why no one comes
why no one comes to mai party 
mebbeh cuz last year, yoo maed a ceen.
picture: cori.deviantart.com. lol caption: amy
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Maus, in full The Mouse King regalia, riding Petunia, his 21-hand tall pinto Clydesdale…
Poor kitteh. Ebereebuddy at teh race…
O.O Kitteh… maek meh kryz…. OMG….. teh sad!
yes…dis maek me bery sadz.
not how i wanted to strt mai day.
i wuz hoping fur a laff and got a sad eensted.
Maek me kryz too! Poor lickle kitteh!
Iz okay; we will all go to teh kitteh’s party, that will fix it! We will bring string and nip and crumpled foil balls and all teh thing kittehs like, and then kitteh (and us) won’t be sad aenymoar.
Iz Agrez
oh noes…. i has a friday sad!
Maeks me feel liek krying too….
I will TOTALLEE go to yur partie, kitteh!!!
Oh… dis happend too me once and wuz offu-, awf-, um, not nice. Kitteh is to kyoot to haz so much of teh sad like dis! Kitteh needz teh happy. I’ll be at teh partee kitteh. i promiss.
(I neededz teh happi today, but nao I haz teh sad.)
Me will goe two kittehz party!! Juzt still bussy cachin birfday mais 4 her!!
Bee there in a minit! DONT WANT kitteh sad!
Me got kiked out of own burfday parti once, so knows this sad. Will go to kitteh’s party with big bag of catnip, lots of string, kitteh-size frisbees, paper planes with dangling cotton thread on them, an’ a book on cat danses, an’ a book on cat painting.
onoez, JD! That is very sad!!
I had a NewYears party once where one person showed up. We’d bought snacky-food and had plenty of board-games and such…. but only one person showed, so we coudln’t play any of the really fun board-games!! We needed at least 4 people, and my kitties weren’t interested in anything but the mini-eclairs.
U n JD gimme anudder new Sadd!
JD - hau u get kikked oudda own birfday pardee? Dat sounds laike a gud storee.
Ai wasn’t enjoying it an’ looked sad, so wuz told tu go way, so I wudn’t be making othurs sad.
“Stoopee pardee!” *kik presenz! “I go fishun insted!”
Yur story sad too.
Sorri tu here yu onli had one othur purrson turn up. Is good you had kitteh tu play with, and hoep that helpped sum.
mai deep-seetid abandonmint ishooz…. let meh showz yu dem.
This is the perfect caption for the picture… and obvy the kitty is happily playing with someone… but….. the concept gives many of us ICHC-ers a sad… ’cause I finks we all has been that person. *sighs*
{{{{suntanmidori!}}}}}
Must…tear…eyes…away…from…picture….must…….
quickly….before…mood…shifts……
Fanks foar teh hugz! And ur abandonment isseuz comment made me laugh, but onlee because it’s two troo. :*
{{{{{SuntanMidori}}}}}
We can has parteh for SuntanMidori an dis kitteh at same tymes!!!
I gots bloons here somewheres. Hoo bringed teh cakes? I hopes it’s toklit!
Fanks foar teh hugz! I can bring teh caek. (It gives me teh practice for pastree chef skool!) I brings teh tarts, to. And a CHEESEcaek - made ov chokklit and espresso!
Meh hartz. It are brokded by dis poor poor kitteh.
I will comes to yous parteh, kitteh, and brings you toys mowiss.
Well - conga ratz to yoo, deer Maus!!!! LOL!!1 Taht wuz eben funnier tahn ai thot it wud bee!! an we dint bork enething!
But mai - don’t yoo just look breftaeking up tehre awn Petunia!!! Wai dint AI think ov riding a horse. Much faster tahn awn foot!!! ROFL!!
eye fort yew wuz gonna B awn yur liddul jon traktur N E wai?
Well - nawt fur teh RACE!!!! Taht’s fur laytur today! Awltho - hmmmmm - it wudda bin kinda funnee. Ratz!!! Wai dint ai think ov it!!!???
Mauz wuz awn a Clydesdayle, ai wuz awn foot, lolnascar wuz inna car, lolcatburglar was awn a mountain.
Helloooo!!! zauberflote, Tribble an leeza-b What were you awn - or in -oar - gigglolz - waht wuz yur *snerk* motivashun!!!
Oh - soreee zauberflote. Yoo were awn teh byootimus flying carpet.
so - Just Tribble an leeza-b!!!
I freelee admit taht mai motibashun wuz to impress cheezfrenz…..
I wuz on foot, draggin a extra large n hevvy pyooter wif a cattitude!
Lukkily it was appeesed by an offering to teh pyooter fairy, ai givved her a bite uf cookies. Chawklit chip!
