julyisthebestmonth says:

      ur only as gud as yer last joek.

    • Cookie's Human says:

      I be leeving today for Egypt. Will be there two weeks, will bring back Egyptian kitteh/goddess statues for everyone. And skarabs for da statues to play wid.

      To Janetcanhas4kittehs : If a parade be planned for the return of the sorely missed Mary O’Spockn, pleez be sure to tell her I sent 7 starships to releese foton torpedos into Earth’s atmosphere, for pretty fireworks display at parade. No, the toxik discharge into the air won’t harm anyone, as long az you hold yur breath for the first two minutes.

      Will say hello to the kittehs of Egypt on behalf of da cheez frends.

      • “the ancient Egyptians worshipped cats as gods. They have never forgotten this.”
        mai dadcat got me a shirt wif dat on it wen ai was a kitten… seem to be appropriate for teh moment.
        Have a loverly tiem in Egypt, CH!!!!! We will miss yew muchly!!

        • cweenmj says:

          *Waving deh floofee paw bye-bye!!
          Oh, CH!! yew b soo lukee. Wii will missing yew 4 shur.
          Plz 2 b gibbing deh cat goddess Bastet our most humble greetingz.
          Enjoy yur bisit adn cum home safelee.
          {{CH}}
          *wiping tears uv deh happee/sad adn waving fureeuslee.

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        {{{{Cookie’s Human}}}} Thankz so much fur stopping bai fur fond fairwellz. Yoo will bee sorelee mist too!!!

        An menee snorgles to teh Kittehs of Egypt frum awl of us too, pleez.

        ai’m nawt quite shurr waht we will be doing – but what evbber – yur byootimus 7 starshipz will be there fur shur!!! an wii kin awl practiss holding ar brethz till tehn so wee wont akksicentlee die!!! 2 minnits – we kin doo it.

        OAR – cweenmj can bring a lot ov her bubblolz – an we can bee in them until teh toxik discharges ar goan. No problimz at awl heer awn deer ICHC!!

        Bee saife – an dont furgit us!!!

      • booklion says:

        Hab a wunnerful time in Egypt, n I lookin’ furward to
        da Egypshun kitteh goddess staues…n maybe a Sekhmet
        along wif Bastet, t2, plz?
        N I bets yur foton torpedoes for Mary O’Spockn wil
        reberse all global warming, n make da eurf colder
        agen.

      • woozled says:

        Mai Guudniss!! Whatta nadbenchurr! Joo haz menny funz adn taek lawtza pichurrs adn BEE KAREFUL adn come bak 2 us in 1 peece.
        {{{{CH}}}}

      • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

        Be having teh gud time in Egypt, C’sH. I has a message frum Igor.
        *unfolds crumpled piece of paper*
        hmmm. hard to read Igor’s writing…. he seems to be recalling taht in Ejipt, in ain-shent tymes, they wud extract teh braynes of the ded peeps, to make teh mummies. Igor sez if you finds teh tools they useded, he does want. That’s our Igor. always thinking of his hobbies.

      • Tribble says:

        Have a wunnerful tyme Cookie’s Human! Bee sure tu getz a cartoosh! De putz yr name in hyrogleephicz onna necklaze! Mye fren got wun an izz rilli kewl.
        Heer tayke a tribble wit u. Den u haz plentee tu gib tu da Ejypt peeplz.

      • Romeow says:

        Oh Cookie’s Human – I am SO happey and excited fur U!
        Such excitement and adventure – yeah!
        Mebee u wanna bring hoam a Saluki (Royal goggie ov Ejipt) along wif ur kittehs? We had a Saluki wen we waz kittens and tehy r teh WIN!
        Happey Trails, CH!!! Can’t wate to heer awl ur grate storees frum ur trip!

      • two_kittehs says:

        C’s H I hopez U haz a wondurful trip
        and when Uz comez back plz be telling us
        of all Ur adventures..

        Bon Voyage from me and the kittehs

      • altosinger says:

        Oh, Cookie! Wish ai cud fitt inn da sootcayse! has a gud tyme!

  3. Burphel says:

    Kittehs don’t let frends post bad lols.

  4. choklitmonster says:

    but i’;; saiw aneting fer gushee fuds

  5. raingod says:

    Iz eider world uf warcraft or me…

  6. D.R. says:

    Stawp. Mah turn pley nao.

