I iz ded.
I iz ded. Ded kitties dont need baths.
but wut if i ad sum bubblez 2 ur baff?
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Playin possum, are U?
Con cat shu lacingz Momcatanna!! Iz dis ur nawt-sekkund nawt sekkund?
How wud u like to sillybrate?
Iz farest-frum-last, nawt-second, and only the twicest time I mke calment.
Hawt choklit all around, wit cimanon shnawps innit, I tink.
For a dans, “Dancin inna Bathtub” would fit good heer.
Whoo hoo!!! Welcum 2 deh Cheezland!!
*Fillz deh mugz wif teh hot chokklit, tuch uv deh cimanom schnawpz,
*poof uv whipped creme wif chokklit sprinkulz!!
*Handz mug 2 MCA.
Cheez!!
Hawt choklit with whippee creem an sprinkulz is veree good. Tanks,
cweenmj. Is fun here with deh cheezpeeps. I been reedin 4 a wile.
Wii iz glad 2 b habbing u heer. Since u b gnu, I rekkeemending
u makez a trip tew deh ty-booteek. Itz awlwayz opun. And u
duzzn’t enny munneez or eben 2 b habbing a ty 2 b going der
adn shopping. yoo shud b getting a CHRG oar a 50z bavving cap
2 contain deh splortz.
I is glad 2 B heer.
Piks emerold green CHRG frum ty-booteek. Puts on hed. Tuks in hares.
“Howz I luk? Is dis flat, flet, uh dus dis nhanse my cuutenez?
Eye will B safes frum splortz naow!
Cheez, cweenie, nobuddee inbitez me tu taebo teak oar nawty barn oar nuffin nd Ai bin heer 6 wekez Dat’s otae. ai fined em ennywaiz nd fined ebbreefing mai widdul hart eber dremed ub and da nym tu. Tu bad Ai nawt stil hab da cloze wut nedez ironing.
Sry Gma, I onlee bended heer since febaweary maisef.
Dere isnt a welcumming cummittee dat I noesing uv.
I just joyninged in deh fun. It b hard 2 keeping
track uv hoo iz gnu, wen sum peepz onlee b tawking
wunst in a wyle. Der b lotz uv “old” peepz I not noeing.
Sumtimez I spot gnu peepz and try 2 making dem feel
@ home. But ebbery1 shud b noeing dat if dey b plaeing
nise, tehy b welkum heer. Adn dey shud awl b noeing
dat wuteber tehy b needing iz heer 4 teh asking. ♥
Hai yew guize!!
Eyem finkin dat teh noo sistim 4 greetin x lurkurz an N E buddee noo am 2 inbyte dem 2 teh Pi stawl 4 der favrit fillin ( an eyem nawt tawkin dentistree heer!! )
sew y doan chew awl –
datz gmawairsgreneshuz, cweenmj an MomCatAnna
kum bai teh Tybooteek an get akwayntid wif awl wii haz 2 offurr an grabby pawz teh peace ov pi wyol yew am heer.
cweenmj nose teh wai rownd.
plz mek teh noo peepz comfee mai cween
U R berrie nice, gibbocat. Thanks.
Eye likes punkin pi, or apuls-n-blackbeariz bestist.
GMA, will U join uz 4 pi aftur yur timefur-etingz? I wanna no
wher to gitz grene shuz to go wid my grene CHRG.
BTW, whut doez da letturs CHRG meen, xactly? I haz a fren who
kepes a webbysight wit de akrnims, but dat one iz not ’splained dere.
Chikken-Hed-Rubbner-Gluvvie.
Ifn joo skuut up 2 the tawp ob teh payge, joo can fynd a linky on teh left to teh LolWiki… Beriberi hepfull to beez figgerin aowt whuts whut.
Greetingz oh nobull Gibbocat!!!
iz yew shur it b ok wif Lizzee 4 u 2 b calling mii
“ur” cween? duzn’t she b habbing sum impurikle
ritez uv cweenhood ober der?
