Comments on: dam it dam it dam it dam it

By: Waht arp?

Waht arp? — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 03:52:33 +0000

Ai undurstandz. Itz tu kuhl fawr yoo Randohmlee awbfahskate yooor wurds. lawl

By: tarah

tarah — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 01:49:42 +0000

he is bilding a dam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:]

By: tarah

tarah — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 01:47:49 +0000

you are so not right you stink

By: lolkitteh43

lolkitteh43 — Tue, 12 May 2009 14:04:34 +0000

how duz u get a picture instead of a dam pattern?!

By: jojo

jojo — Sat, 09 May 2009 01:14:46 +0000

damn funny!

By: angelwaits

angelwaits — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:09:33 +0000

Snerk!!

By: jey

jey — Tue, 20 May 2008 12:52:27 +0000

wtf i dont understand

By: wat?

wat? — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:00:55 +0000

me likesw tis one!!

By: indi

indi — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:43:19 +0000

omg! dis iz mah favorite lolbeaver evar! moar beaver tails plz!

By: The-Artstar

The-Artstar — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 22:01:31 +0000

Is that American?…….

LOL

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 13:48:58 +0000

wow, Janet….I puttid a note hear yesterdai and teh Burgerz eattid it. Guess day didn like whua I had to say to he-who-will-no-longer-be-named.

By: Smammie

Smammie — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 10:36:36 +0000

ah yesh, “teh power ob shun” wii haz it

By: salleh

salleh — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:31:23 +0000

*joynz Janet in tra-la-laing*……
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oh hai ebberywun……(plz to ‘xcuse mi dotz…hee hee ) oh mi guudnesses wat a feerse an loyul gruup we can haz heer….ai iz noawt surprizeded, mi deer Janet…..kant yew see ebbereewun gavvered around yew in teh siberspase ???? wiff der litesordz an growly fases ?????
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jest yew try to hert owr Janet…..nawt gonna happun round heer…
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mi grammpa waz a Amish…an teh way dey taked kare ov sumwun hoo dint get it waz to “shun” himz. (oar herz)…..ai proposes dat we do teh saem.
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why gibz crudulities to sumwun hoo iz teh crude ????
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*joynes Janet inna a danse*
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*slllllide to teh lefff…*
*slllllide3 to teh rite….*
* twurl ina sirkul, twurl ina sirkul, twurl ina sirkul*
an …….*JAZZZ HANNNZZZ*
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an ….SnE….dont maek me stopz diz site agin…….

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 00:45:55 +0000

LOL!!! SolnEsther – yoo hav just prooveded taht ebreething ai sayed to yoo wuz rite.

Yoo hav NO idea waht we ar doing heer an HOO WE AR!!!! Ai gratelee feer – tho fur a wile ai had high hoeps fur yoo – taht yoo just don’t fit in. An cleelee nebber will.

So ai will continyoo tra la la -ing happilee through the day in teh companee ov awl mai amaizing an wnderful frenz – hoo DOO get it.

An this iz teh last time taht ai will EBBER reed sumthing yoo hav written. Az Stephen Colbert so amewsinglee says, “yoo ar ded to me.”

By: DrTinyCatsApprentice

DrTinyCatsApprentice — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 22:27:14 +0000

SolnEsther,
Why are you being mean to Janet?
Why do you continue with your rude and often lewd coments?
Do you think it is funny deliberately baiting people with your nasty and childish
comments?
Why on earth would a grown man even think of saying and doing such immature things just to get a reaction?.
I think that you have got some serious problems regarding insecurities.Perhaps you should seek some professional help.
This site is here for people to share happy and fun times,bits of IRL news etc.
It is NOT a site for petty bickering and deliberate vile and frequently Rude comments.
If you havent already got the message from these wonderful and caring people,Your type of nasty and rude comments are not required here.
Go and play somewhere else.

By: dapanferkitteh

dapanferkitteh — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:57:11 +0000

*ap(l)aws* (clap clap!!)

By: Smammie

Smammie — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 18:35:50 +0000

frankly, U cud stuf dat hart in a fleaz navel n hab ruum leff ober 4 tree karaway seads….

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 18:32:03 +0000

This is teh same person who rudely criticized our Salleh’s unique ritin’style and then when frens jumped to her defense said “Oh, u guise is rong. I was just asking her nicely! Whut’s rong wif u peepls?” Looks like *someone* can’t stand it when other peepuls are genuine, sweet, loveable and genuinely loved and watched over by others because of it. How sad.

I has never steeled someone’s still-beeting hart from their chest before, but if certain peepl don’t stop picking on nice peepls who has never done a thing rong to them apart from being better peepul and better liked, I just might has to start. No matter how tiny teh target hart may be.

*wanders off, looking for teenytiny tweezers*

By: Smammie

Smammie — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 18:00:31 +0000

Hi Ambercat!