  7. Ana Pires says:

    Tkx for teh comforts kitteh. :’)

  8. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Kitteh Psykolaugikal Sauhporte Systim:

    Noffing inna wurld can kompaire tu iyt;

    (Wen yuu iys luvved bye a kitteh, yuu bees rlly LOVED!!!!!!!11111!!!!!! :lol: )

  9. Jack Deth says:

    Kitteh’z Beeg Wun iz
    kindz noo 2 Lolz stuff. Himz
    getz bettah wiff tyme

    Ornjj Kitteh halpz herz
    Beeg Wun setz juss t3h ryte toan
    wiff Feelyne Mynd Meld

    Spelleeng duz nawtz habz
    2 beez purrfekkt. Lolz arz 4
    Kittehz… Nawt Hewminz!

    Jack.

  10. De-Dumz says:

    Awww, so cute!

  11. woozled says:

    Ai haz fownded a real LOLer taht ai fawt joo gaiz wood lyke… iss a otturr, nawt a kitteh as ai fawt at nawt-secund, butt ifn joo taek orf joor spesticles, it luuks lyke teh kitteh….
    .
    Cawshun: it may maek joo snerk joor bebberidge… Tihs iz beriberi funee…. and oddlee catchee… Joo’ll beh syngin’ lolong bye teh end (unless joo’re awlreddy wehring won)!
    .
    aitchteeteepeecolonslashslash – NOE W’s!
    tehn eclectech.co.uk/mindcontrol.php
    .
    Nao ai gunna goe wach it agin… *giggols*.

    • Smammie says:

      {{{Woozled}}}
      thnx 4 bebbrige warrnin! Sumting telz mii taht iffin Ays hadz ur bookmark kollexshun, mai dairy-air wud bcum atrowffied 2 mai chare…

      • woozled says:

        Gawts 2 bee kayrful wit taht butt-stikkin-to-stuff…
        .
        Warning to all cheezfrens: approaching ‘EEWWWWW!’ factor 8.7…
        .
        Ai heerd a cupple weeks agoe abaowt a lady whut sitted awn teh terlit foar 2 yeerz adn wuz stuk. Tehy hadz 2 seprate hur adn teh seet at horpstital. Just HAOW STOOPID wuz hur boyfren? Tihs iz nawt urbin lejind, it troo.

    • 3heathens says:

      *giggle*

      Purrhaps wee need tu uz teh tinfoyl hat awn tawp uf teh CHRG(wtfhot {wif tin foyl hat on tawp}) so tu keep owt teh ale e yuns …. ai finkso eet wurks own trollz, tu…

      Dat wuz funneh, woozled! Ai finkso ai go watch eet agin!

      • woozled says:

        Ai wacht it agen alsotoo… adn agen… adn agen… adn agen…oooh oz nyce… adn agen…iz kormtrolling mah braymes… adn agen… AAHHHHH!! IZ KORMTROLLING MAH BRAYMES!!!!!
        .
        IZ TEHRE TINFOYL AWN TEH CCC???!!??!?!?! AAACK!!! AAACK!!! AAACK!!!
        (too kwote Bill)

        • Smammie says:

          juss 2 letz u noa taht Aye hab e-mailed dose otters 2 kwite a phew peeplus dis afernoon. Aye noe kan thnx U enuff.
          {{{Woozled}}}

          • woozled says:

            Ai iz sry, teh woozled iz nawt availabul 2 tayke yur kawl… himz braymz r kurrantlee in yoose. Himz jsut sitz teh konurr, druulin a liddle. Pliz leefs a messidge at teh toan.
            .
            BEEP

            • Smammie says:

              uh oh, sounz liek sirius dame-bramage 2 mii. Oar meebe hmmm iz a drummer 4 teh rock-bandz? (House U tell teh stage iz lebel? teh drummer druulz frum boof side ob muof)

              • woozled says:

                *weaklee* oyl can… oh! ai meenz: tinfoyl….

                • Smammie says:

                  Whizzard ob Aaaahz?

                  • woozled says:

                    taht wuz teh ref… can joo be gunna fin deh sum tinfoyl oar DKApgnaiJHERS{HGNrkkkNARF

                    • 3heathens says:

                      *searchiz feevurishlee*

                      Tinfoyl! Tinfoyl! My kingdom fur sum tinfoyl!!

