why ur hed jus asplode?
why ur hed jus asplode? wuz it my cuteness? sry.
mai cyootness halps me git awt of trubble 2.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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YETH It WUZ…
Sokay I nawt mad.
Happee nawt-sekund elfinugget and ambercat!
Gots to run befur my hed…. *SPLORT*
too laet…
*Holding braynez in wif bof hands on deh crown.
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!!!!!1!!!1!1!!1!!!!1!!!OH NOEZ!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!!1!!!!!elebentee!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!1!!1!!!!1!!!
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!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!1!!!!1!!!SPLORT ALERT!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!!
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DR. Tiny Cat to deh ER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!1!
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*runz 2 getting deh CCC.
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Battle Stashunz!!!!!!!!!
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Eberry1 2 dere EMER GEN CEE posishunz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!elebentee!!
FTW!
hey, KTNF. gude tew cee u an welcome. ah liek ur naem.
hey fanks, princess mu!!
BLARGH! Ai are ded!!!!
*Tossing owt deh bavving capz and CHRGz 2 ebbery1 entering
*deh ICHC land.
Luk awai frum teh kitteh!!
Not 2 b lukking a teh cyutenesses wifowt deh braynez pertekshun.
battel stashunz?
r we awn the spaseship then?
red alert?
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emer gen C?
Wares teh fyremens?
de’re teh wuns whure suppost to be takin kare uv teh mergenseees!
in dis crowd the arrybal of de fyremens causes emergencees
fyremens??? Where?!?!!1 An lil ol me nawt eben wering ne makeup or nuffink!
nawt warein nuffin must be a real time saver. Nawt subtle but effectib.
subtlety was nebber mai ting neway
no wunner we gits along, Ise abowt as subtle as a fart in church.
Yoo fink taht’s bad, ai satted neckst tew teh PASTOR wen he, um, broak winnd.
man ob God - man of the peeps.
Yoo betcha. He were a chaplin inna horspittle befoar he sined awn wif us. Heez a gud gui.
but ai likes that tipe of mergencee!
lcb hogged awl teh fyrmens last taim…
She stole dem awl away, its wut she duz. Neks time you gotta hyde yers better, mebbe cuver him up so LCB don’t see hims. Wooden be a bad idear to hyde wif him unner the cuver so if LCB do find him you can grab a holt an nawt leggo.,
maa b we cud hyd sum firmenz in de nawty barn wid de nekid guy.
excelent plan dd
fanks for de quik respons cweenmj!
yu has a gud hed in a crisis
you heard da cween! BATTLESTATIONS! BATTLESTATIONS! ALL HANS TO UR POSTS! UNTIL FERTHER NOTIZ, WE’Z ON EMERGENCY HEAD-SPLORT PROCEDURES!
but sir!
whut ar teh emergency hed-splort proseejures?
Dint yu reed da manuil??? Kuz I wuz hoaping yu knoed.
aim just makin it up as ai go!
cee is rite heer n section 21b paragraf 3 forff cetance n
awl u haff tew dew iz go tew ur spawt n rest comfortablee liek ani gude kitty. grab a couple of chrg’s and help ani wun n need.
cee, we gotz it awl unner kontroll
Plz to be advised: there is currintlee a shortidg of shawer-caps.
All personell must follow alternit head-splort proseedurs.
Dr Tinycat say: “Pfeh. Dis kitteh not as kyoot as meh. Is cyoot, don’t gets meh rong. Jes not as kyoot as meh.”
An DrTinycat is quite rite - az always!!
NObuddee can autkyoot DrTinyCat!!!
Dr. Little-Bit-Bigger-Than-Tiny Cat? please report to teh ICHC Hed-Splort Ward.
Dr. Tiny Cat has had an unexpectid splort.
Wots gud fore cleenin brayns orf pyuters?
Um, ai uz teh alkolol wypz. Iz gud for da bits dat arnt varee big.
Naw!! Suk awn teh alkahall wypes an yoose a kleenex awn teh keebored!!
iso-proepillz Alkolol waips? TEH EWW!
I rathur suk on teh tisshoo, fanx.
Jing an tonniks soaked wypes nawt fer teh keebored den?
I r doin it wrong!
onoez!! Nawt TONNIX!!
I’s ‘lergik to teh tonnix. 
jin, nao dat anuthur mattur.
jing an orinje joose is berree nice too,but makes teh wypes teh stikkee
lern tu lub de jing an tonnix. den u kan git de flazbak hi frum alkie wypes.
lik it wif ur skrachy tung
nom nom nom braynes nom
PLEH! durty thots dun taste nommable, stoopy hoomins!!!1!11!!!
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mus keep a clean mynd, lyk me! Us turtles always hab de clean thoughts an a jackass or donkee.
*snert* cleen mynd my butt!
ditto- yu tuk teh werds rite outta mai mouf Kafleen-teh-nawt-dawnkee.
I has almos nebber sed a dirty werd. I just let yawl fill inna blanks whatever which way you lyk. Yo nebber herd ob the Tirrdle club?
Yess ai did! Ai wuz juss finkin ob taht teh odder day. Less see, teh anserz wuz, Hiz hed, shaek hanz, an tawk, rite? I FINK dere wuz oianly free kweschunz.
der are axually many to chuse frum but must git fore ryte to be member..
Teh most usuall forf Turrdle Club kwestshun is: Wut dus a woman had two ob an an cow hab four ob?
LEGZ, silly! Tahts teh wun ai cuddn’t fink ob!
an kafleen nawt furthest fum last, mynding yer butt sounds like a chore I could add to muh list.
Duz Esther kno yoo tawk dis wai tew odder wimmens?
sol, yew gunna start myndin mai butt fer me? Well, fanks, I guess… Tho ai nebber reely mynded it so much myself b4.
how do yoo mynd a butt anywho? I dun fink itz going nowhere. Itz purty stuck there rite below mai back…
Esther knows dat I has a tendancy to fink about tings I caint have. I tink about boats an cars an motorcycles an planes an so forf. So I mite lyke to be a yung single guy agin but we awl noes better.
“I got dreems to remember, I got dreems to remember,
Honey I saw you der las nyte …”
*laffin @ mind a butt*
Hey kafleen does you noes abowt the turrdle club? They awl had donkees wif pleasant personalities.
So when you ask a member iffen He’s a turddle they hasta respond “yo betcha sweet ass I am” an if fer sum reason they caint provide them proper response, den they hasta buy the neks round.
Ok see…. Evree taim I bet mai ass….
I seem to dubbl-up.
*sighs.*
Hay, Kafleen! gud too seeya! How’s bayou?
I has tireds. and guiltees furr teh email reesponsibillitees.
Mebbee I need too bonk sumwun on the hed wiff mah Donkee
Magikul Cane….
*looks arown*
I had gud luk just turning teh keybored upsizedown and shaking it.
There is nothing tu get those braynes off teh flat panel LCD displays. Maybe teh kitteh carwash system frum a cupple of posts back?