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Ennywae, yew hav awlwayz ben making mii feel
berry welkum in cheezland. Adn I hav ben
habbing much fun at teh Ty-booteak.
Dat’z otae, Cweenie , Ai iz ownly habbing funz . I fawt yu wuz heer much lawngur bcuz yu semez tu noze haow ebbreefing wurkz so gud. liek yur decodur fur teh pyewter riting codez nd stuf. Lukked at yur blog nd wuz fun awn yur desert trip . Moast tiemz wen ai se yur poastz iz awlredy tu lait tu joyn in so problee Ai’m moar akwaint wif yu dan yu wif me. Ai’m here maost ebbree afturnoon, pst. Until owld man cumz nd sez tiem fur etingz, liek naow. Iz nawt eben 7 ! owt rajus! so happy caturday tu awl and tu awl a gud nite.
hale 2 deh cween! (bows to cweenmj)
how about a kariokee party? iz much fun!!!
or mabee a dancin’ partee? mixee drinks uv awl kinds for ebreebuddy!!
i’ll be habbin deh taquila sunrise wif xtra pineapple juice an 3 kamikazees wif lawts uv sweet lime juice!! waaaahooooo!!!!!!
(does own liddle dance an sings catchy tune)
Its awlmos sunset heer so I dew deh kariokee 2
Red Sailz in Deh Sunset. Yew may each pikking a
partner 4 deh dansing wif.
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Red sailz in teh sunset, way owt on deh see
Oh, karry mai lovd 1 home safelee to mii
She saild @ teh dawning, awl day I ben bloo
Red sailz in teh sunset, I’m trusting in yoo.
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Swift wings yoo must borrow
Make strate 4 deh shore
Wii merree tomorrow
Adn she goez sailing no moar.
Red sailz in teh sunset, way owt on teh see
Oh, kerry mai lovd one home safely to me.
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Ahhhh. Dose owld sawngs bee teh bestest.
round uv uplaws four deh cween! dat was mostest byootifull!
i sings conway twitty the rose for peeps too slodance to…. an anudder drinkee
Oh gmawairsgreneshuz. Ai am so sorree yoo were nawt propurrlee welcomed.
Normalee we refer peepl to D Marie’s site (just clik awn her nayme – lots ov infomrashus there) but she haz been sik laytlee an nawt heer much – an ai wuz goen fur a week – rite about teh time yoo must hav started.
But yoo dunt hav to hav an invitashun to joyn enething. Leik eben teh cheezfrenz ai hav been inviting peepl to go there purrsonallee becuz it seems just poasting teh informashuns duzzn’t werk as well az teh purrsonal invites!!
But ebreebuddee who iz heer an noes how to play nice iz welcom there.
Yoo see – ai hav loast a verree deer frend from heer. Ai asked him 2 tiems to joyn the cheezfrenz – but ai don’t think he saw it. An he went away – an nebber came bak. So we hav NO idea what happened. Akscident? Just dint want to play enemoar? The thing iz – ai suspekt it mite hav been mai fawlt. An it maeks me verree sad.
But if he HAD been at teh cheezfrenz – ai cud find him an find aut. An sum otter peeps az well. Just – gone. . ..
‘nawt-secund nawt-secund’ rofl
Congrats on beeng nawt-sekund! But me nawt kno nawt-sekund danz…mebbe sumone sho me?
Dere’s a song a band-joe playr fren uzed to sing.
“Dancing in the bathtub.
Dancing in the bathtub.
Dancing in the bathtub.
Happy as can be”
Song went one to say what other tings singerer and his laydee did inna baftub.
To danse, grab each udders’ hndz and spin round-n-round till veree dizee.
Dat soundz like lotsa fun!
I b gud @ deh spinarownd til veree dizee part.
(Sum peepz b thinking I dize awlreddee.)
I iz a littul bit dizee with exsitemint about be-ing nawt-secund.
am teh wunnerfool wai 2 ’spload awn2 teh ICHC bai mekkin teh tawp spawt!
con cashew malashunz!! mai yew haz men E moar!!