If we haz anothur race sumtime I will try sumthing different. A nooteron partikle I think. They are teh fast, and small and can skweeze between all teh horses and mowntains. Plus they dont haz cattitudes!
mebbeh yew kan ewez teh slay wif sum a dem skwirlz hoo yew bin traynin 2 b sew strawng wif wippin teh kreem??
dat wud b teh awsum syt!!
ooo that’s a gud ideeya!
the skwerrlz are teh FAST too! (ai noes, ai haz to catch them)
Maybee… teh skwirrl slay wif a nooteron afterburnur overdrive fur the win!!
altho it wud depend on teh avalabillitie of traned skwirrlz at the tiem of teh race, and also on how tired they is frum maeking teh whippy creemz.
teh trik am 2 git em traynd bai mekkin teh wipt kreem well b 4 teh rayz an keip teh kreem een teh frij.
sew awl teh skwirlz am fit n reddee 4 teh awf!
fink ahed.
yew gotta haf a plann!
Brilliant!!!
Eye wuz on a hot air balloon. Clik on my bloo Tribble name an u c!
Hey! Eye can see yu! Yu oar awn that red balloon, all teh wai tu teh left in teh basket!
Wut fun!
Happy top spot!
An Happee reel birfday to yoo - today, deer lolnascar!!
But waht happened??? Were yoo in a car? awn foot? Awn a horse? A camel? Sooo menee choices!!1 LOL. But wuzzn’t that fun??
AND THANK YOO GRATE BURGERS IN TEH SKYE!!!! AI NOE YOO DID THAT JUST FUR US!!!
i wuz in teh race car…it be borked, but im happy with teh top ten finnish
congrats awn the top of the heep Maus!!
We shud haz 3 caeks heer soon! Wif lotz of i scream and callurrie free whippy creem.
NOW- iz it coninky-dink that there is a birfdai partee kitteh in this picksure? Luks liek the cheezez picked owt out the purrfeckt kitteh for owr birfday race!
Ebberybuddy, come on daon to were I iz unfolded teh caek bakk into reyalitee, an maybe lolnascar is alreddee cuttin it after blowin owt teh candelz! There is 3 caeks, plenty fur ebbereebuddy! (Teh Oreeyentul carpet iz onlee maed it partway around teh corse,sew teh caek wud be reddy fer teh birfday girl!
dats me blowin da candles owt!
YAY!!!! Ai hoep yur wish coms troo!!!
(yoo did membur to maek a wish, rite??)
ty…but i cant tell ya whut it iz
an whut teh trewlee kyoot kitteh pik yew haz 4 yur berfdai 2!!
Nummmashewmalayshumz Lolnascar an men E gud berfdai wishiz 4 yew an awl hoo haz teh speshul dai 2 dai.
Much WIN awn teh rayz!!
Egg elle ent!
Teh Tybooteek haz awl kullurd bloonz an pawtee pawpurrs an eben a liddul shampain. *POP!!*
N joi!!!
*klink* Thankz fur teh sham pain. Ai’m so glad yoo cud com!!
An ai think ai’d liek thiz pritee grin blooon!! Vereee festiv!
Too bad yoo cudn’t bee heer at teh starting tiem - yoo cudda been awn yur motobyke in yur costyoom. Dazzling ebreebuddee!!1 LOL!!!
sawree 2 miz teh stawt - butt yew deed tel mii teh rong tiem jannit
but noe wurreez az eet wuz teh awzum rayz and teh speshul pawtee!!
moar shampain… *POP!!1 POP!1!! POP!1!1!*
Ai did?????
Oooohhh.
Sham Payne.
Just a liddle plz.
Fangz.
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(Dem b deh shampayne bubblez)
I usinged deh Character Map fingee in Windoze.
i thinnk u hab sedded u b habbing deh Mac adn I
not noeing how dat werks. But u cud copy dem
and pasting dem into yer word prossesser adn den
u wud b habbing dem at teh reddy weneber u
wanting dem.
*lookz franticklee fur “Character Map”*
Dang, ur gud! Mebeeh ai’ll find it sumday!
OMG! It are ful ob starz!
Dat iz e-zakly hao sham payne maykes me feel.
Tank you for da shampayne, gibbocat,
n tank yu, cweenmj, for showing! it.
Sqware bubbelz?
eef eye’d a bin awn mai byk - wud prolly haf bin doon s cawt dooty 4 LCB an Mt Mkinlee!!! eyem steel nawt shoor shi haz aarrybd yet??
geololgicul tiem passiz s l o w l e e e e !! 1 !…………..
verry nyss, lolnascar!
Hippo, birdies, two ewes!
Hippo, birdies, two ewes!
Hippo, birdies, deer, lolnascar!!!!!
Hippo, birdies, two ewes!
An minnie moaaaaaar!
Wen eye furs red dis eye wuz tinkin, Mickey Mowz and da Clydezdalez frum Bush Gardenz. Wii goin to a theam park fur da partay!
Oh an concats on gettin de top spot in da race!