                      Ah!! Here – woozled! Ai hez sum…

                      *fixes intu semi-purrfekt hat-shayl*

                      *puts jentlee on woozled’z hed*

                      Heres a blankit, Woozled…. yu jes sit dere fur a bit an I’ll leeb sum otter-shayped chonklits fur whin yur braynz return frum owtur spays…

                    • Smammie says:

                      nawt shur ob lass werd, butt Aye du waht Aye ken. Dis B nu kine ob splort.

                      Hebby doody Wrenoldz Rap (nawt gangsta)
                      Origami buuk
                      rrrrrippppp
                      fol, fol, tuk, fol tuk, fol, fol, fol
                      Ta dah!1!
                      Hummm, rather lukz liek modern major general…
                      House bayou noa?

                      • woozled says:

                        oooog… Ai ffeelz muuuuuuuuuush bedder naow, Fank joo gaiz!
                        {{{Smammie adn 3heathens}}}.
                        .
                        Ai iz teh veree modul ob teh modurn Majer-JenerLOL
                        Ai’ve inpurrmashun vetebagle, amnimul, adn minurul…

                        Noo kynd ob Splort? it feeld lyke moar ob a Sploodgle.
                        .
                        Bedder mayke a noat 2 keep teh tinfoyl awn the CCC.
                        Teh CHRG(wtfhot) iz guud ideea also2.
                        .
                        Gawtz to moob alawng, the luflee Mrs Woozled haz cawled tyme for nomnomnom….

                        (fankx agen!)

                      • zauberflote says:

                        …….*sings, dressed as otter, wif tinfoil haton…*

                        I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
                        I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
                        I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical,
                        From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
                        I ‘m very well acquainted too with matters mathematical,
                        I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
                        About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news ­
                        With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

                        • Smammie says:

                          OMG!1!
                          U R wunnerful {{{{{Zzauberflote}}}}} Aplaws wif standin ohhvation!11

                        • 3 Cattails says:

                          Ai tried to post a link and it nawt show up. Ai thot this was teh funnee but it dinnot make it to voting paige. Not a kitteh, or a otter but a possum. An nawt chokolat.

                          http://
                          mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1017173

                        • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

                          lol !!
                          3cattails, that is teh best. Here at d’Beaker Laboratories, we has an entire box of a duzzin babeh possums that are the cyoot, so we is very fond of them. This sine is great. Sorry it didn’t make it to teh votin page, but yew has our laurel and hardy handshake of congararashumalshuns.

                        • 3 Cattails says:

                          :)

  12. LOLDemon says:

    Kawnsolayshun kitteh
    much betur den patisipayshun trohfee.

  13. Cassie says:

    Awwww mah kitteh doz the same thing

  14. carosue says:

    I iz glad to cee I iz not teh only 1 to has a katbed nex to mai puter. Won uf teh 4 kittehs iz owlways sleepn dere. Even Painty teh Nsane. Ez snorgles an visits. Gots cat hair in teh mousie all time, tho.

  15. ajgazmen says:

    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    orengey say skoy okay????
    mow

  16. starling says:

    Ai jus chekked mai son’s spelling, and it has teh wurds “cumfetubul” and “sekewishy” in it.

  17. dRailer says:

    Yer mowse hand: Teknikly haff mowse.

  18. Tom says:

    This cat has the same hair as the keeper

  19. Eric says:

    Ebbreewun needz at leest wun fan.

  20. Werdycnan says:

    no, reelee. ai did. see? ai iz laffin. lol. :P

  21. SolnEsther says:

    patronyzin poysin kitteh sez nyce ting but himz tinkin: “De only wey dis meathed kud git a larf is if he fell downna stairs, but he’s got the opposable fumbs so I hafta pretend he’s the wun wut kin reason, pleh!”

  22. Duffy says:

    I wunder if I putted a nise box wif a cumfy towull on teh desk if mah meezer wud sit in it insted of on teh keebord.

  23. cerealisyummy says:

    i haz an imack 2! tehr awwsem!

  24. wingsosteel says:

    iz good. promis! iz vewy cute!

  25. huba says:

    same mouse as me. same keyboard as me. same comp as me. .. not same hand oO


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Newsletter Sign-up