Ohai, Dave. Wilcum tu owr sho. ware ar yu? Ai’m in San Jose.
Ai bee in sitee ov Da Mousie – ai goes 2 hiz Park onna regoo… reegul… rugel… awl de tyme!
oh hai !! ai iz a Callyfurnuan tew !! up heer in teh “bay areaz” ina liddle teeny tiny twon cawled Emeryville…..skwished between Oaklan an Beserkley…onli about 5,000 peepulz oar so….but iz stil teh big sity lief…..
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dont drib obber 30 mphz, loawts ov wun way streetz, miny miny miny traffik lites….an meen dribberz…nowt so grate akshually……but iz berry pritte wen yew getz to teh wadder….so iz wurff it…
Dis haz to be one of ma’ favorite pics/capshuns of all times on dis’ web-site;)
AAArgh!! Teh kyoot tuday!! ai kinnawt stand it….
*faints onna floor negst tu bebbeh kitteh*
3Heathens playz possum 2? Needz eggstra bubblies in der bafs.
Eggstra bubblies?? Fur reel?? YAY! \o/ \o/
*claps floofy pawz tugedder*
U can has bubblies and moar bublies.
I haz a speshul form-u-lah good 4 makin der fur (or hares) soft.
It alzo kilz flees, but datz probly nawt a problim fur U, like 4 sum kittehs.
kungrats awn deh nawt-sekkund spawt! i am sorta new here but awl deh udder peeps haz been deh sweet 2 a newby like me. pleez 2 be habbin deh selibratoree dizzurt for a prize an habbin a mixee drink wif it. wut iz yer plezure?
Think U berry muchness, Lightchild. i agreeze wit U that the cheezpeeps is
nice to newbies an der longie-time peepul 2. I been reedin’ what gets
posted for sum timez, B-cuz iz EZr to fits in that way.
2 sell-a-brate my nawt-secund, farthest-from-last post, I iz drinkin hawt
chocklit, with cimanon shnawps, whippee creme an sprinkuls of choklitty
numminess. Othur cheezpeeps can has whutevur dey likez.
so muc kooytness in one dae…..
I think I will b taking teh CCC 2 deh Ty-Booteek 4 teh restalkingz.
It iz shirley running short uv suppleyez.
*Grabz CCC adn startz pushing it alawng. CREEEEEK. CREEEK.
Uh oh. Gotz deh skweekee wheel.
*grabz deh oilee kan adn oilingz deh skweekee wheel.
*Moar pushingz wif no creeeekingz. Getz CCC 2 deh loeding dok uv deh
*Ty-Booteak. Opunz deh slidee doar on deh loeding dock adn pushingz
*deh CCC inside 2 b dewing deh restalking. Getz owt list uv needed
*suppliez.
Nawt-sekkund on deh list — CHRGz & bavving capz.
Oooh luk — sum uv dese b habbing deh seakwinz!!
*loedz plenty in a variety uv kullerz.
Iz gud thing teh CCC b majikle— elebentee gross fitz in a kleenez box.
Next on deh lizst — Floofeee blankeez.
*Pikz up a ginormus box adn puttingz it in2 deh CCCz blankee
*kumpartingment — teh box shrinkingz az it b loeding in2 deh CCC.
Now 4 deh chokklit possumz. Must sampul dem nawt-sekkund.
Wii wudn’t b wanting 2 b gibbing tainted possumz owt.
nom nom nom. Tehy b ok.
*Loedingz deh possumz into deh CCC.
*Also loeding tea, hot chokklit fixenz, uneekornz, martoonee fixenz,
*duk tayp, koffee, extree bruumz & dust panz.
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OK. Deh CCC am loeded adn reddy 4 enny & awl splortagez.
FTW
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He iz nawt ded, e’s restin.
//I can haz Montee Pythn?
Ooh! I wuz juuuus tawking bout taykin bath…cept i not lyk kitteh. me lykes baths lotzzzzzzzz!