Ai kenz tell U wai he b taht wai. Himz wahtz noan az teh:

Super-hyphenated-hair-splitting-nitpicker !1!

Dey juss doant unnerstan taht liif iz 4 livin’adn taht iffin u spen awl ur thyme trian 2 find waht box it fitz in2, U iz missin mos’ob teh fun. Berry sad, awl-n-awl.

By: altosinger

altosinger — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:57:24 +0000

maibee free sents foar inflayshun!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:56:22 +0000

Solly, ai fink yoo juss wented tew farr heer. Ai lubbs yoo deerly—yoo meminds mee ob mah momma-in-law hoo wented ober teh brijj liddlewyle ober a yeer ago—shee hadd teh hart ob goald, butt ruff wai ob eckspressin it, an wuz frum teh Bronx. So ai kine-a geddit. Cud yoo eckspress yoorseff a liddle moar jently? Ai kno yoo duzzn’t wanna hert fokesez.

By: lolmaster

lolmaster — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:55:39 +0000

omfg….i has moments like that…

By: dapanferkitteh

dapanferkitteh — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:48:49 +0000

wai yoo meen?

wai yoo targut surtin cheezfrenz woo neber did n e fing to yooz?

yoo gibs me a sad. Ai finsko yoo don liek yerself muches.

jus mai too sense.

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:33:15 +0000

Wai wud yu eben wont to anger Janet? Wai wud eneewun? Wot porpoise do yu tink wud be served bai angering ennee Cheezfren, but espeshully wun as well-lyked, luvved eben, as Janet? Ai rilly tink yu has misunnerstood teh tone and naychur ob tihs site. It is a HYUMER site – teh ideeah is Yu Laff, an maek odders laff – wy nawt trai it?

By: Porcelain Princess

Porcelain Princess — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:31:02 +0000

*smaks Sol wif a fish*

u b nyce 2 owr JCH4K!

*smaks Sol wif a bigr fish*

*runz away*

By: Anodder Porcelain Princess

Anodder Porcelain Princess — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:27:32 +0000

Hims shorely cannot see Byond teh end ob hims noes if he tinks A) HE can maek deer JCH4K asplode wit anger an B) maekin an attak – ennee kynd ob attak – awn JCH4K wud nawt bring teh roth ob Ceeling Cat, an teh army ob Porcelain Princesses, daon awn hims lyk a tun ob rektanglar bilding tings!

By: Feelionophiliac

Feelionophiliac — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:18:49 +0000

Hmmmm. Aside frum teh inappropryutness ob trying 2 maak Janet asplode, ai fink taht u r mystaaken abowt teh beeber wurking awn himz lodj. Teh watur iz alredee hi, implying taht teh dam iz dun, but teh beeber iz putting a rathur larj chunk ob wud awn wuteber taht strukshur iz. Taht implyz taht teh beeber iz wurking awn teh dam, prolly reparing it, sins tehy don yuzhually add thik short chunks 2 teh lodj wuns teh watur iz hi. Tehy re-kuber it wif mud ebery fawl, but nawt yuzhually sutsh short chunks ob wud.
Haz Mr. Adirondak outdoor guy seen beeberz put sutsh thik short chunks awn a lodj?

By: thisncat

thisncat — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:56:04 +0000

Why oh why wood u want tu do N E thing tu owr Janet? Janet is teh backbone of this syte. She is teh kyndest most grand cheezfrend NE wun could ask for. I hav seen tis before, maybe u be lyke teh scool yard bully?

By: Porcelain Princess

Porcelain Princess — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:37:43 +0000

Well said. Mebbe himz is so belligerent cuz he knows himz is inadequate?

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:05:18 +0000

Misture Beavure Contrakture bilds, bilds, bilds;

Noe sub-primeses loan iynvoulved heer; jes wurks, wurks, wurks gratis foar hims menny relatibs adn relashuns;

(Hims wuz temtid tu taike a vakashun wunce, a cruise: onna dryftwuud lawg taht wuz floatyng daownstreem;

Tehn hims thot: “Noes, noes, noes; gotta wurk, wurk, wurk; itz wut Ai du!!!”)

By: woozled

woozled — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:54:56 +0000

Adn just hao joo tell teh differntz wif taht pikchur? They iz awl maekt of xtix adn sutch…
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Infoarmashun – joo haz nawt enuf.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:38:04 +0000

Janet?

Make Janet asplode wiff angry?

I was theeinking bowt dis agin dis mornin while makin my coffee…saw it furst last nite. I was imaginin if I haddun been heer fur awile an came in an saw dat…I’d feel like chicken little in ICHC. Wutt a huge sad I’d have. Good hevvuns, why wud ennywun wunt to make our Sweet, Luving Janet asplode wiff angry?