He iz nawt ded, e’s restin.
I can haz Montee Pythn?
He’s pinin’ for the fjords!
but he’ll get better!
him’s not rly an ex-kitteh
‘E’s nawt pinin’! ‘E’s past awn! Tihs kitteh iz noe moar! Heh haz seeseded 2 bee! ‘E’s eckspyred adn gawn 2 meat ‘iz maekur! ‘E’s teh styff! Bereft ob lyfe, ‘e restsessez in peese! If joo had nawt nayled ‘im 2 teh floar ‘e’d beh pooshin up teh dayzeez! ‘Is meetbaLOLic processesessesesses R naow ‘istyreh! ‘E’s orf teh twig! ‘E’s kickt teh bukkit (adn teh lolrus iz pist abaowt it, 2 b shurr), ‘e’s shlufflded orf ‘is moartail coyl, run daown teh kertin (kittehs yoozhully klime teh kertinz) and joynded the bleedee’ cwaiyur invizibyool!! TIHS IZ TEH EX-KITTEH!!!!1!!1!!!!!elebentee!!
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oh woozled
it didz mii good tew see tihs as ai wuz mutterin teh bitz tew maiselfs
az ai skrolled dawn
an otter kittehs wuz shouten teh linez at mii
ai laffed an laffed
ai tryed to splain fawlty towers tew a frend last nite, an taht iz diffykult if taht purrson dusn’t know teh fabblyus john klees!
Ai lubbed teh way teh ‘Fawlty Towers’ sighn chaynged ebry week!
i can revives yoo bai huffing on that floofy belleh
tikkel, snorgle snorgle, smoo! luvs hims fuwy tummy!
Zerbits!!!
teh “Cos” FTW !!!!
oh ai forgotted……ai bezerbit yew !!!!
Oh, puw-ease! if yu wuz ded, yu wud be lyin perfictlee stil, wif ur eyes closd, and… and… uh-oh D:
i sees that belleh contrg…convuls… vibrai… moofing wid the contained giggllzzz
WUT?!?!
yu haf trikked meh for teh last teim, kitteh!
*shakes fist*
KT, dat is such a cyoot poast.
Juss annuddur poast dat makes mee miss teh voting burgers. So heers 5
burgurs furr u: @@@@@
*sigh*
wai, fank yu! how vair kaind.
kilt bye iz hone kewtnes
looky inna mirrur bringz kitteh etern, iter…forebber bad lukk!
Ifz Liddill Kitteh
cloazez himz iiez, no wun willz
ebburrz fyndz himz heer
Liddill Kitteh no
wantz 2 endz Caturday wiff
a baff…. Dat’z juss Rawwwng!
Liddill Kitteh willz
habz lawtza tyme 4 baffz wenz
himz growz upz. Nawt naow!
Jack.
> cloazez himz iiez, no wun willz
> ebburrz fyndz himz heer
Taht ownlee werks wif teh Rabenus Bugblatter Beest ob Traal.
Hai, Jack!! Aiz bin lurkon laytlee n nots reedins teh commins too muches. Ifn u dohnts no, Manfred n Ayla habz babee bruddr kitteh naymd Michio. Ai habs berree widdel tyme to play on puter caws ais hab dis berree bizzee kitteh! Himz b 5 1/2 muns owld n iz in dire needs ob drug cawled Rid-a-lyn! Himz killz awl deh fur-o-shus killer kleenex n haz teh a billy tee to warp spays/tyme n b in 2 playses at wons!
Himz litter allee keeps me onz mai towses bai lurking at teh bottum ob teh stares n try in to trips me.
Hopeses awl iz well in teh big sittee n wid u! Aibs speshullee misseded ur hai ku!:)
O hai ManfredMom!!!
Ai hav missed yoo.
Sumwheere heer – ai just brought forward teh furst time we uzed teh CCC!! An ov course it wuz yoo hoo did it!!! So how vereee fitting taht yoo shud appeear today – rite heer.
Pleez dont be gone so long again.
Ummmm – doo yoo belong to teh cheezfrenz??? If nawt (an ai cant alwaiz tell an hav nawt printed aut a handee dandee refereunz list) just go to D Marie’s nayme – she’ somewhere neerbai tonite too – and clik awn it. If yoo ar alreddee there – sorreee. Mai usuallee gud memriee sumtimes fails mee!!
oh Hia MM……ai haz been teh reel buzzy too, but z nise to see yer naem up der in teh cornur ov teh bokz !!!! serendipitus co-insidenses ….yz gotz to luv dem…….
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yew sondz liek yer doin preddy guud der….iz nise to heer…..ai finually gotted a job …at a framin shop so ai iz in “hog heavun” az mi Daddy useded to say….mi ankulz hert by teh endz ov teh day….but oh mi …ai am havin a guud tyme framin peepulz ark werk an fotoz an mapz an stuff….dey luuk so preddy wen dey ar nise a shinee wiff teh culured mat, an clean glass, an noo framez….
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ai fawlz awn my fase wen ai getz hoem….noawt useded to standin awn my feetz awl day…(an as an almoss old lady…ai noawt reely srprizeded at dat…)but iz a happy fase-plant !!! an ai getz to drive obber a bridj dat wen ai do dat, ai kan see 4d cownties, an Sam Fransissyko, an Oaklan at teh saem tyme.!! an sumtymz teh hi-speed ferry iz goin unnner teh bridj wen ai iz goin obber it….iz a hart stoppin veew…
gotz to run, gettin a liddle too verbos agin…..
Altho stil raver yung the kitteh meditates lyk an elder: “AAAAOOOOOHHHHMMMM” “Levit8s teh fud bole” “Levit8s teh fud bole” “Levit8s teh fud bowl” Is only a madder ob tyme.
Tyme…untill hee iz aybull tew warp tyme ytself. *cue ominous music*
do not want! my friend lost his kittehs in house fire today along with all his clothes and musical instruments. i has a sad cos my drums were in that house. i hoping that they not too badly damaged. lucky he has insurance.
Wow – dis most verrah, verrah sad…inshurants good for some things, but not maek up for losing kittehs.
Soree U lmaybee uzes drums, jeeves. And moar soree that yur fren losed der kittehs an closes, and muzikmaker stufs. Fires is veree sad-maker.
YIKES whut a big sad!! Joo, Frend, adn kittehs r in mah fawts.
thankz yoo all! is hard cos i no has monee to replace sum partz uv drumz (i has them from late uncle when i was four yeers old)
jeeves that is a ginormus sad
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I noes bettur – if yu wur rilly ded, yu eies wuld be like littul x’s.
LOL:smile:
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YESH (LOLZ!) –like teh Horsey Hed pallow on teh kropserkel webby syte! I lubbs this! an tnx 4 bemynding me; I juss wented there an ordered won 4 my sonny boi assa press-ant 4 gradutating frum Kollege (in 2 weaks!!!). SO PERRFEKT!!! Heez gittin a BA in Film and VIdeo Studeys, and he lubbs teh Gawdfather. Not to menshun that hee iz 1/2 Eye-tallyun and berry witty/sardonic!1!
He’s dead Jim!
Jim cum tu a berry bad end az bahstin lolyer.
Ai’m a doktr, nawt a vetrinaryun!
O hai, Tibble! ware yoo bin? (2 London 2 bisit teh kween?) eye B misting yU! (coarse eye knot bean on ebbery lolpic, eeder)
Ohai kitkay. Eye onli popped in twize. Wuz beeutiful dai heer in Mareeland, sew eye did sum wurk in da yard. But u b needin larje tissue box if u owtsyde, alleerjeez beez bad!
Sum dai eye go tu London tu bisit da qween! But rite now da onli wunz eye bisitin r da squerlols, burdz, bunneiz, an okayshunal deer.
Kitteh counturz Downward Facing Dawg wit teh Upwerd Faceng Kittin.
Gotz to stritch boff sides of der bodee – frunt an bak.