Butt sints I HAVE been around, and since I saw you say dat you ENJOY liting peepuls fyooses an argyooing wiff dem, it seems it wud bee so much more, Oh, mah littul brain must tink hard furr teh currekt wurd…apropos? to try to make ol SOL asplode wiff angry.

Hmm. Hows dis:

Sol, u pore littul thing. I noe u is tryin REEL hard too look smart heer wiff ur references and knowledge uff logic and uddur intellijunt stuffs, butt we has seen ur sad littul errors an jus not sed nuffin, caws we is jus so soopeereeur dat way. Yes, yes, *pats Sol on hed* we noes u is secretlee juss ub AVERUJ intellijunts, butt u trai hard, so we will ovverluck it, u pore thing.

Did dat wurk?

NO??
OK, I’ll juss bonk u on teh hed wiff my Donkee Staff den.
Juss fur GP.

*Bonks and Runns*

/Please, PLEASE bring back the cheeseburgers!!!!!

By: Ravenmn

Ravenmn — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:55:45 +0000

It’s Dennis Messner!

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/47469

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:06:38 +0000

aw elfin !!! Amayzin gud skore!! well dun yew.
sawree dat eye diddun C dis B 4 to concachewmalayt yur suck sess!!
pleez axept dis jeneticully enhanst kitteh fayz lawleepawp frum yur ebber lubbin Tybooteek – steel wif teh bitamin N richmint an teh nawt verree bleugh flavr az teh marc ov owur esteem 4 yur doon sew gud!!!
{{{elfi}}}

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 03:18:09 +0000

O, hai, I gueess I mist the b-day partee i ushullly onlee commenty on won pic a day, odderwyse I tend to spend teh entire day and nite hear—I’ll chekc bak a bit on teh udders—-Happy Birfday to yoo! (ebberywon!) ICHC has teh bestest parites ebber. wii rock!

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 03:02:33 +0000

ohai 3 floofiekittehs. I wanna be fizzishin’s Assiztunt.

I tryin’foar to git my Bashlerz in teh Byolojee. I taekd Cell Byo dis turm too. Maekin’B’s in it alzo. Ai also taekin’teh Fizzyoligee. It ar pleh, but I is at a 79% in dat klazz… iffn’I do OKz on teh finul I git B in klazz yay!!

Hoaping strate-B’s foar da turm, whish wud be a gud wae to finizh mai turm.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:13:12 +0000

um, bin der, dun dem?

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:57:15 +0000

*duz a liddle happee dans.
*step, step, twirl.
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Awsumz singingz!!! Way 2 go jd!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:53:49 +0000

YAY 4 ELFI!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!
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U so smart!!! wii r awl beeing proud uv u!!
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*Mixes ub big vat uv majikle celebratoree drinkses.
*Dey is majikle ‘cuz ebbery1 b getting wutever tehy
*b wanting. Iz diffrunt drinkz 4 diffrunt peepz.
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I’ll b habbing deh chokklit martoonee wif a sprig uv mint.
Heerz a drink 4 u Elfi.
*klinking glass wif Elfi.
Cheez!

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:33:09 +0000

Ai think Beevr cre8ed teh nawt sekkund village. Whar wuz wunce a streeme, wuz nao a pond… an awl teh critterz, bofe meek und feerz, settld neerbai.

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:25:50 +0000

Hi Gma! Ai haev beana fan uv yur green shooz & Ai noe yew keep en tutch wif Tidmum whu Ai mizz vry much.

Ai iz a student ov da planet, but mai IRL naem iz liek da mommeh ov dat grekko god.
…
Pluz awltewgeddr it sowndz liek sumfing Robin wud sae to Battyman. Dis maeks mii smyle.

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:25:33 +0000

Congratlolashuns, Elfi! Good fur yoo! Ai neber took janetix essept as part of buy ology, but ai specs it is nawt eezy.

Is dat yoor majer field?

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:18:12 +0000

Anom, Sol! Whale sed.

By: Smammie

Smammie — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:06:46 +0000

Purrrfect!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:53:50 +0000

w0w d0c, taht’s hevvy!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:48:36 +0000

dam, SolnEster, yoo shure nose yer holes!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:46:28 +0000

*hedwall*

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:30:49 +0000

Tries tu ‘magin all teh lifes as u knows it stoppin inst . . . instant . . . right dis sekkun and ebry molecules in you bodis egsmsplodin at teh speeds ob light.

Tobal protonicks rebersal.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:14:53 +0000

pleez to leeve my cooly outta dis.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:14:00 +0000

OK, lets see iffen I can make Janet asplode wiff angry:
Das axually nawt a beaver dam, das a beaver lodge ware dey sleeps. Der dam raises der water levl an is usual kwite a wayse off frum der loj. Der beever loj relies on the higher water created by der dam to protect the entrance to der loj. Mr. Adirondak outdoor guy noes dis stuff.