Kitteh, inverted… is taht a noo Taro kard?
I fought it was moovie wif Winnonerider?
Ded kittehs aren’t much fun.
*cue impressive organ finale*
Walkin teh razor’s edge, aincha?
/snurt
Ded kitteh did nawt bownce.
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(Wall St joak)
un-lesson yU beez a neckrollfilliac!
Yu iz ded? Wut if ai jest teeckles teh bellie…liek dis…hmmm? OWWW!!!1!
Sum1, did teh kyoot kitteh byte yu? ai hoeps it wuzznt tew bad?
Eet wuz doze poyntie endz!!1! But ai fownd a ninja turtlol bandade, an itz all bedder nao.
Hoew do dey do dat? Sleepings anywhar anyhows n luk sooo comfy?
Itz a nap attak. Came owtta da bloo. Kitteh nevar gnu waht hit himz.
iz cat-elepsy…no pellow floofing rekwired…
ai sowwy abowt teh ovur yoos ov smylees, but tihs iz so funnee!!11!!1!!!1!!
mai laffee fayses dunut sho up!
Oh, dat’s nuffin.
Mah ovur yoos, let me show u it!
I lub teh smilees…I akshullee wish dere wuz more …(Yesh, i noe dats not all)
I tink we need wun wiff teh half lidded eyes dat say, “U dumbbutt” an a jellus
wun, an a butt kickin wun, an dat wun dat is poundin floor wiff fists laffin, an a
dantsin! wun , an…OH! it wud bee so much fun too create new smilees.
U not dun, u grey.
yew maed mii snerk!
I iz ded jus lik dis kitteh, ded frum all teh BABEH KITTEHS an teh KYOOT tooday. Unkle!
is only mostly dead
mai favrit moovi!!!
dats bettur dan awl ded. wiff awl ded, der is ownlii wun ting u can dew…
call 911 n start CPR
go frough hiz pottkects an look 4 loose chaynge?
yep!
“have fun stormin the castle…(ya think it’ll work? it’d take a miracle!)
waving more g’by!!! that is my favurite prt inna hole moovee!!!!
Princess Bride! FTW!!!!
1 of teh few moovys that i akshully bou..bowt…buyed.
Mai dottr n I can recite alla linez
LOL!! yoo an just about ebreebuddee else heer but mee!! Ai hav awnlee seen it wunz – cleerlee nawt enuf to play along heer! Ai think ai must bai it too an memrize it.
It’s liek teh Monty Python things. Sooooo menee peepl haz tehm memrized. An again – nawt mee!
But ai am gonna trai an ketchup!!
An – ai havn’t been bak to see, but did yoo know tath we had a birfday partee fur yoo an lolnascar an SarahD awn Caturday morning awn teh 3 AM ICHC pikchur? The GRATE BURGERS IN THE SKYE luvs us so mutch they eben gibbed us a Birfday Kitteh Pikchur fur the day!!
*cleverlee* Butt, Janet… I bet u hab operas an uddur such tings memureyesd.
I bet u can quote frum grate wurks and byootiful classical writeengs.
Teh stuff U noe beets teh stuffin owt ub wutt sum ub us noe.
Doan u butt Janet! shez mai fren!!!
I has a watur balloon wiff ur name on it.
Wat, ur balloon wiff mai name on it?
Dat sowndz prittee.
Just fer dat, I haz a schmoo wif ur name on it.
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Oooooohhhh….ur sneekee….
Adn dis b mai wadder bloon wif ur name unner it.
(Deh dots b fer spacingz)
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Splootch
Kafleen
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Dripz
While doing a Google search for waterballoon donkey, I came
upon this.
activerain.com/image_store/uploads/9/8/2/0/7/ar116362957670289.jpg
do I haz to separate yew two AGAIN?!?
She started it!!!
WUUUURRRRDDDPPPPPRRRRREEEESSSSS!!!!!!
I maded a response to u, cweenmj, butt WP eeted it.
Oh, u hab SUCH a surprise cummin…
/snurts and runs
*disingenyoousslee wiff big eyes* Why, yes, dat wud prollee bee
a verreh wise iddeeuh!! Butt let us shake hands and hug furst!
*donkee offurs hoof*
JOYBUZZUR!
/donkee runs!
//lobs watur balloon frum distance, and falls too grownd laffin helplesslee….
Oh noez!!
I waddelz!!
Oh waddel I dew??
ha!! I b a duk. wadder off a dukz bak!!
Waddel, lol, waddel, lol, waddel, lol, waddel, lol
FTW!!
Ai’m still seppy r8ing yew tew…. sheesh. I kan’t taek yew guys anywhere!!!
noe butts 4 Janet? How ’bouts iff’s an ann’s? shee can has?
Ifn Janet wantz deh iff nnz she can haz dem.
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Kafleen, howsumeber cannot butt Janet.
Dat iz not allowed.
(I wuz thinking dat the goatz did the buttingz, not teh
donkeez enny hoo. )
dem Donks seem well ekwipt to adminster admonishmunt in seberal forms, Most kick but also srsly well prepared fer voibal dressink down and brow beetin , an ob korse wun must nawt gergit the dred Majic Stik an the bonkins containd therin. So butts is nawt owt of relm of pawsibilitie.
Kitteh ownlee ded til fud bahks rattill or can oh-penir whirrsss! Sillee kitteh!!
Can opunerz hab ben noen 2 reviving deh deddest uv kittehz.
Iz akshully a trap – yu hed for that sof belleh and POW!! Five pointy endz!!
I noes it!
Bunneh Kick Trap!
Oh hai, Kafleen!!! *gigglolz*
{{{{{Kafleen}}}} Best Friends Furebber!!!
♥
O hai, Kafleen und Janet! *chuckles* I can Beez bess frens, 2?
eye rlly harts yoos guiz! {[{{{kafleen}}}}} {{{{{{Janet}}}}} cuz yoo allayz beez sew nyce 2 mii and yippee/zippee!!! BTW, how yoo makes dat cyoot liddle hart, Kafleen?
I will tell u iff u promiss too email mee an bee frens an not juss teezin a
pore littul donkee wiff dreems ub frenship an glib postins
u will?
OK, den… I goes to Start and Character Map…dere are alot of dem there.
Butt I tink dere is eesier way…Janet, u tell…
/ps i is at kafleenthedonkey at gmail.com
fote fur meh lol iz wifout spaces
http://mine.
icanhascheezburger.com/
View.aspx?ciid=
1037656
Dat wuz cyoot, Beth Annie. I voted furr it.
Dis makes mee think ub sumtheeng dats been on my mind lately, so now yall are
gunna suffur an haf too heer it.
*sigh*….I wish I cud vote furr everbuddees pikshurs. Everbuddee lubs dere pet
an wants it too bee famus an lubbed, too. An everbuddee hoo tinks up funneh
capshun bee so happee wen it gets votes. Gibben peepul sum attenshun, teh gratust blessin in teh wurld. So menneh kittehs too see, so littul
time…..
Ebberbuddee needs a lub…. Teh Donkee has a Giant Sad sumtimes dat dey all
cannutt gets teh lubs an recugnishuns dey crave in dere souls. I wish I cud clone a millyun
millyun Donkees an send dem all owt too spred lubs ebbreeware dere littul hoofs fall. If we spent as much time gibbin a lub to somewun as we spend on sumfin dumb an useless wuddun it bee a wunnurfull wurld? Today I wasted time bein uglee too sumwun, an cudda been sendin wun ub mah cheezfrens a
lettur tellin em I lubbed em insted.
Is dere a National Pay It Forward Day, or sumpin like dat? If not, dere shud be. Ennybuddee noe?
Aw, Kafleen…u hab such a gud hart. I am shur if u were beeing uglee
2 sum1, dey must hab dun sumfing 2 deserving it. B’sidez, if u wuz
sweet awlla tyme u wudn’t b deh Kafleen wii lub.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kafleen deh Dawn Key}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
*wisspurrs an looks arown* Now dat u r huggin mee, wutt did dat meen wen
u sed, “U not dun, u grey.”
*heddesk* I noe it prollee verreh obveeus, butt I has a stoopee an not gets it.
Butt I noe I will the MILLISEKUND aftur I click, “Add comment”.
dun be a brown kuler. ur kuler b gray.
dun is brown??? I not noed it. U lern sumpin noo evvur day, huh?
:stupid:
is dat a British wurd?
dictionary.die.net/dun
gibs menny daffynishunz besidez deh kuler. sez is
Celtic in orygin.
Dats wut kulur burnded up roast look like.
Way too muches DUN.
WIN!!!
Butt rlly, “dun” in this kayse issa colour ov hoursey. iz lyke “buckskin” colur, butt can also B sort ob gray-tone ore diluted color—Cee equinecolor dot com….I LUBS, and LURVES horseys (an a dawn-key, 2)
Haha! Dats wutt I thot, ub, Dave, wen she sed it…meet dat
wuz obburdun…like mah hed bee fried or sumfin…LOL!
Ur not stoopee!!!! ♥
Nobuddy noez ebberything!!! Not eben unohoo.
But togezzer wi noez kwite a bit.
*gigglols* Ai’ll show yoo mai knowlej if yoo’ll show me yurz!!
OK! Rite heer I gotz my nawt-sekkund grade
reeporting kard. I gotting deh Az in kitteh
snorguling adn Loleegagling.
I member wun times I got tape on my mouf in skoo cause I tawkeded too muches.
yew tew ?????? puur MIzz Tamblyn…she coodnt getz me ‘n mi bess fren Charlie (hoo iz a gurl, Charlotte…) aneeway, she tried ebberyfing !!! frum puttin us togedder in teh roz in frunt ov teh boyse….nop …we talwked, in teh bak ov teh ruum….nop …weee tawlked….taep obber owr mouffz….we tawlked rite froo teh taep….prolly soundeded liek gangsturz (put yer lipz togedder an tawlk…soiunded liek dat..an dat soundz liek gangsterz)
taep to keepz kidletz frum tawlkin ????? nowt sew effektiv akshually
Tapes on mouffez?! ! Dat iz 1 baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad teach!!! Dat teach needz to retire. Shouldn’t bez teechin if not lurves kidlets
Nawt reely—taht bee teh DESPRIT teeh. Ai drove a few ob myne bonkers…
Hi,
Well…and the live ones, just once or twice a year….:-)
José
Hi, yourself.
Are you new here?
I just clicked on your link, then on the Etsy link. You painted those pictures? They are breathtaking. The use of color is exquisite. I bookmarked it so I can go
What talent!
back and drool a little more, later.
Hi Kafleen,
Thank you for your kind comments.
Yes, they are my works.
You can see more at hushcolours, my website.
Kind regards,
José
Ai sees u breavin’ kitteh.
Nao come on, teh baff waters ar ready……
Wutt? No, “This cat is actually dead” trolls yet?
Wutt a “Fakir”.
We told you the orunge wunze were poyson!
Ded kittehs doeznt needz fudz neither.
touché
LOL!!!!
Katnipp bubbuhls an squeeeeeeekii rubbuhr tub maisss fur verii LIVE Qtiii kitteh!
O Kitteh, ov coarse yuu iz nawt ded; yu wil sez ennyfing tu getz aowt ov a baff!!
(Kittehs lern, ayt a veree yung aige, haow tu plaiy paoussum;
mebbee iyf yu lies dere lawng enuff, hyoomin wil foargeyt tu gibb yu a baff;
oar fink her alreddy gived yuu wun, adn yur jes lieying aroun dryeing awf!!!)
wo ist ze walrus tah beet misbeehaven kitteh?
iz ze walls r us De whourd on ze streetzs
teh kitteh is inventves
bt hi iz nt convincng dedkitteh
Ha… cute